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Heya, just sliding right in before the Saturday update later today, since it felt like as good an occasion as any to try and get caught up with this story.
Chapter 49
Words do not begin to describe how poorly planned this all sounds right now.
I do wonder if this would've worked better with the description and dialogue separated, though.
So I'm not the only one who's having red flags tripped about how this entire mission is being organized, huh?
... I'm frankly going to be more surprised if this mission ends well than if it results in a massive fail right about now. Since Gene has been consistently one step behind Paradox up to this point, and this just screams "not gonna end well".
Quetzal: "Oh boy, here goes nothing."
Jade: "Wait, they just have blimps going around displaying the weather forecast?"
Quetzal: "Look, freaky lizard-bird-lady, can we focus on not dying from the massive salvo of attacks that's going to be coming our way in about two seconds?!" OvO;
Jade: "What are we, chopped liver?"
Gene: "Nope!" ^^
Quetzal: "I swear, you all need to get your priorities adjusted." >v>;
There's... a story behind that comment, isn't there? Though wait, are these Unown effectively immortal if their robot suits get wiped? Since I'm not sure if the smoke puffs are meant to be emergency teleports or if they died and got sent to a soul recycler or something like that.
... Wait, where are Jade and Quetzal in all of this? Since now I'm starting to get worried.
Oh, there they are. Or at least Jade anyways.
Quetzal: "Again, priorities!" >v<;
Jade: "No! No! I was pretty good with the freaky robot guy not thinking about killing me here!" OvO;
I... did not know that's how Aeroblast was originally depicted in the anime. I thought the Smash-style wind vortex o' doom was just a consistent depiction. TIL.
Quetzal: "Again. Priorities!" >v<;
Jade: "Yes, yes, I get the point!"
Gene: "... How do you not already know this again?"
Jade: "I've been asleep in a crystal needle for 1100 years? That probably helps, right?"
This... was happening in the middle of Cyril hitting on Seifer last chapter, wasn't it?
Not that this isn't a good show, but I'm surprised that the Eternabot gang isn't just camping from some overlooking windows and opting to snipe from above right now while distracting Gene with suppressive fire from another direction.
Can't tell if that's going to be significant or not.
Jade: "My ears!"
Quetzal: "Was it really too much to ask for decent earpro for this mission?" @v@
Gene: "Boy am I glad that Paradox hasn't gotten around to teaching his grunts to shoot before bantering." ^^;
Oh, there's Quetzal right now. Yeah, I kinda had a bad feeling about him just fading to the background there in the midst of the massive zerg rush of Troopers.
Gene: "... I did remember to aim away from Quetzal in the middle of all that, right?"
Quetzal: "You're supposed to ask yourself that before attacking!" >v<;
Gene: "Hey, no time to question my moves."
Why do I get the suspicion that the reaction from the locals on the street is basically going to be a variation of?:
Since the civvies in this story writ large have come off as pretty apathetic. Not that mass brainwashing wouldn't help with that.
Quetzal: "Whew, that bought us some time."
Gene: "Guess we should be thankful that Paradox didn't think of rolling out vehicle killswitches just yet." ^^
Jade: "Wait, those exist here?!"
Gene: "I'm frankly more surprised that they apparently don't yet given how 'Black Mirror with Magitech' Eterna City is in general." ^^;
I'm not sure how on earth he managed that, though that's gonna be a sight to behold.
>Paradox has a promotional video for the QN
I'm surprised and yet considering the overall tone of this story, I suppose that I really, really shouldn't be right now.
Whether it's rational is another thing entirely, but hey. Paradox has had a good batting average thus far, so let's see where this goes.
This... is a brainwashing video, isn't it?
Oh, so Paradox/Eternatus' goal is basically an assimilation plot of the whole universe. I guess that would explain why he's so hellbent on breaking free of Etherium to keep Natus doing its thing.
I'm guessing that this universe was basically formed from a mainline world getting DPPt BAD ENDed considering those visions of the Timespace Trio gathering around Mt. Coronet like 15 chapters ago—oh wait, there were Time Gears in that sequence, huh?
Wait. So is this some fork of Guiding Light having gotten BAD ENDed then? Since it’d certainly explain a couple things about some of those other visions that were very strongly vibing after it.
At first I thought that was Master Hand, but I'm guessing that's supposed to be G-Max Natus there.
Yeah, I figured.
More like "best unlives", but minor details there.
I'm snerking at these propaganda Eevee here. I wonder how many takes it took to get this scenario drawn up, since this entire sequence with them has been gold thus far.
Ah yes, Bahamut doing his thing and trapping Natus inside his adoptive planet.
I... am beginning to see how Paradox managed to talk everyone onboard with this cheesy propaganda video. Since sheltered, naive upper-class twits meeting information that feeds into confirmation bias about 'mons they don't particularly like... .-.
This is a really bad omen for where things are going to go with these guys.
Given that Ether is basically "Mako, but somehow worse", my money's on Eternatus' lifeblood.
... Wow, that was somehow even worse than what I was expecting.
I like how nobody's questioning anything they've heard from this video thus far. Though I suppose that if it runs off the same bad juju as Starlene's music... it might not occur to them to question things.
Huh. I didn't realize that's what Emperor Nefarious sounded like. I wonder what the story is behind him sounding so different from the vanilla Doctor in R&C.
Wow, it actually works with the melody of Emperor Nefarious' song. How long did it take you to make everything fit just right anyways?
Okay, I'm beginning to understand how the kids wind up making cause with Paradox, since this song is "Death to Squishies"-tier in terms of catchiness.
... So wait, is there also some sort of Epic Fail version of Paradox in another universe that's terrible at singing like vanilla Dr. Nefarious is? Because given how hard Paradox mainlines Emperor Nefarious here and it being established that PoV's in a multiverse within the past couple chapters...
- Cue the entire class of Horizon Gardens bopping along with the music in the background -
Sticky: "Yeah, sounds like as good a time as any, really." ^^
Well that got dark fast, but given how the average Radiant noble's attitude towards commoners is downright sociopathic... I would be wholly unsurprised that this wasn't at least a net wash in terms of sentiment for the audience.
