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You Know You Play Too Much Pokemon When...

SparklingBlue

Pokémon Trainer
Location
Questing through the Pokeworld
Pronouns
She/Her
Basically, a humorous game of building a list of ways you may have played and/or watched a little too much Pokemon.

Here goes...

--You have very game
--You've caught'em all on every game
--You regularly restart them just to do it all again
--You have a hat like Ash's or a pendant like Liko's
--You never leave home without said hat/pendant
--You wear said hat/pendant to school even when the school handbook explicitly says "No hats/jewelry"
 
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K_S

Unrepentent Giovanni and Rocket fan
You can recite pokemon data (stats and entries amd foot print specs ect) for your favorite region.

You can do it for your least favorite region.

The more regions you can do this the harder you lose (or rather win) this game.

Bonus damage if you dont play competativly/for money.

You can calculate ev/iv in your head.

You can figure nature of an opposing mon by how it acts in battle against your mon.

Youve taken one or more math classes to better understand the math of the games.
 

SparklingBlue

Pokémon Trainer
Location
Questing through the Pokeworld
Pronouns
She/Her
--You challenge the school gym coach for their badge
--You teach the school band the Red/Blue opening
--Your friends don't know which is worse: the emergency broadcast system, or you singing the classic English Pokemon theme over and over and over...
--You wish Brock could cook for your school
--You have somehow managed to work Pokemon into your schoolwork
--You have done the above even when the topic did not concern anime, video games, and/or Japan
 

SparklingBlue

Pokémon Trainer
Location
Questing through the Pokeworld
Pronouns
She/Her
--Every calendar in your house is marked with game release dates and anime premieres
--You celebrate the voice actors' birthdays
--You can rattle off the entire National Pokedex in order, but can't remember your country's last five leaders
 
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K_S

Unrepentent Giovanni and Rocket fan
(I mean for some fans they mughht not of even been alive to experience five leaders. I vote for leinency for the younger crowd on the last item.)

As an adult itn s your dream to get a joint degree in biomanipulation and xenoforms...

If gamefreak wont make a 3d mon you're going to do the ultimate fan project and make one yourself.
 

SparklingBlue

Pokémon Trainer
Location
Questing through the Pokeworld
Pronouns
She/Her
--You try to get Ash's victory against Leon recognized as a national holiday
--You are constantly checking the mailbox for your acceptance letter into the Naranja, Uva, and/or Blueberry Academy
--You wonder if your grandma owns a pendant that's actually a crystal turtle
--"Celestial" is on loop on every music streaming service you subscribe to.
 

K_S

Unrepentent Giovanni and Rocket fan
(Magma edition

Also could someone explain the celestial thing?)

You've been banned from yellow stone park for trying to trigger the supervolcano to "raise the land".

Appreciate a pirate day is a free pass for you to burn any and all pirate parnaphilia.

Your rock collection is formidable.

You have a picture of the world on corkboard with pins and threads depicting the most magma releaaing volacano erruptions and its numbered.
 

SparklingBlue

Pokémon Trainer
Location
Questing through the Pokeworld
Pronouns
She/Her
@K_S

(It's a reference to the title song of Scarlet/Violet, "Celestial")
 
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Meridian

local liminal entity
Location
The Casca Region
Pronouns
any/all
Partners
  1. aromatisse
You look at the save file on any number of your games, and it's usually over 100 hours...
 

SparklingBlue

Pokémon Trainer
Location
Questing through the Pokeworld
Pronouns
She/Her
You have actually maxed out the clock on a save file
You use Pokemon Sleep every night without fail
 

SparklingBlue

Pokémon Trainer
Location
Questing through the Pokeworld
Pronouns
She/Her
You wonder why there's no Chansies at your local doctor's office
You wonder why you can't catch dragons at your local fishing hole
 

SparklingBlue

Pokémon Trainer
Location
Questing through the Pokeworld
Pronouns
She/Her
The principal at your school considers your stash of toy Poke Balls concealed weapons
You refer to your teachers via Gym Leader names.
You practically keep battery companies in business with how many AA batteries you go through
You know each game so well, you can put speedrunners to shame.
 
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