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Dave looked wildly between Lachlan and Hecto. "No. Who the fuck are you people talking to? Did everyone just go fucking nuts? You do realize that fucking Psyduck was spouting the plot of a bad fucking movie, right?"

Dave stared at the ranting duck. "...You have been watching way to many fucking movies."

((Right, so, to play OOC devil's advocate for a moment, I can follow most of Walrein's reasoning. Take the first bit Chibi quoted: he's not properly explaining every step of the reasoning, but I think what he's getting at is: taking out Infinite incriminates Dave because Infinite voted for Dave...

((she in the last sentence of my previous post being Sike))

((Ugh, writing this post is taking too long, so let's just get my vote for Psyduck out first. Like I said in my previous posts, Psyduck's reasoning has been increasingly dodgy, and then Sike clinched it; I definitely got the same vibe as Chibi did from her posts earlier today, and I really don't...

((Responding to Chibi with some thoughts in a bit, just figured since I had a question for someone else I should get that out reasonably soon))

((Right, but you were saying this cleared Walrein. Was that just a joke? I agree that I don't think it's alignment-indicative in itself that Walrein wrote some joke posts; he's a humour writer and obviously just enjoys writing silly posts, and I appreciate his posts. But the fact a certain thing...

((I've got kind of a hybrid approach, for what it's worth; like, if I were going pure Dave on this, he'd be wasting all our time ranting about what the fuck is up with the premises of the game, like, why in the fuck we'd think a jail would stop the magic fucking space laser mafia, and if it does...

((Wait, to be clear, do you mean you'll be able to post before the end of the day or not?))

"Look, are you seeing that fucking Loki thing ignoring me, continuing to say nothing of worth and dodge all questioning, and, like, suspiciously specifically denying seeing Infinite last night? No?" Dave scratched at his scalp. "I don't know, it's at the point where they're so obviously dodgy it...

Dave stared at the tiny chameleon as it wailed in distress. "Well, shit," he muttered. "I was suspicious of him too. What the fuck." He took a deep breath. "Okay. Well, we're definitely jailing someone today, and I spent some time thinking about this in the night, since I didn't get a lot of...

Dave stared at Mia, tensing as she stood up to protect him. "Mia, that's - you shouldn't -" But when no one seemed to take her up on the challenge, he relaxed slightly, sinking back in his chair. His gaze lingered hard on Mia, though.

Dave folds his arms in exasperation. "Well, there's not much to say for myself when there's no real argument, is there? Near as I can tell, most everyone wanting to jail me wants it for half-assed reasons, just to do something, or with some vague fucking one-sentence handwave about how...

((In a vanilla-heavy game, no-lynching is rarely a good idea. But it was implied that in this one most everyone has some kind of power, and in that kind of setup lynching an innocent is a bit more expensive for town and there's more to be gained if we can keep people alive longer to gain more...

((Man, I am not used to playing mafia super-aggressively. Please disregard his tone, he is just being Dave))

Dave looked at the Cranidos in silence for a moment. "DNA. It's a big molecule that controls how your body develops and functions. It's how life works. Or at least it's how it's supposed to work. Who knows how anything works in this place." He gestures vaguely towards Mia. "Her DNA's part...

((Cabot is precious and I love him))

"But I agree tomorrow we should try to actually take a stab at who's behind this with the information we've got. Can't afford to stall forever while we're picked off."

Dave's lips curled into the slightest of smiles as Mia proposed fighting the Psyduck. "No, Mia, uh, better not. Yeah, the Psyduck's making up like a dozen significant figures out of thin air, but remember how we've talked about how attacking people will get you put in jail? That, but more so."...

Dave reached out for the bottle automatically, then hesitated. He gave the Scrafty a suspicious squint for a moment. Then he shrugged and took it, digging in his pocket for a bottle opener. "Thanks." Before taking a swig of the bottle, he added, "If I drop dead, jail him."