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1-10: Chapter Ten - We Form a Conspiracy

SparklingEspeon

Back on Her Bullshit
Staff
Location
a Terrace of Indeterminate Location in Snowbelle
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. espurr
  2. fennekin
  3. zoroark
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CHAPTER TEN: WE FORM A CONSPIRACY

"I-is he still out there?" a drilbur asked, pacing about the colony's hiding spot behind the large, pointed boulder uncomfortably. The glow of the setting sun, gleaming over the massive rock, illuminated many of the drilbur colony's anxious faces. Cloaked in golden light and purple shadows ahead of them was the huge, looming mineshaft, which lay still and silent.

"He's still pacing around," answered another, who had just returned from their sentry spot atop the large rock. "We heard him grumbling about 'no-g-good-troublemakers'."

Many of the drilbur drooped their heads at the scout's report.

"N-now what d-do we d-do?" one of them asked, the collective stutter beginning to return to their voice full force.

"I supp-pose we c-could stay back h-here for the rest of-f our lives," another drilbur proposed. It seemed like the colony was actively considering it.

Suddenly, there came a rumbling from deep inside the mine shaft, and the three children they were fretting over tumbled right out on top of each other, all panting and covered in sparkling dust. The Drilbur of the Mines were left agape.

There were several muffled shatters from within the bag Espurr was carrying. She wilted at the sound, realising what those were. The gemstones…

"We… defeated… your… monster…" Tricky spat out between gasps.

"Y-y-you what?" a lone drilbur stammered. A few others, prone to drama, fainted on the spot. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy all picked themselves up on shaky feet.

"We. Beat your monster," Tricky repeated matter-of-factly. "Y'know… Gabite?"

Several gasps rang throughout the drilbur clan, amongst shocked whispers of 'It's true!'.

"H-how?" another drilbur spoke up. "H-how did three children…?"

"It was crushed by all the treasure," Espurr explained frankly.

"And the gemstones," added Tricky for posterity.

“Y-yeah,” stammered Goomy.

"G… G-gemstones?" The word seemed to catch many of the drilburs' interest. "W-what gemstones?"

"Y'knooow…" Tricky drew out her sentence promptingly. "The gemstones?"

One of the drilbur walked forward, picking up a few grains of the dust that had fallen from their fur in his claw.

"Emeras…" he quietly whispered to himself. "We s-struck emeras!" He yelled to the rest of the clan. There were cheers everywhere, as the mood in the cave suddenly went from overwhelmingly anxious to undeniably joyful.

"What's an emera?" Espurr asked Tricky and Goomy.

"Beats me…" Tricky yawned, falling flat on her haunches. "I was asleep that day in class."

Goomy's antennae perked up.

"I-I know–" he began.

"H-how can w-we ever thank you?" the drilbur asked, speaking over him.

"I have an i—" began Tricky excitedly.

"Aha!" snarled Watchog loudly, surprising all of them. He reached around the boulder, stepping into the clearing imposingly. The rest of the drilbur all made way for him, terror written on their faces.

"Finally came back, did you?" the large weasel sneered at the three students.

"We can explain—" began Espurr.

"Explain?" laughed Watchog. "Save it for the jury. You three are in a world of trouble."

Then he noticed the bag on Espurr's shoulder.

"Where did you get that?" he snarled, roughly snatching the strap. Espurr gasped as she was pulled forward, stumbling forward as he yanked her.

"Hey!" yelled Tricky.

"Quiet," growled Watchog. Goomy trembled.

Espurr swallowed the pain from her still-stiff arm and met his yellow, glaring eyes with her own violet ones.

"It's my souvenir from the mines," she said, choosing her words carefully.

"Troublemakers…" Watchog seethed, leaning in close. "Don't get souvenirs."

"B-but they weren't t-t-troublemaking," one of the drilbur piped up.

"Yeah!" Tricky fired back, much louder. "We weren't troublemaking!"

"Y-yeah," chimed in Goomy.

Watchog couldn't contain himself. He let out a high-pitched chuckle of disbelief, letting go of the strap. Espurr tumbled to the ground, hitting the dust. That hurt.

"You expect me to believe that?" the vice principal wheezed, coming down from his laughing trip. "You probably just bullied the drilbur into saying that!"

"No-mon bullied us," the drilbur spoke, his voice suddenly losing all stutter. "Except you."

"You barged onto our property!" another piped up.

"Forced us to let them work!"

"Yeah! Is that even safe for children?"

"Kicked us out of our own mine-yard!"

"Bossed us around!"

"You're a b-bad vice principal!"

Watchog's face contorted into several, increasingly exaggerated faces as he tried to process the mounting accusations against him.

"You can't give us orders!"

"You aren't fit to give orders!"

"You shouldn't be here!"

"ALRIGHT!" Watchog suddenly yelled, so loudly that Tricky's ears flitted from the volume. He took a few deep breaths, then composed himself into something calmer and more appropriate. "Why don't we just go home… and forget this all happened?"

"And you'll never come back?" The drilbur all collectively gave Watchog the stink-eye. Watchog blinked and opened his mouth a couple times in disbelief, but then thought better of it and nodded his head instead.

"And you'll take our word that these three haven't been up to any troublemaking today?" The drilburs' stink eyes only seemed to get more intense, all directed his way. Tricky had a goofy grin plastered on her muzzle, and Espurr had to admit the positivity was contagious.

"They just helped us uncover a very large stash of emeras today," one drilbur mentioned. "And you know how much money emeras are worth…"

Terrified, Watchog nodded his head ferociously.

"We'll just be going now," he said with a quiet, stricken voice, picking up his stuffed bag and traveller's cloak and shuffling off stiffly. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy shared a look of triumphant disbelief, barely able to contain their grins, then quickly followed along before they could push the bar any further. A Watchog down on his luck was not a Watchog to test.

"Yeesh, I h-hated that 'mon…" Espurr heard the drilbur begin to loudly gossip behind them as they left. She was sure they knew Watchog could hear them.

"T-tell me about it. T-talk about p-proud ponyta…"

~\({O})/~

Watchog, silently stewing, let them loose and stormed off the moment they reached the town square that day. Espurr couldn't complain. The three of them were quite scuffed up, and even though they were all likely to get a lecture at the school tomorrow, somehow Espurr just didn't care right now. She was grateful and happy to have made it out of there alive, and from the similarly relieved faces on Tricky and Goomy's faces, it looked like they felt the same.

"I can't believe that worked!" hissed Tricky under her breath once Watchog was gone.

"I hope he doesn't feel too bad," said Espurr.

"Who cares?" shrieked Tricky in a hush, bouncing up and down. "It's Watchog! This is epic."

"I-I think he's g-gonna punish us at the school tomorrow," stuttered Goomy.

"Sooo…"

The three of them, interrupted, looked to the far side of the square, near the Café Connection. Pancham, leaning against a house near the Café, beckoned to them smugly. Shelmet was next to him, and they both had extremely annoying looks on their faces.

"Did you get them?" he asked.

"You didn't tell us the mines had a monster in there!" Tricky yelled at him as they walked up to Pancham, then hurriedly checked to make sure Watchog was out of earshot first. Sure enough, the long, brown pokemon was moping his way home, far off in the sunset distance by now.

"We… uh, we knew about the monster," Pancham said. "I was just testing you. Did you get the gems?" Espurr could already feel her gut churning with annoyance; she could tell exactly where this was going.

"We tried," she began. "But they exploded into dust the moment we took them out of the dungeon." She showed them the dust in the bag for good measure. She was met with the downright mean laughter of Pancham and Shelmet. It just made her fur bristle more.

"You three are such dimwits!" Pancham gasped out between laughs. "We got you so bad!"

"Everymon knows you can't take emeras out of dungeons without processing them first!" Shelmet added, crying tears of laughter. Espurr's eyes narrowed, pink annoyance flickering at the corner of them, and Tricky was staring at them in hurt disbelief. Espurr saw the darkening look upon Tricky's face, the burgeoning cloud of red that was growing around her head. Even Goomy looked annoyed.

Well, if they wanted to dish it out…

"Anyways," Espurr said, closing the strap on the old, tattered bag. "Thank you."

"What?!" Both Shelmet and Pancham ceased their laughter to look at Espurr in shock. Espurr sent them her best attempt at a smile.

"It was fun," she said sweetly to their face. "I'm glad you sent us."

"You had… fun?" Shelmet gasped. "In a mystery dungeon?"

"More fun than picking berries would have been," Espurr replied.

By this point, Tricky had caught on. She blew a raspberry at Shelmet, before quickly nodding along with Espurr. Goomy tried to puff himself up too, though he just looked like a balloon.

"Doesn't surprise me," Pancham said, folding his arms. "I always knew you were a freak. Just like your partners. Now the whole village gets to know, too…" He blew his own raspberry at Tricky.

Tricky gasped. "You wouldn't!" she shot back at him, some steam puffing out of her ears. "You can't prove it!"

"Yeah," Pancham brushed Tricky off nonchalantly. "But who's the village gonna listen to? Me… or the local troublemakers? Untouchable, remember?" he sent Tricky a wink that made her look like she wanted to blast him onto the next continent. She growled at him, some more steam blowing from her ear fluff.

"And now, I must be off, ladies." he bid them goodbye in the most obnoxious tone possible, blowing them a kiss and then sauntering off. Shelmet blew a raspberry at Tricky before scampering after Pancham.

Tricky growled with anger, watching them stroll back to their house on the other side of the square.

"I hate them…" she snarled, her ears flat with rage.

"Maybe they'll leave us alone now," Espurr said.

"Pancham and Shelmet never leave us alone," Tricky muttered. "They're just dumb, rotten bullies."

"I… I-I'm g-gonna go home now," Goomy said, tiredly.

"Bye," said Espurr and Tricky, waving him off. Goomy was gone quickly.

"So, you really had fun?" asked Tricky hopefully. And immediately, Espurr’s spirits fell.

"Not really,” said Espurr. She stared at the ground. “Sorry. I just wasn't giving them the last laugh."

Truthfully, she was feeling bad over how she’d treated Tricky these last few days.

"So… you didn't have any fun?" Tricky asked, dejected, focusing intently on the ground she was pawing. Espurr dug down for an answer, one that would get Tricky off her back forever, and then realised she didn't have one. Except that they'd nearly died several times today and narrowly avoided another week of detention, and that was that.

"We almost died," she told Tricky firmly. "And Vice Principal Watchog nearly kicked us into next week. We barely got out of it. So no more dungeons."

But then there was the hard part. When Espurr thought back to it, defeating the gabite, the huge treasure pile, running through the caverns… some of it had been fun. That was the part she hated. Because at the end of the day, it was more fun than picking berries, and… she didn't know how to feel about that!

"Okay…" said Tricky. "No more dungeons. Got it."

They stood in silence for a bit. The silence lasted long. It was awkward. Espurr could feel the corners of blue negativity beginning to creep into her head from Tricky's direction again, swirling with honey-coloured hope.

"Um, well… I should probably get going," Tricky finally said, ending the quiet. "My Pops is gonna give me the lecture of the century if I don't get home before dark. Also if he finds out what happened today, so don't tell him."

Espurr couldn't imagine a world where she'd willingly tell anymon in charge about what had happened today.

"Well, good night then," she said.

Tricky waved goodbye with her swishy tail, and then ran off in the direction of her house. Espurr gave her a halfhearted wave back, then started towards the pine tree path with the old, tattered bag.

The question hung in her mind as she walked past the trees: Had she had fun? They'd nearly gotten killed. More than once. And they'd broken into a place they shouldn't have gone, and Vice Principal Watchog was sure to have it out for them now. But there was a rush that came from doing all those dangerous things that felt… freeing. Despite the bullying, and the danger, and the way Tricky kept pushing her into everything, it… had been fun.

The conflicting pit in Espurr’s stomach churned all the way back to the School Clinic.

~\({O})/~

Somehow, Watchog never punished them. Espurr was fully expecting to receive a huge lecture and more detention in the Principal's Office the next day, but when Watchog came back to school he was still moody and simply didn't talk to her. He glowered around near the blackboard the rest of the day, as the other students gossiped between classes about what could possibly have made him so upset.

The events of that day hung fresh in all their minds over the next couple of mornings. The three of them managed to go at least two days without talking to each other – at all. Espurr was still meant to be on a no-talking basis with Tricky, and now that they weren't having detention together, Goomy sat in the back of the class and wasn't near them at all. But they did find themselves sitting close together at lunches, and without detention to fill their evenings anymore, that left a large block of time Espurr and Goomy mostly filled with spying on Ampharos as he went about his day.

But it felt like somemon was missing.

On the third day, Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy all decided they had to talk about it. So Espurr bumped into Tricky after school, and decided to ask her out.

“Tricky,” Espurr started, managing to catch her on the walk to school. She looked at Goomy beside her, then took a deep breath. “Would you like to hang out with us after school?”

Tricky looked at her, eyes wide, then gasped and heaved dramatically.

“You wanna hang out?!” she screeched excitedly, prancing in place. “Omg! What do you wanna do? I can do anything!”

“How about just… talk?” Espurr asked. Goomy nodded.

“I-I wanna d-do something calm after last t-time,” he said.

“Sure, we can do that!” Tricky blurted out quickly. Then her ears pricked up. “Ooh! Ooh! I know the perfect place! No-one will find us there I swear!”

That place turned out to be a small, crumbling fort in the woods near the beach, made from solid stone bricks. It was near a large tree on a hill. They'd needed to pass the Crooked House to get here. The small, one-room tower was entwined with an ancient, massive oak, with branches that spread far out above all the other canopies. The second floor of the fort had caved in after years and years of battering by the elements.

"I found it a year ago," said Tricky, deftly hopping around a few pieces of junk and into the crooked stone doorway. Espurr and Goomy peered in, looking down at the cluttered, dirty stone floor unsurely. The fort was slanted, and there was dark water covered with leaves and twigs floating in the corner.

"What?" asked Tricky, looking back. She looked where they were staring, which was at the debris-littered floor, ridden with broken wood, soil, acorns, and dead leaves. "It's fine! Just step around the junk."

That was easier said than done. Espurr helped Goomy around the debris, doing her best to dance around the mess herself.

A rickety ramp led up to the second floor of the fort, which was similar to an empty balcony. Much of the junk on the first floor had come from remnants of the second, which had fallen through a large hole in the roof. What remained of the second floor left a lot of room upstairs for sitting and watching the sun set over the easterly mountains.

"It was a bust," said Tricky, head atop her paws, as they watched the sunset from the fort's canopy. It was the first time any of them had spoken in entire minutes.

"I-I agree."

Goomy deflated onto the stone besides Tricky and Espurr, having found a good spot to relax.

"I-it was a w-waste. And w-w-e d-didn't even find anything about A-ampharos."

Espurr, who still had that old, dusty bag next to her, clutched it closer to her knees.

"We did find one thing," she said.

"W-what?" Goomy looked at her curiously.

"Did you see the scuff marks in the dungeon?" Espurr asked. She looked at Tricky.

"You said dungeons reset their environments every couple days?" she asked.

Tricky nodded. "Yeah… why?"

"If that's true, then those scuff marks had to be made around when we went in," Espurr continued. "But it wasn't us. It was from before. From sometime last night."

Tricky suddenly looked interested. Her ears and tail perked up.

"Wait," she said, huddling closer to them. "You think somemon went in there and disturbed Gabite?"

Espurr nodded. "The same somemon who would have told Pancham exactly where to send three 'mon on a dare…" she waited for effect as she saw Goomy and Tricky's faces light up in realisation.

"And the same 'mon who would have been sighted there earlier that day," said Tricky.

"A-ampharos," said Goomy.

"Exactly," said Espurr. "He must have been there at the dungeon earlier that day. Remember that green fabric on the rock? And he used it to try and get us killed. If that's not proof he's linked to the earlier murder and the Coneheads, I'm not sure what is."

"Earlier murder?" Tricky exclaimed, practically standing up. Some birds flew out of the oak's branches above them.

"Wait wait wait," she said. "How out of the loop am I."

Espurr blanched, followed by Goomy beside her.

"Right," she observed sheepishly. "We never told you."

"Tell me what?" Tricky's tail wagged like a blur. Her eyes were wide.

Espurr and Goomy just looked at each other.

"C'mon…" Tricky whined. "Nothing as cool as a murder ever happens around here! I need this!"

Espurr hesitated. The cat was already out of the bag… how much did she really have to lose by telling one more person?

Tricky turned out to be an intent listener when she wanted to be. Espurr was surprised that the fennekin didn't interrupt once when she was telling the story, like she expected would happen. By the end, Tricky just nodded, adjusting herself in the grass with a serious expression on her face.

"So it's a murder case," she said levelly. "Right."

Espurr nodded. "But now that you know, you're sworn to secrecy. No telling anymon else, got it?"

"Okay!" Tricky nodded vigorously. Then she tilted her head in confusion. "Wait, why aren't we telling anymon else?"

"B-because we d-don't want the w-wrong person finding out," Goomy said helpfully.

"Secret investigation." Tricky nodded sagely, then stood stiffly to attention. "Got it." She flopped down onto the stone anyway. "Still a waste though. We didn't get a single piece of gold!"

Espurr toyed with the flap of the bag. Watchog had angrily searched it on the way back before letting her keep it, but upon finding nothing but old antiques and emera dust in the bag's main pouch, assumed that it must have been a piece of rubbish no-mon else wanted and let her keep it.

“I wouldn’t say that…" Espurr trailed off. Then she undid the bag's clasp and opened a hidden pocket, showing Tricky and Goomy what was inside. The glitter of the bag's contents, reflecting the sunset's orange light, gleamed brightly and cast it into their faces.

"You WHAT?" Tricky screeched, loudly enough that whatever poor birds had come back or were still roosting in the big oak were scared away again, squawking as they went.

"Watchog isn't very observant," stated Espurr plainly.

"T-that's…" started Goomy in awe.

"That's awesome," said a gobsmacked Tricky.

"I'd reckon we can afford a lot now," said Espurr as she closed the bag, sounding quite pleased with herself. And as far as she was concerned, why shouldn't she be?

Goomy, too, looked very content. And though she seemed to restrain herself from jumping up in the air and doing a victory fit, Espurr had never seen a goofier look on Tricky's face. She could barely contain one from spreading on hers too. Even if it was reckless… she couldn't deny it had absolutely turned out for the better.


~\({O})/~

Music of the Week!

Roslin and Adama Reunited - Bear McCreary
 
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Adamhuarts

Mew specialist
Partners
  1. mew-adam
  2. celebi-shiny
  3. roserade-adam
Hey there! I just decided to pick this fic up for review tag and here's my first impressions on the prologue and first chapter of the story.


I knew ahead of time that this story was not aiming to be an adaptation of Super Mystery Dungeon, opting more of loosely borrowing the setting of the game. That's made clear early on in the prologue with the new character and locations that aren't from the games. I think vaguely recall you saying this reboot would be more of a mystery, and there's already mysteries being set up such as with the fact that Mew is dead. That naturally begs the question of what did the pink cat in.


Moving on to chapter 1 I can see that it retains several attributes to the previous version of the fic's. However what immediately stood out is how much more polished this version is. Furthermore, a big difference I noticed is that Espurr isn't an amnesiac protagonist this time around, which really changes a lot of things in a non-trivial way. Aside from that, I have to say that I really enjoyed the prose in this chapter and it's a testament of how far you've come as a writer. This is certainly a fic worth keeping an eye on.
 

Gyeig

Bug Catcher
Pronouns
he/him
Partners
  1. samurott
First time posting a review on this site. No idea if there's any specific etiquette or formatting rules, but here goes.

Review of Chapters 1 through 6

Heya Espy. Do you remember that review exchange we did way back? Quite a lot’s changed since then - I remember getting somewhat far into your fic, but a lot of my memories were really hazy. Apparently you restarted it, so there’s no better time to get back into it than right now.

Anyway, I’m coming at this from the perspective of someone who read the old version a long time ago, and is now jumping back in with the new version. I don’t remember all that much about what I’ve read, just the general gist of it, so there’s going to be some new views in here as well - that’s all I have to say.

First things first, this is a remarkably easy story to get into, which is something I think I felt back in the day as well. Prose is clear and concise, everyone’s thoughts and expressions are pictured out perfectly well, and there’s no point in which I ever got confused in which character was saying what. Still early to say how they’re developed, but the setup is good. Same goes for the story - it’s not throwing you for a loop with crazy concepts or anything, just a prologue to hint at future events, and then it’s onto the protagonist.

That said, I don’t recall there being a prologue in the old version at all, let alone any mention of a prime minister in there. IMO, it’s a good new addition. Gives the reader some idea of what extra stakes and original content they can expect in this adaptation of Super. The same can be said for the short sequence with Hydreigon, which I particularly like - that ties all the games together more, and Espurr’s reaction to it is funny, ‘cause wouldn’t we all be thinking the same in the same situation?

One thing about the original content is that I would’ve liked for it to be focused on a little more, but that’s just personal preference.

Aside from that, there’s a few gripes I do have - for one, Espurr seems to adjust to her new body & life pretty quickly, a lot faster than I expected based on what I read in the first few chapters. It comes off a little unnatural, unfortunately, and I feel like a little more time should’ve been spent to let that cook. Another personal problem I have is Espurr’s thoughts largely being expressed in the third person - I think having her express them in thought bubbles would’ve made it more personal and let them make a larger impression, but again, that’s just my own view on the matter.

And that was it. I came back to this having high expectations based on my first time reading some two years ago, and I’m glad to say that I wasn’t disappointed! Keep up the good work!
 

Gyeig

Bug Catcher
Pronouns
he/him
Partners
  1. samurott

Review of Chapters 7 and 8.​


Back again for two more chapters. Going to keep myself restricted to things I noticed in these two chapters, since just repeating the first review would be a waste of everyone’s time.

Speaking as someone whose last playthrough of PSMD was a while ago, one thing about the original content in here that stands out is how it’s integrated. It’s difficult to tell what’s original and what’s a direct retelling of a scene from PSMD, provided that it’s not super blatant such as the newspaper article at Chapter 8’s start. It helps make the entire fic feel like it’s fully original - in the sense that it’s an original story that happens to retread on a lot of the same locations from the game. It’s interesting for sure.

One head scratcher is how Espurr just… kind of goes along with whatever Tricky’s up to, despite clearly being sick of her by this point. It doesn’t feel unnatural, mind you: She’s keeping an eye on her out of moral obligations essentially, and not because of any kind of closer bond (yet. Though what you’re planning to do with the Hero / Partner dynamic remains to be seen). You have to wonder how far Espurr’s patience goes, and if she won’t just snap back at Tricky or let her deal with her own problems at some point - might be a fun lil’ arc, should it happen.

Other than that… I do find the way both of these chapters open to be kind of questionable. In Chapter 7’s case, first you have a brief intro of Tricky wondering why Espurr and the others don’t like her, then it cuts to class - right into a description of ferries, of all things. Not sure that’s necessary information to know at the moment, and that might just be better to work out into actual dialogue between the characters, as that sounds like something a teacher would talk about and explain to a bunch of kids. Just a weird transition in my eyes.

Then in Chapter 8, after the small news clipping, there’s… introductions for the village kids. I feel like by now, and right after these paragraphs are dropped, all the information in those introductions is pretty well established, and you could leave the introductions off the table, really. Maybe if this fic was incredibly dense with important information would a repetition be necessary, but it really hasn’t been. I mean, this fic being easy to get into is something I still praise, so.

Alright, the rest of what can be mentioned is essentially just nitpicks - one thing you can quickly fix is an editing error in Chapter 8 - ‘practisedpracticed’ appears in the chapter, which admittedly was kinda funny. Reminded me of my own editing mishaps.

And that’s about all of it, really. Overall, I feel like you’re on the same stride in these two chapters as the first six. No major issues yet or anything, and plenty to enjoy. Good work all around, and I’m definitely hoping to get caught up soon - and stay caught up when that happens. Thanks for the chapters, and good luck with the rest of the fic!
 

