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Blitz 2023: Self-Promo and Review Exchange Thread

IFBench

Rescue Team Member
Location
Pokemon Paradise
Partners
  1. chikorita-saltriv
  2. bench-gen
  3. charmander
  4. snivy
  5. treecko
  6. tropius
  7. arctozolt
  8. wartortle
  9. zorua
Hello! I'm Bench! I'm a PMD author with a myriad of stories focused on the canon PMD world! Hope you enjoy them!

Major Fics

PMD: Eternal Shadows

A human named Gen wakes up as an Oshawott, retaining all his memories. After meeting a Chikorita and a Charmander, he makes a hasty decision, and lies that he is an amnesiac and not a human. As he journeys with the two, he ensnares himself in his own web of lies as he tries to find a way back home. All the while, Pokemon go missing, turning up in strange places, surrounded by shadowy auras. A PMD story taking place in the canon PMD world, after Super Mystery Dungeon. Incorporates elements from all five PMD games.

My longest work, and my main one, currently at 15 chapters. If you enjoy canon PMD, and want to see a take on a "PMD5", check this one out!


Coleane the Tropius isn't very happy with her life in the PMD world. She's not allowed to use her name, and her mama is...not the best. So when she's given the opportunity to go to the world of humans, she's overjoyed! She'll become the greatest trainer there ever was! But she wanted to keep her wings...so she'll stay a Tropius. A story of a Tropius who becomes a trainer, and the friends she makes on the Internet. A story about humans, and those who wish to be human.

My second main fic, currently at 2 chapters. This one is more focused on the human world, but still has the PMD world be very relevant to the story. If you enjoy internet chatrooms and the idea of Pokemon being trainers, check this one out!


Can't tell the diffence between an oran and an oren? Have a bunch of emera dust sitting in your bag that you don't know what to do with? Want to start making your own items? Read this, and have all your item-related questions be answered! A guide to Pokemon items, what they do, and how to make them.

My silly little worldbuilding side project, this one is all about the various items in the Pokemon world! With 7 entries so far, this fic is an in-universe guide written by the Rescue Team partner, all about items! If you like items and a hefty dose of worldbuilding, check this one out!


"Who are you?" the man in the purple hat asked you. "I'm Lidequir," you answered. | "Who are you?" the Chikorita asked you. "I'm Lidequir, you answered.

A story told in parallel, about Legends Arceus and PMD Rescue Team, and if the protag was the same in both. This story also has the unique aspect of every single chapter (of which there are 4 of so far) be a multiple of 250 words long. If you like Rescue Team, Legends Arceus, and parallels, check this one out!

Oneshots

Final Ascent

At the end of four journeys, conversations are had during the final ascent. Almost there. Almost there.

A story about the final dungeons of the four main PMD games, and a conversation held between the hero and partner in each of them. Each of the four sections focuses on one of the final dungeons, as the characters realize how close their journeys are to being over. If you enjoy the final hours of the PMD games, check this one out!


Over the course of four years, the PMD protagonists and partners celebrate a holiday dedicated to them. A love letter to PMD Rescue Team, Explorers, Gates to Infinity, and Super.

My magnum opus, my proudest work so far. A story celebrating PMD. Each of the four sections depicts the PMD protagonists and partners from the four main games interacting and celebrating the Day of Heroes. If you enjoy PMD, check this one out!


After saving the world, a human and their partner long to see each other again, even if the laws of reality prohibit it.

Not actually canon to my other fics, but it's my first oneshot, about an alternate epilogue to Gates to Infinity. It was made for the 2021 TR Oneshot contest, and it focuses on the bond between the human and partner. If you enjoy Gates to Infinity and its characters, check it out!
 

Adamhuarts

Mew specialist
Partners
  1. mew-adam
  2. celebi-shiny
  3. roserade-adam
I only have one fic I'm actively working on at the present moment and it's my PMD fic Weaversong. You can find a link to it on my signature. Any feedback is welcome and will be appreciated :D
 

Sinderella

Angy Tumbleweed
Staff
Location
In Guzma's Closet
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. sylveon-shiny
  2. gothitelle
  3. froslass
  4. chandelure
  5. mimikyu
Hi! Before I get to my self-recs, let me open this shitshow of a post by throwing up my hands in prayer and insisting that I am OPEN TO ALL EXCHANGES, but will be prioritizing those that are on theme for the week. But please oh please hit me up if you want to review swap, shove it all into my mouth, I'm ready :tongue:

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🤍🖤*cue John Cena theme*🖤 🤍

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Hey, you, with the face!

Do you like mysteries? Do you like stories with darker themes? Are you into romance happening amidst really bad shit? Is ANGST something you could read for hours on end? Do you like rambunctious Pokemon? Do fakemon of the 7 deadly sins sound lit as FUCK to you?

