Character Groupchat

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: Especially if they're part of the Homeowners Association too..

 

[NebulaDreams]

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: Well, LEGALLY speaking, I can't tell you how I got a Rotom Phone in prison. But, HYPOTHETICALLY, if one were to have an associate on the outside that can smuggle in a Rotom Phone... they could get a Rotom Phone.

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken i’m not sure i wanna know how someone smuggled a rotom phone. the rotom must really hate their life right now

CursedChicken: I swear to Arceus, if you guys are joking about this... However, if you guys are being serious, I would LOVE to learn more about human culture. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken humans are the white bread of society, they’re more free than pokémon and some of them choose to go on trainer journeys where pokémon tag along with them to become stronger, but most of them choose to study or work in an office. they also found a way to poison themselves for fun with alcohol and cigarettes. mind u i can’t say much since i take both. iirc some pokémon make beer out of fermented fruit so it runs everywhere. yolo

oddishbeats5: W-well, if you're a mon, then hhhhow are you here?

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >oddishbeats5 i’m literally a pokemon and i’m here lmao

 

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grdtypslashtrnr96: > thousandsofdidlegendaries: > laughs. And somewhere a anthroplogist is crying, and they don't know why....

[Sorry missed it earlier!]

CursedChicken > Grdtypslashtrnr96: Believe it or not, punching a random Pokémon in the face is NOT something I was planning on doing. But, I guess if you have the money for it...

Re:

Grdtypslashtrnr96: > CursedChicken : >
While i doubt our currencies would be compatable i could pay in cash. Or services. Or goods. Name your price and if you can give concreete evidence that you were able to give that onion headed sadist legend a pair of shinners you'll get your pay.

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: Nah, me and Rotom are basically best buds now. We chat about life and argue about which Pokémon are the strongest, which gets me some weird looks from the 'mons here... (I say that Mewtwo is the strongest)

CursedChicken > Grdtypslashtrnr96: Perhaps, BEFORE I accept your proposal, I would like more information on the target in question, as well as your background and reasoning for wanting me to punch them in the first place. THEN I will consider accepting.

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: "Poisoning themselves for fun"? That's... odd. But I guess I can't act all high and mighty when Pokémon drink a LOT over here, too. Others even do this drug called "Stardust" as a coping mechanism. Apparently it works for some 'mons, but I'm personally not desperate enough to do either. Not yet, anyway. Come back to me in a week and we'll see where I'm at.

 

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Grdtypslashtrnr96: > cursed chicken : >
Certianly. The target in question is the forest sage mon/healer Celebi. The reasoning why is two fold

1) i appealed to the critter for healing, stage 5, metastatic, cancer. Instead of saying either yes, and doing it. Or no,and leaving me for dead, it decided that a moral lesson must be taught. That "lesson" has overwritten the base reality of a region. Endangered all of its residents. And involves kidnapling my son, who has no part of my crimes, and the Legend is holding him hostage in another dimension to ensure my good behavior/complience.

I've been able to find a means to contact Silver,and have proof he's been psychically assaulted (memory loss bare minimum), and since i cant escape right now to pay the shrub back...

Well thats where you come in.

2) even if ypur Celebi isnt my evil piece of work, theres evidence that the shrubs share a colective memory. Thus even though you are might be hitting the wrong one the right one will feel the pain.

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[Oh boy! Character lore!]

CursedChicken > Grdtypslashtrnr96: Holy sh*t dude. Celebi just straight up kidnapped your son and sealed him away in another... dimension?? Honestly, that might warrant MORE then just a punch in the face...

CursedChicken > Grdtypslashtrnr96: I'm not going to pretend like I know EXACTLY what you're going through, but the Legends over here are, for lack of better words, just as petty. Even in the literal apocalypse, they refuse to do ANYTHING to try and help us (Believe me, praying to Arceus essentially gets a response of "skill issue lmao")

CursedChicken > Grdtypslashtrnr96: How about I cut you a deal? IF you can find a way to help me break out of prison, then I'll do you one better then just punching that onionhead. I'll break Silver out of that other dimension and bring him back to you.

[And thus begins the plot of a fic that I will probably never start ]
[But honestly, this would make for a silly oneshot]

 

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[Laughs, yeaj and all thst plot is chapter 1-3 for this guys home fic i giess you could condence our chat, edit it to be from your povs perspective and swing thst as a oneshot i'll poke back formally later]

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[Yeah, maybe that'll be my first fic I post here! We'll see :P]

 

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Grdslashtrnr 96:> cursedchicken: > the legends here are hellishly proactive. As the tao duo are in contract with celebi, and presently the wardens of both Silver and mine's incarceration. i'm unsure as to how you can sneak him out to me. Or visa versa. If you can draw celebi away however, via an assault or distraction, i may be able to arrange a break in to the Aether Foundation and purloin transport for both me and my son and a few other souls they are holding captive.

