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jasperseevee

The Dark Pokemon Fic Vee
Hi there, I'm Jasperseevee. I normally write for A03 and a few other sites, but I found this place and I happen to have been working on something that I'm quite proud of and I think it falls well within this community's guidelines.

This is the first part of a series of stories in what I'm calling The Silver Sage Saga, two of which are completely finished and a chapter will be posted each week for eight weeks from today (four chapters each.)

If you're interested in my more... intense stuff or want to read my stuff elsewhere, you can catch me by the same name on A03, IB, FA, and FFN (safe edits only).

But, for now, I hope you all enjoy.



Hail, friend! Welcome to the Imperial Star of Kalos, where the indomitable light of man still shines in the darkness of a world ruled by savage monsters! Some hide behind the many great city walls. Others bring their fight to the wilds, for fame, fortune, and folly. But in the far-flung fields of Shaymin's Pass... they live in a very different sort of way.

Brought by the promise of a prosperous trade, a hopeful house of merchants braves the backwater lanes, landing in an impossible world that flies on the wings of a Sage.

Talonwool



~ SUMMER ~


“How is it that some hermit hanging off the edge of the world is filling my lock boxes with copper?” Usmar asks as the last of a hundred, tiny, sepia lumps tumbles to the bottom of a pine wood box.

An older man, broaching his fifth decade, with a bearded mane of roseli-berry hair stands like a freight loader in his prime, knuckles perched on the buckles of his belt.

“Just a few years and a couple lucky flights, I guess,” he says, winding his beard into knots with amber eyes admiring the fresh spices, bolts of weedle-silk cloth, and the crate of brand-new hammer-hardened copper tools.

“Flights? Pardon?” Usmar mumbles from his waxed-canvas pavilion. He tosses the smelts into a banded crate, patting his hands clean with satisfaction.

The hard face of the old hermit folds like a leather sheet, wrinkling with unexpected laughter. “Ah, just an expression. Glad to see some nicer things made it all the way from Camphrier. Normally the caravans are picked to the marrow by now.”

Usmar grunts. “We’ll keep these here for you until you head back to… ah… wherever you live.”

“Up there,” his guest responds, pointing up at some cliffs overlooking a tilted plain rolling down the valley.

“Right, ye did say that, didn’t you? Anyway, folks around here were real hospitable-like at first, but when I got to asking about the stream of copper trickling down my routes everyone got spooked and wouldn’t come a stones-throw near.”

Usmar clears his throat, swirling a dubwool cloak over his shoulders. “Thought my trail had gone cold until you swooped in, out of nowhere; just before I hit the gods-forsaken road, too.”

“Not to worry, Usmar friend, I’ll spread the word that you and your caravan are to be trusted by this community; that is, as long as you keep some of the finer wares aside again. Do not betray these peoples’ trust and I can ensure a steady supply of malachite melts for years to come.”

“Agreed!” Usmar blusters with a slap across the guy’s leather-clad shoulder. “Good doing business with you, ah… Pardon my excitement, but I seem to have made agreements with a face and not a name!”

The stranger buttons on a rugged rawhide vest with hardened-leather pauldrons. “Valko.”

Usmar chuckles. “A Valko, and a fine one at that. Any other Valko’s I should worry about?”

Valko shakes his head, chuckling. “Wooloomann, and it’s just me,” he says, then whistles a tune that echoes up and down the verdant rolling hills.

“A Wooloomann, casting metal on the mountainside? Not a dubwool in sight, nary a wooloo, and no egg-house to watch as far as I can see. Have you broken with your family’s good graces, Valko?”

“My flock is safe and out of sight. I am without kin, but this valley gives me all I could ever need, so long as the village-folk can work the wool as they see fit.” He looks away, then back towards the merchant with a smirk. “From whence would all these sundries come, if not for my flock?”

The air is torn by a shrill, predatory cry, splitting the hearts of any-unsheltered-one unprepared.

Usmar gawks as the peregrine screech shakes his eardrums and he falls to the ground, drawing a bronzen knife from his belt. “Predator! Skybound! Hide the children!”

Valko bellows with laughter as a massive avian beast drops her claws around his shoulders, draping him in a luxuriant cape of red and grey spots. “Don’t mind her, she’s great with kids.”

She ruffles her fluff into a comfortable roost, preening his locks with a satisfied trill. “Flaaameeee…”

Usmar coughs and sputters, wobbling back to his feet with a slow, uneasy sheathing of his blade. “Y-you’ve tamed a Predator, a…”

“A talonflame, yes.” Valko turns around with a smile on his face and a monster on his shoulders. “I’ll be back for my things at dawn. May your journeys treat you well, and Xerneas bless your house.”

“Wait!“ Usmar pauses a moment until he sees Valko hasn’t completely ignored his plea. “Oh, my, um… I’ve never been so acquainted with a Sage. If it suits your plans, might you join us for dinner this evening? My son is quite learned and has read many a Sage’s tale; he’s captivated to tears with it all.”

Valko raises his brow without a word. His talonflame turns her head completely around, staring Usmar down through an empty pair of ebony eyes.

“My wife is stewing the meats we've bought with a few special things from home. An old family recipe.” Usmar is steady now, back to his old cajoling self. “And I know a cask named sherry who’s been waiting for just such an occasion. If you would be so kind as to join us, of course.”

Valko’s shoulders slump with a tired grin on his face. “Ah, never could say no to a hatchling, could I, my dear?”

“So you’ll come?” Usmar’s face lights like a torch.

The bird strokes his cheek with her beak as his fingertips brush at her feathered brow. “As long as there’s room in your nest for a humble Woolherd’s flock.”


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.“Pépé, Pépé! Did you hear?” Young Bataille cries, dashing around the wagon in a floppy nightwear robe, grinning wide with eyes the color of cloudless skies.

“Hah?!” his grandfather caws and sticks his pruny face out from the canvas flaps. “I told you I can hear just fine, damn it all!”

Bataille overlooks the abrasive squawk with a naïve glow. “Not like that! Papa says he’s invited a Sage to the fire tonight! A SAGE, Pépé, and so far from the heartland! I can hardly believe it,” he swoons, fiddling with a marrowhack-bone clasp he’d carved himself.

The old man cackles like a Murkrow on a two corpse claim. “And I’ve got a pyroar in my pocket.” He drags a burnished-silver flask from his satchel and takes a lippy swig. “See it? Real spicy, bastard. Reckon he’ll need another talking-to soon.”

“Don’t shear the stalk before it’s reached for the sky, dear,” the boy’s grandmother says, making that old gogoat look like a same-vintage barrel that’s spoiled to vinegar right beside the fine wine she’d become. “Bataille, temper yourself. Remember that ‘dangerous predator’ your father brought home for you last year?” she asks from a split-log bench, braiding her hip-length head of silver hair by the fire.

The boy’s gaze sinks to the ground like a fog. “Yes, Mère… But the noibat they caught was amazing too!”

“And loud enough to wake a Gengar haunt at noon!” his mother balks. “Your obsession with dangerous, wild monsters is unhealthy,” she chides. “I haven’t seen you keep the records straight today either, have I, Bataille?”

“Not to worry, it’s already done,” Usmar announces, proudly marching into camp with an armful of fresh-split wood. “Our guest will be arriving any time, I suspect. It’s sundown already, Ulphia,” he says, feeding slices of log to a hungry cooking flame. “Is dinner ready, my love?”

Ulphia rolls her eyes, wringing a rope of soggy, nettle cloths in her hands. “Odétte has stirred the spirits of the pot since you let us know.”

His daughter groans. “It’s been all day!”

“A quarter-day at most, child; barely a slice of a grown-woman’s burden,” her mother hisses back.

Odétte looks up, wiping ashen muck from her cheek. “Is it true, father? Is a wizard coming?”

Bataille scoffs in that way every older brother must when their younger sister insists on knowing less than them. “A Sage, Dot, he’s called a Sage!”

“If you insist, young man, though just Valko will suffice.” Everyone leaps from their linen skins as the stranger slinks in from the inky edge of the firelight’s glow, eyes twinkling like tavern windows.

Bataille whips around and melts into a pool of starlight that reflects the image of a backwater roughneck standing like an armored king. “H-hello, monsieur!”

Usmar’s eyes shift with concern at the number of guests arriving. “Oh, so good to see you! Welcome to our humble corner of the village wall. Was your… friend unable to join us?”

Odétte gasps as her mother leaves a whisper in her ear and scrambles for an obsidian-glass cup brimming with ornery drink. “For you! Glass and all!”

Valko takes a spot equally distant from everyone and plops down, hands clutching the cup as he brings it up to his eyes with childish wonder. “Well, it’s impolite to walk upon the warmth of another’s hearth without a commensurate gift in hand. I’ll be chewed by a chesnaught before I’d ever consider spurning your good nature, dear merchant!”

Usmar’s face screws with confusion, but his son interrupts as he is about to press further.

“You speak so well, Sage Valko!” Bataille says he hears the man’s voice more clearly. “From whence did you land in such a humble place?”

Valko laughs again. “These very blades of grass, hatchling.”

“As Latias lies!” Bataille’s grandfather mankeys his way down from the back wagon ladder. “Little Galarian Lords swarm the edges of the Heartland like cutieflies on a corpse!”

Usmar just about chokes on his in-law’s indignant tongue as his little girl hands Valko a heaping helping of Pika-Skrelp Gumbo in a turned wooden bowl.

“Don’t mind Pépé, he’s been drinking.” Odétte nearly drops the ladle as her head catches the back of her mother’s palm, then giggles as her mother receives a matronly smack in turn.

“Whip not the righteous lip, child,” the platinum-haired woman says, then gestures to their honored guest. “Young man, my apologies. Welcome! I do hope you enjoy. It’s an old favorite from the rivers up north.”

Valko bows with humility as he accepts his share from the littlest lady of the hour. “It smells divine, Madame. And I do hope you enjoy our gift too…”

Usmar looks up into an endless sea of stars as he catches the sound of a talonflame crying in the night. An unnerving experience, as they hunt in the morning as a matter of course. “Say what no-”

THUD!

The limp, lifeless body of a lickitung smacks the ground and rolls a stop against a well-worn conestoga wheel, its still-salivating tongue strung across the camp like a flung seaman’s rope.

“Distortion!” their old man squawks.

Valko smiles as everyone stares at the corpse in stunned silence. “Perfect timing, my little flame! Hail!”

Ulphia’s head slowly turns from the carcass in terror. “My lord, won’t this anger the hills?!”

Bataille and Odétte look up with moonlight in their eyes as Valko’s Talonflame swoops down in a flash of leaves and soil, perching upon his shoulders to cloak him in her ashen wings.

“Hardly. The creature I offer upon your table has eaten no less than one of our own young.” He closes his eyes and nods with imperial decree “ It is the kindest judgment I could pass upon a killer of children.”

Their spines shake like gossamer chimes in the wind.

All except grandmother’s, who smiles with a cool nod. “Rightly so, Valko, Sage of the Southern Peaks. We are grateful for your hospitality.”

Valko pinches his chin, looking up. “I quite like that one. I think I’ll take it, m’lady!”

The old woman grabs a gnarled cane and stamps it into the foot-trodden grass, pointing to her daughter with a stern, matronly air. “We’ve been given an offering of incredible value, Ulphia. Do not dawdle.”

The once iron-shouldered woman ducks her head, beckoning Odétte to follow. “Yes, Mère…”

Valko smiles, knocking back the bowl of gumbo with glee as amber sparks giggle across his lips. “Unfathomable bounties of flavor!”

Bataille drinks from the talonflame’s gold-ringed eyes. “I’ve never been so close to one so furious!”

He turns to the boy and winks in return. “You’ve not the slightest clue.”

The eldest among them knocks back a fiery flask, gobbling his earthly share of liquor. “Alright, you. Just where do you hail from?” he enquires as Usmar serves ladles of stew around the fire. “You’re too damned smooth for a bumpkin.”

Usmar stumbles on his own tongue, searching for the right words of atonement before promptly shutting his mouth as a pair of stern, patronly eyes glare him down. Instead, he performs an impressive social vanishing act as Pépé rises from his addled stupor, scrambling to a seat nearby.

Valko raises his vessel with a sly smile. “Wouldn’t you like to know?”

The split, wrinkled lips of an old miser turn up as a stark sobriety returns to his eyes. “Verily! Forgive this old spoiled egg for stinking the air. Tell us your story, for as long as you desire. Every word is a blessing upon my line!” he declares, clearly seeing something his son-in-law has overlooked.

Valko smirks. “I’m no divine creature, sir, but I am blessed by a great many friends, to be sure,” he says, brushing work-hardened hands along his Talonflame’s beak.

Bataille slips his tender fingers out from his cloak and clutches the clasp again, transfixed. “Will you tell us how you became a Sage, monsieur?” he asks with blunt curiosity.

The old drunk spits with a cough. “Bataille! Gods!”

Valko peers into everybody's eyes, finding a happy barrel of fools inside, and shrugs. “I would be nothing without my bond to Arceus and her creatures. I could think of no better tale to tell.”

The young man’s spirits explode with joy. His father sits in complete bemusement. His grandfather gurgles in his seat, defeated but clutching at his social consolation prize, happy with it all the same. Odétte peers around the corner as her mother soaks up all that she can amid the waterfall of monster guts spilling from the kitchen wagon’s sides. An old woman, wizened by six decades of hard life, smiles in patient surprise.

“Please, tell us!”

Valko’s gaze wanders into the blackened sky with an amber glow on his chin.

“How is it that the light of a generation always passes like a new moon?”

Grandfather nods sharply. “Too many hours seeking supple pounds of flesh, I guess.”

Grandmother smirks with fluttering eyes. “Or was it the shine of silver kalancs?”

The old man huffs like a flustered bull. “Didn’t blind me to you, now did it?”

Valko chuckles at that. “In my humble valley, the sight of a silver coin is as rare as Arceus’ shadow cast against the sun. But that other thing… yes, we’ve cared for our women wisely, indeed,” he says, less with brow-waggling letchery and more like a gardener admiring his crop. “But no, that’s not it…

“Perhaps, it was the joy of the moment that pulled the wool over my eyes for so long… but I certainly didn’t miss the moment everything changed.

“It was a summer of vengeance, brought on by a spring of suffering, planted in the snow of a winter everyone wished we’d been blessed without. The White Woozy comes as quickly as it vanishes. Oh, how right the old crones were who say the bodies fall like flakes of ash from a wild forest fire.

“We, my brother and I, lost our father and our mother then. When the soil softened from the cold, we buried them together beneath a freshly planted row of Citrus Berry vines. It was what Father said was best, even as he rolled with fever through the night, refusing broth and bread. Our mountain plains, once a place of sure seasons and plentiful pastures, had become the final turn of a book filled with empty pages.”

Odétte quietly gasps at the news, looking at her own mother and father in horrified contemplation.

“However, we carried on, as you do. A quenched fire certainly doesn’t light itself, now does it? We shored up our trusty old mudsdale and readied for the hardest years of our lives.” Valko smiles with a wink. “For we would need to marry, and no nesting lady lays her eggs in a mangy den.” He chuckles, lost in thought. “I was fifteen summers, just two years my brother’s senior.”

Odétte’s mother raises her chin in approval at Valko’s words. “A tender time to come of age, Monsieur, no matter the place.”

“Were we too young? Yes, but nature left two budding bucks with no choice but to bloom before the snow had gone, and you don’t argue with nature, no sir… Especially when she’s not yet done scolding you for what it was you didn’t know.

“You see, when one herds wooloo, for shearing and for meats, you come to know the wilds around you. You must come to peace with them, become one part of a landscape that lives forever instead of a post that crumbles with time. We knew every sudowoodo patch, bulbasaur pack, and ferrothorn tangle as far as a single sunrise lit around the pasture, and they in turn knew us.

“Until that day our harmonious tangle made for mutually beneficial life. But those relationships were forged by my grandfather and passed to my father, whose cloak I still couldn’t fill. So the wilds had lost their faith in our family’s brass… so very fast…

“There was a pair of talonflame inhabiting the caves atop the mountain peaks, watching over the whole valley. They’d never bothered our flock, so long as we kept to our own side, even left us with clean carrion when their fill was had from time to time. It was a comfortable arrangement.”

Odétte tugs at the hem of her mother’s dress. “Mama, the clerics say that feasted bodies are cursed.”

Ulpha pets her daughter’s silky blonde hair. “This is a different place, child.”

Valko stands with his arms out and his partner spreads her feathers twice as wide.“But as soon as we spotted their brilliant red wings taking off and landing in the morning, noon, and night, we knew something was wrong when we heard fits of uneasy calls coming from the cliffs. Not long after, that was when the freshly-hatched of our flock started going missing.”

Bataille shifts with his jaw clenched, eyes wide as skipping stones as the talonflame’s claws wriggle around her master’s shoulder.

“I was sanguine at first, for we knew that the world took her due, and gave in time. The commotion on the mountain would pass and so would the pain; but Griffe… he couldn’t stand it as we returned to our flock every single day to find another head or two missing. Some younger, some older, some he liked more than the rest.

“He grew furious, especially as we brought the wooloo to our own home, where we could watch them sun or moon. It was then we caught a glimpse of the villain dragging a blood-soaked ewe away, wreathed in hungry flames.

“ ‘Oh, how I’ll pluck those feathers and feast upon him in turn!’ he’d say, night and day, with eyes drowned in shadow. How could I blame my brother? Half the flock was gone by summer’s end, and the nubs of our last rope were fraying fast.

“I had thought the male of that nest was smaller than the one we chased away with slung stones, but I had only seen it from afar, and it had most certainly had its fill of fine mutton. I’ll never forget that quiver in my gut as I saw the meadow lit like midday, with feathers burning like the sun…

“...and that long, hungry cry.”

Everyone jumps from their wooden stumps as talonflame ekes a teeny-tiny squawk.

Valko chuckles and polishes dried specks of blood from her beak. “Everything terrible seems so small when it’s so far away it fits the palm of your hand.”

“Surely a woodsman as capable as your father had a bow and quiver!” Usmar says after a long, hard swallow of his wife’s wonderful stew.

“Surely he did, but my father’s bow was not your normal recurve fare. It was granted to him by his father, who served in the great war so these grasses stayed free from trampling of Galarian boots.”

Bataille’s grandfather hoots with a raised flask. “I knew you had good roots, mmhmm.”

“He was the best of men. He’s the reason our Woolherd name began in these mountains. By the empire’s light this is ours, to shear and serve long as the royal Lumierre line lasts. I was barely able to string the mighty thing with my brother’s help, let alone draw it under my own power.

“But, the old man had another heirloom to give… and in my exhaustion I failed to notice its golden shimmer missing from above the mantle of the fireplace.

“I had heard of flock-keeping traditions further north,where pit homes were dug for the livestock, connected by little tunnels. I thought my Brother listened when I said to keep the thing at bay with the stones we’d piled the night before. It was a big project, and I needed something to keep my mind off the winter racing behind my back; to do something that may keep us all safe. I heard my brother yelling outside, and kept digging, thinking he was out of the flaming thing’s reach.

“Like a fool diglett, I dug and dug… and fell asleep…”

The children’s chests fill with a terrified wind as their parents bow their heads in solace and their grandparents’ cheeks tighten with grim resignation.

Valko balls up his fist, eyes towards the sky as his talonflame lights the night in bloody flames. “If only I’d listened to our mudsdale’s terrified whinnying. Instead, my lungs heeded the smoke smothering my dwelling as I broke from its burning thatch and bolted down the hill.

“…but I was too late. Our mudsdale was left curled up with a charred smoking face, like a dropped hock of torchic in the coals… and there my brother was, wielding my grandfather’s long-spear, lunging for the tiercel’s gut…

His voice shutters with glistening eyes. “Griffon, you glorious fool, you got the bastard good, didn’t you…”

Everyone leans in as Valko takes a long breath and they slink away as he exhales just as slow.

“...I’ll never forget my baby brother’s dying shrieks as his body burst into flames and the spear burned to cinders in a grip that dripped with fat, like cuts of meat in a hearth. I tried to save him. I wanted to pour my canteen over his crying face and clear the blackened crusts away, like I would when the springmelt mud got caked to his cheeks as a babe…”

All the men of the camp suddenly regret their curiosity as this powerful enigma of a man begins to fall before them.

“...but the evil thing’s wings beat me back and I rolled into mudsdale, who bucked me square.” He points to a pronounced divot in the temple of his brow. “She did me a favor, really. I can barely sleep as is. The next morning I inspected the top of my thatch hut and saw the roof was half-seared away; and knew that Griffon had saved me as I slept.

“I’m sure our Father is proud of him… I could only hope for a death half as noble as that.”

“Here here!” Pépé shouts and takes another swig.

