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Which was stupid, because c'mon, what were the odds that someone else was gonna to rock on up to his chair and casually tell him that actually he'd never met Gyarados or actually his birthday was in February or something?
"Maybe we'll take you up on that battle later, actually, but..." She felt a little guilty, since after all, coming out here to relax in silence was her original idea, too. But while she had his attention, she may as well put her thoughts out there. Maybe it was as simple as her mis-hearing. "Well, I'm wondering... Wallace wasn't the only one who noticed something different, because I also thought you'd started with a squirtle. And, uh... you said you've only been training for three years? Because I swear it's been at least a decade longer than that. You and Red haven't been in the public eye for - no offense - longer than I've really paid attention to, but it's definitely been longer than three years. So like... Did I just hear you incorrectly or what?"
Oh. Cool. Fuck me, then, I guess.
"This is one of those hidden camera shows, right?" Blue spun around in his chair, trying to pick out which of the drinks at the pool bar was "secretly" taping him. That had to be it. And he knew exactly who would pull this kind of moronic stunt. "Let me guess," he laughed, either failing to hide the irritation in his voice or not even bothering to try. "You've got Tank hiding in some cabin somewhere, and next he's gonna come out and try to hug me or something, act all 'sad and confused' when I 'don't remember him'? That's funny, that's really adorable, absolutely fantastic. I can totally follow this punchline, yep. Leaf put all of you clowns up to this, didn't she?" How she'd managed to rope in a whole cruise ship full of people was a question to be answered later, possibly with the assistance of thumbscrews. This "joke" was completely fucking nonsensical and therefore had her grubby gremlin mitts all over it. "I mean, seriously, 'your charizard doesn't exist oh and also you've been missing for ten years'? A hundred points for originality, at least, I guess I've gotta give you that!"
He turned and waved a dismissive hand at the guy who'd just started blabbering inanely about ghosts or something. Probably the host, or at least one of the extras or something. "Well, go ahead, get it over with! Tell me to smile for the audience or however this works! And then tell me where Leaf is hiding with the balloons or whatever the fuck, while you're at it, because I'd just love to give her a big, tight, thank-you hug around the neck right about now."
And he'd had the nerve to think that he'd been invited to a real, well-deserved vacation. Just fan-fucking-tastic.
"They must still be on the ship, yes!" she replied. "Thank you! Will you let me ride you?! My human hates flying. But I think it's fun! Do you know what a tropius is?"
Charizard scratched a horn, thinking. Tropius, tropius... maybe? Had there been something called that in the gym, once, with a challenger from somewhere far away? "Hm... are they green? Green and brown and tall? I think I might've seen something like that before. I would know it if I saw it again."
He smiled at the little pokémon, but then shot the espeon a look. "He can ride on my back," he said, pointing. "You I'll need to think about. You can start by promising to stay away from Blue's drink."
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