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Non-Pokémon Windskull's Whumptober 2025 [Multifandom]

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Hello all! After some debate, I decided to Crosspost my whumptober fics for this year here, since whump is quite popular on TR LMAO. This post will serve as a table of Contents with the following information: Title - Prompt | Fandom | Characters (ships, if applicable) | content warnings. Most of these will be oneshots, but a few might be 2 or 3-shots. As they're generally standalone, they can be read in any order and picked and chosen from as sounds interesting to you. The only things of note are...

1, 2, 8, and 18 are all set in the same continuity
24 is set in a continuity that has not been posted to TR. But it is generally standalone.
27 is set in an au spinoff of the same continuity as 24. The key information will be in the fic, but extra context may be provided by reading the fic it spun off from.

  1. Together Alone - Yearning | Deltarune/Undertale | Tenna, Seam (Spamton/Tenna, Seam/Jevil) | mild gun usage
  2. Dreaming of a Worse Tomorrow - Prophecy | Deltarune/Undertale | Seam, Jevil (Seam/Jevil)
  3. Cold as Stone - Isolation | Deltarune | Ramb, Tenna | brief alchohol usage
  4. No Guide in the Dark - Loss of Powers | Deltarune | Spamton | mild violence
  5. Blue Paint - Quivering | Deltarune | Spamton
  6. Tangled Up - Caught in a Net | Bravoman | Reverse Anti-Bravoman | eye trauma, blood
  7. Crumbling Pedestal - Trapped with the enemy | Bravoman | Bravoman, Reverse Anti-Bravoman | injury, implied broken bones.
 
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Together Alone | Yearning | Deltarune/Undertale New

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Together Alone
Prompt: Yearning
Fandom: Deltarune/Undertale

Summary: Seam encounters another human affected by the sealing of all monsters underground.


“You're one of them! One of the magicians!”


Seam’s fingers tightened around their cup. The excitable teen in front of them stared with sparkling eyes. They wished he wouldn't.


The chatter around them died away as the eyes of the pub’s other patrons turned to look at them, waiting for their response.


They tugged at their brown cloak, the fur lining tickling their neck, ran a hand through their scruffy purple hair, and smiled wanly. “...Yes, I suppose I am.”


The teen broke out into a wide grin. “That’s so cool! What was it like? Did the monsters fight back?”


Seam let their one eye wander across the room, gauging the mood of the room. Several faces stared with awe, others with careful curiosity. A few cast pitying gazes. A few turned away with disgust. One man in the back of the room locked eyes with them behind thick glasses, then quickly averted his gaze.


“It was a group effort. I was but one of many, and it came at a great cost.” To demonstrate, Seam held up their hand. A few weak sparks jumped onto the table, dying away. It was all they could manage, and they knew soon they wouldn’t be able to do that. It was only a matter of time before the last, sputtering fumes of human magic died out. “It was just the way it had to be.”


One of the lad’s companions pushed his way to the front. “Please, let me buy you a drink! It would be an honor for a war hero such as yourself! I’m sure everyone would love to hear more!”


Seam didn't respond right away, taking a final swig of their drink and reaching into a satchel beneath their cloak to pull out a handful of coins, depositing them on the table.


“It's kind of you to offer,” Seam said, reaching for their staff — now little more than a glorified walking stick, “but I'm afraid I'll have to pass. I'm hardly a hero, after all. There were no winners in the war.”


After giving a bow to the patrons, they slipped out the door and into the dark of the night.


Gas lamps lit the main thoroughfare, casting the cobblestone street in an orange glow. Seam hurried down the road, their staff clicking each time it made contact with the stone. Exhaustion tugged at the back of their mind. Given they’d been recognized, it seemed like it was probably time to move on from this town. A shame; they’d quite liked the amenities. Perhaps they could still stock up on tea and a book in the morning before leaving. For now, they just wanted to sleep. It seemed like that was all they cared to do these days.


As they rounded a corner, back towards the inn they’d been staying at, their footsteps slowed. They could hear another set of footsteps coming closer. Someone was following them. Tightening their grip on their staff, they took a quick look at their surroundings before starting to walk again. Best to take this somewhere private. Away from prying eyes, in case it got messy.


Seam turned down a narrow sidestreet, walking far enough that they were enveloped in darkness, with only a spattering of torchlight and the moon to illuminate the scene. Only then did they stop.