All the grown folk down a burning gulp of the good stuff as Valko plays with the flames rippling through his partner’s plumes“ The next morning I wrapped our mudsdale’s ruined face with a bandage soaked in Rawst Berry wine and prayed that she would make it through the week. I looked upon the charred ruins of the Citrus-Berry fields we’d planted together since my little hands could furrow, and laid my brother’s blackened bones between mother and father’s still-rotting bodies. The cinders of my brother’s final stand.”

Bataille bunches up against his father’s side, terrified of the creature so calmly snuggling against the Sage, knowing now the horrors it could bring at a moment’s notice. “W-what did you do then, Monsieur?”

“...I went and found the bronze-leaf tip of my grandfather's spear…”

Ulphia coughs as she cleans a long string of entrails. “Gods on the mount, no!”

Valko nods the woman’s way and pats the spot on the log between him and young Bataille. He smiles as the boy cries out as his talonflame flutters down beside them, cooling everyones’ bowls with a heady gust of wind.

“Griffon’s fires lit a forge inside me. The hatred was so strong my vision went thick and red, like a ruddy tub of afterbirth. I broke the head from Father’s spade and set the spear upon it. It was heavy, had barely half the reach, but I’d be distorted if it would not do.”

Bataille peeks into talonflame’s empty eyes. “What did you do, Sage Valko?!”

Grandfather twists up in a knot as his flask runs dry. “No man worth his soil could let such a thing go unpunished!”

“I would climb the cliffs and settle the scales. All the mutton jerky I’d made from the bodies we could save from the talonflame mates would suit me well. I took weeks of provisions far too many, but I didn’t know how long I’d be gone.

“With fingers numb from the mountain’s cold midsummer night, I stabbed them into crack after crack and slowly climbed, knowing one fool’s slip would mean my brother died for nothing. Time after time I’d thought I might have been caught, bearing witness to that same ruckus we’d heard for months prior, but never did the birds flying in and out of the nest notice my presence.

“Gods I hated every moment, slipping on fresh layers of egg-white shit laid from above, like a castle’s guard tossing tar on the faces of a siege. It took hours, and only as the sun rose did I finally manage to drag my sorry arse up over the lip of their lair.”

Bataille chuckles as little Odétte gags from her mother’s lap.

“And as dawn crested the peaks I scurried into a tiny hole where I could gather my strength, confident that they’d notice me only half as much as the droppings they’d dressed me in… all the better, for between my exhausted slumbers I prepared myself for the end, if things didn’t go my way.”

Valko draws a chipped-flint blade wrapped in strings of hide. “When I rose, I readied to take the returning male as the female soared away. But something was wrong. I looked at its belly after I woke and saw not a drop of blood, no ruffled feathers, no sign of injury at all. ‘Had my brother’s courage come to nothing in this monster’s world?’ I asked myself…”

Odétte climbs around the grass, escaping her Mother’s watch, and crawls behind her brother to peek her head around the end of a sitting-log. “Oh no!”

“Oh yes!” Valko leans towards her, making her squeak and flee as he continues his story. “But I wouldn’t let it be! No, my brother saved our flock, our entire legacy, sacrificed himself so I could carry our line on. I was ready! I had no other choice.”

The talonflame turns around and rolls her eyes, watching her partner ready himself to regale the tale… again.

“I leapt upon the villain’s back, stabbing at its shoulders. By some dark inspiration my body carried me forth to kill in hot blood, but its head spun around!”

Valko’s partner twists their neck a full 180° and gazes right into Bataille’s soul.

“...they tried like Malamar haunts to peck out my eyes before sucking up a great lungful of morning wind to vomit flame across my face.”

The massive bird beside them burps a fiery cloud of smoke.

“But I had a trick in my palm. Grandfather said you could take a handful of sand with spices and blind your foe; told us a hundred times of how he broke a battle line with a fistful of Touga-Powder pounded up in bronze forge slag. We grew Tougas, dried them in the attic of the cottage, so I ground a powder on our mortar and mixed it with sand. I knew right away, as a tiny puff kissed my own eyes, that it would sour the vision of anyone, man or monster!”

“Rightly so!” Grandfather roars, spilling mead across his knuckles as he tries to fill his flask again.

“The distorted, eggless bastard reeled, painting the cliffside in fire, and I leapt down to let blood from its neck until red waters ran down the cliffs.”

Bataille looks down, searching his mind for meaning. “Eggless?”

Talonflame overhears and eyes Odétte, cooing pleasantly.

Odétte finds one of the many, freshly-snapped switches her brother used as swords in play the other day. “And you beat the bastard,” she curses out swinging and runs from her mother’s angry palm.

Valko puts a finger to his lips. “Listen, and learn, child. I looked around, seeing the home I’d just invaded. I saw eggs stomped in a soup of spilled whites, so many smashed like they’d been struck with a tiny mallet.

“Only three went unscathed, curled in the body of another male that was dead as a sun-dried treeco. Just as big… with a swollen, bloody wound in his belly.”

“Distortion! What in Darkrai’s ditch?” Usmar flusters between his third helping of stew, doing his best to keep up with the voracious appetite of their guest.

“I hadn’t the faintest! But I knew I needed to do something with the bodies if I wanted to make the most of that summer of suffering.” Valko pokes his partner in the plumage with a smile. “And I did hear that a big, mean, winged predator was a fine cut of meat.”

Talonflame burbles with a chuckle after they leave Valko reeling from a freshly pecked pinky finger.

“What did you do?!” Odétte peeps, leaving her mother sighing in defeat as she realizes her little helper has fled to the confines of her own imagination.

“Climb down, climb down!” Bataille cries.

“I sat.”

“You what?!” laments the choir.

“I was tired, can you blame me? Those birds weighed as much as I did and I wasn’t about to toss them down without a moment’s rest. The eggs were just the right size for a squat-and-ponder, sturdy enough shells, good little thinking stumps, really.”

Talonflame smacks her face with a smoldering wingtip.

“I was halfway through my plan to set the final ambush when an angry wind blew against my face, hot as the coals tempering the pot tonight,” he says as the great bird beside them huffs a powerful gust from her beak that sets the campfire roaring like a forge.

“No!” Bataille says with an excited smile on his face.

“There I was, eye to eye with the beauty of death in the sky. I was sure I was a dead man, sat like a fool atop her last three eggs… having killed one mate… and now a second in just a few days’ time… in her own home.”

Odétte runs to her mother’s blouse and hides her eyes.

Valko gives a hard look at them all. “There was no getting around it, I knew, this was the moment I would carve out my legacy, or chisel my resting slate.

“But she just stared at me, carefully looking at the bodies as I crept away with two of her dead companions tied to my back. I held my spear aloft. ‘You killed my brother, I killed your mates. A body for a body. We’re even now, so stay off my flock, you hear?!’ I yelled, hoping my shaky bravado was worth half an ounce of dick. Her pained unblinking gaze never left me as I made my retreat, and it was then I realized…

Ulphia gasps. “You saved her babies!”

“Ha?!” Grandfather belts out, spilling a fresh swig of wine from his newly-brandished, wooden cup.

“Indeed. That second male had finished what my brother started and was ready to empty the nest, that was until some angry shit-smeared redhead foiled him in the act. I thought and thought and thought as I crawled down, feeling her blazing gaze burning me from above, and realized things were not yet right.

“When the clouds of fury had cleared from my head, I knew there was one thing left to do before we were square. I’d lost one, but she’d lost two, and a few unfinished kin… So it was only fair that I gave mudsdale a long dinner on a pile of ripened berries, knowing she was soon to go from the pain and the oozing face. I sent her to Arceus with grace, in the old woolherd’s way.

“And over three days of drying out stacks and stacks of meat I could barely carry, I left everything the old mare’s body produced at the foot of the cliffs, declaring aloud that I wished the strength of my workmare’s body would give her and her hatchlings the strength to survive.

“Imagine my shock as she slowly fluttered down, meeting me eye to eye…”

Bataille and Odétte look at each other, then at Talonflame as the little boy finally bursts with excitement. “It’s like all the stories! She gave you an egg, didn’t she, Sage?”

Valko smirks. “Something like that.”

“Foolish me arrived without my trusty shovel-spear, thinking I was showing great honor to the wilds. I screamed like the frightened child I truly was as she dug her talons into my shoulders. She lifted me up off the ground, up to her den, where I was sure to die…

“...but then she just plopped me down beside the nest, now clean with the three remaining eggs tucked in a bundle of weeds. She pointed with her wing at a cushy pile of leaves and grass she’d made in the corner and flew off without a single Kalosian word.”

“I wanted to leave, confused, angry, hungry as a chained morpeko, until my brain finally caught up with the wisdom of our blessed valley’s Alpha-Falcon.” Valko brushes his talonflame’s sides as she finishes her stew and settles onto his shoulders once again. “If either of our legacies were going to make it through the winter, they would have to do it together.”

Grandmother, patiently awaiting Valko’s storytelling energy to wane a bit, smiles with a wizened nod. “Hardship forges the fastest of friends.”

Bataille bounces in his own britches. “Which one sits with us now, what happened in the winter?

Valko stands, nodding with respect to the argent crone as his partner’s feathers spread wide behind him, just like the stories of weddings made between the men and monsters of old. “That, my dear friends, is for another time. For it is very late, and I have many things calling me away,” he says and lowers his head as a great pair of wings cloaks him in the night.

The children’s faces shatter with a dashed sort of hope, devastated at the news.

“But, goodness, Sage. I, um… What if we never meet again? I would hate to go without your wisdom in such a terrible case.” Usmar bargains with an buttery smile.

Valko shrugs. “I believe you said you’d be back. Return in a few moons with more goods, and I’ll be sure to have more of my mountain’s bounty here to make the journey worth your while. All I ask is you bring affordable things, for even the least among us here.”

Pépé, Mærwine Lumierre, always lets his son-in-law make his own mistakes. This day, however, he’s pleased to see the man has stumbled in a clever way. “We’ll bring our own mountain of bounty, then.”

“The story will surely weigh on me like a leaden plate!” Bataille cries. “How can I wait that long?”

Valko’s feet rise from the ground as the grasses flutter and dance beneath his partner’s Flying gust. “A journey with a terrible weight makes a man’s legs stronger, young Bataille.”

“I hope to see you all again, safe and sound, around the fireside. Adieu.”
 

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The Dark Pokemon Fic Vee
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“Very good Bataille, record that please. Book three,” Pépé instructs from his perch behind their patinaed-brass suspension scales.

“Blazikens’ blush!” Mère chirps, peeking out from the pavilion flaps at the lines of villagers carrying staves strung with glowing paper bulbs. “Looks like Lumiose on parade!”

“Wha?!” he squawked back at his old woman.

Ulphia smiles and scans the festive metropolitan street that has magically manifested from nothing. “You’d think we took two wrong turns and stopped in Santalune!” she says, watching lines of rose-and-lavender lanterns cut like roserade blooms being drawn across the smokey starlit sky.

Usmar holds the shoulder of a weaver’s son, clapping a jingling pouch of wealth between their palms. “Good doing business with you! Oh? No no no, just leave them in the pavilion and we’ll do the rest.” His beard sweeps the dust from his wife’s shoulder as he negotiates a tender kiss of the lips. “What an incredible fortune of folks!”

Bataille’s scarlet, unfezant quill sips from a pot of horsea ink and scribbles neat number lines upon a well-worn book of hand-pressed parchment. “The carts are close to capacity, Pépé!”

The old man nearly pokes the boy’s eye out with his wrinkling nose as he turns to hear. “Blastoises! Certainly not.”

Odétte scurries in from beneath the canvas walls. “No more room in Smokey’s cart! Brutus can take a little more, but he’s having a hard time.”

The familiar thump of leather sacks filled with copper lumps grabs the tent’s undivided attention. “Well, I do hope there’s a little left for these, at least.”

Usmar, ever shrewd, is the first to sally forth and grab the melts for inspection. “Valko! Good Valko, we were worried you wouldn’t show. We’ve been in town for days.”

Valko swipes the front of his bright red cape away and flings an arm around Usmar’s shoulders. “Perish the thought! I was hoping you’d be here for The Long Blossom Night. All the settlements around come to celebrate as Shaymin’s shadow sweeps across the valley. Busy time of year; for both of us, it seems!"

Bataille’s quivering hand stoppers the pot as he wipes the sweat from his face with a smile, accidentally smearing a moustache of jet-black ink across his lip. A few loitering craftsfolk chuckle at his misfortune and his swelling enthusiasm is quenched in cold humiliation.

Valko snorts, rolling his shoulders with a tired crunch, and brushes a thumb across his fiery, whiskered lips. “That reminds me of a cruel autumn long past, spent locked in a duel of wits with a lovely little lady. Perhaps you’d like to hear the tale?”

The Sage’s words reignite Bataille’s excitement. “I was wondering if you might finish the last story too! I have imagined what came of you since the day my boots left the valley.”

Valko sighs. “I’m afraid I’ve time for only one tale tonight.”

He waits in a theatrical silence for the mood of the room to droop and chuckles.

“...fortunate for you they are one and the same!”

Odétte squeals. “Can we, Papa? Can we dine with Monsieur Valko again?”

Usmar starts weighing the copper out, inspecting the melts for a quality acceptable to the forges back in Lumiose. “If the good Sage would be so kind, we shall spare no expense!”

Valko ponders the idea, quite a bit longer than is really necessary. “Hmm, well, my purse isn’t the only thing here needing feeding.” He shrugs, palms up. “Ah, this hopeless, hungry romantic isn’t fooling anyone. Would you bless our nest this evening?”

The twiggy patches infesting grandfather’s brow climb up his face. “Come again?”

“If you can spare the honor, perhaps you’d join me in our tent. Near the western wall? This is the one time a year I stray from the mountain for more than a day,” he says, snatching a small linen sack of silver tossed to him with a snap. “I’d like to spend it amongst friends.”

Grandmother nods, bringing her hands together in an elated show of gratitude. “A feast it is! Only our finest hors d'oeuvres will do. It is fortunate also that Uxie saw fit to grant my daughter the thought to bring such great varieties of store and spice this time.”

Ulphia looks back at her aging mother with shock and pride.

Flickers of some, feral fire dance behind Valko’s eyes. “Spare yourself any obligations, madame, your family’s mere presence would be the finest gift of all.”



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The village shines with the autumn dusklight of a thousand blossom pyres. Burning towers of wood split from sacred old-grove trees, cut to make way for man’s precious orchards, vineyards, and pastures. Tinder kept aside to pay the forest’s tithe.

The family feels a giddy rural celebrance totally unlike anything in the Heartland. Lumiose holds innumerable festivities; every grand celebration, every noble ball, every garden gathering for tea held in the honor of man’s triumphs over the unyielding wilds. But here in this far-flung place, the people burn away that which could be used for fuel, tools, and homes in thanks. All for the capricious whims of some unaccountable, legendary beast.

Children stumble up the rampart stairs carrying wooden platters of produce, fresh and dry, to toss across the palisade. The chorus of skittering, wailing, and roaring in the moonless dark makes Usmar’s chest tighten as he remembers why nobody leaves the walls at night.

They migrate through a shimmering stream of hospitality, baited by samples of candied fruits, barbecued meats, and slow roasted nuts; captured and released by a litany of locals keeping the newcomers’ cups wet with an ample supply of one-of-a-kind, family-secret brews.

Even the children are allowed a bit of liquid merry, so long as their portions are drawn from weaker casks of drink.

Assembled once or twice a year, a parade of woodwinds, strings, and leather drums plays down the grassy ways. Passed from master to student through archaic aural tradition, the men, women, and musically gifted children of the valley rival the grand capital orchestras in Lumiose.

These wonderful people swear their shares to Shaymin, first and foremost, without a word of thanks to His Majesty’s most-infinite generosity.

Grandfather winces with concern. Just how far could Man possibly stray from virtue?

Grandmother smiles with nary a care to spare. How nice it is to find such wonderful manners on display!

“There it is!” Bataille says, pointing straight toward a crimson canvas pavilion tucked deep in the darkest most unassuming corner of the wall.

How could they have suspected such a well-respected figure lies hidden behind such humble walls? Had they not been told by the man himself, they might've hustled the other way.

Especially as a gaggle of old women climb from their rocking chairs with conspicuous stares and a gang of fighting-age men slither from the shadows, ready to send these outsiders hustling still.

“No no,” crows a particularly-venerable crone rocking around her roost with the creak of a mausoleum door. “Leave them be.”

Mère slips them a subtle curtsy as Usmar urges them on with greater haste.

“Great Sage Valko, might we intrude upon your camp?” the merchantman calls.

They wait in a darkness mixed with the din of distant revelry behind them.

“Chu?”

Their eyes fall down upon the face of a raichu that’s twice the size of any they’ve seen before smiling out from the flaps of the tent.

Usmar chokes down a terrified scream and shoves his family away. “Easy there, boltbringer. No threat here,” he hushes backwards, palms raised in a show of peace.

Bataille and Odétte sneak around their father’s legs, curiosity overcoming the dread hammered into them since birth; a well-worn fear for those prolific, black-and-yellow mischiefs that raid with impunity and lay buildings to ruin at the tiniest perceived slight.

The monster chuckles with a paw over her little lips and snaps her claws, illuminating the group with a flashy spark of lightning.

The adults all scream in unison, sweeping the kids away in a terrified scurry as the critter bends over and rolls out from the tent in a fit of self-satisfied hysterics.

“Oh, don’t mind her little pranks!” Valko shouts from within. “She’s harmless. Mostly.”

Raichu wipes the tears from her eyes, beckoning them inside, and leaps back beyond the veil.

Usmar reaches forward to open the tent, but hesitates with his fingers curling back.

Overcome with naïve fascination, Bataille is the first to slip out of sight and his family follows him in with terror as they hear a gasp of surprise behind the curtain.

The ground within is flush with floral fantasy, teeming with blossoms, seedling stalks, and plumes of bushy grass. Odétte waves at the timid eyes of a floette peering out from a fortress of fronds and is delighted to see a dozen other hands return the gesture.

Laid along the edges of the grove are fluffy familial clumps of pink-and-blue wooloo-like creatures, thrumming with orbs glowing at the ends of their tails. Normally lanterns are needed to light such a space, but their natural radiance is more than enough to read even the smallest of texts in the darkest of nights.

Raichu snuggles up beside a huge yellow specimen in black hazard stripes patiently fathering a dozen pichu that cling to his fur like cockleburrs. She pats his thigh, snatches up a belligerent bitey hatchling, and carefully watches the outsiders creep in with an unbreakable, cheeky smile.

All the eldest folk shudder, recognizing the faint dormant hum of skyfire-force from years spent ousting boltbringer nests from musty cellars and dusty attics.

At the center of the tent is a pyroar, curled around her cub playfully biting his mother’s mane. Their furry fires roast a meaty web of garters strung with copper wire. Sweet and savory, the air is thick with fatty morsels seared on sizzling skewers, carefully beaded between pepper pieces, onion chunks, and carefully-peeled spelon-berry bits.

Sat atop a mound of crimson sheets, surrounded by winter-colored pillows, leaned back against a single slumbering mareep, Valko lays beside his talonflame in a nest of fabric, feathers, and fur. “Welcome, welcome! Please, make yourselves at home.”

Every string in Usmar’s body wants to yank him and his family back by the joints, sensing the very sudden, unimaginably real danger in the air. Every single one of the monsters piled around the mad-mountain-man are far too dangerous to tame in the fairest case, invariably hazardous as a rule, right on up to the direst apex predators right there, center stage.

Pépé swaggers past his son-in-law with bedlam and booze on his breath. “Haaa-wat now?” He looks around, bent over, peeking through the grass at a nervous fae. “Wherez an old codger gonna find a place to hang hiz bones?”

Valko chuckles. “Why, everywhere, honored elder!” he says and points to his left. ”There’s room by Anabelle there.” The man gestures toward another huddle of mareep to his right. “Roscoe’s been lonely lately.” Finally, he shrugs, leaning his head toward his raichu friend. “And Vivienne loves company, if you’ve got a sense of humor.”

Bataille simply cannot believe the magic flowing through his own two eyes. His mouth hangs open with hands clutching his stomach as he tries to keep from hooting and hollering in a way that might force his parents to take him away for bad behavior. “They’re all so amazing!”

Ulphia shoves her husband forth and plucks Odétte out of a field of flowers reaching up for her.

Usmar tugs at the collar of his good linens and swallows his concerns for the sake of his pride. “Good Sage, I’m impressed. Are those… mareep? Stormherds are notoriously grouchy, I am concer- I mean curious as to how you’ve managed to tame them?”

Valko plucks a stray molt-feather from Talonflame’s neck. “Tame’ is a funny word.”

