Tanuki
Friend of All Chu
- Location
- Rhyme City
- Pronouns
- He/him/his
“Please do not break what is not your property.”
The White Elephant in the Room Playground
- Thread starter Tanuki
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unrepentantAuthor
A cat that writes stories.
"No," said Jesse, voice steady. "I have never killed. So. ...Darkwhite?"
He glanced at the PS3 and then at Lee.
"Go fer it."
IFBench
Rescue Team Member
- Location
- Pokemon Paradise
- Partners
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"I-I'm not sure breaking that would be a good idea..." Gen said. "What if it's how we all get home once this is all over?"
Fusion
Oh knee on
"Well it's not like we came out of it, right?" Lee grinned, standing above the outdated piece of hardware. He lifted it up, acknowledging the slight heft it had. "Plus, the only one who really messed with it was Squirt, and it's been getting on my nerves every time it says that same damn line."
"But, I'll be generous. I'll say, "Squirt is dead," and if this plastic hunk of junk doesn't say that line again, I'll just turn it off," Lee said, his grin stretching even further.
"But, I'll be generous. I'll say, "Squirt is dead," and if this plastic hunk of junk doesn't say that line again, I'll just turn it off," Lee said, his grin stretching even further.
Tanuki
Friend of All Chu
- Location
- Rhyme City
- Pronouns
- He/him/his
The PS3 remained silent, save a very quiet whir. It returned to its previous resting space instantly and left a lightning bolt in Lee’s hands, shocking him.
Fusion
Oh knee on
"So you think you're funny?" Lee growled, shaking his paw. He slammed his fist down on the console, entirely expecting it to shatter into bits and pieces.
Tanuki
Friend of All Chu
- Location
- Rhyme City
- Pronouns
- He/him/his
Lee’s paw phased straight through the console, hitting a pile of plentiful pebbles instead.
Fusion
Oh knee on
The pebbles shot out in several directions, but as little more than a nuisance to Lee. "Why the hell are their pebbles there? And, Also, what the fuck was that?" he huffed. It was another slip up showing some form of weakness, but seriously, what was that? He should have just slammed it on the ground when he had the chance.
"You know what, fine, whatever," Lee held up his paws and shook his head. "I'm not messing with any more tech."
"You know what, fine, whatever," Lee held up his paws and shook his head. "I'm not messing with any more tech."
unrepentantAuthor
A cat that writes stories.
Jesse rolled his eyes. "I shook for the 'legendary' question, and you're just plain wrong about my accent bein' dumb, so you're outta luck there, darlin'. Fair's fair if you're not gonna count a nickname as a legitimate moniker. What is yer real name, anyhow?"
He shot a glare at both of the accursed devices. He was starting to suspect they weren't artifice at all, but sorcery or some such bullshit.
"Never have I ever pranked anyone," he said, resignation in his voice. He was more than done with this 'date'. This seemed like a safe bet.
He shot a glare at both of the accursed devices. He was starting to suspect they weren't artifice at all, but sorcery or some such bullshit.
"Never have I ever pranked anyone," he said, resignation in his voice. He was more than done with this 'date'. This seemed like a safe bet.
Tanuki
Friend of All Chu
- Location
- Rhyme City
- Pronouns
- He/him/his
“This foxy bachelor’s never done one practical joke?! I guess suppressing the memories of your daughter with psychic power is only one or the other! He’s getting desperate with just one candle left! Let’s see how he handles it.”
unrepentantAuthor
A cat that writes stories.
"'Foxy...' Ugh. For the love of gods."
Fusion
Oh knee on
"I'd offer to smash it but we already know what'll happen if I try," Lee growled. "Let's just get this damn game over with."
Tanuki
Friend of All Chu
- Location
- Rhyme City
- Pronouns
- He/him/his
“It’s down to the wire! How will our lovely couple fair? Will their hearts break? Will love triumph in the end? Will Darkwhite accept the responsibility he’s refused and continue to pretend her evil deeds are little more than pranks? Will Jesse continue to pretend he didn’t traumatize his daughter? Or will our couple grow to love each other despite their differences?
“It doesn’t matter! Only one can win in this lover’s quarrel! Let the questions continue!”
“It doesn’t matter! Only one can win in this lover’s quarrel! Let the questions continue!”
Fusion
Oh knee on
"Fine, if it's a question you want, or dare or whatever the hell," Lee cleared his throat. "Never have I ever had ulterior motives while working with someone else."
unrepentantAuthor
A cat that writes stories.
Jesse ignored the continuing jabs about Brisa and grinned weakly at Lee's question. "I don't do folks like that. I'm up-front about my intentions. Let's see what Miss Mew has to say fer herself."
'Traumatised.' That's what the machine had said. But that couldn't be right. Traumatised folks didn't act like Brisa Escarpa. That couldn't be right. Nah.
...He was gonna need to sit out in his room for a while coming to terms with the increasingly likely possibility that this was purgatory. Was admitting that he'd 'traumatised' Brisa something he had to do to... to pass on? But he... he hadn't done that. Had he...?
'Traumatised.' That's what the machine had said. But that couldn't be right. Traumatised folks didn't act like Brisa Escarpa. That couldn't be right. Nah.
...He was gonna need to sit out in his room for a while coming to terms with the increasingly likely possibility that this was purgatory. Was admitting that he'd 'traumatised' Brisa something he had to do to... to pass on? But he... he hadn't done that. Had he...?
unrepentantAuthor
A cat that writes stories.
"FUCK IT. Never have I ever levitated with my psychic powers."
Jesse rubbed his temple. He was developing a migraine.
Jesse rubbed his temple. He was developing a migraine.
Tanuki
Friend of All Chu
- Location
- Rhyme City
- Pronouns
- He/him/his
“Please refrain from swearing in front of Special Agent Squirt,” interrupted the PS3. “His parents do not want him to repeat such naughty words."