As for methods for your escape.. i suppose before we start i need to know where are your lines. What are the means thst are too far in your books, and are there othrr vairable to consoder. Do you need to get others out, or goods out, besides yourself?

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[Oh right, I forgot to ask! Is this plot in any way connected to one of your fics? I looked up Celebi/Giovanni lore and the closest thing I could find was the Celebi Event in HGSS]

CursedChicken > Grdslashtrnr96: Hoo boy, what ARE my boundaries? Well, first off, I'll not gonna kill any 'mons. Feel like that's a gimme. I'd also say that I would try to AVOID causing a situation that could run the chance of others getting seriously injured or worse. If it's a last resort, fine, but not if there are other options. As for who to bring along... there's a Zorua two cells down that is willing to help, and an old friend on the outside. Realistically speaking, any other resources (Food, water, other items, etc) are a HUGE bonus.

CursedChicken > Grdslashtrnr96: Finally, I need you to SWEAR on something. Swear on Silver's life that you WILL do WHATEVER IT TAKES to help both me AND him, by whatever means you see as necessary.

 

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Grdslashtrnr96: > CursedChicken : > no deaths, or excessive property damage? Well if all the guards are 'mon like yourself, i might have quite the unique solution.

Let me get in touch with my branch in Silph, before i disclose further details.

As for base staples to survive, i can do infinitly better then that. It would just be contingent on your plans post escape, and how attached you were to your homeland.

Also uccellino, my son, is in no way, ever, an acceptable bargening chip. Don't get above yourself, and do remember... rotom phones are insanely easy to hack. Any polygon engine can do it, being immune to ghost types and all.

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[Am back WOO]

CursedChicken > Gndslashtrnr96: "How attached I am to my homeland?" That doesn't sound good...

CursedChicken > Gndslashtrnr96: And yes, all of the guards here are 'mons. Mostly fighting types, like Machoke and Hitmonlee. I don't think I could win a battle with just ONE of them, let alone multiple.

 

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Grdtypslashtrnr96: > CursedChicken : > so theres a few options.

If you have no interest in lingering in your region/dimension and wish to cut all your losses i can provide transport to mine. Not my jailcell pocket dimension. But the actual real territories beyond it. I can provide transport for you and five others. It would, for now, be a one way trip. Once i'm extracted from my situation i would personally oversee you having a means back to your world and time. This escape route would require you to get in physical contact on those you wish to take with you in your escspe, but once that was done the rest of the legwork would be done by my tech.

If you wish simply to linger... i have the means to mass produce a tech that can shunt your enemies into a pocket dimension and put them into a stuper. It would be non lethal, and last 48 hours before explelling them where they were trapped. You could dispose of all the guards that way on your way out with minimal damages.

The third option would require me to get actual manpower to your location and stage an assault on your captors. No guarentees on non lethality if you chose this one.

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > Gndslashtrnr96: Looks like Option #2 seems like the best bet... after all, it would probably be safer to not do something TOO suspicious, I have a target on my back as it is. Plus, 48 hours is PLENTY of time to get as far away from town as possible.

CursedChicken > Gndslashtrnr96: Another question, do you potentially have the means to say, bring others from other dimensions to mine? Specifically @thousandsofdedlegendaries (assuming they are willing to)

@NebulaDreams

 

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Grdtypeslashtrnr96: > Cursedchicken:> i'll forward you relevent pictures of the tech in action as well as outline limitations and paramaters soon.
As for bringing others... its not impossible but i'm not a interdemensional taxi service. They would need to assume the trip is one way until i get extracted from my own issues to experdiate thier return to thier when/where

Also, how is your hand eye cordination by the way?

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > Grdslashtrnr96: My hand-eye coordination? I'd say above average, I've had a bunch of practice with rhythm games. (I now realize that sounds SUPER lame, but it's true!)

 

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Grdtypslahtrnr96: > let me specify. How good is your aim with thrown projectiles? Also get somewhere the guards cant see your screen. I have a visual you'll need to see, and m7te your device as well.

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > Grdslashtrnr96: Ah, that makes much more sense. Yes, I'm a great shot. The guards are out of sight for now, so you better be quick to send that visual...

 

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Grdslashtrnrtype96: > noted
Appologies about the visual quality. Its pirated from an old childs education show... clearly celibi has the mentality of a 10 year old and its all the videos i can drag up now.

You can see the item, a pokeball in its detracted and retracted stage as well as how to activate it.




Effects shown when tossed at a mon. The version i would give you would be a guarentee catch rate of 100%.



The disolving is soundless, painless,and the contained creature is put into sleep in a pocket demension tied to the ball. It snaps shut and thus the 48 hour timer starts.

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > Grdslashtrnr96: Wha-? What kind of dark magic is... you know what, I'll ask later. So you're SURE that there's ZERO chance of it backfiring? You can GUARANTEE that there's a 100% chance of success? Becaise there's no margin for error here.