IFBench
Rescue Team Member
- Location
- Pokemon Paradise
- Partners
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The Combusken gave an exasperated sigh. Seems like this group, or most of it at least, were committed to this.
Half-human? What did that even mean?
"Thank you," the Combusken said, a tiny smile gracing his beak. "There's been so many Pokemon who've been pretending to be humans for fame and fortune. Some have nearly even gotten away with it too."
And another one. Mimikyus were always looking for attention. "Look, you're not the first Mimikyu who's used that exact same strategy to pretend to be human. Not even the second, or third. Try something different if you want to fool me," the Combusken said, before blinking. "Actually no, please don't."
This one was definitely the least convincing of the bunch. There was a bunch of uncertainty in their voice, and humans had never arrived in groups of more than one before. At least, not more than one in close proximity to each other.
And this one was barely even trying.
"If by some miracle one of you is actually human, I'm sorry, but I have to take precautions," the Combusken said. "I don't want another death to occur because some Pokemon bit off more than they could chew."
He muttered under his breath, "Leviene was always better at this then me..."
196th imitator? Or is it 195.5th? said:"I'm half human, if that helps at all."
Half-human? What did that even mean?
Actually having some sense said:"Sorry, Combusken. Not human. And I'm sorry to hear you've been dealing with some kind of pretender issue, though. Are folks trying to extort generosity by posing as heroes or something? That's quite unfortunate."
Maybe said:"Hmph. I'm not a human, Combusken. I'm a normal Lucario... Apart from the scars, I suppose. Regardless, I'm not any impersonator, and I'm sorry if you have to deal with that in a regular basis."
"Thank you," the Combusken said, a tiny smile gracing his beak. "There's been so many Pokemon who've been pretending to be humans for fame and fortune. Some have nearly even gotten away with it too."
197th imitator said:"Oh really, I'm not a human, am I? Perhaps you'd like to explain to me why I, a totally normal mimikyu, am stuck without a covering and have to hide beneath this human hat instead!"
And another one. Mimikyus were always looking for attention. "Look, you're not the first Mimikyu who's used that exact same strategy to pretend to be human. Not even the second, or third. Try something different if you want to fool me," the Combusken said, before blinking. "Actually no, please don't."
198th and 199th imitators said:"Wait, but me and Morgan are humans... uh, were humans, I don't know. But we we definitely used to be people!! Are, um, are humans suddenly being pokemon a thing. Because we used to be humans!! Do you know what happened to us?"
This one was definitely the least convincing of the bunch. There was a bunch of uncertainty in their voice, and humans had never arrived in groups of more than one before. At least, not more than one in close proximity to each other.
The big two oh oh said:"I'm not pretending. I really used to be human. Do you know something about why we became pokemon?"
And this one was barely even trying.
"If by some miracle one of you is actually human, I'm sorry, but I have to take precautions," the Combusken said. "I don't want another death to occur because some Pokemon bit off more than they could chew."
He muttered under his breath, "Leviene was always better at this then me..."