“I know you’re following me,” they called without turning. “You may as well hurry it up.”


The sound of racing footsteps followed, pausing just a few feet away. They heard a shuffling noise, followed by the click of a gun before they felt cold metal pressed to the small of their back.


Seam smiled wryly. Surviving the war only to be gunned down by a human anyway. What a way that would be to go. “You should know this isn’t the first time I’ve had an attempt on my life. To whom do I owe the pleasure?”


“That’s none of your business.” The voice was masculine, seething with anger.


“Will it bring you peace, to kill?” The stranger didn’t respond. “Whoever it was you lost, it won’t bring them back.”


A hand roughly grabbed their shoulder, spinning them around before shoving them against the wall. The back of Seam’s head knocked against the brick. They grit their teeth, focusing on taking the stranger in. Although it was dark, they could make out some features.


Seam was by no means short, but the man had a good six inches on them, at least. He was lanky and dark in complexion, with pale, tightly curled hair that came down to his chin. His eyes hid behind thick glasses. Seam recognized him as one of the patrons from the pub.


“Well? Will you humor me with your name?”


The man stuck the pistol beneath Seam’s chin. His other hand kept Seam pressed against the wall, bunched in their cloak. When he spoke, they could smell alcohol on his breath.


“Hah hah. I think you’ve talked enough, magician!”


“What else do I have left, but my voice?”


“You really don’t know when to shut up, do you?”


“I’ve been told it’s one of my many flaws.” Seam chuckled humorlessly. “By all means, kill me if it makes you happy. I’ve been waiting to die for a while now. I’ve not much to live for these days. But if you’d prefer, I’d much rather have this conversation over a cup of tea, mister…”


The hand with the gun trembled. The man grit his teeth. “Anthony. Anthony Tenna. You took everything from me, you and the rest of those magicians.”


Seam’s expression shifted from a dark smile to pity. “Your name is familiar. You were a lord, before the war, were you not? Tell me who you lost.”


“You like to play mind games, don’t you?” Anthony accused. “Is that how you’ve evaded justice for so long?”


Seam let out a dramatic sigh. “Your guess is as good as mine. Who was it? Who were they to you, Ant?”


Anthony yanked them forward, so that they were standing forehead to forehead. “Don’t call me that! You don’t get to call me that!”


Whack!


In one fluid motion, Seam smacked Anthony with their staff. He let go, gun clattering to the ground.


“You’re not alone in your loss,” Seam said, taking a step back to pick up the flintlock pistol. They stashed it in their cloak. “We only did what we had to, to end the war. Even among the magicians, there were those of us that lost friends. Lovers, even. Including myself. I’d be happy to talk to you about it over tea. I’ll even give you your pistol back, when we’re done. It’s up to you.”


Anthony didn’t seem satisfied with that, as he lunged for Seam again. “Why aren’t you afraid?”


“Dearest Mr. Tenna, I have lived through a war and had to help seal my beloved away. I lost my magic as a consequence. I do not fear the day the reaper comes for me. Why would I ever be afraid of a solitary sad man with a gun?” They turned and started to walk. “Come now, the inn I’m staying at is this way. You may join me if you wish.”


It brought the smallest amount of joy to Seam’s cold and empty heart to hear footsteps follow them.




Neither of them spoke again until the tea was served, aside from asking how much sugar Mr. Tenna took his tea with.


Only once they were both seated, each with a steaming cup sitting in front of them, the teapot sitting between them at the center of the table, did Seam continue the conversation.


“So,” they began, cupping their hands around their tea, “I've heard a bit about you. A disgraced lord that spent his fortune outfitting the monsters. The only thing that saved you from the noose for treachery was your title, but in the end you lost all your possessions.” They paused, looking over the vivid red tailcoat Anthony was wearing, even if it was disheveled from their scuffle. “Well, almost everything.”


“Please, you don't know the first thing about me.” Anthony leaned back, and Seam could only imagine he was rolling his eyes behind those thick frames.


“Oh? Please enlighten me. What part of the story is false?”


Anthony clenched his jaw and didn't say anything at first, reaching down for his cup to take a sip of tea. Afterwards, he smiled, brow knit together. “There was never any arrest or trial. Could you imagine that? Me, in bindings, paraded around like some sort of… sort of… common criminal? No, I left under the cover of night. But I'm sure you understand that I can't go back. Nor can I let you spread knowledge that I’m here. That would be a disaster.”