Usmar spends a few long, uncomfortable moments waiting for Valko to expound upon that statement and jumps as Pépé busts through the line to charge the enemy.

“Welp, I’ve lived long enough. Don’t cock up the business, boy.” Grandfather wobbles up to a fluffy pile of wide, innocent eyes and moves on, choosing to trade aged understanding glances with a few graying-pink flaffy huddled in the back.

He falls to his ass, sighs with relief, and leans back into a seat of warm, welcoming bodies. He’s grateful for the comfortable spot, infinitely more so that it didn’t cost him his life.

“H-how is it, Papa?” Ulphia asks, holding an annoyed little girl trying to escape her chest.

Pépé purses his lips, swigs from his flask, and pats an open spot beside him. “Dunno, might be die’n. Think I need a second opinion,” he grouches with a smile shot his woman’s way.

Grandma smirks. “Can’t do anything without me, can you?”

“Nope.” He wraps a boney arm around her as she lounges beside him. “Still hopeless.”

Usmar is so stunned that he barely notices the fibers of Bataille’s cloak slipping from his grip, and his face goes white as the boy leaps onto a bleating pile of mareep. Then decades of experience prepares him for the deadly, whining discharge laying in wait to blast his son apart.

But the moment never comes.

Valko leans up, energized by the boy’s exuberant dive. “That's the spirit!”

“C’moooon! I wanna go too!” Odétte squirms out of her mother’s hold and falls into the foliage. “Batty didn’t die!”

“Well…” Ulphia looks to her frightened husband with a prayer as her daughter is consumed in glimmering waist-deep grass and ambushed by an army of flower-wielding fae.

Usmar stumbles over nothing in particular with a bulky, bright-red box as his wife urges him on. “Before I, uh, find a seat. We wanted to offer you something from the Heartland. Perhaps these will complement the,” he starts, and gazes at the lumps of meat and vegetables skewered above the ferocious predator at the center of the room, “...wonderful feast you’ve prepared.”

Vivienne’s hungry pichu swarm instantly detects something good and seizes the opportunity without a second’s hesitation. The merchant is struck with paralysis as the varmints stampede towards him, leap upon his shoulders, scurry up his legs, and wriggle around the inside of his cloak.

Usmar finally finds his screaming voice and falls back into a blob of tingly yellow wool. Then the mob robs him blind and makes off with the goods, stuffing their little cheeks with candied dates, spiced jerky, and many-flavored tarts.

“Rrraaai! CHU!” Vivienne snaps and a manic haze of sparks dances around a dotted line of snuggling skyfire beasts with a furious glare. “A-chah, rai-chu-ra!” she commands.

Ulphia can barely contain a nervous laughter, giggling through her silver-ringed fingers as the hatchlings slowly march back to her flabbergasted husband.

Ears folded back, claws behind their backs, they murmur little noises that she can only translate as humiliated prostration.

Valko rumbles at the display. “Children. Such an adventure, aren’t they?”

Ulphia joins her awe-struck husband in the grass and leans back against the couple of young mareep with an apologetic whisper toward what surely must be their parents staring her down.
Another of one of their babies leaps into her lap, and they finally bleat in approval. “Indeed. It seems some things transcend nature.”

As recompense, the pichu are instructed by their mother to create an assembly line, passing the snacks around the room under Vivenne’s careful management.

Sounds of satisfaction and delight fill the room as every single living thing has their tongues teased by finest flavors the heartland has to offer. The package is received so well in fact that Valko’s human guests are smothered with companionship as the youngest creatures are permitted by their parents to snuggle and compete for the limited space in their laps.

Valko can’t help but slouch back and watch the party continue without his interference. He observes the little girl playing with flickering floette sparkles of a spontaneously choreographed monster ballet. He trades telegraphic glances with the wise, silver-haired Lumierre, and they both smirk as Mère’s precious old pickle of a husband snores with his head lost in Roscoe’s fluff. He sighs with relief as Ulphia hands Usmar a tiny hatchling ewe, warming him up to the abject insanity burning all around.

Most importantly, he takes careful note as Vivenne’s oldest hatched, a female pikachu with a chip on her shoulder, approaches Bataille to introduce herself with uncharacteristic curiosity.

The little lady chitters and squeaks in his lap, pantomiming her frustrations with a scowl.

“I… I’m sorry to bother, Sage. What should I do? I don’t understand.”

Valko looks behind his mountain of silks and wools and nods toward a scraping sloshing sound. “I’ll give you a hint this one time, alright?”

Bataille nods in elation as Pikachu slumps down with a huff in his lap, then zaps his pinky-finger in protest as he tries to pet her ears. “Ow! Ah, of course, thank you, good Sage!”

“She wants to know your name!” Valko replies as a shuckle wobbles around the pillowy bend like a cask of ale rolling off in a storm and directs the critter towards Mère’s old man.

Bataille smiles brighter than the day he met that noibat face-to-face last year. He holds the little chu’s palms with his fingertips, feeling his hands seize up from the current passing through his skin, but grits his teeth and puts up with the pain. “My name is Bataille Marchand, but you can call me Batty, I don’t mind.”

“Ka-cha.” Pikachu scoffs with a tiny tilt of her head, but smiles all the same. “Pikachu.”

Bataille chuckles back. “Ah, well, I guess that’ll work too!”

Mère keeps a watchful eye on his new friend. “She’s very pretty, isn’t she?”

“Piii…kaaa.” Pikachu blushes and looks away, curling up into Bataille’s lap.

His sunny blue eyes gaze upon the rodent with a haze of gratitude as his fingers stroke the heart at the end of her tail, finding the painful sting of her touch once again. “Enchanting.”

Shuckle bumps into Grandpa’s leg, waking him with a manic seizing fit.

“Haa? Haaa?!” He squints at the creature, face bunched up with suspicion. “So this is how it ends, eh? Go on, beastie. Do your worst!”

The thing’s nubbly legs tilt its shell to the side a ways and a stream of glistening golden drink pools at the bottom of the old man’s mug.

Grandma cackles with a jovial slug upon her husband’s side. “What a wicked thing!”

Grandpa’s face turns over with a subverted frown and pats the thing on the head before it waddles on to quench every single empty cup and bowl. “Despicable.” Then he takes a drink and bobs his head in stunned concession. “And delicious. What is it?”

Bataille lifts a finger, excited to show the Sage he so admires how well his studies have gone. “Shuckle Nectar, Pépé! They ferment berries within their shell like a cask!” He drinks from his little cup and wiggles with a sensation that tastes like excitement and summer skies. “But I’ve no idea what sort of fruit this is.”

Ulphia sips with a startled gasp. “Oh Uxie, bless my memories. This is Golden Razzberry.”

Usmar is pulled from his endless watch of the pyroar that's too busy grooming their fussy cub to pay him any heed. “You’ve drunk from the Emperor’s own vines?!”

Her eyes slowly drift shut. “A cup was passed to me as a girl one Thunder’s Night as the Storm Priests passed through town. There was only enough for three to taste. I couldn’t possibly forget this flavor. Thank you, so very much, dear Sage.”

Grandmother scratches her chin and opens her eyes in recollection. “Oh my, yes. You shined with Zapdos wings that evening!”

Valko claps his hands with a motivational pop. “A round of applause for Petri, he worked hard all year so we might have this tiny taste of Arceus’ light.”

Everyone smacks their appendages together with rousing enthusiasm as Petri the shuckle waddles off to the corner with a beady, victorious stare. All but Usmar, whose thoughts are overcome with a mind-numbing surreality that comes when you’re sat cheering for an uncultured beast, as if they were some sort of master brewer.

Then again, he has to admit that his senses don’t betray him; it is the single most delectable lightly-fermented drink to ever tackle his thirst.

“Alright, I think it’s time we passed around the skewers and I made good on my promise. Where did we last leave off, young ones?” Valko hoists himself up atop his shins as his talonflame rustles awake from a comatose nap.

The pichu lineup gets right to work again as their mother plucks skewers from the tasty scaffold hanging above pyroar, handing them down to pass around from youngest to eldest.

Bataille patiently waits with moistened lips, kept satisfied with the liquid gold sloshing around his cup and the company of beings so awesome and powerful. “You were taken up to the nest!”

Odétte raises her hand but does not wait to be acknowledged. “And you had to work together!” she shouts as a pair of tiny floral fae tie her golden silken hair into intricate knotwork braids.

Their grandfather slowly sips his nectar, contemplating how ridiculous he would look to any of his associates back in Lumiose. “Ye were bein’ held prisoner by a giant, fire-breathing bird!”

“Right I was. Well…”

The whole room turns to listen, especially the hatchlings that sit beside the children, impatiently waiting to hear another story from the Sage of the Southern Peaks.

“Things were quiet for weeks, a month even. The great Alpha Talonflame would snatch up small game for me and I’d strip what I could from it. After the first few days she realized that I was freezing cold and her babies were too, so she brought me chunks of wood. I supposed she’d watched men working enough to know what I needed to produce the fire she can by simply existing.”

Talonflame breathes a tired sigh at that.

“I couldn’t rightly leave my flock to itself any longer; massive inferno birds besides. How many were lost to some new predatory horror I didn’t know about? There was so much to be done to prepare my wooloo winter huddles with enough food in their stomachs to graze in the spring. Citrus Berries needed to be picked and preserved. Vegetables needed plucked and pickled. Bags and bags of unworked wool needed to be brought to town and bargained for the barest necessities.”

“A hundred hands of work won’t go about itself,” Pépé caws.

Valko nods his way, “and I couldn’t do any of that if I was stuck warming some cave-dweller’s eggs with my arse!”

“She wouldn’t let you leave at all?” Bataille asks, unaware that his hands were starting to search the places of Pikachu’s body where she preferred her pets and scratches.

Valko shakes his head and bites a huge chunk of meat away from his skewer. “Mmm. So good. Ahem, no! Any time I tried to sneak away or promise to return she’d snatch me up and plant me right back upon her young. She slept when I did, woke when I did, shared her kills as if I had wings of my own. And though it was the warmest cave-camping stay I’d ever had, I’ve no idea how many years of my life I’d lost worrying that she was just fattening me up for later.”

Usmar slowly, wearily nods as he watches Pyroar lick her fat-slathered jowls “Yeah…”

“So finally, after a few days of piling the hides of all the creatures she’d hunted for me atop the bed she made, I started a roaring fire near the eggs. I didn’t need that much time, just enough to keep my flock happy and safe. I knew they still weren’t welcome anywhere near the cliffs, it was the only rule you couldn’t break after all, so I’d need to prepare them as best I could with the little daylight Mother Bird afforded me.

“Because I would return, just as I said I would. I still needed to do right by the little lady!”

The old man raises his mug. “Bad form tuh cross a gal, feathers’r’not.”

“Rightly,” Valko says and holds his hands out in an exaggerated creep towards the younglings huddled closest to him, spooking a wee mareep back into his own fluff. “So in the late morning, when she left to hunt, I knew she wouldn’t be back for quite some time. Then the idiocy of youth came full circle and it hit me like a branch in the face…

“I couldn’t leave them alone at all! That was how I got stuck being bird-nanny in the first place! No. If I was going to get anything done, I’d need to take the eggs with me, to make absolutely sure I was keeping my word.”

Ulphia covers her face as he says this, muttering. “Oh gods, the idiocy of youth is right!”

“So, considering I’d eaten through a mess of mudsdale jerky, I stuffed my backpack with the spare hides and carried them on my long climb down. It was quite the trip, considering the time I spent keeping the shells safe from cracks, but sure enough I touched grass again and made my way back home.

“My home was in shambles. Creatures of all types and manners had helped themselves to our cabin, but by the grace of my grandfather’s best oaken hatch our cellar was untouched. Despite that, though, the flock had looked just the way I left them.

“The wooloo gave me a wide berth, like I had the Woozy, watching me with fearful eyes. It occurred to me immediately; of course they’re terrified, I smell like the enemy, and I’ve got their young strapped to my back! So I bundled the eggs up in the house beside the fireplace and set to my long overdue work.”

Odétte had cradled a bouquet of floette up in her arms like a big, squishy, private theatre box. “And she let you work?”

Valko nods. “Oh yes, it was the most productive day in my entire life. Ha, you’d have thought my brother and father had risen from the grave and plucked the bushels too!”

Then he lurches forward, looks left and right, then shields his mouth one way with a whispering tone. “But it was not the dead walking right beside me that evening.”

The human children panic and squirm around and the pichu lean towards Valko in perfect unison, eyes wide as saucers.

“Yer in trouble now, mhmmm!” Grandpa nods with liquor-pickled lips.

“As I carried my tenth basket into the house, I smelled something familiar. Charcoal mixed with the burning sap of pine. I whipped around, looking for Mama Bird, but she was nowhere to be seen. I peeked outside, hearing no flutter, nor the tell-tale cry of an angry tiercel!

“ ‘Haaa! The stress is finally getting to me. Next I’ll be talking with dad over wine and cheese!’ I said!”

Talonflame makes a tiny, adorable chirp.

Valko pauses to read the room. “But what was that?”

She chirps again, twice, then thrice.

Ulphia buries her face in her hands. “Oh gods.”

“Aaawww!” Odétte coos with her palms locked at her cheek.

The old drunk finally catches on. “Oh shite!”

Satisfied with the intensity in the room, Valko continues. “The eggs were broken open, shells burst apart, and right above the mantle of our fireplace was a baby fletchling. Ha… for the briefest of moments, I tricked myself into thinking it was one of Papa’s old hunting trophies.

He pauses, piercing the children’s hearts with his bright honeycomb eyes. “I must have stared at her for an eternity.”

“And she stared at me, her little head darting to-and-fro, bouncing around the shelves, trying to decide who or what I was. Soon enough the little one puked up a sticky column of fire and seemed so incredibly pleased with themselves that, even as I cried out and worked to smother the flames, I couldn’t help but be impressed myself.”

Talonflame raises her head in pride.

“Then I heard another shuffling… Another little bird. This one perched atop my many baskets, pecking at the fresh berries like they’d never eaten a day in their life. Which, thinking back, I suppose that was the case.

“They chirped at me with a smile, and I suddenly felt that strange, soft warmth in your guts you get witnessing an eevee hatch.”

His partner whips her tail-feathers around and lights Valko’s sleeve on fire

“The baskets were ablaze!” Valko flails around in mock panic as the children scramble and shriek with terror. “I carried them out of the house and only then realized my clothes had followed suit. Then I yanked shirt off to smack the fires dead,” Valko says, suddenly shifting into a calm lukewarm tone, as if his clothes were perfectly fine, then quells the flames with a flick of his arms and a reminiscing stare out into the air.

“By Arceus! I needed to get back to the cave. But how would I do it now? Each time I approached the hatchlings my clothes burned up and I was repaid with fresh strips of blistered skin!”

Bataille leaps forward and dives into the crowd with his hand raised. “A smithy’s smock!” he calls out and is plunged into a pile of riled pichu and startled mareep.

“Ah, that’s right. My papa’s old leathers! He kept them around for those times he baked the bricks and now all I had to do was wrap the little bandits up and get them snug and safe in my bag. It was leather too. Sure I’d have to deal with the smell of singed fur from the hides, but a real man answers the moment’s call!”

Talonflame inhales with the roar of a bellowed forge and douses Valko’s body in liquid flame.

Humans and hatchlings alike erupt with the sounds of distress.

“The first was an easy catch, since she went right back to devouring the fruits of my labor. She squeaked and peeped and burped hot air, but I got her in the bag.” The crazed hermit smiles with a comedic aside as his body flickers and ripples with fire. “Ugh, have you ever had to smell your own hair being burned away? Nasty stuff, truly.”

Vivienne wheezes with laughter, slapping her stumpy little feet in delight at their reaction.

“Anyways, the last one was a clever girl and I ended up having to knock an old fishing net down from the wall and feed it to the flames so I could jam her inside.” Every motion is made as if his life depended on it all over again, wiping the fire away from his vital areas before the flesh could suffer for his theatrics.

“My britches lit up as they belched and squawked. The little scamp bit my leg through a hole they poked in the bag! Soon enough I was outside hopping on my toes in nothing but a charred pair of braies, but I’d gotten the little rascals!” he says with a victory in his voice.

His partner extinguishes the flames with a gust that shakes the tent and startles the crowd.

“Roaaaaaar.” Pyroar’s jaws open so wide she could swallow any one of the younglings in a single bite and sighs with exhaustion, nuzzling her cub.

“Looo. Eeeooo.” The cub coos and whimpers, refusing to lift his head.

As pyroar rises with thunderous steps, Usmar’s back winds up like a toy spring.

“Leeoor, aye pyroar.”

Valko flaps his sleeve to silence the last tiny tongue of flame still licking his sleeve with a few cheeky puffs. “Aww, time to go, Mama?”

Bataille rocks back and forth with wanting eyes. “But wait, weren’t there thr-”

Pikachu shushes his mouth with her tail.

Everyone gives the queen a cordial round of goodbye cries as Pyroar swipes her baby up by the scruff, bows to the crowd, and squats to make it past the flaps.

The heat of her fur warms the cheeks of everybody by the door, but Usmar can barely feel her summer breeze above the cold disturbing truth freezing his blood down from his neck, to his hips, to the tips of his toes.

Valko is not in control.

“Y-you won’t stop her?” He regroups himself as he hears the broken tone in his throat. “The streets are so crowded after all; who knows what might happen!”

Everyone's eyes glance his way and then slowly turn back towards the play as Grandfather gives his son-in-law the single most distorted look he’d ever conjured up.

Valko clears his throat. “Of course not! Mother knows best, after all.”

Usmar wrinkles up and shrinks like a once-washed tunic. “Ah right, ha… haha…”

“Who’d wanna eat a screamin’, bloody somethin’ after a feast like that, anyway?” Pépé shouts, clearing the air with his mug raised high. “Wha’ ‘appened next? Kidz’r tied up in hitches wait’n!”

The pichu stamp their sparking little paws, filling the tent with tiny rolls of thunder. Usmar is more than happy to fall unnoticed in the storm, like a damp, dirty blanket.

Valko flourishes his cape. “Wait, wait! No! There were three eggs! Where was the last hatchling?!” he shouts, hopping to his feet, thrashing the covers around.

“Then I heard the rustle of wings outside, so I bolted out of the house and found myself nose-to-beak with the one-and-only newly-minted-mama.”

The floette gasp and faint, wilting like petals plucked and dropped to the ground.

“So there I was, burned and bum-bare with a bag full of trouble. Makes a man feel right pebble-small the way she screamed at me, with all the force she would calling from the head of the mountain’s peak.”

Mère tilts her head, grinning. “Oh? And how did you respond?”

Ulphia’s head shakes left and right, face still stuffed in her own palms. “He ran his mouth.”

“You bhuuur–et your bodice, I did!” Valko barks with a burp, proving that legendary beasts-amongst-men aren’t immune to mere-mortal-brews.

Talonflame whips her head around at her partner in abject humiliation. “Flaaay!”

“And it went like this!” Valko stands, pointing to Talonflame, reenacting the moment. “ ‘Don’t you give me no beak!’ “

Talonflame stands and scrapes the sheets, screeching in protest as fire rolls up her cheeks.

Valko swipes his nose with a calloused thumb. “ ‘Got a whole mess of problems you birds made before I ever said I’d help, and I’m still helping, look!’ ” He nabs a pillow connected to a sneaky pair of pichu crawling up for a closer look and swings them around in a huff.

The pichu squeal in surprise, sparkling through the air as Valko yelps in amusement at their lightning licking his skin.

Odétte, Bataille, and the hatchling hoard giggle at the ridiculous display, overcome with amusement.

The rest of the pichu bunch around the stage pointing, screaming, following their siblings with their eyes as they fly through the air.

“Ta-la! No-la Talon-FLAME!” she roars with a roiling superheated breath that Valko blocks with his cloak like a Paldean bull-fighter.

Valko squints. “ ‘You would, you lamb-snatching harlot!’ ”

The room gasps.

Talonflame jerks her head back, hissing with disgust. “Ta-cala!”

“ ‘My flock is free eats for any hungry predator passing through without me here.’ ” Valko shouts back. “ ‘Bet you’d grab them all for yourself if I wasn’t looking!’ ”

Talonflame snaps her beak and puffs her chest. “Chinay, fe-la-tinlay!” She squawks and flails her wings around towards a bunched-up pack of mareep that shake in the spotlight of the role they’d unwittingly been cast.

Valko finally returns to his audience. “I saw her point to my flock, then to the mountain pass leading on up to the grassy glade beneath her lair on the mountain’s peak; on the other side of the valley. That was when it came to me, it was too ridiculous to even consider, I hadn’t spared a moment of thought for such a silly idea before…”

“She said to take them with you!” Odétte cries with a head full of braids and flowery wreaths.

