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  1. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse stirred with a bleary mumble. "Fuck. Can't even get any fuckin' peace from this shit in my sleep. Not only am I still bone-tired, but I'm somehow aware of everythin' said and done while I was out. Speakin' of which, Lee, I don't recall sayin' you could do that. Which ain't to say I...
  2. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Thanks, motherfucker," said Jesse, collapsing onto the couch, before blanching at the realisation that he'd just called a god a motherfucker. Ah, fuck it. Palkia seemed really fucking chill for a deity. "If you're still offerin' to be a pillow, I'll fuckin' take ya up on that, Lee," he...
  3. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Wait fuck, I misheard the fella. Lemme fix that..." Dead Cleared by Lee Not Suspected by Jesse Suspected by Jesse Squirt Lee Jesse Mia Mewtwo Palkia Abigail Nilam Darkwhite Nocitlalin Tabitha Nickit Gen "Jeez. Sorry about that. Just tired as fuck."
  4. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse smirked. "You askin' to be entered, Darkwhite?" "Oh, I'm suspicious of her too. I just wanted to spread the fuckin' pressure a little more broadly for a tick." "Great, I'll update the fuckin' board..." Dead Cleared by Lee Not Suspected by Jesse Suspected by Jesse Squirt Lee Jesse...
  5. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Darlin', I'm more'n happy fer ya to have yer name on every board if it'll help us get along." Jesse scrawled 'DARKWHITE' on each of his chalkboards with a dry grin, then proceeded to take a break from his note-taking by scouring the floors of the building for bingo cards hidden under rugs...
  6. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse took a deep breath of exhausted satisfaction. "I still have that 'been up all dang night' feelin', I'm bone-tired, but I been doin' my best to take notes." He spun the chalkboard dramatically to reveal the flipside, where he had a new table. "Squirt was murdered prior to any...
  7. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    "D'you know anythin' about the bastards corruptin' all these legendaries? We could use some leads!"
  8. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    Brisa nodded. "Darkwhite, we'd more than appreciate any rescued Shadowed pokémon to battle and consequently save. Any you can find fer us."
  9. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    Luz shook her head and patted Astrid reassuringly. "I don't think so, hon. Brisa reckons Darkwhite has been tryin' to help us, in her own way. She's takin' it upon herself to be the one who has to apologise and thank Darkwhite in the hopes that the show of humility will make her more willin' to...
  10. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    Luz smiled warmly at the ninetales and brushed a lock of fur away from her face. "Yeah, that's me. I'm just lookin' after ya fer Brisa while she has a word with Miss Misadventure up there. You feelin' alright, Astrid darlin'?"
  11. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    Brisa groaned in frustration. "The fate of the world is more important than petty grudges. Y'can't just hate someone forever 'cause they beat you up when you're both pokémon and nobody got hurt fer life. Think it through! She led us to Shaymin Village before it got too late, and she didn't try...
  12. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Mia," drawled Jesse. "Tabitha at least stuck with his vote fer ya in the interest of gatherin' information. Mia behaved within' yer delineation."
  13. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    Brisa approached Darkwhite more closely. "I believe we'll succeed no matter what, and I can't speak fer the rest of my team, but I can speak fer myself and I want yer help, Darkwhite." She looked abashedly aside for a second. Nothing was more important than doing their duty. Pride was nothing...
  14. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse rubbed his eyes blearily. His head hurt, and not in a mundane 'bad hangover' kind of way. "Fuck, y'all... I feel like I was up until four in the fuckin' mornin', but even though the night was skipped, I feel like I've slept. Ugh, this fuckin' place defies reason." He approached the two...
  15. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    Brisa laid Astrid down for Luz to tend to and stepped forward to address the corrupted mew. "You're sayin' you really are tryin' to help. You mighta told us in the first place that you weren't the one spreadin' corruption to the legends you've had us fight." Wait. Shaymin Village. Darkwhite...
  16. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    Brisa called out, shielding Astrid with her body. "What're ya up to this time, Darkwhite? Another one of yer cryptic challenges?"
  17. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse snarled to himself. "Y'know what? Lynchin' someone fer lookin' like they're lyin' when it could be in our favour don't sit right with me." He slumped into a convenient armchair. "I've exhausted myself. I'll vote with Palkia."
  18. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse grumbled to himself for a moment before noting the course of the votes on his board. "I reckon... hmm, if this vote fer Darkwhite goes through, her innocence would corroborate Lee's evidence, and therefore Palkia by extension, while her guilt would shed serious doubt on Lee, but not so...
  19. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse sighed. "I can think of several fuckin' configurations of Naughty and Nice that would explain the different takes flyin' about just off the top of my head. The way I see it, though, Lee is probably trustworthy, and I doubt he's fundamentally misunderstood his own power, which means Palkia...
  20. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Nah. I ain't used my power yet. I meant the same sorta thing as how we all remember wrappin' a present we didn't fuckin' wrap, and folks keep sayin' they have false memories of how this goddamn 'game' works. I got an intuition that there's a new present waitin' for me to unwrap tonight, is...
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