Espurr could have laughed. If it happened to annoy the one who'd dumped her here, she might have let a few slip. Instead, lying on her back in the middle of the fuzzy, vaguely green stuff she hoped was just grass, she just sighed, frustrated. Why did stuffy higher powers insist on yanking her out of her bed at night without asking nicely first? She was put out and ready to give this one a piece of her mind.
And what was the ratio for people who got cosmically kidnapped compared to people who didn't, anyway? Even if it was just once, which, by the way, it hadn't been! Anger stirred in the back of her head, making her floppy ears rustle with latent energy. She felt a sinking pit in her stomach as she realised that she was getting used to the concept. It didn't even seem to rattle her anymore beyond annoyance. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. Repeat after her: this - was - not - normal.
But then, what about her life had really been normal for the past few months... at least she got to skip the first step.
Pulling herself to her feet, she stretched and dusted off her fur and waited expectantly for the fancy entrance beings like these always made. Nothing happened. Unenthusiasm was replaced with curiosity as she realised she wasn't the only one here - in the distance, what looked like two halves of entirely separate creatures glued together argued with another human (!), and she spied both a fox with several different tails and a floating duck thing that was coloured almost like it had come from a 3D-printer.
A disembodied voice suddenly boomed into her head, startling her:
Truth: If you were to die, what would you want your sacrifice to represent or accomplish?
"...card games?" she sighed, her irritation growing. She liked a nice card game, but she'd also been having a nice dream! Which had been interrupted! For card games! "You brought us all here for
card games?"
No answer from the sky voice. Espurr wished she had a chair, and with the sudden sound of air whooshing there was suddenly a small stump. That was useful.
She plopped herself onto the stump, folded her arms, and reluctantly decided to answer the question. The quicker they got through this...
"Fine. If I died, and it represented something, I'd rather it be the end of something--bad. Something bad. The last thing I'd want is for people to start fighting each other or give up on something because of me."
Was that good enough? The voice was quiet, so Espurr assumed it had to be. Now what?
Dusty memories of playing the game leaked up into the surface--right. She had to pass it on.
"Truth," she announced to the voice. "What is the thing you desire the most?"
Truth: What is the thing you desire the most?
The voice rumbled out across the plains, the force of it blowing back her fur a little. Espurr yawned a bit as she fixed her coat up again. She felt too awake to sleep now. What else was going on around here?