Valko ends his dramatic aside and squares off with Talonflame atop the heap of blankets, as if only one of them could leave alive. “ ‘You promise you won’xcz t kill them? Not a single one?’ ”

She rolls her massive blackened eyes and groans with a frustrated nod. “Flay-Flay.”

Valko sets the squealing pichu down at her feet and backs away as the babies run in terror. “ ‘Alright. Just let me get my–’ ”

His eyes dart around, leaving his listeners in suspense. “Do you smell something, darling?” he asks the smoking hot lady behind him.

Then smoke rises from the sheets and their laying spot suddenly bursts into flames.

Valko leaps away and clutches at his own hair, turning back to the audience with a genuine look of surprise. “Ah– Ow! Where is that– Ah, Our cabin was lit like a dry stack of kindling.”

He scans his perimeter with a frustrated furrowed brow. “What in bl– Absolutely nothing I could have done would have saved it. I thought to recover what little I could, but even my foolish soul simply couldn’t convince myself to waste this life on a home haunted with bad memories.”

Litleo pops out of the burning comforters with a squeaky roar.

The floette faint a second time.

Valko laughs like he’s heard the best kind of inappropriate joke and plucks the cub up into his arms with a ruffle of the tangerine tuft between his ears. “Ah, that’s where the third one was.”

“A fine trick, you two…” He walks around the fire, to the edge of the tent where pyroar’s tail holds a space open just big enough for her baby to escape. “Gratitude, Madame. Travel safe.”

Now it was Ulphia’s turn to panic as the fire spreads around the grassy floor. “Fire! Let’s go, everyone, single file!”

Valko and Talonflame squawk with identical bestial laughter as the mountain of silks burn behind them. “Relaaax.”

Talonflame swirls her wings like a top and a flurrying purple dervish leaps around the room. The flames are gobbled up like rattata in an open field and the smoke vanishes, carried away by the tiny whirlwind that slithers out of a hole in the ceiling of the tent.

Everyone cheers, smacking their paws, claws, and hooves together with glee.

Valko falls backwards onto a pile of now very warm pillows. “Larvesta silk. Quite the stuff, eh?”

The entrepreneurial coals in Usmar’s gut spark him back to life. “It is… My gods!”

Talonflame nestles up beside her partner, and he nestles back in turn. “For the first time in my life I’d broken the sacred Woolherd’s Rule. ‘Stay on your side!’ I’m sure my family was screaming at me from behind the Citrus Berry Vines. Maybe they were drowned out as the cabin crackled and roared behind me. Perhaps I couldn’t hear them over the sound of my own heart pounding in my ears…

“One thing was certain, though; it wasn’t madness that made me raise my crook that day. Then I crossed sides, to raise a new flock in a new home, and I never looked back.”

Pikachu smiles at the story, her tail gently swaying back and forth as Bataille brushes the stripes on her rear end. She catches the boy marveling at her calm demeanor and zaps his fingers with blush and a scoffing growl.

Bataille’s fingers flail around, shaking the pain away. “Ooow! What’s that for?”

“She’s her mother’s child.” Valko smirks, trading sideways glances with a grumbling Vivienne. “Seems she’s taken a liking to you.”

He pulls a finger out of his mouth, lamenting the tiny burns she left. “If you say so, gosh!”

Usmar looks to his father-in-law, who’d passed out with exhaustion and intoxication again, and finally feels brave enough to raise his voice. “Sage Valko, if it isn’t too much trouble. Would you be able to tell me how you procured such a rare and valuable material?” he asks, pointing to the blankets.

Valko’s finger metronomes with the ticking of his tongue. “You’re not ready for that, my friend. Buuut…” He turns towards the mother rat with a nod. “She’s got a proposal, if you’re keen.”

Vivienne squeaks up at Ampharos, chittering sensual words as she nuzzles his thighs, shamelessly slathering him in Charms and sweet-nothings.

Her mate enters a long humming contemplation with his brow furrowed and his body buzzing with what must be an positively-immense reserve of power. All of their children watch with anticipation as Father makes a decision they knew nothing about until today, but they could still feel the importance hanging in the air.

In the pause, Ulphia finds Odette fallen slumbering on a bed of magical grass. Her little fairy friends protest her rescue, but must relent as the giant human takes the slightly-less-giant girl away from them.

Mère opens her waterskin, pours it onto Pépé’s face, and helps him to his feet as he shakes off the sudden intrusion of his sleep.

Ampharos nods and stares at Usmar from a face set with determination, a single paw held out.

“I. Um, I’m… sorry?” Usmar frowns as Valko refuses to give him any hints at all.

Ampharos spits into his paw, and thrusts it forth again.

“Aaah! Now you’re speaking my language!” Usmar marches forward and grips the thing’s hand with all the vigour he can muster, sucking in a huge breath in case a thousand thunderbolts take him to an early grave.

Ampharos’ arm is so dastardly strong that Usmar is stuck helpless in his grip, as if the meaty fibers in his limbs were made of threaded bronze; but hey no sign o–

ZAP!

Usmar yanks his hand back, clutching it in agony, and stares at the blistering signature that monster has seared into his palm. “Distortion! What did I just agree to?!”

Valko pops his neck and stretches his arms, unwinding for the night. “Your travels here have done us so much good. I was concerned that my pitiful lumps of copper might not be enough to keep your wagon coming back. So, I wondered if some mareep wool would better secure your route. Since it isn’t mine to give, they wanted to meet you.”

Usmar’s jaw drops. “You’re tugging my leash! I can’t…” He coughs, blushing for the first time in decades. “I’m so grateful for this opportunity, I can’t find the words.”

Vivienne makes a loud crackling squeak. “Chai!”

Valko jumps at the sound. “Oh yes, right! She and her mate will allow the wool of their flock to be harvested once a year, sold exclusively to you. She does, however, have a very important condition that needs to be met.”

Usmar grins like a gimmigoul on a stolen stack of coins. “Anything, little lad– I mean…” he looks around then down at Vivienne tapping a long floppy foot in annoyance. “Name your price, Madame!” he shouts, kneeling down to her level.

Vivienne smiles, happy to see that some humans can indeed be taught. She chitters up a storm of ecstatic speech and, leaving Usmar bewildered and breathless as her entire family explodes into arcing sparking blasts of cheer.

Valko smiles at the divine intrapersonal magic at work as Vivienne returns to finish their little deal. “Wool is measured in stones, yes? Well, she wants stones too; thunder stones. I’m sure you know of them,” he says, directly translating for her in real time.

Usmar holsters his thumb in his belt, confidence restored. “Of course! They are tough to come by, but I’ve got some sources.”

“A stone for a stone, she says. One stone’s weight of wool for a thunderstone no smaller than her paw,” Valko says as Vivienne clenches her fist with a leathery crunch.

Usmar wipes his brow. “Whew, fortunate for me the terms were favorable. What an incredible thing this is! It will be good doing business with you, Vivienne.”

Valko snatches a pipe he’d hidden from the hatchlings’ sight. “What a wonderful day it is.”

Mama ‘Chu ruffles her face in a puff of excited sparks and then waves them all goodbye before scooping all of her miscreants up with a bossy snap of the tongue. Vivienne’s mareep march through the opening of the tent in a neat single-file line and their pichu scurry past like insects between their legs.

Pikachu groans at her mother’s command and slowly stretches, hops down from Bataille’s lap, and looks back up at him with a lazy disinterested gaze.

Bataille’s face splits from ear to ear in a smile that betrays his soul. “It was amazing meeting you, Pikachu. I hope I get to see you again. I really do!”

Pikachu snorts and bolts for the exit with a speed that hurts the eyes to watch…

“Hey, um…” The boy’s feet shuffle as he stands in Valko’s shadow. “Does she have a name? Like her mom does, I mean.”

…but then the little lady secretly peeks her head back through, smiling with glowing cheeks.

Valko’s partner lights the mint of his long, dragonbone pipe. “Not yet.”
 

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The Dark Pokemon Fic Vee
~ WINTER ~


“Mère, I’m so cold,” Odétte wheezes with cloudy words rolling across her face.

“We are strong, my sweet. You may bear the name Merchand, but your heart beats wit my blood. Lumière ladies live on!” Mère cheers, daring the brittle air to snap and bite her back.

Odétte manages a faint shivering smile and bundles up against Mère’s delphox fur coat.

Ulphia cracks the reins to one side, guiding her family’s prized team of furfrou pulling the sleigh. They bark her order up the line, to the front ‘frou, swimming through a sparkling sea of snow. “Good girls, good girls! Fly on Glastrier strides!”

In the covered shelter of the sleigh, Usmar and Bataille sit at opposite sides in the first sled of the train, trading stubborn stares at tariffed rates.

Pépé hacks and huddles from a mound of fleece and fur, ringing a brass spittoon with muddy mouthfuls of lung. He wipes the scum from his lips, silently appraising the negotiations at play.

“You know what must be done, son.”

Bataille’s face hides behind a wrapped ashen scarf, eyes gazing back at Usmar like a weavile in the dark. His Papa’s words punch him in the gut and he squirms with a nauseated whine, unable to distract himself with the bundle of copper puzzle rings in his hands or the box of hand-carved wooden gears and pulleys languishing under the bench.

A commotion starts exactly eleven-dogs-down and the sled slows, rocking with a wind that whips at the canvas walls.

Usmar breaks from his non-diplomacy and wraps his cheeks in pleated cloth. “My love, how goes it?”

Ulphia shields her snow-blind eyes, squinting off into the sleet and fog swallowing the front of the pack.

The lead dog’s gait has dissolved from her steady puller’s stride into a frantic zigging-zag.

“Roseli is spent, we need to turn the team,” she says, yanking at the reins.

Her husband wobbles up and peers out into the winter wastes. “The valley draws near, surely we can just push the dogs an hour longer?”

Ulphia pinches his ear through the hood with a huff. “Should you wish to carry my broken babies on your back!”

Usmar throws his hands up, grunting as her mitten yanks him from the canopy. “Ow! Alright, alright!”

They leap from both sides of the cab, sinking to the top of their knee-high gogoat boots. The dogs are a panting, winter wildfire, dancing in place as rimey chunks slough from their fluff.

Ulphia scrambles straight to the tip of the yammering spear and cuddles her frantic little lady into submission. “Hush! Hush, little baby. You’ve earned your time in the back,” she coos between tender smooches on the cheek.

Usmar begins unbuckling restraints, preparing to shuffle the girls around. “Easy, Apicot, steady girl…”

The rear ‘frou snorts and her chest rumbles with irritation at the man tugging her leash.

“Oook, that’s a girl, yes. Now let’s go. Aaah!” he yelps with an effeminate squeak as Apicot snaps at his woolen paws and snorts in disapproval. “Heel, bitch! Distorted beast.”

“Don’t say that, Papa!” Odétte peeps over the railing. “Apicots’ a good girl and I love her!”

“Good girls do as they’re told!” he gruffs and the entire pack eyes him with disdain.

Odétte reaches her coat-bloated arms out with a smile. “I’ll help you, Papa! She listens to me.”

“Very well.” Usmar waddles back and hauls his daughter onto his shoulders. “We’ll just see about–”

Apicot’s ebony face creeps into a smile as she spots Odétte and elects to trot herself to the front of the line with her nose held high.

“Good giiirl!” Odétte chirps and pats her Papa’s head. “See? She loves you too!”

It takes a half-hour working through a soup of swarming flakes of snow. The freshest shuffle forward, the tiredest rest in the back, and their owners help each other up the ladder.

Mère gives her granddaughter a big icy kiss between the eyes. “They see the Light of Lumiose within you, my sweet.”

Odétte’s face glows like a cloud hiding the sun as her father chuffs like a puffing pipe of mint.

Ulphia wraps the reins around her wrists, becoming one with the ranks. “SOUND OFF!”

The team stands in uniform attention.

“Apicot! – Occa, Pumkin, Leppa, Kelpsy! – Rabuta, Petaya, Maranga, Wiki! – Pecha and Roseli!” the maestro sings with a rising chorus of howls ringing as the names are called.

“YAH!” she roars with a snap and Usmar tumbles into the canopy as they crash back into the storm.

Pépé cackles through a shivering fist and kisses his flask as Bataille giggles and then crumples back into his clothes as his father casts arrows from his eyes.



The dogs howl and bark with ferocious warning calls and Ulphia looks around. “What is it, girls?” But the moment fades away and she continues guiding them forth with a suspicious raise of the brow.

An hour passes, then another, and another still, and Mère peeks through a polished dome of quartz kept safe in a special silk-lined satchel at her belt. “I am concerned.”

Ulphia purses her lips behind a woolen mask. “I thought this was the way, I’m sure of it. Where are the lights, the rolling climb to the cliffs, the evergreen woods? The valley is simply gone!”

“Oh no, are we lost?!” Odétte’s mittens smother her own mouth in fear. “What do we do, Mama? We’re so far from home!”

Both women silently shake hands with steely looks. “We split the train.”

Usmar shakes his head. “We don’t have time before sundown, we should circle and camp!”

The dogs raise an even more terrible fuss than the last and Ulpha whips the lines as they bring the string of sleds crashing into one another with a sudden stop. “Easy ladies! Whoa!”

“With what provisions, boy?” Mère throws her words like a stone.

Ulphia raises her hand, whipping around. “Enough bickering. We will do both. Boys, unpack the toboggans while I get–”

“Glaaayceon!”

Everyone shouts up in terror at a brilliant pair of polished sapphires blinking back at them from the top of the wagon as a curious pair of smaller, beady, black eyes peers out from a gap in Bataille’s coat.

Odétte boggles up at the monster concealed behind the blustering, blizzard curtain. “Mama, what is that?”

The thing hops down to the cab, perching its haunches where Odétte sat, smiling at the residual warmth on its paws. “Glay… Cee… Ahn!” he chirps to the children with a paw that bobs in a tutor’s sway.

Usmar snatches a heavy-headed hatchet from a log beside the bench and stands with it locked over one shoulder, poised to strike. “Release the hounds!” he shouts, shoving his children through the flaps.

The ‘frous tangle up into a tide of hungry teeth and gnashing paws, winding around the cart to protect their people as Ulphia leaps to pull the pin on their restraints.

CRACK!

A ballistic-blue shard of light strikes the axe and a million shattered bits of bronze scatter across the drifts.

“Very well, creature!” Usmar snarls, ready to grapple them down to the furfrou baying below.

Its ears and tail glisten like icicles in the sun, flopping around as the man’s hand wraps the hilt of a knife. Turquoise diamonds hackle its back, but relax with a patient breath as the creature touches something against his chest. “Ga-nay!”

Mère leaps from her seat and pushes Usmar away! “Wait!” She turns around and points. “Look!”

Glaceon taps its breast at a wooden pendant hanging from its neck. One carved into the image of a crying talonflame with its wings spread wide.

Bataille and Odétte clap their hands together. “Do you know Valko?”

The eeveelution grins with pride. “On.”

Mère kneels, sighing in relief. “You must be here to find us.”

“On! On!” he says and leaps down from the cart, landing on the fluffy surface of the snow like he weighs the same as the air.

The hounds lunge forward and Ulphia shocks them still with a shrill whistle. “ATTEN-TION!”

The team sits in perfect, synchronized silence.

Glaceon runs to the front of the line, spitting a mess of monster speech, and receives an understanding nod from the lead. He turns around, the air crackles like a shattered sheet of lakewater ice, and the wind rolls around the cart like a bubble in a storming sea.

Then he cuts the squall with a heart-gripping caterwaul, dashing through the storm, and the snowy globe moves with him.

“GO GIRLS! Follow that beast!” Ulphia screams.

“Follow that friend!” Mère says, clutching her chest with relief settling on her pruny cheeks.



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The firelights atop the walls of Shaymin’s Pass come into view, and with little time to spare too. The sun has sunk below the horizon and the bitter umbral air starts to stab their faces bare.

Glaceon leaps ahead and rattles the world with a spine-tingling trill.

His call returns to them as a boisterous gaggle of monstrous calls, and the nightwatch opens the gates without a single question or concern.

Their guide gallavants them through the streets like they’re on parade, chirping happily at anybody passing by. Ultimately, at the end of his cocky display, he brings them to the center of town.

“Ga lah na’la!” He directs them to an area beside the building where other smaller sleds are left.

Usmar wobbles down, clearing his throat. “Many thanks, Glaceon. I uh… I’m sorry about earlier.”

What he does not at all expect is the flippant tail wag glistening in the lantern-light.

“Cee-cee-cee,” Glaceon jeers, socking Usmar in the shin with a gentle balled-up paw. “Gon ceelah.”

Ulphia brushes the snow from her team, scraping icy chunks as Glaceon hands amorous eyes out to a few of the girls as they’re freed from the bridle. Most snort and look away, but a few respond with interested glances.

“Ahem, sorry, friend. Might you show us the stables?” Usmar asks, ignorant of the mass-flirt going on.

Glaceon raises one ear with his head in a tilt, as if he didn’t quite hear. Then he jolts with understanding as beckons them, and especially their furfrou friends, toward the meeting hall doors.

Mère on the other hand rubs her chin, considering the little man’s advances as he bumps his rump against Apicot’s leg. She laughs aloud, and everyone stares with concern as she refuses to elaborate.

Usmar heaves an oaken trunk the size of his chest from the rear sleds and waddles to the entrance. “Odétte, Bataille! Help your Pépé down.”

The children go to make sure their grandfather stays bound in the warmest blankets as they can find and help him up from the bench.

As he shuffles forth, they move to wait by the ladder.

Pépé sputters and chokes, gagging on his own breath, then a jingling box with a leaden bronze lock slips free from his cloak and tumbles around the floor.

“Here you go, Pépé.” Odétte picks it up with an innocent smile. “You should be more careful, that looks important!”

He reaches out from his matted rags and snatches it up, patting her on the head as he stuffs it under his arm where it belongs. “Indeed it is, little one.”

“Pépé, hurry! Even the dogs are inside before us!” Bataille shouts with barely-reserved, anxious trembling.

The old miser purges his throat with a burbling spit and waves them away with another swig. “Go on, go on! I can walk my own damn self, thank you very much,” he says with arms trembling, down the ladder under his own weight.

“But could you walk me, Monsieur?” Mère asks, holding his hand as he crashes to a foot-hardened path of snow.

“It’ll cost ya, Mademoiselle,” he says with a shrewd raise of the brow.

She smiles up at him as he leads her in behind Bataille. “Name your price.”

“What’chu got?”

She holds his arm and lays her cheek upon his shoulder. “Just this.”

“You drive a hard bargain,” he says and locks the winter out behind them.

Round crowded tables fill the space, each with a copper bowl at the center hosting litleo cubs, actively on fire, waving with excitement at the new humans arriving.

The entire place erupts with raucous celebration, cups raised, and slabs of meat torn mid-bite.

One of the litleo scrambles over to the group and yowls with fawning eyes. “LEEEOOOO!” He smears their legs with his haunches, thankfully extinguishing the flames before painting them in salutation.

Usmar and Ulphia fight their instincts to back away, reminding themselves where they are, but stand stiff and confused at the strange show of affection.

Odétte and Bataille haven’t forgotten though and fall to their knees, squeezing him tight. He is older, bigger, but their young malleable minds recognize the subtle intricacies of his fur. “Litleo!” they call out and a chorus of adoration rolls across the building like a spilled cask of mead.

Their parents trade glances, clearing their throats. “Alright you two, give the creature some air.”

Mère guides her man to a bench beside the wall, smacking his back to scare the frogadier humping at his throat. He takes a long overdue breath and then something budges his boot with a gentle nudge.

Petri the shuckle sloshes about, nuzzling his knee with an empty wooden cup over his head like a helmet.

Pépé gives the critter a playful scowl. “Come back to finish the job, have you?”

Petri arcs his head around, plops the cup down at his feet, and serves some steaming burgundy drink.

“Your nemesis strikes again,” Mère jeers and reaches down for the cup, petting Petri with a smile.

“Mulled wine?!” he growls, sips from it, scowls, and then drinks it again with a long sigh of relief. “Just what the doctor ordered.” He raises his cup to the creature as it wobbles away. “I’ll get you next time, Petri!”

Glaceon prances up to a proud looking man with a bastle-house body and leather hands cured by the salts of the earth. He bows as the guy slips the pendant from Glaceon’s neck, stowing it in a rough-stitched pouch on his belt.

“You have my thanks, Noël. Help yourself to anything you like.”

Noël glances back at the Lumiere Pack with a smirk. “Ah la la.”

The furfrou chatter with confusion as a yeoman boy asks them what they’d like, serving the ladies their first literal taste of equality.

