Hanafuda
Novice Ornithologist
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- He/Him
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“What is happening?” Seb asked. He looked around the deck, seeing so many events going on at once. Two lookalikes fighting, Wallace running away with a bottle of alcohol, a dark doppelgänger incentivizing mischief, some Pokémon talking like normal people and even Steven coming to help with an Aggron… He groaned and held a hand onto his forehead. “I thought this was gonna be a peaceful vacation…”View attachment 2911
Odile stepped onto the floor, leaving behind her shocked host and the goody-two-shoes Sylveon as she brushed herself off. Really, what the fuck did she have to do to get some heat going? She had some solid momentum with the altercation between her new best friends--Odette was about to punch that guy, Odile could feel it in her form. But no, Odette had to go ahead and accept his damn apology and let that stupid shot get her all calm. Alcohol was supposed to rile people up, but it just made her tired.
But, now Odile felt kind of bad. Maybe it was a bad idea to have not gone in the ball. Odette's blood pressure wouldn't have dropped like that if they were separate. Maybe she'd have stayed mad and they could have caused a scene together. Get everyone angry. That would have been so fun!
Missed opportunity. Unfortunate.
But it was fine. With those two bozos fighting just feet in front of her, she had plenty to enjoy for now, and nothing at her precious vessel's expense for the time being. She was ready to just watch everything play out, until somebody got mouthy.
Fiend? Killing everyone? Complements of course, but all wrong.
She frowned and snapped her head around to Zack. Her head turned so far, it was nearly facing backward entirely.
"I̸ ̶n̶e̷v̶e̴r̶ ̸s̷a̶i̶d̸ ̷a̸ ̶f̷u̴c̸k̷i̶n̵g̶ ̸W̶O̶R̴D̵ ̶a̴b̴o̸u̴t̸ ̴k̶i̴l̵l̴i̵n̷g̴ ̵a̴n̴y̷b̷o̸d̸y̸,̵ ̴b̴u̶t̵ ̵n̵o̷w̴ ̶I̸'̴m̵ ̸h̶e̸a̷v̵i̴l̵y̵ ̸c̷o̶n̵s̷i̶d̸e̵r̶i̵n̵g̴ ̶i̴t̴," she threatened.
She turned her body to match the orientation of her head. The bone in her neck cracked back into place with an eerie snap.
"Y̷o̸u̶ ̴h̸a̴v̵e̴ ̵h̶a̴l̶f̵ ̶a̶ ̵m̸i̷n̶d̴ ̸t̴o̴ ̵s̷t̷o̸p̷ ̶m̴e̶?̵ ̶W̷e̶l̸l̶ ̷I̵ ̷h̴a̶v̵e̶ ̶h̶a̴l̷f̸ ̶a̸ ̷m̴i̸n̸d̶ ̶t̵o̷ ̴r̷u̷i̸n̷ ̶y̷o̴u̴r̸ ̶d̷a̴y̸.̶ ̴"
She slowly stepped over to Zack, a smile creeping over her uncanny face.
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"W̵h̶a̴t̷ ̵s̷a̸y̴ ̸I̸ ̸b̴l̴e̷w̴ ̷c̶a̶n̸n̵e̶d̶ ̵a̴i̵r̵ ̸i̸n̵t̸o̴ ̸y̴o̶u̸r̷ ̵t̷e̸a̴r̷ ̵d̷u̸c̸t̸s̷?̴"
Another step.
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"O̶r̶ ̷I̷ ̶c̷o̷u̸l̵d̶ ̸f̶i̷l̸l̵ ̴y̵o̶u̵r̶ ̵e̸a̷r̸ ̸c̴a̸n̷a̴l̸s̷ ̴w̴i̵t̷h̵ ̶c̸o̴n̶c̸r̷e̷t̴e̷?̵"
Another step.
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"O̴o̴o̷o̸r̸r̶r̸r̶r̸r̸ ̴m̸a̶y̵b̵e̸ ̶I̸ ̵s̸h̸o̵u̷l̸d̷ ̴j̵u̶s̷t̷ ̴h̴a̶v̸e̸ ̴y̸o̴u̵ ̵i̴n̶h̶a̴l̸e̶ ̸a̶ ̵h̸a̶n̸d̸f̸u̴l̵ ̴o̴f̴ ̶t̶e̷r̴m̷i̵t̵e̵s̶.̴ ̷"
Another step.
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"O̴r̵ ̷B̵E̸T̴T̷E̴R̴ ̴Y̵E̸T̴,̷" she now stood over him, "H̸o̴w̶ ̶a̶b̵o̷u̶t̸ ̵I̴ ̶j̶u̶s̵t̴ ̸g̸n̵a̸w̶ ̶o̷n̷ ̶y̵o̶u̶r̷ ̷f̵u̶c̴k̴i̴n̷g̷ ̸t̸o̴e̶s̶ ̸w̵h̷i̵l̷e̸ ̵y̶o̸u̷ ̸s̴l̶e̵e̵p̷?̸ ̴I̶'̸m̶ ̵n̶o̷t̶ ̸a̶b̵o̷v̷e̷ ̸d̴o̴i̶n̴g̷ ̸t̶h̸a̷t̵,̴ ̵d̴o̵n̵'̶t̴ ̶t̵e̵s̴t̶ ̷m̸e̷.̴ ̵"
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Odette stomped forward and grabbed Odile by her shirt collar, yanking her backward and up to meet her gaze. "What did I say about coming out? Do you know how to listen?"
