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Gee thanks. Alright granted. Everywhere you go there are pokemon abound. You even have a clutch/nest/flock/herd of all your favorites right in your front yard/nearest park waiting just for you! The downsides... Pokeball tech (catching and storage) doesnt exist... And the mon are not friendly...

Abra line reaction Blitz review I wonder if abras anatomy is going to be as insane as ledian if it's status as an outsider is established. When its making scientific heads start to spin in the opening paragraph you usually have a problem. Ah so they overload like a bad p.c. later in life...

I vote payment plan. If we crush a few trainers with this thing it'll pay itself. If it takes awhile to learn its ins and outs it wont be ruinious or even life altering like upfront or nest egg options will be.

Now now... Creativity is the spice of life... But to make this work were going to need an audience, leverage, and schenanigans (and possibly our leek back to use as a lever to make the break out when the choas peaks). So to get the ball rolling and summon the guards to get that audience i vote...

Butterfree reaction Review blitz Delicates in the name thats ominous for the battling scene. Love how they are dropped off like so many other spiecies and the terrain as much as the wildlife thins the numbers. I wonder what the significance of a blue butterfree is and why its so adored in...

Primarina review Blitz event So the name refers to singing? I dont remember the starter singing but then i either picked torracat or rowlet. I can imagine a seal is anything but familiar but i can imagine marinebiologists would have a field day. And it makes sense theyd need so much...

Raticate reaction Blitz review A vulgar rat? I mean after f.e.a.r. i don't blame the namer but still... How much do they eat to make the bill get that bad? Still rats as pets sound cute. And ease of care is awesome compared to the insane complexities of several other mon on this list...

Yangoose reaction Review blitz Rat hated? Thats an odd latin title especially for the opening beimg they are beloved. An egyptian stock, they'll tackle alolas heat like a champ then some. Barks a laugh. I suspect if nintendo had foresight they'd of changed that crest a bit... I could see...

Ledian reaction Review blitz Alright lady bugs are no spider so lets get started. Hm so lady bugs have ties to superstition (hopefully benign ones). Well theres some tales about starlight so it makes sense... So the ledians were named after the scientist? How true to life. They...

Week two recomentations 1) Alola pokedex Love national geographic, nature documentries, of just one specific mon. Well here is the tale for you. This series of reports on them in glowing detail. Twines in world history (drawing from real world areas, mythologies, and events, and whipping up...

Spinarak reaction Blitz review So we got a two for onefer in spider land. Cue the dryest "yay" i can utter because spiders... Be still my heart... And my anxiety. I am so glad there are no pictures. Joy the base speices was a man eater. I imagine bug trainers were considered mad back in the...

Lopunny reaction Blitz review Maximum familiar huh? With a prefix like that i suspect we are going to have a friendly mon. Though i cant imagine anyone besting a bonded chansey. Of course if you can genetically manipulate it towards an idealized cute.. humanity will because we can... Not...

Malamar entry Review blitz And into the oceans depths we go. I'm surpised psychic trainers havent bffed with water types and asked to tagalong in the mons head to see things. But maybe malamars a middle ground for that. Love how light is both dangerousand survival below the surface. I mean...

Furfrou reaction Review blitz So mon poodle time. I can see where the stereotype comes from considering thier hair style alone but i find it hilarious that they are both keet stereotypes and the himbos of the 'mon canine world. I can only imagine a legend dog(either johtos or galars) reaction...

Torracat reaction Blitz review Alright the only started from sun/moon that i loved to pieces... What i'm a cat person. Mr. Fire kitty himself. Nice nod to the gladiators in the latin blurb name. Youre telling me, that biologically, torracats are weaponizong thier hairballs to use fire...

Zororak reaction Blitz review Honestly picked this one because the critters are so popular these days. Though i thought they were dark types? Not ghosts. (Keeps reading) alright so they turn into ghost vemgemce spirits if they get genocided... You'd think the first few.times that happened...

Pikachu reaction Review blitz So a clutch of pikas are a battery. Nice. Wonder what they were called pre modern tech though. ? So the verse has an ash spin off and pikas got popular ever after? Why am i not surprised? Yeah its odd how the adolescent pikachu is so much safer than its...

Vikavolt review Blitz event And on this here island you are going to need a bird counter. Possibly three. And no we aren't going to be logical... Its not a cat or a bigger bird you use in alola but a bug. Love the nod towards why alolan culture is so mixed. They got invaded three times and...

Blissy reaction Review blitz Why am i not surprised they were the first. They probably looked at homo habilis and were like "poor things" and shuffled forward with omlets and hugs to keep the spieces from dying. Sorry but canines have nothing on free easy breakfast and a mon willing to be...

Review blitz Sudowoodo Ah so if brock of clay were to pass out starters these would be it? I wonder what made them popular back in the day for the older gen to adore them... I mean besides minimal effort and expressive... And i think i answered by own question. Love how its like " we got...