If you answered yes to any of those questions, consider checking out my wack-ass fic!

Kalos is currently in the clutches of a drug epidemic, and Odette Cinq-Mars is a former theater hopeful with a little too much time on her hands and a penchant for reading into things a little deeper than most.

When her best friend Noel uncovers an alarming discrepancy in some public case files regarding the drug epidemic, she begins to do more than just question. When an old flame returns to haunt her, she launches herself into the world of the Shiny Pokemon Trade to uncover some answers. She soon finds she might have been in some deep trouble long before she involved herself…

✔️ This fic currently stands at 15 chapters, one "bonus" chapter, a prologue, and an April Fools chapter, totaling 18 whole chapters. The shortest is about 2.5k and the longest is about 15k (don't roast my poor ass okay), and it is ongoing.

✔️CW's are posted at the beginning of every chapter, but please be warned of the occult themes, implications of past sexual assault, talk of death, talk of Pokemon death, talk of murder, drug use, and strong language.

Review Preferences:
Feel free to tear into this one with some concrit. Let me know how you feel about the pacing, especially on the newer chapters. Not really interested in hearing if you like my concept of fakemon and types, I mainly just want to know if the pacing is off, the characterization is fine, and if the plot is doing what it needs to do. Please see the patch notes for a review of what I have already been critiqued on.

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If that interests you, I also have two prequel stories that serve as supplemental reading to the big fic.

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Poison & Pecha Berries
She never dreamed anything like this would happen to her. It wasn't something she could even bring herself to fathom.

In the aftermath of a vicious assault, Odette Cinq-Mars no longer feels she has the will to function. She wants to be okay, but the prospect of feeling whole again feels forever out of reach. When she finds companionship in a mimikyu with a parallel problem, she soon learns that poison comes in all forms, and that accepting life's pecha berries is a necessary skill that comes with time.

✔️
CW's for themes of sexual assault, talk of sexual assault, episodes of trauma, strong language, and discussion of murder.

✔️ While there is only one chapter, this is intended to be a chapter fic.

Review Preferences:
Was a little sweaty about this one considering it deals with a very touchy subject matter and I want to be sure I'm handling it in a realistic and respectful manner. Do the trains of traumatic thought make sense? Do the story beats progress logically and at an okay pace? Is the scenario being told in a way that isn't offensive or in a more "hand-wave" fashion? Of course, grammar checks, characterization critiques, and everything in-between are always welcome, but I'm really focused on ensuring this isn't off-base thematically.

Venira is a seraph, a formless Pokemon in "training" to become a legendary. However, her time spent under her creator, Father Arceus, has not been grand. As she slowly learns more about the concept of "emotions," she's come to understand that she wants more for herself.

When she discovers her sole reason for stomaching her abuse is nothing more than a façade, she decides the only thing left to do is disobey every rule that had been set for her, starting with the first, and most cardinal...

Do not ingest blood.

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CW's for themes of abuse, discussion of body horror, body horror, and strong language.

✔️ To be honest, I don't know if this counts as a one-shot or a chapter fic. It was written for the one-shot contest, but I broke it down into chapters upon the rewrite. I'll leave it up to the judges LOL.

Review Preferences:
I did my best to take all the notes I agreed with into account, but I know it's still not perfect. I don't know what kind of crit I'm looking for on this, so, really, I'll take anything. Go nuts. My edits were kind of rushed so feel free to point out any continuity or dialogue issues.

However, if I am to be as politely blunt as I can be, I do not want to hear anything about why you don't like fakemon or why you think it's stupid that the characters here are in human forms. The former is a personal preference, and the latter is my own stylistic choice that you can either take or leave. Simply put, I didn't want to write about Pokemon forms, so I wrote about Pokemon in human forms :)

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I also have two one-shots that fall within the same universe but might be a little easier to stomach!

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The Guzmania Blooms
Bromley Rhys Kahele has planned this night for weeks. He's planned to escape the clutches of his abusive father and negligent mother. Everything is ready. He has it down to a science. What could go wrong?

✔️CW's for strong language, implied child abuse, and talk of child abuse.

✔️Qualifies as a one-shot.

Review Preferences:
You can concrit or you can temperature read, but I'd prefer a temperature read more because I don't think I have any plans to revisit this one for rewrites.

A huge storm's rolling in, and Guzma has challenged Odette to surf some of the oncoming waves with him, as is Alola "tradition." However, he's taking a while to get ready, and she's losing her nerve. She doesn't want to let him down. Truthfully, she'd rather impress him somehow.

✔️CW's for strong language, almost-drowning imagery, and a near-death experience.

✔️Qualifies as a one-shot.

Review Preferences:
You can concrit or you can temperature read, but I'd prefer a temperature read more because I don't think I have any plans to revisit this one for rewrites.
 