Casanova takes his place at their empty table end, basking in the expressive assortment of looks sent his way. They cut his welcome cold at first, but the bachelor grows on them like icicle rows as he helps to explain that old human custom of ‘getting to eat what you want’.

“Quite a coffer you’re hauling there in the dead of winter.” The voice of that strapping stockade of a man rattles the boards, shaking the air with a throat full of bass-organ pipes. “Usmar Merchand, I presume?

“The very one.” Usmar heaves and sets his chest onto a nearby table with a thud. “And my supplier outdid themselves this year. I really couldn’t say no. I am willing to take the rest on agreement and… Ah, sorry, but only one of us seems to be acquainted.”

Ulphia sees the opportunity to relieve that guilty sense of obligation she always got as a house guest and slips away. Vanishing in plain sight, she sneaks toward the kitchen to make and bake (and to uncover the culinary secrets floating around the air.)

The stranger chuckles at her retreat, low and slow, and gestures for Usmar to sit beside him. “Ah. Understandable, good merchant. I’m very busy in the sowing and harvest months; no time to be milling about with things left to do. I’m Tauron, Mayor of this fine Village.”

What an appropriate name, Usmar thinks, and his face scrunches up with confusion. “Ah… I’m very sorry, it would appear you’ve caught me at quite the disadvantage tonight. You are the mayor? Not…”

“Valko? No no, he leads a very different sort,” Tauron says from a sip of his mug.

Usmar’s face turns pink with penance. “In that case, please accept my sincerest apologies. If I’d thought to ask, we'd have sought you out sooner.”

“It is a common mistake. I’m all-about the valley most of the year and in my position a humdrum day is a job well done. Valko is blessed with the gift of gab, and his deeds are difficult to ignore.”

“Quite.” Usmar glances around, fidgeting with the clasp of his cloak. “I, uh, hope our intrusion isn’t much of an imposition. I’d love to say we brought more commerce than this but I’m afraid our business today is exclusively with him. “Eh, well, more specifically-”

“Vivienne’s flock. Yes, yes, I’ve been made aware. Worry not, any guest of Valko’s is a guest of mine.” He beckons a woman to his side. “Have Skarmory send word his associates are waiting.”

Usmar succumbs to the many spells cast from a slew of stewing cauldrons in the back. “I see we’ll be holing up here for the night. My family shall compensate your people fairly for such incredible hospitality, you can rest assured.”

Tauron’s cheeks tighten with a patient smile. “Truly, it is my pleasure. Valko’s way with the wilds has brought great prosperity to the valley, and I like to think his people feel the same way about us.”

“You mean the wild things living alongside you?” Usmar asks, pointing to his family’s feline friend following Bataille and Odétte over to warm Pépé’s knees.

“That’s right, and quite exactly, monsieur. I’m pleased to hear such wise words; many who come to this place need reminding that these creatures are our allies, not some obedient horde of thralls.”

“I suppose they aren’t helping out of the goodness of their hearts,” Usmar says with a thumb on his lips.

The mayor leans back and pops a handful of raisins into his mouth. “Of course not. Mutually beneficial arrangements, however…” he begins, smiling as all the litleo leap from the tables all at once and race off to the kitchen, collecting baskets of dried berries, smoked mutton, and fresh loaves of bread.

Usmar purses his lips with a credent nod. “Well, alright fair enough; I bet it beats squabbling in the snow for scraps.”

Tauron nods. “And it sure beats fighting with the forest every day.”

Then a furry bipedal creature brushes the litleos’ backs as they depart, like a wicker broom scouting the hall with a sharp vulpine smile.

For a brief mysticized moment Usmar’s mind stops dead as the creature claps its tiny blackened paws together. All the copper sconces, tallow candles, and dying fireplaces roar to life with cozy violet flames.

The Delphox is bright, excited, seemingly devoid of its naturally skittish tendencies. They give a chittering bow and wander the room, greeting the guests they’ve mixed into medleys of wonder and warmth.

Even in light of that Long Blossom Night, Usmar has stacks of scruples left to sort. So he seizes his opportunity to gain the perspective of someone other than a crazy, cave-dwelling, egg-sitting wizard. Someone safe, sane, and mostly sober at the moment.

“Doesn’t it all seem… dangerous to you? Don’t accidents happen while you’re working with monsters?”

Tauron hits the man with a snubull’s stare. “Don’t accidents happen while you’re working with humans?”

Usmar is glad to be sitting, else he might've crashed his ass to the ground tasting both boots.

Tauron roars with a jolly belly-shaking laugh. “Fret not, my friend. I understand your concerns. Being totally honest with you, if not for the Sage calling the cliffsides home we’d be like any old Kalosian hold anyplace else.”

Usmar manages to yank the shoe leather from his throat and huffs in frustration. “But there’s a reason, lots of reasons, why we don’t work with wildlings! Surely you haven’t forgotten. Even if you’ve never set foot beyond the valley, nobody lives in a glass flask. What if your Valko isn’t around when things go wrong? At least any normal person can deal with other people.”

The mayor winces at the faux pas, but chooses instead to scan the room, looking for something; silently, confidently keeping an eye on his village with a thoughtful nod.

Then, just as Usmar breathes to say something else, he sees it. Tauron puts a finger up to the merchant’s lips with a hush. “Watch,” he says and points with a tilted cup in his hand.

Delphox circles Mère and Pépé with a curious gaze as they bid Litleo fond farewells with a smile and a scratch between the ears. They sharpen their little chin with a scratch, squinting with bunched up brows, then end up sweeping that way with an enthusiastic sway.

“Delfaaa!!” they sing on approach and that entire corner of the room falls still as a dune of snow.

Mère squeaks and shrinks into her seat and her old man rattles his throat in surprise, both sat like statues as she’s scrunched into a paper facade of her proper self and Pépé’s face sets to stone.

Delphox scrapes to a stop with their paws clasped together, hunched over in concern. “Faaa?”

“Mère? Pépé?” Odétte cracks the quiet with a whisper. “What’s wrong? They’re really nice!”

Grandmother chokes on a croak in her throat, clutching at the arm of her heirloom coat like it was a patch of gangrene. “I… didn’t consider...”

Delphox fidgets and scuffles forward, gesturing to that genuine article in surprise. “Lovely coat you’re wearing tonight…” Their words are heard in the minds of those around them with lips sewn shut.

Pépé’s mouth tightens. “It’s our mistake. We’ll leave.” His tone isn’t angry or spiteful, it’s nervous and contrite.

Mère stands, helping her husband up, and bows with tears in her eyes. Her grandchildren have never seen the woman like this, nor has Usmar witnessed it either. In fact, the merchantman only then realizes the issue in time to watch a horrible spectacle unfolding from afar.

But Ulphia, who’d just plopped a buttery plate of baguettes upon her furfrous’ table, nearly drops the tray as she recognizes her mother in a way she hadn’t seen since she was a very little girl.

Laurie, Mère, Matriarch of Kennel Lumiere, is a wizened sandshrew of a woman. She’d burned through life bright as midday light and chased her family’s shadows out of sight. The intensity of her upbringing had spent her youth like a candle tossed in a forge, but it certainly wasn’t wasted. That little light died striking the coals of family, charity, and justice lying within her; woe be the wicked of the world.

No home or kennel of Laurie’s had ever heard the crack of a whip. She saved the licking of her lash for the reprobates foolish enough to steal her family’s air, always with a whisper and smile. She chose her words like she did her friends, carefully, and she treated her friends as she would her family, rightly. But today she’d made a mistake.

A big mistake.

Laurie Odétte Lumiere peels the delphox fur from her body and folds it beneath her arm. “How could I be so inconsiderate? I’m sorry, please forgive my indiscretion, Monsieur Delphox.”

Everyone around flinches as the fox snatches the coat and snaps the thing wide open to inspect it with squinting eyes.

They smile. “Indeed it is cold, Madame. Thank you…

Then Mère freezes in place as the delphox gently reaches around and helps her put the thing back on.

...but you need it more than I.” They giggle, tugging at their own fluff. “As you can see, I’ve brought my own.

The audience takes a single, long, collective breath.

Mère’s air returns to her a moment later. “You’re not upset?”

Delphox acts confused at first, but ends up clearing the spinarak webs from the air with a handful of chuckling claws. “A simple misunderstanding, Madame. As we say in the wilds…” The creature gestures to themselves and all around the room. “It wasn't me or mine, so it’s fine.

The kids stare at each other, completely oblivious to the morbid exchange that had just taken place.

Usmar slumps into his seat as the boulder rolling around his stomach finally settles down.

Mère’s skin runs cold with the rhyme, but warms again as she realizes the reason. “Of course, my mistake. It is a pleasure to meet you, Monsieur.”

The pleasure is all mine.” Delphox smiles, bowing with a flaming flourish of the paw, and blesses Mère’s house with a gentle kiss of the wrist. “Truly.”

Pépé struggles to contain a raucous laugh at the absurdity of it all and opens his mouth to talk, but finally breaks like a dropped vase. He turns over, hacking into his cap as the monster politely waits for him to regain his composure.

“Smart and polite. Someone's raised you right!” he says with a hoisted flask. “The finest fur I've ever seen.”

Delphox giggles and looks away, bashfully swatting at the air. “A gentleman and a sage.

Mère sighs as the flames inside her reignite. “Indeed, a priceless piece,” she says, giving the creature a playful diplomatic glance she considered inappropriate for a predator until that very moment.

Pépé pats his wife’s palm, glazing them both in a sugary grin. “Might I know the name of the fire warming our hearts tonight?”

Then Grandpa gasps as his hand snared in a pair of ashen paws, and a hot rush of humility climbs his back as the Delphox leans forward and lays a long bewitching kiss upon his palm.

Estelle, monsieur,” she says with a smitten smile on her face.

Both Usmar and Tauron bellow, smacking their knees like hammers in a smithy as Pépé’s skin runs red without the aid of any strong sherry.

“You see? We can take care of ourselves. She’s no sage, but she did just fine,” Tauron says and knocks back the rest of his cup as another lad arrives to keep their whistles wet.

Usmar feels disarmed as a circumcised spear. “It’s just incredible, if only other places could gain a fraction of the fortunes you’ve found.”

The mayor’s cheek twists into a sober smirk. “If other places had the mind for it, I’d wish your way too, but I don’t think the heartland could bear such a stomach strike.”

“What do you mean? Are you saying the only thing keeping the kingdom back from this… greatness is pride?”

Tauron nods. “You’re asking spoilt nobility to… ‘negotiate’ with ‘animals’. In a couple days they’d trick the wild ones with a broken promise or two and any hope for a home like ours would burn to cinders.

“The world was made without mankind in mind, so the sages say, anyway. Rare is the wildling without the power to kill a dozen men with a snap, and wandering the woods without a wingman is still the surest sort of death. Even if the Heartland gave an earnest try, the monsters nearest the cities have the fiercest dispositions towards our kind.”

Usmar nods with a grumble. “For good reason. That… makes another decision of mine taste better too.”

“Life is hard this far from the Heartland, and this world is full of risks, despite our guarantees. So my people chose to set their fears aside, eating heaps of human pride to learn the ties that bind. Bloom or burn, we take our fates in stride.”

The master negotiator wants to say something to add to the conversation, to somehow keep up with this unexpectedly intelligent man, but the axe has dropped upon the stump and stuck itself firm.

How in the world had he wavered in the wake of such an indisputable feat of foresight? In spite of the immediate uncertainty and strife these people had stared into the eyes of ruin and dared to see that which others could not. Through sheer temerity they strayed from that well-worn road and blazed a better path. Through the unknown. On to victory.

And even as fortune filled their coffers, they never forgot the steadfast souls that had trekked beside them, man and monster alike.

The heart of Kalos beats with the blood of the gallant, chivalrous, and true. Perhaps he doesn’t fully understand or even accept these peoples’ way of life. However, he’s always been able to see it when audacity, courage, and resolve join hands to strike the earth and make something great.

And besides, he simply cannot resist reveling in the rightful spoils of a risky business venture. His or not.

With nothing left to say he lifts his dripping skin of wine, proud to share a swig with the Tauros of Shaymin’s Pass.

An hour later, as many folks have passed into the night, on to their humble homes, all that’s left is Usmar and his ilk. Beds have been made upon the earth with mounds of fresh quilts, hay-sack cushions, and furfrou fluff.

Tauron readies to leave the building with Estelle behind him, allowing his guests to sleep the night away around the center hearth with a heaping stack of wood. However, he’s intercepted by a tumbleweed of shiny bronze feathers clamoring its way through the front door. The noise it makes frightens and chills them with the wind breaking in behind that golden metal bird waddling through.

Estelle claps her paws together and chirps with delight. “Valko’s here! Valko’s here!

Tauron points towards the hearth. “Go, Bladewing, warm yourself. Help yourself to the stores, you’ve done my house a great service this night.”

Bataille pops from his blankets like a diglett, forced to sleep farther from the fire, away from all the others. “Already?!” he cheers, reaching around to console the tiny wriggling lump fighting against the blankets of his bed.

Usmar grunts and clutches the front of his cloak shut, ready for the ice-fanged air to gnaw at his skin again. “Stay and rest, I shall deal with the Sage.”

Bataille leaps up and something small, yellow, and white crawls from the sheets and up into his robes. “No! Please, Papa!”

“We will speak with him in the ‘morn. We have many things to discuss that don’t require you, and I’d rather keep Vivienne’s business swift and sweet so her hoard can get back to… whatever they do.”

Ulphia rubs her eyes with a groan. “My love, is there no means to shift your stance on this?”

Her husband clenches his jaw with a frown. “I’m nipping this damage in the bud.”

Odétte rouses with a sharp fascinated squeak as the skarmory rattles to a stop, perched at the edge of the hearth, and she waves hello. “Papa, I wanna see Valko too!”

“It’s too cold, Odé–”

I’ll help, I’ll help!” Estelle says in her native tongue as well as with her mind. “Nobodys’ cold while I’m around!

“Now you list–”

Pépé clears a rotten gulpin from his lungs and shudders up from the dogs and blankets set beside the fire. “We’re going, all of us!”

Usmar grunts, he groans, and he growls, but ultimately he grits his teeth with a sigh. “Alright, everyone, but don’t blame me when you’ve caught the ice-stone throat.”

Everyone leaves the meeting hall way-past-bedtime in their boots, gowns, and the barest of cloaks. As promised, Estelle's body is wreathed in purple flames and a dome of homely warmth protects them from the dry skin-searing air.

She snaps her claws again, eyes leaking fire, and the heartland humans watch as the rumors they’d heard about fire-furs are proven true. Lanterns burst to life, torches yawn and flicker awake, and globes of lavender light the longest street like a midday sun.

They hear some whistling in the darkness, a long, metallic squeaking, and then the slam of the massive palisade gates. The ground shakes and misty swirls of snow lift as a blob of darkness approaches.

Just when the family thought they’d seen everything, the town has to catch them unawares as Valko arrives to remind them that reality really is stranger than fiction.

He rides into town on a sleigh made of decimated trees. Whole old-growth pines split straight in two have been carved into massive sledding blades. Everything is bound in bright silvery rope to a colossal rattling chassis of rough-cut trees. Practically a log cabin on skis, dragged through the snow by the tusks of a massive pair of mamoswine. It leads a procession of beartic and abomasnow slogging through the snow.

The stowage wobbles and groans in a swollen blob of lashed canvas sacks, bulging like the belly of a triplet-laden woman bound in rope. It shifts out of control again and again with the conspicuous goods seeming ready to topple over and crush someone’s home. But every time, just in time, a team of weavile acrobats scurries around and saves the day as they tug those lines the other way, chittering like sleigh bells as they work.

“Look out below!” Valko cries from the top of the makeshift monstrosity, wearing a fluffy red-and-white parka with his talonflame partner perched upon his shoulders.

The delivery lurches one final time and the weavile see just one chance to stick the landing right at the last possible second. Their claws cut the lines in a butcher's-twine snap, leaping from a heaving tidal-wave of snow and toppled trees as the bloated heap of sparkling sacks careens to the ground. The bags, the logs, and the ropes come apart all at once and spill down the road, burying the group in an ankle-deep tsunami of woolen powder snow.

Everyone coughs, splutters, and spits slush from their lips. Except Estelle, whose clapping and cackling lights her fires more.

Pikachu and two short-haired mareep pop their heads out of the snow in front of the kids like daisies breaking frost in the spring. “Pi-ka-chuuuuuu!” she roars out in victory.

The mareep shuffle their fluff clean with a glare.

Usmar’s cheeks flubber as he opens a sack of sparking mareep wool, red with a chill that vanishes in the foxfire warmth “This, this is… SO MUCH! I don’t–”

Valko is swept up in his partner’s talons and brought down with his vermillion boots sticking knee-high in the snow. “Ha! Well, that’s alright. Vivienne says she’s willing to take the rest on delivery.”

Pikachu spots Bataille and her face lights up. “Cha! Chaaa!”

The two mareep smirk right behind her with synchronized chortes and she stops with a frustrated blush.

Bataille doesn’t care at all, barely noticing the other two and reaches out for his old friend. “Pikachu! It’s you!” he shouts and holds her up. “It’s so good to—”

ZZZAP!

Bataille squeaks as Pikachu nips at him with her barely-contained boltbringer might and points her little paw his way. “Chaa, chupacha!” she chitters, chastising him for the sudden unwanted touch.

But before Bataille can let the dejection rush across his face she smiles with a sigh, climbing up into his arms. She nods in approval as he cradles her up against his chest, letting her legs hang down like a good napping branch. “Pi. Ka.”

Odétte gasps, gushing with a smile. “Oooh, Batty, you’re so good with the wild ones!”

“Odétte!” Usmar hisses as Ulphia winces with an uncomfortable shift of the eyes.

She looks down, rubbing the shoulders of her gown. “Y… yes… I know, Papa.”

Usmar clears his throat, dragging the chest of shimmering green thunderstones through the snow. “I suppose we’ll need a moment to load the sleds. I didn’t anticipate so much.”

“Ah, yes. Well, Vivienne didn’t anticipate so much enthusiasm from her flock. Every couple wants a stone for their young, it seems.”

Usmar started the day distraught, but those words suddenly sound like a beautiful business relationship to him and he hums like they’ve brought him a perfectly-cooked steak. “I’ll let my suppliers know I’ve got a buyer that simply cannot be refused.”

“Springsongs to my ears.” Valko runs his bare fingers through Talonflames feathers, nuzzling her beak as she stoops down in front of his head. “Worry not, The Ice-Cave Nests agreed to help in loading your things; they owe me a favor or two. We can work out the details inside.”

Usmar stares off and around like he’s lost in a dream as beartic and abomasnow lift sacks of wool and stack them onto his empty sleds. “Where is Vivienne? I only see one boltbringer here.”

“As the eldest egg, Vivienne wants the girl to show some responsibility, learn what leadership means and all that. She’s still a little rascal on a good day, of course, so these cousins are the first of her herd.”

Pikachu begins purring, welcoming the boy’s warmth against her fur, and the precious moment is broken by some hysterical mareeping and bleating wooly laughter

“Ka!” she spits with her cheeks sparkling and looks away from them with her paw thrust out.

Bataille gets the message and shoves his own, mittened palm out too. “Yeah, talk to the paw, you two… whatever you said.”

Pikachu’s eyes glow and she nuzzles his arm with pride.

“I see, so… Is it just ‘Piakchu’ then?” Usmar asks.

“For now,” Valko says, slogging towards the meeting hall.

“Right, Um… If it is ok with you, I’d like to get some bitter business out of the way before we shake claws.”

Smiles sneak across both Mère and Valko’s lips at that suddenly-natural turn of phrase.

“A good cocoa brew comes that way, doesn’t it?” Valko continues his march, locking talons with Tauron as they clap each others’ backs in a monumental, brotherly hug. “You look well.”

“As do you. Good to see you too, Lailla.” Tauron directs his words up above Valko’s shoulders.

Lailla the Talonflame chirps and nuzzles the big man’s wind-swept cheeks.

“What a pretty name!” Odétte gushes.

Valko turns to the delphox and bows, blowing her a playful platonic kiss. “Radiant as always, Estelle.”

He greets everyone, pausing with each person a moment to assess their faces, and then he stops at Pépé. “Is everything alright, Monsieur?”

“Well, it is that bitter business I mentioned. Perhaps you’d be willing to consider Bataille for a moment,” Usmar starts, swapping glances with Ulphia, who looks away with a sigh.

Valko gives him a jester’s smile. “I don’t think Vivienne would take him as payment. Yet.”

Neither of his parents laugh; not even a chuckle.

Pikachu works her way up Bataille’s shoulder and her ears twitch behind her head as she smells… something. She commands him to show her with a claw pointed at a rustling bump in his cloak.

