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Special Episode I - The End's Beginning
  • SparklingEspeon

    Back on Her Bullshit
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    Location
    a Terrace of Indeterminate Location in Snowbelle
    Pronouns
    She/Her
    Partners
    1. espurr
    2. fennekin
    3. zoroark
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    Province Information: Luftand

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    Luftand is a maritime island province of Nebyllin, lying halfway between the North and the South. Once the seat of the Rescue Federation, Luftand Major, the primary landmass, serves today as a major shipping, tourism, and military hotspot. The capital of Luftand is Baram Town, a major port city with access to the island’s waterways. Shipping and military funding form Luftand’s largest industries, comprising upwards of 50% of its yearly output.

    Southern Luftand contains the majority of the island’s population, military bases, and tourist attractions. Northern Luftand comprises vast swathes of rugged mountains, wilderness, and mystery dungeons, with most routes serving as trails or shipping pathways. Pokemon Plaza is the largest city in Northern Luftand and home to the Rescuer’s Guild, one of the world’s first major exploration establishments.


    It is advised to bring partners and a guide when travelling through Northern Luftand, as a high number of disappearances within the region have been recorded over the past few weeks.

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    SPECIAL EPISODE I: THE END'S BEGINNING

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    . . .. . . "I never understood how you manage to sleep on Lapras' backs," Archen said groggily, ruffling his feathers in exhaustion as he stepped onto the dock after Mawile. "Don't you ever worry about falling off?"

    The many painted windmills of Baram Town stood proudly above them, painted vanes lazily turning in the early morning breeze. On any normal day, seeing the windmills would have been a breathtaking sight worth the six-hour journey. Today was not a normal day, and despite his long, sleepless night, they wouldn't be staying in town for more than an hour. Long nights and early mornings made Archen a very cranky bird.

    Mawile, whose time management he sorely referred to as 'Drop-Dead Organization', wanted to be at their destination before it got dark, which apparently meant chartering a lapras in the dead of night and setting out only moments after. They'd just arrived in Baram Town at the crack of dawn, and Lapras promised to return for them in a few days.

    This mission was very important, Archen heard. A few days ago, there was a cutoff in communications up north, and the Expedition Society pounced on the opportunity to investigate. Archen wasn't sure why investigations were going so slow, especially considering how major the shipping disruptions would be.

    Mawile marked off the second box on a page in her travel journal, which Archen saw was marked 'Arrive in Baram Town' (the first was 'Charter Lapras').

    "Trial and error," she replied, stowing the journal away in her exploration bag. "You learn quickly where the best spots to sleep on a lapras' back are once you've tried it a couple of times."

    Archen shivered at the thought. He never cared much for water in the first place, let alone doing something as foolhardy as that. If only he could fly… This mission would be over already, he ruminated.

    The paved, crooked streets of Baram were still mostly empty, belonging to the early birds, miscellaneous other early 'mon, and pairs of unfortunate explorers such as themselves. Even Kecleon was still hurriedly setting up shop as Mawile and Archen walked over to his stall.

    "Ah – just a minute!" he called out with a sense of manufactured cheer and a wide grin, hurriedly straightening things on shelves. "I'll be ready for you in just a minute~! Bit of a late day today…"

    Archen had a bit of a hard time fathoming how anymon could consider this late. Mawile swiftly handed him their exploration bag for the items, which Archen disgruntledly took in his wings.

    "Welcome to the Kecleon Shop!" Kecleon chirped, straightening his apron discreetly. "What would you like to purchase?"

    "Everything on this list, please." Mawile handed him a sizable list. "I assume you're fully stocked?"

    Kecleon suddenly looked far more distressed than what was good for business.

    "Actually…" he began, wringing his spindly lizard claws together uncomfortably, "My shipments come from the Rescuer's Guild in Pokemon Plaza. I haven't had a delivery in over two weeks, I'm afraid…"

    The wringing of his claws intensified. A stress tic. Archen was good at reading those.

    Mawile took a minute to study the list.

    "I think we can make a few exceptions," she conceded, pulling an inked quill out of the bag Archen was holding and deftly crossing several things off. Kecleon's face relaxed considerably at the large number of crossed-out items. "We happen to be on our way to Pokemon Plaza ourselves," she said.

    "R-really?" Kecleon's face lit up as he removed items from the shelves. "What for?"

    "HAPPI business," Archen grumpily chimed in. "We're investigating a lack of communications and some strange reports in the area."

    "Perhaps you'll take a look-see for the lucario who delivers my stocks every week?" Kecleon asked hopefully, setting the last of the items on the counter. "I'll throw in a future discount…" he hurriedly added afterwards.

    "We'll keep an eye out." Mawile's reply was short and prompt. "The bill, please?"

    "Oh – yes – I'm forgetting things left and right lately—"

    Kecleon dived under the counter, emerging with a quill and paper. He tallied the prices of all the ingredients up so fast Archen was surprised they hadn't established a shopkeeper's monopoly yet, until his tired mind reminded him that they had. Kecleon wrote the final bill at the bottom of the paper and slid it to Mawile.

    "That'll be 5500 Poke," he finished cheerfully. "Except for the tiny reviver seeds. I'm afraid I'm plumb out of those."

    Mawile dug for the money, handing it to Kecleon and placing the items in the bag. Archen slung it over his back as they left the stall.

    "Here." Mawile took the bag from Archen and handed him a chesto berry as they walked through Baram Plaza. "Breakfast."

    Archen took it, watching Mawile pull out a chesto berry of her own and take a large bite of it. It seemed she was more tired than she let on. All those nights of sleepless rune research must be taking their toll after all.

    "I thought you were going to stop taking those," said Archen, eyeing the berry.

    "It'll take us approximately seven hours to arrive at Pokemon Plaza," said Mawile, taking another bite of the bitter berry. "We both need to be at our best for this."

    "We could rest," Archen suggested grumpily. "Chesto berries can't keep you awake forever," he added.

    "Stopping here will remove several hours from our timetable," Mawile replied, ignoring his statement. "Time is important on a job like this. We can rest all we need when we get back."

    She downed the rest of it like it was a rare delicacy. Archen grimaced through his beak at the sight.

    "I napped on the lapras," Mawile added a bit later. Archen shrugged, trudging after her as they walked towards the main route out of Baram and further into Luftand.

    No matter how he prepared for it, this was going to be a long journey.


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    For a place referred to as a vacation destination, there was a surprising amount of forest and underbrush. Archen stopped as Mawile's back maw chomped down on an invasive branch, ripped it off the tree, and chucked it to the side. This happened often. Archen had already lost count.

    "How close are we?" he asked, ducking under another low-hanging branch. They'd been walking for hours now, and despite being fit, Archen was starting to tucker out.

    Mawile stopped and looked up from the map she was reading.

    "Very worrying," she spoke.

    "What's worrying?" Archen asked.

    "If I'm reading this map correctly," Mawile calmly began, letting her back maw latch onto another branch and rip it off, "Then we should be getting close to Pokemon Plaza. However, the underbrush remains just as untamed as it's been this whole trip."

    "And?" asked Archen, stepping around the splintered branch stem to glance at the map.

    "Pokemon Plaza is a frequented area," Mawile clarified. "Therefore, the path should be maintained, unlike the anomaly we see here." She gestured briefly to the overgrown flora around her.

    Archen started to realize.

    "You think the reports are true?" he asked as they crawled onwards.

    "We have yet to confirm the statues," said Mawile. "However, deserted seems to be accurate."

    Drawing her expedition gadget – a slim, yellow, hexagonal device with a connection orb in the middle – Mawile held it up and snapped several pictures of their surroundings. Archen was beginning to really notice how much of the path was thorny and overgrown for the first time.

    Just ten feet down the path, a tarped wagon sat on its side. The most putrid of smells wafted from under the tarp, making Archen queasy.

    "Over there," he said, pointing it out.

    Hitched to the wagon sat a perfect stone statue of a lucario, staring up at the sky in horror at something that was no longer there.

    Mawile and Archen approached the wagon quickly.

    "Well, that confirms the statues," said Archen, swallowing his nausea. Mawile furrowed her brow, deep in thought. They both stepped forward to inspect it.

    The details on the lucario statue were near life-like. Its paws were on the harness that attached it to the cart, curled around straps that hadn't been undone on time. If it hadn't sat before them, Archen wouldn't have believed such intricate sculpting was possible…

    …Unless it wasn't. Archen recalled Kecleon's words of worry: "My shipments come from the Rescuer's Guild in Pokemon Plaza. I haven't had a delivery in over two weeks, I'm afraid…" Was it such a stretch to believe… ?

    Ignoring Archen's incessant feather-ruffling, Mawile strode over to the tarped wagon, holding her breath when the smell became too strong to bear. She whipped off the tarp with her maw, spinning full circle and casting the tarp away to see what the wagon held.

    " I knew it…" Mawile muttered, taking out her journal and recording the finding as Archen gagged in the distance. Snap. More photos were taken with the expedition gadget.

    Setting the journal aside, Mawile leaned in towards the mishmash of rotting berries and other ingredients, picking up an oran by the stem in her paw. It had molded over and bruised in several places, and felt like a miniature sack of water. Stamped on the boxes was the insignia of the Kecleon Foundation, addressed to a stall in Baram Town.

    "A few weeks old, by the looks of it," she said to Archen. "This must have been Kecleon's shipment. And if this is the delivery…"

    They both stared back at the statue that sat in front of the cart as the full implications of that deduction hit them.

    Mawile inspected the statue carefully, noticing further all the life-like details the statue had to it. Far too many for it to be a statue.

    "He was attacked from behind," Mawile stated, stepping back and snapping photos.

    "If that is… him," said Archen shakily. It was hard to believe something like that was true. But the statue, the coincidence… there was too much about it to ignore.

    They pressed forward. Mawile' deductions held true as they went. The underbrush only seemed to get worse the further in they tread, and eventually they happened upon the statue of a scyther wildly slashing at something from the underbrush.

    "The hedgekeeper, I assume." Mawile took pictures of that too. Archen fearfully glanced at the statue as they went.

    They could see the short buildings of Pokemon Plaza through the trees as they walked. The area around them was eerily quiet. Soon after, Mawile and Archen entered the main square of the small town, which was filled with the statues of countless pokemon running in terror. From the looks on their stone faces, whatever had happened here had taken them all by surprise.

    "Okay…" Archen nervously ruffled his feathers. "We've seen everything we needed to. Let's go back now. We'll declare the place off-limits, done."

    "We need proof first," Mawile told him, pulling both their expedition gadgets from her bag and handing one to Archen. "I'll need a little help photographing everything. Starting…"

    Mawile and Archen photographed the various statues from opposite sides of the square, working in tandem until they had amassed a decent reconstruction of the scene. Looking through the evidence, neither Mawile nor Archen noticed the dark, spiny figure slinking along the rooftop…

    Until it accidentally kicked a roof tile to the ground. Mawile spun around just in time to see it conjure what seemed like a shadow ball with its claws, aiming at Archen.

    "Look out—"

    Mawile dropped her expedition gadget, pulling Archen out of the way before the attack could land. It exploded against the wall of a house, turning the doorway to stone.

    Both Mawile and Archen assumed a battle stance, looking straight at the blurred figure that stood on the roof. It was muscular, quadrupedal, and pitch-black. A bouquet of spines extended out of its back. It had no eyes. It looked like somemon had cut a hole in the fabric of reality.

    "Expedition Society!" Archen shouted, showing the figure his badge. "Stand down and follow us!"

    It was a vain gesture. He barely flapped out of the way of another shadow attack. The figure bounded off the roof and loped straight towards them. Mawile and Archen dove out of the way just in time, The figure crashed into a storefront in the square and brought the building collapsing down on it with a crash.

    Dust settled, and Mawile and Archen picked themselves up.

    "W-w-w-what was that?" Archen asked, his voice picking up into a squawk.

    "Be on your guard," Mawile said, her eyes fixed as the rubble of the storefront began to shift. "It's coming back."

    The rubble exploded outwards—

    A hasty blue Protect barrier from Archen was enough to shield them both from the debris. The rubble flew to the side, leaving them untouched.

    The charging figure that emerged from the wreckage a split second later tried to snap them up in its claws as it went, but Mawile pulled herself and Archen down low. The monster skidded over them, ramping up against the houses on the other end and charging back at them.

    Mawile was swift. As Archen charged a Dragon Breath in retaliation, she pulled a blast seed from her exploration bag, and hurled it at the creature in time with Archen's attack—

    The purple-colored explosion created by both the blast seed and the Dragon Breath would have brought the world's strongest pokemon to the brink of fainting. Both Mawile and Archen had to quickly scramble back to avoid being damaged by the resulting explosion as well. But when the explosion cleared, the shadowy figure was still standing all the same. Mawile almost lost her bearings in shock. What creature was it, to survive a blast as powerful as that?

    The shadowy creature took a shaky step towards them, then another. It was limping.

    It began to conjure a third attack. Mawile prepared to lure its aim elsewhere and dodge at the last second. Archen, panting hoarsely, prepared to get in a parrying blow and dive out of the way. But then, out of the blue, the figure stopped. Its body seemed to lock up just like one of Jirachi's malfunctioning robots. Mawile and Archen watched as it began to convulse violently, and then suddenly burst into tiny scraps of ash that floated off into the sky. There was nothing inside its body but more inky-black darkness.

    Archen caught his breath heavily, picking up his fallen gadget from the ground.

    "What was that?!" he asked hoarsely, trying to keep the fear out of his voice.

    "I… don't know," said Mawile. "In all my years of dungeoneering and research I've never seen something like this."

    Archen could tell she was just as shaken as he was. She gathered her bag and silently retrieved her and Archen's gadgets, stuffing them in. Then they picked themselves up and turned around.

    Unbeknownst to the two explorers, a single flake of blackness blew off in the wind towards Baram Town.

    Finished gathering their supplies, Mawile and Archen began the return trip to Baram Town. It would prove to be one of their most sombre trips to date.


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    "It's windy up here…" Archen stammered, ruffling his feathers as he and Mawile crossed yet another fenceless, sky-high bridge between the massive windmills of Baram Town.

    "You're in better shape today," Mawile noted, tucking her clipboard back into her bag. The ground underneath them was elaborately paved, white stone.

    "Yeah…" Archen ruffled his feathers nervously as they walked. "Well, sleep does wonders for a poor bird, it turns out."

    Mawile, who had only slept a little and had eaten another chesto berry to compensate, tried not to show how much her eyes were drooping.

    Archen looked upwards, met only with the sun and the looming presence of the windmills' massive, creaking vanes. They were on the highest bridge in the city, leading to the highest floor of the tallest building, a windmill so immense that scaling it could only have been practical for those with wings. The thought of how high up they were made Archen stray closer to the middle of the bridge.

    Flying types were flying types, but somemon ought to have installed fences for those who weren't blessed with the power of flight.

    A pair of murkrow fluttered forwards as Mawile and Archen approached the large doors at the end of the bridge.

    "Names, appointments," one of them droned out, reciting from a tired script.

    "Mawile and Archen, Expedition Society," Mawile responded without skipping a beat. "Here to see Mayor Honchkrow. Appointments scheduled for 9:00 A.M. on Wednesday."

    The murkrow checked his clipboard, routinely confirming Mawile's information, then stepped aside.

    "The mayor will be with you now," he said. "Right through those doors, please."

    Mawile quickly took the lead, throwing open the doors gently and walking in.

    The large, wooden double doors closed behind the pair of explorers, and then they were in the office of Mayor Honchkrow.

    It was nearly impossible to tell where the gut ended and the feathers began. The immense bird could barely fit behind his desk, and Archen was even more skeptical about his ability to fly. There were a pair of perches in the office in place of chairs, meaning non-bird visitors would have to stand.

    Mayor Honchkrow cleared his throat, leaning forward.

    "And you are?" he warbled.

    "Explorers Mawile and Archen of the Expedition Society," Mawile answered cleanly for them. "We're here to report on the sudden cut-off in communications from Pokemon Plaza."

    Mayor Honchkrow didn't seem impressed. He hmmed, then rested his wings on his desk.

    "Well, let's get down to business then. What I'm interested to hear is, why were two cartographers sent to scope out this mission?"

    Both Mawile and Archen were baffled by the mayor's sudden deflection. Archen knew why they had been sent, of course: there hadn't been any serious investigation into the matter for almost a week now, even approaching informal suspicions that investigations were being blocked. He was beginning to see why.

    "Now, now, nothing wrong with maps," Honchkrow corrected himself. "I love a good map. They make great napkins. But when mere map-making suddenly becomes interference on the level of a proper rescue guild, one has to assume…"

    He let the sentence die in his breast. What he implied spoke louder.

    "You'll find our credentials are steady," spoke Mawile. "We're a HAPPI-registered guild performing this investigation on behalf of Cloud Nine. You may contact the office there if you have any concerns."

    "Don't let it go to your head." Honchkrow regained his composure, his belly rippling as he adjusted himself in his seat. "Or… heads. Which one is it again?"

    Once again, Archen could see Mawile doing her best to take the mayor's comments in stride.

    "Head, thank you."

    Mawile removed the expedition gadgets from their bag, pressed the photo button, and let the mayor begin to slowly scroll through the photos of the deserted Pokemon Plaza. Honchkrow began to fidget uneasily as he viewed the slideshow of perfect stone statues, taking a deep breath once it was over.

    "Something else you might want to know," Archen began before Honchkrow could say anything. "We were attacked right after we took those photos."

    "Is this true?" Honchkrow asked, one eyebrow raised.

    "It is." Mawile scrolled back through the photos. "We were ambushed by what appeared to be a walking anomaly, for lack of a better term. You can see the very edge of it in a few of these photos." She stopped on the photos for good measure, allowing Honchkrow to find the anomaly himself.

    Honchkrow leaned back in his seat, taking a deep breath and rubbing his temples with his wings.

    "I want those photos transferred to me," he said. "Leave the thingamabobs here. I'll deal with Cloud Nine. And then… I want the 'Explanation Society' – or whatever you call yourselves – to stay out of this. I don't need map makers meddling around in proper rescue guild business."

