The White Elephant in the Room Playground
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Fusion
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"Not that I'm being asked, but I've certainly seen more gods than I would have liked," Lee yawned.
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unrepentantAuthor
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"They sure are," Palkia quipped, still grinning broadly.
Tanuki
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“Only two candles left! Is that a tie I see? It’s time for our contestants to face off in a lightning round! No rules, no timers, only blood! Audience and contestants alike, ask away and decide who! Will! Win!”
Fusion
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"Aye," Lee nodded.
Fusion
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"What does that mean, game?" Lee asked. "I understand you aren't asking them to fight, but I fail to see what else that could mean."
"Only blood, you say? Well, let's go for the low-hanging fruit, then." Palkia's red eyes flash menacingly. "Never have I ever spilt any."
Tanuki
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“Imitation! The kindest form of flattery! But has Jesse ever been so vain as to speak like himself?”
“Ohoho! Someone’s out for blood! Let’s see who of our contestants crack first!”
Fusion
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"Split any what?" Lee tilted his head. That space god was a fair bit harder to read than the one he was familiar with. Almost like someone who could enjoy themselves instead of being a lapdog to that fat deer stuck in the golden fence.
unrepentantAuthor
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What? That wasn't even a specific question. Was it figurative, did it mean murder? Or like... cutting yourself shaving when you were thirteen years old and a different species? Did pokémon battles count, or...? What?
"I ain't ever sworn in a dumb accent," he said after a second with his paw at his temple. He grinned viciously. "How about this one, 'Darkwhite.' Never have I ever renamed myself."
"I ain't ever sworn in a dumb accent," he said after a second with his paw at his temple. He grinned viciously. "How about this one, 'Darkwhite.' Never have I ever renamed myself."
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"It's called a nickname? Duh! Get it right!" Darkwhite pointed an accusatory finger at Jesse. "You shake your thing and lose already! Both of those totally applied to you because you spilled Brisa's emotional blood or whatever! Also you just said you beat up a Legend so that totally counts."
Tanuki
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“Has our lovely pussycat never killed? Has she never taken up a new name? Let’s hope she admits the truth before the game admits it for her!”
Fusion
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"So I was right to think Darkwhite wasn't your real name," Lee chuckled lightly. "For a second there I starting to believe it really was."
unrepentantAuthor
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Jesse stared down Darkwhite with unconcealed antipathy.
"Palkia. What actually are you askin', anyhow? Pick yer words precisely."
"Palkia. What actually are you askin', anyhow? Pick yer words precisely."
Palkia’s eyes flash. “Gladly! *Have you ever killed.* Not judging, of course! I’m just ever so curious, you see.”
“Oh, and it should go without saying, but I mean prior to arriving here, of course. Wouldn’t be very much fun if we could so easily discover the one who dispatched poor Squirt, now would it?”
“Oh, and it should go without saying, but I mean prior to arriving here, of course. Wouldn’t be very much fun if we could so easily discover the one who dispatched poor Squirt, now would it?”
Tanuki
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The PS3 whirred to life. “Please remember that Special Agent Squirt is very well trained. Do not worry about his survival or spread rumors about his demise. Such gossip could be very hurtful to the young child, so please remember to give him the best Holiday Celebration possible while he works with you to find who murdered Santa.”
Fusion
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"If I break this thing, will anybody miss it?" Lee growled, his ears flicking irritably.