K_S

Unrepentent Giovanni and Rocket fan
I find it beyond amusing the ship is named cloud nine considering the feline aboard it.

Wonder why its the worst city (besides the windmill snagging if you float too low)?

So the powers that be work and live from a blimp. Interesting. And we got coups galore considering rufus is worried about assasination but also ho-hums it.

Wonder if rufus has foresight or foreshadowing? That chill and berry issues and an uptick of rescue paperwork (and probably rescues) kinda points to upcoming sweeping issues on the horizon.

So rufus is middle age and aging out of his job helped aling by the opposing political part. Joy. Granted the important party poping in might put things into perspective. Hello mew.

Love how rufus first reaction is to scream for help. It tells a lot of how legends are precieved if thats the kneejerk reaction.

Mews "oh they forgot to come in, i mindwiped everyone" in a casual tone would have me looking for an escape route.

Love how the whole government facility jist... Wemt for drinks... Spin's must be hoping right now. Do.you think a Transformed Subsitutes among the masses keeping the party going and covering tabs or mews being a skinflint and making his victims pay for thier own day off?

Rufus trying to ground this in manners and common courtesy is kinda skipping over thee fact mews a legend and thus unbound by social contracts. So this Mew is a dead legend, so this is ghost mew then? And it looks like whoever the lucky human transported here is going to be busy.

I guess its good that rufus is able to drop everything to help but its a shame itll leave his career in shambles. depending on our heros background. That may or may not be understood or apreciated.
 

Sinderella

Angy Tumbleweed
Staff
Location
In Guzma's Closet
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. sylveon-shiny
  2. gothitelle
  3. froslass
  4. chandelure
  5. mimikyu
Gonna bump out a quick review of the prologue before I hop back in for the rest. Omg, how did I not know you were rewriting DPCDOES??? I'm actually so excited for this, and you????? Honestly this was one of my favorite PMD stories so I'm super happy to see a redo of it with ✨ new and improved 2023 Espy writing skills ✨

Trying to think back to the original, but I don't remember the prologue being like this. However, the level of INTRIGUE this one has has me like hella :eyes: Like.....Mew is dead???? Hooray??? /j But also, why?? What happened???? And this Rufus guy is new too, and judging by how that conversation with Mew's astral projection went, and how that bit of the chapter ended, I'm getting the feelings that he's......likely not gonna offer my girl Espurr any actual help is he?? In fact I'm almost CERTAIN he's going to give her a very bad time, and oh fucking no!! But I also don't think he's the real big bad here, also judging by what Mew said, so.....like I said, fucking INTRIGUE.

I read the author's note and see you're basing this off the most recent PMD game, okay!! This is where I throw in my obligatory "never finished a PMD game" but the OG was very easy for me to read and keep up with so I don't expect anything different here. I did particularly enjoy how you implemented the opening of the game (or what I think is the opening of the game) in Espurr's apparent summoning. Really got me in the mood to keep going. I didn't get far enough in the OG to find out more about Espurr's past, which I guess is a good thing now, because I get to totally follow along in this rewrite and maybe actually?? Learn some more??? EXCITE???

No major crit here, tbh. I liked Mew's characterization despite my general angst over Mew itself, and again, Rufus is giving me "I'm eventually going to ruin your whole career" energy.

Anyway, quick and dirty ramble over here. Expect a review bomb in the coming hours as I eat this up like a good dinner :>
 

Ambyssin

Gotta go back. Back to the past.
Location
Residency hell
Pronouns
he/him
Partners
  1. silvally-dragon
  2. necrozma-ultra
  3. milotic
  4. zoroark-soda
  5. dreepy
  6. mewtwo-ambyssin
As promised. This is, of course, a blitz review so it will be my more scatterbrained bullet points. So, let me know if you have any questions.

Prologue
-Now when you name a character Rufus I must immediately go into :absus: mode as someone who's played FF7 and its Remake. Though given the original author's note my guess is this is more a tip of the hat to Rufus Scrimgour(?) from Harry Potter. Which, if this grovyle's anything like him, spells bad news for this character's longevity. So, in before he's turned to stone by whoever.
-You should split "Rufus' blood went colder" from the dialogue that comes before it. Because as is it kind of gives the impression Rufus is saying that, not Mew. The "everymon in this wing" dialogue line also ended up in the same paragraph as Rufus' dialogue.
-Not sure why we're choosing to capitalize human unless they're so revered they get proper noun status in universe. Also I see this mew follows the usual trend of mew being trolls. :mewlulz:
-Mew "dying" to be reborn as, uh, the partner, presumably. Tricky, if this is a rewrite? Or Tricky's already alive but Mew's reuniting with her. Left, like, a fragment behind or whatever to take care of certain things.
-Still keeping the magic disembodied voice, I see. No actual quiz (I'm thankful enough for that).
-As a prologue, it certainly establishes a very... different and grander hierarchy than the canon material has. I mean, there's a Prime Minister, for pity's sake. And a flying airship. Which, again, brings FF and other traditional RPGs to mind, even if that might not have been your intention. There's definitely magitek since the connection orbs exist, though will you go so far as to make them PokéFacebook like in Super?
-Also as a huge VGM nerd I feel compelled to point it's Arata Iiyoshi, not Liyoshi.

1
-I want the full mathematician breakdown of Espurr's normality percentage. I'm not buying it.
-The waking up part is written well enough. It's more of a me thing in that I've read so many of these (and sorta kinda parodied one) that they kind of blur together. I appreciate the use of other senses, mainly the dry throat.
-So, the beheeyem show up. They do attack, buuuuut at least at the moment it doesn't look like Espurr's actually lost her memories? Or if she did, the narration hasn't truly acknowledged it yet because of the immediate danger. There are flashes of this unfamiliarity in her running from them, at least.
-I guess cats don't always land on their feet. :sadbees:
-I think I vaguely recall this major change from the original: instead of Nuzleaf, we have Audino. At this point it's hard to say if she's just a good nurse or will fill Nuzleaf's role with backstabbing down the road. Her perspective at least makes her sound good and given Espurr seems to be able to sense the darkness in the beheeyem, I feel like she'll be able to tell if people are afflicted with that. Unless some folks can hide it...

2
-At first I thought this was Tricky but, no, this is probably Espurr. Who certainly sounds like the quiet awkward loner who tended to keep to herself at school. And not one of those "aloof but gets good grades" types, either. Or she's just not a math person.
-Okay, so some amnesia but not total amnesia if she could remember that journal entry? Interesting decision. I'm always down for humans keeping memories. (I might be biased.) And she's from, presumably, the real world? And knows nothing about pokémon. That I am... less enthused about. Not from a plot standpoint. It could be interesting. It's just... always a double-edged sword. Because not knowing means that as long as Espurr is the POV character you're stuck trying to describe the pokémon to the audience rather than giving the species name and pointing out any visual differences if they exist. Sometimes it works. Audino's description is okay. But I've seen (and probably written) many that bog up the pacing. I trust you know what you're doing, though I will caution you for some of the more exotic 'mons. If Espurr remembers animals, you can lean on that for, well, the animal 'mons.
-Oh, right, Audino's the school nurse. There is a non-zero chance I forgot most of the Serene Village NPCs because Super's Serene Village stuff is bleeeeeh.
-Gremlin fox alert! It might be not be quiiiite orchestral enough for your Harry Potter high fantasy, but we must give her some Spike Chunsoft-approved gremlin music!
-Mum. British Espurr confirmed.
-So Tricky's not from Serene Village originally, huh. Wonder if we'll actually meet her real parents in this version.
-Espurr should just do the sensible thing and yell STRANGER DANGER.
-Maybe it's just me but "another one of your shenanigans" reads awkwardly. I'd go for something more like "Is this another one of your schemes?"
-Watchog would get along nicely with GL's Drampa. :V
-Tricky absolutely got one-shot by a kecleon after trying to steal from one.
-This is definitely just a me thing, but seeing Tricky's drawn out words with dashes in them makes me thing she's saying the syllable repeatedly instead of drawing out the word. "So-oh-oh-oh-oh" instead of "sooooooooooo." XP
-Tricky remains as much of a gremlin as I remember.

3
-This title is one syllable off just being a Harry Potter destination.
-Espurr I cannot fathom how you didn't realize Tricky was lying to you. Half the stuff she's said to other people since you met her has been lies.
-Oh god no they use everypony style speak. :unquag:
-Uhhhh, so I think there's a slip-up with Espurr seeing Pancham for the first time. Her narration instantly IDs him as a pancham instead of, say, a tiny panda. Which seems inconsistent from earlier. And if it's not, you're missing the part where Espurr's startled that she's able to recognize the species when she couldn't recognize species before.
-Espurr's persuasion check not high enough to convince them they need an adult. :sadbees:
-I know I used to do it myself back in the day but I've soured on labeling dungeon names and areas like the fics are emulating the games. Most of the time I see these location headers used in political thrillers. Which I suppose to some extent the background stuff of this fic qualifies...
-The Dungeon Wraith is totally a euphemism for, like, Dark Matter or something. Change my mind.
-I'm glad that, outside of Tricky's word vomit, there's no tutorializing like most fics do with their first dungeon (my first included). It's done and over with quite quickly.
-Simipour doing his best Phoenix Wright impression with Prosecutor Watchog here.
-I like how Espurr's getting detention as if she's already a student there. She hasn't even been enrolled!
-"Pancham and Shelmet's family has been..." As in, they're siblings in this universe? Or was this a grammar error? Cuz if the former I'm very curious to know how that works since the two species do not share an egg group.
-Can't wait for Espurr to see their books and realize she can't read. :V

4
-Oh the Not!Tories are running a coalition government? I'm unsure if opposition is further to the right or there's a Not!Labour that will be less obstructive bureaucrats toward our heroes.
-A hick town like Serenity gets to host the Not!Triwizard Tournament. Fascinating. Though I suppose this newspaper heading is either shortly or around the time of the prologue.
-So, the seat of the government is the airship? Because that's terrifying if true. One decent flying-type assassin could dismantle the whole system.
-Hi Hydreigon. You seem... less of a nervous wreck than usual.
-Espurr is hope, huh? Puhuhuhu...
-In before humans disappearing was related to Dark Matter's first attack somehow.
-Ah, here's our first hint of the sun gradually getting closer/global warming stand-in because Dark Matter. Poor Goomy :sadwott:
-I guess Espurr CAN read the language here. Huh. That's useful, I suppose.
-I think you take a feeeew too many paragraphs to state that Abernathy's a raichu. I was imagining him as a formless blob until then. Fs out for him, though.

I don't remember quite enough about the original and how much you've trimmed out/rewritten in these introductory parts. It's good overall. There's enough drip feeds about the A plot happening already to get folks invested.
 

Gyeig

Bug Catcher
Pronouns
he/him
Partners
  1. samurott

Review of Chapters 9 and 10.​


Alright, last review for now, since there’s no more chapters after 10.

First things first… I recall you mentioning that the changes to canon PSMD were coming up soon, and there’s definitely quite a few in these two chapters. They’re subtle, but definitely noticeable if you know what you’re looking for. The biggest one is Gabite not being vocal at all, and turning into dust like any Dungeon mon. Depending on the angle you view it in, that’s either an innocuous change or a really dark one. Either he’s completely fake here, or dungeon mons are actually trapped Pokemon that have lost all sense of who they are. Given the tie-in to that murder case, there’s something I’m still missing. Can have some utterly wild consequences too, the more I think about it.

Other than that, the Drilbur getting all upset at Watchog, and some other things really show this fic expressing its own identity. Not that it didn’t have one before, but it’s like a flower blooming. Starts off slow, but it gets more colourful with time. Like I said in a previous review, I like this sort of thing when it happens.

There’s some growth here with Tricky as well - the way Espurr handles the bullies clearly had an impact on her, and she’s clearly looking up to her by the end. It’s small, but nice.

Don’t have much else to say about these chapters. Again, you’re doing a solid job all around, and I’m looking forward to the next chapters being posted - whenever that’ll happen. Cheers!
 
1-11: Chapter Eleven - Tricky Vomits Off the Side of A Boat

SparklingEspeon

Back on Her Bullshit
Staff
Location
a Terrace of Indeterminate Location in Snowbelle
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. espurr
  2. fennekin
  3. zoroark
The Dazzling Dewgong – South Ophria's Best Paper

New Emera Mine, Deceased Outlaw and Treasure, discovered in Central Firland

A new emera deposit has been discovered in the middle of Firland, South Ophria, the owning Kecleon Company recently reported. The estimated production capacity of the dungeon within could power fifty mid-sized towns for years.

"We're excited to add yet another fully producing emera mine to our collection," stated a higherup at the company, "and we'll be investing more resources into dungeons in the area in the immediate future."

The mining operation has unburied old concerns about extensive mining operations in Firland, which has long been regarded by the public as a haven of natural beauty. But those same sentiments have not been represented in the province – only certain areas of the marshlands are considered protected land.

The mine is also claimed to have been the final resting place of the infamous Longclaw Gabite the Outlaw, who robbed countless guilds, banks and households in his lifetime and whose treasure was never found. Longclaw's bones will be carried off for a proper burial, while the treasure has been claimed as a bounty reward by the Kecleon Company. Hopes remain that with Longclaw's bones removed from the dungeon, the rumoured apparition will also dissipate.


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CHAPTER ELEVEN: TRICKY VOMITS OFF THE SIDE OF A BOAT

. . .. . . Time seemed to pass with the wind. School was breezy, the days were nice, and before Espurr knew it, months had gone by. Soon it wasn't February or March, but the end of April.

Not long after the mines, the three of them decided to spend just a bit of their hard-earned treasure on some of the expensive-looking sweets that were carted into town with the rest of Kecleon’s wares. Just one of the gold coins in Espurr's bag was probably worth everything in Kecleon's tent put together, given how he'd acted when they showed it to him. When he saw it, his eyes widened like a surprised wombat, and he looked both ways, then pulled them in towards the shade of his tent:

"Did you get that from the mines?" he hissed urgently.

"Woouuld it be a problem if we did?" asked Tricky innocently, with her best baby doll eyes.

Kecleon's attitude seemed to change on a dime. All of the sudden he was all smiles again, though he did usher them quickly out of the daylight and into his tent.

"Oh no, not a problem at all!" he tittered, letting the emerald curtains dip behind them. "We just want to be careful. Wouldn't want to attract too much attention. There might be… thieves around. Anyway, looking to buy? What can I interest you in?"

"We want some sweets," said Espurr. "How much can we get?"

"Hmm…" Kecleon frowned, slipping a pair of ornate spectacles on his face, and inspected the coin in his claws with the precision of a jeweller. He flipped it into the air and caught it tightly in his scaly palm.

"It'll buy you a tray."

"Wait, b-but isn't it w-worth m-more than that?" stammered Goomy.

"Yeah!" said Tricky, her eyes narrowing. "You're trying to swindle us!"

"Consider it repayment for all those stolen apples," Kecleon muttered threateningly, fixing his steely gaze on Tricky.

Tricky shrank down and laughed nervously.

"Maaaybe I did that," she admitted.

The coin, lightning fast, disappeared into a pocket on the lizard's apron that he zipped up tightly. It jangled with spare change, much like every other pocket on the garment.

"Here you go!" he flashed them a shopkeeper's smile as he pulled a large tray of sweets out from behind the glass and handed it to them. It was laced with everything from plum gummies to orange macaroons, and almost too big to carry! Tricky's eyes were practically exploding.

"And worry not about the coin; it'll be our little secret."

News spread quickly about their adventure in the mines. For the first few days, word didn't seem to get around, which was surprising – Espurr would have figured Pancham would want to brag all about pulling the wool over their eyes at the first opportunity he'd gotten. But clearly somemon had bragged, and Espurr wasn't sure if it was Pancham or Tricky – somehow, they'd become famous. The first wind she'd caught of it had been when one of the other students approached her:

"What was it like down there?" the buneary asked.

"Huh?" asked Espurr, who had a pair of quite heavy books in her paws she was moving for Farfetch'd.

"In the mines," said the buneary. "What was it like?"

With some straining to reach the top of the desk – Espurr could barely see over the top of it – she managed to get the books on top of the desk, and then neatly turned around to face the buneary.

"How do you know about that?" Espurr asked.

"Oh, it's the talk of the town," said the buneary. "You're practically famous."

Nuzleaf was still practising with Espurr every other day now, in the mornings before school started.

"Alright," said Nuzleaf, walking around Espurr as she practised the pose Nuzleaf had outlined for her. "keep tha' posture, back straight, tail out…" Espurr adjusted herself as he pointed things out, keeping her paws together and held out right in front of her. Her target: a discarded container laying on the desk before her.

"Alright," said Nuzleaf. "Now ya just have ta direct it. Imagine all tha' power flowing inta your paws, and then slammin' into that can!"

Espurr shut her eyes, and imagined power flowing out from her, funnelling into her paws, then, arching out—

Something arched out. What it was, Espurr didn't see. What she did see, when she opened her eyes, was that it wasn't nearly enough to topple the can - it had only moved a little. Honestly, the wind could have blown it further…

She sighed and slumped back down into the seat behind her. Everymon else in the school knew this by now! And it wasn't like they were more experienced—half the school couldn't have done anything like this a week ago. But there they were, shooting off sparks and making plants bloom and blowing fire and ice, and Espurr was still trying to figure out how to make her power work in the first place. How was she ever going to catch up?

"There there," said Nuzleaf, sitting next to her on the school bench. He patted her back. "You're gettin' better."

"I barely made anything appear," protested Espurr in a defeated voice. "How can I be getting better?"

"Well, could you have done tha' a week ago?" Nuzleaf asked.

Espurr shrugged.

"Maybe?"

"Maybe isn't a yes," said Nuzleaf. He winked, then began to rise from the seat.

"Wait," said Espurr. Something had been gnawing away at the back of her mind, and she figured it was best to just say it. "What if it's just my arm?"

"What do you mean?" Nuzleaf sat back down on the bench, folding his own.

"What if the only reason I'm getting better is because my arm healed?" asked Espurr. "We've been doing it for a week since, and it's only improved once, so…"

"Ahh, nonsense," said Nuzleaf, waving it off. "That ain't how it works."

He pointed to her arms. "It's not about what's in there—" then he tapped his head. "It's about what's in here. And how you use it."

He leaned forward a bit, facing her completely. "But hey. I used to be just like you. Third year at the school; everymon else was doing great, but there I was, unable to create a single spark. Worried my guardians so much, they thought I was going to grow up and never use a single move! But do you know how I changed that?"

Espurr shook her head. "How?"

Nuzleaf took a deep breath. "I realised where the real power comes from. It's not about muscles, or wands, or brute force, or any of those doodads. It's about what's in your head, and how you use it.

"Now see, I wasn' your brightest or most popular studen' an' all. I was somethin' of a shut-in, actually. Got bullied a lot for it. But then I realised: it was that very spite, that very anger, that allowed me to plough through and break down the barriers that were holdin' me back. And when I focused on that, everythin' became clear. I had a goal. I was gonna show up everymon, and prove to them all just how powerful I was.”

He sat down and edged a bit closer to her on the bench.

"Now, I think you've got a lotta power in that head'a yours. Ya just need to learn to channel it. Think… close your eyes. What makes you tha most angry?"

Espurr shut her eyes, and thought hard. Immediately an image came to her: Pancham's smug face.

"Got somethin’?" said Nuzleaf.

Espurr nodded.

"Great. Now… focus on that. And try again."

Espurr concentrated again, imagining power flowing into her paws, focusing hard on Pancham, on the bright burning annoyance she felt with somemon who'd led others into a dangerous dungeon on purpose, twice…

Her paws heated up, and a strong blast of power suddenly left them. She heard the crunching of tin, and when she opened her eyes the metal container was crumpled in on itself.

The sound of clapping came from beside her.

"Now ya've got it!" said Nuzleaf. "Keep practisin' with that. I think we're gettin' somewhere."

~\({O})/~

"We're going to Crossings! We're going to Crossings!"

Tricky jumped up and down and hopped all around excitedly like a kit who had just had the run of the sugared berry stall. Her pops, a large, blue, turtle-like creature who went by 'Carracosta', had forced her to brush her fur and wear a snow-white bow atop her head. It did absolutely nothing to make her look any less untamed. The fennekin was doing orbits around the class group in excitement.

Deerling, who didn't look super impressed, just yawned.

"In an hour or so," she said, tapering off the yawn. "Maybe don't combust before then."

Goomy, who normally would have hung with them, seemed shackled to Deerling and her two friends Ponyta and Blitzle for the time being. Though he didn't seem especially happy about it, he didn't make much of an attempt to come back to their side of the class. Espurr wondered about that.

Pancham and Shelmet were off bothering Deerling, which Espurr considered a plus because it meant they weren't bothering her or Tricky. She instead took a moment to reach under her desk and pull out a folded piece of paper where no-mon else could see it. She unfolded it in her paws and stared hard at the drawing: Three crooked figures with bulbous lights on the ends of their arms, sleek, cloaklike bodies, obscured faces, and long, pointy cones which extended towards the sky entire feet above their heads. She'd been keeping an eye out for them over the last few months, but there had been no sign for a while. Where were they… and what were they doing?

The sudden sound of somemon clearing their throat caught Espurr's attention, and the rest of the class too – everymon had taken their seats. Farfetch'd and Simipour took positions at the head of the classroom, but didn't say anything. Following them were Watchog and Audino.

Espurr was disappointed to learn Watchog seemed to be the one who was going to speak, as he took the centre position right at the helm of the desk and cleared his throat in an obnoxious way.

"Alright, listen up, troublemakers!" he barked. "Some of you may know that the ferry service that goes between the different islands now has a route heading through us. This means we're going to be using the boat to take our annual spring field trip to the province capital. But I expect all of you to behave perfectly. Remember, one step out of line, and we can send you straight back home. I hope that's not lost on our rowdier members…"

A glance over towards Espurr and Tricky's desk clued Espurr in on exactly what that meant.

"What Watchog means," Audino started—

"Vice principal."

"What the vice principal means," Audino began again, "is that we expect you all to be on your best behaviour for the duration of the visit. I trust you all know not to act out too much."

"Yes, Nurse Audino," said the rest of the class, with a politeness that had not been reserved for Watchog. The Vice Principal just folded his arms and grunted. Espurr caught a clear whiff of quiet smugness of Audino as he stepped down from the pedestal: See? They respect me.

"I'll still be watching you all," he grumbled to save face as he returned to his sentry spot.

Farfetch'd moved forward, pulling a curly piece of paper from his bag. "As you'll probably guess, class for today is cancelled, so we'll just take attendance…"

~\({O})/~

The docks were in the other direction of town, fifteen minutes' hike along the shore. The beach path led past tropical trees Espurr hadn't seen before, and ended on a magnificent sandy beach surrounded by rich, green-blue sea. And at the end of it stood the boat.

She hadn't expected it to be so large. It must have reached at least up to two storeys, and it was sleek and modern-looking. Espurr would have thought in a world like this, they’d still be using sails.

A boarding plank slid out of the pure white hull, crashing down on the sand in front of them. It kicked up a fair amount into the students' faces. Espurr was able to dust it off quite neatly, and Tricky just spit it out. It seemed like poor Goomy had accidentally eaten some, though.

"Alright!" barked an impatient Watchog, walking past them with a bag on his back he could barely carry. Did he really need all that stuff? "Everymon on board! Get on with it!"

Espurr shouldered her own bag and began to march up the plank after Deerling and some of the older kids. Goomy fell in stride (slime… ? Espurr wasn't sure) with them up the plank.

"It's hot out…" Goomy panted, shaking some sand off his left antenna. He looked dehydrated.

The ferry set out soon after they'd boarded. A handful of other townsmon had come too – nearly everymon Espurr recognised out and about in the town square most days. Even Kecleon had come. He seemed to be on holiday, and had taken all sorts of strange gear with him that Espurr assumed was vacation material for a lizard.