    "With all due respect, Mayor," Mawile said evenly, "the Expedition Society is a registered guild under HAPPI. The mayoral office of Baram Town isn't."

    "Is that so?" Honchkrow let out a chuckle that grated Archen's ears. "Care to explain why you're in my office reporting to me, then? Explain it away, throw all the jargon at me you want. Believe me, I'd love to hear it."

    Mawile opted to stay silent. Instead, she stuffed the expedition gadgets in her bag and zipped it up, gesturing for Archen to follow her out.

    "Thought so," Honchkrow puffed in satisfaction as they turned for the door. "As long as the Rescuer's Guild is out of the picture, every team on this island might as well report to me. And I want you both off. I don't want to see any of your faces back here again until this all blows over. Stay in your bounds. Be a good manager and go tell your employees that for me. And leave those thingamabobs at the door!"

    They could almost see the smug smirk on his beak as the doors closed.


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    "Once we get back to the Society, I am taking a long, long nap," Archen announced as he and Mawile quickly strolled through the streets of Baram Town, putting as much distance between themselves and the large windmill as possible.

    "That makes two of us," said Mawile. She checked her bag before carefully sealing it again. At the last minute, they had sneakily turned in a pair of blank connection orbs, switched out with the ones that contained the photos. The sooner they got out of town, the better.

    The lapras they had chartered was running late, however, and the next wailord liner back to Lively Town wasn't for another six hours. That left them with little left to do except lay low until their lapras arrived. In hindsight, Archen couldn't really complain. Baram Town was a tourist location for a reason, after all.

    "Count your lucky wooloo, that's all we'll hear about it officially." Mawile held on tightly to the exploration bag as they passed through what looked like a disassembled bird pokemons' choir. "We'll be out of HAPPI's snouts once we hand over those photos to Cloud Nine."

    "I wonder what caused the delay?" Archen wondered aloud as they passed a stall of dungeon supplies. "I take this lapras all the time, he's almost never late."

    "I wonder if something occurred at the harbor," wondered Mawile, spotting a strange crowd gathering near the docks. "Harbor traffic often interferes with lapras trave—"

    A sudden commotion erupted from the crowd, cutting her off. Without another word between them, the two explorers rushed in the direction of the harbor, pushing past several other 'mon who were gawking in horror.

    A panicking slurpuff pointed a trembling limb towards the water as they and a few other pokemon arrived to see the source of the confusion.

    "Look…" she gasped out.

    The source of all the commotion made both Archen and Mawile's hearts skip a beat. Floating on the water was the stone statue of a lapras on a wooden raft, a note stuck to their chest in thick, loopy handwriting:


    Drop The Trail

    Or You're Next

    This Is Your Only Warning

    Mawile acted quickly. She pulled out an expedition gadget – it didn't matter which one – and snapped a photo of the statue floating before them. Then two others. Then a close-up of the note, and another, just to be safe. Then she quickly pulled Archen away by the wing, the bird scrambling to keep up as she walked away from the docks at a brisk pace.

    "W-what's this about?" Archen squawked, trying not to end up with his poor feathers pulled out.

    "This is better discussed at the inn," Mawile said, but even her steady tone couldn't help but betray the slightest hint of unease. "We don't want to be tangling with this when the local rescue teams show up. It'll create complications."

    "I know this may be a bad time," Kecleon asked hopefully as the pair of explorers rushed by his stall. "But have you heard any word on when my supplier will—"

    "Don't count on it," Mawile told him flatly. And then they were gone.


    ~\({O})/~

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    BOOK TWO--A Cruel Summer: Table of Contents
  • SparklingEspeon

    Back on Her Bullshit
    Staff
    Location
    a Terrace of Indeterminate Location in Snowbelle
    Pronouns
    She/Her
    Partners
    1. espurr
    2. fennekin
    3. zoroark
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    Written and Illustrated by Sparkling Espeon

    Beta read by Windskull, ShadowVulpi, Namohysip, and Inkedust

    Dedicated to the weird kids, the troublemakers, the nerds,

    The eccentrics, the bookworms of the world,


    And to anyone who ever felt the walls watched them at night.

    ~\({O})/~

    Book Two: A Cruel Summer

    00. Prologue: I'm Counting On It
    01. Deerling's Day
    02. Ampharos Returns
    03. Enter Merywether
    04. Poliwrath River
    05. The Dungeon Runners
    06. The Clubhouse
    07. Government
    08. Fright Night
    09. The Investigators
    10. The Calm
    11. The Storm
    12. Elective School Field Trip
    13. The Crooked House
    14. The Other Side
    15. Void and Shadow
    16. All Together Now
    17. What Came After
    Special Episode II. When The World Was Cold
    Special Episode II. Falling Through Time

    [<- To Book One!]

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    2-0: Prologue - I'm Counting On It
  • SparklingEspeon

    Back on Her Bullshit
    Staff
    Location
    a Terrace of Indeterminate Location in Snowbelle
    Pronouns
    She/Her
    Partners
    1. espurr
    2. fennekin
    3. zoroark
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    PROLOGUE: I'M COUNTING ON IT

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    The freezing winter sleet of Baram had disappeared, replaced by humid summer nights that were sweltering and alive with the sounds of countless bugs. Grovyle Rufus' window aboard Cloud Nine remained closed no matter the season.

    The Prime Minister himself was huddled over his ornate, fashioned desk, writing up an official document in the faint glow of the crackling fireplace. Normally he'd have his secretary do it, but the vaporeon had gone home for the night, and this was far too important to wait. He'd have her mail it first thing in the morning.

    He was right; he knew he'd been. That espurr he'd seen in that small village… something had been off about her. At first, he'd brushed it off, assumed it was a fluke, but the more he sat on it, the more it stood out. The way she moved, how she spoke… it felt foreign. Not from this land, nor the one across the sea. And when he'd searched the government records for her, the paper trail he found was short. Which meant she'd been a recent arrival; only six months ago, according to the single registration he had from the government building in Crossings.

    That all but sealed the deal for him. If Rufus was going to pull the trigger, he needed to do it immediately – given the funny business that had just gone down there less than a week ago, he knew her safety was not guaranteed, and others were closing in.

    So Rufus set out to drafting up an adoption order. She'd become a ward of the state officially, but he'd make sure she was cared for and received only the best of training. It was the least they could do for a 'mon who would eventually carry the burden of saving the world.

    Hello, Rufus.

    The voice whispered into his ear, making the grovyle shiver. The feather pen, just inked, fell to the floor and left spots on the petal carpet.

    "You again?" the grovyle asked, turning around by force of habit. But of course, there was no-mon there.

    There never was.

    "What do you need this time?" the grovyle asked.

    The voice was straight to the point.

    I require a favor.

    Immediately, Rufus had a bad feeling. The Voice rarely gave him that.

    He had first met it seven years ago, back in his cozy premier's home in Sawsbury, Viola, stroking the leafblades on his shaking wrists endlessly, worrying as he watched an election that was far too close for comfort and not going his way. Back when a strange voice whispered in his head, little more than a passing whim, promising a swift and steady victory if he just guaranteed a small favour at some point in the future. He'd thought nothing of it, brushing it off without a second thought. But it persisted, so he said 'yes'.

    The election went his way, four provinces against three. Since then, the Voice had made infrequent appearances, only surfacing when something was going wrong for him, or when he could do something infrequent and minor. It was a little tit-for-tat, and the Voice never asked for much. Sometimes Rufus wanted to inquire about exactly what those little favors were for, but the Voice was elusive, and Rufus often had the creeping superstition his good luck might have been a perk of the deal.

    Not that he ever mentioned it to those around him. The last thing he needed was to end up in a ward.

    "What do you need?" he asked.

    You cannot provide this favor for me.

    This was different. Rufus' heart began to beat faster. The Voice had never acted like this before. Every instinct he had was flaring up, screaming danger, urging him to run.

    But he couldn't. The Voice was in his head, always with him.

    "What? Why ask me?"

    Because you will provide another instead. I have come to tell you your time is up.

    "What does that mean?" asked the grovyle, steadying himself.

    Your period of usefulness has ended, said the voice. You have enjoyed seven years of power, prosperity, and comfort. Now… it is your time to go.

    Rufus' heart rate increased. He clutched his claws to his neck as he suddenly felt his throat tightening. It was like claws were squeezing around his neck. Time… to go?

    The pieces clicked together in his brain as his vision grew spotty, the pokemon retching as he choked. He fell out of his seat, his claws weakly grasping the paper as he did. He hit the ground with a thump, futilely gasping for air.

    The Voice could only mean to…

    "You won't stop me," heaved the grovyle, crawling back up on the desk as he suffocated. He… had to finish writing…

    Oh, I know, said the Voice, its tone chilling. I'm counting on it.

    Grovyle Rufus' dying breath was spent weakly signing the papers. He had to… save her…

    He fell to the floor, clutching his throat, the quill landing next to him. He sputtered and gagged as his vision went fuzzy. He was starting to turn yellow, the leaf on his head withering and curling up. His… somemon else would have to pick up from here…

    Vision seemed to leak away from him like water draining through a hole. His arms went still, the leafblades on his wrists shrivelled and brown. His last breath left his body as his heart stopped thumping.


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    The Jellicent Show – Now Broadcasting!

    Newscaster Jellicent: In the wake of the Prime Minister's untimely death, it seems Primarina Merywether, the premier of province Terrabondace, has been chosen to replace him. Merywether has also made the controversial decision to move the government down from Baram Town to Crossings ahead of the elections next summer, meaning that Crossings will be skipped next cycle, and Cloud Nine will head to Viola instead.

    Sylveon Sparkleglimmer: Yup.

    Newscaster Jellicent: What do you think about such actions, coming from a government that has historically leaned pro-northern and neglected its more southerly population?

    Sylveon Sparkleglimmer: (laughs) Well, I won't claim to know what's going on in the heads of our leaders, but I think they gave a very reasonable explanation today, which was the urgency of protecting our borders. You know—all the 'mon from across the sea, no matter what province they end up in when they land on our shores, we move them down to South Ophria. Luftand stopped housing them a while ago—I think that gives the impression South Ophria is a province that takes everymon.

    Newscaster Jellicent: Do you believe it shouldn't be?

    Sylveon Sparkleglimmer: You believe it should?

    Newscaster Jellicent: Well, I—

    Sylveon Sparkleglimmer: I'm just saying, no matter what you think; north, south, open, closed, South Ophria is the heart of a deeply fractured powder keg and I just can't blame the government for prioritizing this country's safety.

    You can watch the entire broadcast on TheJellicentShow.com.


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    CHAPTER ONE: DEERLING'S DAY

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    "It's summertime!"

    A well-placed spark of flame sent several ducks and geese flapping over a poorly made fence, honking and quacking loudly. Seconds later, Fennekin Tricky pounced into the middle of the flock, sending them all scattering around the meadow in an even louder mess of noises.

    "Vat?! Vat iz the meaning of zis? Tricky! You monster!"

    "Sorry Hippopatas! I forgot about the – ack! Geese! Geeses!" A largish goose had taken the opportunity to bite Tricky's tail, and began to run her down with wings spread down the moment she bolted back towards the pen.

    Hippopotas, whose flowers had already been chomped earlier in the season by the village's very own certified troublemaker, glared daggers in Tricky's direction as the flock of geese continued to chase her relentlessly. She relaxed by the window of her porch with her cup of tea, taking a mirthful sip.

    "Zerves 'er right."

    ~\({O})/~

    Early mornings were perfect for curling up with a book.

    Carefully turning the page, Espurr adjusted herself in the straw bed, eagerly devouring page after page. This book seemed to be a redo of a very old one – back home, she'd read it when she was ten. It held up on reprint. It was about a purple-maned ponyta roped up into an impromptu road trip by a sirfetch'd who was convinced he was a knight. No matter what crazy adventures they went on, everything always seemed to turn out fine in the end.

    That was funny, Espurr thought. Sirfetch'd wasn't even a proper hero, but that didn't stop him. He just charged into things and somehow turned out alright each time. She wished she could do that. Being a hero hadn't turned out very swell for her so far, if she was being honest. In just five months, at least two 'mon had been murdered on her behalf, she still had no idea when she'd see her old house or anymon – one – she knew again, and her favourite teacher, who was supposed to adopt her, had snapped and tried to turn her to stone. Espurr felt the life leave her tail, her fur flattening, nestling down further into the straw and glancing up at the morning sunbeams hitting the window. That one stung…

    It wasn't all bad, to tell the truth. Life here was so much brighter and exciting than back home, and for the first time, she'd found other peo – pokemon who cared about her and wanted her around. Not to mention all the strange adventures she'd gone on. Espurr liked life here quite a bit. She wouldn't mind living here a while, maybe forever.

    She just wondered, if what Tricky said was true, and she was meant to be a hero… how long would it take to catch up? Only a few other pokemon knew she was really a Human, and one of them had tried to kill her. How long would Espurr truly be able to stay here? And when the time came for her to be a proper hero, would she be up to the task?

    Errant movement in the corner of the room caught her eye, causing her to freeze up. Espurr sharply refocused her vision, discreetly searching around for what had just moved. Was it a trick of the light? An insect?

    No, there was something there. She quickly sat up, eyes wide, fur raised, as the shadow of something standing seemed to form in the darkest corner of the clinic. The outline was unmistakable, coalescing into the blurry form of a figure on two legs. It observed her silently.

    Espurr stared intently at it, her fur bristling and heart speeding up. Her ears hummed with psychic power, a thin veneer of green hanging around her sight. What was that?

    "Who's there?" she asked firmly, prepared to summon a psychic blast if need be. Pink energy hovered around her paws, her ears fluttering with power…

    But the shadow disappeared as quickly as it came.

    Espurr stared at where the empty corner was, too spooked to head over and check for herself. Something had been there! She'd seen it.

    Thump-thump-thump

    The sudden sound rattled Espurr's frayed nerves. She jolted, falling backwards onto the bed. Picking herself up and looking over, she saw Tricky's excited face and tail outside, a paw thumping against the window.

    ~\({O})/~

    "So, what do you think?"

    The three of them walked along the stone steps leading down the hill, towards the classroom and the pine tree path after that. The sun gleamed down, as strong as ever. It was hot.

    "We looked around for another scarf, but we couldn't find one," said Tricky, hopping from one stone to the next energetically. "But then we realised Goomy can't really wear a scarf anyway."

    "Y-yeah," said Goomy.

    "So we decided to get a bowtie instead!"

    The bowtie had been haphazardly decorated, and it was tightly wrapped around one of Goomy's antennae. It was made in the same sky blue as Espurr and Tricky's scarves were, though it didn't gleam nearly as much.

    "I decorated it m-myself," said Goomy.

    "So now you're part of the team for real!" Tricky yipped.

    Espurr smiled. "I think it looks great."

    They walked past the empty classroom – renovations hadn't started yet – and down onto the pine tree path.

    "Have either of you seen anything off lately?" Espurr asked.

    "Off?" Tricky tilted her head. "Like what?"

    "Like, in your bedroom?" Espurr asked. "Shadows, or…" she felt silly saying it… "…ghosts."

    "I-I haven't s-seen anything weird in mine," Goomy said.

    "Ghosts?" Tricky asked. "Wait. You mean, like… bedtime monsters?" she snorted, like she thought it was funny.

    "Not like that," Espurr shook her head and tried to justify herself. "I thought I saw something."

    "I haven't seen bedtime monsters since I was a kit!" Tricky declared loudly. "You sure you weren't just imagining things?"

    Espurr looked at Goomy, who nodded.

    "M-maybe the d-dark was just playing tricks on you," he said.

    Espurr frowned. "It's not like any tricks I've seen," she said. She filed it in the back of her mind for later. Even if the others didn't believe her, she'd seen something and she knew it.

    ~\({O})/~

    The first thing Espurr noticed as they walked into the village square was that the townspokemon of Serenity Village seemed extra jolly today. Everymon was out and about, chatting with each other and hanging decorations from the luminous moss streetposts and buying things from Kecleon's stall. Espurr had been here for half a year now, but she'd never seen things so lively. Even furtive, miserly Kecleon looked more cheerful today than he often did – due to the heightened business, no doubt. He'd been enjoying that for a while.

    Construction was happening on the village outskirts. It had been going on for almost a month now, and lots of new 'mon were moving into the much grander houses once they were completed. The villagers didn't care for them. They looked important, some of them wearing white scarves just like the pokemon from Crossings. Today it could be easily told who was local and who wasn't by how excited and festive they looked.

    "What's happening today?" she asked Tricky and Goomy as they walked through the square.

    "Wait, you don't know what today is?!" Tricky squawked, stopping them in the middle of the square. "It's Deerling Day!"

    Espurr nearly choked. "Deerling has a holiday?" she asked, somewhat horrified.

    "No…" Tricky and Goomy both looked awkward.

    "Deerling Day is celebrated when deerlings' coats change for summer! But these days everymon just celebrates it a month after school ends," Tricky helpfully explained.

    In the background, a bidoof and a sneasel were dragging each other along past Kecleon's, trying to outrun an excited-looking kirlia. Espurr had done some studying and was proud to say she could point out most pokemon on sight now.

    The ferry, surprisingly, was deserted when they took it into Crossings. But if the streetlamps of Serenity Village were lively, it was nothing compared to the decorations of the province's capital.

    Colourful lights and toadstools, wreaths of flowers, and vibrant striped flags – blue, white, and lavender – draped from lines hung from building to building. The city was filled with all the sights, sounds, and smells Espurr had come to know it for, shopkeepers advertising their goods loudly and store shop windows stocking colourful toys and trinkets. Pokemon moved quickly, dawdled at storefronts, and shot off sparkly moves from sticks labelled 'wands' high into the sky, which fizzled and popped in the air. One stall sold 'colourified explosion orbs', which Tricky hassled Espurr and Goomy over to.

    "Look at them!" she slobbered in awe, panting excitedly all over the wares. "We have to get one."

    "That looks dangerous." said Espurr bluntly, staring at the long list of warnings. Would they even be allowed to purchase it?

    "But it would be sooo coool!"

