You Know You Play Too Much Pokemon When...

[K_S]

You have sucsessfully programed your phones ai chatbot to respond to rotom as its name/activation phraise.

 

[SparklingBlue]

You memorize important numbers with Pokemon (so bus route 25 becomes "The Pikachu route")

 

[K_S]

...i thought everyone did that...

(Hides game notes marking areas as meowth!catch here)

You csn calculate ev iv in your hesd.

 

[SparklingBlue]

--You wonder why your keys and other important items don't have shiny beacons
--You are counting down the days to Pokemon Day (guilty)

 

[K_S]

When you lose something, you try to activate your item finder to find it.

You try to negotiate a refund, the running shoes aren't doubling your walking speed or increasing your pokemon(go) encounters.

 

[133TFR33k]

You can no longer recall the animal name chameleon and can now only call it Charmeleon even though you know it's not correct.

 

[SparklingBlue]

You used Pokemon numbers to memorize lock combinations.

 

[K_S]

You use pokemon numbers and attack stats to serve as computer passwords

 

[SparklingBlue]

You have used Pokemon song lyrics as passwords (guilty)

 

[K_S]

You collect p9kemon cards, not to make a deck, but because they made your favs looks so pretty.

 

[SparklingBlue]

You lie awake at night wondering what questions Legends: Z/A will answer about XY (guilty)

 

[K_S]

... i'm candidly more worr8ed aboutit making xy more of a kudos plot tbh.

Youre curiois as to how xys tall trainer az is doing.. and also curious as to how he managed to fit in that teny tiny house.

(Persinally i think its extreme yoga)

 

[SparklingBlue]

You have successfully called major plot points well before games released (guilty)

 

[candycanearter07]

you use pokemon typing charts unconsiously ("you can totally hose down that ghost, easy!")

 

[Flyg0n]

You forget the rest of the world, including google, doesn't revolve around pokemon and get confused when googling 'Cyrus' produces results about Cyrus the Great, the persian king

 

[K_S]

After checking persian's info too much for your own sanity, google stages a revolt... its ai informs you its not just an imaginary cat, but a country/nationality...

 

[SparklingBlue]

--You are hoping Gen 10 will be revealed next week (guilty)

 

[K_S]

(OOC: ... considering az is a revisit of xy with the return of mega evolution... I'm expecting a slew of smaller releases and perhaps new s on the champions tourney that's been chilling in my "news coming soon" file.... personally I suspect it's going to beat modern return to pokemon stadium with all the mon installed... gods help the data files of all switch, mobile and switch 2 owners playing that game...)

Remember the magic the gathering card tile guy?

https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/ii11dj

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/ii11dj/magic_the_gathering_floor_diy/


You have something like that forever immortalizing your favorite pokemon decks... which makes all upcoming tournaments a nightmare and a half...