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Fighting 3.16: Expert Opinion Genesis The guard leads you to a room lit by a pyroar and starmie. Mother and Father are sitting on a couch, staring at a large television mounted on the wall. Cuicatl’s on it. She’s in what looks like a Pokémon Center lounge. The chyron at the bottom reads “’They...

I think this fic was probably okay but I'm going to need you to write at least fifty more before I can make any statistically significant conclusions.

Lies. Pixie. Good call not giving us a year for that April 11.

Um... I did promise a love triangle? Gosh, learn to reed.

Hello I did the webcomic reading thing where you look at the last chapter first and then, if it's good, you go back to the start. I will not be going back to the start. Not only did you mispell "forten" but you also skipped a battle. I hate people who skip battles. Show me the whole thing, you...

Hello, Some long time readers may know that this fic is actually a reboot of a story named Guidance. The previous version was almost entirely centered around Pixie with only brief, horrible withdrawals from her presence. I eventually decided that Guidance had become too convoluted with its...

Wishiwashi Scholae milibus alola Overview As the possibility of invasion loomed over Alola in the War of the Pacific, Governor Olson proclaimed that the territory was a wishiwashi: a myriad of people who would band together as one to resist those who dared attack them. His prediction proved...

Fighting 3.15: Kalani Pixie January 29, 2020 It somehow, wonderfully, became even colder as you journeyed back to sea level. Everything else has been going wrong. The stupid rock you scared away came back bigger. And it talks! It keeps following you around asking why you’re marking your scent...

Lumineon (Finneon) Pantodon luxor Overview The deep ocean is still largely unexplored. The creatures that live there have adaptations that can seem alien to surface dwellers. Yet it is not far away in linear distance. The ocean floor around Alola is about two miles deep. The distance is short...

Fighting 3.14: Conversion Genesis There’s a small relief in knowing what you were doing wrong. But now you know how you’re broken and you want it fixed now but you don’t know how to do that so it’s just an itch beneath your skin and a feeling of disgust in your stomach. You sit on the floor...

Tentacruel (Tentacool) Sicarius fleckeri Overview Tentacruel are not jellyfish. What they are is far stranger. There remains a debate as to whether they are a true multicellular organism or simply a collection of specialized, but genetically identifiable, single-celled organisms. There are...

Fighting 3.13: The Long Game Cuicatl January 23, 2020 The winds in the meadow are calmer than the ones on the mountain. You can still feel them on the bottom half of your face where your hat can’t stretch down, but they don’t chill you all the way through the thickest clothing you could...

Spinda Fauxvulpis album Overview Spinda are usually seen as small, perpetually dizzy pokémon that somehow manage to survive in a world of monsters. This impression was formed because humans only see spinda when the pokémon is encountering a large, unfamiliar biped that has encroached into...

Fighting 3.12: Echoes Pixie January 17, 2020 You lead Skysong back through the field of death. She plods on behind you much slower than normal. You hurry up and the little bell she put on your collar rings loudly. Good. She can move faster and stop dragging her stupid stick behind her. And if...

Darkrai – Sinnoh You may kill my body. I care naught. Darkrai drove me. Darkrai will drive another and another after that. Someday we will be victorious and you will fall. -Last words of Sachio Ueda Overview Darkrai, The Wicked One, Lord of The New Moon, is an ancient god, possibly dating...

Fighting 3.11: The Wasteland Kekoa January 17, 2020 You pick at your breakfast in the darkness, slowly bringing bites to your mouth. You’ve mostly gotten the hang of putting the spoon into your mouth. Putting it into the bowl still gets you sometimes. And it’s awkward every time you slam your...

Lycanroc (Rockruff) Canesnautici montani Overview Lycanroc were probably domesticated or semi-domesticated when they first came to Alola. A large feral population has spread on the islands since then. The indigenous people lived in close quarters with lycanroc, even hunting together on...

I did a review of In The Streets of Lago. 262 words / 1 chapter + theme = 2 pts. Coming for you fast, @Pen

Huh. Can't remember if I read ye olden drafts or not but this felt new. There are some comma problems before the confrontation at Murkrow HQ. I'm sure the eight reviews above me did line-by-lines, so I won't here. Latin America inspired region is cool. Current regions are limited to 3 or 4...

I reviewed Suicune's Choice and ended up going on a diatribe about First Comrade Wooper and The Discourse. 628 words / 2 chapters / 2 points.