    "I-I don't like explosions," Goomy shivered.

    "Oh! Hi, Espurr."

    Deerling, whose earth-green summer coat had grown in completely and become less tawny now, was with her mother. Both of them were busy waiting in the long, long line for Kecleon's next door, which looked much, much larger here – it was in a building, for one.

    Tricky did not receive the same politeness Espurr had. Deerling simply turned away and refused to acknowledge her at all. Goomy tilted his head, his antennae flopping over with the movement.

    "These are your friends from school?" said Deerling's mother, turning to look at them.

    "Some of them are," said Deerling.

    Deerling's mother, a large, verdant green sawsbuck, looked at Espurr. "And you are?" she radiated the sort of false charm that made Espurr feel like levitating something into the lake.

    Espurr put on an equally false smile to match. "I'm Espurr. Pleased to meet you."

    "She's the new student," Deerling added helpfully.

    "I see. Are you excited for the festivities tonight?" Deerling's mother asked.

    Espurr nodded and settled for a generic answer instead. "They look like fun."

    "Alright then. Go play, you four. You don't need to stick with me." The comment was directed towards Deerling, and she was gently nudged towards Espurr and Tricky. Deerling's mother turned back towards the line, and it was clear there would be no more talking with her. Deerling quickly shook herself off, then walked around Tricky gingerly.

    "Mother thinks the shopping goes faster without me," Deerling explained when they were back in the crowd. "She's been trying to find an excuse to get me away from her ever since we started. She doesn't think that, y'know, maybe I actually like shopping…"

    Deerling shook her head. "Anyways – where're you headed?" she asked Espurr.

    "We're going exploring!" Tricky helpfully added from behind Deerling. Deerling waited for Espurr's answer.

    "We're going off to find something better to do," Espurr's response was short and simple. Tricky danced all around them, trying to find a good place to slot herself in. Eventually she just settled for walking on the other side of Espurr, which was as far she could get from Deerling while still remaining with the group.

    Deerling tilted her head at Espurr. "You… don't know what's happening today, do you?"

    Tricky's eyes practically bugged out of her head with disbelief.

    "Wait, yes she does! We explained it to h—"

    "Deerling Day celebrates the start of summer," Deerling snootily cut in, severing Tricky's statement. Tricky's ears smoked. "Since Deerlings' coats change with the season, when Deerling Day is celebrated depends upon when a Deerling's coat changes. But nowadays mostly everymon just celebrates it at the start of Summer Vacation. It makes more sense that way. As the resident Sawsbuck family in Serenity Village, my family hosts the Deerling Day celebrations in Serenity Village, by the way."

    A hint of smoke escaped Tricky's ears as she fell silent. She looked peeved at Deerling's silent treatment. If Espurr focused enough, she could see Tricky and Deerling's respective annoyance dancing in the air over them as colors. Blue-green for Tricky, a vague red-purple for Deerling. Goomy was bright green. Espurr was a tad worried for him.

    Deerling nudged Espurr with a hoof and looked over sweetly. "Hey, do you and Goomy want to hang out for the day? And Tricky can come too," she added less sweetly, with a roll of her eyes. Tricky spat a raspberry.

    Goomy, who had been silent all this time, gave Espurr a silent 'no' shake with pleading eyes. Tricky was padding beside them with a scowl on her snout.

    "We're better off on our own, thanks," the fennekin said with venom, staring daggers at Deerling, who gave her a dirty glance.

    She looked at Espurr. "And what do you have to say about that?"

    "We were just passing through," Espurr said politely. "Unless you'd like to come to the dungeon with us?"

    Deerling scowled, then shot Espurr a concerned look.

    "Alright… have fun 'exploring'," she said, making her disdain roll off the tongue at the last word. Then she clopped off.

    Once she was gone, Goomy let out the largest exhale of relief Espurr had ever heard, and collapsed into a little puddle in the street.

    ~\({O})/~

    Only once they were far out of Deerling's eyesight did they pull the expedition gadget out of Espurr's bag. They'd been hiding it at Espurr's place for the past month, since neither Carracosta nor Goomy's parents would react well to finding it.

    "No, you turn it on this way!"

    "The orb goes in here, see?"

    "Then why isn't it working?!"

    "T-there's an on button."

    Espurr and Tricky sheepishly handed the yellow tablet off to Goomy, who seemed to work it effortlessly.

    "S-see?" Goomy pointed out the mission on the holographic screen, displayed in the air by the blue sphere, which Espurr had learnt was called a 'connection orb'. "T-the dungeon should be right near here."

    Espurr crouched down and read it closely. "The terms are the same," she said. "Save Flapple's lucky pouch on floor three for some spikes and a large bag of poke."

    "And we get to see wooloo!" exclaimed Tricky. "Maybe."

    "Huh," Tricky said as once they combed the dungeon's first floor for the pouch. "Where are all the wooloo?"

    "Count us lucky," Espurr said as she looked around. "I'd rather we didn't run into the wooloo before we find the pouch."

    "I-I second that," stammered Goomy, who stuck close to them. Very close.

    "You think they're all sleeping?" Tricky asked on the second floor. "It's not even dark yet… I wonder where they all went."

    By the third floor she was just pouting to herself and joined the other two in looking for the bag. They were both overjoyed to find a pouch hanging from a low tree branch shaped like a hook.

    Espurr used her psychic grip to snap the branch and send the bag hurtling down towards them. She was getting somewhat better at those. She caught it firmly in her paws, turning around and happily showing it to Tricky and Goomy. That was half the mission done. Perhaps they wouldn't even need to deal with the wooloo!

    The anchorstone looked almost like the rest of the dungeon. True to the dungeon's name, it really was a large, rolling plain, with scattered trees all throughout. It looked from the inside just how Wooloo Plains had looked from the outside – Barren. Dead. The horizon was fuzzy, like a painting. Despite all appearances it was clear to Espurr that they were still in the mystery dungeon. And they still had no idea where the exit was.

    Espurr glanced up at the sky. She looked at the position of the sun. It was… almost sunset. Had they really spent that long inside? Even if they'd combed all that ground… now that she thought about it, the journey had been long and tiring. She even felt a bit fatigued all over.

    The same couldn't be said for Tricky.

    "How big is this place?" Tricky asked excitedly. "Ooooh – do you think the wooloo are here, Espurr?" she couldn't help but let her tail wag furiously in excitement.

    The three of them climbed the tree to find a quick rest spot and to spot the exit. Tricky scaled it easily, while Espurr came up slower. Both of them helped Goomy up.

    "Give me a paw," said Espurr, dropping the pouch inside her exploration bag safely. "I'm going to see if the view is clearer from that branch.

    She climbed onto the large branch and crawled forward a little, trying not to let her bag throw her off-balance. The distance was foggy, but it was becoming clearer the closer she got…

    "C-can you see anything?" Goomy stuttered. He sounded worried for Espurr.

    Tricky's ears perked up.

    "Look!" she said, pointing with a paw in the direction opposite Espurr. "Wooloo!"

    Espurr could already feel faint vibrations trembling through the tree branch. She looked in the direction that Tricky was pointing: A massive flock of wooloo, all charging as one directly in their direction. And she was balanced quite precariously on a small branch.

    Berry crackers!

    Before Espurr knew it the stampede was upon them. Once the wooloo reached the tree, the vibrations were so bad it was all Espurr could do to hang on for dear life. Then, the exploration bag began to slip off her back. No… no no no no—

    Espurr barely caught it just as it slipped off her arm. The bag hung from the tree unsteadily, suspended in midair only by Espurr's grip. Hugging the branch, Espurr glanced down at the stampeding wooloo below her, trying to pull the bag back up. But the branch was close to snapping, and Espurr suddenly realized with horror that the bag's weight was dragging her off—

    "Tricky, Goomy – help!" Espurr called out, unable to stop herself from slipping off the branch. But both of them were too slow – Espurr fell.

    Intense green fear flashed across her eyes. Espurr landed on the back of a wooloo in the middle of the herd. The exploration bag landed a second after her and smacked the wooloo in the face. It brayed loudly, losing control for a second and bumping into the wooloo to its left before steadying itself. Espurr quickly grabbed the straps of the exploration bag before it could fall off and dug her other paw into the wooloo's wool for steadiness.

    The herd continued on at the same fur-rippling speeds they had been going at beforehand. Espurr used both the exploration bag and her grip on the wooloo's fluff to pull herself properly onto its back. She looked behind the wooloo, taking in all the others flocking in the same direction exactly behind it. There was no way out. She would just have to wait until the herd calmed down.

    Espurr had barely begun to catch her breath when she realised something was happening at the front of the flock – it looked like the wooloo at the very head of the herd was now… rolling. And then two. And then three. And then too many to count, all travelling through the herd… and down to her. Espurr's eyes widened. Could she just not catch a break?

    The wooloo shook off the expedition bag. It flew back and hit Espurr smack in the face. She cried out in pain and fell backwards, but she had more important things to worry about—it could see now! It was going to—

    —Espurr's face suddenly ate dirt. It took her a moment to figure out what had happened, and in that time she was trampled by so many rolling wooloo she couldn't even hope to have counted them all.

    And she wasn't even asleep.

    And for some reason… also not dead. Espurr then realised – wooloo felt like the softest thing in the world! It was like being trampled by a herd of blankets, and she didn't feel crushed in the slightest.

    By the time Espurr had regained enough of her bearings and energy to unpeel herself from the ground, the herd was long gone. She turned herself over in the soggy dirt, gasping for air.

    That was dangerous. She could have been crushed! But even so... she couldn't deny the rush that was coursing through her. That had been the most… exhilarating moment of her life!

    A sudden chill ran through the air. To Espurr's right, a massive wall of mist slowly encroached, bringing with it the smell of rot. It would have been breathtaking if it were anywhere outside of a mystery dungeon. Here, Espurr wanted nothing to do with it. It was time to go.

    "Espurr!"

    The voice came from the fog. Tricky suddenly pounced on Espurr out of nowhere, knocking her to her side unceremoniously. Goomy wasn't far behind. Espurr hugged them both. She hadn't noticed how much she was almost quaking until now.

    "It's alright," she breathed. "I'm fine."

    "What happened to you?" Tricky asked. She looked like she was trying to keep up appearances for appearances' sake, but just from the sheer, blue-coloured vibes she was exuding, Espurr could tell she was shaken. "I was gonna go look, but I thought – I…"

    She shook her head. "…Nothing. Can we go now? I think I've seen enough wooloo for today…"

    "Me too." Espurr got to her feet. They all looked at the ominous wall of fog that currently loomed over them. "I think I saw the exit off somewhere to the east."

    ~\({O})/~

    The sky was already beginning to darken by the time Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy could see the familiar wooden archways that stood above the village's entrance. The village was already in full celebration mode. Colourful decorations hung from the houses, the luminous moss streetlamps had been uncovered, and a large bonfire burned in the centre of the plaza. The square was filled with pokemon who were talking with each other in groups, warming up by the bonfire, or eating something they had taken from one of the food tables. Some were even dancing. Espurr didn't think she had seen so many pokemon out and about in the village in… ever.

    Kecleon's stall had been rolled back, and so had the perfume tent. A trio of long, tree-carved tables had been set up all along the borders of the square, all filled to the brim with eateries of every kind. The three of them stared longingly at all the food – they hadn't eaten since breakfast!

    They immediately went up to the food table to get themselves a bite to eat. Espurr, who'd had a lot of noise for the day, took her plate of lovely-smelling goose away from the bright lights and sound of the party, where Tricky and Goomy were, and towards the beach sands by the square, where it was much quieter. She sat at the shore, relaxed, smelled the sea air, and let the tide wash over her as she ate.

    "I didn't know cat pokemon liked water."

    For the second time that day, Espurr was startled! Her fur raised and she hissed. Deerling sat next to a few wooden crates that had been hastily lopped just out of the reach of the tides. Espurr straightened up immediately.

    "W-what are you doing here?" she asked, trying to recover from the shock of being startled.

    "Stargazing," Deerling replied. After Espurr's gaze made it clear she wasn't satisfied with that answer, Deerling continued: "Really, I just wanted to get away from the party for a bit. You can only get hit on by Pancham so many times before you want to bash his head in with your own hooves, you know?"

    She quickly cast a glance back in the direction of the bonfire. "He didn't follow you here, right?"

    Espurr quickly checked to make sure that Pancham indeed hadn't followed her there, then shook her head no.

    Deerling relaxed. "Whew. That's good. What about you? I don't see Tricky or Goomy anywhere."

    "They're off eating," said Espurr tiredly.

    "Somehow that doesn't surprise me." Deerling's hoof toyed with a large splinter in the box she was leaning forward on. She looked at Espurr's soggy coat uneasily. "You went exploring with them again, didn't you?"

    Espurr causally nodded. Deerling's face sunk.

    "You're… not being careful, are you?" she asked. "Tricky's rubbing off on you."

    Espurr realised she didn't have a counter for that. Mostly because… she couldn't deny it.

    "Mystery dungeons are just rough," she improvised. "You come out of one squeaky clean and then talk to me."

    Deerling sighed. "Look. You probably don't know what happened…"

    She trailed off.

    "What do you mean?" asked Espurr curiously.

    Deerling's eyebrow raised.

    "You mean she didn't tell you?" she scoffed. "Of course. That's just like her."

    "Didn't tell me what?" pressed Espurr.

    "I think she should tell you," said Deerling. "It's not my place. Why don't you ask her?

    "I just…" Deerling paused, taking a deep breath. Changing gears. "I just don't want to see another pokemon get hurt. You might think Tricky learns from her mistakes, but she doesn't. She always falls back into them. You're just going to get yourself and Goomy hurt, and I don't want to see that. Please. You can find others to hang out w—"

    "I'll hang out with who I want, thank you," Espurr said, and then she briskly marched away. She didn't have the energy for this conversation, or the patience.

    Away from the beach. Away from Deerling. Back into the light. Back into the noise. Maybe she could sit by the bonfire and warm up as she ate instead.

    "Hey, what's up?" Tricky asked as Espurr sat back next to the fire. She was gleefully tearing into a piece of goose tail like she had a vendetta with it.

    Espurr deigned not to fill Tricky in. Yet.

    "Nothing," she said, huddling near the fire. Today's events ran through her mind. She had a lot to think about.

    ~\({O})/~

    The sky got darker, and the lights of Serenity Village shined brighter, long into the night. The bonfire was fed and fed, and Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy each ate their fills from the various foods and drinks that had been laid out by Carracosta and Kangaskan's crew.

    Sometime after the moon had risen, four or five pokemon walked out into the square and began to play lively music. Some pokemon danced. Others ate. Still others loitered. A good few were holding conversations that quickly turned into yelling conversations against the music, and the music was starting to win.

    More and more pokemon began to dance, and even though Tricky thought it looked fun and wanted Espurr as a partner to join, Espurr could barely stand straight at that point. As fun as this had been, she wanted to rest now. She danced twice, once with Tricky and again with Goomy, then said she was just so tired and would love to retire now.

    On her way out of the square, Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy managed to cross paths with Deerling once more. Ponyta and Blitzle were with her this time. Deerling said nothing, instead taking them in condescendingly, then walked off.

    "I mean, what's her deal?" Tricky grumbled and pouted as she followed Espurr and Goomy up the forest path to the school grounds. "Why does she hate us so much?"

    "I think she just hates… you," Espurr said.

    There was an awkward silence in which it looked like Tricky wanted to say something, but didn't. Espurr thought about asking her as they walked about what Deerling had said. Was there really something Tricky wasn't telling her?

    They stopped once they reached the school grounds, which looked just as deserted as it had this morning. Not even the lights in the School Clinic had been uncovered, and under the shade of night the entire school looked almost as creepy as the Crooked House. Where was Audino?

    Far back behind them, a large light went out. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy looked back at the sudden loss of light. The bonfire in the middle of the square had been doused, and the sounds of lively dancing music no longer drifted out from the square. The festival was over.

    "I better go," Tricky said after a minute. "Pops probably wants me to help with the food pack-up. Night, Espurr!"

    The fennekin hesitated a moment before she left. Espurr felt the brief flash of blue, and she was about to ask if Tricky wanted to say something, but Tricky scurried off before she could. Espurr watched her head down the square with enough speed in her paws that one would almost believe she hadn't been doing cartwheels in mystery dungeons the entire day. Then she felt a bit weary on her own paws, and remembered how tired she was. She'd ask about what Deerling said tomorrow.

    "Night, Goomy," Espurr yawned, then headed inside. Goomy waved and then followed Tricky.

    Espurr slunk in and flopped down in her bed, ready to drift off to sleep. But her eyes opened when her ears twitched, hearing the sound of voices. She looked over to see that the lights in the back room were on. It was a teacher conference!

    "And you're absolutely sure these are the same beheeyem?" Simipour asked. "Are you certain we aren't dealing with different outlaws of the same species?"

    "They wanted Espurr," Audino stressed. "They said it to my face. Why wouldn't they be the same beheeyem?"

    The beheeyem… Coneheads! Espurr's blood ran cold.

    Simipour sighed, deep in thought. She heard him rise from his seat and walk up to something. A 'screech' told her the window had been opened. A second later, he spoke:

    "I understand you have a house near the centre of the village?" he asked.

    "Yes, for emergencies," Audino responded.

    "Consider this an emergency." More footsteps. Simipour must have walked back to the desk. "The school grounds are no longer safe for either of you. The beheeyem latched onto you because they saw you with Espurr. That puts you in as much danger as Espurr currently is."

    "And I'm just fine in this?" Watchog asked, his voice beginning to squeak a little. "I'm guarding the bloody school – I don't want these things coming after me!"

    "I'm afraid they don't want you," Simipour told him. Espurr heard him roll up a map and stash it somewhere.

    "I'll have to ask that you pack up and move first thing in the morning," he said to Audino on the way out. "As I'm sure you've figured out by now, time is of the essence."

    As the teachers filed out, Espurr pretended to be asleep, but she was anything but. Her mind was awash with worries and concerns – why were the Coneheads back? What was Tricky keeping from her? Was their adventuring really getting out of paw?

    Were their happy days here numbered after all?