You really need to make a commission of this scene at one point, since it's absolutely hilarious to play out mentally.
... I just realized that Sticky is Paradox's Lawrence in this story, just with less passive-aggressive snark. Now I'm really curious as to if there's an AU where Paradox and Sticky have more stock R&C personalities, since I can already tell that they'd be even more of a riot than these two.
Sticky: "(My Emperor, was the song supposed to take on a threatening undertone right there?)" ^^;
Paradox: "(Yes, now quiet, Sticky.)"
Cue the chorus of annoyed if somewhat muted 'Hey!'s in the audience.
I kinda wonder given that this song and dance has been going on for a while if there ought to have been more body language described during this back and forth bit with Sticky, and more of a glimpse of how the audience is reacting, especially if their reactions have some funny moments here and there.
... Wait, I might need to walk that 'Sticky is Lawrence' back given that he's filling in for Dr. Nefarious down to the terribad singing talent. There's a story to be told there if that's what he really is role-wise, though.
Okay, it's official. I need to buy and play Rift Apart at some point.
Paradox: "So? How'd it go? You all love it, I can already tell. Because of course you'd love my singing talent." ^^
Paradox: "Tch, there's always an uncultured type in groups like these."
Cue Vicenzo blurting out his involvement with producing Ether and then dying in painful, horrible fashion in about 10 seconds.
... Wait, how are the students reacting to all of this right now anyways?
Well that went places fast.
Though Paradox can do that?
Ah, so you're rolling with that take of Deoxys for this story.
And sounds like someone's going to be an ex-Weavile shortly.
Sticky: "No, no. You kinda are given that you're next in line to run Etherium's government and institutions after your parents die off and presumably have an ability to influence their decision making."
Luxray: "B-But we haven't run anything yet!"
... How is that Dodrio still standing in that pose anyways? Or is it doing that while seated?
... Well that would explain a lot about how Artie saw them joining cause with Paradox there.
... Oh right, that happens when you die down here. .-.
Sticky: "(Could you have picked a worse time to bring this up right now?! And you haven't shot the blimp out of the sky five minutes ago why?!)" >_>;
Phone Trooper: "... Because then I'd have to explain why we shot a blimp out of the sky? They're not exactly cheap, you know."
Sticky: "(Dammit, of all the times to put off rolling out those vehicle killswitches.)" >.<
And of course Xander would be a complete, spineless POS like this.
Sticky: "(I-I'm beginning to get the distinct sense that I should get out of dodge quickly right about now.)"
Oh, so we're going to see W1DG3T's first deployment, huh?
I'm... guessing that that's the end of Robin in that case, since that definitely isn't a good omen for his life expectancy.
Artemis: "So... uh... are we going to rescue those two? Or...? Since I'm pretty sure that they're going to get cancer'd to death within the hour." .-.
Gene: "Look, bring it up sometime when I don't have my hands full!" >_>;
... And you've just been leaving those two to fend for themselves in this mission that had less than 30 minutes of planning why, Gene?
Did. Did Jade just die?
Like on one level, it'd be really shocking given that she's been around for less than 10 chapters, but...
Oh, well nevermind then. Even if I'm not sure what on earth just happened.
Quetzal: "Jade, priorities here!" >v<;
Gene: "Wait, Cyril? Is that you? Why do you suddenly sound so wound up right now?"
Oh, so that was Cid he was hearing. I kinda wonder if there could've been more to make that obvious since I didn't pick up on that right away.
That... was W1DG3T in action, wasn't it? Though boy that kid has some punch to him if that's so. .-.
Oh, well scratch that about W1DG3T. It's his toy that did that.
Seifer: "Um, Gene? If you could Phantom Warp right about now that'd be really nice-" O_O;
Gene: "Hang on a second, I need to see what we're dealing with here."
Seifer: "All I heard was a lot of words saying 'let's Phantom Warp the hell out of here right now'-" O.O
Gene: "Chill, Horseface! We don't even know if it's safe for me to do that at the moment!"
Oh, so they are playing the "time to go" card. Smart. Even if that basically leaves like a chapter for them to do anything about Robin or that one random Weavile who are otherwise going to die painful, horrible deaths.
... Wait, is that photo from Rift Apart, or from an earlier R&C game? Though so that's what they look like.
Uh, yeah. I can see why Gene was freaking out after running into these guys, since that's definitely something you don't want to face down with some heavy weaponry. (Though now I'm curious if Cyril's got a prototype RYNO sitting on his workbench that's going to come out at some point.)
>spoofing
I mean, is it a spoof if it captures almost exactly the same vibe as the original, just adapted for the particulars of another setting? Though I for one am looking forward to the Otherworld cover at some point.
Though onto the postmortem:
Well that chapter got dark as hell. Certainly been a while since anything like that has happened on-screen and the Mood Whiplash was out in force, even if everything wound up shaking out in a fairly believable fashion for the various characters involved. Though boy was that a suspenseful note to end on, since if anything goes wrong with that attempt to extract Artie and maybe Robin (and the rando Weavile, I guess), there's going to be a body (or more properly, Phantom) count from Operation Follow Me on the heroes' side.
As for things that could've been a bit better, while the propaganda movie sequence and cover of Join Me at the Top were funny and peak PoV, I did wonder if a couple bits of it were a bit "wall-of-dialogue"-y and would've worked with more description. Also, the audience almost completely vanished from view during the entire thing when checking up on them here and there would've both acknowledged their existence and better given the audience an idea of how they were parsing everything that was playing out. You also had a couple stray typos here and there. Nothing major, but still stuff you want to smooth out.
Though altogether, this was definitely a wilder ride than I was expecting for a chapter @Ambyssin , and it managed to make me at once
and
harder than most other chapters of this story have up to this point. Congrats, and we'll see where things shake out from here in about 12 hours.
Chapter 49
High above the Eterna City skyline, in the thick, black and purple clouds, Gene turned to Jade and her orange zapdos passenger.