Like most of the class, Espurr was out on the top deck, enjoying the wind on her face as the ship bobbed up and down on its voyage. Some of the other students were seasick. Espurr was glad she wasn’t one of them.

"Boats…" Tricky moaned pitifully, flopped over the railing like a ragdoll. Espurr patted her back in concern. "I'm gonna puke…"

Espurr quickly edged several feet away before it happened. She did not want to see what the projectile vomit of a fire-breathing creature looked like.

Of course, there was one passenger she wasn't quite happy to see. Ampharos was loitering around on the far side, probably because he knew that if he got too close to all of the villagers somemon would have taken issue.

All of the sudden, fire-type vomit seemed a little less unappealing than it had a second ago.

It wasn't long before the boat was close to making its landing point, and a voice came out over the loudspeakers: "Please be aware the ferry will be docking at its next landing point in five minutes. Gather your belongings and be ready to disembark."

The announcement played on repeat every thirty seconds. Luckily, Espurr had kept her bag with her at all times, so she didn't have much to grab. Tricky just adjusted the snow-white bowtie she was wearing – clearly it made her uncomfortable, as she was scratching the area around it constantly – and Goomy was keeping a tight hold on the tin of crackers Deerling had given him for lunch.

The ferry came to a landing, and Espurr stepped off the wooden plank. The air here felt like walking into an airborne bath. The distant flatlands around her were covered in greenery like she hadn't seen before, and nestled in between the emerald grass and trees, between several smaller islands and bridges, was a sleek white town.

"Welcome to Crossings," said Farfetch'd, stamping his leek into the grass like it was a cane. All the other students were barely able to restrain themselves from running off into the large, sprawling, city ahead of them. Espurr walked with Goomy and Tricky, but made sure that Ampharos was a good distance away before she took her eyes off of him.

Crossings itself was a charming piece of landscaping – though Espurr had been here before, the largeness of it still carried her away. It seemed so much livelier than Serenity Village, with pokemon scurrying past to and fro in mostly straight lines down the pure white cobbled roads. And the shops! There were shops everywhere, and they were selling all manner of strange things.

The group toured the city for a small while, exploring some of the stores and old buildings before they reached the inn. Tricky stopped Espurr and Goomy outside a shop that read "Dungeoneering Equipment For Exquisite Explorers", practically pulling them inside. The shop was musty, and the shopkeeper looked like he'd been alive longer than the shop. Inside were a host of things Espurr couldn't make heads or tails of, like a dusty old orb that apparently told you where the nearest life forms were for the entire floor, or a magnifying glass that helped one spot where dungeons popped up in the first place. Tricky was particularly excited over a Neverending Knapsack.

"Look—look!" she was practically bobbing up and down at the thing on display.

"What's a Neverending Knapsack?" Espurr asked, looking at the sleek, white bag on the pedestal.

"You can put anything you want in it," Tricky explained in excitement, "And it'll never run out of space! It's state of the art. All the registered explorers get them issued now. I never thought I'd get to see one!"

"It'll cost ya," said the ancient grovyle. Espurr practically jumped. She’d thought that was a statue!

"How much?" asked Tricky.

"Wouldn't suppose you three happen to have any gold pieces layin' about?" said the shopkeeper. "We only have one and it's for display. You'd have to have a literal treasure to afford it."

"Why keep something that's only for display?" asked Espurr. Carefully, she shut Tricky up before Tricky could eagerly divulge that they did in fact have some gold in their bag.

"So people will come in and buy other stuff," grumbled the grovyle. "And because we'll be getting another shipment of them in a few months. It takes a while for things to get down here from up North, don't you know."

Tricky perked up more when they entered an ice cream parlour. Some of the pocket change Audino had given them bought them all a nice sundae – in flavours Espurr could never have fathomed existed, like "tamato twist" and "lum express". Espurr's was neon green and tasted like a strange mix between watermelon and orange. They ate it on shiny white tables outside because heat and ice cream went together well. Though Espurr didn't exactly like the soupy air and the way it felt against her fur, Goomy seemed to be enjoying it very much. Tricky had already finished her sundae and was staring at the bowl like it ought to refill itself immediately.

"Hey, mind if I take this seat?"

Espurr looked over at the one empty chair left at their table, where somemon stout and pinkish was looking up at them. It was a child from another school attending the field trip. They didn't seem much older than the three of them were, and the main distinctive trait about them – aside from their size and the long, pigtail-like adornments coursing down their back, was the large hammer they carried. Espurr recognised them from the bookstore immediately – Tinkaton!

The pink 'mon looked at all the other tables, and then back at them. "Everywhere else's full."

They weren't wrong. The place seemed to be popular. Espurr nodded after getting approval from Tricky and Goomy. In response, Tinkaton happily plunked their large hammer on the chair, hopped up and balanced themselves on the handle, and then plopped themselves on top of it. Now they were level with the table.

"Sorry about that," said the creature, pulling a sundae of their own out of nowhere. "We met, right?"

Espurr nodded. "At the book nook."

"Right," said Tinkaton. Then they saw over the rim of Espurr's drawing. Their eyes widened.

"Hey, let me see that," Tinkaton said, and before Espurr could say a thing they'd reached over and snatched the paper out of her paws.

"You guys seen these?" they said, looking up curiously.

"Maaaaybe?" Tricky trailed off.

"Do you know what they are?" asked Espurr.

Tinkaton looked up. "They're Constructs," they said dramatically.

"C-constructs?" stammered Goomy.

"Yup," said Tinkaton. "Real nasty types too."

They flipped the paper back towards Espurr. Espurr took it back. "'Mon raised from the dead. Looks like beheeyem. You've seen 'em too?"

"You've seen them?" asked all three of them at once.

"Of course," said Tinkaton. "The city's on the watch for three beheeyem. They've been skulking around and acting shady. But from the way you've drawn 'em… now I wonder…"

Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy all looked at each other.

"What do you know about Constructs?" Espurr asked.

"I only know about 'em because my uncle was gettin' into that stuff years ago, back when he was having his slump," Tinkaton said. "We eventually knocked some sense into him, but he doesn't really talk about it much. All I know is he was practising it with some other guy. That guy got 'im into it."

"Who was the other guy?" asked Espurr.

"Beats me," said Tinkaton. "We never saw 'im. He disappeared when I was a hatchling. All we know is the 'mon had a green cape."

Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy all looked at each other.

"Is there any chance we could talk to your uncle?" asked Espurr, folding the paper and stuffing it into her bag.

"Nah," said Tinkaton, shaking their head. "He's been senile for years. Never talked about it anyway. But..."

They leaned in over the table.

"Here's what I do know. If you guys are doing any investigating, you should look for thunderstorms or mysterious blackouts recently. It takes a lot of power to conjure a Construct. Electric 'mon can produce that power, or an ordinary 'mon could steal it from a town. But without power, or a way to channel it, I don't know where you'd get all that power from. Especially for somethin' this mean."

~\({O})/~

"What more proof could we need?" asked Espurr. She, Tricky, and Goomy were sitting around a small, round table in the corner of the inn's café area. Dinner had long ago been finished, and now there were half-eaten sticky buns on everymon's plates. Espurr had the page with the conehead sketch in the middle of the table, where all three of them could see it.

"An electric 'mon just happens to arrive in town at the same time somemon here is murdered, and then these Constructs show up, and the moment Ampharos breaks from the group, they're skulking around Crossings again?" Espurr took a pointed sip of her drink. "It basically solves itself."

"B-but how do we prove it?" Goomy stammered.

"I guess we'd need to catch him doing it…" Tricky said, her ears lowering in perplexment.

Espurr could only fold her arms. That had her stumped.

He was clearly somehow guilty; they all knew that. But in all their time watching him, they somehow hadn't managed to catch a single thing that proved it.

"You guys look bleak."

The atmosphere was so thick the three of them nearly jumped. Pancham, looking smug as ever, sauntered over and took a place uninvited on one of the empty seats at their table.

"We're just… tired," answered Espurr, trying to sound as casual as possible. It wasn't false. She could already feel sleep dragging her eyelids down.

Tricky let out a wide, exaggerated yawn.

"Me too…" she said, pausing to scarf down the little pieces of dessert that remained on her plate. "I think I'm gonna go sleep…"

"M-me too," said Goomy.

The table was cleared faster than it took a skwovet to wolf down a nut buffet, leaving only Pancham sitting at an empty table. Espurr didn't look back to see what his reaction was, but she assumed he was perplexed.

~\({O})/~

"Now just so you're aware," said Audino to Espurr as they walked down the narrow hall of the inn's second floor. Everymon else had already tucked in for the night, but Espurr had been out late digging for any information she could find on Constructs. So far, the town library didn't seem to have anything… though they weren't keen on letting children into the sections with older books.

She looked up at Audino, the sudden words breaking her out of her train of thought.

"Tomorrow night, you're going to go see somem—"

"My guardian?" asked Espurr.

Audino seemed a bit startled, as if she wasn't expecting Espurr to know.

"Y-yes," she said, collecting herself quickly. "Not sure how you knew that."

"Why not one from the village?" Espurr asked.

Audino certainly seemed less prepared to answer that than she was the last two. Espurr caught what seemed like a slight pang of… sadness? But it passed as quickly as it had come.

"It just didn't work out in the village," she said. "But think on the bright side! You'll live in a big city! Here you'll be able to take the ferry back whenever you want."

They reached the room Espurr and the other kids were staying in, and Audino knelt over to dust some dirt off Espurr's fur. "And I know your new guardian is going to be very sweet."

She gave Espurr a quick hug. Espurr hadn't been hugged in many years and wasn't sure how to react, so she let herself be squeezed like a disturbed fish and stood there trying to process it after Audino had let go. It felt warm and fuzzy.

"Now, good night," said Audino, standing up and walking away.

It took until Espurr was about to flop down on one of the straw beds to realise that she'd been wearing the bag all day and hadn't noticed. She deposited it in a heap near the door then flopped down on the straw next to Tricky, who was softly snoring.

Left with her mind simmering, all she could do was stare up at the ceiling.

Dear diary,

I don't know if I want to go anymore.

~\({O})/~

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Glass Onion Theme Revisited - Nathan Johnson
 
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Sinderella

Angy Tumbleweed
Staff
Location
In Guzma's Closet
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. sylveon-shiny
  2. gothitelle
  3. froslass
  4. chandelure
  5. mimikyu
Okay, I know you said that chapters 1 and 2 were basically the same, but I re-read them anyway. Chapter 1 definitely felt at least moderately different for me, but yeah I did see mostly familiar stuff in 2.

That said, I just want to commend you on the sheer improvement here. I don't know what it is exactly, but your writing just feels so much more tighter in this version. It's snappier, in a way. And oh my gods, your descriptive prose is fantastic, bestie. I know content-wise a lot didn't change, but I do feel like there was a major change in your writing. Like, you very clearly got better over the past four years and you should be really proud. The beginning of the new chapter 1 was SO GOOD. The way you described it all had me like "YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS ESPY."

Actually getting into the story, I definitely see the changes here, namely in our initial intro to Espurr. We actually get some exposition into her past, which was ABSURDLY good. That whole beginning sequence felt like the opening to a Dr. Seuss movie somehow (idk how else to convey that feeling I hope that made sense LMFAO). Judging by this, it seems like Espurr is going into this world with some memories of her old life. I recall in the old version she was a blank slate, so it's kind of cool to see her in a state of remembrance. I liked that she seemed to have a flashback to her old life before waking up in Audino's clinic, and am wondering if that's going to be a thing in all the new chapters? Like Espurr slowly recalling new (or old, I guess) things?

However even with that established sense of "I remember some things," it still felt like some parts of this were written mostly around the idea that Espurr couldn't remember anything. Like, as Audino is asking her where she's from, and she says she can't remember anything but is still aware enough to know she needs to get home for her holiday, it felt like there was a bit of a disconnect between the dialogue and the narrative. Part of me wondered if she was just trying to lie out of it just because she didn't want to explain herself just yet, which would be totally fine. If that was the case, I would have liked to have seen it made just a little more clear. But then even after starting to assume that, there would be little bits of exposition around the idea that she was forgetting things, like her name, or where her home was.

I guess this might just be a case of "remembers all the little things but forgets all the important things," which is cool. In that case, I would just like to see it made a little more clear that Espurr has very obviously forgotten some very important bits of info but seems to remember all these little stories from her time in school (holy fuck she's a middle schooler and her parents are leaving her home alone for a holiday????? Awful parents). Maybe have her like, try to concentrate on those thoughts to try and remember where she lives, or something like that.

Also, this was a smaller nitpick, but I wasn't quite sure what Espurr's stance/understanding of Pokemon was. When she appears in the espurr body, she doesn't realize she's an espurr, she just thinks she's a cat. She doesn't refer to Audino as Audino, she's just "the pink creature." Every time she sees a new Pokemon, she describes it in animalistic features and not its actual species name, which leads me to believe Espurr comes from a world where Pokemon don't exist. However, the exposition around her being in this world makes it seem like this isn't strange for her. Like, as Audino was talking about "Serenity Village" I was waiting for Espurr to be like "what the heck is a Serenity Village? I live in a city!" or some equivalent freakout.

She also seemed really accepting of all these strange creatures she was surrounded by; like, despite her freaking out over the fact that she was a cat now, meeting all these other talking animals wasn't throwing her off too much, which also leads me to believe she's familiar with Pokemon. There's just two ends of a spectrum happening here and I just had a hard time pinpointing where Espurr lies on it. If she is aware of what Pokemon are, she'd likely just call them by their species name just upon seeing them instead of describing them like a person who didn't know Pokemon names would. But, if she DOESN'T know what Pokemon are, I want to see her be wwwwwaaaaayyyyyyyyy more concerned about all these alien looking animals she's surrounded by. What the fuck are you? What the hell is a Fennekin? Why is that deer green?" Like you don't have to go overboard with it, but just give exposition around Espurr having a light panic over these talking magical critters she's surrounded by.

All in all, this is awesome. Such a level-up. Really looking forward to reading more and seeing how much better you got!! Will be back for the rest shortly!
 

Sinderella

Angy Tumbleweed
Staff
Location
In Guzma's Closet
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. sylveon-shiny
  2. gothitelle
  3. froslass
  4. chandelure
  5. mimikyu
Alright, 3 and 4!! I'm actually glad I re-read these first three chapters, not only to see your improved writing, but because I had forgotten a lot of the stuff that happened. But as soon as I started reading them again I was like "oh yeah this is familiar." I did a side-by-side comparison between OG 3 and new 3 and see yeah a lot of the dialogue is still the same, but you definitely spruced it up in a few places! I'm also particularly enjoying how streamlined this is now. I remember in the OG that there were like SEVERAL POV changes in each chapter (which I guess is what made them so long?) but here we're focused just on Espurr for the moment, save for the hop to Abernathy at the end of 4 (which felt like an uh oh moment, the coneheads came for him oh no is he dead???). I also like how you split up some of these chapters too, it adds to how swift and easy this feels to read. Really helps with the pacing too, I think.

3 didn't have anything too new but I'm obliged to yet remind you how much I hate Pancham LOL. I had totally forgotten the bit about how Simipour won't punish him as harshly as he did Goomy, Espurr, and Tricky, but GODDDDSSSSS I wanted to flip my fucking LAPTOP. He has the "spoiled rich kid who can't be touched because he'll just run to his powerful dad" trope down pat and I fucking hate him. I remember reading in the old version he eventually strings Tricky up to throw shit at her and I'm wondering if we're gonna see that in this version so I have continued reason to want to beat him over the head with a bat, respectfully of course.

Four is where things really change!! The prophetic dream sequence with the Hydreigon was a welcome change; we finally get someone who could answer (some of) Espurr's questions....albeit not a lot. I was LOVING the use of the "reluctant hero" trope here, as I just enjoyed the way it was executed. Espurr is more concerned about getting back home to go to the library and read a fucking book than the fact she was whisked off to a strange world. I also liked how she was so convinced she's so ordinary that one of her much less ordinary classmates would probably enjoy this Heroes Journey thing more. Idk you have this kind of deadpan vibe around Espurr that I really fuck with and it comes out in this little sequence.

I remember the detention being in the hot sun, but I also recall that Tricky and Espurr and Goomy end up in another dungeon a la Tricky getting Back on Her Bullshit™️ and that just leads to more problems, but here we see Espurr getting a map that was Mysteriously Blown Her Way which.......idk if I should be saying uh oh or not???? I know she probably DOESN'T want to follow it but I'll bet money she ends up following it, if only by Tricky dragging her by her fucking ear lul. I was also a big fan of the interaction between Tricky and Goomy; I know Espurr has been kind of established as this character who doesn't particularly enjoy being friends so having yet another 'mon point blank ask her to be friends must have been a real "omg" moment for her, and I love that.

I'm also a fan of her mental diaries. It seems to be one of her only links to her old world right now, and even though she can't write at the moment, she's still doing them internally to keep with the normalcy. I like how it kind of gets us more inside her head and helps illustrate just how she's grasping at straws to try and stay normal for herself. Though, I was kind of curious as to why she didn't try to find something to write in. Like, she's staying in a schoolhouse, so I wonder if it might be worth putting in a little part where she goes to find something to write in and maybe discovers Pokemon don't write? Or something? I don't know, she just seems like the type who would at least THINK about going to find a book or a journal to use. But that's a hella nitpick.

Anyway, these changes are still looking fantastic so far. I would like to catch up with this sooner rather than later so I can be more on top of updates for this. I will hopefully try to loop back around before blitz end. In the meantime KEEP IT THE FUCK UP BESTIE YOU'RE DOING GREAT 🤍
 

canisaries

you should've known the price of evil
Location
Stovokor
Pronouns
she/her
Partners
  1. inkay-shirlee
  2. houndoom-elliot
  3. yamask-joanna
  4. shuppet
  5. deerling-andre
Hi! Here's the review for chapters 3-6, like we agreed.

Darkness cast its cloak upon her from all sides, blotting out the walls and the roof and anything that was laying around in the background. Even the straw bed she'd drifted off on was gone; instead, she was laying on the ground in the middle of a pool of shallow water that didn't feel wet.
Two instances of "laying" that should be "lying".

It took the form of a glowing, three-headed dragon, which Espurr briefly recognized from an old mythology book she'd read.
That's interesting - it feels like she's not just talking about three-headed dragons in general, but Hydreigon in specific. I guess she comes from some alternate version of our world that has Pokémon in myth.

"Me?" asked the dragon -thing, cocking its middle head.
Don't think there should be a space before "-thing".

"It was only the strawberry section that took longer." Tricky happily stated, licking the strawberry juice off her paws before it could stain her fur.
Dialogue should end in a comma rather than a period as it's succeeded by a dialogue tag.

hsets://con.gov.nebyllin/geography/provinces/south-ophria/8675364
Ooh, they have internet?

"This is Swampert," said Audino to Espurr. "He'll be ferrying us to and from the town."

"Hi," said Espurr with an awkward wave of her arm that wasn't broken. Marshtomp didn't respond with anything but a grunt. It made her want to shrivel up. Clearly, she hadn't gotten the hang of talking to others yet.

Swampert took the coins in a large slimy webbed paw, looking them over before nodding. "Alright, then." He dipped underneath the water, resurfacing with his back in plain view. A saddle sat atop it, with a few adjustable harnesses. "Hop on."
Swampert changes to Marshtomp for the duration of one sentence.

I did also find myself wondering if you can really call riding on a creature a ride on a "ferry", especially when this creature is a person you can talk to.

"Can I help you?" he asked tiredly, lethargically clicking buttons on the keyboard with his long claws. The keyboard was hooked into a strange blue orb, which projected an image onto a translucent panel in front of him.
Ah, so this is what they use to access that internet. Makes you wonder how many have internet access if there's need for an informational government page on a province.

"…You'll understand why the province board has begun discussing whether your school should continue to receive state funding," Krookodile finished. He was staring Audino into the ground, but she was doing her best not to succumb to it. She was cracking a bit. "As the intendent assigned to your district, I am mandating extra supervision for the duration of your hosting up to and including the inspection." He somehow found a way to lean in closer. "And I should hope you'll be keeping things running spick and span. Just the way a government-funded school should be."
i cant believe they put bureaucracy in my pmd

Books being her past time,
I think you want "pastime", which means a hobby. "Past time", written like that, just refers to time that has gone past.

There was one wall that two blue monkeys with sponges were cleaning off. It was sectioned off from the public with tape and made of brick, and covered in some kind of drawing that stretched up two stories tall – a black flag with diagonal red stripes converging near the bottom like crossed swords. Above it, etched in dripping white paint, were the words "For Nebyllin!"
i cant believe they put politics in my pmd

Tricky was a bit like an annoying rubber chicken – endlessly annoying, and never where you wanted her to appear.
This is kind of a weird sentence. A thing described as annoying is sure to be annoying, but I haven't heard about rubber chickens having a tendency to be in places you don't want them to be?

The 91 year old 'mon's residence was found wide open, with a strange statue resembling him placed just beyond the doorway.
ma laughing at these stupid pokemon for not having the information that i have

The class was currently copying down notes from the blackboard about ancient Human society—most of which were just horribly wrong and made Espurr want to correct them all. Lawn flamingos were not idols.
that is a certified archeology moment

The truth was, she didn't like Tricky very much.
tricky destroyed

He draped his green cloak and his bag in the currently-empty sentry spot, and hung around near the blackboard, leaning against the fence.
green cloak......

They'd vanish once they left the tips of his slimy paws,
he has paws????

The architecture looked victorian,
"Victorian" ought to be capitalized, I think.

"No. We're not friends. Friends don't hound other friends so they'll go to some dinner party. Friends don't wrap other friends up into insane quests they get week long detentions over. Friends don't spill everything about other friends' backstories to random strangers they don't even know! And friends don't speak for other friends!"
god queen youre so right

"Gone? What do you mean done?"
Was that "done" meant to be "gone"?

"What kind of souvenir?" Watchog. "And what kind of criminal leaves one behind?"
Did you miss giving Watchog a verb here on accident or is it on purpose? I think it works anyway, but just making sure.

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Since I read the new prologue and chapters 1-3 as well, I should say that I thought showing the scene of Mew talking to the prime minister was a good choice as it makes the beginning of chapter four have more context (if that was in the old version at all, not sure).

I'm also not sure if Espurr being nice to Goomy in chapter four was in the old one, but I really like it as it makes Espurr come off as very likable.

I also liked Espurr putting her foot down and telling Tricky off in chapter six. In the old version, it kind of seemed like Espurr's patience for Tricky was endless (although strained), and it was a little annoying how Tricky kept "getting away" with being reckless and irritating. This callout, though, feels like it's going to lead to welcome character development on Tricky's part.

I probably mentioned it at least once in the old reviews, but you really have a great hand at characterization. I feel like every character has identifiable and colorful traits right away.

I don't really have much to say about the plot since I played PSMD so long ago that I don't remember what's in it and what isn't, but regardless of how closely this follows the story, I'm engaged so far.

I think that's all I have to say! If you have any questions, feel free to ask me on here or on the Discord. Thanks for the review exchange, and see you around!
 
1-12: Chapter Twelve - We Go On a Field Trip

SparklingEspeon

Back on Her Bullshit
Staff
Location
a Terrace of Indeterminate Location in Snowbelle
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. espurr
  2. fennekin
  3. zoroark
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CHAPTER TWELVE: WE GO ON A FIELD TRIP

. . .. . . Espurr awoke within a black void.

At first, she wondered if the windows were covered. It must have still been nighttime, but there weren't shutters or curtains in the room when she went to bed… her heart skipped a beat as she realised it was too dark. This wasn't the hotel at all!

With new energy surging through her, she rolled over and pulled herself to her feet. The floor was water, but somehow her paws and legs stayed dry. The darkness around her seemed almost too dark, like it was boring holes into her eyes. The water glistened with unseen light, but her reflection was absent from its ripples.