“I, ah… I really shouldn’t right now,” Bataille says with his father’s gaze shining down on him.

A tiny, black pair of curious ears pop out from his sleeve and squeak as Pikachu stabs at them with daggers from her eyes.

Then Pikachu leaps onto Bataille's chest, gripping the fibers of his tunic. “CHA!” she roars, tugging at the scarf, grunting as Bataille fights back.

“N-no, I… I’m sorry, I can't.” He scrapes his clumsy wool-covered hands around his neck, trying to keep the cloth in place.

“Ku-Cha! Pi-chu-ka!” she growls, digging her claws in, slowly unwinding it from his cheeks.

He falls onto his butt, the scarf tears away, and everyone quietly gasps.

An emolga, tiny, young, barely beyond a hatchling, tumbles out from Bataille’s cloak. Then it flutters up to his shoulder, hiding behind his head.

Bataille’s cheeks bear ragged pink marks, but he covers them back up in time while the others are distracted with his other surprise.

Pikachu glares at Bataille with absolute, unrestrained anger.

Valko has nothing at all to say. He is stunned, for the first time in many, many moons.

Usmar grunts. “Let’s talk inside.”



The initial wave of jubilation crashes against the rocks of reality as everyone judges Bataille by the fire.

Estelle steals Ulphia to brew something cozy, and sitrus-ginger cider seems like just the thing to warm a group of cold mens’ hearts.

Ulphia surprises herself with the speed at which she takes to the creature’s natural cadence. Despite the involuntary spasms of the ears and the random swipey ruffles across her muzzle in frustration, she could tell with just a little bit of effort what the pretty lady did and didn’t want to say. Even before the psychic speech was put to use.

The men circle Bataille, of which only Valko is willing to sit beside him, watching the ground with patient eyes as he waits for the boy’s tiny frightened creature to relax.

Usmar stomps his feet. “The boy hasn’t ceased since the day we met. Now, I don’t blame you at all. You’re a master of your craft, and Tauron obviously knows a thing or two as well, but this foolishness simply cannot go on.”

Tauron wanders off, leaning against a wooden support as Valko slides closer. Both of them peek over at Pépé, curious at the lack of… words coming from that mouthy old coot.

What foolishness can’t go on, exactly?” Valko asks with a curious squint.

Usmar wanders to and fro, pacing like a caged beast. “He keeps playing with wild monsters, predators especially, and he keeps getting hurt, Valko. I can’t let him risk his life hoping he’ll stumble on a miracle like you had.”

The emolga whines and buries her face in Bataille’s hair as Usmar’s angry eyes find her again.

“And that thing won’t leave his side. I can’t make her go with force, I’m not… I know better than to… I can’t hurt someone else anymore without a good reason, ok?! Not after what I’ve seen here.”

Everyone drinks from steaming mugs of merriment as the women pass the cider ‘round.

“The people I do business with are frightened of my son. Family refuses to enter our home unless he’s left hunkered in a field, far away. All the rumors sprouting through the city like weeds… gah, running rampant since the day we found her, snuck in the gods-damned house.”

Pikachu’s cheeks spark. “Chaaa. Chaaa!” she snarls towards Emolga, hot in the face with jealousy.

Emolga makes a sour, defiant scowl. “Gaa… mol…” she replies, shaking her head with a furrowed brow.

Bataille’s silence breaks with his face wrapped up in shame. “What is she saying, Sage?”

Valko breaks eyes with Pépé and hums in consideration. “She says she thought you were her friend. She’s demanding the girl hit the road, more or less.”

“I couldn’t do that! No!” the boy shouts. “Pikachu, of course we’re still friends. But I couldn’t just let her go!”

Usmar points to Pikachu. “Smart girl, like her mother!” He huffs and rubs his temple, as the absurdity of what he’d just said sinks in, and his temper fires off without him. “And why not? It’s nature, Bataille! It would be better off–”

Bataille’s body tightens like a mooring rope. “Her name is Emeline!”

Pikachu gives a buzzing grouse, jaw clenched with frustration.

Usmar can barely contain himself as he continues. “Very well. She isn’t welcome in the nest she fell out of anymore. Apparently she must have smelled like us and it scared them off.”

Bataille huffs. “No! That’s not the reason at all!”

“You named her after my sister? Bataille!” Ulpha covers her face, shaking her head in shock. “You weren’t supposed to name her at all!”

Valko’s gaze floats back onto the boy. “How’d you settle on that one?”

Battaile didn’t expect such a direct question from his idol and jumps a bit, prompting a squeak from Emeline as he pets her little neck. “I asked her a whole bunch… and she liked that one.”

Pikachu moves closer and spits some more hot angry commands. Emeline builds a little bit of fire in her guts as well, and bright flashing sparks arc between their cheeks as they start a long growling match.

Everyone but Valko jumps away from the scene, sitting without a single flinch.

“Pikachu, stop!” Bataille begs. “I haven’t forgotten about you. We can both be friends.”

Pikachu hisses up at Emolga with cheeks glowing deep and red, tiny tears sparkling at the edges of her eyes as she babbles an incomprehensible froth of boltbringer noise.

Emeline chitters back just as quickly, still hidden behind Bataille’s skull. Whatever she says, she holds his head and nuzzles his cheek with a sorrowful tone.

“Really…” Valko mumbles. “Show me.”

Both Bataille and Emeline shake their heads, refusing to remove the cloth.

Pikachu and Valko remain insistent and the others nod in agreement.

“Show them, son,” Usmar demands.

Bataille sighs from the pressure and against Emeline’s protests he slowly peels the cloak, hood, and scarf away from his face.

Pikachu gasps in horror, slowly pacing up towards him to grasp his wrist with tender concern.

Bataille’s right arm is covered in ragged, jagged scars. From his fingers and thumb, they run all the way past the shoulder, around his neck, painting his cheek with brutal thunder-bolts that stop short of his eye.

Pikachu is overwhelmed with anger at first, burning hot with indignant rage, ready to attack the little shite that stole her friend from her and hurt him so badly. But her expression softens as she sees the way Bataille shields Emeline from her with his own body, paired with the guilt painted over the little doe’s face.

She leaps up into his arms and licks his hand for a moment, ignoring the pest crawling around his coat. For now.

Mère leans in to her husband, whispering, “What are you thinking about?”

Pépé clears his throat, finishing a long, hard drink from his flask. “The future.”

Valko raises his chin, clearing his throat. “Everyone sit down.”

“Say again, Monsieur?” Usmar wheezes. “I’m sorry, I’m just too–”

“I said sit DOWN!” He shouts this time, Lailla pointing to the ground with flames in her beak, and everyone decides it’s in their best interest to plant their asses in the dirt.

Valko leans up against Bataille, eyes averted, and he brings his voice down to a gentle whisper. “Tal fee-la nay?” he stumbles on the unnatural feral speech a bit, cooing like he’s waiting for a frightened pup to drink from a bowl of broth. “Na-le fleta-lan.”

The room sits shocked at the man’s wild words as Emeline babbles with flailing flapping wings.

Pikachu nods sagely, pointing to the actual Sage in question, and pokes Valko in the leg to continue as she gives a reluctant glance to Bataille’s new… friend.

Then, after a long hesitation, Emeline waddles out from behind Bataille’s head, scoots along her little paws, and then scampers out onto Valko’s arm.

“Yeahhh, I bet it’s scary having everyone tower above you when you’re meant to flutter in the treetops, huh?” Valko says, gently nudging her cheek to lift her chin up. “You must think he’s really something special to put up with all that."

Bataille is stunned at the things he’s hearing, at what he’s learning, and he leans forward to listen but Pikachu shoves him back down to lick his wounds some more.

“Oh,” Valko reaches into his coat and unfolds a little leather satchel. “This is difficult to make, use it carefully.” He withdraws a glazed redware vial stoppered with a treebark cork and tosses it to Pikachu. “Minccinno oils and powdered phantump leaves.”

He gives Bataille a serious look. “A gift from that child who’d passed away last spring.”

Pikachu gives Valko a thankful bow, to everyone’s amazement, and she barks something at Bataille.

To Valko’s amazement, the lad understands her words and removes his shirt to reveal the full extent of the injury. Once she’s done petting his naked skin, looking up at Emeline in frustration, she starts meticulously tracing the thin web of scars running up his arm in a nasty brown ichor.

Bataille winces as her paws scrape the sensitive, exposed nerves of his freshly healed flesh. “Tell them I’m grateful, if you see them again.”

“I’ll be sure to let little Louka know.” Valko scratches Emeline’s ears, bringing a smile to her face, and he tickles her further down to reveal the furry flaps of her wings.

He runs a pointed finger along a gnarly scar from Emeline's elbow, all the way to the edge of her wing. “What is this?”

That is where this farce began,” Usmar butts back in.

Vako strikes him with an impatient glare. “I respect your rights as father, but I’d like to hear it from them.”

Bataille looks at his parents and clenches his jaw, preparing to openly defy his elders. “W-well. Ah-Ouch. Am, Pikachu, could you–”

“Pi-KA!” she barks and continues her work.

“Ah, um, ok. Well, the rains had come and I knew it was g-Eeeee!-gonna be a bad one ‘cuz Mère said her knees were hurting and I could smell that Pépé was swigging the hard stuff. Halfway through the storm season one day, when the streets ran like a creek, I was watching the rain through the loft with the shutters open. I like doing that when everyone is sleeping, you see.”

Valko prods him. “Yes, go on.”

“Well, I was checking on the family of emolga living nearby in a big old oak tree. I’d gotten to know a few of them and I was able to smell the berries they cooked sometimes. That always made me happy.”

“Nothing like watching how the wild ones live, huh?” Valko chuckles. “Did you get close? That could be dangerous; emolga are very protective of their dens.”

“They never let me near, but they didn’t mind me watching, and that’s enough for me. I’d always stay away, like my parent’s say, but I heard a horrible commotion coming from them that night… even through all that thunder and rain and rushing water.”

“Ignoring the dozen or so times I pulled you from the trunk of that tree,” Usmar chides.

Valko ignores the man. “You approached alone, didn’t you… Snuck from the house to see because your parents might stop you?”

Bataille’s head shakes as if his golden lox was sopping wet with rain again. “No way could I stealth my way down the stairs, Pépé was up reading, so I used the rope I snuck out with sometimes to see for myself.”

Ulphia coughs. “You little Impidimp!”

Bataille doesn’t acknowledge his mother’s voice. “Even as the storm smothered me like a quilt, I saw sparks, smelled burning green leaves, and heard what I didn’t know was a gliscor until it was too late. It crushed that big twiggy nest the emolga had made and ruined all their hard work in an instant!”

“What in the blazes happened to you ‘finding her in the attic!’ ” Usmar shouts with shocked indignation.

The old sage brushes the callouses of his knuckles with that fiery, wiry beard. “Say wh–”

“What did you do?!” Odétte squeaks from a pile of blankets, leaned against a heap of furfrou as Estelle lights fresh stacks of wood with puffy cheeks blowing cones of fire.

Ulphia and Usmar smack their own faces in unison as they realize their son is about to drop some harrowing, adventurous story upon their exciteable, impressionable, incredibly independent daughter.

Valko gestures to Bataille, hiding the zoruish grin sneaking across his lips. “What she said.”

Bataille bounces up and down in his seat and Pikachu shocks him for the mistake. “Ow! Haaa! Ah. I was really scared, I knew they could carry a kid off if they got the chance. I was confused too, because gliscor didn’t go out in the rain. Or at least I read that in the academy.”

“Is that true?” Odétte asks like a dish wanting for water in a drought.

Valko’s golden eyes sway back the girl’s way. “Not in the slightest."

“I wanted to go back inside, I know I probably should have too, but it had Emeline’s wing in its claw!” Bataille chokes on his own bleeding heart. “Pulling her away from her screaming mama’s arms.”

Everyone winces as Emeline shakes with tiny timid tears.

All except Valko, who leans in with fleece-wrapped elbows perched atop his knees, and his head turns sideways like a curious hawk. “Did you run?”

“N-no!” Bataille’s eyes go vacant as he recalls the story. “Emeline fought so hard, biting, scratching, shocking, beating at its big stupid head. Then she pulled away so hard it cut her wing clean through!”

Everyone gasps, murmuring whispers of care, condolence, and praise to them both.

“She fell down by me as I sloshed forth in my bare feet, drenched in muddy rain. She saw me and called out for help as the horrible thing fell down onto her!”

“Oh no!” Odétte cries as she fights her mother trying to cover her tender little ears. “What happened next?!”

“I reached for Papa’s trusty spade stuck inside the compost heap, a big heavy thing the brazier had cast too thick,” the boy recounts from eyes still dripping with memories.

Valko hums with a finger-and-thumb twisting his mane as he’s trapped in his own waking gaze, stuck watching an eerie shadow-puppet play. “A brave choice.”

“A foolish choice!” his father balks, but recoils as Mayor Tauron clears his throat with a cannonball boom.

Bataille’s fists clench around the linen of his legs.“I’d watched her hatch, seen her growing up, we’d wave and make faces at each other, traded presents when our mama’s weren’t looking. The moment I saw her screaming for me, I just couldn’t stand by…”

Emeline scrunches up into an anxious ball, gnawing at her unscathed wing with tiny shivering teeth in Valko's arms.

“...so I lifted Papa’s shovel and hit it over and over again. The monster raised its claw, surely to cut me in twain, but I didn’t care. It snapped at my clothes, got me in the arm in a bloody clamp that sliced my skin, but I felt its shell snap too so I just kept swinging.”

Valko’s eyes glow at the boy like ambers in the sand. “You lunged like she was one of your own.”

Bataille swings a spectral spade in his arms, but Pikachu doesn’t gripe anymore, instead looking up at him with glassy admiring eyes. “I didn’t want her family getting caught too, so I threw her back up into the nest before it tackled me down. People must have heard me screaming, because the garrison bell rang and I heard folks shouting to get the spears!”

“So that was you!” Usmar smacks his knee with a scowl. “I should have known.”

“I fought with all I had but it was too strong, and I thought it was all over as the thing held me down and opened jaws for my neck. But then I heard the nest screeching and we both looked up. Emeline jumped back down onto the gliscor’s head and bit one of its eyes out!”

He sighs with relief as his fingers play through her delicate ivory fuzz. “She bought me the chance we needed. The monster let me go to pull her off and I brought my shovel down so hard both heads broke; got its wings good too!”

Ulphia’s heart stops and her breath hitches at all the horrible details he’d kept from them until now, staring at the stowaway rodent with a cold new humility.

Pikachu glances up at Emeline, nods, and then goes back to quietly coating her boy’s wounds in gunk.

Bataille raises his left hand up. “I stood and tried to hand Emeline back to the nest with my good arm again but they wouldn’t reach for her. Then the gliscor finally woke back up and Emeline climbed through the hole in my torn-up tunic in terror. She was wet, we were bleeding all over each other, and I was out of time.

“I just ran, I didn’t know where, but thankfully we ended up behind the house and I jumped inside the stables. The bastard didn’t stand a chance against ol’ Brutus, though. He tauros-stomped it to paste real good, yeah!” the storyteller of the night shouts as Emeline mirrors the motion of his swinging fists.

“Language!” Ulphia snarls, her face lost in her palms.

“I did think that was a peculiar thing to find in the morning,” Mère says, chuckling. “Made a good stew, too.”

Bataille is totally oblivious of his family’s commentary, lost in a memetic trance. “I ran back inside the house when everyone was outside and we hid inside a big, empty, grain barrel… stayed there with her bleeding in my arms until we both fell asleep.”

Estelle groans with an empathetic look and a muzzle wrapped in fuzzy-wuzzy claws. “You poor things.

Usmar grumbles. “I had no idea any of that took place at all, Bataille! Why didn’t you say something?!”

“Because you wouldn’t understand.” His son turns with a nasty look. “You don’t even want to understand!”

Valko sways to the side and nudges Bataille’s shoulder. “None of that explains these scars, young one.”

Bataille holds his arm out and Emeline dashes across their limbs to hide behind his head again. “Her wing was all ruined and I knew she’d never fly again if it healed wrong. That’s what they said to Uncle Kor when he got that big cut on his leg too.

“So I pulled apart a quilt and studied the stitches to make sure I got things right. Then I took Mama’s sewing needles and some silk and I went up to the loft where she was hiding. I knew nobody would look in there until spring, so it was a safe place to get it done. I got myself grounded, so I’d be stuck in the house alone too.”

Ulphia covers her mouth in horror as this part is spoken aloud for the second time in her mortal life.

Valko listens in silence, bringing a finger up to anyone else that dares interrupt.

“I watched real close the day my uncle got his leg fixed, you know. I always watch close.” Bataille winces, holding Emeline and Pikachu close to his body. “I made Emeline take a big swig of Pépé’s whiskey, handed her the tail end of my belt, and told her to bite down. She was scared at first, I was too, but I know she trusted me because she stayed still and just closed her eyes.”

The scarred tips of his fingers twitch and he clenches his fire-branded fist. “Then I just… started sewing.”

Ulphia chokes and throws her gaze away from him with quivering, clenched teeth.

“It must have hurt so much, because she started sparking and scratching at me in a panic. My hands seized up, the needle burned, and I wanted to stop so bad, but I knew I had to go on and fight through the pain. Emeline couldn’t live in the wild like that! I could make it better, and even if I failed she could still be happy with us.”

Lailla chirps, soft as silver chimes as Valko recognizes that strange feral fire blazing behind Bataille’s eyes.

“The burns, gods, I thought my soul might cinder to ashes as my fingernails blistered and broke. But I kept going as we cried through our teeth and my eyes watered at the smoke of my burning skin and hair. She kicked and shocked me worse than any grown man ever has. I don’t know how, but by Azelf’s grace I managed to hold her down the whole time.

“I finished tying the ends with my eyes closed as I felt the thunder coming for my face. The very moment I cut the line with my teeth she ran from me and wouldn’t leave the barrel for three whole days. When she finally did… the nest was empty. Her family had gone away…”

Everyone in the room is left silent with looks of horror, disgust, and distress. Their furfrou whine at the words, curling up around their humans with concern.

Ulphia chugs at the sweet and spicy brew, hoping in vain to calm her nerves. “And you lied to us about your injuries for three whole days as well!”

Bataille leaves his menagerie of memories, pressing Emeline into his neck as he looks up to the Sage, and then around at everyone else, like he’s woken from a dream. “So she decided to stay with me, you see? You understand, right?”

“You are an exceptional boy, Bataille.” Valko says, and wraps his arm around the lad’s shoulders. “Truly.”

“Chu!” Pikachu concurs, with a reticent acceptance towards Emeline’s existence.

“Exceptionally stupid!” Usmar stands again, his flustering bluster stoked back up. “I’m spent as a two-wick candle, Bataille. Just look at what this idiocy has cost you!” He chuffs, tugging at his own beard in fury. “You want to mingle with monsters so bad? Want to crawl around the woods and play sage? You’re missing half the sense he needs to wake and bake breakfast!”

“Papa, I–”

“You what? Want my blessing when all you’ll do is snuff your own lights out for a random beast falling from a tree?! What a joke. Valko would never risk his life on such a lost cause!”

The old Sage flies up on his heels to stare down at Usmar with an imposing predatory glare. “I’ll accept no such slander from the likes of you!”

The room is stifled with the tension of a stormcloud ready to strike.

Then he shatters the gloom with a jovial chuckling grin. “No friend of mine would dare say that I am sound of mind.”

Usmar reels with intrapersonal whiplash at the horrible stoneward dive of him insulting one of this family’s closest friends suddenly doubling back into a somersaulting joke. “F-friend Valko, I know any man in your profession is sure to have a few knots hanging loose, but you’re alive and well and fair… enough of skin.”

Tauron chuckles into his spiced jug of cider as he spots a weavile glint passing over Valko’s eyes.

“I think there’s a story I’ve neglected to continue,” Valko says. “How about we all unwind with a spot of reserves while I fulfill my duty as weird bird-man uncle.” He nods to Estelle and the Delphox dashes off to lug jugs of vintage perry up from the cellar.

The Sage pierces Usmar’s angry masculine fortifications with a relaxed but serious stare.

“I assure you it is relevant.”

Usmar’s fists slowly unclench, so incredibly slowly, but still surely as he finds his way back down to a polished log seat, silently seething like a white-hot piece of bronze left to cool atop the anvil.

Valko waits until everyone, children included, is properly seasoned with a piece of his personal supply of comfortable drink and candied sweets. Then, when Odétte can stand to sit in patient suspense no longer, he clears his throat with an oratorical fashion that lacks his cheery valkotypical whimsy.