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    Terrabondace


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    Terrabondace is a coastal western province of Nebyllin, comprising the central part of Nebyllin's coastline and stretching east towards the western slopes of the Fortille Mountains. Its capital is Tarramera, located in the north-central region of the province. Lively Town, the former capital, sits along the coastal Bay of Passings, the defined meeting point between the historical North and South.

    Terrabondace is bordered by South Ophria to the south, North Ophria to the east, and Viola to the north. Its two largest industries are agriculture and shipping, together representing over 85% of its yearly output. Lively Town is a major harbour and handles cargo passage from Luftand to the Mainland. The main methods of travel throughout Terrabondace are by ferry, cart, and road.

    It is advised to take caution throughout the southwestern regions of Terrabondace and the Lively Mountain Range due to strengthening local dungeons.


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    CHAPTER TWO: AMPHAROS RETURNS

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    One Week Ago

    It was a lovely, sunny day.

    Ampharos could see the familiar observatory tower of Headquarters, cool pink stone and bright yellow turrets, stretching above the other buildings of Lively Town. It was a welcome sight indeed. He kept the billowy, earth-green hood of his cloak close as he walked through the streets, for what little good it did him—much of Lively Town had seen that cloak enough times to guess who was beneath it. That, and the orb at the end of his tail was peeking out. An instant giveaway.

    Billowy hoods were in style, though.

    Beside him, Team Limestone walked, looking almost as weary as Ampharos felt. He owed them a healthy round of thanks. He would have been stumbling around the Lively Mountain Range for at least another day if he hadn't run into them by chance early in the morning. Torracat Cinder, the team leader, could keep track of a map better than Ampharos could, and they made it back to Lively Town within the day.

    They stopped just outside the Lively Town market. Cinder needed to return the lost exploration bag they'd gone to retrieve and collect the bounty. Ampharos said he'd wait for them here. Which left him hanging around the marketplace until they came back. He estimated about five minutes.

    There was still a little poke in his sack. Ampharos expected Kangaskhan's rates to be much, much steeper than they were, but even with cheaper prices—and a very comfy stay in the local jail—he'd still made quite the dent in his funds. But not enough to spend it cleanly. And if there was one thing that annoyed Ampharos when returning from a mission, it was small amounts of spare change. Such a hassle to check back into the treasury, and for so little! Not to mention the coins would be on his mind all night. Best to spend it on something nice instead. After all, he was in a market…

    He pulled the remaining poke out of his sack. It jingled in his paw. Ampharos frowned. It might buy four or so apples.


    ~\({O})/~

    "Chief!"

    "How go the missions?"

    "It's good to see you all again!"

    The pokemon of the Expedition Society excitedly greeted Ampharos and Team Limestone as the four pokemon entered through the double doors into the foyer of Headquarters.

    "Are you guys feeling alright?" Dedenne, a small, wiry rodent carrying a notepad as large as her, asked. "Any cuts? Scratches? Feeling sick? I can wire you through to Nickit, just say the word."

    "Not sick," Torracat Cinder yawned dismissively, a piece of apple still in his mouth. He padded around Dedenne lazily.

    "I'm wiring you through anyway—" Dedenne began, but Cinder had already prowled off. Vulpix Holly and Rockruff Granite shared looks.

    "Do you wanna get poked with metal things for an hour while bandit-fox makes comments about your neck fluff?" Holly asked Granite in a hushed tone. Ampharos sent them both a disapproving look. Holly's eyes widened in realization, and the white vulpix muttered a quick 'sorry' before scampering off down a hallway. Rockruff Granite just pawed the ground for a minute, then walked off in some random direction before Dedenne could scold her more.

    "So? how did the map go?" Dedenne asked, scurrying after Ampharos as he walked up the grand lobby stairs. "You still have it, right?"

    "That… is… classified," Ampharos replied.

    "You lost it, didn't you."

    "That is…" Ampharos began, more sheepishly than last time. "Also classified."

    One of Dedenne's whiskers twitched and sparked. She had the most nonplussed look on her face.

    The staircase took Ampharos up through a large archway and into the second floor hub, where Ampharos and Dedenne finally split paths. Ampharos knocked on a tall, thin door off to the right.

    The door opened before Ampharos' paw made contact, leaving him face to face with Mawile. She stood stiffly at the doorway, her snout just inches away from his own.

    "Chief," she said in acknowledgement, stepping to the side to allow Ampharos in.

    "Mawile." The door closed behind them, and then they were in privacy.

    Mawile's room was a poorly-lit, dark nook that might as well have been a hole in the wall. Shelves cluttered the place, filled with dusty, degrading tomes. Ampharos had begged her on multiple occasions to move into better quarters, but apparently Mawile worked best when her life was under imminent threat from being buried by rickety bookshelves.

    Instead of the clean organisation that lined Ampharos' desk, Mawile's was barely visible underneath all the papers and open books she had lying about.

    "Shall we compare notes?" she asked, stepping over to where her open books of research lay. Ampharos noticed the way she looked extremely sleep-worn, her eyes wide and baggy in the way only a sleepy pokemon's were.

    "Have you been sleeping well?" he asked.

    "I get an hour here and there," Mawile answered offhandedly, shuffling around a few books to make space for her desk. "Chesto berries work wonders for the mind and soul."

    There was a half-eaten chesto berry on the desk, which Mawile finished in one bite.

    Ampharos ultimately decided to refrain from commenting on the way her back maw was drooping over from exhaustion. He took a seat in a chair near the door where a few dusty cloaks that may or may not have fallen off his own back during previous meetings were draped. After standing all that time, Ampharos had almost forgotten what sitting was like. He took a moment to relax before speaking.

    "We were correct," he said. "Through no small effort, I have managed to locate the Human."

    Mawile took a seat on her creaky chair, which had sticky notes pasted to its legs.

    "Go on," she said.

    "A child, about 13. Female. Espurr. Almost always seen with two friends – a fennekin named 'Tricky' and a goomy. Currently safe and sound in the secluded Serenity Village," continued Ampharos. "I gifted them a connection orb and an expedition gadget, so they should be trackable on the Nexus. We'll know their every movement from here on out."

    "A child…" Mawile rapidly jotted it all down on another sticky note. Ampharos tried not to cringe as it was stuck onto the chair's rim—the legs had no more space. "None of the others were children when they arrived. How are you sure you found the right one?"

    Ampharos leaned forward in his seat. "I am almost certain we have the correct pokemon," he spoke in a low voice. "You can see it in the eyes. This is the one. Not to mention… they were certain too."

    Mawile's eyes widened. "You mean—"

    "There were dark forces at work in that village," remarked Ampharos. "Forces with the power to turn pokemon to stone. They wanted her."

    Mawile's eyes widened in shock. She quickly went back to shuffling around in her desk, pulling out a pair of connection orbs, buried deep in the junk. Ampharos' eyebrow quirked.

    "There were two energy surges recorded close to each other," Mawile responded quickly, still digging. "If we were right about the first one, then common sense dictates two should have landed. Where's the second?"

    Ampharos' brow furrowed, his ears lowering and pinning back. He had seen no evidence of a second human…

    "Then why not send them both at once?" Ampharos asked. "Why space them out when there is strength in numbers? All evidence in the village only pointed to one surviving Human. No… I suspect our Human may be a failsafe. Perhaps our shadowy perpetrators were more successful than we first thought."

    He leaned forward. "One Human. I'm sure of it."


    ~\({O})/~

    Clack. Mawile rolled the shutters over the second-floor windows, casting the room into darkness. The doors on all sides were closed, including the almost-never-used gate that barred the second floor from entry via the stairway. Mawile had sent Dedenne around with a roll-call sheet about a half hour ago, and now the entirety of the Expedition Society was gathered in the room, along with a new pokemon Ampharos hadn't seen before. A pink braixen leaned against the wall to the side, his arms folded as he looked at the completely blank wall in the back of the room.

    "That's the Premier's assistant," Dedenne helpfully whispered to Ampharos, hopping on his shoulder. "They've been staying with us for the last few days."

    "Hmm," hummed Ampharos. The Premier… "You mean Primarina Merywether?" he asked.

    "That's the one," yawned Dedenne. She scribbled some more into her clipboard. "Apparently they're here to pick up a mission report for Cloud Nine based on Mawile and Archen's trip to Pokemon Plaza."

    Ah, yes… that. Mawile had briefed him when they exchanged more details about their separate journeys. If what they had before wasn't enough evidence of a conspiracy, this certainly sealed the deal. And gave Ampharos a reason to wonder about Merywether. He glanced at Braixen, who's tail shimmered for a second as it swooshed. Ampharos' eyes narrowed. Now where had he seen something like that before?

    Mawile directed her gaze towards Braixen. "Would you kindly get Primarina for us?"

    Braixen didn't answer that. He just unfolded his arms, and walked off in the direction of Ampharos' office silently. As the pink pokemon passed, Ampharos noted how he took care to avoid the mirror on a nearby drawer.

    "What a strange 'mon," he commented offhandedly to himself. And it was true. Something about that braixen he found concerning. And learning that the Premier had travelled all the way here just to pick up these photos was even more concerning. Ampharos knew that wasn't standard procedure.

    Which begged the question: Why was Merywether here?


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    There was a small indent in the floor of the very middle of the room, just large enough to fit the bottom half of a connection orb. Mawile carefully slotted an orb into the opening, then stood back. The sound of several large clacks clanged out from under the pokemons' feet, and then the floor began to roll back from the center. Mawile stepped back behind the hexagonal circle of safety tape that decorated the floor, and made sure that everymon else had done the same. Ampharos noticed that Merywether had entered the room.

    The connection orb rose up into the air on a pedestal, and a six-sided console followed by a railing both slid up out of the empty cavity in the floor. The large rumble of something slotting into place below them travelled throughout the room, and then all was silent. Mawile stepped forward, pressing something on the console. Ocean-blue light shot up out of the pedestal and through the connection orb, illuminating the white draw-down projector screen ahead of them with light.

    "Slide one." Mawile clicked something on the console, and a skyline photo of the deserted city of Pokemon Plaza appeared where the connection orb's ocean-blue glow had been. "Approximately two weeks ago, communications in and out of Pokemon Plaza halted completely. The Expedition Society was drafted at the behest of the Helping Adventurous Pokemon Prosper Institute and Cloud Nine to investigate the issue, and our findings have proved sufficiently alarming."

    Mawile clicked the button again, showing a close-up picture of a petrified zangoose with a terrified expression on its face. "Slide two. Here we see the anomalous phenomenon that has managed to affect every pokemon in Pokemon Plaza. While I hate to present such speculation as fact without conclusive evidence, it seems as though the affected pokemon have been turned—inside and out—to solid stone. Not even the rock types have been spared." Mawile clicked the button. Slide three: A petrified geodude.

    "The Expedition Society has reason to believe that this is not the cause of a natural disaster," Mawile continued. "Somemon is behind these attacks. Slide four."

    Mawile clicked the button. Slide Four was a photo of a wrecked storefront.

    "Observe." Mawile pointed with her much larger shadow to the upper-left half of the photo, where the blurred image of a shadowy leg and several spines could be seen. "What you are currently viewing is the best existing photo of the anomaly I can only assume is behind these incidents." Mawile turned back towards Merywether, Braixen, and the rest of the society.

    "While performing reconnaissance, Explorer Archen and I were ambushed by this creature, which used an attack I have yet to identify. This creature is not a pokemon. It is not a known construct of any mystery dungeon. It did not make any attempt to communicate with either myself or with Archen before attacking us. And I can only assume—" Mawile quickly rifled through the rest of the photos, showing the devastation of Pokemon Plaza from all sides and angles "—that it caused the destruction seen in these photos. If any of you are to encounter a creature that looks, acts, or even sounds remotely like the one shown and described here, you are to abort your mission, return straight to Headquarters, and report to either myself or the Chief. Is that understood?"

    The room was punctuated with nods and hums of acknowledgement. Primarina Merywether stared up at the projector, his face constantly contorting between different expressions.

    "Good," Mawile said. And with that, she reached over and pulled the connection orb out of the pokemon Nexus. Stepping onto the floor as it slowly slid back in and walking past the tape, she slipped the connection orb in her bag. "That'll be all. Thank you for your time."

    And with that, Mawile threw open the shutters, blinding half the pokemon in the room and causing the rest of them to quickly hide their eyes.

    "Apologies," Mawile stated at the light-induced groans that pervaded the room, blinking rapidly herself as her eyes tried to adjust to the light. "I'm afraid that was a mistake."

    Buizel groaned, his paws over his face. "My eyes…"

    Mawile walked up to Merywether, who had barely recovered from the sudden flood of light into his eyes.

    "As promised," she began, digging into her bag. "Physical copies of the photos, to be taken back to Cloud Nine for processing."

    Mawile's claws emerged with a short stack of photos, handing them to Merywether. The primarina reluctantly took them in his flippers, handing them off to Braixen. He whispered something in Braixen's ear, who nodded and quickly opened the gate leading to the bottom floor and slipped through it.

    "I- I do ask that you provide me and Braixen with lodging for one more night. The Exeggutor—my ship—has not been fully prepared for sea; it's been a while since I've had any maintenance done… you'll understand."

    Mawile nodded cordially. "Of course." she then turned and briskly headed towards the library. Ampharos took that as his chance to step in.

    "Afternoon," he cut in with his jovial tone, slipping in front of the primarina before the seal could move anywhere else. "I don't believe we've met. Care to flap lips for a minute or two?"

    Merywether shuddered at that wording. Mission accomplished.

    But if he had any objections, he was good at hiding them. Though Ampharos could tell he had them anyway. He held out a flipper, which Ampharos heartily shook.

    "You're the 'Chief' everymon here talks about so much, correct?" Merwyether kept his tone dignified, tolerating Ampharos' vigorous paw-shaking as best he could.

    "Correctomundo!" Ampharos exclaimed, continuing to shake Merywether's flipper. "And you're our beloved guest, who has taken up residence in my office for the time being. We're chuffed to have you!"

    Merywether retracted his flipper the second he could pry it out of Ampharos' paw.

    "…I am very pleased to be here as well," he said, sounding like each word of that sentence was a slight against his very being. "…'Chuffed', if that's how you 'mon say it in Lively Town."

    "Chuffed to meet you! You may call me Ampharos." Ampharos said. If he was feeling a tad more devilish that day, he might have introduced himself as 'the dashing wanderer' just to see Merywether's reaction. "And to echo the words of my vice-chief, on the behalf of everymon in the Expedition Society, I wish you a grand rest of your stay."

    "…So do I," Merywether replied after a moment. "In fact, I'm enjoying it so much I must get to packing my bags in excitement. There is a long journey back to Cloud Nine ahead of us, after all."

    "Be my guest!" Ampharos declared.

    Merywether grimaced. Then he slowly slid himself along back to Ampharos' office. Once the door had closed behind him, Ampharos leaned back against the wall, folding his paws behind his back. The cheer drained from his face, replaced with pensive thought.

    Very suspicious indeed.


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    "Do you really want to do this?" Secretary asked. The pink braixen leaned against the doorway, his tail idly swooshing. The fur seemed to flicker, brushing in front of a mirror every so often but never leaving a reflection. On the other side of the office, Primarina Merywether picked up his fully packed bag in his flippers.

    "Wait until everymon here is asleep, then get it done and meet me on the Exeggutor," Merywether said. "If you fail, it's your pelt on the line."

    And then he slithered straight past Secretary and out into the hall.


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    Dinner was over. Mawile walked down the hallway, struggling to keep herself upright. She felt tired beyond comprehension, but there was important work to be done. That took priority over sleep.

    There was the sound of somemon walking up the stairs—tripping—and then stumbling onto the second floor. Soon after that, Ampharos caught up with Mawile and joined her in stride. They walked in silence for a moment. Then, Ampharos spoke:

    "You need to sleep," he said, his voice low and soft. "Your maw is drooping. I can tell you need it."

    "I can't sleep yet," Mawile muttered. "I have important things to do."

    "Such as?" Ampharos asked.

    "Research. I have to go through the archives on the Sand Continent—" A yawn grabbed Mawile, cutting off her sentence "—and see if I can find a reference on that anomaly there."

    "Things like that are done better when one is refreshed and awake," Ampharos stated.

    "Sleeping wastes time," Mawile responded.

    "Sleep is important," Ampharos said. "And you are in dire need of it."

    "I can't sleep yet," Mawile repeated, slightly slurring. She was having trouble making it to the end of the hall. "I must keep going, keep working, find a… a…"

    Ampharos walked with her at the slow pace she was going, and it got slower and slower until eventually Mawile's legs gave out from under her—

    —Ampharos caught her in his arms before she fell. She snored softly in his arms, several lost days of sleep catching up to her in an instant. Ampharos tilted his head in quiet concern. Chesto berries were a powerful thing, and he worried for Mawile sometimes.

    Silently, he carried her all the way to her proper quarters, unused for ages, and laid her down on her bed. In her sleep, Mawile grasped for some nonexistent chesto berries on the bedside desk, but Ampharos removed the stray objects on it from her reach.

    "Sleep," he whispered soothingly, and then Mawile fell still.

    Once he was sure that Mawile had truly fallen to sleep, Ampharos tucked her to bed, carefully picked up and stacked the open books strewn about, and let the bedroom door close behind him.


    ~\({O})/~

    The sun had long since completed its journey over the horizon. Jirachi, like everymon else in the Expedition Society, slept.

    Unaware of the world outside the frame of his dreams. Unaware of the battered old printer, which had finally finished making the copies of the photos Mawile and Archen had taken. Unaware of the many ziplines above him, the photos pinned to them swaying softly above.

    Unaware of the door to the observatory slowly creeping open. Somemon nimbly hopped in, quietly brushing the doorstopper into place with their bushy tail.

    They slowly crept across the room, making sure not to disturb Jirachi as they went. Their claws on the floor made no sound.

    Claws settled themselves over the photos, deftly removing them from the printer and slipping them into a bag without a sound. Seconds later, the clothing lines in the office were expertly severed from below, and the photos snatched away without a sound before they landed on the floor.

