A black bolt of lightning skidded across the floor, leaving a scorched, tall, fluffy thing at the end of it.
"S-Sorry! I overslept! Or, uh, I woulda, if I wasn't figuring out how to fall asleep again!" the fluffy thing said, shaking off all the black soot. Under it was a Zoroark, panicking. "No, wait, I got caught helping an old lady! Man! Old man! Wolf guy! He wanted me to push over an old lady!" He looked like he was really trying to think of a good reason for being so late.
"U-Uh, my wolf guy friend ate my invitation! I was caught in a fight with a giant monkey! I, uh, I, er..." He coughed up a puff of smoke. "...Where am I again?"