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"D̵o̷ ̴y̵o̵u̸ ̶k̸n̵o̵w̸ ̶h̶o̷w̸ ̷t̶o̸ ̷c̵a̷u̴s̶e̶ ̸p̸r̴o̸b̴l̷e̶m̷s̵ ̸o̴n̶ ̷p̷u̴r̴p̶o̴s̵e̶?̶ B̵e̷c̷a̶u̵s̵e̸ ̷I̶ ̷t̸h̷i̴n̶k̴ ̸w̵e̴ ̶n̶e̴e̵d̷ ̷t̴o̴ ̷h̵a̷v̴e̵ ̷a̵ ̶d̴i̷s̴c̴u̵s̶s̷i̴o̶n̵ ̶o̸n̸ ̵t̵h̷a̸t̵.̵"
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"This isn't funny, Grudge. I was trying to keep things civil and calm and you couldn't be bothered to--"
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"W̶A̴I̸T̶ ̵I̸S̸ ̴T̶H̵E̷R̷E̶ ̴A̸ ̴F̴U̷C̸K̸I̸N̸G̶ ̴W̶A̵T̶E̸R̵S̶L̷I̵D̸E̵ ̵O̶N̶ ̵T̵H̷I̶S̸ ̴S̷H̸I̴P̶?̶"
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"Are you even listening to me?"
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""̶͖͎͗̆̇͝Ẅ̵͇̼́̍͝ͅͅH̵̗̠̭͔̿̐̽͝A̷͔͍͇̱̎T̵̗̺͒ ̴͌͜I̶̼̱̼͒͘F̷͈̫̄̐́̅ ̴̛͇͕͍͌̿̅͜W̶̲̹͋̔͒Ȇ̵͙̓͆̌ͅ ̵̰̖̜͗̀͜M̴̠͓͈͆̀̊̄ͅA̴̡͙͉͋̇D̸̞̈̀E̶̠̪̹͊͐ ̷͚̱̮͐̂͌͜T̴͈̩͔̠͌̽̒̀Ḥ̶͊ͅE̵̺̭̓͛̆͝S̵͇̪͍͈̾Ę̷̰͂ ̴̡̣̐ͅB̸̪͒O̸̧̨̺͚͌͋͂̕Z̵̧͖̏̌̒O̴̹͋̄͝͠Ś̵͉̱ ̸̞͓͉̿̌͊F̵̨̄́I̶̹̾͝G̸̫͕̏͝H̷̬͋͠͠ͅṮ̶̣͖͖͆̏̉̕ ̶͚͒͒͌̐O̴̲̠̪͊N̸̨̬͒́̕͠ͅ ̶̭̘͒́̂T̵̑̒̉ͅH̸͎̣͕͎̐̃͘E̷̛̗̒͝ ̶̡͖̀͌̍W̸͔̦̯̜̃̚A̶̜̫͚̥̋̃̐͝T̸͇͇̯̏́͋ͅE̷̡͈̟̭̅̈́R̵̩̗̀͂S̶͉͖̲͆̂L̷̯̈́͛͒̔I̵͕̬̊̇͜Ḋ̷̜̦̺̥E̴̻͈̻̐ͅ?̴̭̠͚̻̑̈́͝͝"̷̡͚̮̦͑̍͂̂"
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"We are not--"
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"̵H̶e̴y̴ ̶b̶b̵b̴o̸o̷o̷o̶o̴y̸y̴y̵y̴s̶s̸s̵s̶s̷s̷,̷ ̶I̴'̵m̴ ̵n̷o̵t̵ ̶s̴a̴y̸i̵n̶g̸ ̶t̶h̵i̸s̸ ̶f̵i̵g̷h̷t̸ ̷w̴o̴u̶l̷d̴ ̷b̷e̸ ̴m̵o̵r̶e̴ ̵i̸n̶d̷i̷c̷a̵t̴i̴v̵e̷ ̵o̶f̴ ̶y̶o̴u̶r̵ ̴t̸r̷a̵i̸n̴e̷r̵ ̷s̴k̷i̷l̸l̵s̸ ̴i̵f̵ ̷y̸o̴u̵ ̵f̵o̶u̴g̴h̶t̸ ̴o̷n̵ ̴t̷h̷e̷ ̶w̵a̶t̵e̷rs̷l̸i̵d̴e̶ ̴b̴u̵t̸ ̷y̸o̷u̴r̸ ̸P̴o̴k̵e̶m̴o̵n̵ ̴w̶o̶u̷l̸d̷ ̴d̵e̷f̶i̷n̷i̸t̵e̴l̷y̸ ̸r̵e̷s̶p̵e̵c̷t̶ ̷y̴o̵u̷ ̵m̴o̸r̵e̴ ̸i̵f̵ ̵y̴o̶u̴ ̴w̷e̷n̸t̴ ̸t̸o̵ ̸f̵i̸g̴h̴t̵ ̴o̵n̷ ̶t̶h̶e̴ ̸w̵a̸t̷e̵r̴s̷l̶i̷d̴e̸!̵"̸
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Well this was just brilliant.
"Now I need a drink," she murmured.
“You’re super scary, you know that?” Zack told Odile, glaring at her despite his fright. “But come on, do your worst. I’ve actually been wanting to show you my skills; and I’ve waited for my time to shine. I’ll save these humans and Pokémon from your destructive ways!”
Seb saw Zack screeching at the doppelgänger, becoming more fearful than before. “Zack, what’re you trying to do!? Please don’t get yourself killed!”
“When it comes to proving the world that he can be a hero, there’s no stopping him,” Jack told Enora with a sigh. “I just hope Seb can help him.”