“And what of the husk you left behind for us to tend to?” The shade’s eyes flickered. It sounded... giddy? “Will you fade into oblivion if we destroy it? Or have you severed your mortal coil?”
"Eh?" That was about all Bahamut's Ultra Shade was going to get before he transitioned to what the others were saying.
"What happened to the meteor that was supposed to be out in Lush Prairie? What was up with that, anyway?"
"Oh, that thing? No clue. Picked it up for Giovanni and he did something with it, dunno what. I couldn't use it. Maybe some superweapon he never got to use. I've got something stronger anyway."
You got a name, or you cool with us just calling you That Shithead? And where should we be mailing your ashes back to after we kick you ass into next Wednesday? I got a feeling you ain't from around here. So what are we talking about? Telum? The other Cibus? Wherever the hell Red came from?
"Well hey, isn't my name something you're trying to figure out? Look at you, trying to trick me into giving that out. That's cute. Y'know, just for that, I'll let you know that I'm not from Telum. How's that sound? Give that Shield guy some peace for once."
How would we ever know that we found th'right person, then?
"Hmmm..." The spy sizzled at this. "Simple. Something doesn't seem right about them when you dig deeper. Maybe the way they behave, maybe their activities, maybe something you saw them do that they don't remember. Or maybe there's an inconsistency you guys haven't really explored..."
"An' if it is somethin' like that, how come th'fella ain't got more'n three agents, anyway?"
"What makes you so sure it's three?" he replied back with what was
absolutely a smirk. "The only one who told you that number for real was Giovanni himself. But hey, even I don't really know that one. I just know that I was the only willing subject. And look how that turned out, huh? He's in a cell trying to bargain for my capture, and I'm here taking advantage of all he's lost. Funny how that works.
"Well, anyway. I guess that's about all I really wanted outta this. Moment's gotten stale. You guys keep cleaning up Giovanni's mess. I'll be around. Oh, I'll definitely be around. Don't mess up too much."
He raised a limb, perhaps getting ready to go, when Owen suddenly shouted. "Wait!" And that was enough to pause. "I..."
A fuzzy sigh followed. "Make it quick."
"You saved Sword, right? And... you weren't really the one who corrupted her or anything?"
"Yeah, I said that. Sure, I made it worse before it got better, but it's not like I
wanted to--"
"Then thank you."
"Gh--" The staticky presence fizzled and crackled and shrank. It was smaller than most of the higher Legends, now, before returning to its distorted, full size. "What?"
"You didn't
need to save Sword, but you did anyway. That's got to mean something, right? ...And if that's repaying a debt, then I want to repay ours by saying thanks. For that. And if you ever want to talk it out..."
"Enough." His voice was icy. "Don't give me that." Then, addressing the others, he said, with finality, "If anyone wants to defect and work under me instead, wait at the hidden room in the Treasure Town dojo. You know the one. I'll turn up. And I'll make sure you don't get caught... if you're lucky."
And with a
zzt!, the fizzling presence evaporated in a blink.