"It's going to be quick." The mewtwo snapped his fingers. "Once the rift opens, I shoot a Fire Blast into the fueling console and light the spa up like an oversized candle. Then we go charging in and you'd best be ready for Troopers to swarm us."
Words do not begin to describe how poorly planned this all sounds right now.
I do wonder if this would've worked better with the description and dialogue separated, though.
Quetzal puffed out his feathers. "I still cannot believe nobody told me we were having a strategy meeting! I didn't even have any time to prepare for this!"
So I'm not the only one who's having red flags tripped about how this entire mission is being organized, huh?
"You were napping. I didn't want to be rude." Jade laughed nervously.
"I just forgot." Gene shrugged.
"You're a powerful psychic!" Quetzal huffed.
... I'm frankly going to be more surprised if this mission ends well than if it results in a massive fail right about now. Since Gene has been consistently one step behind Paradox up to this point, and this just screams "not gonna end well".
"Oh, gee, look at the time." Gene glanced at a wristwatch he didn't have. "Mission's a go." He flicked his right wrist, opening a jagged rift. The mewtwo had looked over images of the place to know exactly where to aim his Fire Blast. The five-pronged flame struck a metal tower. Gene threw up a pink barrier, shielding himself and his allies from a fiery explosion while the sounds of mechanical shouts and cries filled his ears.
Quetzal: "Oh boy, here goes nothing."
"Now!" Gene flew into his rift. Through thick black smoke and tiny red embers he saw a huge crater in what was once some sort of pool. Lounge chairs and the remnants of a rooftop bar lay scattered about like big metal pretzels. The blimp was unharmed, displaying weather footage while a castform meteorologist gestured at the weather map.
"It's the rebel mewtwo!"
Jade: "Wait, they just have blimps going around displaying the weather forecast?"
Quetzal: "Look, freaky lizard-bird-lady, can we focus on not dying from the massive salvo of attacks that's going to be coming our way in about two seconds?!" OvO;
Right on cue, Dark Pulses and Signal Beams punched through the wall of smoke. Gene Phantom Warped to his right, the attacks passing harmlessly through numerous mewtwo-shaped afterimages. At least a dozen Eternatus Gunners hovered a few meters away from him and more were floating up from behind.
Jade: "What are we, chopped liver?"
Gene gathered a large Aura Sphere over his head and... bowled it through midair toward the Gunners in front of him. He quickly Phantom Warped back into the smoke to dodge a fresh volley of Dark Pulses.
"Despicable rebels!" a Gunner shouted. "First they loiter on our rooftops without an approved permit and now they assault our day spa! Is nothing sacred to them?"
Gene: "Nope!" ^^
Quetzal: "I swear, you all need to get your priorities adjusted." >v>;
Gene surged out from the smoke, flames gathering in his hands. "Sacred? Ha! Do I look like an entei to you?" He tossed a Fire Blast toward several of the Gunners below him. Their Dark Pulses sailed wide of stopping the Fire Blast, which blew five of them up. Their unown pilots careened through the air before disappearing in purple smoke puffs. A pity Gene didn't have a way of stopping that. Then he could keep Paradox from reinforcing his ranks so quickly.
There's... a story behind that comment, isn't there? Though wait, are these Unown effectively immortal if their robot suits get wiped? Since I'm not sure if the smoke puffs are meant to be emergency teleports or if they died and got sent to a soul recycler or something like that.
"No, you look like a disobedient cat that needs a good spritzing!" a much larger, gray Eternatus Trooper with giant cannons for arms boasted. Gene couldn't fully Phantom Warp away from two Hydro Cannons. A deluge of water blasted him toward the propaganda blimp, but the mewtwo caught himself, wringing his arms out.
Oh, great. Bombardiers, Gene mentally hissed.
... Wait, where are Jade and Quetzal in all of this? Since now I'm starting to get worried.
"Now! Freeze the rebel!"
"Hey, where's my backup?!" Gene growled, forming a large pink barrier that barely held against a slew of hail and ice chunks from three Bombardiers.
"Sorry! Sorry! Still getting used to the flying thi—eeeeeeeeeeek!"
Jade crashed into the Bombardier on Gene's left. "Ah, hello!" the salugia chirped. "Come here often?"
Oh, there they are. Or at least Jade anyways.
"Every Friday, actually," the Bombardier responded, before the unown inside narrowed its eye. "Hey, wait a second!"
Quetzal: "Again, priorities!" >v<;
Jade: "No! No! I was pretty good with the freaky robot guy not thinking about killing me here!" OvO;
Jade's mouth was bright orange. The resulting orange beam effortlessly tore through the Bombardier and both of his companions.
So, that's Aeroblast. Gene had to admit it was even more impressive up close.
I... did not know that's how Aeroblast was originally depicted in the anime. I thought the Smash-style wind vortex o' doom was just a consistent depiction. TIL.
No, wait, this wasn't the time for that! Not with ten Gunners trained on both of them! "Duck!" he cried.
"Duck?" Jade blinked. "No, salug— aah!"
Quetzal: "Again. Priorities!" >v<;
Jade: "Yes, yes, I get the point!"
Gene used Hurricane. Jade barely got out of the way of the ensuing vortex. It sucked up the Gunners like dirt through a vacuum hose, shredding through their bodies and blowing the unown pilots away.
"Cool trick!" The salugia clapped her feet together. "When can I learn?"
Gene: "... How do you not already know this again?"
Jade: "I've been asleep in a crystal needle for 1100 years? That probably helps, right?"
"Later!" Gene growled. More Gunners and Bombardiers had taken to the skies. There must have been teleporters nearby. C'mon, Cyril! How much longer do you need, huh?
This... was happening in the middle of Cyril hitting on Seifer last chapter, wasn't it?
As if the zoroark somehow heard Gene, the weather report abruptly cut out replaced with footage of Cyril standing in front of a camera. Gene turned and hurled two dozen Psystrike orbs toward some newly arrived Gunners. They unleashed their own volley of Dark Pulses and Shadow Balls. Though Gene's onslaught won out, none of the Gunners went down. Some of them ejected their UFO-like cockpits and flew after Gene.
