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[[fuck i'm scared but okay i guess. uhh the only thing is. uhh, it's long... will you be able to sleep if I send it in the morning lol?]]
[COMPLETE] Humble Vale Mafia
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unrepentantAuthor
A cat that writes stories.
[[PANO I'M BEGGING U BUDDY]]
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[[welp never mind I don't want to sleep deprive Jackie any more]]
Steven unfolded a letter from his pocket and handed it to Salem. "Work your magic," he said.
Steven unfolded a letter from his pocket and handed it to Salem. "Work your magic," he said.
AbraPunk
Cosmic Guardian
Palkia, being 13 feet tall, was able to lean over and read the jumble of words.
"...What in the shit does that mean."
He squirmed and kicked his legs under the bird. God, what a fucking goat rodeo this was. Fucking Golisopod…
He managed to shake some feathers out of his face, and he craned his neck up to see the ball on the floor. He sucked in a breath.
“MYSANDACONDADONTWANTNONEUNLESSYOUGOTBUNSHUN,” he shouted. Gods, if there was ever a time he hard regretted making that Golisopod’s ball voice activation key, it was now. But at least it still worked.
Golisopod burst from the ball again, still a little banged up. It growled. “Goli?”
More feathers got in his mouth, and he spit them out. “Yeah. Do something. FIRST IMPRESSION AGAIN.”
Hesitantly, Golisopod charged again. Guzma could tell he was wary fighting something so foreign, but he didn’t care right now. This was fucking war.
The bug made contact again, pushing this damn parrot off, and allowing him to scramble back to his feet. “THROAT CHOP HER. SHUT HER UP, DAMMIT.”
It seemed his anger transferred, because Golisopod slashed at the legends throat with a little more conviction. When he was sure he’d hit, he followed up by rolling away and discharging some pin missiles. Some didn’t hit, but some did. That’s what mattered. Guzma watched as his bug rolled back up next to him.
“Sooopod,” he chuffed.
“Yeah there’s mad weird shit here. Don’t EE again, bro. She almost crushed me.”
Guzma looked back at the Yveltal. “I can do this all fuckin’ day bro. Would you kindly hop off my dick, now? You’re too dry to be riding it like this.”
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Fry made a sound that could only be interpreted as possum laughter.
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[[ this is so chaotic]]
HelloYellow17
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Rui stared blankly at the letter. “I…is the sender okay? This looks like a stroke.”
unrepentantAuthor
A cat that writes stories.
Salem's eyes dilated to the greatest possible extent.
"They're all placed in blocks of only a few words, separated by spaces, and every so many spaces, there's a dash... That's definitely code."
She smirked to herself, whiskers twitching. "Give me a second. I'm going to see if I can translate this as if it were Morse Code."
AbraPunk
Cosmic Guardian
"Mm. Wait. There's random slash marks throughout the words... maybe you're supposed to count the number of words between each slash, and translate that into different letters? Something like that..."
Equitial
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"That's what I tried," Amy said.
AbraPunk
Cosmic Guardian
"Oh, never mind. Looks like we got ourselves a Holmes here, heh."
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Steven sighed. "Now you see why the idea of prank calls is so prevalent. I'm inclined to believe the effort that went into this is more than simple amusement."
AbraPunk
Cosmic Guardian
"Guys, stop talking so fast, I can only keep up with so much..." He muttered to himself before he said regularly, "Oh. 'Kay, then."
HelloYellow17
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Not only could this Pokémon talk and read, but she knew about Morse Code, too? Rui was awestruck. “You’re really smart! Where did you learn all these things? Did your trainer teach you?” She paused, then looked her up and down. “S-sorry—you are a Pokémon, right…?”
unrepentantAuthor
A cat that writes stories.
Salem rubbed her eyes and yawned, revealing a tongue more similar to a human's than a cat's, but nonetheless lined with feline teeth.
"You guys work out the rest, I just wanted to get to solve the mystery. Now I need a nap."
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Steven gave Salem a wide grin. "As always, you never cease to impress me."
[[Amazing.]]