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[Unit001_101110110 Did Not Cause UnitDesignate_Squirt To Non-Lethally Explode]

[Alarm: UnitDesignate_Lee Could Be Indicted For Conspiracy; Conspiracy Is Illegal.]

AMENDUM [UnitDesignate_Squirt Exploded Non-Lethally; UnitDesignate_Nilam Gained 13 EXP; UnitDesignate_Nilam Kidnapped UnitDesignate_Squirt]

[UnitDesignate_Nilam Has Primary Objective: Obtain Coal; Coal Is A Useful Tool For Generating Energy And Polluting Target Environment; TargetClass_Rotom Need Energy To Survive; TargetClass_Rotom Can Take Evasive Actions In Refrigerators, Rendering Them Immune To Heat; Coal Obtained By Killing...

Ah. The machine worshipped the originator of Terran automatons. It was a dangerous heretic that needed to be terminated. [X] Ram PS3

Unit001_101110110 could still examine the internal circuitry of one of the malfunctioning devices. [X] Ram the PS3

[Thank You For Sending An Error Report, UserDesignate_Jesse. Problem:Other:"fuckin' bullshit ain't within any established parameters of any kind." We Will Get Back To You As Soon As Possible.]

[Confirmed: Actions of UnitDesignate_Mia were redirected] It paused, processing everything. [System_WiiU Is Experiencing Errors. Would You Like To Send A Report?]

IF UnitDesignate_Mia Possessed Ultra Lethal Ramming; AND UnitDesignate_Nillam Possessed Ultra Unlethal Armor; THEN Redirection Leads To No Deaths As Observed Unit001_101110110 Will Engage In Matchmaking Exercises As Requested

Unit001_101110110 Redirected Processes Of UnitDesignate_Mia To UnitDesignate_Nilam.

https://forums.thousandroads.net/index.php?threads/new-smells-one-shot.525/#post-18263 1 word and 268 words for 1 point, plus the week's bonus for two points

It is very good that the zorua understands this. Dogs are not as good as foxes. Fox mothers are best mothers, but they have Important Fox Things to do and also sometimes let most of their kids die. Pixie's only objection is that snow foxes are best and deserve even more stuff. Scritches are...

Downloading from The Alola Pokédex Online Appendix . . . Vespiquen (Combee) Overview Vespiquen are more often found on farms than on the battlefield or trail. The species’ instinct is to claim a stationary territory and slowly take command of it. Traveling does not mesh well with these...

https://forums.thousandroads.net/index.php?threads/death-is-lonely.462/#post-18232 Wrote 333 words for one point

Hi I was told there was a trans body swap story on site so I really had to read that. Then I just didn't review it. Can't even remember if I did my DM shitpost stream for this one or not. It wasn't quite what I was expecting since gender feels are confined to a single moment, but I found it...

https://forums.thousandroads.net/index.php?threads/the-envy-of-eden.351/page-6#post-18225 662 words for gods kNow how many chapters +2 poiNts

To be honest I was really tempted to just copy paste all of my shitpost DM reviews here but decided that it wasn't worth going back to find them all. This is a review very much in retrospect so don't expect line by line comments or anything. We've talked before about how this fic has aged. You...

https://forums.thousandroads.net/index.php?threads/the-suicunes-choice.265/page-2#post-18128 Reviewed six chapters with 758 words, netting me another three points.

I tried to read this a few months ago but the world was on fire and I couldn't take the tension of the prologue. Now the world is still on fire but I've sort of learned to ignore it some of the time. I guess when I first read the prologue I thought that there would be a time skip of sorts to a...

Had To Redirect Kill Attempt To Some Target; If Target Died, Killer’s Identity Nearly Confirmed; Palkia Is A Legendary Pokemon; Palkia Would Never Die First In A Game Before Could Do Anything; Unit 001_101110110 Is A Good Unit; Unit001_101110110 Would Never Ensure Palkia Died First “For The Lulz”