Character Groupchat

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: Fair warning, they ARE battle trained. Don't you dare.

 

[K_S]

grdtypslashtrnr96: I'm sure my level 75, battle-trained Persian, will be deeply concerned about your precious plants when it comes to harvesting. As it is, thank you for inspiring me about what to get for dinner.

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: ...in OTHER NEWS, I also caught a shiny Sentret.

 

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[fine fine ruin my fun]

grdtypslashtrnr96: .. Ah.. interesting tastes. Are you going to be converting it into a coat, a fish fly to catch 'karp, or a brush collection?

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: What is UP with you?!

 

[K_S]

[Too much time and a google search about the historical uses of ferret fur? Also, no comment on my calling your character a carnivore?]

grdtypslashtrnr96: wrong? ah you meant you'd aquired it as a pet. appologies. I suppose the color scheme could be asthetically appealing in a certian light, and it could be cross trained to run herd on any rebelious sproutlings with fury cutter.

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: ..Or I could just keep it as a pet without having to make it "useful", you-

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: funny how ppl eat miltank and magikarl here willy nilly (except the smart ones) but oddish ain’t kosher. iirc they’re protected by galar’s govmnt but vileplume are pests. lots of double standards here lol but when is that new???

 

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Grdtypslashtrnr96: > Thousandofdedlegrndaries: agreed in full. Oddish aren't per Kantos laws, and theres a nice set of soup shops for it, and they make a wonderful base for vaccines. But dios protect you of you side eye on of thier precious, feral electrclic rats, after they chew on your powerline.

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >Grdtypslashtrnr96 more so they spread seeds, some kinda biodiversity crap im sure hippies appreciate. i’m sick of seeing pikachu everywhere, i get it, they’re cute, stop shoving it in my face

 

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Grdtypslashtrnr96: > thousandofdedlegendaries : > cute is in the eye of the beholder. I make a point of having my rhyhorn dig pit traps for the blighters during matches. Adds a whole new spin on the "shocked pika meme" that keeps spawning in my region.

Also i have to ask. What inspired the name you picked?

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken has joined the chat!

CursedChicken: Hey, is a prison-issued Rotom phone supposed to have this group chat preinstalled?

CursedChicken: HEY WHOEVER CHOSE THIS USERNAME SCREW YOU

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandofdedlegendaries: >Grdtypslashtrnr96 take that stupid mouse. oh and theres this death metal band i really like called Thousands of Dead Legendaries. me and me bf went up to hammerlocke to see them live and thats one of the best nights we spent together, i’ve even got one of their songs as his ringtone to remember that night. oh the name’s based off the theory that all legendaries died long ago which is why nobody’s seen them

>CursedChicken BUCKAWK

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[LMAO]
CursedChicken > thousandofdedlegendaries: Haha. Very funny.
CursedChicken: You guys are talking about eating ODDISH? Isn't that like... cannabism? But I guess I can't act all high and mighty when most of the Pokémon here hunt and eat Pidgey for FUN. Man, this world is messed up.

 

[NebulaDreams]

[LMAO]
CursedChicken > thousandofdedlegendaries: Haha. Very funny.
CursedChicken: You guys are talking about eating ODDISH? Isn't that like... cannabism? But I guess I can't act all high and mighty when most of the Pokémon here hunt and eat Pidgey for FUN. Man, this world is messed up.

thousandsofdedlegendaries: hell yeah cannabism—aw man you mean cannibalism. touchy subject here, i get some weird looks for eating miltank steak even though humans have been doin it for ages and the less smart ones are picked out for meat anyways. cant be too picky in the wild either. it would be cannibalism if i ate another machoke tho.

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken: Oops, autocorrect. I think Rotom is laughing at me rn. Anyways, a human eating a Pokémon seems a LOT different then a Pokémon eating another Pokémon. Or maybe I'm just being dramatic, I dunno. I've never been arrested before.

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken sounds like ur rotom wants to party duuuuude. ngl it is a bit of a mindfield but im no hippy vegan, i need my protein.

whatcha get in jail for?

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > thousandofdedlegendaries: Because apparently, punching an Absol in the face is illegal. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE-

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken wow, unlucky. what did u do to piss the absol off?

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > thousandofdedlegendaries: Uhhhhh... being a shiny Pokémon? That Absol kept calling me "Arceus' disgusting mistake" or something. Dude had it coming, tbh