Not that this isn't a good show, but I'm surprised that the Eternabot gang isn't just camping from some overlooking windows and opting to snipe from above right now while distracting Gene with suppressive fire from another direction.
"Attention Eterna City! This is the voice of the resistance," Cyril said, the prerecorded message amplified by the blimp's speakers. They were... a lot louder than Gene remembered. Maybe because he was used to hearing the blimp from a distance?
Can't tell if that's going to be significant or not.
Jade: "My ears!"
Quetzal: "Was it really too much to ask for decent earpro for this mission?" @v@
"For the emperor!" a Trooper shouted, her cockpit glowing brightly. Sensing what was coming, Gene summoned his spoon and whacked the Trooper back into several others. Explosions lit up the sky like orange fireworks.
Gene: "Boy am I glad that Paradox hasn't gotten around to teaching his grunts to shoot before bantering." ^^;
"This is the voice of the truth. And the truth is... we need to talk."
"Guuuuuuys, I could really use some help down here!"
Gene looked down. An orange bolt streaked across the cratered ground, narrowly dodging the spiky maces of a dozen Eternatus Brawlers.
Oh, there's Quetzal right now. Yeah, I kinda had a bad feeling about him just fading to the background there in the midst of the massive zerg rush of Troopers.
"Hey! Even if it's been blown up, running on a pool deck is hazardous!" one Brawler shouted.
"And illegal!" A second wound up and launched his right mace at Quetzal. Ice swirled around the spikes. Quetzal was running out of room, so Gene dove down and tossed a Fire Blast in the middle of the Brawlers. The five-pronged explosion knocked them off their feet.
Gene: "... I did remember to aim away from Quetzal in the middle of all that, right?"
Quetzal: "You're supposed to ask yourself that before attacking!" >v<;
Gene: "Hey, no time to question my moves."
"Your so-called emperor is lying to you! First off... those new uPhones you got? They're full of gizmos to hypnotize you whenever Paradox wants! And the rifts you see in the sky are dangerous! They're a sign that space and time are collapsing... in a way that not even Eternatus can protect us from!"
Why do I get the suspicion that the reaction from the locals on the street is basically going to be a variation of?:
Since the civvies in this story writ large have come off as pretty apathetic. Not that mass brainwashing wouldn't help with that.
One of the Brawlers leaped back to his feet and pointed a mace skyward. "It's a trick! Attack the blimp! The revolution must not be telivi—"
Quetzal charged forward and delivered a tremendous kick to the Brawler. With a thundering boom, the cockpit dislodged from the robotic torso and skipped across the charred ground, crashing into a second Brawler. Both bots and their unown vanished in a small blue blast.
Quetzal: "Whew, that bought us some time."
Gene: "Guess we should be thankful that Paradox didn't think of rolling out vehicle killswitches just yet." ^^
Jade: "Wait, those exist here?!"
Gene: "I'm frankly more surprised that they apparently don't yet given how 'Black Mirror with Magitech' Eterna City is in general." ^^;
"Birdbrain, help out Drumstick! I got things up here!" Gene ordered, shooting back up and sniping a pair of Bombardiers' cockpits with well-aimed Psybeams. "Pool Noodle, you read me? We're just about done here! Got anything from the drone yet?"
He Phantom Warped left past three Signal Beams, which bounced off one of the blimp's screens.
"Yeah. Bad news. I, uh, think Paradox might've persuaded his captives to join his cause?"
I'm not sure how on earth he managed that, though that's gonna be a sight to behold.
Paradox made Sticky's instructions perfectly clear: stay offstage in the auditorium until the promotional video finished. So the naganadel hid behind a stage right curtain, glancing between the giant projector screen and the rows of dark, unfilled seats.
A sliver of white light appeared at the far end of the room. Sticky adjusted his headset. "Please take your seats. The program will begin momentarily."
>Paradox has a promotional video for the QN
I'm surprised and yet considering the overall tone of this story, I suppose that I really, really shouldn't be right now.
It was too dark to make out anything other than silhouettes, but Sticky heard the murmurs of uncertainty. Young adults questioning where they were and what would happen to them and why the elevator that brought them here played smooth jazz. A few kept begging someone called Vincenzo to do something.
Sticky wasn't sure what the emperor saw in this lot. They sounded terrified out of their wits. Why not assimilate them into Eternatus Troopers?
The naganadel shook his head. His Excellency knew what he was doing.
Whether it's rational is another thing entirely, but hey. Paradox has had a good batting average thus far, so let's see where this goes.
Enough time passed. Sticky drifted toward a control panel in the backstage wall and flicked a switch. He was too far from the rear of the auditorium to hear the projector whirr to life, but he clearly saw the screen light up. And the captives fell quiet. A good start as bright, colorful words appeared on the screen.
Paradox Pictures Presents
An Emperor Paradox Production
Written, Narrated, Produced, and Directed by Emperor Paradox
ETERNATUS AND YOU: LEARNING TO LOVE OUR BENEFACTOR
This... is a brainwashing video, isn't it?
A tiny dot appeared on screen along with a soft, gentle violin piece. "In the beginning, our universe was a singularity. Unified and in perfect harmony." Hearts and rainbows peppered the singularity on screen. "But those wonderful times sadly wouldn't last."
Oh, so Paradox/Eternatus' goal is basically an assimilation plot of the whole universe. I guess that would explain why he's so hellbent on breaking free of Etherium to keep Natus doing its thing.
The color drained from the rainbows and the hearts shattered. The singularity rippled, then an explosion filled the screen with streaks of static and bright colors. Sticky made a mental note to consider a photosensitivity warning for future iterations of this broadcast.
"A cataclysmic event shattered the singularity and flung life and matter to the furthest reaches imaginable! Our universe, it seemed, was doomed to a state of disarray and fragmentation."
I'm guessing that this universe was basically formed from a mainline world getting DPPt BAD ENDed considering those visions of the Timespace Trio gathering around Mt. Coronet like 15 chapters ago—oh wait, there were Time Gears in that sequence, huh?