Alright. So thoroughly creepy. Espurr took one last glance to make sure she was alone, and then began to walk forward into the darkness. It brought her to more of the same, silent, unnatural ripples glistening on the water as far out as she could see.

"Hello?" she called out unsurely into the void after a bit. If this was like the last time, then maybe that strange dragon she'd seen in her dream was back. Did he want to see her again? "Hydreigon?"

Her voice skipped distantly across the endless expanse of water, echoing off into the darkness and petering out somewhere many miles away. But no-mon answered.

As the echo faded away, the unnerving sound of silence crept upon the clearing from above. Espurr shivered. Her breath came out in puffs in front of her. It was like something was sucking the warmth out of the air. Her ears popped. The air changed, announcing the arrival of something.

And then, the voices came.

They swirled around her, pushed by a gust of rancid wind. Espurr looked everywhere but couldn't tell them apart, the voices overlapping so much that the words blurred into each other. They were male, they were female, they were children, they were adults, and some of them were something else entirely. But eventually one became distinct from the others, whispering a language she couldn't understand but beckoned to her – she didn't know why, she just knew that she needed to hear it better, needed to follow it.

Suddenly, they dispersed. With something that sounded a bit like laughter over the howling of the wind, the gust took off, taking the whispering voice off into the distance faster than she could run after it. Espurr followed, taking after it as fast as she could. But as she continued, the voice slipped further and further away.

Espurr soon felt herself lose all her breath, like she'd been running forever. She collapsed to the ground, panting as she kneeled over the water. But as she panted, one rancid gust was replaced by another. It blew against her from behind, not letting up even after ten seconds. If anything, it was only getting more powerful.

It shouldn’t have been possible to be darker than the black that was already around her, but somehow it was. She couldn't make out the outlines, but something massive out there behind her was as dark as things could go and then darker, and it was getting closer by the second—

Just as she found her breath again, the last of her courage was blown away. Dream or not, she wasn't sticking around for when the Black Thing arrived. With a terrified squeak, she turned and ran for it. The wind was getting stronger against her fur as the crashing void came closer, and the wind nearly knocked her down from how mercilessly powerful it was.

She tripped again, her own feet tangling around themselves, falling face-first into the ground. The blow to her face hurt. Just like back in the mystery dungeon, the howling wind seemed to laugh. Dreams weren't supposed to laugh! Dreams weren't supposed to hurt! She rolled around as quickly as possible, trying to edge back as the massive void came closer and closer. It hovered over her like a colossal storm, winds howling loudly and battering her harder than anything she'd ever felt. She whimpered, terrified, cowering before it. Surrounded by rotten wind, she could smell that terrible stench of decay again, so strong she felt like passing out.

Themassive black void reached out, a swirling, cyclonic tentacle erupting from its being. As it grew closer to Espurr, she saw that it was made up of millions of frenetic black particles, whirling around like they were caught in a storm. Her heart nearly stopped out of fear. She had to get away, somehow! She needed help! She needed to keep moving!

But suddenly something shook her violently, and then light flooded the darkness—

"Espurr! Get up!"

~\({O})/~

The roof of the inn suddenly met Espurr's eyes. It was daytime – from how light it was, probably close to noon. Tricky and Goomy were over her, looking quite concerned.

"W.. ugh…?" groaned Espurr, barely awake. She yawned and rubbed her eyes, clearing away the bleariness. Her body felt tense and unrested, her fur tousled and her curls messy.

"You were t-tossing and turning around," explained Goomy as Espurr groggily sat up. "W-we thought you were h-having a bad dream."

"More importantly, it's breakfast time!" Tricky yelled frantically over them both, popping up in between them. "Everymon's already downstairs! Audino said we had to wake you."

All of this only half-registered with Espurr, who was still reeling from her bad dream. But time and place came back to her, just in time for Tricky to almost push her off the bed and towards the door. She made sure to grab her bag before they all went down – who knew if she'd be able to get it later?

Just like there'd been a dinner in the hotel, there was a breakfast too. Rows and rows and rows of chopped fruits and swirly cinnamon cone-shaped pastries and a pancake that was, as Espurr found out, lemon flavoured, lay spread out on a fancy table in the lobby. Children and guardians and teachers from other schools placed food on their plates, taking them to small, wooden tables with round benches.

Espurr had never had a lemon-flavoured pancake before, so she grabbed a couple of those and a small tin of berries and sat down at a nearby table. Not too far from her, her ears picked up the sound of Farfetch'd instructing Tricky not to eat herself into a food coma, as the entire class would be going on a field trip today.

A minute later, Tricky happily trotted over with a plate in her mouth, and sat down with seven lemoncakes and three cone pastries and a peach in front of her.

"Isn't that a lot?" asked Espurr, looking at the stack of food that went up to Tricky's snout.

"Yeah but my Pops only makes these on special occasions," Tricky chirped happily, with her mouth full of lemon pancake. "haf' tph saphour i'!"

She was practically inhaling them. Espurr, who had been nibbling on hers, moved over on the bench to make space as Goomy slimed up.

"S-so what was that dream about?" he asked, setting his plate on the table. It was filled mainly with fruit. "Yo-you looked r-really distressed."

Espurr instinctively hid behind her lemoncake a little more at the thought of recounting it.

"It didn't feel normal," she said. "It felt like there was something there."

"Somethinth d'ere lithe a niph'mare?" asked Tricky through another full mouth, this time with cinnamon swirl pastries. Only the peach was untouched now.

Espurr shook her head.

"No," she said. "Something really there. In there with me."

“B-but how c-can something be with you in a dd-ream?” asked Goomy.

“I don’t know,” Espurr replied. She eyed the ground. Even though she hadn't eaten in over half a day, she suddenly felt a lot less hungry thinking about it. She thought briefly: was it worth telling them about Hydreigon? Were the two dreams connected?

"Hey, wanna see something cool?" said Tricky. Then she practically inhaled the peach, chewed with her mouth open, and spat the charred, smoking pit back onto the plate before belching loudly. She looked very proud of herself.


~\({O})/~

"Alright, troublemakers! Finish getting ready! Let's go!"

Vice Principal Watchog rang a bell on a stick in the middle of the inn room. No-mon paid attention to it, too preoccupied with their own packing. Audino and Farfetch'd were busy making sure everything inside the bags they'd brought along was there, while Watchog's was fully packed and practically half his size, sagging at the straps around his shoulders. He brushed aside his green cloak, lugging the straps over his shoulder.

Espurr was taking the time to spruce herself up and make her fur look extra nice, while Tricky was furtively dangling her pretty white bow out the window by a paw, debating if she could burn it and hide the remains. In the corner of the room, Deerling was telling Goomy not to veer too far away from her. Goomy didn't look happy about that, but he didn't have the guts to stand up to Deerling and her friends. Shelmet was looking over Pancham, who was clutching his stomach with a queasy look on his face.

"I feel sick…" he moaned, looking up from his spot on the straw beds.

Audino, who had left the bags to Farfetch'd, was looking over him.

"You ate too much?" she asked, inspecting him.

"Blugh… think so…" Pancham nodded.

Watchog stomped over, his bag clanging noisily after him.

"Well, you can't go on the trip if you're gonna be like that," he said harshly, folding his arms. "How will you keep up?"

Audino gave him the 'lay off' look.

"Why don't you just rest for now," she told Pancham. "We'll see how you're doing after the trip, okay?"

Pancham, lying flat on the straw bed, just nodded groggily.

"He's faking, isn't he?" whispered Tricky suspiciously, padding over to Espurr. The smell of singed fabric wafted over with her.

"Definitely," said Espurr, her eyes narrowed as she watched. She looked at Tricky, clutching the strap of her bag. "I barely saw him eat anything at breakfast."

"Who's going to stay behind with him?" asked Farfetch'd.

Audino looked like she was about to offer, but Nuzleaf stood up first.

'Ah'll do it," he said.

Audino sent him a questioning look.

"Well, I'm the nu—"

"You should be with the group," Nuzleaf said. "Jus' in case somemon gets hurt. Better to have an experienced nurse where one's needed, right? If this gets worse, we'll just go ta the nearest doctor."

Audino couldn't argue with that. She nodded, sitting back down on the other straw bed.

"I'll bet he ate too much on purpose just so he wouldn't have to go," Deerling remarked to Blitzle, Ponyta, and Goomy in a hush as they all walked out the lobby door. Goomy looked pleadingly at Espurr and Tricky as they left, but he was shoved outside with the three of them.

Ate too much… as the rest of the teachers were leaving, suddenly all the pieces clicked in Espurr's head.

"Of course!" she said brightly, hushed.

"What?" asked Tricky, tilting her head.

"Ampharos came along too, didn't he?" whispered Espurr as they rushed along, hanging behind the other teachers and out of earshot. "This field trip is the perfect time to slip away unsupervised and meet up with him. No wonder he wanted to be left behind. Why didn't we see it sooner?"

"Well…" Tricky trailed off. "It'll be fine, won't it? Nuzleaf's watching him and all…"

"If Nuzleaf can catch him," Espurr said.

But then, Nuzleaf had an uncanny way of catching everything. A few weeks ago, Pancham and Shelmet decided to purchase a stick of pyrogum, which exploded into fireworks once blown and popped, in order to disrupt class. Nuzleaf waved a single finger, and the half-chewed gum flew out of Pancham's mouth and exploded right over his desk. Pancham's fur didn't stick down for the rest of the day.

Even so… it just didn't feel right in Espurr's gut. If Pancham was faking sick to stay behind… what were the two of them planning?


~\({O})/~

"As Vice Principal and dungeon class teacher, I'm going to be the field supervisor for this trip," Watchog proudly stated as they left the lobby, marching them down to the pier. “Which means no misbehaving! All of you better listen up when I give orders.”

They departed from the hotel into the big, noisy city, and met up with the pokemon from the other schools to form one big, noisy crowd at the docks. It looked like there were lots of other schools going on the field trip too. The ramp to the shiny white ferry quickly became cramped and crowded, as the students and teachers of five different towns all flooded aboard one large ship.

"Don't they have snacks aboard?" whined Tricky as they tried to stay together in the crowd flooding onto the ship.

"Didn't you just eat twenty pancakes?" asked Goomy, somehow without a stutter. In all the chaos, he'd managed to sneak away from Deerling and her friends.

"And seven of those cone things?" added Espurr, keeping a tight hold of her dusty brown bag. "And you hate boats!"

"Yeah, but that's like, nothing!"

"Let’s not worry about food right now," grunted Audino, trying not to lose her bag or floral hat as she shoved past a flock of kids and towards the rest of them. "We'll find some after the trip."

The ferry, full up with 'mon of every colour, shape, and variety, departed from Crossings Harbour and sailed north of the city, out of the sun and into the cover of craggy swamp trees. As the light was enveloped by the shade of the dense, tangled canopy, Espurr leaned over the boat's railing and studied the water. The vast river they were drifting along seemed to turn from dark blue to a muddy green, then slowly became a lovely warm lavender, illuminated from below and casting light onto the side of the ship and her face. The glow caught the attention of most of the 'mon on the dock, and soon everymon was looking over the railing and chattering to each other excitedly.

"What's in the water?" Espurr asked to one of the nearby crew members, a ghostly, greenish wyrm-looking 'mon whose nametag read ‘Dragapult’.

"We call it Night Light Cove," said the 'mon disinterestedly. Espurr could read his unenthusiasm, dancing around him a deep violet-indigo. He must hate it here. "It's always been like that."

"How does it work?" asked Espurr curiously. "Does anymon know why?"

"Well, somemon knows why," shrugged the 'mon. "Just not me."

Muffled groaning caught her ear. Espurr turned to see Tricky curled up on the dock, stuffing her snout into one of the cabin pillows, which she'd dragged out onto the deck. Goomy was patting her back.

"Lost your appetite?" asked Espurr, flopping down next to them, the bag following. "You don't look so good…"

"I shouldn't have eaten all those pancakes…" Tricky groaned, her ears and tail flat on the ground.

"Now if you all direct your eyes right above," sang a shrill voice that Espurr recognised as another one of the boat's employees, a large, red-and-grey bird whose nametag read "Talonflame Lightwing". The voice caught the attention of many of the children, who were busy staring into the dazzling glow of the waters. "you'll see the true beauty of Night Light Cove. Look!"

They all looked above, where the once dark canopy was suddenly alight with thousands and thousands of tiny lights. Espurr recognised them immediately – fireflies!

The rest of the students were in awe. Espurr heard "oohs' and 'aahs' go up all around her. One of them alighted on her paw, buzzing and blinking its tail.

But just as quickly as they were here, the fireflies suddenly flew away, leaving in waves like the ship had run into an invisible wall the bugs couldn't pass. They left everymon in darkness – even the water wasn't glowing as much here anymore. Espurr wondered why…

"Look…" said Tricky, who had shaken off her queasiness, jumping in place and nudging Espurr with her tail in excitement.

Then Espurr smelled it. The faintest hint of a rancid stench dancing around the tip of her nose – that rotting scent on the breeze. It reminded her of her dream. She only had to look ahead to see what Tricky was so excited over. And it struck fear into her heart.

Ahead of the ship, where the glow of the lake faded away into darkness and the trees were overgrown and mottled with decay, lay the entrance to a massive grove of tangled swamp oaks. Bad energy, the scent of decaying flesh, flowed out from it like a waterfall, overwhelming Espurr's senses. She clutched her nose and groaned, trying to ward away the horrible smell.

As the ship got closer, Watchog gathered all the students and teachers together in one group.

"What can you tell me about this passage?" he asked them.

"It's… shimmering?" Deerling asked, tilting her head.

"Exactly," said Watchog. "You identify a dungeon by seeing if your surroundings shimmer. If they do, it's a dungeon."

"What about the smell?" Espurr asked, raising one paw. She was still clutching her nose with the other one.

"What smell," said Watchog.

"The smell from the… dungeon," Espurr said, her tail lowering in confused embarrassment. It was so strong! Why wasn't everymon else holding their noses too?

"What are you talking about?" grouched Watchog crabbily. "I don't smell anything."

Espurr looked around at the others, but no-mon, not even Tricky, seemed to notice. Some of them were giving her strange looks. Was she going mad?

"This dungeon is called Night Light Cove," said Watchog. "It's class A, which means it's one of the weakest. We shouldn't see anything we can't deal with in here. Now everymon hold paws! It's important we enter while we're all touching each other."

Everymon put their paws on each other, as the boat sailed closer, closer, until Espurr realised – they were going in! The bow of the ship passed through the entrance, disturbing a shimmering wall that came closer and closer to them. Espurr braced herself and shut her eyes, feeling the whoosh as her ears popped and a breeze fluttered over her, and then the air changed and everything felt musty and damp.

She opened her eyes again, noticing her paw on Tricky's front leg had turned into almost hugging her for comfort.

The rumble of the ferry's engines came to a stop as the sleek white ship docked at the beginnings of a marshy bay. The wooden boarding plank rolled out and hit the ground with a muddy splash.

Tricky hopped down onto the plank with Goomy and Espurr, who was clutching the straps of her bag and holding it close for comfort. The environment of the dungeon was dark and overbearing, looming over her like they'd just entered a lion's den.

Once they'd all converged into a messy crowd and hit the mud surrounding the shallow, swampy harbour, the sounds of teachers calling for their students rang up around the clearing.

"Riverton, here!"

"Balton!"

"Lorrylight students over here, please!"

"Alright, Serenity Village with me!" The harsh, familiar barking of Watchog flew over the crowd, Espurr's ears honing in on the direction instantly.

"Listen up, please!"

All heads turned to look at the large talonflame from before, along with the rest of the boat employees who were organising the field trip. Joining them were some 'mon from Crossings, which Espurr could see by the white scarves they were wearing. She spotted… Krookodile! He was standing near the rest, his thin, stubby arms folded. They were here to inspect the school’s performance, weren’t they.

"The main leg of the field trip begins now," said the talonflame loudly. "Five flags have been placed within the dungeon at secret, separate locations, one for each school. The first two schools to return with their flag will win the race. Is all that understood?"

There were several murmurs, nods, and shouts of confirmation from all around the clearing.

"With that out of the way, please choose any of the pathways you see before you." The talonflame spread her wing out, gesturing to several different branching corridors that led deeper into the dungeon. As the groups of other schools began to choose theirs, Watchog led them along to the nearest one.

Espurr looked around at the dark, swampy environment of the dungeon, and felt her fur bristle. But it was like Tricky said, wasn’t it? Once you entered a dungeon, there was only one way to go: forward. So she took a deep breath, clutched the strap of her bag, and tried to feel brave as she marched onwards with the rest.

She could make it through.

The sky seemed to fade to abstract colours of darkness as they ventured further into the dungeon, replaced by a scraggly roof of vines and tree roots. The light faded away, only a dim lavender glow throughout the puddles and streams illuminating its steep, gloomy caverns. Tricky splashed through a few, hopping around like she was right at home. After checking to make sure everymon was there, Watchog pulled a luminous orb out of his backpack. It shone brightly, lighting up their surroundings like a torch. He closed his bag and began to march forward again, beckoning the rest of them along.

The dungeon twisted and turned, long tunnels branching out into splinters and curves and dead ends. The entire maze was as silent as an undisturbed creek, a devourer of noise that played off Espurr's ears in an uncomfortable way. Did anymon even live in these things? How could a place be so quiet, so dead?

In the shadows and corners, something felt off. The life in the air was being sucked into the cracks in the floor. The walls breathed, smothering everything inside in rotting dampness. It was like there was something Espurr couldn't see watching her from in between the roots and vines.

It was halfway through the third floor that the ground suddenly rumbled. Strong wind blew through the corridor, bringing with it a powerful gust that nearly knocked them all off their feet. The familiar stench, like something had died, pervaded the air. Holding her nose, Espurr looked back at where the wind was going. But as the ground continued to tremble, suddenly realised she needed to look down.

Whispers spread throughout their group – "What's going on?" "Is this part of the trip?" – but the teachers, still catching their bearings, didn't seem to have any idea.

It was Tricky who broke the silence. Her ears perked up in realisation, and the rest of her quickly followed.

"The dungeon!" she called out. "It's rearranging itself!"

Espurr barely had time to ask "what’s that mean?" before she was nearly obliterated by a swiftly moving wall.

"Everymon come closer!" Audino's shout was nearly drowned out by the sudden rumbling as several more walls and pathways began to move and collide with each other. Espurr stumbled closer to Tricky, trying to keep her balance as the roots, streams, and walls moved. But a glimpse of red caught her eye – in between the shifting walls and roots lay… the flag!

Espurr’s eyes widened. She gasped. The flag!

“Look,” she pointed out to Tricky, who saw the same thing. Espurr cast a glance back towards the rest of the group, which was trying to keep itself together. They beckoned for her. But they were this close… they couldn’t let an opportunity like that slip out of their paws, could they?

One more look between the group. Then at the flag. Espurr made her choice. Even if they were separated, there couldn’t be too many floors after this. She’d find the way out.

“I’m going to get it,” she said to Tricky, then dashed forward.

“Wait for me!” Tricky hopped after her as the two of them dodged a wall.

“G-gguys!” Goomy’s terrified shout echoed behind them, followed by something Audino said that was lost to the wind.

Espurr ran forward, hopping over roots and evading walls that swung in from out of nowhere. She let her fear and apprehensions go, choosing to focus on the moment. The wind in her face. Tricky next to her. The chaotic pathway to the flag that was getting closer and closer. They were going to make it! Something else shoved in to replace it. It was… excitement? Thrill? The feeling of being alive. Espurr hadn’t felt it in so long. And she was in love.

All of the sudden, something lurched out of the darkness. Espurr only saw it for a split second before she reacted herself: a face with gleaming green eyes, overshadowed by a large hatlike adornment on its head the size of a cone. She saw the blinking lights shine: red, yellow, green. Her body reacted before her mind, and she yelled for Tricky to notice and jumped away immediately. And just in time. The conehead made a snatch at her, her feet barely escaping the grip of its arms before she hit the ground several feet away.

Espurr tumbled to the ground – dodged a wall - and immediately tried her best to get to her feet, but the ground was unsteady and hindered her efforts to stand up. The conehead's eyes glowed, and suddenly she could feel herself being tugged back in the conehead's direction. She had to fix this herself! Espurr did as Nuzleaf instructed. Her vision welled up with red anger. It spun into her paws and erupted out, blasting the conehead back. It let out something between an unholy hiss and screech as it was blasted in the gut and thrown back several corridors. The walls closed up behind it.

A sudden clash in the dungeon floor as the walls slammed together launched Espurr forward. She curled up into a ball and tumbled down the hall, down, down down—

Until she landed with a grunt next to the flag. Tricky, who had gone back for her, suddenly bounded up. She grabbed the flag out of its spot in the floor with her mouth and started to bound back.

“Come on!” she yelled to Espurr through the flag stick. “Let’s get back!”

Espurr nodded sharply and pulled herself off the ground.

The dungeon was settling down around them, walls finally clicking into place. The noise and rumbling disappeared, giving way to an uneasy quiet. Espurr and Tricky couldn’t believe their luck – as the rest of the corridors settled down, they saw their group coming around the corridor. They ran forward to meet them.

“What were you two thinking??” asked Audino angrily, glaring down at them.

“We got the flag!” crowed Tricky as they trotted back up. She presented it proudly.

Audino looked like she wanted to tear them a new one. But instead she just sighed, crouched down, and brushed them off. “Next time something like that happens, you stay with us! You two got very lucky.”

“That was awesome,” bragged Tricky quietly in the back to the rest of the class as they continued. She was even more hyper than normal. Deerling looked positively stricken. Espurr realised why, and blanched.

She tried to look ashamed, but she couldn’t shake the giddiness. It had felt… fun to break the rules like that. And it worked out – they had the flag, and she’d fought off a conehead!

As they reached the exit of the dungeon, dim light shining on their faces, Espurr felt her heart rise just a tiny bit. A smile started to break her face. She hadn’t felt that good in so long. Maybe she could fit in here.


~\({O})/~

They all climbed onto the boat in higher spirits than when they'd boarded it earlier that day. In all the chaos of the dungeon resetting, it was hard for the judges and instructors to decide just who had come out first. But eventually two schools emerged: Crossings and Serenity Village. Serenity Village had won by one saving grace – Espurr and Tricky had been carrying the flag when they came out. Crossings school came second, emerging just seconds later.

They departed back into Crossings soon after. The sun was already setting, despite that it felt like they’d only spent an hour in there. Lights were already on all around the town, shining brighter in most houses than they ever had in Serenity Village. It wasn't until they got back to the inn that trouble reared its ugly head once again.

There was a gathering near the inn doors, where a whole bunch of pokemon were blocking the way forward. Watchog, who looked especially haggard and grumpy, sighed.

"Alright, what now?" he questioned crabbily, marching forward with purpose. "If somemon hasn't died, I'll—"

But he was stopped short when they got close enough to see what had happened. In the middle of the square, surrounded by townsmon who were either whispering to each other about it or pointing what looked like strange, blue, orb-like things at it, was a nearly perfect stone statue of a 'mon. A Seviper, posed like they were fleeing from something in terror.

"I seen them!" bleated a loud and frenetic flaafy repeatedly to anymon who would listen. "Two o' them! Big and brown, with cones on their heads!"

The description captured the attention of Espurr and her friends immediately. The coneheads…

Immediately, Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy were looking at each other.

"And I seen him, too!" continued the flaaffy, loud enough somemon on the other side of town could hear them clearly. "A big, cloaked Ampharos!"

And that sealed the deal.

Espurr could tell Audino looked scared silly. And she could hazard a pretty good guess as to why.

"That 'mon…" she breathed under her breath, looking at the Seviper.

Espurr understood immediately: it was her guardian.


~\({O})/~

Music of the Week!

