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"This is all too fast for me... I'm getting tired..."
Salem puffed up her cheeks and pinned her ears back in frustration.
"That's a false dichotomy! You don't have to believe in some weird unlikely possibility based on something most people wouldn't think of, or do nothing! You could do literally anything else! Like question the quiet foxes!"
"This guy is saying a lot of words, but he isn't actually saying many things..."
"..."
Being alone and scared and not having friends... Salem said nothing. She didn't want to talk about that. Because she had to help solve the game. That was why.
"You've been like that all day! You didn't change at all!"
[[Your readlist puts the people who think you're town as town and the people who are calling out your scummy play as sus. You could not more transparently be a liability to town, either because you're Mafia, you're SK, or you're a Town player that's so unhelpful you'll worsen our chances of winning in the long run.]]
"How would you know that vanillas got hints if you weren't a vanilla or a member of the Mafia? If you were an innocent lover you wouldn't have known that so early! You're lying!"
"Anyway, no way are there no goons! This is a vanilla game, there have to be goons... Mafia lovers seem really unlikely to me and I don't see any point in wasting time speculating about it! It's much more sensible for there to be very few Mafia, maybe four, but two pairs of lovers so town get picked off faster."
[[Speaking of ways town can die faster... What about doctor overhealing? That came up, let's not brush over it.]]
"I read my letter from Diyem really thoroughly and . . . I think 'healer clash' is normal, actually! The letter seems to be saying that it's really really common and has been in lots of games for a while now, to prevent really strong strategies that stop the Mafia standing a chance of winning! So... So I think just in case there are more than one Doctor on the Innocent side, (and I really hope both our dead townies weren't doctors!!) then they should think about this random healing idea just in case!"
[[Readlist and vote coming soon]]
What I think happened is this: Blu was assigned as either Mafia or SK, and decided to play some Nth-Dimensional chess with our heartstrings. I'd rather risk losing a third on the thin chance that I saw the Megamind play than sit and twiddle my thumbs."
Salem puffed up her cheeks and pinned her ears back in frustration.
"That's a false dichotomy! You don't have to believe in some weird unlikely possibility based on something most people wouldn't think of, or do nothing! You could do literally anything else! Like question the quiet foxes!"
"Kent, I believe your innocence."
"This guy is saying a lot of words, but he isn't actually saying many things..."
I... I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT... I don't want anyone to ever be alone and scared and, (sob) and have no friends forever!!!!
"..."
Being alone and scared and not having friends... Salem said nothing. She didn't want to talk about that. Because she had to help solve the game. That was why.
"Sorry. Gonna try and... not be like that tomorrow, assuming I live."
"You've been like that all day! You didn't change at all!"
[[ Readlist for now.]]
[[Your readlist puts the people who think you're town as town and the people who are calling out your scummy play as sus. You could not more transparently be a liability to town, either because you're Mafia, you're SK, or you're a Town player that's so unhelpful you'll worsen our chances of winning in the long run.]]
[[ ALSO I could not have claimed to be straight up Vanilla because then I would have likely been asked what hint I got, to which I would be unable to answer. As I understand it, only pure Vanilla roles get some kind of hint; any other role does not. ]]
"How would you know that vanillas got hints if you weren't a vanilla or a member of the Mafia? If you were an innocent lover you wouldn't have known that so early! You're lying!"
"Anyway, no way are there no goons! This is a vanilla game, there have to be goons... Mafia lovers seem really unlikely to me and I don't see any point in wasting time speculating about it! It's much more sensible for there to be very few Mafia, maybe four, but two pairs of lovers so town get picked off faster."
[[Speaking of ways town can die faster... What about doctor overhealing? That came up, let's not brush over it.]]
"I read my letter from Diyem really thoroughly and . . . I think 'healer clash' is normal, actually! The letter seems to be saying that it's really really common and has been in lots of games for a while now, to prevent really strong strategies that stop the Mafia standing a chance of winning! So... So I think just in case there are more than one Doctor on the Innocent side, (and I really hope both our dead townies weren't doctors!!) then they should think about this random healing idea just in case!"
[[Readlist and vote coming soon]]