    Mawile carefully adjusted the bag so it wouldn't knock any of the dusty books laying around, then let the door quietly close behind her. She passed a mirror as she left. Instead of Mawile, it caught the reflection of a shadow, tipped with hairs of a bushy red mane.

    Braixen stepped out the doors of the Expedition Society. Only the space between two lavender walls stood between him and his goal now.

    He took a slow, long glance around at the town below him. This place was the highest vantage point in the city. Even when the sun had already set, he could see the Exeggutor from here clearly. That was good. He was close. From the bag that hung from his shoulders he produced the photos that Primarina had given to him earlier, along with two connection orbs he had swiped from that mawile's office earlier. They needed to be disposed of quickly, as Primarina wanted. Braixen kneeled over the sewer monhole that was in the middle of the square, hastily tearing the photos in halves, fourths, then dropping the pieces through the metal plate's slits. The muks could have them. Braixen dusted off his paws—

    "Leaving so soon?" Ampharos asked from behind him.

    Braixen froze at his voice, whipping around. Ampharos leaned behind him, relaxing against the doorframe. "How very unlike you. I would have thought you'd want to cover up your tracks a little more first."

    Braixen slowly rose from his crouching position over the sewer grate, trying not to look like he was guilty. "I don't know what you're talking about," he repeated mechanically. "I was just going for a nighttime stroll. Thought I saw something in the sewers."

    "Oh, but you do," Ampharos said. "Lying does you no good here. Tell me… what's that by your feet?"

    Braixen looked down at where Ampharos was looking, and noticed a largish scrap of a photo. Berry crackers, he had been caught. His first instinct was to run for it, but then he wondered if Ampharos expected him to do that. If he'd planned this far… how many Expedition Society members were waiting for him beyond those gates?

    "…Would I have gotten away with it?" Braixen asked, not even turning around.

    "Ah, but you almost did!" Ampharos replied jovially. "I must admit, that was clever of you; impersonating my vice-chief. If only I didn't know my colleagues as well as I do. Just like I know your true form. We have no need of illusions here, either."

    Common sense told Braixen not to be difficult before he knew what he was dealing with. His form began to shimmer, and he felt the familiar sense of a disguise leaving him.

    In Braixen's place, there stood a zoroark. He shivered as he felt Ampharos' eyes sweeping over him. Ampharos could tell he was young, barely of age. Scrawny, too.

    "So now what?" Zoroark asked, scrutinising Ampharos.

    "Now…" Ampharos began. "You aren't in trouble. But I suspect you aren't doing this on your own, are you? Somemon put you up to this. If you told me who… maybe I could help."

    His words were strangely disarming. They turned Zoroark's defenses off, made him want to believe what Ampharos was saying, that maybe this was something more than just a trick to capture him. And maybe he wanted to believe it.

    "No-mon put me up to this," he growled at Ampharos. "I did it all on my own."

    "But did you?" Ampharos asked, like he already knew the answer. He probably did, Zoroark realized. "Did you really want those photos gone?"

    He gave Zoroark a long moment of silence to respond if he wished. Zoroark found that he couldn't bring himself to.

    "Or is that Merywether talking?"

    That was the moment when Zoroark realized this pokemon saw right through him. Not just the disguises, or the theft, or even who he was working for. Everything.

    "I can't go back with nothing," he pleaded quickly, crumbling on the spot. "If he even thinks I was caught or that I backed out, he'll turn me over to the police to save his own hide."

    "You won't have to," Ampharos said. From behind his cloak, he pulled two identical connection orbs, showing it to Zoroark. "You can smash those orbs on the ground, or you can hand them to me and smash these instead."

    It should have been obvious. Zoroark was so close. So close now. He could just leave, and even if Ampharos had an ambush waiting for him, he hadn't seen any pokemon in the Expedition Society he couldn't take on. All he had to do was walk away. The Exeggutor would take off, and Merywether never had to know anything had gone wrong. All he had to do was leave. All he had to do was leave.

    So why didn't hadn't he?

    "The Expedition Society could offer refuge," Ampharos continued, noticing Zoroark's hesitation. "Sanctuary. Merywether would rather save his own pelt than come back here to make sure the job is done… if he cares enough to go looking in the first place. Don't be a part of his foolishness."

    Zoroark had no reason to trust this pokemon. Not as much reason as he had to trust Merywether's wrath. Maybe it was Ampharos' strange, disarming charm. Maybe he was still naïve enough to believe what Ampharos was saying, that if he fell there'd be somemon to pick him up.

    But whatever the reason, he found himself walking forward with shaky legs. Every single step in Ampharos' direction felt wrong; outstretching an arm and letting the two orbs fall into Ampharos' flipper felt like a mistake. But before he knew it, it was a mistake he could no longer take back. The orbs was gone, and another pair that looked exactly the same was held out in front of him in that yellow paw.

    It didn't look any different from the last. It had the same, sky-blue sheen. If one didn't know, one would never guess. Zoroark took it in his claws. It felt the same too. And identical weight and grip.

    "You made a brave decision," said Ampharos. His eyes were warm, making contact with Zoroark's. Despite that, Zoroark still felt they saw right through him. "Know that my offer still stands, if you find yourself in need of it."

    Zoroark didn't answer him. He didn't want to be in this courtyard anymore. He just quickly slunk away with the deftness that his species was known for, morphing back into a disguise before he hit the town. Even if it was night, he didn't need to be seen in his true colors.


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    "Did you get it?" Merywether asked as Zoroark-as-Braixen stepped onto the ship. He held out the two orbs for Merywether to see.

    "Good," the primarina barked. "Now smash it. As far as anymon outside this room is concerned, it never existed."

    Zoroark-as-Braixen nodded. He stood back, raised his arm, and then hurled the orbs straight at the floor. For all its brilliance, the connection orb was still a fragile piece of glass, and it smashed apart into tiny little bits against the hard, wooden floorboards of the cabin. Zoroark ground it into dust with his feet. Now no-mon would ever know what had been on it. And neither would Merywether.

    Zoroark was counting on that.


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    BREAKING – Primarina Merywether takes office amid concerns about administration

    Primarina Merywether, Grovyle Rufus' replacement, took his vows as Prime Minister earlier this morning. The incoming administration is in the process of moving from Baram Town, Luftand, to Crossings, South Ophria, with smaller towns such as Serenity Village expected to pick up the outflow.

    The move comes amid concerns across the North and South that Merywether's administration will bring harsh restrictions to entering the country, in line with his previous governance as premier of Terrabondace.

    "Some sacrifices are necessary in the interest of national safety," Merywether stated at a press conference. "In this case, we simply must stop the inflow of undesirables at its source, no matter the cost. That source is the destable 'city' of Crossings."

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    CHAPTER THREE: ENTER MERYWETHER

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    The moon shined bright tonight, illuminating the wet leaves of the trees with an ethereal blue blow. Hypno walked through the forest pathway, enjoying the night breeze and silence broken only by summer bugs.

    He liked night strolls, and living in the big city had robbed him of true wilderness for years. It had been so long since he couldn't see the glow of streetlamps or the distant gleam of buildings, since he'd felt the comforting touch of tree bark and the smell of forest dew. The buildings of Serenity Village, soon to be a village no longer, were quickly becoming obscured by the trees. It really was sad, he lamented, how this would all become paved over just so more pokemon could live here.

    Crack.

    Hypno looked around at the direction the sound had come from, scanning the area for any sort of creature that could have made the sound. Had some animal stepped on a stick?

    But there was no sound or movement. If something was there, it had gone still and silent.

    Watching.

    Unease flooded in to replace the silence. Was it a predator?

    Before Hypno could get any further, scanning the area, a shadow lunged from the trees.

    Survival instincts kicked in, and he ran for his life, faster than he knew he could, blood pumping. Whatever it was seemed to keep pace with him – he could catch glimpses and snatches of it through the trees: dark and lanky, two-legged, cloaked.

    Before long, the underbrush of the forest parted, and Hypno found himself running onto the soggy forest path next to a beach, out in the open. He tripped on a rock, and it sent him hurtling to the ground.

    Whatever it was that was chasing him, it seemed to stop at the forest. He looked back frantically to make sure it wasn't about to catch him, but there was nothing there. The forest treeline was shrouded in shadow.

    Then, something else caught his attention.

    He looked ahead of him to see the Crooked House.

    The house, standing all alone on that island, seemed to beckon. It stood like a pillar in the night, menacing against the serene bay. It struck a stark fear into his heart. It was an evil place. Hypno snapped out of his trance, fear and sickly terror flooding in to replace the calm.

    But then it was too late.

    Limbs suddenly wrapped themselves around Hypno's neck and yanked him back. Hypno screamed in anguish and twisted around, trying to get ahold of the 'mon's face. If he could just… make them drowsy enough…

    The cloaked 'mon dragged him further and further back towards the woods, Hypno screaming along the way. His white scarf snagged on a thorny root and tore off as he thrashed and yelled.

    A cloth quickly wrapped around his face, causing him to struggle before slowly, consciousness slipped away from him.


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    The next day brought grey skies and damp, rolling fog to Serenity Village. Espurr rose early and met up with Tricky and Goomy, who had just been coming up the school path.

    "So much rain today," chirped Tricky as the three of them walked down the muddy pathway towards their hideout by the big tree. In the distance behind them, the village and mountains were shrouded by fog, distant showers, and grey skies. "But Pops said it'll clear by this afternoon. It's just summer fog."

    "I-I like it," said Goomy, who looked extra perky. "I-It hasn't been like this in years."

    "I think it's nice for reading," remarked Espurr. "And board games."

    When they passed the Crooked House, all three of them briefly stopped to look at it. It stood tall on its own little island like the dark pillar of evil it was, its rotting doors bolted closed with a shiny new lock provided by the village police since that incident with Ampharos a month ago.

    Only a treacherous, rickety bridge connected it to the mainland.

    Espurr had never liked the place. Not since the first time she'd seen it. But it only seemed to grow more and more imposing with time. A thin shroud of mist surrounded the island, thicker than the lake fog, almost forming a dome around its cragged trees and muddy spires with outstretching tendrils.

    Its aura seemed to reach out, blue and purple, imposing itself on her.

    Beckoning.

    "I don't like this place," whimpered Tricky quietly, her ears pinned back against her head. "Let's keep going."

    Espurr shivered. "I agree," she said, some shaking creeping into her voice.

    The mood lifted as they made it away from the beach and near the grassy hills, where the welcoming big tree and the scaffolding of their soon-to-be new team base awaited them.

    They'd started building it with all the supplies they gained from doing tasks for local 'mon. "Every good team has to have a base!" Tricky had said, and since Espurr and Goomy thought the idea of a clubhouse was splendid, work had begun.

    It wasn't done yet – not by a longshot – but the large tarp they'd bought from Kecleon's had worked wonders for keeping out the rain. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy had taken to stashing most of their supplies underneath, and liked to hang out inside it on rainy mornings like this.

    Today they were camping out between the rest of the wood and the cans of paint they were going to use to brighten up the half-built walls. Tricky had brought some of the leftovers from yesterday's feast in a large sack, which included everything from roast goose to some of the pretty bon-bon pastries Kangaskhan had made. One of the privileges of helping pack up was getting to take home whatever you wanted by the end.

    "It would have gone in the trash anyways, so I grabbed as much as I could when they weren't looking," said Tricky, mouth full.

    "I-It's so good," said Goomy, happily savouring a square pastry with a jam centre. "M-Mum only m-makes soup most of the time."

    "So I was thinking…" Tricky piped up as they munched on the leftovers in silence.

    "Thinking about what?" Espurr asked. Goomy nodded, looking at Tricky.

    Tricky took a large chomp of goose, spat out the bones, and then gasped for air.

    "We've been going on all these missions and things, but we don't have a team name yet!" she stated loudly.

    "Should we need one?" Espurr asked, curiously. "It's not like we're a proper team or anything. We've done just fine so far."

    That seemed to strike a note within Tricky.

    "Of course we're a proper team! What else would we be?" she blurted out. "And besides, all the best teams have them! It's so you don't have to describe what pokemon are on every team, you can just know what team it is!"

    "I-I think a t-team name would be cool," Goomy stuttered quietly.

    "What would it be, then?" asked Espurr. "I'm coming up short on names."

    "Uhh…" Tricky's ears pinned back and her brow furrowed as she tried to think of one. "Umm…"

    Goomy looked similarly stumped.

    Espurr tried to think of one, but her mind wasn't really in it. Quiet doubts swirled around in her head. When should she tell them about the Coneheads? What about what Deerling had said about Tricky? The mood was so happy right now… she didn't want to kill it just yet. They had time, didn't they?

    The sound of loud clanging rang out in the distance, distinct and carrying over the lake. It caught all of their ears immediately.

    "Hey, what's that?" asked Tricky, ears perking up high.

    "Sounds like a bell," said Espurr.

    "I-I haven't heard tha-that b-bell before," Goomy stuttered.

    Climbing up onto the top of their small fort and peeking up over the tarp, the three of them looked through the parting fog and at the village beach in the distance, where they could see the shape of an unfamiliar ship docking.

    "A ship?" asked Espurr.

    "We never get new ships here…" said Tricky, tail lashing.

    Espurr, Goomy, and Tricky all looked at each other.

    "Well?!" squawked Tricky, hopping out of the fort. She hit the ground with ease and darted up ahead, looking back. "Aren't you slowpokes coming?!"

    "W-we're not all t-that fast!" Goomy yelled from the top.

    Espurr and Goomy quickly climbed down from the fort to follow her towards the clanging in the distance.


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    The ship, bright white and blue, was already docked at the sandbar that led out into the lake when Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy arrived. Townsmon were crowding around the ship, which flew an official-looking flag, lavender, blue, and white striped.

    "Salutations, all!" cheerily called out the pokemon who slithered down the wooden walkway off the ship. He hit the solid ground, waving a large, white flipper. He looked like a cross between a seal and a mermaid, half blue and half white, lush, aqua hair tied up into a beehive adorned with pearls. Espurr wracked her brain for the correct name. That was… Primarina?

    Two 'mon wearing white government scarves and cuffs followed him with steely gazes, looking important, along with what looked like a purple, two-legged fox, who leaned against the wall of a house disinterestedly. He looked like he really didn't want to be there. Espurr knew that one, at least. He was a braixen.

    "Is that…"

    The villagers, clearly just as taken aback as the three of them were, looked at the 'mon in confusion and awe.

    "Hey, that's the Prime Minister!" shouted one of them from the crowd.

    "Yes, indeed, ladies and gentlemon, 'tis I, Primarina Merywether, your very own prime minister," said the pokemon with a sweeping bow. He had an unnerving sort of charm, which captured much of the crowd almost immediately. It made Espurr shiver with revulsion. Tricky and Goomy didn't look any less disgusted.

    "What brings you here?" asked another 'mon in the crowd, a pinsir. As Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy slowly crept up near the back, they came across Audino, who moved aside to make space for them and fussed over their fur a little – especially Tricky's, which was always tangled and unruly. Tricky couldn't do anything to stop it, but shook it off a second later.

    "I've come on very important business," said Primarina, his tone boastful. "Matters concerning subjects of the utmost importance, and perhaps – each and every one of you."

    He stood up proud, straightening his massive beehive of hair, and began to speak again. "I'm looking for a very important pokemon. Have any of you seen a recently arrived espurr?"

    Tricky and Goomy barely had time to look at Espurr in worry before one of the pokemon in white scarves, an electabuzz who had been sneaking up behind them all this time, suddenly grabbed her roughly by the arm and began to drag her towards the front of the crowd.

    "Oi!" exclaimed Espurr in shock, but the 'mon shushed her.

    "Government business," he grunted sternly. "Behave."

    "Ah!" said Merywether as Espurr was dragged to the front, the 'mon leaving her off at the front of the crowd near the dock. "Yes, you look… foreign."

    "I live here," Espurr said bluntly.

    The primarina quickly leaned towards the electabuzz. "Are you sure this is the one?" he whispered urgently.

    "No other espurr in the village," the electabuzz whispered back.

    "Double check," Merywether whispered back.

    Espurr decided then he was an absolute ninny.

    As the electabuzz made off, Merywether put on another happy face and drew Espurr closer to him, eliciting a yelp.

    "When I stepped on these shores, I was delighted to see so many rustic houses and such a… quaint, laid-back lifestyle," declared Merywether. "I just knew I would find what I was looking for here. And lo and behold!"

    He shoved Espurr forward.

    "This lucky child has received a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, as one of the first to benefit from our new youth program! Saved from the horrors of orphanhood, she will be offered a new home on Cloud Nine, surrounded by nothing but the very best!"

    He smiled for the cameras and yanked Espurr close once again, like she was a ragdoll. Several connection orbs flashed, accompanied by some scattered applause, or the stamping of feet. The flashes made Espurr look away and close her eyes. How she loathed cameras…

    "Keep still and smile," growled Merywether under his breath, tipping her head up with a flipper as the last of the cameras flashed.

    "Hey! You can't just take her away!" came a frightened, high-pitched voice from the crowd. Tricky hopped up and down, trying to push her way to the front. She broke the lines of the crowd, baring her teeth with her ears pinned back. However, two large 'mon, a machoke and a servine, both clothed in white scarves, blocked her off quickly.

    Merywether let a crooked smile break his face.

    "One of her friends, I assume?" he asked. "No matter. Your espurr friend will be cared for excellently. You'll even be able to visit!"

    "Hang on!" said Espurr quite annoyedly, wrestling her way out of Merywether's grip and doing her best to interrupt the cameras. Did no-mon even see she was here? "I'm doing quite alright here. I don't need—"

    "As you can see," Merywether drowned her out, strengthening his grip. Espurr's struggles and hisses of displeasure were muffled under heavy white flippers. "This poor child has never been happier! We'll start the adoption process as soon as we've haggled out the specifics with any prospective guardians—"

    "That would be me," said a stern voice from the crowd. At this point, the cameras had all turned away. None of them caught Audino marching to the front of the crowd, fire burning in her eyes. Tricky sat down and blew a smug raspberry at the guards as she passed.