The Goblet of Fire - Patrick Doyle
 
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Chibi Pika

Stay positive
Staff
Location
somewhere in spacetime
Pronouns
they/them
Partners
  1. pikachu-chibi
  2. lugia
  3. palkia
  4. lucario-shiny
  5. incineroar-starr
Hello hello I am finally here to check out the new and improved version! Let's dive right in~

Prologue

And we start things off in signature Espy faction, with oodles of hints toward the political workings of a much larger world. Mew has a fun energy, and her dialogue already gives the impression that she has interacted with government officials before, but this is the first time she's done so with Rufus.

(Man tho, why the hate for partner!Mew in canon, I actually loved that twist. ;P)

The mention that "we" brought in a human is interesting. So Mew is working with someone else. A voice of life?

The fact that Rufus is going to find the human personally is surprising to me. And we get the implication of a dark entity already privy to this conversation, so I'm expecting the void shadows to make their move pretty early, just like the last version of the fic. That was always one of my favorite aspects of the fic, that the void shadows played a role much earlier than the game, to give more intrigue to the story while Espurr is still in Serenity.

Ch1

I'm struck by how efficient this opening is. There's lots of flavorful detail, but it doesn't overstay its welcome like a lot of similar stories. We get juuust enough of a feeling of what everyday life is like before The Thing happens. Good pacing.

Very nice scene setting with her appearance in this forest, as well as her reaction to the transformation. Top-notch descriptions.

It's interesting how even before her isekai, she's already called Espurr. It's almost like her former identity isn't even real, or that because it's going to be immediately dwarfed by her new identity, the narration itself is only focused on the new identity.

> blinded by sunlight she wasn't expecting to see.
This felt a bit odd when later the forest is emphasized as being thickly shadowed and the chapter art is very dark. Unless it started as normal forest and then became dark and spooky?

Really creepy stuff with the beheeyem. I know that was the case in the old version too, but damn those guys are unsettling as hell. Also I just really like the nickname 'the coneheads'. It's a very childlike nickname for her to give them, a little bit unserious, but also uncanny at the same time. You're really good at nailing that children's book vibe.

And, hoo boy are we already getting a hint of voidlands stuff with that dream? That's the impression that I'm getting. :copyka:

Ch2

Man, even in the diary flashback we don't get to see Espurr's name, her old identity really is gone.

This is the first time I've noticed that Tricky is described with blue, ghost-like wisps near her tail--wonder if that's significant.

>"Yes ma'am! Absolutely understood!" the fox chirped in a tone that Espurr gathered meant it was not understood at all.
See, this is what I love about your narration.

So, given the fact that Tricky got injured because she knew Espurr was in the nurse's office, that makes me wonder if she was only pretending to be surprised by the fact that she would have company. Rather more cunning than expected for her. :P

Somehow I doubt that taking the long way back counts as a 'shortcut.'

Ch3

Really good stuff with the emotion-sensing in this chapter, I've always been fond of the way you portray that, and it particularly stands out here.

And hey, Tricky wasn't a liability in the dungeon! That slightly makes up for her dragging Espurr there in the first place. And I appreaciate that Espurr really was about to just leave Tricky in the dust if she hadn't overheard Deerling and volunteered to rescue Goomy.

I enjoy how none of the other teachers seem to care even remotely about Watchog's rantings. :P Simipour strikes a good balance between being pretty reasonable while also guilty of beinf dreadfully unfair in the kids' eyes. He seriously needs to grow a spine as far as Pancham and Shelmet are concerned though. >>;

Ch4-5

Hydreigon! Wasn't expecting to see him here! Interesting how despite all the changes to make this story less and less like PMD canon, that's actually one very big addition that makes it more connected to PMD canon than even the original game.

There's something so charming about all of the things that Espurr wants to go home to get back to are all so mundane as a good book and not forgetting her study homework.

Overall, Espurr's personality compes across a lot more strongly than last time, and I particularly appreciate how she resists Tricky and doesn't let herself get dragged around without firm protest.

And oh man, everything about the Crossings trip was just charming as hell. Big time Diagon Alley vibes... and then I saw what the music of the week was. xD

It's perfectly sensible for Espurr to assume that the stone Raichu is a statue and I can't believe I wasn't expecting it even though it makes perfect sense. I mean, if you saw a stone person in real life of course you'd assume statue over anything else.

Ch6
A Regional Cup, eh? Honestly a bit surprised that a tiny village like Serenity is big enough for the Triwizard Tournament something like that.

It's hard to put my finger on it, but Tricky's vibes in this version of the fic are noticeably less thoughtless toward others, even when she's being careless. Like, she excitedly asks Espurr about the cup, then offers to walk her back to school when she says she's tired, and then drops the subject when Espurr refuses a second time. Then she tries to invite Espurr to dinner and doesn't even seem to have any ulterior motives for it! Am... am I feeling... bad for her.

Still, in spite of that, it's important that Espurr stood up for herself so strongly.

And here he is! The eponymous Electric Sheep! Still enjoying the way he's become the center of the mystery in this opening arc--it helps justify the title of the fic more than him just being an excuse for them to become explorers.

Ch7

It's nice to see Tricky doing a bit of self-reflection. Overall she's a lot more sympathetic in this version of the fic.

I like these insights into Espurr's human life and how she had to learn to take care of herself even then because her parents were never around.

Raking leaves in a forest?! Watchog is a monster. Fallen leaves are important for healthy forest soil! :screm:

Espurr is so used to adults being useless it's hardly a surprise when Watchog is, lol.

Really nice atmosphere and scene setting in the forest, especially with the plants turning to stone. Gives a good "nowhere is safe" feeling that overturns the "Serenity Village is completely divorced from the plot" vibe in the game.

I know Espurr's worried about the Coneheads getting Tricky, but I have a suspicion that they wouldn't have any reason to go after anyone but Espurr, since Espurr is the offworlder here. Not that Espurr would know that, of course, so her worry is justified.

Ch8

Espurr and Goomy taking Tricky's help here is pretty sensible because even if Tricky turns out to be useless, they're not really any worse off because it's not like they could spy during class anyway. (Although it does make me wonder why Tricky was pulled from class, and why she claimed it was her idea).

Somehow I don't think Nuzleaf's book is actually about move techniques...

>waking the birds up as they practisedpracticed
error here

I like how her not using her tail properly is why her fighting stances are all wrong. It's a small detail that makes perfect sense and would be easily overlooked despite her lucking out and getting to remain a biped post-transformation.

>As it turned out, Tricky was a lot less useful than they thought.
I am. So shocked. :sadbees: But then, in her defense, meta-knowledge says Ampharos probably isn't up to shady stuff anyway.

"Duh, it's an active mine" Pancham says after calling it abandoned 5 seconds ago.

It's noteworthy that Tricky is actually trying to help and not just drag them into things for her own gain here. And Espurr has her own reasons to want to investigate too! Overall, I'm getting a much stronger feeling of Espurr being the protagonist and taking a proactive role in driving the narrative compared to the old version. Even in spite of her being unable to get around most things being over her head right now, on account of being a grade-schooler.

Ch9

Man, I'm really noticing just how much breezier these chapters are than the old version. And we've got more of Espurr driving the plot and making sensible judgements while still being a kid and not having the best foresight at times.

To be fair to Tricky (wow, I'm saying this a lot lately, amazing) the Drilbur do seem like cowards who were too scared to mine in a dungeon. xD (Although yes, in this case there is a very real danger to be mindful of, it's a logical assumption that they might have just boarded up the dungeon out of cowardice!) Also, despite Tricky's optimism she's still cognizant of danger and warns the others!

Geodude skittering like a spider is terrifying, 0/10

I enjoy espurr being freaked out by the dungeon apparition dissolving upon KO. Nicely unsettling.

>Mystery dungeons had stairs.
Have I mentioned I love the narration style.

Really love the effect that just putting in Gabite's sound effects has in ramping up the tension.

Holy cow, Tricky actually being the MVP here! And Espurr pulling off some telekinesis! Heck, even Goomy got to use a clutch Dragonbreath on the Geodude! This is all giving me big vibes of when the HP trio defeated the troll and become friends despite annoying each other.

Huzzah, they made it! And even though they technically didn't accomplish their goal, (seeing as Ampharos wasn't anywhere near there) it still feels like a triumph! :yoom:

Ch10

"We could stay back here for the rest of our lives" oh my god

Yessss the drilbur stand up to watchog, I'm so proud of them. :'D

I know it was in the old version too, but I still love Espurr just being like "thank you" to take away from Pancham's satisfaction.

"Now the whole village gets to know" ... that you snuck into a dangerous place, and lived! Yeah, somehow that's not the sick burn that you think it is, Pancham. :V

And even though Espurr snaps at Tricky afterward, it's not nearly so one-sided this time, since Espurr did have her own reason to want to investigate the mines, and Tricky actually was helpful! Plus we get Espurr feeling conflicted about it afterward.

> watching the sun set over the easterly mountains
Is... is this intentional to show Nebyllin having the opposite rotation to Earth?

Okay, while I do think they have plausible reason to be sus of Ampharos, assuming that he got Pancham to give them the dare is a pretty huge reach on their part. :P

Ch11

Bwaha, see, of course word getting out about the mines adventure would only serve to make them look cooler. Pancham's galaxy-brained sick burn at work, everyone.

The descriptions of the shops and the ice cream and everything in Crossings continues to be ridiculously charming and whimsical in tone.

And we actually get a bit of info on the Beheeyem, and they turn out to be Constructs. Definitely an interesting take on them.

>All I know is he was doin' it with some other guy.
Doing...what? Building constructs? Doing crimes with them? A bit unclear on what exactly Tinkaton's uncle got into. However, the significant part is obviously the implication that Ampharos was involved...

Oh man, Espurr leaving Serenity Village would be something. It honestly wasn't something that was on my radar, and even though I don't think she'll actually end up leaving, it's nice to confront her with the fact that maybe, just maybe, she's starting to like it here, at least a little.

Ch12

Hoo boy, this dream. Really love the abstract imagery and the use of senses. And I see that the ominous bolded letters have returned...

Dammit I'm enjoying Tricky. How could you do this to me.

> Watchog proudly stated as they left the lobby, marching them down to the pier. "
extra " at the end here

> "I shouldn't have eaten all those pancakes…" Tricky groaned, her ears and tail flat on the ground.
:sadbees: and absolutely no one was shocked

Ohoho I had actually just started to wonder if Espurr was the only one who could smell dungeon rot, and lo and behold. So I wonder if it's related to her being an offworlder, or something different.
but wait tricky?

> She opened her eyes again, noticing her paw on Tricky's front leg had turned into almost hugging her for comfort.
aww

Love the descriptions of the dungeon, so many tactile details, I can really feel its wrongness. That said, I feel like the trip itself was a tad rushed? I don't think it'd be good to drag it out, but maybe just one more paragraph to get an idea of how everyone else reacted to the sudden rearranging, or to emphasize that no one saw what happened to Espurr. It felt a bit like the rest of the group didn't exist in the choreograpy there.

The mystery surrounding Ampharos is fun and makes him a lot less random in the plot (and also fitting for the title of the fic).

Aaaand finally caught up! As I'm sure was pretty clear from the zillion times I said it, this is a huge improvement over the old version, holy cow. The pacing, the narration, the characters, the pacing. Real good stuff. Looking forward to more!
 
1-13: Chapter Thirteen - I Destroy 17 Seats and A Perfectly Fine Blackboard

SparklingEspeon

Back on Her Bullshit
Staff
Location
a Terrace of Indeterminate Location in Snowbelle
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. espurr
  2. fennekin
  3. zoroark
CHAPTER THIRTEEN: I DESTROY 17 SEATS AND A PERFECTLY FINE BLACKBOARD

. . .. . . The field trip, though it should have lasted one more day, was quickly cut short. The Crossings Police gathered everymon together in the lobby and asked them some questions. They were all basic – where were you all day, how did you first see the crime, had anymon seen the suspects in the last 24 hours? They showed a paw-drawn picture of an Ampharos in a bulky green cloak, collected from eyewitness testimony. No-mon had. Ampharos hadn't been seen since arriving with them on the ferry yesterday. Once the investigation was done, the statue was rolled to the station for safekeeping, and all of them were on the first ferry home the following day.

Through all of it, Espurr stayed quiet. Her head was a frenzied blur, taken up with the shocked look on Nurse Audino and the teachers' faces, and the haze of purple fear stoked with excitement that hung over the room. She huddled up on the ferry pillows next to Tricky and Goomy, who had a corner all to themselves. Her thoughts were taken up with fear and guilt: were the Coneheads responsible? They came looking for her. If she hadn't come here, if she hadn't convinced herself it would be fine, that she could fit in somewhere for once, then maybe there wouldn't have been—

Deep breath.

They stayed together for warmth in the cold morning air, tired, stressed, and exhausted. Tricky yawned, her ears drooping and head lazily bobbing, close to sleep. None of them had got good sleep. Espurr shut her eyes, listening to the sound of Goomy's soft snores and slowly slumping down against the warmth of Tricky's tail. Snuggling into it, she felt consciousness slip away, all thoughts of bad dreams forgotten.

~\({O})/~

After the crime, Serenity Village tightened security. Curfews were lowered – children were to be back home by dark, and venturing outside the city limits without supervision was strictly forbidden. Ampharos had, against all common sense, returned to his room in the Café Connection and could be seen around town, much to Espurr's displeasure. She was sure he was a killer! If only they could find some proof…

Her sentiments were shared by the town, but proof was harder and harder to come by these days. It became almost impossible to survey Ampharos when he was off doing things during their school hours, and their free time grew ever shorter with each day. Even Pancham wasn't sneaking off as frequently as he used to, though Espurr counted that as more of a blessing than anything. At least it levelled the playing field.

With another sudden kidnapping or murder in the same small spot, the rumours began to spread with much more speed than before.

"I always knew he was up to no good," grumbled Hippoppotas, who was very vain and cared more about her flowers and whatever gossip there was each afternoon than anything else. "Knew from the moment he stepped in here, and know it now. He'll do it again before it's all said and done, and you mark my words. Village should've kicked him out while we still have the chance!"

But Ampharos was either on a mission or phenomenally thick – any smart criminal would have skipped town by now. Which made Espurr wonder: if he wasn't leaving, then what was he planning instead? Who else was in danger?

Time was running short. She had to reach the bottom of this, and quick.

"Did you ask Mr. Nuzleaf about Pancham?" Espurr asked Tricky and Goomy at the nearest opportunity, when they all had a free moment at lunch.

"M-Mr Nuzleaf said h-he had to take a bathroom trip, and when he c-came back Pancham was gone," explained Goomy. "A-and the m-murder happened shortly after."

"And the doormon said he saw Pancham going out the front door just ten minutes before the murder happened," added Tricky, "so we know he's telling the truth."

"When did you talk to the doormon?" Espurr asked.

"Before anymon else got up," answered Tricky nonchalantly.

"B-but doesn't th-this just p-prove Pancham's i-in on it?" asked Goomy.

Espurr nodded. "He and Ampharos were both at the scene of the crime right before it happened. And since he snuck out to get there, he must have been doing something."

"Doing what?" Tricky cocked her head. "Didn't the coneheads do the killing?"

"That's what we need to find out," Espurr said. "They're still our best suspects. But…"

She trailed off. Was it too wild a theory to suggest?

"Maybe he was meeting Ampharos somewhere."

"What do you mean?"

"Remember in the dungeon, when it suddenly started rearranging itself?" Espurr asked.

"Yeah," nodded Tricky.

"I think somemon caused it on purpose," Espurr said.

"What do you mean?" asked the other two.

"There was a conehead in there," answered Espurr breathlessly. "It tried to snatch me when the dungeon shifted. And when we left…"

"Oh! Yeah…" Tricky suddenly said. "And the dungeon isn't supposed to rearrange itself that early!"

"What if," Espurr began, "Ampharos followed us to the island and triggered the dungeon, then hopped back and had Pancham help him prepare for the murder? Then, if the Coneheads got me, it would have been an early win. But if he didn't, he'd kill the guardian anyway just to keep me in one place."

"It makes some sense…" said Tricky.

"B-but wouldn't it be easier to pick you o-off once you weren't in a group?" Goomy asked. "Why d-didn't the killer just wait?"

Espurr didn't have an answer for that.

"I don't know," she said. “Maybe they thought they could take advantage of the dungeon.”

"And how did Ampharos know who the guardian was?" asked Tricky. "Unless he was eavesdropping…"

No-mon had any answers for that either.

~\({O})/~

As the days passed, the shock of the incident began to wear off. Classes were back in session, the gossip died down, and though Ampharos still hung around the village, no-mon did more than steal a furtive glance at him or whisper to a nosy neighbour here and there. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy still took notes where they could, but even Espurr had to admit with so little happening, the trail seemed to have gone cold. Perhaps they were wrong after all?

Or he was lying in wait. Biding his time. Waiting for the new guardian to be assigned. One question continued to hang over Espurr's head: how did he know who Espurr's guardian would be? And if Pancham was slipping him information somehow, how did Pancham find out?

The police showed up before long. They were a couple of 'mon from Crossings. The one in charge looked like a flying, oval disc with two magnets spinning on either side. He called himself 'Officer Magnazone'.

"Everymon carry on," he said in a tinny, robotic voice, addressing the village square. We're just here to keep an eye on things in the surrounding towns. We'll be patrolling the vicinity and searching for anything that looks suspicious."

He looked over the gathering of villagers, a bored expression on his face.

"Rest assured," he said tiredly, magnets spinning. "We'll be at the bottom of this before long."

~\({O})/~

A few mornings later, Espurr woke up bright and early. It was damp and rainy, and morning fog rolled over the classroom and town below. Early mornings were one of Espurr’s favourite times, but today the dark and loneliness just seemed overbearing. She needed to be out. Somewhere. Or with somemon. Anymon to talk to. So she quickly grabbed her bag, fixed her messy head-fluff until it looked half-decent, and scurried out into the misty morning.

Espurr could have gone to Goomy’s, but he slept in late and anymon could see he looked frail enough he needed it. She could have gone to Deerling’s, but she didn’t know where Deerling lived and barely knew her either. That left Tricky. Espurr felt weird that she didn’t feel offput by that. But she knew Tricky would be thrilled if she dropped by, and honestly she’d take anymon for company.

It didn’t take long to find where Tricky lived. The house sat on its own atop a small hill, with a roof styled like a large blue shell and scribbled drawings doodled on the walls. Most of them were faded with age. A wooden plank taped to the mailbox read in scrawled claw-writing ‘Residence of Carracosta Blueshell’.

Espurr trudged through the grass and rolling mist up to the doorstep, then stopped, her paw an inch away from the door. Suddenly, the massive piece of wood seemed to loom over her. It was three times her height.

Was this too early? Would she be bothering anymon? Did she have the right house after all? She guessed Tricky didn’t have friends over very often, judging by the state of the front garden. Summoning her courage, she took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

There was a grunt inside, followed by the sound of something large hitting the floor and shuffling over. The ominous sounds made Espurr clutch the strap of her bag and take a step back.

A couple of seconds later, the door swung open and the bulky form of a large blue turtle whom Espurr took to be Carracosta stood in the doorway. His eyes were weary. From the way he drooped, he looked like exhaustion had taken pokemon form.

“…Tricky’s friend?” he grunted out after a bit. He sounded just as tired as he looked, a haggard, weathered croak emerging from his beak.

Espurr quickly nodded, straightening her fur out from the dampness of the fog. “Espurr, Mr… ?”

“Carracosta.” The large blue turtle took a second to messily clear his throat. “Tricky’s not up yet. I wake her at the crack of dawn, but she sleeps until the last minute anyway. Maybe you’ll have better luck.”

“Epferr!!”

The voice came from the hallway. Carracosta turned around, looking back to see Tricky behind him. She stood in the parlour with a wagging tail, her fur all tousled and messy. Half a stack of pancakes flopped out of her mouth, the other half well on its way down her throat.

Carracosta let out a large, exasperated sigh.

“What. Did we say. About morning pancakes.” He rumbled.

“Oh, phorry Pophs,” said Tricky sheepishly. She swallowed the remaining pancakes in a single, large gulp, then gave a nervous grin. “One in my mouth at a time…”

She quickly bounded towards the door, meaning to hop out onto the porch. “Alright see you later—”

Slam. Carracosta’s powerful fin blocked the door faster than what seemed possible for such an elderly turtle, making Espurr gasp and jump back a bit in fright.

Tricky stopped short, skidding across the floor. It didn’t even faze her. She looked up at Carracosta.

“You have chores to do,” rumbled Carracosta with an intense turtle glare. “Last night’s chores. Go do them.”

“Uhhhh, can I do them later?” Tricky’s grin seemed to grow in proportion with the amount of trouble she was in. Her ears were pinned back, and her tail swished back and forth quickly. She stole desperate glances at Espurr. “School doesn’t start for another three hours…”

“GO DO THEM!” boomed Carracosta loudly. His other large flipper pointed briskly towards the kitchen.

“Yeek!” Tricky let out a squeak, jumping in the air and scurrying back towards the kitchen. She disappeared around the corner in a bright yellow flash.

Carracosta sighed once she was gone. He massaged his brow, then glanced at Espurr. “Anything else?” he grunted. ‘See what I have to deal with?’ his eyes read.

“Could I help out?” asked Espurr, trying to look extra-nice. It felt like putting on an act.

For a second, she expected a resounding ‘no’ – Carracosta seemed the strict, ornery sort. But the large, blue turtle just grunted and shrugged. He stood aside, showing her the hallway. He was a ‘mon of few words.

~\({O})/~

Inside Tricky’s house was on the verge of disaster. Neat paintings, furniture, and dark blue rugs the colour of Carracosta himself clashed with what Espurr assumed were Tricky’s things. Books, scarves, wool hats, and twigs lined the floor, stacked haphazardly on the shelves and flopped over stools and the edges of the rug. A large, blue armchair was in a corner of the room. Carracosta tromped in and fell backwards onto it, letting out a large sigh as he relaxed and got comfortable. He picked up a book that was almost as large as Espurr, opening it and slowly leafing through the massive pages. It looked more ancient than a year-old loaf of bread.

Tricky was a counter away in the kitchen, cleaning dishes. There were a lot of dishes. She licked the remaining food off a few until an angry grunt from Carracosta stopped her in her tracks. Then it was straight in the sink, plus little spurts of fire from her mouth here and there to incinerate the remaining morsels. She puffed smoke out of her nostrils and formed the clouds into moustaches.

“Why’d you come?” she asked curiously.

“Didn’t want to spend all morning at the school,” said Espurr awkwardly, kicking her legs idly off the side of the counter. Espurr was sitting by the sink, helping put the finished dishes away in a bin beside her. There were a lot of spoons, so many spoons that Espurr could not possibly fathom what anymon would want this amount of spoons for. She was afraid to ask. She dumped almost a hundred of them into a large blue bin marked “SPOONS”.

“I’m not sure how to ask…”

“Shoot.” Tricky grabbed a piece of what turned out to be broccoli with her tongue, then grimaced and spat it into the sink.

“Why have you got so many spoons?”

“Oh, one time Pancham made fun of me,” Tricky began, “so I used all my savings and got, like a ton of spoons from Kecleon’s, and then I covered his room in spoons while he wasn’t looking!”

She thrust her soapy paws into the air in a grand gesture, splashing droplets of water everywhere. Espurr edged away, shrinking from the water.

“He’s still mailing them back to me,” Tricky added cheerfully for posterity.

“Do you… do that often?”

“Only to ‘mon who annoy me.”

After the dishes were done, Tricky took Espurr to her bedroom, which was a small, wooden room on the right at the end of the hallway, locked behind a thin wooden door.

"And this is my room!" she sang, trotting in with her tail held high.

Espurr’s ears went flat with terror. The room triggered her fight-or-flight instinct. She could barely see the floor over all the junk that was lying around! From dusty issues of ‘Explorers Daily’ magazines to old sticks and a patchwork blanket, the room may as well have been spare storage. Only a small, badly-kept bed in the far corner of the room was clean. A single window let sparing light into the room.

