AbraPunk
Cosmic Guardian
"You're seeing someone else and then you went ahead and eloped with that poor young lady!" Mike put his fists to his hips. "Now that's evil!"
He didn't understand what half of this weirdo's slang meant. "Wait, are you saying..." He paused briefly as the dots connected. "Ugh! Hell no! I haven't done anything like that!"
If Mike was talking about... physical intimacy, then, well... Kent hated that crap. Absolutely detested the thought of it.