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((I DID IT AGAIN OH MY GOD))

((Noooo I was going to stick to past tense but I'm used to RPing in present tense)) "So, well, I say for now we don't jail someone who might be helpful, and tonight we try to gather information." Dave looks restlessly around. "God. Is there any place to get a fucking drink around here."

Dave stares at Mel. "Okay, what the fuck? Fine, I'm sorry for not babbling on with empty platitudes or telling my fucking life story in rap. I guess I missed the memo on the storytelling contest over the part where people are fucking disappearing." He throws a glance at Cabot, scratching at his...

((Did not manage to post last night because I was scrambling to make a last-minute Patreon, will be able to post sometime tonight, sorry for the lack of participation guys))

"What do you even mean, contradictions in people's stories? We're all from different fucking universes. I could tell you Pokémon don't fucking talk or join navies where I come from, and Zygarde's a monster from this mythology made up by drunk vikings that also involves a dude getting pregnant by...

Dave sat there, arms crossed, fingers drumming, scowl deepening as the others spoke. A fucking talking duck. A rapping Scrafty. A Cranidos talking about being in the fucking navy. A transforming fucking myth-snake. All just... sitting in a circle telling their stories like some kind of fucking...

The night phase of a mafia game is only for night actions; all player interactions (except for the mafia, who can communicate with each other privately at any time, and sometimes other roles that explicitly permit out-of-thread communication) take place in the thread during the day. So, right...

(Inspired by Chibi Pika in the Discord.) Groundhog Day is a 1993 romantic comedy starring Bill Murray (and a 2016 musical adaptation starring Andy Karl that's better than the movie, spicy take don't @ me). In it, disgruntled asshole weatherman Phil Connors is sent to Punxsutawney to cover the...

Name: David Ambrose (Dave) Species: Human Gender: Male Personality: Has for his entire adult life covered up his many issues and insecurities with anger, sarcasm and general jerkassitude. He is very smart and also kind of an idiot and generally terrible and often pretty self-destructive...

Hi! I'm Butterfree/Dragonfree/antialiasis, best known as the owner of a website called The Cave of Dragonflies and an epic-length trainer fic called The Quest for the Legends that I started when I was twelve and finished last year at twenty-eight, because I am ridiculous. I also wrote a...

Signing up. Let's torment David Ambrose, miserable asshole scientist extraordinaire, because Dave. You know him; should I write up a profile anyway? If so, what info should it have?