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You Know You Play Too Much Pokemon When...

FlareTheBlitz

The Glitch Doctor
Location
Writers Block Inc.
Pronouns
He/Him
Honestly, if I was driving by someone's house and saw a massive statue of an Arceus or something, I would immediately pull over, knock on their door, and ask for their autograph. That would be SO COOL.

- You refuse to exercise in any capacity unless you are playing Pokémon Go (If you're going to get fit, you might as well do SOMETHING productive).
- You have a spreadsheet that has the encounter rates of every Pokémon in every single Pokémon game (This is unfortunately NOT a joke).
- You have, on multiple occasions, said "Oh my Arceus" instead of "Oh my God," prompting a TON of confused looks from friends and family members.
- You are now looking to see if there are any artists on Kofi willing to make you a life-sized Arceus statue.
 
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K_S

Unrepentent Giovanni and Rocket fan
Maybe wait a little. They have lofesozed plushe jolteon vapore9n and flareob... it might be in the cards...

Hmm speaking of cards. You build a 3d holograph device that reads cards, projcts cards as pokemon amies , and take the result for walkies.

Heck you make the results game compatable and take your whole main game team out for walkies!
 

FlareTheBlitz

The Glitch Doctor
Location
Writers Block Inc.
Pronouns
He/Him
Oh my Arceus that's such a cute idea. Now I wanna see a Pokémon Tamagotchi that mimics Pokémon-Amie from the Gen 6 Games! Well now I gotta build one... heck.
 

SparklingBlue

Ace Trainer
Location
Questing through the Pokeworld
Pronouns
She/Her
--You speculate on XY's unanswered questions now that you know that Legends: Z/A takes place after XY.
 

FlareTheBlitz

The Glitch Doctor
Location
Writers Block Inc.
Pronouns
He/Him
Even though there's a bunch of new games for the Switch 2 you bought at launch, you're still just playing Pokémon Scarlet. (Real talk though, the Nintendo Switch 2 has no games...)
 
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