“When I lived with Mother Bird and my Flock laid huddled at the foot of her cliffs with the promise of protection, it was a tough time.” He leans his back against the wall nearest the windows, looking out as if the snowflakes were stars in a crystal-clear sky. “Not for me, really. You hunker down in the winter, it’s just another stone-scripted law of these sorts of lands. In some ways it is the best time of the year, you get close to everyone you live with, rely on one-another for more than just bread, wine, and a bed…”

Valko looks around the room with a serious sort of warmth, the kind that a man radiates when when he’s got a bitter batch of medicine the people he cares about need to take for everyone’s sake.

“...You get to see every person’s gilded edge, but also find the dark corners where even they themselves cannot see the ghosts and shadows haunting their souls. It was that season, after months of listening to the wind howling out for our demise, that I saw that blackened edge.”

Bataille finds a spark of courage as Emeline welcomes the change of topic with enthusiastic deficits of attention. “Who about, Sage?” he asks, occasionally watching the corners of his own eyes as he searches his mind for answers to his own predicament.

“Was it Mama Bird?” Odétte asks as her mother slumps down into a tired heap beside her.

The adults can smell a moral lesson from leagues away when it’s laid so plainly, expecting the man to turn the tables on them all by declaring that the one harboring ichor in their bones was in fact himself. Or perhaps he’d wax fondly at learning how difficult baby hatchlings are to handle, the most timeless of parenthood tropes.

“Yes.”

The adults doubt their ability to sniff out a predictable tale as Valko runs them down in their moment of weakness.

“I had thought for the longest of times that there were fundamental facts of life that always worked the same, monster or man aside.” Valko tosses a splintered wooden scrap he’d been picking his teeth with into the fire. “Most of those facts held up, to my amazement even from time to time, but there was one moment atop the icy cliffs that tested me worse than almost anything else in my life.”

Valko looks back to Lailla with an apologetic sigh. “My love, forgive my recounting of this tale, just this once,” he says with undisguised intention to continue, consequences be damned.

The great, flaming bird-of-prey simply squawks with a tired nod, then her beak rolls down and around her neck to dig through the feathers of her back. “Ay-flay.”

“For weeks the smallest hatchling, the one that so very boldly lit my clothes ablaze as I pulled them from the rubble of my old home, had tried to sneak their way out from the cave to find a sneasel living in the tiny cracks at the base of the mountain.”

“Mama Bird let that happen?!” Bataille cries out, astonished at this seemingly tiny detail. “I thought the hunters of the sky cleared the areas around their den of any threat, no matter how small.”

Valko nods, but the smile everyone hopes to see again does not yet return. “Such monsters often do, but our Mama Bird was no foolish youngling. For she hatched in the nest of a mother who’d come from a long line of clever mothers that had passed their ways all the way down to her. She knew that a few carefully-chosen allies nearby could bring security and aid in the worst of times. And I think we can all agree that winter is a universally bad time… unless you happen to be a monster borne of ice-made-flesh. The Weaviles and their babies were given exclusive permission to nest at the foot of her home, with all the security that came with such a powerful creature watching over them in the hottest times of year.”

“Ooh, I think I get it.” Odétte rocks back and forth beside her mother with an energy that can barely be contained within her silken gown. “Then they protect the place when it gets too cold!”

“Right you are,” Valko responds as he carefully watches Pikachu obsessing over Bataille’s scars even after she’d managed to coat every miniscule speck of them in rare and valuable medicine. “Very good neighbors whose hatchlings played very well with ours.”

He winces as he works to draw the details up from the hiding places of his mind. “One night as we slept beside my tiny claywork hearth, we heard and awful sort of commotion coming from the bottom of the cliffs. Weaviles screeching and scraping stone on claw. I looked to the great beast who’d forced me to share her home, and when she shook her head and went back to sleep I accepted that it wasn’t our place to step in. Nest disputes are common in the wild, and the Weavile seemed to have grown to a number that even I as an idiot adolescent could see was unsustainable.

“We knew the hatchlings couldn’t fly, and not once before had they tested the weather’s mercy nor their luck with the heights, but I watched them as if they came from my own beloved woman’s womb. Over the months I’d learned so much, seen the beauty of just how different and complex each of them are, and loved them despite the stresses and the scars.

“She, more than her sisters and mother, was a loyal friend before anything else, and that honorable flame refused to be smothered by the sheets of solstice snow. When she heard her friends screeching, she waited for the one and only moment we both happened to look away and started hopping down the cliffs!” he nearly raises his voice to a shout at the end, eyes wide with an amazement that seems just as fresh as the moment originally came to pass.

A cold sobriety flushes over Valko’s face. “I’d like to say that there was some horrible thing waiting for us there at the bottom, that my little bird was right to brave that fathomless drop. But when I landed, carried there by Lailla’s wings…”

He pauses a moment, fidgeting with the clasp of his cloak to drop it from his shoulders, despite the chill and the clamminess of his skin just now. “There she was, brought to us in Mama Weavile’s claws, with her tiny wing drooping from an extra joint.”

Nobody dares say a thing, hoping there was something else, something there to sweeten the story after that hard bitter taste in his words.

“But you and Mama Bird helped them…” Odétte whimpers on behalf of everyone else. “...right, Monsieur Sage?”

“Eventually.” Valko winces at the corner of his mouth a bit as he hears Laillia’s preening growing louder and more flustered by the minute. “Mama brought us to the cliffs that night and put the other two hatchlings to bed. Then she told me, with a bitter look in her eyes and a stab of the wing, to stay inside.”

Odétte and Bataille sit with innocence in their eyes. “I don’t understand, you weren’t the one in trouble at all!” his sister cries out.

Mère opens her mouth to speak, but Pépé raises his hand to catch hers for a silencing kiss of the palm.

“There is a lot you can recover from as a monster, even with your shell still sitting in the corner.” Valko regrets that this is the way either of those children must learn such an awful truth of the wilds… well, most wilds, anyway. “However, when the limb is rent or torn away, not even the life-giving energies of the most selfless sort of audino mercybringer can bring the bones back together on their own.”

“I don’t understand, why not just make a splint, put the body in place so it may do its god-granted work?” Bataille asks, leaning in, wondering why the magic had suddenly vanished from his hero’s face.

Valko nods with a shadow cast above his eyes. “And it is there in that cold, quiet cave, after hours of standing between a mother and her screaming hatchling, that I’d seen a darkness neither of us had known was there.”

But then the shadows lift as he looks back, lifts his arm, and waits for Lailla to lay her chest upon his lap. “But in that moment too, I saw the truth.” He smiles at Bataille, unbuttoning the top of his parka. “Where there is darkness in one, another brings the light.”

He bends over and kisses Lailla’s beak. “A herdsman learns from an early age to set and splint a wounded wooloo’s leg. Where the wilds had shown me goodness I’d never seen in the likes of man, I alone held the torch this mother’s nest needed that night.”

Usmar and Ulpha look each-other’s way, suddenly understanding the point of this crazy campfire parable.

“So you fixed her baby’s wing!” Odétte throws her arms out in celebration.

Bataille smiles with Emeline and Pikachu close to his heart as he watches Valko sooth Lailla’s spiritual wounds. “Man and Monster need each other in the end, don’t they?”

The Merchand elders shudder in silence under the boy's precocious spark of prescience.

Valko nods, brushing the feathers of his Partner’s cheek. “That’s right, but not every moment in the light is a pleasant one,” he says, peeling the rim of his woolen top away. “Sometimes it burns, no matter how right the moment is.”

He yanks the collar down, showing off a sheet of rippling, savaged skin, long healed from a horrible distorted injury coating his whole entire chest. “I put our baby back together, but this was the price I paid.”

Estelle sneaks up to Ulphia and hugs her from behind, able to feel the tension of a ruffled mother that needs her fur smoothed back out.

Pikachu and Emeline lock eyes a moment and can, at the very least, agree that Bataille is worth fighting over.

Pépé nods with decision and places his wife’s hand back into her lap for safe keeping.

Usmar sighs as his patralineal fire has petered out into a tired, desperate plea. “Thats why this has to end Valko, please, can’t you convince the… Emeline to just stay with you and live here or something?”

“Eeee! Mol-ee ga!” Emeline cries, perishing the thought with tears in her eyes.

“Papa, nooo!” Odétte screams. “We love Emeline!”

Pikachu hisses, spitting wads of sparkling phlegm that send Usmar’s feet tap-dancing back.

“Just think about this, Bataille.” Ulphia takes a deep breath with a patient, diplomatic face trapped in Estelle’s fluffy bosom. “How on Arceus’ green earth will you find a woman to marry with the face of a sky-struck tree?! And a monster surely won’t take you,” she begs as Estelle glances around the room and suddenly skulks away with a sooty cough.

Bataille holds Emeline’s head against his ear and squeezes Pikachu tight against his chest, forcing the little yellow rodent to gasp in surprise. “I don’t care!”

“Well you can’t keep these creatures in the Heartland if you’re not a court-sanctioned Sage!” Usmar shouts, his voice finally cracking with paternal frustration. “And you, son, are no Sage!”

Valko watches Bataille's face curl up with disgusted intensity as the boy’s words are slowly, painfully… deliberately chosen in that fateful moment, forged in frightened hesitation.

“Then I’ll go somewhere else!” He looks up at Valko and Tauron. “I work hard. I can read and write and count. Could I live here with you? I promise I’ll do my part.” He glares back his father’s way. “Then Emeline can be out of your hair for good.”

His parents scoff, shaken with shock, and his little sister cries in horror.

“You’re not staying here, Bataille!” his parents shout him down in tandem.

Usmar stomps his foot. “I’m saying right here, right now, you are going to tell Emeline to stay here and you are going to stop this non—”

“Shut up.” Pépé says from his dark icy corner.

Ulphia whips around with her dress dusting a nearby table side. “Papa?”

A grown woman’s over-aged father stands on wobbling legs, hanging the chest he’s sat upon the whole night from a flimsy brass handle. “SHUT UP! Are your ears lame, girl?” he shouts with a throat full of gravel as Usmar goes red in the face. “I know you know how.”

Usmar chokes a scream back. “You can’t just–”

“Yes I can and I am. Until this broken body croaks I am head of house.” Pépé leers at everyone in a neatly-considered line of importance. “Sit down. Be quiet. Wait here. All of you!”

Then he leans over, hands on his knees, and coughs a spackle of bloody phlegm onto the floor. “Valko!”

The man stands and Lailla flutters off beside Odétte. “Yes, Monsieur?”

“We have business to discuss,” Grandfather says with breathless coughs, beckoning Valko by the sleeve.

Pépé leads Valko to the back. He doesn’t know where he’s going. He’s never even been inside this building, least of which made himself familiar with their economic customs, but where there’s a heavy door and a candlelit room…

“That will do just fine…” always has, always will. He’s made less favorable deals in more degenerate places.

The old man yanks at a rope handle, slamming the door shut. Hunched, scrawny, fighting for every breath of life, he says, “I wish I could have made this offer under finer circumstances.”

Valko stands tall, healthy, young by comparison, breathing easy even as he misses Lailla’s place with a rub of the shoulders. “It’s bad, isn’t it.”

Pépé regains his mettle, sips his spirits for good measure, and slams the wooden chest down atop a chopping table. “It’s not the Woozy, if that’s your concern,” he says as a copper cleaver clatters to the ground.

“I concern myself with the people I like.” Valko’s face is still, humble, reverent in the old man’s presence.

Pépé gives him a shuddering jaded smile. “As do I,” he croaks, and turns the lock with an old key kept inside his coat.

“Please, take Bataille—” he says, interrupted by yet-another coughing fit..

Valko looks on with serious intention. “I was true to you when I said we don’t trade in people, Monsieur.”

Pépé laughs. “Not done talk’n, ya cheeky falcon.”

Valko smiles and gestures for him to continue.

“The boy has made himself quite the pickle, too spicy for anyone in either hold. We thought this was all some silly season in his life that might pass with time, but if it goes on like this he'll surely perish by his own hand.

“He is an exceptional boy, you are an exceptional man. My daughter is a frightened woman, as any mother should be. Her husband is not blind, but he has no vision. I’m a cantankerous old drunk, but I’ll be dead with my head up a spewpa’s ass before I’m anyone’s fool.”

He opens the chest with his tip-worn clutches revealing a shimmering pile of precious-metal coins, struck from a great many mints, makes, and shapes.

Valko clasps his hands together, unmoved, despite the cache. “What is it you would ask of me, Sér?”

“Valko Woolooman…”

“I, Mærwine Isarn Lumiere, ask of you…”



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The moment passes exactly as Pépé had asked: still, silent, patient.

Then the heavy, pinewood door swings open, smacking the stone wall, and both men march for the hearth with speed and purpose.

Valko stops and stalks Bataille in his shadow, setting his talons upon the boys’ shoulders. “Gather your things.”

Everyone hangs with anticipation, like an imperial judge is bound to pass judgement upon him after committing some heinous crime.

“What have you decided, mon amour?” Mère asks with a knowing grin.

Pépé stands before his grandson with a stern nod of approval.

“Bataille is staying here.”
 

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The Dark Pokemon Fic Vee
~ SPRING ~


Bataille wakes to Bladewing’s siren cry again, hoping Moltres would choose to fly half-an-hour late for once.

Ugh, who’s he kidding? Not a soul in creation has slept through that old skarmory’s crow.

He groans, slowly rising from the dead to a sit in his fishnet hammock hung above a tiny corner-hearth to toughen and dry. Emeline, ever the restless sleeper, greets him from the rafters with a sunny purr and pleasant churr. As his mind emerges from yet-another insomniatic haze, he stretches his linen-sleeved arms out for her to take her place against his cheek for the day.

Good morning, sleepy bones!Estelle sings directly onto his mind with a sugary operatic drone, dancing around the great-hall in a cheerful furry swirl. “Yooou two have work to do,” she chirps, and ignites the tavern lights with a bossy snap of the claw.

“Mmmorning, Madame.” He flops out of the hammock like a greasy omelet from a pan, dangling from the wooden beams to drop himself down. “Who needs what and where?” he asks, binding a thick woolen cloak around his shoulders with an old marowack clasp that seems to be shrinking on him day to day.

Surely you haven’t forgotten.” Estelle pats him on the head with a smile. “I know you remember everything, my little trapinch-mind,” she coos, pinching his cheek.

Bataille and Emeline both smirk with a defeated sigh. “I was hoping you might have done so yourself, Madame.”

Estelle chuckles with a twirl of her paw and the front double-doors open with a slam “As long as your head is around, that’s a dream on Hoopa’s rings,” she chimes, handing him a wide-brim wicker hat.

Spring Sow is the single most important time in the valley, young man.” She shoos him toward the doors and the scruff of his tunic lifts with an invisible vulpine claw as he lollygags just a bit too long. Every hand shall turn the soil, for a year of feasts and song.’

He winces as his eyes adjust to the dawnlit sky, and huffs an anxious misty column of breath he spots and follows a line of villagers reporting to the fields.

Indeed he hasn’t forgotten, and of course he was only joking. Mostly. He couldn’t hide a real fib from Estelle’s third eye, even if he wanted to try.

Bataille hasn’t kept a plant in years, let alone committing serial mass-agriculture. But, with a hop in his step and a brand-new hat officiating his role, he charges head-first into yet another challenge they’ve set before him.

Outside the walls, a massive congregation awaits instructions from the farmer-folk on where to plow and how. Hoards of monsters pocked with smatterings of human faces coagulate into amorphous dirt-churning machines that shuffle off without another, independent word.

Little Litleo, his buddy at the great-hall, finds him amidst the din of lingering Shayminites, greeting the boy with an affectionate rub of the flank. He’s bigger by an inch and it seems that just a bit of his cubbish chub has been worked into hard predatory muscle mass. “Looo~”

“Hey! Let’s stick together today. Even if our patch is crap, anything’s easier with a friend,” Bataille says, petting his pal from head to toe.

Emeline peers from inside Bataille’s cloak and strokes the fiery tuft of fur at the peak of his brow.

Their friend looks around with a nervous scan of the crowd however. Then he perks with excitement and scampers up to another Litleo, one that had just arrived, and hands his assignment off… for three days’ rations sometime next week.

“Thanks my friend, I hope it isn’t too inconvenient. I didn’t realize you were already accounted for,” he says as they patiently wait for rolls of breakfast bread, idly kicking slushy dandelion patches poking through the springmelt snow.

“Bataille! Bataille Merchand?” a broad-shouldered red-head galarian woman in a pleated dress stomps his way. “Yer that bird-brain’s stowaway, yeah?”

Bataille chokes on the abrasive pejorative. “Well, I wouldn’t say tha–”

“Say what’cha want, lad, ya sleep in a beer hall.” She points to a group of monsters busy gaggling across the field. “I’ve received revelation from on-high that you’re going to be leading a crew today. That’s a them.”

Bataille’s hands leap between them with terrified surprise. “Aaah! Madame, I’m terribly sorry, but there must be a mistake. I’ve never led anything before!”

“Then sod off, ya wannabe mountainman milksop.” She chuffs, pops her neck, and turns to leave. “If’n ya wanna do what-for, go kiss’n make friends’n whatnot. A spearow’ll come’n getcha later. Lunch is bread’n cheese.”

Bataille’s shoulders slump and his face churns with concern. “What did I do?”

“Bah, don’t worry about Gretta,” one of the Weaver men says as he passes by. “Heads’ been all twisted up since Louka turned.”

“Oh…” He stands dumbfounded for a moment, then baps himself on the temple to get his nerves together. “What am I complaining about? I get to work with a bunch of monsters. All by myself!”

Litleo bounces with a spirited mew, infected by Bataille’s go-getter spirit as the boy squints to counts the critters out.

Sixteen… aron. Weird stubbly little things that bumble around with big, shearing, grinding mouths covered in body-grown metal plates. Without a doubt he’s interested in that, the texts in the academy say packs of aron are captured and starved, then released around new colonies to find good mining spots; any metal-bearing soil they munch up, it shows on their shell. Some of the harsher counties in Kalos raise and graze them for chattel slaughter, smelting their shells like ore. Just the mere thought of that process makes him sick inside.

He looks their carapaces over aaand… the southern-peaks region is rich in copper. No surprises there. Gorgeous green malachite stones seem to sprout around the valley like weeds, and the local caves are totally flush with lovely, azurite clusters. Not to mention the occasional honest-to-Arceus, proper, copper find.

Bataille and Litleo marvel a little bit at the social behavior on display. Each aron tackles the other in playful shoving matches, smacking heads to initiate interaction as the two of them approach the group. He figures they must be made up of members from the same nested cave as he slows to a creeping halt, meters away from thirty-two black-and-blue eyes following his gaze.

They stand all at once and orient themselves to face the newcomers in a phalanx row, growling like rattled bowls full of gravel.

Bataille swallows his throat down on a slow and steady approach, his hand-made moccasin shoes scrapping anxious furrows in the muddy baby patches of grass peeking up from their winter sleep. “H-hail, aron clan hatchlings!” he says, recognising a pink infantile tinge in the flesh between their plates. “My name is Bataille. Bataille Mer…channn—”

“Rrrrrrooonnn…” they rumble in a leery chorus of tumbled stones. “Aaahhhnnn…”

He clutches his clasp, a regular grounding source through those winter months full of learning, failure, struggle, and success. “I… Everything is alright, I’m here to—”

“Nah!” the biggest one snaps like a pair of smacked stones. “Raaah!”

“You… can’t understand me at all,” Bataille squeaks, looking around the valley fields for anyone with an ear for monster words to lend him aid. These hatchlings have not yet learned the words of men, what do they think he’s supposed to do?

Nobody meets eyes with him, in fact the nearest bodied soul is half-a-league or more out of reach as the other group leaders are already marching off to fulfill their obligations. The two of them are left with these monsters all alone, drawing an awkward stare from their spearow guide fluttering to his side.

“Spah?” the bird says with impatience in her words. “Ro, wearow po.”

Bataille bites his lip at the sudden test of his monstrous acumen, looking down to Litleo with a relieved smile and a silly smack against his own temple. “Hey, buddy, could you tell them I’m leading them today?”

Litleo nods with a cheery affirmative chirp, and as Spearow stands tapping their talons with a beaky scowl, he yowls, howls, and meows them down. The group looks up at Bataille with a demeanor totally transformed, from one of hostile disinterest to that of reverent attention.

Bataille glances down as the cub prances back to his side with a victorious smirk. “You didn’t happen to tell them that I am Valko’s apprentice, did you?” the boy asks with a suspicious squint.

Litleo rolls innocent eyes around his head with a coy chirp. “Lee-lo tah,” he says, dismissing the thought like campfire smoke.

Emeline glares out from a gap in his cloak with a dirty stare of betrayal.