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Blackjack Gabbiani

Merely a collector
Pronouns
Them
Partners
  1. shaymin
  2. dusknoir
Oh gosh oh golly I can't pass up a chance to shill my fics! Most of them are in my signature, though lemme share some specifics that may appeal. Everything here except The Future Between Us is a one-shot, so you'll be able to get through them quite easily.



Answering Machine--If you're looking for a very short fic (it's under 600 words!), check out this one. It's also my most popular fic ever! But it's about Sycamore and Lysandre through the events of XY and you know where that leads, so the tragedy is high.

Sight--Personally I think this is the best thing I wrote last year. It's about AI Turo starting to show an interest in the outside world, and Turo's response to his creation's wanderlust.

At the End Of Forever--Wrote this right after finishing SV's base game because I couldn't get the idea out of my head. Turo's death, from the perspective of the AI. Warnings for, obviously, major character death, offscreen violence

The Future Between Us--Following from the prior fic but you don't need to read it to get it, it just uses some of the specifics from it. Arven finds a way to fix his father's biggest mistake, and travels to the future to meet with the AI. Winner of Best Fanfic at Kumoricon 2023! Warnings for discussion of parental loss, depiction of a panic attack (also, this is the longest thing I wrote last year but even with ten chapters it's only about 17k)

Three Times I Carried You--Lest you think I can only write about Violet, here's a fic of three scenes between Sada and her AI. Though I suppose the middle section was kind of jossed by Indigo Disk (especially referring to Terapagos as "huge") but hey I didn't know at the time. The first and last sections I still consider canon compliant though. Warnings for major character death.

All The Time In The World--What, did you think I was only capable of writing tragedy about these characters? Here's a very cute and fluffy fic about the Paldea professors when they were teenagers, for an exchange assignment to write about their first date.

In Vino Veritas--Second person Lusamine fic detailing her deterioration after the disappearance of her husband. Warnings for, well, Lusamine behavior
 
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Kandykorn

Lion Apologist
Location
The Goof Realm
Pronouns
They/Them
soooooo, today I had a stroke of genius, and wrote a silly one shot. I'm not sure how I feel about it, and it's the first time I've ever done anything in a sort of "journal entries" format, but if you want, you should check out Ten Billion, Which is a jokey take on lions vs pokemon debate.

Thanks!
 
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Umbramatic

The Ghost Lord
Location
The Yangverse
Pronouns
Any
Partners
  1. reshiram
  2. zygarde
-flops into thread-
-gets back up and points at u-

YOU! YES YOU! WOULD YOU LIKE TO READ EITHER FANFICTION OR ORIGINAL FICTION? I'M YOUR GENDERFLUID PERSON! Sample my wares; contains lots of fantasy elements and/or crossovers:

Main Chapterfics:

Heroes After All
My baby, my child, my "main" fic. An AU backstory of the 8th Pokemon movie featuring Sir Aaron and his Lucario on their long quest to become legends, with a whole host of others helping and hindering them along the way.

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Tales Of Arrival
You want a Mystery Dungeon fic specifically? Here, take this crossover. After the events of Tales Of Symphonia (note: Tales Of Symphonia knowledge is not required for this fic) Kratos Aurion crash lands in a mysterious world ruled by creatures known as Pokemon, and has to assemble a party to untangle a mystery threatening them all.

Rude Awakening

Completed! A Fire Emblem Awakening/Pokemon crossover (Fire Emblem Awakening knowledge is PROBABLY handy here) in which some Legendaries go on vacation and nothing goes wrong at all


Greenhorn Prometheus

Completed! In which I take Young Frankenstein and make it Pokemon. A now adult Silver confronts his legacy in all the wrong ways.


The Snippets Series

Collections of drabbles I wrote as part of liveblogging certain Pokemon games. They're grouped together snapshots of my various Pokemon journeys with continualy increasing amounts of plot and original fiction OCs:

Shield Snippets

Shining Pearl Snippets

Legends Arceus Snippets

Violet Snippets: The Sorceror's New School

Area Zero Snippets: The Tyrant's Tera Treasure

Pokemon Oneshots

Divided I Fall

Just what was Unova's original Legendary dragon like? And how did things go horribly wrong for them? Ft. lore I stole with permission from a Nuzlocke comic

Pallete

Oops. Kanto's colors have been fucked up. Now it's up to the Legendary Birds and this random small child to save the day.

Non-Pokemon Fanfiction Oneshots

Fruits Of The City

(The Super Mario Bros. Movie) Pauline has to deal with the crash-landing of the Mushroom Kingdom into Brooklyn, and finds an unexpected partner

Leaving Things Behind

(Super Smash Bros) Sora getting into Smash wasn't the wholy happy thing you'd think it was

Original Fiction Oneshots

Dragon!

One dragon wants to make a change, and he's gonna prove to the world he can do it.