    "I'll have you know that Espurr is under my guardianship," said Audino scathingly. "We don't need your program. Find somemon who's in actual need or shove it up your—"

    "Well, yes, we prepared for that," muttered Merywether.

    "Excuse me?"

    The primarina motioned for the electabuzz, who had returned by now, to pull out a ledger of papers, which he stacked in Audino's arms.

    Audino looked down at the papers.

    "All the legal work you'll need," said Merywether smugly. "What's there to think about? She won't be far, after all."

    Audino steeled herself.

    "You can't adopt until a month has passed," she said sternly. "Government or not."

    "Oh, no problem at all!" Merywether replied gleefully. "As the patron, I'm also entitled to a meeting with her beforehand. Should we discuss the first appointment being… a Sunday evening?"


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    The press let Espurr go, eventually. More pictures were taken of her than she cared to think about, but soon Merywether was on his way. She felt violated by the amount of flipper that had gripped her for the last fifteen minutes, and it was still hard to make her tail, all puffed up, relax. Then Audino fussed over her and led her off.

    "Ridiculous!" she stewed, in a rage. "How dare he…"

    Tricky and Goomy rushed up to meet Espurr the moment she was free, and they all sat down at the far end of the town square, near some dark houses.

    "What was that?!" asked Tricky, almost shivering from anger and stress. "Who was he?! He can't just… He can't just…"

    She huddled down into a pile, covering her eyes. Espurr hugged her.

    "I don't want you to go," she said softly.

    "We have to stop it," said Espurr decidedly. "I'm not going with him."

    "B-but how?" asked Goomy. "H-he's the p-prime minister."

    "Maybe we could… run away," suggested Tricky aimlessly. The words bounced off the wall. They all stared at it, thinking.

    "The question is why," said Espurr, but she already knew the answer. She looked at them. "It's a bit of a coincidence, don't you think?"

    Tricky and Goomy nodded.

    "Do you think he knows?" asked Tricky. "That you're…"

    "He's got to," said Espurr. "Why else come all the way out here?"

    "Which means…" Tricky trailed off.

    "He must work for whoever Nuzleaf did," Espurr finished. She sucked in her breath. This was a good time to tell them.

    "Last night, I heard Nurse Audino talking to the other teachers," she said to them, her voice hushed. "Audino ran into the Coneheads."

    "What?!"

    "W-what?"

    Tricky and Goomy shouted it at the same time.

    "T-they're back?" asked Goomy.

    "But I thought Nuzleaf was controlling them!" Tricky said.

    "And they turned him to stone," Espurr pointed out. "Which means they must be answering to somemon else. Who else do we know that really wants to get their flippers on me?"

    A tense, uneasy silence filled the air.

    "So what do we do?" asked Tricky, her voice sickly.

    Neither Espurr nor Goomy had an answer.

    "Perhaps there's something in the paperwork," Espurr thought. "In the other world, you had to agree to a lot before they could do anything to you. There has to be a way to turn it down."

    Despite that, the words hung above them all: they would likely never see each other again.

    Tricky plopped down on the cobblestone against the wall of a house. She let out a defeated sigh. Espurr and Goomy followed her.

    "Why can't we all just stay here?" she whined. "Things were going so well!"

    Neither Espurr nor Goomy had the heart to say anything. A sombre moment of silence passed.

    Tricky sniffled. Espurr noticed large, strong flecks of blue leaking out from her, fuzzing on the edge of her vision. She softly touched Tricky's back.

    "What's wrong?" she asked.

    "I just…" Tricky's voice was small, barely more than a whisper. "I don't want to lose another friend…"

    Espurr wanted to ask what 'another friend' meant. But before she could, a sudden commotion caught their ears.

    Another crowd of pokemon was gathered around Officer Magnezone, who appeared to be giving some sort of speech near the Café Connection. One of his new officers, which Espurr had learned was called a 'magnemite', carried something that caught her eye immediately: A tattered, white scarf.

    "Hey…" gasped Tricky, following Espurr's eyes to the same thing. "That's a government scarf!"

    "Now, if any of you have seen any hint or glimpse of Hypno since last night, it would be appreciated if you could come forward immediately," droned Magnezone.

    Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy all looked at each other, wide-eyed. What was going on today?


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    That night, Audino hurriedly moved Espurr from the school clinic to a house in the village square that had sat abandoned for as long as she had been here.

    The door clicked open, the first time it had done so in almost a year. Audino walked in, setting the bags of supplies against the wall next to the door. Espurr followed after her. Her nose wrinkled at the smell of dust that pervaded the air, and she could even see a light film of it on the floor.

    "We'll clean it up tomorrow," Audino said once she noticed Espurr's disgust at her surroundings. She pulled the old, ragged cover off the lights, and the luminous moss inside the orbs weakly glowed. The insides of the orbs were dusty.

    "Hmm," Audino muttered. "We'll need to replace those too."

    Now that Espurr could see better, she could make out the interior of the house. It looked like a mirror version of Tricky's house – the parlour that they were standing in, a small kitchen to the left, and a hall down to the right with a washroom and a bedroom on either side.

    "When I lived here about a year ago, I always kept this room tidy just in case of emergencies," Audino said as they walked down the hall. "Hopefully, it's still usable." She turned to the bedroom on the left, allowing Espurr to walk in before she followed. Like the rest of the house, the bedroom was covered in a light layer of dust that managed to get everywhere. There was a straw bed in the middle of the room that somehow hadn't been eroded or fallen apart with time. Espurr caught sight of a tarped luminous moss orb sticking out of the wall above.

    "You can sleep here tonight," Audino said. "And then tomorrow we'll have a housecleaning. I'll be in the other room if you need me."

    She scooped Espurr into a quick hug, before letting her down. This time, Espurr hugged back.

    "I'm not going to let that sack of sorry seal-skin take you," said Audino firmly. "We'll find a way out. I promise."

    Once she had gone, a large bang came from the wall, jittering Espurr in her bed a little. She stared alertly at the wall for a second, where a large dresser sat, but it remained silent. Had those ghosts followed her here? For a second, she thought she might have seen a shadow.

    After watching it for a moment, Espurr flopped her head back down on the bed. She was too tired for this.


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    Tricky entered her room silently, trying to keep it all together so Pops wouldn't try to console her any further and keep reminding her. Keep bringing her back. He thought she had gotten over this almost a year ago. She just tried not to think about it, so hard not to remember it existed. It almost worked.

    The empty case, once containing the pair of scarves, was at the front of the pile of junk that was under Tricky's bed. Tricky pulled it out with her teeth. She opened it. She wasn't sure why she did it. It was another Reminder. The empty case stared her in the face. It was like it had a voice: Why did you lock us away for so long?

    Tricky slammed it shut, so hard she almost broke the case. She kicked it back under the bed with so much force it pushed the other junk up against the wall. She didn't like this anymore. She wanted her friend back. She wanted to forget about the stupid scarves. She wanted to forget about all of it.

    But now she couldn't. She hadn't even gotten rid of the scarves. She wasn't strong enough to do that. She hadn't been then, and she wasn't now. Tricky hopped into her bed, and buried her head under the pillow in a vain attempt to flush it out and forget.

    That was how she spent the night.


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    CHAPTER FOUR: POLIWRATH RIVER

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    Espurr was jolted awake by scuffling outside her window. She cracked open a bleary eye to see. The bedroom was dark, dim lights outside illuminating shadows against the wall.

    Then, she watched a crooked shadow pass. It was lanky and cloaked, dragging itself along like a zombie past her window. It brought it with it a wicked feeling. She got the most rancid vibes, a malaise that made her tail bush up and her fur stand on end.

    Without a sound, Espurr crept off of her bed, slunk over to the wall, and inched over, out of sight, until she could peek through the window.

    There was a dark figure in the square, standing towards the south pathway that led towards the wilderness. They stood on two legs and wore a ragged cloak. No-mon else was there.

    When the figure started walking south, everything screamed at Espurr to ignore it. But she had a horrible feeling. Could this have been whoever was controlling the Coneheads?

    Sneaking out now was a horrible idea. Instead, Espurr thought quickly and dug through her bag. She pulled out the expedition gadget, looking through all its settings. Where was the… there! The camera function!

    Espurr held it up to the window, getting the cloaked figure in the frame. Then she pressed the button.

    Flash.

    Espurr gasped and quickly pressed herself to the wall behind the window. She hadn't even thought of the flash!

    Holding up the back of the gadget, she could see in its vaguely reflective surface that the figure had stopped. Her heart went cold as it turned around and slunk back towards the square, closer and closer.

    She heard the scuffling. The figure loped up like a feral animal, sniffing around and letting out quiet snarls.

    Whatever it was paced back and forth outside the window of her room for a bit. Espurr barely dared to breathe. Silently, she slipped the gadget back in and clutched her bag, in case she'd need to make a quick escape.

    After almost a minute of excruciating terror, the figure snarled and loped away. Espurr dared to peek back through the window again just in time to watch them flying off, their cape billowing behind them as they bolted into the wilderness.

    The rancid, evil feeling left with them.

    Espurr released a breath she didn't know she'd been holding. She curled herself up in her straw bed out of sight, watching the window with wide eyes, waiting for the first ray of sun to peek over the horizon.

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    Whap-whap-whap.

    Espurr jumped up and thumped her paws against the panes of Tricky's window.

    Whap-whap-whap.

    Tricky stirred and groaned, shifting from her bed. It was quite early. Espurr, who could just see over the tip of the windowsill, watched as the fennekin rose from her bed, wobbling, and pushed a crate towards the window. She quietly shivered, her fur bristling at the screeeeeech of the case against wood.

    Seconds later, the window opened, and a grumpy Tricky flopped out, her fur looking even more unruly than it usually did.

    "Whu…" she yawned, ears low. Her eyes were barely open. "Wha'sit…"

    "Get up," said Espurr urgently, looking up at her. "I found proof of a kidnapping."

    "A… wha?"

    Tricky was evidently not awake enough for this.

    "A kidnapping," Espurr said again for good measure. "In a mystery dungeon. It's connected to the Coneheads, I just know it! Want to see?"

    Tricky slumped into the windowsill, groaning.

    "Comin'…" she grumbled.

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    Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy gathered at the entrance of the dungeon, looking up at the shimmering dark woods ahead of them. Just through the trees, they could all see what looked like an unusually shrouded grove of forest, all viney and tangled.

    "I saw the tracks leading here," said Espurr. "Along with signs of a fight. And the mud looks like somemon was dragged in there. See all the struggling?"

    She pointed out all the disturbances in the thick mud that coated the ground, along with a deep impression that led all the way into the dungeon.

    "You think it was Hypno who got dragged in there?" asked Tricky, her eyes tracing the impressions in the dirt."

    "It's got to be," Espurr replied. "I already asked around for other disappearances, and nothing. Plus, he's been missing a day already."

    "W-what about the photo?" asked Goomy.

    "I couldn't get it off the connection orb," said Espurr. "Also, if anymon finds out we have a connection orb, the whole town will know by tomorrow."

    Goomy looked like he wanted to disagree with that.

    "S-shouldn't we use proof if we have it?" he asked.

    "It could be anymon in a cloak in that picture," Espurr said. "What does it prove?

    "Anyway, I tried talking to the police about the tracks, but the new officers said to bugger off," continued Espurr indignantly, folding her arms. "You'd be surprised to learn they don't take tips very well when you're enrolled in school and a third of a metre tall."

    Tricky, meanwhile, had started shuddering. Her eyes were wide, studying the mystery dungeon in front of them.

    "Wait a minute…" she said. "That's Poliwrath River!"

    Espurr looked at the dark dungeon ahead.

    "What about it?" she asked, looking over at Tricky.

    Tricky's ears lowered. The fennekin trembled, backing away. Espurr was suddenly hit with a wave of blue, which made her vision fuzz out. She groaned and clutched her head, having to stumble back to keep her balance.

    "That's… That's…" Tricky said, stepping back, her tail curling around her. "I don't wanna go into this one. Sorry."

    Espurr, having recovered, crept over and sat down next to her on a log.

    "What's wrong?" she asked. "You've never backed away from a dungeon before."

    "It's…" Tricky trailed off. She took a deep breath and stood up. "I'm not going back in there. And you two can't either!"

    The breeze blew in her direction, and Espurr caught a whiff of that familiar rotting stench. It was definitely a mystery dungeon. And a powerful one too. Espurr could feel its presence practically hovering in the air around her. Even from outside, the dungeon felt malevolent.

    Goomy looked at the dungeon ahead.

    "I-if he was dragged in there, then…" he steeled himself, taking a big breath that puffed him up a bit like a balloon. "Somemon has to go in after him."

    Espurr and Goomy looked at Tricky.

    "Aren't we a rescue team?" asked Espurr. "If hypno's in there, then it's our job to rescue him."

    She looked ahead to the dark grove of vines that tangled around the dungeon.

    "If we can't get anymon else to listen, then we're all that's left."

    She looked back at Tricky.

    "If you were trapped in there, you'd want somemon to save you too, wouldn't you?"

    That seemed to sway Tricky more than Espurr could have realised. The fennekin stiffened up, then her gaze hardened.

    "Fine," she conceded, getting up and prowling towards them. "But then I'm not coming back here again."

    "W-what's wrong with the dungeon?" asked Goomy. He had tilted the upper half of his body, his antennae flopped sideways in confusion.

    "There's just…" Tricky trailed off. She took a deep breath, her tail flattening.

    "It's nothing," she said dejectedly. "Just… you guys are still my friends, right?"

    Espurr and Goomy could only nod, partly in confusion.

    "Always," said Espurr.

    But the question remained: what was Tricky hiding?

    ~\({O})/~

    They packed everything they had, and Espurr bought a luminous orb from Kecleon's.

    "Are you kids sure you should be handling this?" asked Kecleon as he looked at the orb on the counter in front of him.

    "It's for our treehouse," said Espurr sweetly, laying it on thick.

    "…Yeah!" added in Tricky. Goomy nodded along, antennae bobbing back and forth. "It gets dark in there. We need some light for… things."

    Kecleon didn't look convinced, but eventually allowed greed to supersede his scruples and took the money. He still gave them a hard stare, though.

    "…You kids play nice, now."

    It felt like no time at all before they were assembled back in front of the dungeon, the dark entrance looming right in front of them.

    "Ready?" Espurr asked softly. Tricky was more anxious than usual, her tail swooshing back and forth frenetically. Espurr looked over and gave her a comforting look, which seemed to help.

    "All set," sighed Tricky.

    "M-me too," said Goomy.

    They linked paws and walked forward, letting the change of breeze and the damp, rotting scent wash over them. Espurr's ears popped.

    They stepped into a windless swamp. The landscape was sweeping and dark, covered in vines and twisted branches that hunched over the marsh. Espurr rummaged in her bag and pulled out the luminous orb, which now gave off a bright blue glow. She held it up in front of them, the blue light illuminating their faces.

    "Good thing we bought that," Espurr said, tilting her head. Even with it, they could barely see even ten feet ahead. Tricky and Goomy just agreed.

    "I-I hate the dark," stammered Goomy.

    The place was deserted, even for a mystery dungeon. The three of them trudged through the thick, muddy marsh, looking for any sign of a disturbance. They kept the orb high, clinging to it like a lifeline.

    "T-the vines look like monsters," commented Goomy as they trawled along. It was true. The branches looked like twisted fingers grasping out for them, the vines gnarled like spider's legs and frayed rope.

    Occasionally, Espurr got the feeling she was being watched by something swimming in the water, taking care to stay far out of view. Even though she never caught full sight of any creature other than the three of them – not even any dungeon 'mon – Espurr kept a wary eye on her surroundings anyway.

    "Where are the dungeon 'mon?" she whispered after a few corridors of silence. "We're carrying around a large light and we haven't even seen one."

    "Don't know," answered Tricky, who was in charge of roasting anything that came their way. Rather than her normal peppy self, it seemed like her fur was raised, and she was slinking around quietly. The blue was radiating off of her, constantly fudging at the edge of Espurr's vision.

    Espurr decided to ask properly.

    "Tricky, what's wrong?" she asked. "You're never like thi—"

    Something bubbled in the swamp behind them, making all of them squeak and jump. Tricky opened her mouth and conjured a swift flame, intending to burn anything that came their way. But the swamp was silent.

    "It's really nothing," insisted Tricky, her voice sickly. "I just want to find Hypno and get out."

    On the second floor, the dungeon suddenly went cold. It was the kind that sent chills down one's back and made them feel like they were being watched from all sides. Espurr decided that this was an evil place. Eviller than all the mystery dungeons she had encountered so far. And still, no sign of Hypno had turned up.

    Maybe something had happened here, Espurr wondered as the team walked through the third floor. The absence of dungeon 'mon was beginning to unnerve her a little. Dungeons were almost never deserted like this. Not unless there was something worse around. And there was something worse lurking around – Espurr could feel it in the air, getting closer with every floor they passed.

    The dungeon only got more overgrown, and the marsh deeper. It almost sucked in her whole legs now, and the bottom half of the exploration bag was practically dragging through the muck. The only relief was that it seemed to be thinning out into swamp water instead of just thick mud, and it was getting easier and easier to wade through the dungeon. But even so… Espurr truly hated mud. Tricky was trudging through with a grim look on her face, and Goomy was gliding along the surface.

    There was no sign of Hypno on the third floor, either. Instead, they found the stairs, half-submerged by the marsh. Espurr just pulled herself out of the mud with a squelch, and hurried up to the next floor with Tricky and Goomy as quickly as she could.

    The next floor led onto dry land, and Espurr was finally free to move her mud-caked legs again. But her relief didn't last long – if the last couple of floors had seemed ominous, then this floor terrified her. It was like the dungeon was practically looming over her, and Espurr was hard-pressed to keep her wits about her as she traversed the soggy wet land.

    They came to the borders of a proper marsh. It was expansive, Espurr took a few careful steps back from the riverbank, for fear of slipping in.

    "Aww…" trailed off Tricky. She skirted around the border of the swamp for a moment. "This wasn't here before! How are we going to get past this?!"

    Espurr's eyes wavered to one of the ridiculously big lily pads floating on the water above. Could they… ? It seemed ridiculous.

