Wait. Pausing, he squinted up at who stood in front of him. No, not Odette... Her doppleganger. "...Odile?" he rasped.
Odile beamed.
"̸H̷i̵y̴a̷ ̴C̵l̴o̷v̸i̶s̷ ̴2̴.̶0̴.̷ ̸A̴r̵e̷ ̴y̵o̵u̴ ̴o̶k̸a̷y̷?̶ ̴Y̷o̴u̴ ̵d̶o̴n̵'̴t̵ ̷l̵o̵o̵k̵ ̸o̶k̴a̵y̸.̵ ̸I̶s̶ ̶i̴t̶ ̷t̵h̸e̵ ̸h̸e̸a̵t̶?̵ ̶I̸t̵'̵s̷ ̶p̵r̶o̶b̸a̷b̶l̵y̶ ̷t̵h̶e̶ ̵h̴e̵a̶t̷.̸ ̶Y̷o̵u̴ ̸m̸e̷n̸ ̶a̷n̷d̶ ̶y̵o̴u̷r̴ ̴s̸u̵i̶t̸s̸.̶"̷
Come to think of it, she didn't actually believe it was the heat. She looked between him, Wes, and Odette.
"̶A̶c̴t̶u̸a̵l̸l̶y̴,̸ ̴n̸o̶n̶e̵ ̵o̷f̵ ̶y̵o̷u̵ ̸r̴e̵a̶l̸l̸y̴ ̵l̸o̶o̷k̵ ̷o̷k̴a̸y̸.̵.̴.̸"̵'
There was the distinct stench of anger in the air. Had they all been yelling at each other? And she missed it? She hoped none of these fuckers screamed at her vessel, or she'd have to smother them.
Hm. The smell had faded. Now everyone just smelled...melancholy. That seemed to be the right word.
"̴S̷h̶e̵e̵s̷h̴,̵"̶ she breathed. ̵
"̶T̷h̵i̵s̷ ̶i̵s̸n̶'̸t̴ ̵j̶u̴s̸t̷ ̸a̶n̶y̷ ̶d̴e̵p̷r̸e̵s̷s̴i̴o̶n̴.̸"̸ ̴She paused, something of a smug aura taking over her.
"̷I̶t̶'̵s̷ ̵a̵,̸"̵ she suddenly dropped down to a low squat, before slowly rising again and running both her hands, jar and all, up her body, evidently trying to be as obnoxious as possible about it, ̸
"̸t̶r̶o̸p̴i̵c̸a̵l̴ ̶d̷e̶p̶r̶e̸s̵s̷i̴o̵n̷, h̴e̴e̷e̶e̷n̵n̶n̴n̴y̵y̵y̴y̸y̷y̷.̵"̷ she purred.
"..."
"̶G̷e̶t̷ ̷i̵t̶,̸ ̵'̴c̷a̴u̸s̸e̵ ̸w̷e̶'̸r̶e̴ ̷o̴n̴ ̴a̴n̶ ̴i̵s̷l̵a̸n̵d̷.̶"̷
Despite herself, she laughed. It was a sour laugh; one that signified how over it she was. Shaking her head, she suddenly stood up and walked around the bench to Odile and held her hand out to her.
"Give me the chicken."
She very quickly lost her shit-eating vibe and took a defensive step back, her free hand grasping the gag toy at her side.
"̷F̴i̶r̸s̴t̸ ̸o̸f̷ ̷a̸l̴l̷,̷ ̷h̵i̵s̶ ̸n̶a̸m̶e̵ ̵i̴s̸ ̴L̴u̵l̴u̶l̵e̷m̶o̷n̷.̵ ̵S̴e̴c̸o̷n̵d̵ ̴o̶f̶ ̸a̵l̸l̵,̶ ̵n̵o̶,̸ ̷I̷ ̷d̴o̷n̷'̴t̸ ̷t̸r̵u̸s̸t̴ ̴y̵o̸u̴.̷ ̷Y̴o̵u̶'̸r̸e̴ ̴g̷o̴n̷n̶a̶ ̷d̴o̴ ̸s̵o̷m̷e̴t̸h̵i̵n̵g̴ ̴t̶o̴ ̸h̸i̵m̸.̶"̵
"No, no, I swear I'll give him right back, I just want to look."
She stood still, glaring, until Odile hesitantly dropped the rubber chicken into her hand. Odette took a moment to examine it, nodding a few times before abruptly smacking Odile's shoulder with it, causing it to squeak. She did it twice before handing it back.
"̸Y̸o̴u̴ ̷s̴w̵o̸r̵e̵ ̸y̴o̴u̶ ̴w̷o̶u̵l̶d̴n̸'̴t̶ ̸d̵o̶ ̵a̶n̴y̵t̵h̶i̴n̷g̴ ̴t̸o̸ ̸h̷i̸m̸,"̶ Odile whined as she snatched the chicken back.
