"Oh, shit, yeah, hydreigon are fucking awesome," Nate said wistfully. "Wish I could have seen one in person sometime, but obviously you don't get none in Kanto very--" He was interrupted by the thud of the shade-stone when it fell from the deino's mouth. She was glowing. And growing.
Fucking seriously? How many pokémon were going to up and fucking evolve right in front of his face? Nate scowled, but when one of the now-zweilous' heads flopped over and stayed that way, annoyance rapidly curdled into horror. Oh, shit. Did something go wrong? Was this what happened when a creature of darkness or whatever the fuck tried to evolve and there wasn't a soul to fill the second head or some shit?
And... And she was just fucking standing there. What the fuck was he supposed to do? Like, poke the other head. Try to lift it... up? Jesus.
Nate cleared his throat. "Um, are you... okay?"
Oh, yeah, that was great. Real fucking smooth. She was definitely fine, with one of her heads lying there like it was fucking dead.