You Know You Play Too Much Pokemon When...

[K_S]

You have sucsessfully programed your phones ai chatbot to respond to rotom as its name/activation phraise.

 

[SparklingBlue]

You memorize important numbers with Pokemon (so bus route 25 becomes "The Pikachu route")

 

[K_S]

...i thought everyone did that...

(Hides game notes marking areas as meowth!catch here)

You csn calculate ev iv in your hesd.

 

[SparklingBlue]

--You wonder why your keys and other important items don't have shiny beacons
--You are counting down the days to Pokemon Day (guilty)

 

[K_S]

When you lose something, you try to activate your item finder to find it.

You try to negotiate a refund, the running shoes aren't doubling your walking speed or increasing your pokemon(go) encounters.

 

[133TFR33k]

You can no longer recall the animal name chameleon and can now only call it Charmeleon even though you know it's not correct.

 

[SparklingBlue]

You used Pokemon numbers to memorize lock combinations.

 

[K_S]

You use pokemon numbers and attack stats to serve as computer passwords

 

[SparklingBlue]

You have used Pokemon song lyrics as passwords (guilty)

 

[K_S]

You collect p9kemon cards, not to make a deck, but because they made your favs looks so pretty.

 

[SparklingBlue]

You lie awake at night wondering what questions Legends: Z/A will answer about XY (guilty)

 

[K_S]

... i'm candidly more worr8ed aboutit making xy more of a kudos plot tbh.

Youre curiois as to how xys tall trainer az is doing.. and also curious as to how he managed to fit in that teny tiny house.

(Persinally i think its extreme yoga)

 

[SparklingBlue]

You have successfully called major plot points well before games released (guilty)

 

[candycanearter07]

you use pokemon typing charts unconsiously ("you can totally hose down that ghost, easy!")

 

[Flyg0n]

You forget the rest of the world, including google, doesn't revolve around pokemon and get confused when googling 'Cyrus' produces results about Cyrus the Great, the persian king

 

[K_S]

After checking persian's info too much for your own sanity, google stages a revolt... its ai informs you its not just an imaginary cat, but a country/nationality...

 

[SparklingBlue]

--You are hoping Gen 10 will be revealed next week (guilty)

 

[K_S]

(OOC: ... considering az is a revisit of xy with the return of mega evolution... I'm expecting a slew of smaller releases and perhaps new s on the champions tourney that's been chilling in my "news coming soon" file.... personally I suspect it's going to beat modern return to pokemon stadium with all the mon installed... gods help the data files of all switch, mobile and switch 2 owners playing that game...)

Remember the magic the gathering card tile guy?

https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/ii11dj

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/ii11dj/magic_the_gathering_floor_diy/


You have something like that forever immortalizing your favorite pokemon decks... which makes all upcoming tournaments a nightmare and a half...

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

- You have wanted to go to Japan since you were eight years old, not because you want to go sightseeing or experience the culture, but so you can go to the Pokémon Center and spend hundreds of dollars on Pokémon plushies (True story).
- You are trying to complete a Living Pokédex in your childhood Pokémon save file to "do what ten year old me never could" (Also a true story).

 

[K_S]

I honeslty tjink tjat most of us on tje forum would be willong to do both those things.

You comission an artist via kofi to imortalize.your fave mon scene in 3d art format. Life sized 3d art format. Not only will u never forgrt, neitjer will any who get too close yo your lawn!