Godfall

Perfectly normal JRPG godslaying shenanigans, right? ...Right?

Others

Check my AO3. If it's on there and SFW it's almost assuredly on Thousand Roads and can bre searched for here.

But happy reading! I'll be honored if you read and review any of these (but most especially Heroes After Alll my sweet my beloved)
 
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Venia Silente

For your ills, I prescribe a cat.
Location
At the 0-divisor point of the Riemann AU Earth
Pronouns
Él/Su
Partners
  1. nidorino
  2. blaziken
  3. fearow
I has good PMD-adjacent warez if you has some read.

If you like side stories and you like PMD: Explorers or PMD: Gates, well why not take a look around:

Beyond Today: PMD: One-shot Explorers post-canon. Gesta is the leader of a new team who want to graduate to hunting down outlaws some day. But first, they have to tend to "boring" fetch quests with clients such as this Prinplup... who seems to somehow be on the gods' speed-dial.

A Leader's Seating: post-canon for Explorers and for Super, somewhat. A more complete world means more connections and also an interest in commerce. Rhydon from Fire Islands goes to Blizzard Islands to secure a trade bargain. Part of a Drabble Bingo.

Making the World go 'Round: A one-shot functioning as a PMD: Gates interquel / gaiden. The "player" Pokémon finds a little shop in Post Town that wasn't there yesterday, and gets into the totally wonderful I swear world of DLCs, e-Shops and microtransactions. Ft. Gamañel your DLC Assistant.

Dangerous Upgrade: A multichapter serving as a PMD: Gates gaiden. Following a crossover with @Joshthewriter 's universe, our DLC Assistant has to deal with the Voice of Life, who comes knocking to deal with what she perceives is Gamañel's threat to the world of Gates. What's worse: she's brought company.

If for some reason that's not enough and / or you want more content of mine, such as cats, dragons, dragons being cats, or Nidos, you can always take a look at my sig, my official publication listing, or my AO3 publications listing.

Regarding exchanges: I'm not very active at the moment but if you have a oneshot with good worldbuilding that you want me to take a look at, by all means give me a hoot(hoot).
 

HelloYellow17

Gym Leader
Pronouns
She/Her
Partners
  1. suicune
  2. umbreon
  3. mew
  4. lycanroc-wes
  5. leafeon-rui
Swooping in to drop my little collection of works for Blitz! Particularly for week 3, since I have 4 one-shots and 3 bingo short fics that are eligible for the bonus this week!

Main Fic:

Of Sand and Shadows: An ex-Pokémon thief named Wes defects from his criminal gang and attempts to leave Orre for good. But things go sideways, and soon Wes is dragged into a plot to save the very region he was trying to abandon.

A novelization/retelling of Pokémon Colosseum. Ongoing longfic with 17 chapters. Rated Teen/PG-13 for violence and language.

One-shots:

OSAS Bingo Collection: a set of 3 very short (300 words or less) fics set in the OSAS universe, all of which are directly relevant to OSAS itself. An understanding of the characters is not required for reading, however, as they are sufficiently vague and self-contained for blind reading.

Starfrost: A scrappy young kid in Snagem and his mentor make the most of a mostly-forgotten holiday. They might not have much, but they do have each other.

A short, dialogue-only holiday one-shot, set in OSASverse. Again, no knowledge of the characters is required for reading. Rated G.

Of Angst and Anguish: Wes, Neo and Novo are trapped in Darkrai’s Realm…and each of them must face their most deeply-rooted fears and insecurities in the form of nightmares.

Rated Mature/PG-13 for heavy themes and violence. Not canon to OSAS, and can be read without knowledge of the main fic, but will definitely carry a heavier impact for the reader if they are familiar with the characters.

Nameless: The journey of a wild Larvitar, and how her search for power turns her into a shadow of herself.

Technically OSASverse but no familiarity with it is required at all. Rated Mature/PG-13 for heavy themes and violence.

Mew’s Meddling Mischief: Mew is so very bored and she’s desperate for something to do. She finds the solution to her problem in two painfully awkward teenagers who are on their Pokémon journey together.

Shockingly, this has nothing to do with OSAS at all! 😂 Romantic comedy, rated G.
 
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love

Memento mori
Pronouns
he/him/it
Partners
  1. leafeon
If you like short stories, I have you covered. I think I would most like eyes on Resting Place (to which I experimentally added two new scenes and want feedback on) and The Verdant Ones (not because I really need feedback on it but because it's personally meaningful to me). If you actually *want* a longer story, then Those Who Will Inherit the Earth is sort of your only option, but fortunately it's well-received and maybe the best in terms of characterization and raw entertainment value. Less emotionally heavy options include Firefly Music (romance), An Unaccountable Lightness (psychedelic), and Fenna (weird fluff). A complete listing, with summaries, is available on my website.
 
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