You Know You Play Too Much Pokemon When...

[SparklingBlue]

Basically, a humorous game of building a list of ways you may have played and/or watched a little too much Pokemon.

Here goes...

--You have very game
--You've caught'em all on every game
--You regularly restart them just to do it all again
--You have a hat like Ash's or a pendant like Liko's
--You never leave home without said hat/pendant
--You wear said hat/pendant to school even when the school handbook explicitly says "No hats/jewelry"

 

[K_S]

You can recite pokemon data (stats and entries amd foot print specs ect) for your favorite region.

You can do it for your least favorite region.

The more regions you can do this the harder you lose (or rather win) this game.

Bonus damage if you dont play competativly/for money.

You can calculate ev/iv in your head.

You can figure nature of an opposing mon by how it acts in battle against your mon.

Youve taken one or more math classes to better understand the math of the games.

 

[SparklingBlue]

--You challenge the school gym coach for their badge
--You teach the school band the Red/Blue opening
--Your friends don't know which is worse: the emergency broadcast system, or you singing the classic English Pokemon theme over and over and over...
--You wish Brock could cook for your school
--You have somehow managed to work Pokemon into your schoolwork
--You have done the above even when the topic did not concern anime, video games, and/or Japan

 

[K_S]

Cosplay, what's cosplay? You normally dress up as your favorite (ececutive, grunt, hero, mon) on a daily basis.

 

[SparklingBlue]

--Every calendar in your house is marked with game release dates and anime premieres
--You celebrate the voice actors' birthdays
--You can rattle off the entire National Pokedex in order, but can't remember your country's last five leaders

 

[K_S]

(I mean for some fans they mughht not of even been alive to experience five leaders. I vote for leinency for the younger crowd on the last item.)

As an adult itn s your dream to get a joint degree in biomanipulation and xenoforms...

If gamefreak wont make a 3d mon you're going to do the ultimate fan project and make one yourself.

 

[SparklingBlue]

--You try to get Ash's victory against Leon recognized as a national holiday
--You are constantly checking the mailbox for your acceptance letter into the Naranja, Uva, and/or Blueberry Academy
--You wonder if your grandma owns a pendant that's actually a crystal turtle
--"Celestial" is on loop on every music streaming service you subscribe to.

 

[K_S]

(Magma edition

Also could someone explain the celestial thing?)

You've been banned from yellow stone park for trying to trigger the supervolcano to "raise the land".

Appreciate a pirate day is a free pass for you to burn any and all pirate parnaphilia.

Your rock collection is formidable.

You have a picture of the world on corkboard with pins and threads depicting the most magma releaaing volacano erruptions and its numbered.

 

[SparklingBlue]

@K_S

(It's a reference to the title song of Scarlet/Violet, "Celestial")

 

[Meridian]

You look at the save file on any number of your games, and it's usually over 100 hours...

 

[SparklingBlue]

You have actually maxed out the clock on a save file
You use Pokemon Sleep every night without fail

 

[FauxFox]

Your dream job in elementary school was to "be a pokemon trainer"

You can sing the whole pokerap from memory

 

[SparklingBlue]

You wonder why there's no Chansies at your local doctor's office
You wonder why you can't catch dragons at your local fishing hole

 

[K_S]

You wonder why theres no chancies at your vet?

Huey the hampster still hasnt learned thundershock... Despite dying him yellow, a prosthetic lightning cut out tail, and red cute sticks painted on his cheeks...

 

[SparklingBlue]

The principal at your school considers your stash of toy Poke Balls concealed weapons
You refer to your teachers via Gym Leader names.
You practically keep battery companies in business with how many AA batteries you go through
You know each game so well, you can put speedrunners to shame.