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  1. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "None of yer business what I did, and I don't have the time to explain," growled Jesse. "Fuck you." He shook the remote. He was about to ask some petty question as planned, but he remembered the point of this was to use the game to get information on Darkwhite. But then, this was some kinda...
  2. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Yeah, I've been a human," snapped Jesse. "I already told the room I started out human, you already knew that." Surely that wouldn't fuckin' count. He could just say 'never have I ever levitated' or some shit and get one over the fuckin' mew that way. "You ever been married, son?" asked Jesse...
  3. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse's face contorted in anguish. "Back in the world this body is from, I was a telepath. Sometimes it's... involuntary. It happened, but I would never... I would never mean to hurt my kid. Gods fuckin' damn it."
  4. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse shook the wiimote with a feral snarl. Guilt. Shame. Humiliation. Anger. Resentment. Gods, his heart was full of so, so many burning poisons. He never asked for this. He just wanted to go home.
  5. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse stared at the screen, one eye twitching, tail stiff. "You bastards," he hissed through clenched teeth. "I didn't mean... She wasn't— ...you have no idea how it happened. How fuckin' dare you."
  6. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Believe it or not, I've done all of those. Not necessarily as dates, mind. I'm more of a candlelit dinner fella myself. Or campin' out under the stars is good." He grinned drily. Of course the manic little devil was an adrenaline junkie. "I... I guess?" Jesse said to the screen. "Sure." He...
  7. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Holy shit," muttered Jesse under his breath, one paw moving to a wand at his belt. Well, they had a prime suspect for the fucking murder right here. "Never have I ever what?" he asked, perplexed by the sentence fragment.
  8. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "I'm not a fuckin' bachelor," barked Jesse. "I been married damn near twenty fuckin' years, fer all the good it's done me. Ah, damn it, whatever." He straightened up, adjusted his hat and his jacket, and brushed off his arm and cheek fur. "I know I ain't much t'look at, and I am married, but...
  9. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse paused his patrol of the super-location to offer the oshawott a firm handshake. "Ranger Delphox Jesse Stranger at yer service, fella," he said, his voice somewhere between 'grim' and 'irreverant'. "Former human, saved my world a couple times, really just wanna get home. You shapin' up...
  10. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    Brisa thundered into battle, her mane ablaze with electricity. The participants were different, and the stakes too, but her will to win was the same. "He's usin' the same fuckin' pattern," she called to Luz. "We're gonna pull the same damn tricks we did last time, then!" Luz sprinted alongside...
  11. unrepentantAuthor

    Official Actions

    Brisa Turn 2 Thunder Cage the Sky God Thunder Cage the Sky God Thunder Cage the Sky God
  12. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse almost reflexively spat up the same tired arguments he'd been using for years, and instead bit his tongue. "Seems I never will be," he said, drily. "Very well. So long at battles are all it is." At least it sounded like Brisa was handling herself. Of course she was. Really, he ought to be...
  13. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    ...so. This little shit had met Brisa. And that... that was how she'd taken his absence. Of course. It only made sense. He'd wondered many times how she might have rationalised his departure and failure to return, and he'd somehow always known. It just... didn't make it any less painful to find...
  14. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    "Oh, please do, Ma'am! Havin' to put real effort into winnin' a fight has me practically giddy," said Brisa. "Or maybe that's jus' how hard ya hit her," said Luz, chuckling. Brisa dropped from Pepper's arms to all fours and greeted the rest of Team Spice with a smile, giving paw-bumps to the...
  15. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    Brisa was still in Pepper's arms when she came to a moment later. She was in the best kind of pain, after-battle hormones flooding her brain the way they never did during an easy victory. Oh, she felt fantastic. "Thank you," she said to the feraligatr, quietly. "Fer givin' me a real fight."...
  16. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Brisa—! "The fuck d'you have to do with my kid?" snarled Jesse. "Did you hurt Brisa? Is she safe?" Don't get mad. Don't get scared. Stay focused. Gotta find a way out of this situation. Gotta get home.
  17. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    "You're gonna win," called Brisa. "Don't ya wanna see it through? Come on! Folks hardly ever beat me, let me lose for once! I won't yield!" She rushed forwards, stronger than she looked because of the arclight burn running over her pelt, going for as many Facade attacks as she could before...
  18. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    The growl in Jesse's throat kept rising. "Fuckin' get him to report in, then," he snapped. Jesse's paws twitched, a prickling numbness was spreading over his body, and he clenched his jaw. Fucking bastards. He looked over at the oshawott breathing heavily over in a corner. At least anger was...
  19. unrepentantAuthor

    Destiny Colosseum

    Brisa growled. Sure, a battle was a way to let loose a little, but that wasn't why she fought. She could go running, or train solo, if that was all that mattered. Gods knew she did that all the time. "Battlin' is what I do! It's how pokémon grow stronger, how we come to understand one another...
  20. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Special Agent Squirt is fuckin' dead," snarled Jesse in the direction of the device. "You placed a child in a room full of strangers and a murderer, and now his spiritual essence is, and I quote, 'eviscerated'. Fuck you, you incompetent, negligent motherfuckers."
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