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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    Only one thought could pass through Red's mind as he heard the sneeze. Oh shi- And then he was on the floor. On all fours. On hooves. With a thick coat of shaggy black wool. Red tried to scream, but out came only a bleat, confirming his greatest fear - he had now truly become a mareep.
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    "Didn't you just previously say --" Red stopped himself. Even to him, it felt low to go there. Of course, shame was an outdated instinct, but... it wasn't constructive in any way to say it. It didn't contradict her point. That's why he wouldn't say it, yes. It wasn't sensible. He'd move on...
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    Red managed to grab the hands assaulting him by the fingers, and that seemed to put a stop to the clawing, at least momentarily. "Oh? So you were only flirting?" He twisted his face to a smirk, though the scratch marks made it sting. He looked to Selene. "Did you hear that? She doesn't actually...
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    Red sat back down on his armchair. "Please, I'd cook it first. I know the limitations of the human body." Seeing Odette chat up and protect Selene, Red rolled his eyes. "Oh, all this love for your fellow human is making me sick. You know, consider the gates to the Helixian kingdom closed to...
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    Red stared at the body in silence, then raised his hand. "Hey, sorry, but if you're not using that anymore, can I eat it?"
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    "Ha! Easy pass! You wouldn't catch me dead making out with a chick. I'm an appreciator of men."
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    "Just living to kill another day." Red crossed his arms. "Please, I'm not that dumb. I know when I'm outmatched. You think I just go out and fight ursas in my spare time?"
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    Red froze the moment he felt the presence of another by his side - he didn't need to look to know who it was. Slowly, he raised his hands in the air, doing his best to remain calm and hoping dearly that his additional arms wouldn't try anything. "Alright," he said, slowly and tonelessly. "I'll...
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    "As a matter of fact, HE probably does," Red said. "All of HIS forms, save for Kohath, seems to have them. Makes sense for a being that lived as a cephalopod for millions of years. Though with these limbs..." As the feeling in them stopped shortly after the shoulders, he really wasn't sure if...
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    It was a long and hard puke, but at least it was eventually over. Red wiped his mouth off, closed the toilet lid and pulled the flush, but nothing happened. He did it twice more before remembering these furniture were fake. Right... well, I guess some janitor's gonna get a nasty surprise...
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    "Considering he's responsible for millions of deaths rather than my eight, yeah, I'd say so." Red pointed back at her. "Here's a question. Do you want to die? No, I don't mean that as a threat, I mean do you want your life to eventually end? Do you want to experience soul-death? If you know...
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    Red pointed at the garchomp with his thumb while still facing the two women. "See this loser? He thinks morality is objective. Embarrassing, really." "Aw, cute of you to swear with the name of the Third Being's lapdog. Do you think he cares? Do you think he's a loving god? Do you think he...
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    "Ah! So! Uh, where to begin..." Red began pacing around. "There's so much to this. So much good stuff. Where do I begin..." [[AN: This is also a long ass tangent ]] He stopped. "Alright, so, the details aren't important, but there is a primordial force - two primordial forces, opposing ones -...
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    [[ Echoing CWs ]] "Easily passed," Red humphed. "I don't surround myself with gamblers."
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    "Wrecker..." Red shook his head, then turned to the others with a grin. "More like Emotional Wreck-er, am I right?" "Gods, finally!" He stepped up to the braided girl...s with a much better balance, a sign his intoxication had already begun wearing off. "Someone else that admits it. Tell me...
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    "Thing? That's a hell of a way to refer to your girlfriend." He stood back up, spreading his arms. "I can't believe I'm the one talking against bigotry here. Me, the guy who kills p-" He slammed a palm on his mouth. "Oh, I wasn't supposed to say that yet..." he said coyly, a small smile on his...
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    Red leaned down. "Oh, so is that the way we're going to be? Well, why don't you tell me what species that significant other of yours is? Did you stick to a flareon, huh?"
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    If he had to be the dragonfucker, he would own it. Red shrugged. "If that's what it takes, maybe. Is there something wrong with love between man and a dragon?"
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    "Let's just say I'm not inexperienced with lending my body to powerful otherworldly beings." He analyzed his words a bit late. No, wait, that makes me sound like some kind of ghost prostitute.
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    Hoopa's Multiverse Party! [Roleplay Thread] {Nov 16-22}

    Red felt strange. Uncomfortable, even. Is this what straight men feel like when a gay guy flirts with them? Maybe he could convince her to change. "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like your original form?"
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