    Espurr snapped a vine off a low-hanging tree. She picked a stone up from the ground and tied it to the vine. Then she swung it with her paws, and threw. It hitched on one of the lily pads in the distance.

    Espurr tugged gently on the vine, pleased that it held fast, and began to pull it towards her. Soon, it bumped up against the side of the shore. Espurr took a deep breath, and then slowly put her front paws on the massive lilypad.

    It felt fragile, but it didn't break. It was easily big enough to hold all three of them.

    Tricky and Goomy carefully boarded. Espurr slowly climbed onto the rest of the lily pad, staying on all fours to spread out her weight. She put a paw in the marsh, and gently began to paddle forward.

    The lilypad cut across the water silently. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy all carefully paddled with their paw through the marsh, slow, silent strokes taking the lilypad across the lake at a snail's pace. Goomy had found a stick hanging around the bank and was using it to help row them along.

    They had paddled for a while when she thought she saw something ripple in the marsh to the left. Espurr barely held in a sharp gasp.

    "There's something in the water," she hissed to Tricky and Goomy.

    "W-what?" asked Goomy. He was starting to shiver, looking around for any sign of something.

    "Over there!" said Tricky, pointing to some stray ripples in the distance.

    Espurr's heart pounded. On this lily pad, they were all helpless to do anything about it. Except keep calm. And get to the other side. She began to continue paddling like she had been before, breathing a little harder this time.

    A minute later she saw the water ripple ahead of her, and it occurred to her that whatever was in the water might just be toying with her. If that was true… they might never reach the other side of the marsh. But she was so close… Espurr began to peddle even faster. Her paw was starting to splash in the water.

    "You're upsetting the paddle–" Tricky began.

    Then the poliwrath attacked. A blue slimy fist suddenly punched through the underside of Espurr's lily pad and grabbed Espurr by the stomach—

    All three of them screamed. Espurr quickly bit down on the hand with her fangs just as an ember from Tricky's mouth shot towards it. The hand jerked, letting go of her stomach and sank back into the water slowly. But its absence left a large hole in the middle of the lily pad. And they were taking on water fast. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy stared at the hole in horror.

    Espurr began to scramble for something to stop the flow – something to fill the hole with, but there was nothing. It was going to sink and then they were going to die and—

    "What do we do?!" Tricky and Goomy panicked, looking at the hole.

    Espurr looked at the shoreline. It was just over there.

    "We'll have to swim," she said.

    Another blue hand suddenly grabbed the edge of the lily pad behind her and then before she knew it Espurr was flipped into the water—

    The water was cold and muddy and murky. Espurr felt herself sink down into it, still woozy from the punch to the gut she had taken. Something grabbed her leg and pulled her deeper down with a whoosh, and then Espurr saw the poliwrath in all its glory for the first time.

    It was massive. Scarred. Blue and ugly. Its eyes were black as night. Her heart nearly stopped. She directed all her mental energy in a straight beam towards the poliwrath, and it was knocked back a good six feet in the water. Espurr didn't waste any time getting to the surface.

    She pulled herself onto dry land, grabbing the waterlogged exploration bag from the water and standing up. Her fur was soaked and heavy, and she was freezing. Espurr quickly stood up, coughing a bit but keeping her balance.

    "Tricky! Goomy!" she yelled. She saw the two of them pulling themselves to the shore, looks of ragged terror on their faces. Behind them, the poliwrath poked its eyes out of the water. "Watch out!"

    Tricky looked up at Espurr, but then the poliwrath took the opportunity to land a pair of twin attacks against them. Espurr ran forward on instinct, barely stopping herself at the riverbank. She had to help!

    "Go! Run!" Tricky screamed. Espurr quickly shouldered the exploration bag, and then the three of them bolted off into the foliage together.

    Espurr could smell something burning in the distance as they ran. "Is something burning?" she asked.

    "I s-smell it too!" Goomy added.

    "I…" Tricky panted as they ran. "I kinda sorta maybe by accident… set something on fire back there."

    The burning smell was coming from ahead. Espurr, Tricky and Goomy suddenly stopped short – it looked like the dungeon was on fire! The ceiling of the dungeon had caught fire quickly, and spread ahead of them. Through the burning plants and trees and vines Espurr saw them: a pristine set of stone steps sitting amongst the smoldering shrubbery.

    "Look!" Espurr shouted, pointing into the fire. "The stairs!"

    An entire tree was thrown to the wayside behind them. Espurr's head spun around, and she saw the slimy blue hides of the Poliwrath as they approached from the other side. Espurr looked between the two hazards – death by poliwrath, or fire?

    At least they had a chance with the fire. Tricky didn't even think twice – she bolted off into the inferno, sparing only a single look back at them as she ran.

    "Come on, you two!" she hollered, looking back and sounding terrified. "It's just fire!"

    "Easy for you to say!" Espurr and Goomy both yelled at her.

    The poliwrath were practically on top of Espurr and Goomy. Espurr grabbed ahold of Goomy's paw and dashed into the flaming part of the forest, and the poliwrath went after her. She carefully edged and shimmied around the flames – she didn't want to end up roasted! The poliwrath snuffed out the flames as they went and threw aside entire flaming tree branches and objects. Espurr saw a stone go soaring towards her, but it went over her head and landed in a ditch a couple of feet ahead of her. She kept her head down after that.

    She was nearly at the stairs now, where Tricky was waiting impatiently. "Come on!" she yelled once more. Espurr wanted to say that she was going as fast as she could, but that would have taken up too much time. And then she was at the stairs, and the poliwrath entered the clearing, and they began to charge—

    —A large, mottled fist almost grabbed Espurr's foot. But then the stairs began to warp, and suddenly Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy were all alone in the cold, dark marsh.

    Espurr could still smell the burning. It was distant, but still there.

    Tricky caught her breath from before. She was breathing heavily in and out, trembling and quaking.

    "What was that?!" she cried out in terror, huddling up in a ball against a tree. Espurr and Goomy huddled next to her, all of them catching their breaths. Espurr tried to console her, but Tricky was beyond helping.

    "I don't want it to happen again…" she muttered between the trembling and sobs.

    "Want what to happen?" Espurr asked.

    Realising how crazy she must have sounded, Tricky took deep breaths, trying to calm down.

    "I just… didn't want to lose another friend," she said quietly. "This dungeon is cursed."

    "T-tell us what's wrong," said Goomy.

    Tricky took a deep breath, and reluctantly started talking.

    ~\({O})/~

    Then

    "I'm going to be the next great explorer!"

    Fennekin pounced from hedge to hedge, getting tangled in the brambles and rolling to a stop in an open patch of grass.

    Budew chuckled as Fennekin rolled to her paws and shook off the briars. She trotted up to him and beckoned him towards her house, the one with the blue shell design for a roof, with her tail.

    "C'mon!" she yelled, looking back at him before running off. "I can smell lunch!"

    "Hey, wait for me!"

    Budew shook a stray briar off his bright blue scarf, which matched Fennekin's, and hurried onward after her. He could smell lunch cooking too.

    "You know there's monsters in mystery dungeons, right?"

    Fennekin and Budew messily ate at Carracosta's ornate, carved dinner table. He kept a neat and tidy house, fighting the mess Fennekin brought with her at every angle. On one of the oak walls lay a frame with an old, weathered scarf and a couple of tarnished badges. There were also photos of Carracosta on several different roads, carrying a stuffed explorer's bag and a walking stick.

    The real Carracosta sat at the table, a large plate of fruit in front of him. He stuffed a grape into his beak, blinking wearily. He looked older than the photos suggested. And more tired.

    Fennekin had that effect on pokemon.

    Deerling sat across from them, daintily eating small bites while Fennekin and Budew stuffed their faces in their plates. She had been the one to speak.

    "Guilds don't take slackers," started Fennekin, chewing with her mouth open. "If you wanna get into a good one you have to start working now!" She swallowed her food with a massive gulp.

    "EAT POLITELY!"

    Carracosta banged the table with a flipper. Fennekin squeaked and went silent. Budew lifted his face out of his plate too.

    "S-sorry, Mr. Carracosta," he apologized.

    Carracosta grunted.

    "Dungeoneering isn't for the faint of heart," he said to Fennekin. "It did your parents in. Nearly did me in too."

    "It doesn't mean they died like that!" Fennekin blurted out. She raised her paws in protest as he got up from the table. "You don't know how they died! You don't even know if they're dead!"

    Carracosta lumbered over to the kitchen sink and dumped a bunch of dishes in.

    "I know they died or disappeared, earlier than they should," he grunted. "Don't go charging headfirst into something you'll regret."

    "Well, I think they're pretty dangerous," said Deerling loudly. She was starting to get snobby, like she always did when she was sure she was right. Fennekin hated that. "And whatever I say goes, so you can't go in them. Neither of you."

    "You're so bossy," Fennekin pouted. Deerling's parents were loaded, so she thought she could boss everymon else around.

    "But I'm right," retorted Deerling, turning her snout up.

    "Am not!"

    "Am-too."

    Fennekin blew her a raspberry. What did Deerling know, anyway?

    They were friends, sure, but it wasn't Fennekin's first go-around with a dungeon. She knew the ropes. And while Deerling wasn't open to dungeon-going, her friend Budew was. That was why Fennekin gave him her other scarf. Someday, they were going to be partners.

    ~\({O})/~

    "Budew! Hurry up already!" Fennekin's ears twitched, sensing Budew as he dashed through the underbrush after her. They were at the outskirts of the village, where the buildings ended and the forest crept in, and he was already falling behind. She was going to leave him in the dust at this rate. "We're supposed to go check out that mystery dungeon today!"

    "Hah… Can't you go a little slower?" Budew asked, panting. "I'm outta breath."

    "Fiiine…" Fennekin whined, falling back into a trot instead of a frolic.

    "I thought we weren't supposed to go into mystery dungeons this far out," Budew said once he had caught his breath. He adjusted the scarf he wore like a cloak with his vines, quickly fixing Fennekin's before she could brush him away. He was a neat freak. She lived and breathed mess. They balanced each other out. "Deerling would be mad."

    "Well, yeeeaaah," Fennekin drawled. "But it'll only be in and out, and who cares what Deerling thinks! Besides, all the great teams were doing this when they were our age! If we wanna grow up and join the Expedition Society one day, we need to start training now!"

    "I guess…" Budew admitted. "Where do we go, though? Is there even a name for it?"

    "It's called Poliwrath River," Fennekin said. "Look—I know the way! I snuck a look at Farfetch'd's maps today in class."

    "Then what are we waiting for?" Budew asked.

    "I was just gonna ask you that," Fennekin said with a mischievous smirk on her face, and then she was off so fast that Budew had no hope of keeping up.

    It felt like only seconds before they were in front of the dungeon. It loomed above them, dark, gloomy, and overgrown unlike the bright, green forest around them. The border shimmered, reflecting the light in strange ways.

    "I'm not so sure about this anymore…" Budew looked up at the entrance to Poliwrath River anxiously. "Can we go back now?"

    "Nope! No take-backsies! You promised you'd go exploring with me today!" Before Budew could even protest, Fennekin planted her head against his backside and began to push him up there herself.

    "NOW can we go back?" Budew asked, glancing back longingly at the entrance of the mystery dungeon that they had just walked into. The place was dark and gloomy, overgrown just like the entrance was. Even Fennekin had to admit it was creepy. But that just added to the thrill!

    "You can't go out of a mystery dungeon the way you got in, silly," she waved him off. "The only way out now is up-up-up!

    "Besides…" she added, countering Budew's fearful face with a contagious grin. "This is a water-type dungeon! You have a type advantage here! Don't you get how awesome that is?"

    "I guess…" Budew said.

    "Wait. You know type matchups?" he asked a second later.

    "Yep." Fennekin trotted next to Budew, grinning like the smuggest fennekin in the world.

    "I can't believe you actually paid attention in dungeon class!"

    "I try."

    All the chatter was clearly making Budew less and less anxious. That, and the fact that they had not encountered any enemy pokemon yet.

    "So what kind of pokemon live around here anyway?'"

    "Uhh…" Fennekin began. She hadn't looked at that, she just knew the dungeon's name. "It's… a surprise!"

    "A… surprise. Huh."

    "Yup," Fennekin nodded.

    By the time they made it out of the dungeon, night had already fallen. Fennekin yawned and stretched once they hit solid ground again. Budew was rubbing his eyes with a vine, tired. But Fennekin was full of energy.

    "Wasn't that awesome?!" she asked, grinning and jumping with glee. "We totally walked all over that thing!"

    "How late is it?" Budew asked wearily, looking up at the dark sky. "We haven't even had dinner yet…"

    "Uhh…" Fennekin looked up at the dark sky. Her ears flopped down. "Maybe if we sneak in through the window they won't know we were gone? You could say you were having a sleepover at my place!"

    Then they heard names calling. Their names.

    "You two!"

    Fennekin squeaked with fright and Budew nearly fell over. Behind them was the dungeon class teacher, Watchog. He'd give the sky detention for being sunny if he could.

    Watchog grabbed them both by the scruff of their necks.

    "I just received a tip-off that the two of you were up to no good," he growled.

    "W-we weren't! Honest!" barked Fennekin. "We just got… lost."

    Budew looked one way, then the other.

    "Y-yeah," he said.

    "That's not what I heard," Watchog snarled, holding them close to his face. His breath ruffled Tricky's fur. "I heard you two were in a mystery dungeon."

    ~\({O})/~

    "A dungeon?!"

    Roserade, Budew's mom, stood in the school clinic. She looked down at Fennekin viciously, who was curled up on the rug.

    "How could you let this happen?!" she lectured the school staff, which were assembled in front of her. "He should have gone straight home after school."

    "I-I'm afraid we can't control what our students do in their free time," Farfetch'd chuckled nervously, wilting under Roserade's glare. His wings anxiously massaged his staff.

    "Believe me, if it were me overseeing them, none of this would have ever happened," grumbled Watchog with his arms folded.

    "Then why weren't you?" Roserade angrily accused him. Watchog looked taken aback.

    "I—"

    "Listen, we'll have a stern talk about this with Fennekin," said Nurse Audino, cleanly interrupting him. She sent Fennekin a look that told her she meant it. "In the meantime, why don't you file a complaint with us?"

    As Audino led Roserade off with Simipour, Fennekin just curled into the carpet further. She didn't mean for it to turn out like this…

    Budew didn't come back to school for a few days. Fennekin meant to apologize to him, and snuck around to his house one morning.

    "Hey! Budew!"

    She banged on his bedroom window with a paw. The windows were dark. It was a foggy, gloomy day, and the sprinkles that were falling from the sky now threatened to turn into a proper rainstorm. Fennekin had snuck around the back of the house, hoping to avoid Budew's mom.

    "Are you there?" she called as loud as she could without letting the whole neighborhood know she was there.

    A moment later, the window opened. Fennekin trotted backwards a bit and looked up eagerly. Budew hopped up onto the windowsill and looked down.

    "What is it?" he asked wearily.

    "I just wanted to say—"

    "Mom says we're moving," Budew interrupted.

    Fennekin tilted her head. "Moving? Why?"

    "She says she's not comfortable staying here anymore. She says it's your fault. She's putting me in another school."

    Fennekin' ears went down as she tried to process all of that.

    "Well, uh… I can just find you after school, then!"

    "It's…" Budew paused, his tone regretful. "…in another town. That's why we're moving."

    The gravity of it started to set in. Fennekin' head spun. Moving? Far away? But that would mean…

    "…So I'm never going to see you again?"

    Budew just eyed the ground outside glumly, then hopped off the windowsill.

    He came back with the blue scarf Fennekin had given him. With his vines, he threw it down to her. Fennekin looked at it with shock.

    "I don't want it anymore," he said.

    "You… wha?" Fennekin' ears were pinned to her head. She couldn't believe it… she looked at him, then the scarf, in complete shock, her mouth open.

    "But… you can't go!" she barked as he turned around. "We're supposed to be partners!"

    "I didn't even want to go into that dungeon, okay?!" he suddenly shouted at her. "You made me. And now we're moving away, because of you. It's your fault. So just go away."

    He shut the windowpane, locking Fennekin out in the gloomy rain. She just sat there, eyes wide, letting herself get soaked. It couldn't be true. He would come back. He was just mad. He'd open it.

    Wouldn't he?

    "…I'm sorry."

    She mumbled the words she'd come here to say to a cold brick wall. Picking up the scarf in her teeth, she turned around and plodded off sadly.

    It was only a day later that Fennekin learned the one who had ratted them out to Watchog in the first place was Deerling.

    "It's your fault for telling!" spat Fennekin.

    "If you hadn't gone in the first place," Deerling countered. "None of this would have happened. It's squarely on you."

    "But—" Fennekin began.

    "There's no but," Deerling scoffed in disbelief. "How could you just do that? You knew you weren't supposed to take him off into a dungeon, and you did it anyway! And now he's gone!"

    Fennekin had nothing to say for herself.

    "I will never forgive you," said Deerling. Her voice was silent and cold.

    "Fine," growled Fennekin.

    They didn't speak to each other again.

    ~\({O})/~

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    2~5: Chapter Five - The Dungeon Runners New
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    Back on Her Bullshit
    Staff
    Location
    a Terrace of Indeterminate Location in Snowbelle
    Pronouns
    She/Her
    Partners
    1. espurr
    2. fennekin
    3. zoroark
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    CHAPTER FIVE: THE DUNGEON RUNNERS

    ~\({O})/~

    Tricky finished telling her tale, leaving Espurr and Goomy to process it all.

    “I didn’t mean it,” the fennekin said quietly. “It was all an accident, really! I just… I didn’t…”

    Espurr was starting to put the pieces together. This must have been what Deerling meant by…

    “Maybe it’s true,” Tricky said. “Maybe I just get everymon into danger.”

    All the same, Espurr couldn’t exactly deny that.

    “You did pull me into dungeons a lot,” she said. “Didn’t you wonder what would happen if that were to happen again?”

    Tricky was silent, her face buried in her tail.

    “I know,” she muttered quietly. It was barely audible. “I’m sorry. I just wanted a friend.”