“What?” Tricky looked back, bewildered. The fennekin was expertly stepping around all the junk.

“You don’t… sleep in here, right?” Espurr stared down at all the mess, wide-eyed.

Tricky looked down at all the junk.

“Oh. I’ll clean it someday. Besides, the thing I really wanna show you is hidden on purpose!”

Espurr tried her best to step on the floor all the way to Tricky’s bed. It was an actual bed, not just a mass of straw. Carracosta must have been generous. Tricky dived head-first underneath, rummaging around in all the further mess under there.

“Have you hidden things by accident?” Espurr started, carefully quarantining herself to the bedcover. Coming from Tricky, that seemed worryingly plausible.

“Do you really wanna know the answer to that? Or do you wanna see my secret?”

Espurr waited a bit, then decided to curiously peek under the bed as Tricky dug. A yellow paw slapped her away amongst the digging.

"No spoilers!" a muffled Tricky yelled from under the bed. A few dusty pictures clattered out from all Tricky’s digging, locked in small, wooden frames. They looked positively ancient, grainy and fuzzy, the colours faded and grey. Two pokemon were smiling in them and waving at the camera, one tall, yellow, and foxlike with a dark red robe of fur, and the other wispy, purple, and ghostlike with a large hat. A large egg sat in between them, and both of them had gold badges with wings pinned to their chests.

Espurr picked one of the picture frames up, studying the picture inside.

“Who are these?” she asked curiously, studying the ‘mon in the picture. Tricky peeked her head out from under the bed.

Wait, you found them!” she gasped, coming out from under the bed. She dragged a box with her, pulling it out with her teeth and sitting on the bed.

“That’s my mom and dad,” she said breathlessly, jumping up on the bed. “I never met them, but they were explorers before they died.”

“What happened to them?” Espurr looked at Tricky curiously.

Tricky’s ears fell. Espurr felt maybe that wasn’t the best question to ask.

“Pops never said,” she muttered. “All he tells me is he found me on the road one day, wrapped in these.”

She pushed the wooden box open, shuffling back and letting Espurr see what was inside. There were two scarves laid neatly atop one another. They were sky blue and looked like bandannas, the fabric glistening when it reached the light. It was impossible to tell whether they were sky blue or a silvery turquoise. They almost glowed.

“They’re lovely,” said Espurr.

“I know, right??” Tricky exclaimed. “I haven’t taken them out in years. They’re probably like, uber dusty.”

“I don’t like dust.”

Wham. Tricky closed the box with her front paws.

“No more dust,” she said cheerfully.

The fennekin sat back and slumped against the wall.

“I wanted to become an explorer because of them,” she said, letting her ears fall again. “They travelled everywhere and took jobs all over the place. Their last job was for the Expedition Society – look! The badges are even here!”

She rummaged in the box further, producing two tarnished, dull golden pins with tiny golden wings and a purple button in the centre. She gave one to Espurr, who held it delicately in her paws.

“What happened after that?” asked Espurr, looking over at Tricky.

“Then they disappeared,” Tricky mumbled. “No-mon ever said why.” Her tail curled around her. “I thought maybe the Expedition Society would know. But they’re all the way up in Lively Town and they don’t answer my mail. So that’s why I’m going to join them one day!”

Espurr had never thought about why Tricky wanted to play around in mystery dungeons so badly. But when it was painted like that… she stared hard at the old, weathered badge.

“Tricky, I—"

Tricky’s ears suddenly pricked up. She gasped loudly, standing up on the bed and nearly pushing the box off. Espurr was cut off.

“OhmigoshAmpharos! I totally forgot! The most amazing thing happened yesterday! It was Ampharos!”

Espurr swallowed her previous words, looking at Tricky funny. “What about Ampharos?” she asked.

Tricky took a deep breath—

“HewasinthecafeyesterdayandItookhisorderandhesaidtomeethimafterschoolgetsoutatthebigtreewiththefortsohecangiveusthejuniorexpeditionsocietymembershipshegot!!”

Espurr just blinked, and stared at Tricky. And stared. For a good ten seconds.

“You… saw him in the café?” she finally asked, parsing through what Tricky had just said.

“Yep!” Tricky nodded so fast she thought her head might fly off her shoulders.

“What did he say?” asked Espurr.

“He’s gonna— He’s gonna—” Tricky stopped. She looked off to the side, her tail swishing. “He said he had Expedition Society memberships. He wants to give them to us!”

“And you believed him?” asked Espurr with worry, eyes wide and leaning in closer on the bed. Her heart dropped into her stomach. She didn’t understand! “Tricky, we know he’s responsible for murder! If he wanted to get to us, that’s the perfect way to do it!”

“But… what if he’s not?” said Tricky.

“How could he not?” pointed out Espurr. “Everything points to him. Even the police think so!”

“Well…” Tricky began. “I don’t know. I just… we haven’t had a thunderstorm in ages, and…”

“Tricky, how do you know he’s even telling the truth about the Expedition Society?”

Tricky didn’t have an answer for that. From the way her ears flopped down, it looked like she hadn’t even considered it.

“I just… thought it would be cool,” she muttered, looking at the ground. “Besides, what if he is telling the truth?”

“And what if he’s lying and the Coneheads are there?”

“Well…” Tricky groaned, flopping down on the bed. She covered her face with her paws.

Espurr huddled in closer on the bed closer to Tricky. The room sat in silence for a while, as she decided what to say.

“I don’t want anymon else to get hurt,” she said. “So you can’t go, okay? And especially not alone! Promise me.”

Tricky laid her head in her paws and pouted. But she let out a quiet nod.

~\({O})/~

A dark cloud hung over Espurr’s head all day. It persisted through the rest of the morning and into the afternoon as school wound onwards. It was her fault, wasn’t it? Everymon around her was in danger, and it was because of her. What kind of hero was she if she let her fr… acquaintances fall victim to shady characters like Ampharos? Hydreigon had made the wrong choice, Espurr knew he had. She couldn’t even fight reliably.

But she had to. And with fight class coming up, she’d have an opportunity.

That day, Espurr learned that Nuzleaf would be absent for a few days, and Watchog was filling in for his class. The classroom went quiet as Watchog lumbered up, then took his spot at the teacher's desk.

"May I have your attention, please," he muttered out, looming over the students from the teacher's desk. "I'm sure I don't need to remind everymon of what happens if I catch you using the skills taught in this classroom outside of it."

"Detention for life," the class wearily recited back in unison. "We know."

"Good." Watchog picked up one of Farfetch'd's leeks and whacked the blackboard unceremoniously like a gong.

"Self-defence," he began, monotone, before tossing the leek to the side. "We already know that pokemon can draw on their inner energy and channel it into external energy. What kind you are affects what type of power you can use: A fire-type will draw from fire, a water-type will draw from water, etcetera."

In the back of the classroom, Shelmet lay asleep in his seat, having snuck in late and dozed off at some point in the class.

"Everymon awake in the classroom!" Watchog barked at him. Shelmet snapped awake, quickly sitting straight up in his seat.

"Now what happens when your body uses too much energy?" Watchog asked loudly.

"You faint," most of the students replied back tiredly.

"Fainting." Watchog whacked the blackboard again with another leek. "You can faint from hunger, fatigue, or by getting hit too much. In dungeons, fainting can mean the difference between life and death."

Watchog cast his intense gaze towards Tricky. "And that is why none of you should be playing around in mystery dungeons," he finished tiredly. At Tricky's determined smile of 'Never!', Watchog changed gears, chucking the leek to the ground like it was an apple core.

"While going into an actual mystery dungeon for this lesson is a waste of time," Watchog went on, "the Principal has given me express permission to use my Vice Principal Powers—" Tricky failed to suppress a loud snort of laughter "—to turn this classroom into a Fully Safety Regulated Mystery Dungeon! Ping-Shapow-Whazam!"

Watchog snapped and clapped his paws together repeatedly, the sounds coming from his mouth devolving into indistinguishable sputtering noises as he continued. It continued for a full half-minute, until eventually a final sound effect tapered off into a wheeze made him cough from loss of breath.

"We're still in the classroom," Tricky pointed out impishly after Watchog had finished.

"Yeah. Lame." Pancham traded looks with a still-sleepy Shelmet.

"Use your imagination," Watchog grumbled, leaning a paw on the desk as he caught his breath.

He took his position behind the desk again, staring at the students in their seats.

"Pair up! All of you!" Watchog clapped his paws together. "We're going to be sparring with each other today."

There was zero enthusiasm from any side of the classroom. Pancham, from the back of the class, lazily stuck a paw up.

"No, you can't use weapons," Watchog said.

The paw went down.

"I need a couple of volunteers…" he began, his eyes gliding to two of the seats at the front of the class. "Espurr, Tricky!" he snapped. "How about you two?"

"Sure!" Tricky got up from her seat, tapping Espurr on the shoulder with her tail as she passed. If it was possible for Espurr to sag down in her seat any more than she was already, she would have sunk through the floor. She’d hoped there would be some time for her to prepare…

But Watchog was staring at her expectantly, and she could feel all eyes on her again. So she rose from her desk, straightening her fur and joining Tricky at the front of the seats. Maybe she'd learn on the fly.

Watchog positioned them on opposite sides in front of the teacher's desk, making them back up until they were standing against opposing sides of the classroom. He made the other students stand against the wall, so they'd be out of the way in case a stray attack made its way to the seats.

"On my mark!" he began, raising his stout arm into the air. "I want you both to hit each other with a strong, healthy attack." Espurr moved her eyes from Watchog to Tricky, who was busy conjuring an ember in her chest. The fennekin opened her mouth, and Espurr saw the flickering flame that burned in the back of her throat.

"Entire books have been written on the art of harnessing your energy," Watchog declared for the class. "But my opinion? The best way of learning is doing it in practice. Start!"

Watchog's arm came flying down, and in an instant, Tricky planted her paws into the ground and shot a blast of flame straight at Espurr. At a loss for ideas, Espurr did the only feasible thing she could think of in the moment – she ducked. The small spark of flame went straight over her head and flickered away in the distance as it flew off.

Espurr slowly picked herself up from the ground, ignoring the stinging where she'd hit the dirt. Her heart pounded in her chest, small red and green splotches fading away with every beat.

Watchog sputtered in annoyance. "Wh— what was that?" he questioned annoyedly. "Again!"

Espurr and Tricky took their positions once more. Watchog stood against the teacher's desk, raising his arm a second time.

"On my mark!"

It was at that point that Espurr realised she had absolutely no idea what she was doing.

"Ready?" Watchog surveyed the both of them. Tricky nodded readily, practically bouncing in place. Espurr resumed her fighting position. Watchog had said that all pokemon could harness energy, right? Well, she was a pokemon. She had to be able to do something.

"Start!"

Once more, Tricky launched an ember straight at Espurr. And this time, it didn't miss. Espurr felt like she'd been punched in the stomach, and the punch burned. She stumbled a few feet back, falling against the edge of the blackboard tree.

"And that is how to properly use a move!" Watchog crowed, clapping his paws together in applause. Espurr slowly picked herself up from the tree, biting back the dull ache that had popped up in her left arm. At least she hadn't fallen on it.

"Alright, next pair over here!" Watchog pointed to the ground in front of the teacher's desk. "You two. Up against the wall with everymon else!"

Pancham and Shelmet rudely pushed Deerling, Blitzle, and Ponyta aside as Espurr and Tricky took their spots with the others against the steps to the clinic.

"No misbehaviour, either of you." Watchog raised his arm again, eyeing both of them closely. "Three… Two… One…"

"Start!"

The next time they sparred didn't go any better. Tricky fired another ember from her mouth, which Espurr narrowly avoided. Watchog gazed down at her disapprovingly, arms folded, as she picked herself up from the ground.

"Again!"

Espurr was hit in the face.

"Again!"

Espurr stumbled against the desks.

"Again!"

Espurr charged forward with a stick in her paws—

"That's cheating!"

"My throat hurts," Tricky complained. "Can we do somemon else for a while?"

"Switch!"

"Wow," Pancham said, as a battered Espurr and Tricky took their places against at the end of the line. "You guys are getting beat. I'd hate to see you have to go up against me."

Espurr wasn't about to be humiliated in front of Pancham. She stared down at her paws in frustration, the purple encroaching on her vision and building up in the back of her head. Why wasn't she able to do anything? She was the only one who couldn't! Why couldn’t it just work like it did back in the dungeon?

She looked up at the sounds of crashing coming from the front of the classroom, where an obviously faking Deerling had just let Goomy tackle her to the ground. Espurr thought back to all the training rounds she had gone through in the last fifteen minutes. She hadn't been able to land a single hit in any of them.

"Mr. Watchog?" Espurr raised her good paw. Watchog looked like he wanted to correct a certain honorific, but bit it back. "Yes?" he asked.

"I'd like to try again."

Watchog thought it over. Then he sighed and pointed to the space in front of the teacher's desk. Tricky let out a wordless groan, slumping her head, ears, and tail in defeat. She began to trudge towards her spot in the classroom slowly.

"Not you." Watchog stuck out an arm stiffly, stopping Tricky in her tracks. "I promised Audino I'd leave you all reasonably unharmed, so up to the clinic you go. Now!"

Without another word, Tricky changed her course towards the school clinic, bounding up the stairs quickly.

"Any volunteers?" Watchog asked the rest of the class.

"I'll do it." Pancham's smooth voice rang out against the silence of the other students. Espurr watched him saunter up to the other side of the teacher's desk, taking a fighting position confidently. All the better. She'd enjoy this.

"One more time! On my mark!" Watchog raised his arm, glancing at both students. "Everymon ready?"

Espurr closed her eyes, blotting out the world. She focused on Pancham, trying to see if she could summon those feelings like Nuzleaf had instructed her. She focused on the rage, the anger, the way he left Goomy in the woods, the way he tried to trick them into going into the mines, how he was probably at least partially responsible for what happened in Crossings a few weeks ago. The power started to build in her as she concentrated. It felt wild, unstable, refusing to go into her paws even as she forced it there. Instead, it ping-ponged around inside her, making her strain as she tried to control it.

"Start!"

Pancham wasted no time charging towards her, his fists brimming with colourless energy. That was going to hurt if it hit her. But Espurr was determined not to let that happened. If she could just get a good grip—

Pancham's fist collided with her face, sending her flying back several feet. She hit the ground painfully, barely registering the sound of Watchog calling the match. Her face stung, but what stung even more was the realisation that she'd just let it happen, and there wasn't anything she could do about it. It just didn't work. All that rage, all that trying, and it didn't… the frustration in her finally reached a breaking point. Her ears began to tingle, accompanied by growing static. The wave of purple mounted in Espurr's head, and suddenly turned into something much more tangible—

There was a large 'boom!' and then everything hurt, and she couldn't open her eyes again for several minutes.

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"Holy mystery dungeon!" Tricky hollered delightedly, leaning out the window of the School Clinic. "The classroom is wrecked!"

"So wrecked…" Shelmet said in between bites of food, "That school should be cancelled for the summer?"

"Nice try." Audino said, setting Espurr's lunch aside and taking a bite of an apple. In the corner, Watchog stared out the window and muttered quietly to himself in disbelief.

"Safety-regulated, my tail…" he babbled silently, sounding mad. "Piece of the blackboard nearly got me in the heart."

Principal Simipour poured himself a wooden cup of mango tea and blew on it to cool it off.

"The classroom's destruction should do nothing to impede our regular school schedule," he said, yawning. He looked as sleepy as ever. "Exams will continue as usual."

That garnered collective grumbles from all the other students. Simipour took a sip of his tea indifferently.

“What about the inspection?” asked Audino. Simipour looked out the window, then sighed. He took a pondering sip of his tea.

“We have a week yet,” he said. “We’ll find a repairmon.”

Espurr watched it all from one of the clinic's nests, still a passive observer. The ringing and fuzz faded away, and the roof of the clinic was only spinning a little now. Her head still pounded like she was being whacked between her eyes repeatedly with one of Farfetch'd's leeks, and she felt much wearier than before.

"Doing better now?" Farfetch'd looked down at her, his pointy beaked craned down towards her head.

Addled as she was, it took Espurr a few seconds to respond: "I think so."

"Atta girl." Farfetch'd lightly tapped Espurr on the shoulder with his leek, before moving off to another part of the clinic.

"Espurr!"

Espurr barely had time to glance in the direction of the voice before she was tackled by Tricky. Soon after, she was swarmed completely by the rest of the students.

"You totally destroyed the classroom!" Tricky exclaimed. "It was awesome."

"It was not awesome!" Deerling glared at Tricky angrily. "Somemon could have been seriously hurt!" She looked at Espurr. "Are you alright?"

"I think I swallowed a wood chip," Goomy complained.

"Maybe it'll stay in your belly forever and ever…" Shelmet hissed to Goomy evilly. A swift kick against his side from Deerling's hind leg made him retreat into his shell.

Pancham didn't say anything. He just folded his arms, and leaned back against the wall.

As the others filed out, Audino placed Espurr's lunch in front of her, a meagre assortment of berries, nuts, and seeds.

"Seeing as you're doing better," she began, "want to stay behind today and help me tidy up after lunch?"

“What about the classroom?” asked Espurr. “And the inspection?”

Audino looked off to the side.

“We’ll figure something out,” she said.

Espurr had the feeling it was still a large hit. She set about to helping pick things off the floor while Audino dusted. Misery was starting to cloud around her. She tried to fight, and this was what happened. She tried to have friends, and now they were in danger. Even pokemon she didn’t know, who signed on to be her guardians, were dead now. Because of her.

It was true after all. Espurr had tried to forget, tried to deny it, but there really wasn’t any running, was there? Not even in another world. She brought devastation and misery wherever she went. It was only so long before it caught up with her.

From now on it had to be her on her own. She was sorry Hydreigon was stuck with someone like her. She’d get rid of the coneheads and whoever was controlling them, and then she’d be going home. Just as promised. That was the way it had to be. Right back to her bedroom, where she’d dive into books and scratch her head over maths exams and keep the world safe.

Safe from her.


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Music of the Week!

The Stone/Norwegian Ridgeback - John Williams
 
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Ambyssin

Gotta go back. Back to the past.
Location
Residency hell
Pronouns
he/him
Partners
  1. silvally-dragon
  2. necrozma-ultra
  3. milotic
  4. zoroark-soda
  5. dreepy
  6. mewtwo-ambyssin
Okay, yeah, I can see the very "Harry goes to Diagon Alley" vibes of this chapter. I mean, you're linking HP music at the end of the chapter but for me my go to for clearly British set pieces is now the Great Ace Attorney. This is Ampharos' theme; I accept no counterarguments.

I would say that this is mostly a worldbuilding chapter. Not much happening that advances the main story but serves to greatly expand the starting locale of Super. And, of course, introduce more of the obstructive bureaucrat side of things. I can only imagine the Expedition Society in this universe is one that has a sort of love-hate relationship with the government here. Not enough is shown of your version of Ampharos for me to tell whether you are going to make him some sort of Agent Peacock or Cloud Cuckoolander in the vein of the games or if he's being repurposed into a more serious character to fit the overall more serious tone of the fic.

It'll be curious to see if Espurr does draw a connection between Dark Matter and Bittercold.

hsets://con.gov.nebyllin/geography/provinces/south-ophria/8675364
I mean I guess when Super had PokéFacebook giving this version of it the internet isn't that much of a leap.
SOMEONE DIES AND WE GO SHOPPING
As one does. For funeral clothes, of course.
She felt the wind touch her nose
Seems a bit weird to say this when you already said the breeze woke her up.
"This one's a proper town,"
"As opposed to them improper towns."
Audino gave her a small blue ribbon that went in a bow neatly atop her head
Congrats, Espurr, you're a proper isekai'd PMD protag now.
Marshtomp didn't respond with anything but a grunt.
Damn, Swampert's such a stick in the mud he devolved for a minute. :sadbees:
how had no-one slipped off and fallen into the ocean before?
I firmly expect this to happen to someone in this fic in the future. Bonus points if it's Espurr who I'm getting the sense cannot swim...
in light of your school's recent performance and your hosting of the regional cup, we're going to be increasing surveillance at Serenity Village.
Big Brother is watchiiiiiing~
Finally, a library!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! :screm:
Teleporting for Dummies
This one seems useful for Espurr.
she switched into 'walk away and look inconspicuous' mode
Kinda hard to do when your species is known for constantly having a thousand-yard stare.
of a blue otter and a yellow mouse standing at the edge of a cliff
Espy 🤝 Amby
Pikachu as one of the Gates heroes in their PMD worlds
And then seventy years ago, the most dangerous blizzard ever engulfed the world. It was caused by the Bittercold!
That is quite the time skip. And they're still alive? But that'd make them crotchety old geezers, right? 🤔
 
1-14: Chapter Fourteen - I Have To Go New

SparklingEspeon

Back on Her Bullshit
Staff
Location
a Terrace of Indeterminate Location in Snowbelle
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. espurr
  2. fennekin
  3. zoroark
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CHAPTER FOURTEEN: I HAVE TO GO

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. . .. . . The school clinic was dark. Espurr tossed and turned in her straw bed, trying to get to sleep. But no matter how she tried, she couldn't do anything but lay awake staring.

She turned in her bed and stared out the window, looking at the night beyond. As her eyes registered there weren't any drapes there, she squinted, then slowly raised herself from her bed. That was dark… too dark. Where were all the stars? The village lights? The outside looked darker than inside the clinic. That didn't make sense, it had to be…

It hit Espurr all at once. She was dreaming, wasn't she?

With that realisation, the walls of the school clinic silently glode outwards, separating from each other and melting into the darkness of the dreamscape. Espurr quickly hopped off her surroundings as they shook and started to melt away. She looked back, eyes wide, as her bed sizzled, collapsing into a pile of black goo. Her feet made soundless splashes as they hit a shallow pool of water.

Another dream. Espurr wasn't a stranger to these any longer. Her nose curled as she smelled a faint, damp rot, almost like a mystery dungeon.

"Hello?" she worked up the nerve to call out, looking around for anything that moved. She clutched for the straps of her bag, but they weren't there. There was no sign of that black thing anywhere. "Hydreigon?"

A light lit up from behind her. Soft, pleasant wind rustled her fur. Espurr shielded her eyes and turned around, her tail bristling as she watched the silhouette of Hydreigon descend from a sphere of light. They were the only lifelike things in the dead, damp expanse.

He landed in front of her with a silent splash, shuffling his wings. All three of his heads grinned uncannily.

"I must say, you've been doing rather well," he said.

"I… have?" Espurr asked, surprised.

"Of course," said Hydreigon. "You've stayed alive, and that's well enough. I can't tell you how many of your kind, well… perhaps that's best left for another time."

The smiles on his two puppet heads somehow got wider, grinning with sharp teeth. It made Espurr shudder. She didn't know why, but she was viscerally put off by him in that moment.

"Well," she started, regaining her composure quickly. "Dying wouldn't be exactly pleasant."

"No, it wouldn't," said Hydreigon. He leaned in closer, his heavy breath ruffling Espurr's head fluff.

"I'm here to warn you," he said. "Something bad is about to happen. You are the only one who can prevent it."

"Prevent what?" asked Espurr.

"Prevent him," said Hydreigon. "The one you call 'Ampharos'."

That got Espurr's attention.

"What do you mean?" she asked. "What is he doing?"

"He will kill tonight at the place you call the Crooked House," said Hydreigon. "I have read his intentions the best I can. This is all I know. You must stop him by any means necessary."

Ampharos… kill… it was all going to happen again. The dreamscape flickered with a hazy vision of that seviper. Espurr's breath caught in her chest. She nodded grimly. But even so… something still didn't seem right about this.

"You read his mind?" she asked in surprise, piecing it together. Hydreigon nodded.

"So you know who he'll kill," Espurr pressed. "If you could do that all this time, why didn't you say something before?"

"I cannot read the minds of the whole world," Hydreigon said, bowing his head. "And at times they are hazy. This was all I could recover."