Wait. So is this some fork of Guiding Light having gotten BAD ENDed then? Since it’d certainly explain a couple things about some of those other visions that were very strongly vibing after it.
Then the camera zoomed in toward purple scales. "But what's this drifting aimlessly where the singularity once sat? Could it be... a remnant of some sort?"
"It's just a big hand!" one captive crooned.
Sticky fought the urge to reveal himself and scold the heckler. The Benefactor only looked like a giant hand to the unenlightened, after all.
At first I thought that was Master Hand, but I'm guessing that's supposed to be G-Max Natus there.
"Yes, it is! Behold: Eternatus! Our universe's last hope at reunification!" On the screen, Eternatus began to slowly drift through the cosmos. "This is where you now find yourselves within. And I'm sure that sounds rather frightening."
Yeah, I figured.
A few terrified eevee walked across the screen and nodded as if the narrator addressed them directly.
"But worry not, friends. Eternatus is not something to fear." Eternatus drifted over to the eevee and pet them all. Their fluffy tails wagged in unison. "Eternatus, you see, is our Benefactor. He provides us all with a single home and unlimited energy with which we can live our best lives."
More like "best unlives", but minor details there.
In a whoosh of blurry special effects, the footage shifted to a flyover of Eterna City, showcasing all the neon buildings, holographic displays, and flying vehicles moving in organized fashion.
"Impressive, isn't it?" the narrator said. The eevee reappeared in one of the flying cars, all wearing sunglasses. One tilted them down slightly to look at the camera and nod. "Unfortunately, however, our Benefactor is suffering."
I'm snerking at these propaganda Eevee here. I wonder how many takes it took to get this scenario drawn up, since this entire sequence with them has been gold thus far.
The hovercar screeched to a halt as sinister black crystals emerged from the shadows. "Ages ago, Eternatus came to your planet to welcome it back like an old friend... only to find a vicious monster waiting for it."
Ah yes, Bahamut doing his thing and trapping Natus inside his adoptive planet.
While the eevee all puffed their fur out in terror, silhouettes of dragons appeared around the crystal creature. "That monster — worshipped blindly by the dragons of your world — sent his minions to seal our beloved Eternatus within your planet."
I... am beginning to see how Paradox managed to talk everyone onboard with this cheesy propaganda video. Since sheltered, naive upper-class twits meeting information that feeds into confirmation bias about 'mons they don't particularly like... .-.
That earned reactions from the crowd. Sticky dared not peer out from behind the curtain, but there were scattered mentions of things like World Ender, Prince Shimmer, and... a dreepy?
... Right. Cassius had informed Paradox of some sort of dragon exchange student, but the records given by Guile Hideout suggested she wasn't among the captives. Neither was the ponyta prince.
This is a really bad omen for where things are going to go with these guys.
Back on screen, the eevee stood beside their destroyed car, shivering in terror.
"To make matters worse, your people have magnified our suffering by stealing our Benefactor's energy and claiming it as your own." Giant straws emerged from the ground around the eevee, who all scattered in a panic. "Do you want to know what's in the 'ether' you boast of using to power your land?
Given that Ether is basically "Mako, but somehow worse", my money's on Eternatus' lifeblood.
"Yes, that's right: our citizens." Straws captured two of the eevee and sucked them off screen. "And the souls of those who have passed away here." Straws sucked up the remaining eevee, leaving the streets empty.
... Wow, that was somehow even worse than what I was expecting.
"So, what does this mean for you?" the narrator asked as a giant hand pointed its index finger out at the auditorium. "Well, we're not interested in revenge, if that's what you're afraid of. Oh no..."
The camera pulled back toward a building rooftop with an array of different pokémon looking into it. "All we ask is that you consider the wrongs your people have committed... and join us in helping Eternatus claim his freedom. Help us make a better future... for everyone."
I like how nobody's questioning anything they've heard from this video thus far. Though I suppose that if it runs off the same bad juju as Starlene's music... it might not occur to them to question things.
With the rooftop crowd smiling and waving at the camera a large THE END scrawled across the screen, followed by rapidly moving credits listing Emperor Paradox under everything... including the "special thanks" section at the end.
The screen shut off and the projector rolled back into the ceiling, signaling Sticky's cue. "And now, please welcome our beloved leader: Emperor Paradox!" The naganadel threw another switch on the control panel and spotlights shined on the middle of the stage, where the deoxys had appeared in a flash of light. A dramatic orchestral piece carried through the auditorium speakers.
"Laaaa laaaaa la la la la la la la la laaaaa laaaaa!"
Huh. I didn't realize that's what Emperor Nefarious sounded like. I wonder what the story is behind him sounding so different from the vanilla Doctor in R&C.
Paradox confidently strode toward the front of the stage.
"So here you are.
A step from the top.
A better life
Your kingdom has not.
Our lengthy story to achieve success
Is a tiring affair
So I've one request..."
Wow, it actually works with the melody of Emperor Nefarious' song. How long did it take you to make everything fit just right anyways?
Paradox dropped to one knee and extended his right tentacles like he was ready to propose to the audience.
"Join me at the top
Why don't you?
Join me
Where the worlds align."
The deoxys stood up.
"Yes, join me at top.
Why won't you?
Join me
And let our powers combine!"
Okay, I'm beginning to understand how the kids wind up making cause with Paradox, since this song is "Death to Squishies"-tier in terms of catchiness.
He kicked his triangular legs out.
"I'll even dance and sing a ditty!
So, join me.
While I extend you pity.
Cause there's one bit I forgot."
Sticky threw the final switch and the Eterna Empire's sigil appeared behind Paradox. He gestured behind him.
"We're everything you're not!"
... So wait, is there also some sort of Epic Fail version of Paradox in another universe that's terrible at singing like vanilla Dr. Nefarious is? Because given how hard Paradox mainlines Emperor Nefarious here and it being established that PoV's in a multiverse within the past couple chapters...
The naganadel flew out onstage. "Ha!"
"Aha!" Paradox clapped. "Pretty good, eh?"