"And I didn't," Odette chortled. "I did something to
you. With him. There's a difference." With that, she stepped toward Steven, set on helping him stand back up.
Her sad expression morphed into something far more angry, and she touched the side of her head.
"̷O̷k̸a̶y̷,̶ ̷t̸h̸e̸ ̸t̶e̸e̷t̶h̷ ̶a̷r̵e̶ ̷s̴p̷e̵a̸k̵i̷n̷g̷ ̵t̸o̷ ̴m̷e̴ ̷a̸g̶a̸i̶n̴.̴ ̸T̵h̶e̸y̵'̸r̶e̴ ̴s̷a̷y̴i̶n̴g̴ ̵y̶o̵u̷'̸r̵e̴ ̴a̶ ̶f̵r̴i̶g̴i̷d̷ ̸b̴i̵t̴c̸h̷.̵"̴
She rolled her eyes. "Sounds about right. Anything else?"
"̷Y̵o̷u̶-̷-̴"̷ ̶Odile stammered, tripping over her words as she tried to craft some sort of insult that would annoy Odette enough to provide some karma for beating her with a rubber fucking chicken.
"̴Y̵O̴U̴ ̴L̷O̸O̸K̸ ̸L̵I̷K̵E̸ ̵F̶A̸T̸ ̸W̴E̶D̷N̶E̵S̸D̴A̷Y̶ ̷A̴D̵D̷A̵M̷S̵.̷"̸
Odette nodded, almost knowingly as she picked up her backpack and put it back on. "Yeah. Can you help Fat Wednesday Addams get Steven back to his dorm?" she asked.
Once situated with her bad, she gently grabbed Steven by his wrists and pulled him up to stand, briefly tightening her hold to assure he wouldn't fall. He was dazed--dissociated, maybe. But he was coherent enough to recognize Odile, and enough to stand somewhat firmly. When she was sure she had him balanced, she looped around and draped his arm across her shoulders. Not difficult, provided their height difference.
"Or stand there and gawk, it's fine. I'm sorry I whacked you with a rubber piece of poultry."
For a moment, Odile didn't want to do a damn thing Odette asked her to. She wanted to stand there and pout, and eat the rest of her wafers. But, she'd been in such a good mood. Odette only got on her because she'd made that joke, which was STUPID, because it was a FUNNY JOKE, and it was meant to MAKE THEM LAUGH for REAL.
But then she apologized. It was half-hearted and she probably didn't fully mean it, but Odile was a sucker for Odette's apologies.
"̷F̶i̶n̵e̸.̵ ̷B̵u̵t̸ ̶o̷n̸l̷y̵ ̵b̵e̴c̶a̵u̸s̵e̶ ̷h̴e̷ ̵l̷o̶o̵k̴s̶ ̵l̶i̷k̶e̸ ̴d̴e̵a̶t̸h̸.̶ ̶A̶n̸d̵ ̷s̷o̷ ̶I̷ ̶c̷a̸n̸ ̷g̶o̷ ̴b̴a̶c̴k̵ ̷t̵o̸ ̴o̶u̵r̵ ̴r̷o̸o̴m̵ ̸a̵n̶d̷ ̴p̷o̸u̶r̸ ̶c̴o̵n̵c̶r̵e̸t̴e̷ ̸o̷n̶ ̵y̷o̴u̸r̷ ̶m̶a̷t̵t̸r̵e̴s̸s̷.̵"̷
She closed the top of her wafer jar and stomped over, setting herself up on Steven's other side and draping his other arm over her shoulders.
"The perfect place for a frigid bitch to sleep."
Odette finally eyed Wes again. Not as hostile this time. They'd apologized, she'd gotten her petty payback, and now it was time to just let bygones be bygones. She wasn't here to fight; she was just here to get the fuck home.
"Feel free to follow. Or don't. But, we'd be wise to walk back together, though, after all this chastising about going off alone." That could have been a joke, and maybe it was. "I'm gonna stop at the store and get him a candy bar or something." And more bottles for herself.
See, watch these two short bitches carry him back without an issue, she wanted to say. But, her willpower to bite her tongue had returned, so there was no need.
So much for talking with him and trying to clear the air.
Perhaps doing so with a stressed out Hoenn Champ around, and with all of their brains scrambled, wasn't the place anyway. Not that it mattered; surely he'd want nothing to do with either of them anymore, and that was fine with her.
She turned her head just in time to see Enora and Novo run off down another path. On instinct, she stepped to chase after them, but stopped. Enora would be fine, and she was with somebody else. They were probably just going to do a quick sweep of another area. It was fine.
She just stepped onward, back toward the dorms.