Character Groupchat

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken aw damn that sucks. i wouldve punched the mutt too. ive got my fair share of people and pokémon callin me a mistake so youre not alone

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: Wait, humans exist in your world? Because over here humans have been gone for... CENTURIES, I think.

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken woah dude, thats wild. again dunno how much of this is RP but i kind of can’t imagine a world without humans. maybe we’d do a better job on our own or we’d just fight each other to the death. 🤷 then again i’d miss my bf if all humans disappeared. whats your world like without humans?

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: Honestly, kinda depressing. Like some dystopian type BS, end of the world as we know it, you know the drill. Lots of fighting and stuff like that. Honestly, being stuck in jail is WAY less dangerous than the outside world...
CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: What does "RP" mean?

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken yay so the world sucks as much ass as it would with humans. three square meals a day would prolly be worth jail. oh and RP’s just roleplay, i dont do that nerd shit but i know some people do, some humans like pretending to be pokémon

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: Huh?? Are you joking? Why would a human EVER pretend to be a Pokémon??

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken cuz humans are weirdos. they like feeling like something theyre not or like to be this spicy fire breathing chicken that doesnt have to pay taxes. i can relate in a way, i get really self conscious being a machoke, i barely feel like one

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[Well, as long as we're breaking the fourth wall...]

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: WOO TAX EVASION!!!
CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: I mean, taxes are still kind of a thing here but like??? They call it "The Survival Fee" and you fork over half of your earnings so you don't get the stuffing knocked out of you. Very fun. I swear, I could write a whole damn novel about how absurd this place is...

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken so its basically a bunch of jocks taking your lunch money, fun.

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: Yeah, basically. Anyways, what are things like in your world? It would be nice to hear a slightly less depressing topic tbh
CursedChicken: There's a Jigglypuff in the cell next to me that has been singing "Wonderwall" for the past hour. Do I tell her to stop, or...?

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken things are meh. theyre launching the new pokejobs system which is kinda good news for pokémon, just came really late for me when i really needed it. kind of feels like the other shoe could drop any moment, only takes one self righteous pokémon to blow up the government. seems more stable than what u have. oh and sing something else really annoying over the jigglypuff, maybe hum the chicken dance song

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: PokéJobs? Do you guys explore Mystery Dungeons, or is it something else?
CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: Update on the Jigglypuff: I shouted "PLAY FREE BIRD!!" and she is now belting the lyrics to Free Bird for EVERYONE to hear. Although, my Talonflame cellmate is NOT amused.

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken i wish lol. basically our region’s way of trying to make more pokémon work. weve been doing it for years without anyone’s help but now anyone can post a job and any pokemon can take it if theyre with a trainer. i don’t have one so i dunno how that works. not that i wanna work in some restaurant anyway

also HELL YEAH stick it to those pigs

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[Let's see how descriptive I can be...]

CursedChicken sent a video! (0:12)
*The video shows a video of a Jigglypuff singing Free Bird, with many other inmates singing along. A couple of the fire-types are even waving "flames" back and forth. The camera then whips over to a Talonflame, who is glaring daggers at the Jigglypuff, like he believes that if he glares at her long enough, she will combust into flames*

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: BRO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER LMAO

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: bruh you can send videos through different universes and shit this is awesome. can u take a selfie too

thousandsofdedlegendaries: unfort i only have a vid of me sucking ass at guitar trying to play wonderwall. machoke hands are not built to play strings istg

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[Oh boy, putting me on the spot again! Just kidding haha]

CursedChicken sent an image!

*The image is a selfie of a shiny Torchic (duh), with a massive, goofy grin on his face. In the background, it looks as though various Pokémon are in a massive dining hall, eating something that meets the bare minimum requirements of being called "food". Right behind him, you can just BARELY see a Zorua giving him an odd look, seemingly a mix of confusion and... awe?*

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: Yeah, Arceus might smite me down at any moment ROFL. Or worse: take away my free Wi-Fi!

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: I've always wanted to try and learn Through the Fire and Flames on guitar, but my tiny feathers can't reach the strings :(

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: You said that you don't have a trainer, so they won't let you take jobs? Laaaaaame. I mean, from what I've heard about humans, you're probably stronger than any of them. I mean, have you SEEN their noodle arms??

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: CursedChicken > Shame on you, Absol is a protected species. What were you doing out in the forest, anyway?

 

[K_S]

Grdtypslashtrnr96: >Oddishbeats5: > clearly living thier best life. If you're one of those Plasma groupies who insist on segregating mon from trainers, and keeping mon in thier "proper" place i have a full rooster who would be thrilled to "have words" with you.

Grdtypslashtrnr96: > CursedChicken : >Did you take comissions on 'mon punching services and do you have access to celibi?

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > oddishbeats5: Absol's aren't a protected species over here. There's like five of them in this building right now! They're also total jerks. Lying that "there's a disaster coming!" so Pokémon evacuate, then proceeding to steal stuff from shops without anyone stopping them.
CursedChicken > oddishbeats5: And to answer your question, I was in the forest trying to find food, like berries or whatever. I don't like eating raw Pidgey like most other Pokémon here do, because I'm not insane. Long story short, they started talking trash and I punched the Absol in the face, then got arrested because the 'Mons here are racist. Or... shiny-ist? I don't know the exact term...

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > Grdtypslashtrnr96: Believe it or not, punching a random Pokémon in the face is NOT something I was planning on doing. But, I guess if you have the money for it...

CursedChicken > Grdtypslashtrnr96: If I had access to the Legends/Mythics, I probably would have done it by now. I would've slapped Arceus in his smug godly face a LONG time ago.