"It's wonderful, sir!" Sticky chirped, remembering the script Paradox gave him earlier.
"Then shall I continue?"
- Cue the entire class of Horizon Gardens bopping along with the music in the background -
Sticky: "Yeah, sounds like as good a time as any, really." ^^
"Of course!"
Paradox folded his tentacles behind his back and paced at the front of the stage. "Forget about your worthless cities.
Streets littered with panic and frenzied screams.
You've all struck great fortune now that you're here!"
Well that got dark fast, but given how the average Radiant noble's attitude towards commoners is downright sociopathic... I would be wholly unsurprised that this wasn't at least a net wash in terms of sentiment for the audience.
Paradox gestured to the gemstone in his chest.
"Guided by your flawless emperor right heeeere."
He again dropped to one knee.
You really need to make a commission of this scene at one point, since it's absolutely hilarious to play out mentally.
"Join me at the top.
Why don't you?
Join me
Where the worlds align."
Paradox stood up and stomped his right foot down.
"Since I will never stop.
No I won't!
So join me.
Go on, fall in line!
... I just realized that Sticky is Paradox's Lawrence in this story, just with less passive-aggressive snark. Now I'm really curious as to if there's an AU where Paradox and Sticky have more stock R&C personalities, since I can already tell that they'd be even more of a riot than these two.
Sticky: "(My Emperor, was the song supposed to take on a threatening undertone right there?)" ^^;
Paradox: "(Yes, now quiet, Sticky.)"
"You've sat and listened to my reason
To stop your kingdom's power seizing
So join me at this spot
Because we're everything you're not!"
Paradox looked at Sticky. "Who are we?"
"Evolved greatness!"
He pointed out to the audience. "And who are they?"
Sticky frowned. "Oof, I'm not going to say it."
Cue the chorus of annoyed if somewhat muted 'Hey!'s in the audience.
Paradox stomped his right food down again. "They're no good without me!"
"Right!"
"How dare they ever doubt me!"
"Yes!"
"Take the final chorus and seal the case!"
I kinda wonder given that this song and dance has been going on for a while if there ought to have been more body language described during this back and forth bit with Sticky, and more of a glimpse of how the audience is reacting, especially if their reactions have some funny moments here and there.
Sticky nodded vigorously. "They'll join you at the top!"
"Yes they will!"
Goodness, Sticky thought his singing voice awful. "They'll join you where the worlds align!"
"And boy I'm so freaking hot!"
Sticky laughed nervously. "You're scalding."
... Wait, I might need to walk that 'Sticky is Lawrence' back given that he's filling in for Dr. Nefarious down to the terribad singing talent. There's a story to be told there if that's what he really is role-wise, though.
Paradox pointed back to the audience. "I should burn them up!"
Sticky shook his head. "But you will not!"
Paradox nodded. "It makes me oh so glad."
"And magnanimous!" Sticky flew right beside Paradox.
"To serve a cause so rad!"
Okay, it's official. I need to buy and play Rift Apart at some point.
"Great Eternatus!" Sticky slung his arm over Paradox's shoulder.
The deoxys looked back out at the crowd. "So, join me in my plot!"
"Because..." He glanced at Paradox and they proceeded to the final line in unison.
"We're everything you're nooooooot!"
"Eternatus on top!" Sticky added, raising his free arm in celebration.
Paradox: "So? How'd it go? You all love it, I can already tell. Because of course you'd love my singing talent." ^^
"Ah, that was even more delightful than when I wrote it out." Paradox's tentacles coiled into hands for him to clap approvingly. "Lights, please." He snapped his right fingers and the auditorium lights finally came on... to reveal a barraskewda charging right for the deoxys!
Paradox: "Tch, there's always an uncultured type in groups like these."
"Sir!" Sticky aimed his needles forward, but Paradox was on top of it. He held up his right hand and Barraskewda suddenly stopped. The weird metal backpack on his torso compressed around his body.
"What's this?" Paradox tilted his head. "Were you... trying to attack me? And after I rolled out the figurative red carpet for you and your precious students?"
Cue Vicenzo blurting out his involvement with producing Ether and then dying in painful, horrible fashion in about 10 seconds.
Barraskewda struggled in the emperor's psychic grip, but managed a defiant glare. "Send us... home."
The deoxys sighed. "A pity. I really tried being reasonable." He stepped toward Barraskewda. "But I suppose I shouldn't have expected much from your ilk."
... Wait, how are the students reacting to all of this right now anyways?
Sticky thought he knew what was coming when Paradox unfurled his blue and orange tentacles unfurled and grabbed hold of Barraskewda. But, no, the deoxys didn't turn Barraskewda into an unown. Instead, his scales pulsated. Brown, crusty masses sprouted up all over his torso, inside his mouth, and across his tail.
The naganadel briefly saw the pain and panic in Barraskewda's eyes before those, too, were crusted over with bloody scar tissue.
Well that went places fast.
"Minister!" A sirfetch'd raised his leek. "What did you do to him?"
"Riddled his body with cancer, of course." Paradox stepped forward once again and released his grip on Barraskewda, who dropped to the carpeted ground in front of the stage, twitching. "His heart should stop beating right around..."
Barraskewda went still.
Though Paradox can do that?
"... now." Paradox hovered into the air, his tentacles rippling at his sides. "Allow me to properly introduce myself. I'm Deoxys Paradox, emperor of Eternatus. I am a pokémon like you... but one forged from a mutated virus."
Ah, so you're rolling with that take of Deoxys for this story.
His right tentacles coiled into an arm that he thumped against his chest. "For organic pokémon, cells are your building blocks. Viruses rewrite your DNA to mutate your cells. Which means that I am the essence of evolution itself!"
"You sound like an absolute nutter!" a weavile spat.
And sounds like someone's going to be an ex-Weavile shortly.
I suppose you're entitled to your opinion no matter how wrong it is," Paradox said, chuckling into his hand. "It doesn't change your situation. Your planet has oppressed Eternatus and His people long enough. We will not sit idly by while you turn us into electricity for your filthy cities."
"It's not like any of us are responsible for that!" a luxray growled.
