Character Groupchat

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: Oddish growth patterns in the wild.

 

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Gndtypslashtrnr96 has joined the chat!

I leave my Legends blighted phone alone with a teenager to bleeding smoke and she installs God-know-what... this clearly isn't the tech support chat i was logged into.

Can someone coherently, tell mw whats going on?

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: It's some public-access chat room? I don't really know myself, the guy who set up my computer gave me the number.

 

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Grdtypslashtrnr96: ... i've tried installing and uninstalling 5x now with no luck. My tech contact has fallen into the void of no return. May it hit Giratina on its way out..
Well, since i've got a moment, and its somewhat adjacent my field... Has your efforts made a study of soil compositon where the oddish are nesting during the day?

[Time of day oddish being active are drawn from the red/blue mon pokedex]

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: Yeah, it's quite nutrient rich soil. It's night though, so all of the oddishes are currently running around the little garden.

 

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Grdtypslashtrnr96: This might be region limited, but changing the soil composition changed the battling capacity of the plants. For example, those reared in more heavy in clay produced a higher iron output, which geared whole bush's changed thier nature towards the noted "calm" "careful" and "gentle" natures. with a few "lax" ones sprouting as outliers. Those planted in higher acidic lands produce "bold" , "impish" and "docile" and "relaxed" natures (no outliers noticed). Also harvesting of the acidic plants in artificially acidified soils found thier water retention halved, and the concentration of their medicinal properties of their leaves and sap doubled as a result.

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >oddishbeats5 ngl that sounds boring but you do you. hope its useful. i dunno any oddishes irl so i dunno what theyre usually like either. hope theyre not giving you too much trouble

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >Grdtypslashtrnr96 also bro i aint reading all that shit, ill just assume its useful to our oddish gazer here. who are you anyway?

 

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Grdtypslashtrnr96: >thousandsofdedlegendaries

That was the point. As for who i am... i'm a rather beleagered gym leader attempting to wrestle with legend born insanities while mentoring a wildly mon phobic brat... Who if she doesnt stop making grabs at this phone will be on 'shrew dusting duty for ascxguggrtygjkgopy........

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >Grdtypslashtrnr96 sounds more interesting than my job. can relate to babysitting stuff since im looking after a machop, good as gold if a bit restless and battle ready. im trying not to introduce phones to him until he’s at least a machoke

 

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Grdtypslashtrnr96: >thousandsofdedlegendaries

... from that line alone i suspect we might not be living in comparable realities... i also suspect this might be another attempt at a certian Legend to twist the knife... that aside, you mentioned previously you had a technologically inclined spouse? Would you be willing to play messenger chatot on my behalf?

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >Grdtypslashtrnr96 i figured, or maybe this is some weird roleplay thing. but yeah, i could ask him any burning questions

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: >thousandsoflegendaries: Please, I don't think we would make up stuff about our lives!

oddishbeats5: >Grdtypslashtrnr96: Interesting, but I would need that data in a published study to make use of it academically.

 

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Grdtypslashtrnr96: > thousandofdedlegendaries : > i'm afraid my problem might be a bit to eserotic.. bit at this point i'm desperate.

I'm presently attempting to accss my kanto mon database in alola, they're running on poly'z software 2.01.6 edition, and i've updated my base account from BANK to HOME, and i can deposit mew itself of i had it, but all attempts to withdraw end to my keyboard, any borrowed keyboard, and mouse devices to turning semifluid. Making me unable to interact with the screen draw anything out.

Grdtypslashtrnr96: >oddishbeats5: ah its mon study report from the a buisness file from Viridian Co' Pharmacuticals. It wasnt released outside famiglia circles i'm afraid, so i can't pass up the original official copies and there were no outside panel reviews. With my present resources i can only paraphrase the terms of the experiment and results.

Considering this very well may be a cross dimensional line, it also might be that my results are null and void in your location per some space-time anomality.

If you do comandeer a wild population to run a data base be mindful not to raise the soils ph 2.5. While the first generation of transplanted oddish harvested will initially be prolific with extreamly concentrated saps and toxins, they will be rendered effectivly sterile and thier cellulose integrity will be compromised... about the the third week in.

Also harvesters will require proper hazmat saftey gear arpund the 3.0 and up mark.

 

[NebulaDreams]

thousandofdedlegendaries: >grdtypslashtrnr98 sorry barry has zero idea what you're talking about. we dont exactly have pc storage here. kind of screwed up that pokemon get stored in computers, i'd be livid if i was stuck in a computer, maybe if i had access to the naughty sites it'd be cool. he says it sounds like some creepypasta shit. you're on your own, buddy lmao

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: thanks for the advice!

 

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[I find it horridly amusing that the fact i suggested cooking oddish to death in acid for science as a research paper is geting me a "thanks for helping"

Evil lulz aside...]

Grdtypslashtrnr96: >thousandofdrdlegendaries: > how droll. No the 'mon in my verse are.... unfortunatly... not so intellectually inclined to be able to enjoy the fun aspects of what my ward is.. chanting at me to tap in... the rule of 34. No idea what it is, but from the scandalized expression she's flashing me, as well as the fact she's trying to meld into the carpet, i suspect i'll be tagging on another week of grounding after a quick porygon one search.

Grdtypslashtrnr96: > Oddishbeats5: > keep me posted on how it goes.

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: Wait- I only had time to skim the report. For the record, I am NOT BOILING MY PRECIOUS ODDISHES.

 

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Grdtypslashtrnr96: > oddishbeats5: > dont be so crass. No pots were involved... my ward is suggesting i send an odd little yellow ball picture to convey sincerity. No idea why she'd recomend that...
Though, seriously, an uptick in type changes and medicinal substance production did start at the 5.3 to 4.9 range. That level of acidity is on par to say... a cup of watered down juice.

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: That level of acidity could still hurt my oddishes!

 

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grdtypslashtrnr96: ...I suppose my oddish are much hardier than your oddish... though a tomatoe juice at a nice biol, some garlic and butter with thinly sliced... well never mind. I'd hate to disturb your carnivorous sensibilities.