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  1. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    The floating stick of chalk quietly crumbled into dust from the force of telekinetic presssure placed upon it by the sleeping Jesse. He must be having very bad dreams indeed.
  2. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    The stick of chalk continued its work with Jesse unconscious. Jesse's Take: Confirmed Nice DEFINITELY SCUM Jesse NILAM Palkia Mia 💀 Darkwhite Lee Abigail Tabitha Gen Mewtwo 💀 Squirt 💀 Nickit 💀 Nocitlalin 💀 THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY ALL THE...
  3. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse was still passed out at the bar, his monopoly piece moving via telekenisis even in his dreams. A stick of chalk underlined Gen's square on the guest conduct board. Gen Terrified out of his wits at all times, no investigative efforts to speak of. Always votes to skip. Claims to have a...
  4. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "I can't believe I'm hearin' this." Jesse summoned another bottle to the bar counter.
  5. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse continued to put back drinks while compulsively sorting his monopoly money via telekinesis. "Don't forget t'get yer votes in, motherfuckers. Still Noci from me."
  6. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse sipped at the 'cyan' drink, grinned, and downed it. "Tastes fuckin' cyan," he said, with satisfaction. He snapped his fingers, and the pewter hat piece levitated out of the box and onto the board. "As for Noci, one could easily make a case fer either strategy. It ain't conclusive...
  7. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "I'll give that a go, sure. Sounds like fun. You drinkin' with us, ya lil' devil?"
  8. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Yer claimin' that you've voted fer the two of 'em and they've voted fer you. But actually, Nilam's been pretty keen to vote Mia since early on, as they pointed out already. Pressure's on, now, pal. I've been reviewin' my notes, and Nilam has pushed substantially harder than your good self to...
  9. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Lee already got back to us to clear Nilam fer the murders so far. And, uh... six 'hours', but hours sure do fly by here..."
  10. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse scratched at his cheek fur. "Okay. I've had a minute to think about this. There ain't hard evidence fer either of ya besides that Nilam is cleared fer the murders so far. Nilam could be an accomplice. Nocitlalin could be a murderer or an accomplice. Mia targeted Noci, but we all know that...
  11. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "A board game, huh? Only if'n ya don't mind me winnin'," said Jesse, with a grin.
  12. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Dead Cleared of 1st & 2nd Murders by Lee Alignment Cleared by Jesse Alignment Cleared by Abigail Alignment Cleared by Conduct Technical Accomplice Candidates Uncleared Squirt Jesse Abigail Jesse Darkwhite Nilam Nocitlalin Mewtwo Palkia Lee Gen Mia Darkwhite Palkia Nickit...
  13. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse eyed Darkwhite carefully. "I still got faith in you, y'know," he said. "I just ain't buyin' that you're one of the scum."
  14. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse gingerly lowered himself into the couch again. "Of course, this is assumin' nobody's escaped our scrutiny through use of alignment-concealin' powers, that alignments don't change, that there are three Naughty guests... it's a lot of assumptions."
  15. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "To sum, the original murderer was either Mia or Nocitlalin, probably Mia. I still like Nilam best fer our next accomplice. Not sure who our third scumbag is." Jesse's Take: Confirmed Nice/Neutral Who Fuckin' Knows Probably Naughty Confirmed Naughty Jesse Nocitlalin Nilam Mia 💀 Palkia...
  16. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse blearily looked up from his chalkboards. "The committee are insufferable bastards who ain't even tryin' t'make sense. Talkin' back to 'em gets you electrocuted. The nickit was a mass fuckin' hallucination. Yeah, that all just about fuckin' tracks." He clawed at his face in unsuppressed...
  17. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse patted the kid's head in an attempt to reassure him. "Yer story don't have to be accurate, or even one you entirely believe. Remember, we all vote fer the guilty party afterwards. Maybe Lee will get lucky and Nilam'll be our bastard to vote fer."
  18. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse raised a full-throated vulpine growl in his throat. "Right. Let's get back to it. We have four 'prophets' who're meant to each make a case that a particular guest is guilty of Squirt's kidnappin'. Y'all gotta choose a different target each. Then we vote." Odysseus Steve Jobs Romulus...
  19. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    "Thank you," managed Jesse. Of course, the cookie then sprouted eyes, which he peered into with contempt, before dropping the fucking thing. "Darkwhite, any idea what's goin' on??" Jesse looked the ralts in the eye. "Sheer fuckin' determination. Help from a friend. Faith." And maybe the...
  20. unrepentantAuthor

    The White Elephant in the Room Playground

    Jesse held his breath and clenched his fists hard enough to snap the sticks of chalk in his paws. He closed his eyes. "Yeah. Gimme a sec. I've been through some shit like this before and it's... it's all comin' back up." The tension seemed to pass out of Jesse, and he dropped the chalk to the...
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