Sticky: "No, no. You kinda are given that you're next in line to run Etherium's government and institutions after your parents die off and presumably have an ability to influence their decision making."
Luxray: "B-But we haven't run anything yet!"
"Really now?" Paradox folded his tentacles behind his back. "Show of hands, class, how many of you have parents or siblings with important positions in your school chancellor's company?"
At first no one responded. Then an aromatisse's hand shot up, followed by the right leg of the dodrio standing next to her. Soon there were at least a dozen hesitant limbs raised.
... How is that Dodrio still standing in that pose anyways? Or is it doing that while seated?
"Top marks for honesty," Paradox said. He landed back on the edge of the stage. "So then, your choice is simple. Join the Eterna Empire willingly and help Eternatus reunite our universe. Or resist us... and suffer the same fate as your minister."
... Well that would explain a lot about how Artie saw them joining cause with Paradox there.
Sticky tensed. Barraskewda's tumor-ridden body pulsated with sickly purple energy. Light streamed out of his body, leaving behind a dark husk that quickly became shrouded in shadows. The newly formed Phantom screeched and lunged toward a bug-eyed sylveon. Paradox blasted it with a pink beam and it exploded in a burst of black smoke.
... Oh right, that happens when you die down here. .-.
The students all shared panicked expressions and muttered amongst one another. While they did, Sticky's fanny pack buzzed. The naganadel back away from the emperor, whispering an apology. He produced his uPhone and clicked the green button on screen to accept the call. "Sticky here."
"Finally! We've been calling for the last five minutes!" a frenzied voice cried. "The resistance has hijacked the propaganda blimp by the Paradox Day Spa. They spilled the beans on the uPhone project and are linking the emperor to the rifts!"
Sticky: "(Could you have picked a worse time to bring this up right now?! And you haven't shot the blimp out of the sky five minutes ago why?!)" >_>;
Phone Trooper: "... Because then I'd have to explain why we shot a blimp out of the sky? They're not exactly cheap, you know."
Sticky stiffened. That was bad. Like, the emperor would assimilate poipole out of anger bad. "What are our Troopers doing?" he whispered.
"The rebel Gene has new allies. Strong allies. They can't get to the blimp. You have to do something!"
Sticky: "(Dammit, of all the times to put off rolling out those vehicle killswitches.)" >.<
"Hang on." Sticky hovered forward, where Paradox was watching Sirfetch'd argue with a sylveon.
"... seriously considering this?!"
"I am!" Sylveon stepped toward the stage. "And I suggest everyone else does the same. I'm not getting turned into some ugly monster!"
And of course Xander would be a complete, spineless POS like this.
"Your Excellency?" Sticky tapped Paradox on the shoulder. "The resistance hijacked one of your propaganda blimps."
"What?" Paradox turned, barely staying composed. Sticky hastily relayed what the poipole analyst on the other end of the line told him. The deoxys' tentacles curled and uncurled. Then he grabbed the uPhone from Sticky's hands.
"S-Sir?"
Sticky: "(I-I'm beginning to get the distinct sense that I should get out of dodge quickly right about now.)"
"Ready the Seekerskorch," he hissed into the phone. "A pilot? Yes, I actually have the perfect one in mind. Just prepare the device." The deoxys hung up and shoved the uPhone into Sticky's chest.
"Oomph!" The naganadel opted not to question Paradox's decision. Because he likely knew the pilot Paradox had in mind: a certain type: full who was itching to prove himself.
Oh, so we're going to see W1DG3T's first deployment, huh?
"Once the sylveon stepped forward, most of the rest of the class joined him," Artemis explained. "There was a sirfetch'd and a weavile who resisted. The emperor decided to have some Troopers arrest them."
I'm... guessing that that's the end of Robin in that case, since that definitely isn't a good omen for his life expectancy.
Gene weaved around three midair Dark Pulses and sliced the nearest Gunner with his spoon. The unown pilot yelped as he tumbled out of his mechanical body. Gene then flung the empty robot into the other two Gunners, who blew apart in a flurry of pink and blue sparks.
"Anything else?" the mewtwo asked.
"No. The emperor teleported away. I've got the drone back," Artemis responded.
Artemis: "So... uh... are we going to rescue those two? Or...? Since I'm pretty sure that they're going to get cancer'd to death within the hour." .-.
Gene: "Look, bring it up sometime when I don't have my hands full!" >_>;
"Then lay low. We'll pick you up shortly." Gene took a moment to scan for Jade and Quetzal's auras. Fortunately, they were close together in the ruined spa. Unfortunately, Brawlers swarmed them from all sides.
"Hey!" Jade blasted one Brawler into several others. "Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to hit a lady?! I wanna speak to your supervisor!"
... And you've just been leaving those two to fend for themselves in this mission that had less than 30 minutes of planning why, Gene?
"Eternatus Troopers do not discriminate on the basis of species or gender!" a Brawler countered. "We are equal opportunity subjugators!" He wound an electrified mace up and launched it at Jade.
"Ahh!" The salugia took the mace directly to her face... and her body melted into a purple puddle. Gene froze in the midst of readying a Fire Blast.
"The hell?"
Did. Did Jade just die?
Like on one level, it'd be really shocking given that she's been around for less than 10 chapters, but...
The puddle hastily reformed into Jade, who looked around in confusion. "Huh? What happened? Why's everyone looking at me funny?"
"She's cheating!" the Brawler that attacked Jade shouted. "I'll have to punch her harder!"
Oh, well nevermind then. Even if I'm not sure what on earth just happened.
An orange streak rushed by, knocking the Brawlers back and destroying them in a flurry of loud kicks. Quetzal skidded to a halt beside Jade. "You turned into liquid poison," he squawked.
Jade blinked. "I did what?"
"You didn't intend to do that?!" Quetzal's feathers puffed out.
"No!" Jade looked back at her tail. "I don't wanna be some goopy monster! I can't snuggle with Cece that way!"
Quetzal: "Jade, priorities here!" >v<;
"Save the bickering for later," Gene interrupted, pinching his brow. Startling or not, Jade's unwanted skill could prove useful. He'd have to remember it. "Our broadcast is finished, so it's time we took our leave."
