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You hate to admit it, but Peccary Pete is the only person in this building that doesn’t want you dead right now. “Look, Peccary Pete, I know we don’t have the best relationship,” you begin, trying not to let his impassive facade dissuade you, “but, look, I’m in big trouble here. Like, big big...

"Oh, nothing much," you reply to the warden. "I just had a question about your hair." "Oh," the warden says, and his stern expression softens just a smidge. "Go on then. I have important matters to attend to." You kind of doubt that, but you hold your tongue for now. "I was just wondering...

Boo-boo bump!? That's your hair! It's not very utilitarian to have it hanging down all the time, so you keep it up with a pair of chopsticks. Fortunately, warden never thinks to take them from you. Not that they're much use. You've tried picking the lock with them before, but it's not really...

Your name is Eschalotte Kurrat the farfetch'd, but your friends call you Esher. No one will be calling you that here, though, because you are in the town jail for the twenty-sixth time, and everyone is starting to get pretty sick of your shit. You don't mean to end up in here so much, really...

In which a scallioned rapscallion gets a bad rap. This post is reserved for future indexing.

Storm in a Teacup One-shot / 1.8k words / Rated T for some language and implied child abuse Wes had hoped desperately that the readings were wrong, that there couldn’t possibly be a shadow pokémon at this house—but, for once, he had been wrong about being wrong. It was just as he remembered...

boy howdy. i've been a bit quiet on the chaptered fic front this year, so if you're in the mood for some authentic Q-style chicanery, why not check out some of my one-shots? i've got quite a few at this point, including some newly-posted just for blitz—easy points, hey...

Big Fish One-shot / 3.7k words / Rated G - - - “I’m dreadfully sorry about this again, darling,” Wallace insisted. “Wallace, I already said it’s okay,” Steven’s voice emanated from the phone. “I have work I need to do anyway. It’s not a big deal, I promise. We can just meet up next weekend.”...

Interloping One-shot / 4.6k words / Rated T for major character death and graphic violence - - - The final actions I took in my world are seared into my brain forever. I was only seventeen. It was a late shift that night. I had an essay due the next morning, but the sight of my binder on the...

what a great fic. i'm really glad i decided to check this out. i'll start by saying your prose is totally hypnotic. this is one of the stories that is a bit difficult for me to review because moment-to-moment reactions require pulling myself out of the story to remark and it's just so hard to...

i'm deeply sorry for how belated this review is; there's no excuse for it, but i hope you'll enjoy this review nonetheless. i've read chapters 1-3, which i hope helps somewhat. overall, i enjoyed reading this. your characters are so thoughtfully crafted and distinct, and your writing really...

Mew is a one-of-a-kind pokémon endemic to the region of Holon, a tropical and mostly forested landmass largely uninhabited and unexplored by humans on account of its many dangerous pokémon. Many of the sapient pokémon societies of Holon revere Mew as a life deity, simultaneously symbolizing...

Pokémon Spotlight: Mew Let's start where it all started—progenitor of all pokémon, the original mythical, source of many tales of glitches and overturned trucks. What's the scoop on Mew? #0151: Mew The New Species Pokémon Psychic Type - Ability: Synchronize It's very intelligent and can...

Welcome to Pokémon Spotlight Welcome to the Pokémon Spotlight. This thread will receive intermittent threadmarked updates featuring a new pokémon. Feel free to reply to the thread sharing your lore and what role that pokémon plays in your story and world. Don't be afraid to respond to the posts...

Unown Quantity A researcher arrives at the doorstep of one of the last Tanoby with a few questions. This was written to fulfill the prompt "Tanoby's Descendant" for the 2023 Anniversary Bingo. Content warnings: none It was a summer evening when the impostor came knocking, so when Tuku pulled...

It wasn't the first time one of Prim's punches had changed the world. She was still here and not home, so perhaps violence wasn't the answer, but... the damp stones and fragrant shrubbery were at least more bearable than the wasteland that had preceded, so it was an answer at least. Better than...

Prim's hand was a goddamn leaf. "What the hell?" She willed it to unfurl and it straightened out smoothly—jointlessly, almost without sensation—like a carpet unrolling. Well, that wasn't weird or unsettling at all. "Great," she muttered, lowering her arm back to her side. Well, stranger...

these are so great, i can't believe i haven't seen them before now. i don't have anything super incisive to say here, just that i enjoyed these a lot. the cast is in panic mode for so much of morphic it's really nice to just see them live their lives. dave isn't winning dad of the year awards...

i am signing up for this against my better judgement... changing track from the last couple years, could i request a card based on unusual perspectives? thanks so much to the volunteers filling out the cards!

your... mom?