"How can you read minds to begin with?" asked Espurr. Once the first question tumbled from her mouth, more followed. She just kept uncovering crack after crack. "Couldn't you have reached out to somemon else? Haven't you? Why drag me in? Is anymon working with him? There has to be something else you can tell me—"

"Enough!" Hydreigon growled sharply, rearing forward and stopping Espurr. She fell quiet, startled. Her tail bristled and she shrank back a bit. He suddenly seemed frightening. "What I've given you is sufficient. You will wake up and you will fulfil your mission here. Ampharos must be stopped, by prison or by death. And when you have completed that task, I will allow you to go home."

He leaned in. "Do we have a deal?"

Something about this rubbed Espurr the wrong way. Very wrong. Hydreigon was starting to scare her. His body language, that look in his eyes…

She straightened herself up, meeting Hydreigon in his face. She wasn't afraid.

"And if I fail?" she asked firmly.

"Then you'll die," said Hydreigon flatly. "I suggest not failing. Now…"

There wasn't much other choice, was there?

"Deal," Espurr said reluctantly. She was so tired of this cat-and-mouse game! Why couldn't somemon give her straight answers for once?

"I look forward to good news," said Hydreigon. Espurr stood back as he shuffled his wings and reared up, suddenly looking much more fearsome.

With loud flaps, the large dragon began to rise off the ground. The dream started to crack apart, consumed with light. The light got stronger and stronger, until—

Espurr woke up with a gasp. Her eyes adjusted to the dark. She was in the school clinic, just how she'd gone to sleep. She looked out the window and saw the normal night sky. She breathed a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, she heard a cloth being unfurled. Luminous moss shone from under the door to Audino's office. Espurr's ears twitched, homing in on hushed voices. She rolled over in her bed and peeked over her nest, listening.

"I happened to look at the location Vice Principal Watchog chose for his test yesterday," whispered Audino in the other room. "I think he should change it. It's a safety hazard."

"A safety hazard?"

That was Simipour. "What makes you think that? The School Dungeon is a safe dungeon. No fog. No aggressive apparitions. That's why we use it for exams like this."

"The last time I went in, there was fog. I filed the paperwork for that when I got back that night – didn't you see?"

Simipour yawned.

"It must have gotten lost in my desk. But I don't understand such a change. Dungeons take centuries to grow stronger; the School Forest is barely a decade old."

"The dungeon's going bad, Principal." Audino's voice faltered. "The Drilbur Mines… Wooloo Plains… Poliwrath River… All the dungeons here go bad faster than they should. You know that. We should move the test."

"To where? The School Dungeon is the nearest and safest dungeon around. Would you rather we hold our tests in the Foreboding Forest? What would Watchog think?"

"We should hold it on the school grounds! We're running a school, not a sporting event. His test is crazy under normal circumstances, right now it's unacceptable." There was a slam on the table. It must have been Audino putting her paws down. "I don't care what he thinks; we need to change it."

Another yawn.

"I'll see that Watchog does a sweep of the dungeon before the test."

"And he'll change it if it looks dangerous?"

"That is his choice. Good night, Audino."

Ten seconds later, Espurr tried to look asleep as the door opened and Simipour shuffled out, hanging his head like a zombie as he trodded towards the door.

Normally, she could sense the emotions of anymon who walked by. But Simipour's were cloaked by a humming veil, a staticky fuzz creeping on the edge of his mind. It made the fur on her tail bush up. That was odd. Espurr carefully cracked an eye open, following him all the way to the door.

Somehow, deep down, she knew in her heart that things were still very wrong here.


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Dawn came sooner than Espurr wanted it to. She felt like she hadn't slept a wink.

The inspectors were here. They brought a lot of brass with them. There were more of those blue orbs being set up around the village square, which Espurr learned were being used as video cameras. They were there because later that week, somemon important was coming to speak once the semester concluded. The Café Connection was booked up all through next week, and Kangaskhan was having the place specially cleaned and decorated.

"Gotta put your best foot forward," she proudly proclaimed in her signature drawl.

Krookodile yawned as the work carried on, fiddling with his white wrist-cuffs and leaning against a tree. He looked quite peeved to be here.

"What happened to your classroom?" he asked flatly, looking over the empty field as he and a few other bored-seeming government 'mon surveyed the school property.

"Renovations," said Audino smoothly before anymon else could interject. Krookodile grunted in disappointment, then scribbled on a clipboard.

These were the last few days of school, which Audino upturned most of the School Clinic for. The straw beds were pushed aside to make way for spare tables brought in from the storage room, and twin baskets of berries had been set on each tabletop.

As the class filed in for a late schoolday, Espurr sat on a nest and let her tail whip back and forth.

If everything went well… she'd be gone the next day. And she hadn't even explained to Tricky and Goomy that she'd be going… or why. She didn't know how to explain any of it. Should she just come out and say it? She didn't want them to accompany her when it did happen. No… maybe it was better if she said nothing. She could leave a note.

Espurr sighed. Her vision was clouded by something that looked like mud soup. It was just hitting her that this would be the last time she saw Tricky and Goomy… ever. As she took her seat next to them in the school clinic, she cast a couple hesitant looks their way and wondered how to tell them.

"If I could just have everymon's attention, please…" Farfetch'd stomped one of his teaching stalks onto the floor of the School Clinic as he walked up to the new, indoor, board. It had been wheeled out of storage in the back. He mumbled to himself, counting the heads in class.

"14… 15… right." Then he cleared his throat. "As a reminder, our final exam takes place tomorrow. We'll be having the committee from Crossings setting up in town soon for an inspection. You know the rules. All of you should remember to be on your very best behaviour, and study well…"

The classes were shorter, but the coursework was heavier. Nearly every teacher was stressing the importance of exams and behaving for the coming inspection, and there was even bookwork to take home. Espurr usually focused during school, but she found it hard to pay attention to any of them right now.

During lunchtime, somemon who had been missing for the past week walked in the door.

"I'm back!"

The voice sounded near the front of the school clinic. Espurr turned to see Nuzleaf walking in, carrying several bags of sweets with him.

He set the bags on the table, dishing much of it out to the younger students, who excitedly clapped and cheered. Skwovet stuffed at least ten into her mouth, shovelling until her cheeks bulged and were almost the size of her head.

"Sorry 'bout that," he said, slicking his head-leaf back. "Had to leave town an' get dungeon supplies for the test tomorrow. But I come back and the entire classroom is levelled! What's the deal with that?"

Espurr shied away while the rest of the students very readily explained exactly what had happened to the classroom.

"Ah, no worries," said Nuzleaf, waving it off. "One time I knew a 'mon who blew up an entire building because they hit the wrong pipe with their attack! That was a doozy."

Soon after all the chatter had dispersed, Espurr was sitting on one of the straw beds alone, staring at the wall and weighing her options.

She felt a weight next to the bed, turning around to see it was Nuzleaf.

"Missed me?" he asked.

"A bit," said Espurr. She nudged herself away from him a tiny bit, looking away.

"Only a bit?"

"Maybe more than a bit," Espurr admitted.

"That's what I thought," said Nuzleaf. He pulled out some sweets and dumped themon the bed between them. "Couldn't let the little ones have all of it."

As Espurr eyed the wrapped pieces of jam treats and taffy and tentatively took one, Nuzleaf leaned back against the straw and got cosy.

"I heard there's been a bit of trouble gettin' you adopted, right?" he continued, looking down at her. He unwrapped a sweet – a sticky, red block – and tossed it in his mouth. "Hard ta find somemon after that incident in Crossings an' all."

Espurr nodded.

"So…" Nuzleaf was suddenly rubbing his knobbly hands together. "I talked a bit with the teachers, and if you're okay with it, I was wonderin'… maybe you'd be okay with me doing it?"

The world stopped turning. Part of Espurr couldn't believe what she'd just heard. She turned her gaze away from the floorboards and towards him. Nuzleaf wanted to adopt… her?

"You… want to adopt me?" she asked, eyes wide.

"Of course," said Nuzleaf. "You're my best student. Why not?"

Best student… Espurr did like Nuzleaf. A lot. She wouldn't mind being adopted by Nuzleaf. He was always so nice to her. She wondered if she could see what he was thinking, but his thoughts were always veiled, just like Pancham's.

But she couldn't put him in danger. It wasn't fair. Especially when she'd be going back. She had parents anyway.

"Every other guardian has been murdered," she pointed out grimly, staring at the ground. "You'd just make yourself a target."

"Pssh, naw," said Nuzleaf, waving it off. "If they come after me I'll fight 'em off lickety split. Besides," he continued, his voice in a hush. "I'll know they're comin'.

He gave a reassuring wink.

"So waddaya say?"

Espurr went back to staring at the grooves in the wood, all huddled up. If she said yes, would she be condemning Nuzleaf too?

She wasn't strong enough.

"I'd love it," she finally said, regretting her words all the way.

If there was anymon who could fight them off, it was Nuzleaf. He'd be fine. He knew. He would listen. He'd have to. Wouldn't he?

"Awesome!" said Nuzleaf. "I'll just get the papers drafted 'n all then. We can sign 'em right after the semester ends, if time permits."

"Just don't tell anymon before it's time," said Espurr hastily, staring at him. "Please?"

Nuzleaf scratched the back of his head, a sheepish expression on his face.

"Yeah, sure, I can do that," he said.


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A repairmon from the village came after lunch. It was a rush job – the classroom needed to be cleared of wreckage before anymon from the city came to inspect. The teachers seemed anxious about getting it done as soon as possible. Espurr could see the unpleasant auras of red and green hanging over them all like a haze. Audino ushered the rest of the class out the back by way of some very creepy woods, and led them away quietly while Watchog and Principal Simipour sluggishly talked with the fletchinder repairmon.

"Hey, didja change your mind?" asked Tricky, prancing up as they all trotted back down the pine tree path to the village. Goomy, beside her, looked over and nodded. "Goomy said he wants to hang out too. You could sleep over at my place if they're too busy doing repairs!"

"No, sorry," Espurr started, then stopped.

"Wait, what?" asked Tricky, surprised. "Why?"

"I'll be sleeping somewhere else tonight," said Espurr. The one time words were important, they felt like putty in her mouth.

"Huh?!" Tricky exclaimed.

"W-where?" asked Goomy.

"Did you get adopted?!" Tricky asked hyperactively. "Omg! We can totally sleep over there too!"

"No," said Espurr sharply, catching them off guard. She had to tell them somehow. She took a breath, promising that she'd leave a note later. "I'm leaving. I'm going home."

Tricky and Goomy were left dumbfounded.

"…Home?" asked Tricky. Her ears lowered. "I didn't know you had a home."

Espurr looked down.

"Everymon comes from somewhere," she said.

"Can we visit?" asked Tricky. "Ooh—where are you from?"

Espurr shook her head.

"You can't visit," she said.

"Why not?!" asked Tricky, bounding forward.

"You just can't," said Espurr.

"Wait—you can't just leave like that!" said Tricky. "It's not fair!"

But Espurr had already turned around and left. Tricky bounded after her, but she had slipped away.

There would be time. She would tell them later, when it was all over. She'd tell them why she had to go home.


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Then

The world had colours, but they were faded and dull. Espurr went from home to school to home again. No-one was there. It was dark and cold.

Sometimes there was food. Sometimes the cupboards were empty. She learned how to cook and buy things from the market while her schoolmates added numbers and stacked blocks. There weren't many places that would let a child work, but if she asked around there were usually some odd jobs after school. She learned not to spend hard-earned pocket change on trading cards or mobiles.

Among the sea of school uniforms, strict instructors, and bullies, Espurr had one friend. He was Daniel, a loner like her. They liked to hang out behind the brick building while everyone else played sports and read or compare gross things they found.

If Espurr was lucky, she would see her parents before going to sleep. She knew they hated each other, and only stayed married through the combined power of spite, long hours, and booze. She was the only thing keeping them from going their merry ways, so they must have hated her too. Maybe that was why they were never around.

Often, they came home late. They were loud and hammered those nights, and she could hear them through the walls.

When they did see Espurr, usually on weekends, it was for a progress check.

"Have you been studying for your exams?" asked her father. The words rang out over the quiet breakfast table.

"They're not for three months," Espurr said meekly, huddling over her spoon of porridge. She hid her grimace. It was burnt. She knew how to make better porridge.

"Start early," he replied sternly. "You'll never make it into a proper university if you slack."

Espurr didn't bother arguing. It would only lead to shouting. She just looked at her spoon in the white grainy mess in her bowl.

"We expect perfect grades on your maths exam." Her mum's voice was no less stern. Espurr could hear the undertones of spite that always lingered under the surface. Her mum had never had a real school to go to. "Or do you want to disappoint us? Why aren't you taking it seriously?"

"I am," Espurr muttered meekly, huddling into her coat.

A mistake. Her mum's hand slammed against the table. Her words could cut steel. It made the porridge jolt.

"You're not if you aren't studying. Work harder. Or you'll end up like your friends. They're going nowhere. They're just like their parents."

Like my parents.

Espurr wasn't hungry anymore.

As the years went by, the expectations increased, and the people she once talked to fell out of view. There just wasn't time between the schoolwork and trying to survive. The others couldn't understand why she swept alleys and scrubbed walls at the local shop after school instead of spending time with them. They couldn't understand why she didn't call or get a mobile. She felt different from them, and couldn't explain it, and hid.

When she began to skip football practise, they faded away and became old names.

"Hey," said Daniel, falling into step with her as they left school one day. "Want to—"

"I'm too busy," said Espurr, walking briskly and outpacing him. "I have homework."

"But you're always too busy," Daniel complained loudly. His voice rattled around in her ears, making her head hurt. "When are we going to—"

"Maybe never," snapped Espurr, spinning around. Realising his shock, she gave an apologetic expression and stepped back, offering him a forlorn shrug and a flap of her arms. "Some other day."

Then she left, leaving him standing there. She felt awful about it, but what else could she do? She had to start working now if she wanted to sleep tonight.

Or, perhaps she was just too scared. He had so much that she didn't. She resented him, knowing he deserved it and she didn't. She was exactly like her mum.

They hung out less and less as the years went by. Espurr wanted to reach out badly, but she never had the time or the energy. The more she worked, the more everything became bitter, and the less she had patience for anything else. As Daniel drifted further and further away, soon he stopped talking to her at all.

Books became a prison and an escape. They were the only places where Espurr felt free. No-one could get to her within the walls of an encyclopedia. No-one could call her a layabout or an idiot if she did times tables diagonally or memorised the dictionary. If it had been a bad day, she could drown herself in fiction and pretend she was in them. They were the only things that could take her to faraway places, or make her clever enough to need no-one, and she treasured that.

Maybe that could fill the void everyone else left behind.

Sometimes Espurr wondered when everything would end. She only had to make it to university, right? Then she could get a job, a real job, move elsewhere, and… do what?

She never had an answer for that question. Maybe it was just a useless slip of paper. But if it could buy just one smile or hug, one person praising her for a job well done, then it was worth it. It had to be. She just had to work. Keep working. Needed to be better. She wasn't good enough for anyone. She didn't deserve others until she was perfect.

Espurr moved up a grade with near perfect work. Daniel struggled and got held back a year. It felt hollow. "Should've been better", she overheard her mum insisting to her dad over a bottle. "What is all that studying for?"

She felt terrible, but understood it in some twisted way. They wanted her to do more than what they did with their lives. They needed someone to do better. She could be better. She'd do better. Then maybe they'd see they had a child.

She cooked her thousandth pot of pasta last week. Maybe other parents would be proud.

"It's half raw," chewed her mum with a frown.

"It's called al dente," said Espurr.

"Cook it better next time."

The day after school let out for summer holiday, Espurr tried to comfort Daniel. How long had it been since they'd last talked? Years? It felt like they'd become different people. Daniel more bitter.

"Glad it worked out for you," he grumbled, arms folded.

"Glad what worked out?" asked Espurr.

"Why are you here?"

Daniel looked up at her, wiping his nose on his sleeve. Espurr was taken aback.

"Because you're my f—"

"What? Friend? Top of the class shouldn't bother with a loser like me," said Daniel.

"That's not true—" started Espurr.

"Then why didn't you say something?" Daniel stood up. If his coat could have hackles, they'd be raised. He roared and his voice cut deep. "Why haven't you talked to me?! It's been years!"

"I didn't have time," pleaded Espurr.

That was a lie. She could have made time if she really cared. Even between all the work, there was a second or two she could have etched out, surely.

"Exactly," said Daniel. He kicked the gravel and sprayed her battered uniform with dirt. "Nothing's important to you but your stupid grade. Can't hang out with someone like me if you want to look good. Not unless you're cheering up the class runt."

Espurr tried to brush the dirt off her uniform. "That's not—"

"Just shove off," spat Daniel bitterly. "Stop pretending like you care."

So Espurr did. She knew he was right: she didn't care. There were too many years wedged between them for that. Why did she bother talking to him again? Was it just for empty gratification? To feel better about herself? To look better?

It was probably for the better that he hated her, honestly. She had the entire summer to start preparing for the next term. He was a distraction, and she wasn't good enough.

Her grades came back next year shorter than the previous ones. Espurr couldn't understand. She'd pulled her hair out studying! It had to be a mistake. It had to.

She had to do better. She had to be better. Better than all the others. Nothing but perfect.

It wasn't enough. Nothing was enough. Secondary school was hard, but she'd done well in the first year – how could she be backsliding? She was nothing without this. Nothing. Why would anyone care about her otherwise?

There were colours but Espurr couldn't see them. She grew more and more exhausted. She no longer had the energy for odd jobs and just made do with porridge. Her corner of the dark, grey house and the overwhelming silence became her life. She worked and worked and it got more and more difficult. Teachers who once gave her praise now chewed her out over shoddy bookwork and it carved out a piece of her. She had nothing more to give. She was spent. She was worthless.

One day, they moved. It was to move in with relatives overseas. Espurr lost everything she knew. She had bleak memories of their house, but she knew every crack and corner inside and out. She liked to stare out the back window sometimes and watch all the people who used to be her friends laugh and kick a ball around.

All of them knew she'd be moving a week in advance. She'd grown up next to them all her life. None of them said goodbye. She was a ghost.

Espurr cried on the plane but understood she was worthless. She was glad she was surrounded by strangers.

At some point, after moving from green lakes and pastures to open prairies, surrounded by schoolwork and transition papers and moving boxes and the constant shouting of relatives, she stopped leaving her small bedroom at all. It wasn't worth it.

All that mattered was the upcoming exam. It was everything. It was her whole life. She'd sacrificed everything, she'd been studying all year. If she could score it just right, things could change. All that selfishness would pay off and she'd prove to everyone that she wasn't worthless and a waste of space. She had to prove it. This was everything, her whole life. It was all one. Test. Away.

She just needed to get home in time to do it.


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Back on Her Bullshit
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Location
a Terrace of Indeterminate Location in Snowbelle
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She/Her
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  1. espurr
  2. fennekin
  3. zoroark
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CHAPTER FIFTEEN: WE TAKE AN UNEXPECTED DETOUR

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Nightfall was soon. Espurr had to act, and quick. Since the police were here in town, she decided to use them. A quick, anonymous tip that something was about to happen at the Crooked House was enough to send them on their way. Then, after sneaking away and making sure she was seen when Audino locked up for the night, Espurr packed everything she thought she'd need into her shabby brown bag and went down at twilight to survey.

She needed to be there. Hydreigon would know what happened, surely, but she had to see for herself.

Espurr snuck down to the outskirts of town and crawled through the muddy foliage, the dark path alight with the sound of chirping insects. She found a place to crouch down just outside the gate, where she was sure she'd be out of danger. She didn't know what was about to happen, but if she waited long enough, she'd find o—

"Espurr!"

Espurr hissed and jumped high in the air. She spun around, seeing Tricky hesitantly stepping forward from a pair of bushes, her eyes wide.

"Tricky!" Espurr said, calming down. "What are you doing here?"

"We were seeing what you were doing," said Tricky indignantly, tilting her head. "Duuuh."

"We?" asked Espurr.

Goomy looked out from behind Tricky's large, bushy tail. He waved a slimy paw. "H-hi."

"It's not safe out here," said Espurr, calmly scouting the area over the bush. She felt bad turning them away, but didn't show it. "You should just go back."

"Then why are you here?" asked Tricky.

"Because I'm—" Espurr cut herself off. "It doesn't matter."

Should she tell them? It only seemed fair. Especially if she was leaving.

Tricky spoke up. She stomped her foot.

"If you're leaving, we're not just letting you go away without—"

A sudden explosion in the town caught all three of them off-guard. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy looked into the town square to see Nuzleaf duelling with the Coneheads.

He bounced from house to house, launching attacks at them. They followed up with blasts of their own, which he barely dodged with his agility. His green cape billowed behind him.

It was starting to draw a crowd in the square. Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy stayed in hiding behind a trash bin, watching as Nuzleaf drew the battle out of the town and down the path. They watched as the coneheads whizzed past them and down towards... the Crooked House!

"Come on!" hissed Espurr, getting up from where she was. "We have to follow them!"

As they went down the path, sticking to the foliage and staying out of sight, Espurr saw the police lights whizz past. That must have been her tip!

"Did you know this was going to happen?!" asked Tricky as they bounded along. Goomy was sliming quickly, trying to keep up. Espurr nodded.

"How?!" asked Tricky.

"I'll explain later," Espurr said hurriedly. They did at least deserve an explanation. If she wasn't going to see them again after tonight, she owed them that.

They reached the house soon enough. It was surrounded by police.

Espurr hid herself in a bush, Tricky and Goomy following.

"What are all these 'mon doing here?" asked Tricky. Espurr shushed her and watched with bated breath. Her heart caught in her chest, and she hoped that Nuzleaf wasn't already… the sight of that stone seviper flashed in her head.

There were flashes from inside the crooked house, and all of a sudden, a figure stumbled out the front door. Espurr's eyes widened as police lights shone on him. It was Ampharos!

His green cape billowed in the wind, the yellow pokemon shielding his eyes with a flipper. He looked surprised to see all those policemon here. As the police fastened Ampharos' flippers with a spool of glowing rope and took him away, Espurr watched as Nuzleaf stumbled out of the house and was tended to by the police.

The Coneheads were nowhere to be seen.

"What was all that?!" asked Tricky, flipping out in the bush. "Ampharos totally just got arrested!"

"It's done," said Espurr softly, sitting back in surprise and relief. Her eyes followed Ampharos being led away. "We finally got rid of him."

"Wait," said Tricky. "Waitwaitwait. You mean you figured it out? It was him?"

"I think so," Espurr nodded.

"How? Why didn't you tell us?"

"Because—" Espurr stopped, realising she didn't have a very good reason. "Because I work better alone."

"What does that mean?" Tricky looked puffed up, angry.

Espurr scowled and folded her arms, studying the ground. Her ears twitched, hearing something in the forest. Was that anything to worry about?

There was no point holding it off any longer.

"There's something I didn't tell you," she said. "Either of you. You should hear it."

Tricky sat down, her tail and ears flicking in annoyance. Goomy looked at her silently with waiting eyes. Espurr took a deep breath, and prepared to admit everything—

Espurr heard the whistling just as Tricky's eyes widened, ears pricked up.

"Look out!" Tricky screamed, brushing up Goomy with her tail and pouncing on Espurr, throwing them all out of the way of a blast. Espurr rolled to a stop and looked up. They untangled themselves from the pile they had landed in, all seeing a Conehead approaching from the underbrush. Espurr's eyes widened in horror. Her mind raced. How did it find them? And if Ampharos was being taken to prison, why hadn't they…

"Scatter!" yelled Tricky, and the three of them picked themselves up and fled.

"I thought we got rid of them!" said Espurr as they ran. "How… wait."

There were only two of them with Nuzleaf…

Espurr thought fast. Who would know this place better than…

"Tricky!" she said. "Where can we hide?"