"Yes! You need to get out of there right away!"
Gene: "Wait, Cyril? Is that you? Why do you suddenly sound so wound up right now?"
Gene's tail crinkled. That was Cid's voice. "Something the matter?"
"The scanners are picking up a massive Malice energy signature!" the orbeetle cried. "It was so big it shorted out Cyril's machine!"
"What?! That's impossible!" Cyril growled.
Oh, so that was Cid he was hearing. I kinda wonder if there could've been more to make that obvious since I didn't pick up on that right away.
The air above the team brightened. A loud hum reverberated in Gene's ears. The mewtwo looked up in time to see the largest Hyper Beam he had ever laid eyes on utterly decimate the propaganda blimp and bathe the surrounding buildings in blinding white light.
"Shit! Everyone into the rift!" Gene shouted, his Malice Crystal glowing purple as he threw open a rift on the ground. Quetzal shoved a squawking Jade through and jumped in after her. Gene quickly followed, glimpsing burning debris raining down on what remained of the day spa.
That... was W1DG3T in action, wasn't it? Though boy that kid has some punch to him if that's so. .-.
He stumbled across the rooftop Cyril and Seifer were waiting on. Neither of them acknowledged Gene's return, and the mewtwo quickly figured out why.
A gigantic mechanical mega centiskorch flew over Eterna City, blanking out what little light the purple and black sky overhead offered. It slithered and undulated away from the team's rooftop position.
Oh, well scratch that about W1DG3T. It's his toy that did that.
"Wh... what is that thing?" Quetzal stumbled backward. "It reminds me of a trance centiskorch, but they're not that big!"
"I have zero desire to be squashed by a bug," Jade said, tail flaps curling up in fright. "I'm a flying-type now. I should be doing the squashing!"
Seifer: "Um, Gene? If you could Phantom Warp right about now that'd be really nice-" O_O;
Gene: "Hang on a second, I need to see what we're dealing with here."
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that," Cid said. "Cyril, do you have any idea what that could be?"
The zoroark stood in front of his laptop, slouched over in disbelief. "No," he muttered. "Whatever that is... I have nothing to go off of. We're flying blind."
Seifer: "All I heard was a lot of words saying 'let's Phantom Warp the hell out of here right now'-" O.O
Gene: "Chill, Horseface! We don't even know if it's safe for me to do that at the moment!"
"And it looks like it's heading away from the city." Seifer hesitantly approached the edge of the rooftop. "What do we do? What can we do?"
Everyone looked expectantly at Gene, but the mewtwo had nothing. The emperor had pulled a giant battleship out of nowhere. He wasn't about to try charging after it.
"Nothing right now," Gene said, gripping his right shoulder. The Malice Crystal pulsated weakly. "Let's get Artemis... and regroup back on Outpost R3X."
He heard no objections, so Gene raised his right hand a threw a rift open in the middle of the group.
Oh, so they are playing the "time to go" card. Smart. Even if that basically leaves like a chapter for them to do anything about Robin or that one random Weavile who are otherwise going to die painful, horrible deaths.
CDL-201B: Eternatus Gunner
The standard Eternatus Trooper model. Because every evil army needs its grunt-level soldiers, right? Their blasters are augmented through Hidden Power mechanisms, so no matter who they face in battle, they'll always fire off the most effective attacks to harm their opponents. And the blasters have some sort of security mechanism in them, since even when Boss Kitty's made off with one in the past, I haven't gotten it to fire or work. And I can't replicate the technology either.
Sure, they're not terribly powerful on their own, but when you can surround a lawbreaker with two dozen of 'em, they'll fold like a poker player in an unlucky streak.
... Wait, is that photo from Rift Apart, or from an earlier R&C game? Though so that's what they look like.
CDL-201C: Eternatus Bombardier
The physical embodiment of "death from above." These units sacrifice Hidden Power augmentation for quad-barreled blasters capable of firing off devastating attacks like Hyper Beam and its various elemental cousins without the need for recharging! It's hard for anyone to think straight when they're trying to dodge Hydro Cannons and Blast Burns raining down on them.
I hoped I could repurpose their blasters and sell them to other lawbreakers, but the recoil is far too strong for any average human or pokémon to deal with. The Bombardiers' arms must have shock absorbers in them.
Uh, yeah. I can see why Gene was freaking out after running into these guys, since that's definitely something you don't want to face down with some heavy weaponry. (Though now I'm curious if Cyril's got a prototype RYNO sitting on his workbench that's going to come out at some point.)
Path of Valor Almanac
Paradox's song is spoofing "Join Me at the Top," with music by Mark Mothersbaugh and Wataru Hokoyama, lyrics by Lauren Mee and Nick Folkman, and vocals by Robin Atkin Downes and Armin Shimmerman.
>spoofing
I mean, is it a spoof if it captures almost exactly the same vibe as the original, just adapted for the particulars of another setting? Though I for one am looking forward to the Otherworld cover at some point.
Though onto the postmortem:
Well that chapter got dark as hell. Certainly been a while since anything like that has happened on-screen and the Mood Whiplash was out in force, even if everything wound up shaking out in a fairly believable fashion for the various characters involved. Though boy was that a suspenseful note to end on, since if anything goes wrong with that attempt to extract Artie and maybe Robin (and the rando Weavile, I guess), there's going to be a body (or more properly, Phantom) count from Operation Follow Me on the heroes' side.
As for things that could've been a bit better, while the propaganda movie sequence and cover of Join Me at the Top were funny and peak PoV, I did wonder if a couple bits of it were a bit "wall-of-dialogue"-y and would've worked with more description. Also, the audience almost completely vanished from view during the entire thing when checking up on them here and there would've both acknowledged their existence and better given the audience an idea of how they were parsing everything that was playing out. You also had a couple stray typos here and there. Nothing major, but still stuff you want to smooth out.
Though altogether, this was definitely a wilder ride than I was expecting for a chapter @Ambyssin , and it managed to make me at once