Character Groupchat

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: Not having battling pokemon on your person is wildly irresponsible!

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > oddishbeats5: Uh... I AM a battling Pokémon. I'm a Torchic. Are... are you NOT a Pokémon?

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: Haha, very funny. I'm a pokemon researcher.

 

[NebulaDreams]

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: Yeah, Arceus might smite me down at any moment ROFL. Or worse: take away my free Wi-Fi!

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: I've always wanted to try and learn Through the Fire and Flames on guitar, but my tiny feathers can't reach the strings :(

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: You said that you don't have a trainer, so they won't let you take jobs? Laaaaaame. I mean, from what I've heard about humans, you're probably stronger than any of them. I mean, have you SEEN their noodle arms??

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken how’d you get your phone in prison again? doesn’t matter, you rule, looks like a party going on there for a prison.

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken furthest i could get playing that on guitar master was on easy mode lol

thousandsofdedlegendaries: >CursedChicken we can but before rights weren’t great for working pokémon, we are stronger but that’s also part of the problem

thousandsofdedlegendaries sent a photo: sorry for the butt ugly selfie i am home and a little drunk

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > oddishbeats5: So… you're HUMAN. Like, an ACTUAL, living, breathing human??

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

[@NebulaDreams That photo made me burst out laughing, thank you for that]

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: Well, LEGALLY speaking, I can't tell you how I got a Rotom Phone in prison. But, HYPOTHETICALLY, if one were to have an associate on the outside that can smuggle in a Rotom Phone... they could get a Rotom Phone.

CursedChicken > thousandsofdedlegendaries: Yeah, the Puff singing Free Bird has morphed into a full-on karaoke night. Not even the prison guards are complaining that much. One of them just went up and sang the PokéRap lmao

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: CursedChicken > Um. Yes? This is the weirdest online trolling I've seen..

oddishbeats5: thousandsoflegendaries > Karayoke is always a blast.

 

[K_S]

Grdtypslashtrnr96: > Candycanearter07>
Not being able to defend and deter against mon without the crutch of a battle mon is insanely irresponsible.

As for the general complaint about whether there are humans present...

Well, allow an old man some sentimentality I suppose.


From a family album. Courtesy of my wife
. Myself, my son Silver, and the family training mon, Blade.

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken sent an image!

*It's another picture of the same shiny Torchic as before, but it's later at night and there's no singing Pokémon in sight. The shiny Torchic has a more serious look on his face then before. Weirdly enough, the same Zorua is quietly observing in the background*

CursedChicken: I swear to Arceus, if you guys are joking about this... However, if you guys are being serious, I would LOVE to learn more about human culture. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: How would we be joking about this?? How are YOU doing that?

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > oddishbeats5: Uhhh... it's called "taking a selfie"? Is that not a thing in the human world?

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken > Grdtypslashtrnr96: Are ALL humans this dramatic? Or is it just this one?

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: What do you mean a selfie??

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken: A selfie. Like, taking a photo of yourself. I took a photo of myself and sent it. Why are you confused, exactly?

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: W-well, if you're a mon, then hhhhow are you here?

 

[FlareTheBlitz]

CursedChicken: What, in this group chat? I'm not sure, my Rotom Phone had this group chat pre-installed. I factory reset the phone like six times and it's still there. Some weird magic BS I guess LOL

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: N-no.. being a pokemon???

 

[K_S]

Grdtypslashtrnr96: > CursedChicken: > Dramatic? If bragging on my wife's photography and sharing one picture of my son/family is dramatic you'd die in the grasp of a truely rabid parent. They usually cart whole books filled with thier family's photos.

Also, in what universe does taunting your closest source work in your favor?

 

[candycanearter07]

oddishbeats5: Oh god, don't remind me of those kinds of moms..

 

[K_S]

Grdtypslashtrnr96: > they should put a sign up at ptas, an arch that reads "abandon all hope ye who enter here"