    “D-deerling t-told me a bunch of bad stuff about w-what happened with Budew,” Goomy chimed in. “Y-you should have said something.”

    “Who would listen?” Tricky growled. “Deerling’s so popular! She tells everymon and then the whole school hates me! And I just thought if one pokemon could see it wasn’t so bad then… maybe they wouldn’t listen to her.”

    “B-but I would have been friends,” Goomy insisted. “Y-you just n-never talked to me.”

    “Even though you’re with Deerling all the time?”

    “I-I don’t like being with Deerling,” Goomy admitted. “S-she treats me like I j-just hatched. A-and she doesn’t listen w-when I ask her to stop.”

    He deflated a little bit.

    “I-I would have liked another f-friend. I just didn’t want to r-rob the berry patch or skip school all the t-time.”

    “I’d have liked it better if you hadn’t roped me into dungeons all the time,” Espurr added. “Perhaps I even would have gone once or twice.”

    Tricky looked like a deflated pile of fur.

    “I’m sorry,” was all she had to say for herself. It came out as a small, dejected whimper. Espurr could feel the intense waves of blue radiating off her, fuzzing on the edges of her vision. If nothing else, she could tell that Tricky was truly sorry.

    “Do you guys… still want to be my friends?” she asked in the smallest voice possible.

    “O-of course,” Goomy piped up firmly.

    “Why wouldn’t we?” asked Espurr.

    Tricky pulled her head out of her tail and turned to look at them. “But… Even though—”

    “Well, you made some mistakes,” said Espurr. “I’ve made some too. You can learn from those. It doesn’t mean I don’t want to be friends.”

    “Y-yeah,” Goomy added. “I-I like hanging out with you.”

    Tricky looked up at them, her eyes wide.

    “You don’t hate me?” she asked.

    “W-why would we?” Goomy responded.

    With a sniffle, Tricky rose to her paws.

    “Let’s find Hypno and get out of here, then,” she said.


    ~\({O})/~

    The dungeon was overgrown with vines and tangleweeds, which twisted over the ground so badly that not even dungeon ‘mon could survive in it anymore. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy traversed the marsh, searching for the staircase to the next floor. The burning smell had gotten stronger, so much now that Espurr was sure the fire was here somewhere. She wondered why the dungeon hadn’t put it out yet.

    Then she looked at some of the vines hanging off the dungeon’s gnarled walls. This dungeon was a place of death and decay. It must have been dying too. It was too weak to put itself out.

    Places all along the floor were beginning to smoke and smoulder now, and the bristling heat of the fire was starting to make the marshy mud steam. Espurr was even beginning to feel too hot for comfort. She hoped they found the stairs soon.

    “I see the stairs!” Tricky announced a little while later, pointing down the hall with her snout. Sure enough, there was the staircase.

    But no sooner had they begun to walk towards the stairs did there come the sound of heavy stomping behind them. The three of them turned to see the poliwrath charging towards them.

    “Berry crackers, run!!” Tricky yelled.

    The three of them wasted no time getting to the stairs and climbing them before the poliwrath could close the distance. The stairs warped, and then the poliwarth’s unholy screech of rage was cut off like a door had slammed. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy both caught their breath in the marsh once again, the three of them panting almost giddily.

    The scent of the fire was still there, although fainter.

    “So it can chase us across floors,” Espurr concluded between breaths. Tricky nodded hurriedly.

    “Uh-huh.”

    Three more floors passed in silence. They didn’t see the poliwrath again, but Espurr was more than sure it was following them closely. The fire had spread quickly. More than once, Espurr saw parts of the floor smouldering away or just plain on fire, and the ambient heat that pervaded the entire dungeon was beginning to dehydrate her. There were fires in so many places that Espurr was worried they wouldn’t find the staircase before the flames did.

    “Look!” panted out Tricky, gesturing ahead with her tail. In the corridor ahead, the three of them could see a crooked pair of staircases, half-submerged into the marsh. “I can see the stairs!”

    “Do you think this is the last one?” asked Espurr as they headed towards it.

    “We haven’t been through the anchorstone yet,” yipped Tricky. “Maybe it’s this one!”

    “W-what about Hypno?” asked Goomy. That made Espurr and Tricky both pause as they quickly walked towards it.

    Espurr wondered if she’d been wrong after all. She’d been so sure somemon had been dragged in here… but what if it wasn’t true? Had they gone in on a fluke?

    “Maybe he’s up ahead,” she said. Unless we missed him.

    “If you get knocked out in a dungeon, the dungeon kicks you to the end,” offered Tricky. “Maybe we’ll find him there!”

    That was enough to force an uneasy agreement. The three of them quickly scurried up the stairs before the poliwrath could catch up with them again. In the hallway behind them, flames licked the ground, spreading fast.

    Floor Nine didn’t have walls. There was no labyrinth filled with endless dead ends and a perfect stone staircase hidden within its many twists and turns. There was only a thick, overgrown, wilting swamp, and at the other side of the swamp in plain view lay a light-filled archway between the trees. The way out. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy couldn’t help but grin widely. They’d made it!

    Then Espurr heard a very familiar sound, and her blood turned to ice.

    The poliwrath was behind them. It looked like it had been burnt badly by the fire, but that was just making it angrier. Both Espurr and Tricky looked up at it with wide-eyed horror.

    “Oh, COME ON—“ Tricky yelled – and then it punted her straight into the marsh. Espurr ducked and barely avoided one of its punches. She looked at the burnt spots on the poliwrath’s body and arms.

    She grabbed a pointy rock from the ground, and stabbed the poliwrath right where the fire had seared away some of its skin. The poliwrath screeched in pain and rage, and used its other fist to punch Espurr to the side. Espurr felt like a steel beam had been shoved into her gut. She flew back and splatted into the mud, the wind knocked out of her.

    Tricky spat an ember. It landed against the poliwrath’s back. The poliwrath let out a screech of rage. It spun and began to charge for Tricky—

    —Espurr managed to recover quickly. She crawled through the mud, grabbed the stone again, and jumped forward and slashed Poliwrath in the ankle. All of the sudden Poliwrath was brought down to its knees. An ember from Tricky sent it reeling onto its back, and then Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy backed a good distance away.

    The poliwrath lay on the ground for a moment, completely silent. Espurr brandished the stone anyway. The three of them shared looks, breathing hard. Espurr looked at the exit ahead, a small hole shining with light, entangled by vines and cragged branches. The swamp that lay between them and the exit looked deep. How were they going to cross it? Carefully, she began to move away from where poliwrath lay on the ground, edging over to the marsh.

    “Is it dead?” Tricky asked. Goomy looked at the body, wide-eyed.

    “I don’t know,” Espurr whispered back. She could already feel the floor beginning to heat up under her feet. “Can’t you feel the fire?”

    Tricky looked down at the ground. She said nothing, but Espurr could see in her eyes that she did. They needed to get out of this place.

    There were vines hanging all over the anchorstone. Espurr broke off yet another long one, pulling its long, snaking form out of the trees and tying it to that pointy rock. Then she, Tricky, and Goomy together hoisted some lily pads over to their side of the marsh.

    Slowly, they climbed on the lily pads and began to paddle their way to the other side. Not another word was uttered between them, silence exchanged for speed.

    When they were halfway across the pond, the sudden sound of something bursting into flame caught Espurr’s ears. The three of them looked back to see that the fire of the dungeon had spread into the anchorstone – the very fringes of the rotted foliage were blazing, having caught fire out of nowhere. Espurr began to paddle faster, but Goomy’s question made her look back at the shore: “Hey, w-where did the poliwrath go?”

    Espurr snapped her head back – it was true. The poliwrath was gone!

    Then her lily pad imploded. Espurr was cast into the water in horror. She emerged from it silently struggling, with her neck stuck in the grip of the poliwrath. The poliwrath began to tighten its grip around Espurr’s neck. Espurr was left defenceless, unable to do a thing to stop it but attempting in vain to pry the poliwrath’s fingers off of her.

    “No!” Tricky shouted. “I won’t let you!”

    She spat an ember in Poliwrath’s face, but it didn’t even faze Poliwrath. Tricky could see that Espurr was beginning to suffocate. Her eyes narrowed.

    Then she shot another ember. It flew over Poliwrath’s head. It looked at her with a flash of incredulity—‘was that your big plan?’ it seemed to ask.

    Then the tree fell. It hit Poliwrath over the head , knocking the pokemon into the water and causing it to release its grasp upon Espurr. Gasping for air, Espurr fell into the water, but Tricky quickly reached out and grabbed Espurr by the scarf with her teeth—

    —And then the lily pad capsized, unable to hold both their weight combined. They had floated nearly all the way to shore.

    Tricky and Goomy emerged on the shore just a moment later, pulling out Espurr with them. Espurr was all woozy from having been punched and kicked and strangled and dunked underwater… berry crackers, she couldn’t even remember how many times now.

    After a moment of catching her breath, coughing up water, and the heat of the fire to dry their fur off, she was ready to sit up again.

    “Can you walk?” Tricky asked worriedly.

    “I think so,” Espurr croaked. She grabbed the waterlogged expedition bag and held it tight.

    Just ahead of them, there was a crumpled figure lying on the ground, all tied up with weathered, dirty rope. Goomy slimed over and looked, struggling to turn him over. Espurr and Tricky helped him. Gathering together and looking, the three of them gazed upon the unconscious, muddy form of Hypno.

    Simmering heat flared against Espurr’s back. She looked back and saw that the entire anchorstone was on fire!

    A log crashed in the back of the room as it fell, splashing into the swamp. Espurr, Tricky and Goomy looked back at it, wide-eyed.

    “…We should go,” Tricky said, spooked.

    “Y-yeah.”

    “Definitely.”

    Espurr got to her feet, grabbing the waterlogged expedition bag. And then, tugging Hypno along, they all rushed for the exit.


    ~\({O})/~

    Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy were all sent careening to their sides out of the dungeon, followed by Hypno, still unconscious. Even from outside, they all could both see the smoke rising, and plumes of flame flickering from within. The grove was burning alive.

    The dungeon let out one last ear-wrenching shriek, and all three of them were buffeted with wind that smelled like rotting meat, before the dungeon imploded upon itself. It collapsed into the ground, leaving nothing but the blackened, twisted remains of a charred swamp in its wake. The shriek died down into a withered rasp before disappearing completely, and then Poliwrath River was no more.

    For a moment, none of them moved. They just laid on their backs, staring up at the sky. Then Tricky giggled. And couldn’t stop giggling. And then Espurr began to laugh, because Tricky was laughing and the whole thing was just so stupid. Even Goomy let out a few chuckles. None of them could stop laughing for a full minute.

    And then suddenly, it wasn’t funny anymore.

    “L-Let’s get out of here,” Goomy stuttered. Espurr and Tricky couldn’t agree more.


    ~\({O})/~

    “It wasn’t like that when… when me and Budew went in,” Tricky said as she, Espurr, and Goomy both walked down the path, towards the big tree and their small fort. They had rushed Hypno into town and badgered a police officer into picking him up, first thing. “It wasn’t a swamp. It had plants. It had ground. There was light. And now…” Tricky glanced back towards the distance, where they both knew the smouldering remains of Poliwrath Woods lay.

    “What happened to it?” Espurr asked. “Did it… die?”

    “I think it was dying,” Tricky replied, her ears pinned back in thought. “I know some dungeons can do that. Especially if they’re old. Poliwrath River’s been around for a while…”

    A memory resurfaced in Espurr’s head of something Audino had said not so long ago: ‘The dungeon's going bad, Principal. The Drilbur Mines… Wooloo Plains… Poliwrath River… All the dungeons here go bad faster than they should.’

    “Do all the dungeons here do that?” asked Espurr. “Age faster, I mean.”

    “I… don’t know,” Tricky admitted, her tail slowly swishing. “There’s a lot of strong ones around here…”

    It was the beginning of sundown. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy used the rest of the daylight to wash all the mud off their fur in the stream, and then they dried off in the wind that blew by the big tree on the hill.

    “Maybe we should stop,” Tricky mumbled, breaking the silence.

    Espurr and Goomy looked at her funny.

    “What do you mean?” asked Espurr. That didn’t sound much like Tricky.

    “I mean…” Tricky trailed off. “What if it gets too dangerous? We almost didn’t make it out! And I don’t…”

    Her tail swished back and forth frenetically. “I don’t care if it’s me, but what if somemon else gets hurt? I don’t… I don’t want anything to happen to you guys.”

    “B-but we saved s-somemon today,” said Goomy. “Doesn’t that m-make up for it?”

    “But what if we can’t save ourselves?!” Tricky retorted. She looked down at the grass. “Maybe Deerling’s right. Maybe I am just a danger.”

    Espurr thought for a second.

    “Why do you go into dungeons?” she asked.

    “Because…” Tricky settled down.

    “It’s not just about exploring, right?” said Espurr.

    “I wanted to become somemon who saves others,” said Tricky. “Like my mom and dad. I never knew what happened to them, but they saved lots of pokemon. That’s all I have. I wanted to be like that.”

    The second part of that sentence hung in the air. They never made it back.

    “I can’t promise there won’t be danger,” said Espurr. “But we did save a pokemon today. The police wouldn’t, but we did. He’s alive because of us. That’s got to count for something.”

    She looked over at Tricky.

    “Even if it’s dangerous, it’s worth doing if we do it for a good cause. And… somemon put Hypno in that dungeon. And the Coneheads are still out there. I don’t think we’ll be avoiding danger anyway. So it’s better if we stick together.”

    Tricky ‘hmm’d in approval, drying her eyes on her tail and sitting up. They watched the sun slowly turn the sky from blue to amber as the breeze dried off the rest of the moisture from their coats.

    “We still need a team name.” Espurr broke the silence that had been held between them for the past five minutes. “We can’t be nameless forever.”

    “That’s true...” Tricky sighed. Then she groaned. “Ugh. Why is coming up with team names so hard?! It sounds fun and then you can’t think of anything and your brain hurts and…” her words devolved into another groan. She massaged her head with her paws, frustrated.

    “What about Team Determination?” Espurr asked.

    “Nah,” Tricky answered quietly. “Team Incredimon?” she propositioned.

    “Too weird,” Espurr said. “Team Anthem?” Espurr had overheard the word ‘anthem’ somewhere, and didn’t remember the meaning, but she liked the way it rolled off the tongue.

    “Too stuck-up. What about Team Scarf Scouts?”

    “But what if another pokemon joins our team and doesn’t like scarves?”

    “Then they don’t join! We’re the Scarf Scouts! They can make their own stupid team if they hate scarves so much.”

    “Team Ion?” Espurr asked. Tricky batted at her.

    “That’s already a team, you doofus!”

    Espurr knew she had heard that one somewhere before.

    “Team Hellraisers.”

    “Too much Pancham.”

    “Team Quest.”

    “We go on missions, not quests.”

    “Team Shine?”

    “That sounds dumb. We should call ourselves Team Team!”

    It was Espurr’s turn to bat at Tricky for something up with such a stupid name. A voice flashed in Tricky’s head—

    “Y’know, ‘dungeon master’? ‘Cause you know a lot about dungeons? Get it?”

    Dungeon Masters.

    …Nah, that sounded stuck up too. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy weren’t dungeon masters, but they did a pretty good job of clearing dungeons. Maybe running dungeons. So obviously that made them…

    “The Dungeon Runners,” Tricky said with an air of finality. “We’re Team Dungeon Runners.”


    ~\({O})/~

    Then

    It had been nearly a year since Budew left. That was how Fennekin told time now. Three years before Budew Left. Six months after Budew left. One week from fifty-one weeks after Budew Left. And yet, somehow Fennekin felt like she was finally getting over it.

    It felt almost like a distant memory. She had shut it out so much, made every attempt to forget, and it was finally working. At least it didn’t hurt as much if she didn’t try to remember it.

    She went into mystery dungeons on her own now. As long as she avoided… that one, they helped her pretend like nothing had happened, really, and they were still fun places full of mystery and adventure to explore in. And if something did kill her in there, at least she wouldn’t be alive to regret it.

    Deerling was finally acknowledging her existenc again. Fennekin had gotten the silent treatment from her for almost an entire year, but then Goomy became a student and Deerling clung to Goomy and slowly got better. And the first time Deerling had talked to her in a while was yesterday, so Fennekin was sure she was getting better.

    Farfetch’d had asked the students yesterday to pick a book of their choice and try to read it before summer vacation started. Fennekin had picked a fiction book out of the school library, and taken it home with her. She didn’t have much to do nowadays, so she didn’t put off reading until the last minute like Pancham and Shelmet were doing. They tried to pick out picture books anyway until Farfetch’d stopped them.

    It was called Ocean’s Descent, and the main character was a lapras outlaw who had to flee to the bottom of the ocean to escape a sharpedo who hunted and ate other sea pokemon. To cover up her crimes Lapras went by a nickname. A different name, so no-mon would ever know what she had done in the past. A clean slate. A new beginning.

    Fennekin wondered if she could have that. If she could walk around town and not have to think about that poor pokemon she had forced to move away again. If she could pretend it had never happened, just like Lapras in the book pretended she wasn’t an outlaw…

    Fennekin spent the rest of the evening coming up with a suitable nickname. It could be anything, after all, and she only had one chance. She didn’t want to mess it up!

    It wasn’t going to be something boring like her species name. She wanted something cooler. More flashy. Fun to say! She wanted something more like herself.

    And then, right before dinner, the perfect nickname popped into Fennekin’ head.

    “Pops?” Fennekin asked as they ate. “Can I have a nickname?”

    Carracosta looked up from his bowl, looking straight at Fennekin. “Why do you need a nickname?’ he grunted. “Your real name works just fine.”

    “I…” Fennekin didn’t have a comeback. And she really wanted this! “I… just want a nickname!” she looked at Pops in the hopes that it would be enough to sway him.

    Carracosta just shrugged. He ladled himself some more soup. Fennekin took that as her ‘yes’. She cleared her throat dramatically.

    “I wanna be called… Tricky.”

    There was half a moment of silence. Then, Carracosta shrugged.

    That meant yes.


    ~\({O})/~

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