You Know You Play Too Much Pokemon When...

[K_S]

You have sucsessfully programed your phones ai chatbot to respond to rotom as its name/activation phraise.

 

[SparklingBlue]

You memorize important numbers with Pokemon (so bus route 25 becomes "The Pikachu route")

 

[K_S]

...i thought everyone did that...

(Hides game notes marking areas as meowth!catch here)

You csn calculate ev iv in your hesd.

 

[SparklingBlue]

--You wonder why your keys and other important items don't have shiny beacons
--You are counting down the days to Pokemon Day (guilty)

 

[K_S]

When you lose something, you try to activate your item finder to find it.

You try to negotiate a refund, the running shoes aren't doubling your walking speed or increasing your pokemon(go) encounters.

 

[133TFR33k]

You can no longer recall the animal name chameleon and can now only call it Charmeleon even though you know it's not correct.

 

[SparklingBlue]

You used Pokemon numbers to memorize lock combinations.

 

[K_S]

You use pokemon numbers and attack stats to serve as computer passwords

 

[SparklingBlue]

You have used Pokemon song lyrics as passwords (guilty)