The White Elephant in the Room Playground

[IFBench]

Shakily, Gen began humming out a particular song that had been all the rage in Goldenrod when he was last there.

 

[Tanuki]

Palkia put a claw to its chest. "Well now I wish I had!" The dragon proceeded to hand out wiimotes to Lee, Gen, and Jesse, keeping one for itself. "Got any 4-player games?" it asked the console.

Palkia found the only people taking the controllers out of his hand were itself. As much as they tried, she could only hand the controllers to himself.

 

[Fusion]

Lee slammed that ungrateful hunk of tech on the ground. The sting didn't even hurt but it stung. "Fine, fuck you too."

"But if you expect me to sing, I'm gonna have to say no. I don't sing," Lee huffed, holding a paw to Palkia. "Gimme a--" he then saw Palkia handing the Wiimote to... Palkia. "...Really?" Lee deadpanned.

 

[Tanuki]

Shakily, Gen began humming out a particular song that had been all the rage in Goldenrod when he was last there.

The room went silent. No one’s voice made any noise but Gen’s for the duration of the song. When it finally ended, the iPod’s backlight dimmed.

 

[IFBench]

"Was...was that good enough?" Gen asked, glancing over to the iPod.

 

[Tanuki]

The iPod sat silent, alone, desolate. The eye looked hopefully at Gen.

 

[IFBench]

Gen hesitated, then picked the eye up.

 

[Tanuki]

The eye looked at him confused, then hopped up to kiss his snoot before plopping back down on the floor with the juiciest smile an eye could muster.

 

[Fusion]

Lee blinked. "That's kinda disgusting," he said, as if he didn't eat a liver the day before.

 

[IFBench]

Gen yelped as the eye somehow kissed his nose, before looking down at it.

"W-what now?" he asked.

 

[Tanuki]

Gen yelped as the eye somehow kissed his nose, before looking down at it.

"W-what now?" he asked.

The eye saddened a bit, but tried to keep up a happy demeanor by rocking back and forth. It looked at the iPod before looking back at Gen.

 

[Persephone]

[Confirmed: Actions of UnitDesignate_Mia were redirected]

It paused, processing everything.

[System_WiiU Is Experiencing Errors. Would You Like To Send A Report?]

 

[unrepentantAuthor]

"This fuckin' bullshit ain't within any established parameters of any kind. This ain't right. This ain't fuckin' right. Did one of you do this? Did one of you fuck with everyone's heads? Is this some weird fuckin' goddamn power?"

Jesse's hands were at his wands, but he knew. He knew they wouldn't help him. Purgatory. Purgatory. Purgatory.

 

[Tanuki]

"This fuckin' bullshit ain't within any established parameters of any kind. This ain't right. This ain't fuckin' right. Did one of you do this? Did one of you fuck with everyone's heads? Is this some weird fuckin' goddamn power?"

Jesse's hands were at his wands, but he knew. He knew they wouldn't help him. Purgatory. Purgatory. Purgatory.

Jesse found markers and chalk in his hands instead of his wands.

 

[IFBench]

Gen hesitated, then walked over towards the iPod.

 

[Tanuki]

Gen hesitated, then walked over towards the iPod.

The eye rolled after him, bouncing with excitement and anticipation.

 

[Persephone]

[Thank You For Sending An Error Report, UserDesignate_Jesse. Problem:Other:"fuckin' bullshit ain't within any established parameters of any kind." We Will Get Back To You As Soon As Possible.]

 

[IFBench]

Gen attempted to turn the iPod on if it wasn't already on. If it was, he tried to exit out to the home screen as best as he could with his clumsy nub-arms.

 

[Fusion]

"This fuckin' bullshit ain't within any established parameters of any kind. This ain't right. This ain't fuckin' right. Did one of you do this? Did one of you fuck with everyone's heads? Is this some weird fuckin' goddamn power?"

Lee, hesitantly, placed a paw on Jesse's shoulder. He really didn't know what to say to calm Jesse, but he tried anyway. "Calm down, Jesse. Don't let it get to you. Whether it's someone's power or not, its goal is to get inside our heads and fuck with us." Lee smiled. "Can't let some malfunctioning piece of junk get to us after all this, right?"

 

[Namohysip]

"These songs are my jam," Darkwhite said, flowing with the chaos. "I dunno what it's trying to tell us but at least it's got weird tunes! I'm all about noisecore."