Tricky's ears popped up. Her eyes gained a mischievous glint.

"You're okay with anywhere?" she asked.

Espurr looked at Goomy.

"J-just hide us," he shivered.

Tricky's grin grew wide.

"I know just the place!" she yipped. "Follow me!"

She took a hard right, and Espurr and Goomy followed her. Seconds later, a blast hit where they would have been running, causing the grass to shrivel up and turn to stone.

They emerged from the forest and into the open rows of Carracosta's farmland. As they disappeared into the fields, the mountains loomed above them and blotted out the night sky, getting closer and closer.

"Where are we going?!" Espurr yelled to Tricky as they ran. They were about to reach a dead end!

"You'll see!" yelled Tricky, looking back. She looked forward and suddenly gasped, trying to skid to a stop in the dirt. "Ahh! We're here!"

Espurr only had a second to recognise the tell-tale stench of mystery dungeon before they hit the shimmering, overgrown cave, and tumbled forth into darkness.

She gasped and curled herself up, her bag tumbling after her as she fell against Tricky, Goomy letting out a yelp as he fell on top of her. They all landed in a pile on a bed of flowers, letting out a large cloud of pollen that coated them in yellow.

Espurr sat up, coughing and wiping the stuff away, while Tricky shook herself off. Goomy sneezed. They looked around the silent corridors, overgrown with flowers and fines like the inside of a bush. A strange, illuminating moonlight snuck through the canopy, lighting the hallways with an unearthly glow.

"Where are we?" Espurr looked at Tricky. Her voice echoed through the cavern, overgrown with vines and flowers from the roof to the floor.

Tricky looked around.

"It's different than I remember…" she trailed off. "It's called Nectar Meadows. I haven't been here in years."

Espurr's eyes lightened. She remembered that from her book.

"Wait," she and Goomy both said at once.

"What?" asked Tricky.

"Isn't this…" Espurr started.

"T-the book says there's b-beedrill that live here," stuttered Goomy.

Tricky waved it off.

"Nah," she said, tail high. "It'll be fiiine. They're only a problem in…"

Her tail and ears suddenly drooped.

"…Summer."

Both Espurr and Goomy looked at her with wide, disbelieving eyes. Tricky tittered.

"Uhh… maybe they're asleep?" she grinned nervously, shrinking back. "A— anyway, bugs hate fire! So we'll be fine! I think!"

She pranced ahead, ears pinned back.

"How big can this dungeon be, anyway?"

Espurr and Goomy looked at each other, then picked up and followed her.


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There was no mistaking it was a dungeon from the moment they walked in. The overgrown wooden sign just inside labelled "Now Entering - Nectar Meadows, 1 – 3F. BEWARE OF BEEDRILL" helped. The dungeon must have overgrown it.

The halls were filled with all sorts of plants, from moss to tall grass to various flowers that lined the walls and roof of the dungeon. Pollen hung in the air. The sweetness of flowers mingled with the rotting scent of mystery dungeon, making Espurr wrinkle her nose as she walked. Goomy sneezed. Tricky sniffled. As Espurr stepped under one of the holes in the dungeon's sunlight-filtered canopy, she saw that the halls ahead were completely empty.

They crossed a floor.

"Don't you think it's been too quiet?" she asked as they went on. "The sign said there were supposed to be beedrill."

"I-I'm not complaining if we d-don't find beedrill," said Goomy with a shiver.

"Yeah," agreed Tricky. She whistled, which echoed down the halls. Espurr looked behind them as a flower's stem seemed to slither up the walls like a centipede. "See? They must be sleeping."

"But there's not anything here," pointed out Espurr, looking around as they walked. "The dungeon's completely empty."

"We're on floor two," said Tricky. "That's… almost there! What else could there b—"

The pin missile suddenly slammed into them. Espurr let out a grunt as one sent her flying. She smacked against the wall hard and tumbled to the ground with a grunt, then scrambled back. Their attackers were a trio of large, hovering, insect-like creatures she assumed were beedrill. One alone was larger than her! Espurr thought fast, grabbed a rock, and pelted it in the beedrill's face.

"Goomy!" she scurried out of the way as the beedrill was knocked back in the air, looking for her partner. One of the beedrills dove for Goomy, but he let out a large yell and summoned several purple sparks from his paws. They fizzled out into the air and barely did anything. He had to duck out of the way as it swooped down and tried to skewer him, its large spear missing by a hair.

The other beedrill was already back on its wings. Espurr got in front of Goomy and prepared to whack it with the bag as it zoomed in—

"Begone, foul beast!"

A shot of flame suddenly flew out of nowhere from behind them, sending the beedrill flying back.

Tricky, who had been thrown into the other hallway, scurried back, joining the three of them. They backed away as more and more of the beedrill appeared, forming an entire swarm.

"I don't think we can fight that," Espurr noted.

"Great observation," Tricky said, deadpan. "Run!'

The three of them booked it. The swarm was very fast, almost as fast as they were. Tricky sent back blasts of fire to keep them at bay, while Espurr found things to pick up and throw. A particularly sharp rock whacked a beedrill in the face, sending it careening back and hitting a few others, which slammed into the dungeon wall and fell to the floor, dizzy.

Espurr quickly found something else to lob, her energy renewed. Goomy didn't have anything much to throw, but he was doing a good job of keeping up. Some of his sparks coalesced into a small attack, zapping one of the beedrill. Goomy lit up with excitement.

Suddenly, the swarm was disrupted by something. Something big. Behind them. The three of them looked back, seeing a bunch of beedrill falling to the ground behind them.

Stone.

Espurr caught on quickly.

"It's the Coneheads!" she yelled. "They found us!"

"How?!" Tricky squealed.

The swarm descended upon the Coneheads, which was rebutted with more dark blasts. More and more of the bees fell to the ground as stone statues, then crumbled away into dust.

Goomy's antennae perked up.

"D-down here!" he cried.

Espurr saw where he was pointing—towards an alleyway to the side—and caught on quickly. The three of them got the same idea at the same time. Tricky shot a blast of fire, which combined with Goomy's sparks. The fire turned purple and created a fiery blast that obscured everyone's vision. In the chaos, the three of them lunged into the side alley and pinned themselves to the wall, completely silent, as the swarm of beedrill rushed past.

All of them barely dared to breathe as the Coneheads followed, meticulous and silent, searching the main corridor. But they gave up and passed on, and only when their crooked heads turned the corner did the three of them slump to the ground, letting out sighs of relief as they flopped over.

Espurr's heart was still pounding with adrenaline, the rush slowly wearing off as they got their bearings. The pollen settled around them as they dusted themselves off and recovered in the alley.

They slumped down together in the alley and caught their breath. Tricky and Goomy looked at Espurr.

"What now?"

Espurr huddled up into the vines and looked at the ground.

"I don't know," she said.

This was all so much bigger than just the dungeon. The Coneheads must have… known that Espurr was going to be at the Crooked House. Why would they split up like that otherwise? It felt too deliberate. Her heart sank as she put the pieces together.

"I don't think it's a coincidence the Coneheads found us," she said. "They didn't just stumble upon us; they knew we were going to be there. That's why they didn't attack the police or try to free Ampharos. I think we walked into a trap. And that means…"

She sighed and huddled down further.

"I don't know what to do. I'm sorry I got us all into this."

The last part was the hardest to admit.

"I can't fix it on my own," Espurr mumbled.

Tricky and Goomy huddled closer to her.

"Espurr, you don't have to," said Tricky.

"Y-yeah," said Goomy. "W-we're all in this."

"But you don't understand—" Espurr started.

"What don't we understand?" Tricky asked.

How was she supposed to tell them? If she couldn't fix it, then she didn't have control, and that meant…

"If I can't fix it on my own, then what am I worth?" Espurr asked. "I'm supposed to save all of you, and it's all just going…"

The words were tumbling out of her mouth, and she didn't have control of them anymore.

"W-why would you have to fix it on your own?" asked Goomy. He looked confused.

"Because—" said Espurr. She stopped. She wasn't able to finish.

"Because what?" asked Tricky.

"Because I have to," Espurr insisted. Neither of them look convinced. She took a deep breath. "The Coneheads are here because of me. Ampharos is here because of me. So all of this, everything they do, it's all on me! I have to be the one to solve it. Not you. Not the teachers. Not anymon else."

Tricky and Goomy were silent. Espurr couldn't take it, so she filled the silence with more words.

"I mess up everywhere I go," she kept rambling. "I've never been good enough. I thought maybe if I fixed this mess, then someone would…"

She trailed off. Someone would want me for once.

"I shouldn't have got you involved. It's just two more 'mon I've put in danger."

Tricky stepped forward.

"I'm here because I want to be," she said firmly. "And Goomy is too! Right?"

She looked at Goomy, who gave a large nod.

"I don't know what's going on, but… aren't we your friends?" Tricky asked. She looked down at the flowers. Her tail swished back and forth, then curled around her.

"It's okay if you have to leave after this. I don't mind. I'll let you go. But you don't have to do any of this on your own! If you're going to fight the Coneheads, we're going with you no matter what. And you don't get a say in the matter."

"Y-yeah," Goomy agreed, trembling and puffing himself up like he was mustering up the bravery. "I-I'm not letting you d-do this on your own."

Espurr thought some more. All this time… she'd been shoving it down, but she didn't know what she was going back home to. She'd never been given this for free before. And it wasn't like Tricky or Goomy to extort or manipulate…

"You really mean that?" she asked, unsure.

"Of course!" said Tricky.

"W-why wouldn't we?" asked Goomy.

For the first time, Espurr pulled them both into a hug. They hugged back.

"But you're still on the hook for telling us whatever you were going to say once we get out of here," Tricky said when they broke the hug.

"Of course," said Espurr. She felt strangely giddy after that.

"Now let's get out of here together!" Tricky proudly announced.

Espurr, Tricky, and Goomy peeked out of the dungeon alleyway and looked both ways. The hall was empty.

"Looks like the beedrill disappeared…" said Tricky.

"And the Coneheads," Espurr added. She eyed the ground and thought for a moment. "How can we get past them both?"

Goomy perked up.

"I-it looked like they were f-fighting," he said. "N-not just chasing us."

Tricky perked up too with a gasp.

"Wait," she said. "That's true! Beedrill attack anything. I learned about them in Watchdog's class."

Espurr got an idea.

"Can we lure the beedrill to some part of the dungeon?" she asked.

Tricky nodded.

"Totally," she said. "Just need some fire."

For show, she burped up a small flame.

"I think I have an idea," said Espurr. She huddled them all together, and started to explain…


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They crossed another floor without encountering either the beedrill or the Coneheads. Espurr could hear them flying around, and every once in a while, she thought she saw the flickering lights of the coneheads. But the three of them were careful not to be seen.

If they could escape the dungeon without encountering them, then Espurr was going to count that as a win in her book. But that was unlikely. They couldn't face them both on their own, and fighting one would attract the other. So Espurr decided to use that in their favour.

It wasn't long before their luck ran out. Up in the hallway ahead, they ran into the Coneheads. Tricky gasped and motioned with a paw towards them. When Espurr and Goomy saw, they quickly backed out of sight. Then, they found a few convenient flower bushes to hide in, covering their breath so they wouldn't be heard. They watched as the Coneheads monitored the area, searching through bushes, getting closer and closer. Their dark energy made the entire floor dour. Espurr looked at Tricky and nodded. It was time.

Tricky blew out a small flame and deliberately set one of the flowers alight. The fire started to spread with her help. Before long, the dungeon grumbled. In the distance, they could hear the flapping of several beedrill.

"They're coming!" hissed Tricky. "Hide!"

Then, the dungeon began to pick up. A rotten wind started to blow. Espurr picked up on it first. That was… far stronger than they expected…

"Grab onto something!" she yelled, then ducked for cover. The wind started to blow stronger, stronger, stronger…

The Coneheads noticed them. Quick as a flash, they drew their arms, lighting the corridor with green, red, and yellow flickers. They locked on Espurr. She yelped and rolled over, squinting her eyes shut as she expected to be hit—

A sudden blast of wind ricocheted down the corridor, blowing away everything in its wake. Espurr found a root to cling to, Tricky digging her paws into the dirt and biting onto a thick bramble. Goomy, small and light, clung to a patch of weeds, which anchored him to the ground.

The Coneheads were blown away at first. But they quickly found a foothold against the wind, anchoring their large arms into the ground and crawling back. Espurr watched, her face falling into worry as one of the Coneheads lifted an arm out of the ground and started to charge up an attack. They were sitting ducks—

The buzzing of the beedrill got louder. The three of them looked the other way as suddenly, a large swarm of beedrill tumbled down the hallway in midair, unable to keep up with the dungeon wind. They ducked their heads as the beedrill tumbled past, barely grazing the tips of their fur. The beedrill smashed into the Coneheads, blowing them away and down the hall and around the bend.

"Hold on!" Tricky barked. Goomy's grip almost slipped, but Espurr caught him with her free paw.

The wind died down after a bit, allowing them to slowly fall to the ground and regain their bearings. They hit the ground gently, landing without a scratch.

Espurr stood up, feeling her legs quake a little.

"That was awesome!" yelled Tricky. Goomy, whose blubber was quivering a little, nodded his head in excited agreement.

"I-I feel great," he said.

Espurr had to agree. "It… was," she said.

Tricky sniffed the air.

"I can smell the stairs!" she crowed, prancing ahead. Espurr and Goomy quickly followed her.

"You can smell them?" asked Espurr. "How?"

"I just… can," said Tricky. "They smell like flowers. Follow me!"

She bounded forward, and Espurr and Goomy quickly dashed to keep up.


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The dungeon was only one floor longer. They snuck through the hallways and up the stairs, making sure to hide in patches of weeds and flowers whenever any beedrill were around. Goomy snagged a few flowers for himself, and Espurr dusted her coat of all the pollen. Having long fur was a hassle.

Soon, they emerged into the fields the same way they went in, just like in the Drilbur Mines. Espurr didn't understand how it worked yet, but she was learning to take it as it came.

The sun was already starting to rise. It had only felt like an hour, but she guessed they'd spent the whole night in there…

The three of them walked home through the fields, and nicked a couple of berries from overhanging plants for a quick breakfast. The sky got brighter and brighter as they walked.

"Hey, d-didn't you say y-you w-were going to tell us something?" Goomy asked.

Espurr nodded, her eyes widening. She'd forgot!

"Right," she said, stopping. Tricky and Goomy turned to look at her. "Where do I start?

"I'm not from here," she began. "Really not from here. I'm from another world, where everymon… one isn't…" she looked down and gestured at her cat-ness. "Like this. We call ourselves 'humans'."

She looked at them, wringing her paws together. "And that's the truth."

She looked down and waited for the onslaught of protest.

But it never came.

When she cracked her eyes open again, she saw Goomy, whose antennae were flopped sideways in confusion, and Tricky, whose eyes were wide as saucers.

Tricky's eyes widened. For a moment, Espurr didn't know what to expect.

The gears turned in Tricky's head.

"Wait," she said. "Waitwaitwait. So you're saying you're… one of the legendary heroes?"

Espurr nodded. "I think so."

Tricky let out a snicker. Then she laughed.

"Bwahaha!" she giggled. "That's good! You're funny!

Espurr eyed the ground.

"It's alright if you don't believe me," Espurr started.

"…Wait, you're serious?" The laughter disappeared from Tricky's face.

Then, her eyes widened again.

"Wait," she said, her tail lowering and ears pricking up. "You're serious?"

They got so wide they may have been saucer plates.

"You're serious?!" she shouted. "Omg omg omg! This is insane!"

"Wait. You… believe me?" Espurr looked surprised.

"Well duh I believe you! Don't you see how awesome this is?!" Tricky pranced back and forth between Espurr, Goomy, and the large bushes several times. There was a wide, excited grin on her snout.

"I-I don't get it," said Goomy.

Tricky stopped right in front of them, kicking up dust. Her tail wagged back and forth like a manic dog.

"I'll explain everything!" she exclaimed. "I, uh, I have to go sneak back into my bedroom before Pops flays me, but you guys meet me at the school library right before class! I'll be there I promise!"


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Ambyssin

Gotta go back. Back to the past.
Location
Residency hell
Pronouns
he/him
Partners
  1. silvally-dragon
  2. necrozma-ultra
  3. milotic
  4. zoroark-soda
  5. dreepy
  6. mewtwo-ambyssin
Merry blitzmas!
Disclaimer: My blitz reviews are stream of consciousness styled rambles. Let me know if you have any questions.

1-6 (I feel like I'm shorthanding Ace Attorney case numbers here)
-Do people even still have lawn flamingos in this day and age?
-I'm willing to bet that, even with not liking people much, Espurr is one of those folks who has a hard time saying no to others.
-Making Nuzleaf an instructor at the school is an interesting change, but probably necessary to have him interacting with the kids, since it was Audino who found Espurr.
-Also, Deerling's explanation makes me wonder if there are just regular old animals in your take on the world. And if they, y'know, serve as food and whatnot for pokémon.
-W... why is goomy described as having paws?
-Another reminder of global warming in this world. I'm sure it's nothing catastrophic or anything. :)
-Having this all in Espurr's POV does seem to... accentuate the worst aspects of Tricky for the audience. Which I'm guessing is intentional. And deviates from PSMD where the protag mostly goes along with the partner's shenanigans without throwing much of a fit.
-Okay, I think I remember this chapter from goodfic but never reviewed it properly. One wonders if this would get Tricky to adjust her behavior at all, but then I see the next chapter title and I press X to doubt.
-It is funny that everyone suspects Ampharos just based off his weird behavior. Since, yes, to any human this would be very suspicious.

1-7
-Tricky looks so very... dog in this chapter art. She loaned her last brain cell to someone else and never remembered to ask for it back. :Sadbees:
-Oooh, Tricky, you almost had that moment of clarity. But I guess it's too early in the fic for that.
-Espurr willing to throw more trust toward Nuzleaf than Tricky with helping her learn pokémon stuff is both somewhat accurate to PSMD and teeing things up for the heartbreak that'll come when it turns out he's all hopped up on Dark Matter.
-Espurr going in after Tricky when she said she wouldn't is huuuuge "can't say no to anyone" energy. Now we wait for the part of the fic where she learns to put her foot down for real.
-A goomy and an espurr wielding rakes like weapons is a funny mental image.
-H-How did Goomy wave goodbye to Tricky? With an antenna?
-Another brief, if tense appearance of the beheeyem. It's interesting that you use this sort of swishing noise to herald their return. Part of me expected this to be a fake out and Tricky would pop out of a bush or something. But it looks like you ended up playing it straight.
-If I had to guess, based on this chapter and the conversation Espurr heard at the end of the last one, Nuzleaf's going to take her in, putting things more in line with PSMD. Either he'll volunteer to or Espurr will request it based on stuff that'll happen in the coming chapters.

1-8
-I'm sure these energy companies having great profits while the world appears to be getting warmer is something great. And that Sparkleglimmer is a pure, wholesome director who cares about his workers.
-Ah, so Espurr thinks people are getting turned to stone. Just... she has the wrong culprit in mind. So close.
-Oh. Espurr's narration has progressed to predicting Tricky's bad behavior. :unquag:
-They didn't even ask why Tricky was getting pulled from school. XD
-I'm willing to bet that old book is suspicious. Like maybe it's how Nuzleaf gets corrupted or has instructions relayed to him by Yveltal or Dark Matter or whatever. Cuz he sure is eager to get rid of it when Espurr shows up.
-[goes to Bulbapedia] I guess espurr do have tails. That I've noticed. Because I've never used espurr for anything.
-Suddenly Pancham. I'm not even sure why he's dangling this carrot in front of Espurr like this. The scene itself doesn't give much of a hint. But you do bridge it with Ampharos' possible presence, so I guess it isn't a big deal.
-I'm not sure what's funnier. That there's a mystery dungeon atlas or that, like any good school, the version a teacher is using is out of date.
-I don't exactly remember how the mines go in PSMD — a lot of that game is a blur, admittedly — but the idea of Tricky's presence just making all these moles seem even whimpier is funny. They're like a group of goomy. Though part of me wonders if you're overdoing it with the stammering.

1-9
-Of course that's what you call this chapter.
-Again, where are these goomy paws coming from? 🤔
-I do like the environmental usage of the gems to help deal with the geodude. It's a neat touch.
-Stairs, eh? Guess we are taking the literal interpretation to dungeons here.
-Well, Gabite's initial appearance is certainly menacing. And Espurr's scolding of Tricky doesn't feel quite as poignant since, yes, she had wanted to go into this dungeon. At least she gets called out on it.
-As a whole, I enjoy how you handle Gabite. Starting out with it being this hulking beast that the kids just try and run away from. And when they end up cornered it's another environmental sort of fight that turns Gabite's treasure horde against it, in a manner of speaking. It's a nice follow up from how the dungeon starts. Sorta like when a game teaches you about a mechanic in a safer part of the level, then tests you on in a more dangerous situation.
-And of course Espurr froze up multiple times and it was (partly) Tricky that bailed her out. So, we'll see if that can soften their dynamic up a bit going forward. My money's on that not quite being the case yet. But I could be wrong.

1-10
-I do still think the stuttering's a bit overdone, but I love these dopey drilbur. They'd rather be anywhere but here. XD
-Honestly the whole intro's pretty comical. From the overexaggerated responses of the drilbur to Watchog... stomping up to them and Watchogging so hard that the drilbur actually sober up and lose their stutters to bombard Watchog with criticisms. It's great.
-So, uh, what's the under on this big emera stash leading to these mines getting bought out by one of these big energy companies mentioned in the newspaper snippets? :Copyka:
-Oh. Okay. This whole dare thing was actually an "It's just a prank, bro!" moment. I'm... not quite sure if you're trying to play up Pancham and Shelmet as assholes for your adaptation. Mainly because it's been a little while since we've actually seen them.
-I do like Espurr's inner conflict over this outing potentially being fun. I'm not sure if part of it's, like, her being a pokémon now and that danger exciting her espurr instincts. Or if maybe her human self was secretly hoping to have something wild and exciting happen in her life and never realized it until this moment.
-So, uh, is it safe to say Espurr and Tricky have achieved FWIENSHIP status now? Did I call it? Just a pity these three collective doofuses are drawing all the wrong conclusions about their escapades. Not sure how long they're going to suspect Ampharos. My guess is eventually they find out he's leader of the Expedition Society and Tricky will immediately think he's innocent while Espurr continues to press X to doubt. (Also I guess the Expedition Society doesn't have the same notoriety in this world... or, at least, it doesn't for towns like this one that are considered "the boonies.")

1-11
-Ah, guess the mine was already owned by a big energy company. RIP.
-Oh, neat, and the big corpo gets all the treasure, too. Just like in real life! :unquag:
-The way this training with Nuzleaf gets described, it makes me think Espurr's equivalent to, like, a level 1-5 'mon.
-A pokémon who can't use a single move? Ha ha... yeah. Golly, that sure would be awful. What author would come up with something like that? :Copyka:
-Lmao. Thinking about Pancham is enough to get Espurr's psychic powers working.
-Aww you gave Deerling honse frens. (I actually don't remember if they were super minor characters in PSMD.)
-Oh boy a school field trip. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
-I like to imagine Ampharos is just standing in the corner like one of those meme templates.
-I appreciate the reminder Espurr had met Tinkaton before. Otherwise I wouldn't have remembered. But it's interesting that they can connect some plot dots here. IIRC you drew Nuzleaf with a cape in 1-6's art, so I'm willing to bet that it's Nuzleaf they're really referring to, not Ampharos. But gotta keep up the suspicions. The Constructs thing is an interesting way to handle the beheeyem this time around. Maybe they're actually Void Shadows running around on the surface? And I like the idea that this ties into all the teases about energy and emeras in previous chapter openings.
-Huh. So Espurr's going to live in Crossings then? I still want to think that's Nuzleaf somehow, but I think he was mentioned as being from Serene Village, so... maybe not.
 
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