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At that point, I might as well just use PKHeX...
I would like unlimited funds to do a shopping spree and a ticket to the pokestore they just opened in the u.s. (what can i say my plushie collections getting low?).
Granted! You get a free ticket for a flight to this brand new Pokemon Center, as well as a gift card that never runs out of funds. But things go sideways once you enter the airport. The flight is delayed once, then twice, and continues to get delayed. When the plane is finally cleares to take off, it's 2 AM and you're exhausted.
The flight itself, somehow, is even worse. Behind you, there is a screaming child that seems to be kicking your seat every five seconds. For the entirety of the multihour flight. You fight through it though, saying to yourself that it will all be worth it for those sweet sweet Pokémon plushies.
After what seems like an eternity, you land safely on the ground. Goodbye screaming child, hello Pokémon plushies. You have been awake for over 24 hours at this point and barely thinking straight, but you FINALLY made it. FINALLY, you can get your Pokémon merch you've been dreaming of for all this time.
When you enter the Pokémon Center, you grab every piece of merch that you can carry. Clothes, figures, pins, Pokémon cards (no way, they actually have them in stock!), video games, and of course the stuffed animals. Sleep deprived and giddy, you go to the register and the cashier scans your Dragonite's hoard of merchandise. Handing the cashier your gift card, she swipes the card once.
Then she frowns and tries it again.
And again.
After about the sixth attempt, she calls over the manager and they discuss the error. After a lifetime seems to have passed, the manager smiles at you and delivers some crushing news.
"I'm sorry, but this card isn't valid at this location. These gift cards only work at our Pokémon Centers located in Japan."
You argue with everything you have, begging and pleading for them to make an exception. You stayed awake for over 24 hours to get these! You endured four delayed flights and screaming toddlers! All you want is your Pokémon swag!
But alas. The manager continues to apologize profusely, but does not change his mind. The card is not valid at the US location. No exception. Leaving you emptyhanded, with no Pokémon plushies.
I wish for a GameShark so I can cure my shiny Glaceon's case of his Glitchy-itis.
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