Play #35: Mossdeep City
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Play #35: Mossdeep City
(A radio presenter sits in a studio in front of a microphone and computers)
Axel: And on line two… we have Taron. Morning, Taron.
Taron: Morning.
Axel: Now, you have some thoughts about the previous caller’s tirade, is that right?
Taron: Yes. And excuse my language here, Axel - I hope this’ll be okay to say on the radio-
Axel: Let’s keep it family friendly, mate.
Taron: Sure. Sure. But I have to say. I am bloody sick and tired of listening to self-righteous twats like him spouting off about what I can and what I can't eat. I reckon-
Axel: This is about what the previous caller said about Clamperl, is that right?
Taron: That’s right, yes.
Axel: They’re a protected species by law, now.
Taron: The government should not be getting involved in telling us what we can and cannot have on our plates. Have you-
Axel: They have - sorry to interrupt, mate. Some might say they have a duty of care for their citizens and Pokemon.
Taron: We’re not children, Axel. Have you ever tasted Clamperl, roasted-
Axel: I have. Before it became restricted, obviously.
Taron: Roasted with garlic butter and served with a cold glass of vinho verde. It’s fabulous, Axel. They can’t take away my right to enjoy that after a hard week at work.
Axel: You might argue if you continue like this - if we-
Taron: I work hard for my money.
Axel: Sure, yes mate-
Taron: I can spend my money how I like-
Axel: But what I’m saying - what the previous caller said - is that if we continue like this then there won’t be any Clamperl left in the seas at all.
Taron: Well that’s not my problem, is it?
Axel: No?
Taron: They can sort it out.
Axel: Who can sort it out?
Taron: That Team Aqua lot. Isn’t their whole thing being up with the oceans?
Axel: I don’t know what their stance is on eating Clamperl-
Taron: Get them to sort it out. They can’t be worse than the current lot we have in power-
Axel: We can’t endorse vigilante justice on this show, mate.
Taron: You know what I think about people who say that, Axel?
Axel: What do you think, Taron?
Taron: I think, get the everliving fuck out of my-
Axel: Aaaand that’s all we have time for, I’m afraid - thanks very much for calling in, Taron. If you have any more thoughts about eating Clamperl - delicious delicacy or environmental disaster - then give us a ring on 0192 099 0992. And now let’s go to Mad, Mad Mitch for the traffic and weather.
(A radio presenter sits in a studio in front of a microphone and computers)
Axel: And on line two… we have Taron. Morning, Taron.
Taron: Morning.
Axel: Now, you have some thoughts about the previous caller’s tirade, is that right?
Taron: Yes. And excuse my language here, Axel - I hope this’ll be okay to say on the radio-
Axel: Let’s keep it family friendly, mate.
Taron: Sure. Sure. But I have to say. I am bloody sick and tired of listening to self-righteous twats like him spouting off about what I can and what I can't eat. I reckon-
Axel: This is about what the previous caller said about Clamperl, is that right?
Taron: That’s right, yes.
Axel: They’re a protected species by law, now.
Taron: The government should not be getting involved in telling us what we can and cannot have on our plates. Have you-
Axel: They have - sorry to interrupt, mate. Some might say they have a duty of care for their citizens and Pokemon.
Taron: We’re not children, Axel. Have you ever tasted Clamperl, roasted-
Axel: I have. Before it became restricted, obviously.
Taron: Roasted with garlic butter and served with a cold glass of vinho verde. It’s fabulous, Axel. They can’t take away my right to enjoy that after a hard week at work.
Axel: You might argue if you continue like this - if we-
Taron: I work hard for my money.
Axel: Sure, yes mate-
Taron: I can spend my money how I like-
Axel: But what I’m saying - what the previous caller said - is that if we continue like this then there won’t be any Clamperl left in the seas at all.
Taron: Well that’s not my problem, is it?
Axel: No?
Taron: They can sort it out.
Axel: Who can sort it out?
Taron: That Team Aqua lot. Isn’t their whole thing being up with the oceans?
Axel: I don’t know what their stance is on eating Clamperl-
Taron: Get them to sort it out. They can’t be worse than the current lot we have in power-
Axel: We can’t endorse vigilante justice on this show, mate.
Taron: You know what I think about people who say that, Axel?
Axel: What do you think, Taron?
Taron: I think, get the everliving fuck out of my-
Axel: Aaaand that’s all we have time for, I’m afraid - thanks very much for calling in, Taron. If you have any more thoughts about eating Clamperl - delicious delicacy or environmental disaster - then give us a ring on 0192 099 0992. And now let’s go to Mad, Mad Mitch for the traffic and weather.
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