Happy that this disruption in their routine is finally finished, Spearow rustles back up into the air, beckoning them to follow her further up into the mists of the valley’s great northern incline.

Ever judicious in nature and nurture alike, Bataille sighs as the group follows them to their assigned patch of land, marching in a fawning ducklett line. “Litleo, many thanks, I appreciate your effort, and I guess we probably needed it this time, but I have to get things done on my own merit.”

The cub gives his friend a blushing scratch of the head, chuckling with the bit of egg left on his face, and the group starts their half-hour march up the mountain.

Spearow lands as Bataille scans the area, pointing to a lonely wooden spade, then to the stakes marking all four corners of their designated plot, and takes off without so much as a squawk of instruction. Not that he could have understood a peck of it anyway.

“Alright, ‘Leo, tell them to get tilling, you too,” Bataille commands, calculating the width and length of the rows that everyone wants to see furrowed through their stone-spangled straight.

Litleo pulls his head aback at that, pupils wide, coughing smoke and flames with one ear crooked aside in shock. However, knowing that this is the way of the sow, in a bitter manner of speaking, and being unable to express the subtle intricacies of his dissatisfaction with Bataille’s interpretation of their task, he puts his muzzle to the grindstone, clawing up the first of many strips of piled land.

The aron do the same, motivated with naivety and awe at the fact that their first sow is spent under the guidance of a sage-in-training.

Well, this isn’t so bad, Bataille thinks to himself as he watches seventeen scribbly diglett lines in the soil slowly worming across the land.

An hour passes like that, with his knuckles on his belt the way his father always does, before he notices just how little progress the aron are making… Come to think of it, Litleo isn’t putting his weight into the work either.

The aron chuff with wincing huffs as their jaws scrape the muddy stuff beneath their paws. Mandicating maws soaked in schmutz spray the ground with loosened gobs of loamy clay, every now and again stopping to sneeze their plated faces clean or spit nasty pebbly nuggets aside like cherry pits. Dirt-shaped work that tastes like grass and sadness.

“Hey you guys,” Bataille walks over, pointing to the soil with a caring but subtle air of condescension in his voice. “You don’t need to munch, there isn’t a lick of mineral-rich stuff here anyway. Let’s just knuckle down and we can eat later, ok?” He bends over with a sylvan smile. “Can you do that for me?”

They chuff and their eyes dart around, whimpering with a sound similar to grinding sheets of shale. Then, motivated by something other than loyalty alone, they nod with crestfallen eyes hanging to the ground and punch their nubby little paws through the soil.

Litleo watches the lecture with his ears slicked-flat against his skull in disappointment. Tail flicking back and forth with eyes relentlessly latched onto Bataille, he ‘works’ with a droning growl in his throat, still electing to casually till the field now and again between fits of grooming to rid his coat of any tiny flecks of filth disgracing his hide.

Another half-hour passes as the sun nearly hangs in the center of the sky; progress appears even less forthcoming now.

Litleo loiters up and down acre-number-one, ‘accidentally’ knocking Bataille’s canteen over in a lazy wander ‘round. The arons’ agricultural formation slowly dissolves to an ineffectual field of rabble. The one time his feline friend decides to make himself productive, he ‘unintentionally’ flings mud the boy’s way with a cheeky potty-corner scrape.

The copper plated monsters peer up at Emeline with puckered scowls as she snuggles and hugs the day away from her perch atop his shoulder. And tensions begin to flare as the committed few aron start to butt heads and fight at the tiniest perceived slights. Litleo knows about Emeline’s injuries, so he doesn’t much care about that.

Estelle had told him everything about the sow, thrice over, even burned the concepts into his mind with a psychic assault or two, but only now did he really feel the daunting weight of the duty set before them. Two square acres, four in total.

A man-and-mudbray team plows one acre a day, and they weren’t starting until a quarter of their sunlight hours passed away.

Bataille whines with fingers scraping the skin of his cheeks, bemoaning all the incompatible variables in play as he summons up the Energy Wheel from the eidetic annals of his mind. Younglings without an ounce of experience, himself included, given a patch of land to turn with nothing but a single shovel in triple time. A raucous pack of monsters born to consume metals and stone, but racked by the painfully awkward curse that wracks them with extreme discomfort at the slightest grounding touch of Arceus’ lowest form of energy.

Desperate to get back onto the rails, he feeds the team meagre scraps of encouragement that become terse reminders of duty that turn to stinging lines of criticism that transform into salty frustrated jabs only Litelo can understand. In the midst of his long, insipid, managerial streak he completely misses the swooping sounds of a great peregrine shadow sweeping the countryside tp rest in a piney ridge nearby.

Bataille groans, pacing with deadline stress as their de-ffeminate overseer stomps along her route delivering baskets full of varied berries, fluffy loaves, and curdy chunks of cheddar-cheese.

The pack scrambles to Gretta’s feet with desperate starving whines. Litleo listlessly paws to the woman’s side, nomming up his bread-and-berry share while sparing less-than-zero cares for Bataille’s offer of a friendly pat between the ears.

Spicy tsk-tsk-tsks season Gretta’s assessment of this hobbled gogoat-rodeo. “A fine frillish kettle yer cook’n there, bottleboy,” she snubbulls with totally undisguised derision. “This rate’ll see ya done by summerfest ‘morn.” She harumphs. “Maybe.”

The wanna-be sage wriggles around his own skin with an unfamiliar sensation that he’s swiftly starting to despise. The feeling of failure.

“W-we’re just warming up, Madame. We’ll have this plot mopped up in no time, I promise.”

“Gob full’o gambles and whack,” she grunts and lumbers off, arms flexed through a-dozen wicker basket handles. “Birds uv’a feather.”

Bataille falls on windless wings and stamps a muddy divot with his ass to sit for a lonely lunch with Emeline, watching Gretta from the ends of his eyeballs as she feeds the neighboring plot being plowed by a double team of human-tauros pairs.

The other group seems to be struggling with the land they’ve been given too, nestled in a u-shaped hill tucked up against a sheer set of cliffs. It clearly isn’t suited to the wooden blades hitched behind the bulls’ mighty weight. The land is dense, dry, riddled with rocky tumors dressed in verdant oxidase. The cliff faces are, without a shadow of a doubt, loaded with bountiful chunks of ore.

How come they get to use plows? What, was he supposed to smith and carpent all of that stuff himself as well?!

The chain-gang grumbles beneath his shadow as their task-master finishes his food to assess his team with eyes that seem, to them at least, full of empty kindness.

“Hey, ah… ‘Leo, I’m going to give a pep talk, translate for me, alright?” he says with a presumptuous tint to his words as a bundle of azurite eyes size him up in a profoundly eerie and uncomfortable way.

Litleo just smiles with a wide roll of the eyes. “Oooh ohhh,” he coos and curls up with his shoulders toward the boy.

Bataille nods, accepting an affirmative response that clearly wasn’t there to begin with, hoping he can manufacture consent with a rousing mid-battle speech. “Alright you all, I know this seems hard but I know you’ve got what it takes to…” he pauses, noticing Litleo has, in fact, not decided to accept his heroic call-to-action.

So much to do, so little time. That is, of course, unless you happen to be armed with a mob of wild monsters.

And that, of course, is unless the mob isn’t directed at you.

Heaving out a long defeated sigh, Bataille watches the last scraps of aron enthusiasm evaporate away and their genial disposition shifts back to the verge of softcore violence.

“Am I meant for this at all?” he asks aloud, backing away so they can return to smacking skulls and tussling around the grass.

It’s a valid question. Master Valko had insisted Bataille not call him that until he said it was so, which slapped Bataille’s mouth jerky-dry for days. The lessons Bataille received from the man, far and few between, were gratefully grasped at with rabid curiosity, geared towards survival rather than the dealings of monsters.

Now, nobody could possibly get him wrong, he found everything about it deeply fascinating (and practical) which made him hunger for even more of Valko’s sagely words of wisdom.

In truth, Bataille was starting to think they were just squeezing a seasons-worth of labor from some gullible kid with a dream that’s destined for distortion.

Emeline sees the light of her precious bright-eyed boy fading away and flutters up to his cheek in an affectionate panic. “Go lo ga ma!” she squeaks, finally realizing that his words from earlier had wider darker implications than she’d initially thought. “Go lo ga ma!”

Bataille leans into the fuzzy hug muffing his ear and swipes a despondent wetness from his eyes. “Sorry sweetie, I’m feeling kind of… worthless right now.”

She tries pulling him out of that funk for the better part of ten minutes before giving in to a growling abject irritation. She bites the floppy cartilage of his ear, smacking his cheeks silly as the boy yelps, scraping his partner-turned-savage from his face. “GO LO GA MA!” she shouts, pointing to the other group still struggling with their assignment as well.

Her intention was to show that he isn’t struggling all alone. The message received, however, is vastly different, and far more effective.

That inventive sparkle she loves to see washes over his face and he dashes over to their neighbors who’ve half-chowed their lunch down already. “Hey, hey there!” he shouts, recognizing that young Weaver man from this morning, which fills him with even more hope for this last ditch plan of his.

“Ah, good to see we’re not the only ones chewing rhydon leather all day,” he jests as the tauros bulls gruff with averted eyes. “Sorry Gretta’s hounding ya, don’t worry ‘bout her. We all do our best, yeah?”

“See, that’s the thing,” Bataille leads with a finger stabbed toward the ground, “I think that both plots just aren’t fit for the teams assigned. Might I propose… a trade?”

The Weaver boy and his recently wedded gal give him curious tilts of the head. “A trade? Not really supposed to do that, y’know.”

Bataille retorts with a flippant shrug. “Yeah, well, rules that don’t work need to be broken. Let’s swap sides, nobody needs to know, and Gretta can’t complain if we end the day with a couple jobs well done, right?”

They purse their lips, looking each other over, and the young husband gives Bataille a hearty fist against the heart. “Verily! A deal it is, then! We’ll finish up and head over there. Have fun, I guess. This patch is all kinds of twisted up.”

Fueled with renewed faith, he runs with a rejuvenated grin carved into his face, back to Litleo. “Hey! Hey, I just swa–”

Litleo hisses with forward whiskers and a mouth full of sharpened teeth at Bataille’s sudden advance, then he slowly returns to his nap once he sees that the boy is good and discouraged.

Bataille’s cheeks turn with the pressure of a difficult acceptance here. He has a few choice words he’d like to say to the cub, but Mère always says to save your vinegar for when you want to make enemies, not keep friends. Instead he wanders over to the aron spread all about in chaotic clumps, cringing at the daftness about to overtake him.

Then he falls down to his hands and knees, giving his level-best imitation of a rolling aron throat. Emeline is left chittering confused noises directly into his ear.

If they couldn’t work with his language, he’d have to handle things in theirs.

Everyone, man and monster alike, stops mid-motion as he scrambles over on his palms and the tips of his toes.

Litleo croons his attention back around, peeking with a hazy half-interest.

Bataille grunts, scraping the grass with his feet, and roars at the top of his lungs, like he’d seen the hatchlings do all throughout the day.

Then he barrels in a full-throttled tilt toward the biggest monster, face-first, lunging into a brazen head-butt leap. Emeline’s beloved human has gone full-ludicolo, and she’s gripped by a fit of horrified hair-clutching screams mid-arc, flapping her little wings to—

CRACK!

It is then that Bataille understands precisely why a group of aron is called a ‘crash’. The crown of his skull collides with the ferrometal mask of the biggest bull romping around the group, and his body unceremoniously flops into a raggedy lifeless heap.

Litleo leaps out of his cold-shouldered act, whipping around with a fully flummoxed whole-interest.

Emeline zips around his body, tugging his arms, ears, and pawsy locs of golden hair in the throes of a screeching sobbing hysteria.

The aron in question, being a mere foot long from tip-to-tail, stands shaken but unfazed by the boy’s sudden monstrous mimicry, but does hover over his inanimate face with concern.

Emeline grabs the collar of Bataille’s cloak, yanking his head back and forth as she begs him to return to her, declaring with streaks of tears dribbling down her cheeks that she’s broken her friend. She presses her face into his chest, bawling out to any legendary beasts that will hear her pleas, saying she’s sorry and that she’ll never do it again… whatever that thing happened to be.

The Weavers sit with shifty anxious eyes, paralyzed by the sheer insanity of the thing they’d just witnessed.

Something lays in patient hiding from the darkened forest’s edge, watching with rapt attention.

“Hnnggg,” Bataille groans with fluttering eyes blinking out of sync as he grips the top of his head. “What aaa thiiing, haaa.”

Emeline very nearly chokes him dead again with a grateful miracle hug.

Before anyone can catch up to what might be going on, Bataille snatches that same aron up, tackling him for a rambunctious rumble and tumble, summoning every ounce of power his childish human body can spare. Emeline stands helpless by the wayside, wondering when this madness will end and her little heart can stop trying to break out of her chest.

After a few minutes, the aron squats atop the boy with an adorably victorious roar, having body-slammed Bataille in the gentlest way he knows how. It’s all for play, of course, and the whole group is delighted to find that the sageling has a bit of fun hiding inside him after all.

“Haaa! Good one,” Bataille gasps with a loopy grin, wobbling back up to his feet to walk a wide swerving circle so he won’t succumb to what he is one-hundred-percent sure is a concussion working its way through his system. “‘Leo, hey ‘Leo!”

Litleo smiles at his friend's behavioral about-face, still harboring a negative thought or two, but willing to give credit where credit is due. “Leeeooo!”

“We’re trading places with them, it’ll be a lot better, trust me!” Bataille says with his lungs working double duty. “Let the aron know!”

Litleo gives him a sharp raise of his brow, and Bataille chuckles with a little bit of egg-white smeared across his face this time.

“Ah… please and thank you.”

The cat does exactly that, and they trade neighborly nods with the Weavers as they both cross the line into far more promising lands.

Bataille sees the aron rearing up to dash for the cliffs full of copper geocandy, but both he and Litleo bark for them to stay put, their pseudopsychic friendship bond seemingly restored. If they wanted to gorge themselves into a culinary coma, it would be after they’ve earned the right to roll over and die happy.

He isn’t done though and gets down to their level again, spade in hand, to show them with an agonizingly repetitive pantomime how the mask-shaped dome of their faces make even better shovels than his crappy wooden article.

Gods it hurts his body, they’d traded their mushy sheets of mud for a practical pile of broken glass that leaves him nursing bloody blisters, blackened bruises, and dirty serrations in the skin of his limbs. Despite all of this though, the animated excavating fervor he’s managed to ignite within them fuels his own furnace just as much.

Standing with his hands at his hips again, a victorious thumb stuck in his belt this time, he smiles as seventeen colors of upturned stone chisel themselves across the quad in record-setting time. “Amazing,” he says with a demolished sway in his stance, discovering that all this time the aron have been crunching any tiny snack of stone they can find, leaving spotless trails of softer soil in their wake.

They, as it turns out, were the perfect remedy for the tragedies befalling this previously worthless scrap of land.

Well, worthless for growing food, anyway. He really wanted to talk to somebody about the literal copper mines they’re just sitting on, but he’d have to put a pin in that for later.

And those things are all well and good, but there’s still one big, fat, tantruming mamoswine left to put to rest, and Litleo isn’t about to let his friend end the day in disgrace. No matter how many different ways the boy zooms to his side or strikes a happy tune, the unrelenting tom scrapes his dusty rows with an unmoving icy disposition.

There’s a fire building in his face and he very nearly explodes all over his good friend for ruining the moment he’d finally managed to fix… but then scoffs at himself, passing stones of self-awareness dislodged with post-concussion clarity.

His shameful spotless hands have yet to scrape a single row themselves.

Bataille squats and takes a clump of soil up, rolling it around the tips of his fingers with a humiliated shake of the head. All those months spent scrubbing the privilege from his soul with snow and his chest still harbors an indignancy of station that simply cannot reside within the aspiring heart of a sage.

He hated that he hated this and that it hated him right back.

It’s such a humorous thing how he’d deluded himself into believing that study was hard work. After all, as long as he chose to push himself to the edge of his memory and focus, able to read and scribe as he burned waxy blobs of candlelight well into the lunar hours. But in reality, that was absolutely nothing when set-beside the monumental list of shit needing smeared through miles and miles of dirt before the ruthless timer in the sky judged his pathetic display at the end of the day.

It had been this way since his family packed their things and sled away. For the vast majority of his stay, Valko left him marooned in the winter gloom, trapped mastering skills suited for lesser crafting guilds. That, or he’d find himself fiddling his fingers with the peasant women, weaving on a looms or fussing with woolen spools. Every bit of clothing on this body was made by him, from shear to sew.

Each day brought another tedious test of patience or some prattling stack of this-and-that needing finished before Moltres roosted at the edge of the sky.

These were the sorts of body-busting toils that his years spent trivializing the academy’s gauntlet of academic traps were meant to spare him from. To let him serve the earth in the way all of mankind is truly meant to work. It left him wanting for any kind of cerebral stimulation.

It would have been so easy to simply scream himself numb every night or sneak drinks from the cellar, hanging from his hammock in an unconscious catharsis that mutes these elitist illusions. But Bataille has the wisdom to recognize such foolishness. For he knows, from the words of a-hundred men more genius than he could ever hope to be, that it is the gibbering mathematical noise jittering around his skull that makes him human.

And the message from that very-human mind is heard loud and clear; ‘Quit your twisting, hoist thy britches tight, and set thine tender hands to digging.’

“Sorry buddy, I haven’t been a very good friend today, have I?” he relents with humility on his face and in his soul, stabs the shovel down with a stomp of his foot, and strikes the earth for the first of a million times. "Let's fix that.”

He moves to the front of the line, any line would do really. Pépé always says that the truest of men lead by example and from the front, hoofing it with the lowest among anyone in his care. That he’d allowed such a vital piece of wisdom to waste away while its purpose stood staring him dead in the eyes is a lesson he’ll not soon forget.

If Bataille had thought his body hurt before, he now knows just how tired a kid can truly be. Mind-numbing hours upon hours spent shucking jagged chunks of rubble into semi-arable tracks of land. It breaks his muscles down to jiggling lumps of mush, wrapped around his bones in a savaged sweaty sack of skin. His empty canteen cries for mercy as his throat rattles silent ascetic songs, glad to have finally found his proper place again.

That well-to-do merchant’s son suddenly sees past the grit and grime as his garments fray and tear. Toiling beside his fellow living souls, his heart finally sheds that last blackened wart of pride.

When the final strip is ripped up with Litleo’s stone-blunted claws, Bataille Merchand stakes the shovel down at the opposite corner of where they’d started, claiming victory in the name of fairness, teamwork, and friendship. The aron kits, finally relieved of their duty, stampede right past him and crash into the cliffside to binge themselves on an endless mound of metallurgical treats.

Then, and only then, does he allow his battered excuse of a body to fall backwards into a fluffy grave of turned and softened earth, made ready to sprout the veritable bounties that nourish all of Shaymin’s Pass each and every year.

‘Every hand shall turn the soil, for a year of feasts and song.’


“That will do, little bird.”


Bataille’s face scrunches up into a startled spud, rolling his head around the dirt to gaze upon a blurry haze of yellows, reds, and grays. He stares up into that colorful soup of shapes shifting through the afternoon sun, hoping to divine the source of that oh-so-familiar voice.

“I’m no monster, I’m a boy,” he utters, struggling to form even that incoherent slab of speech as Emeline scurries up to Valko’s feet for a tiny, respectful bow.

Valko Woolooman, Sage of the Southern Peaks, towers over Bataille to inspect the fruits of their labor. The ever-lovely Lailla, Queen of Shaymin’s Skies, swoops down onto his shoulders with a blustery thud. “Not yet.”

The old woolherd stamps a weathered wooden crook down, and an ivory flood of wooloo fluff spills out from the forest line, stopping at the acres’ edge with bewildered bleating faces.

The sunny circles set in Valko’s eyes shine on the boy’s prodigal field of possibilities. “You know you weren’t supposed to succeed.”

Bataille stirs to his arse with a zombified lurch and breaks his befuddled palsy with a bashful smirk. “I always do my best, Monsieur.”

Valko hoists the boy back up to his feet with a fatherly clap of the hand. “That will be ‘Master’, if you still wish.”

Emeline’s eyes glow with the warmth of the setting sun, spellbound with anticipation for her partner’s reply.

“Yes, Master, I would like that.” He giggles at the insane situation with an anxious fit. “Very very much.”

The Teacher looks upon his Student with pride and then turns toward the wilds. “Come with me.”

“Where are we going?” Bataille asks, revived by a supernatural second-wind as Valko scans the mountainside.

“Home.”
 

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And so concludes the first book of the Silver Sage Saga.
The Mischief's Maker is the next in the series, and I'll start posting those very very soon!
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