“Yes, I'm sure it would be.” Seam leaned back cup in one hand and saucer in the other. They took a long draw of the tea. “Now then, the night isn't getting any younger.”


Anthony’s expression shifted, playful anger replaced with exhaustion that made his shoulders slump. He said nothing.


“Perhaps it would help if I told you my story first,” Seam said after a moment. “I used to travel with a band of street performers, a mix of human and monster magicians and the sort. I had a partner in my act, a monster who wasn't afraid to take risks for the sake of providing entertainment. He was incredible.”


They closed their eye, picturing their time on the stage, traveling the land. “I never met any other human or monster like him. Not a day goes by that I don't miss that handsome devil.”


“Then why did you help them?” Anthony’s voice cracked. “Why help create the barrier?”


Seam couldn't help the bitter exhaustion that seeped into their tone. “The monsters were fighting a losing battle and they knew it. The sealing was the only way to ensure their survival. At least… that’s what I tell myself.” Seam sighed and shook their head. “But I admit, without his light, I find my worldview growing darker, yet darker, and I wonder if there was any way to prevent this.”


They elected not to burden Mr. Tenna with the rest of their story, the way the war changed Jevil, or the dreams he'd shared with Seam in the months leading up to The Sealing, convincing them that this was the only way to save him. Even if… even if it meant living far apart. Not to mention the fight that had cost them their eye.


Anthony folded his hands in his lap, staring at the floor for a long time.


“His name was Spamton. My little mailman. Haha. That's how we met. He used to bring me my mail. We grew close. He always talked about wanting to be something more though.” He chuckled humorlessly “We wanted to be something more, throwing parties and entertaining the world over. But he was a monster and I was a lord. In this political climate? We could never make it official. I mean, could you imagine the scandal?”


He held his hands up, palms up, and shook his head with a rueful smile. “And then the war started. As things were, he couldn't work anymore. Then he got conscripted as a messenger. I'd go weeks without hearing from him, not knowing if he was still alive. I threw all the resources I could to help the cause.


“One day, when we were talking about the future, a telegram came to the house, addressed to him. I don't know what it said or how the sender knew to find him there, but it couldn't have been good. He raced out without a word. It was the last time I saw him.”


Anthony reached up to run his palm against each eye, wiping away thick tears. “I had to flee not long after. And then The Sealing happened. I don't know if he's even still alive. And now there's no way to find out!”


Seam’s heart broke for the man. At least they knew Jevil was alive. At least their colleague knew Gerson was alive. Mr. Tenna did not have that luxury.


“I am sorry the war took so much from you,” Seam finally said, their tone low and rasping. “There is not much I can say to provide comfort, but you are not alone. There are other friends and lovers that were torn apart. Others that may be able to relate. Some of them were there when the monsters were sealed. Perhaps they can provide closure.”


You were there,” Anthony pointed out. “Maybe you saw him. He’s humanoid, but also kind of bird-like, with wings and black and white feathers — mostly white. Please. He had to be there, right?”


Seam closed their eye. “There were many monsters there. I’m sure I saw some monsters with a similar description but… I cannot say if any of them were him, and I do not wish to provide you with false hope. I’m sorry. “


Mr. Tenna’s shoulders slumped before he forced a pained smile. “That’s. Fine. That’s fine! It’s not like I haven’t been living with the dread all this time. Who needs them anyway? Not us, apparently! We didn’t need magic either, given that we gave it all up over something! So! Stupid!” Anthony slammed his fist on the table. His (thankfully empty) tea cup clattered onto its side.


He immediately wilted. “...I miss him.”


“I know.”


“I’m never going to see him again.”


“I’m sorry.”


“Sorry doesn’t bring him back!”


“No, it doesn’t,” Seam agreed.


There wasn’t anything else to say. Seam poured themselves another cup of tea and settled back in their seat.


There was little they could do for Tenna. There was little that they could do for themselves. But… at least they could lend a listening ear. After their role in The Sealing, it was the least they could do.
 
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Dreaming of a Worse Tomorrow | Prophecy | Deltarune/Undertale New

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Dreaming of a Worse Tomorrow
Prompt: Prophecy
Fandom: Detarune/Undertale

Summary: The war between humans and monsters made it difficult for Seam to slip away and visit their beloved Jevil, so they took all the opportunities they could to meet. But this time, they realize something is wrong. Something is different about the way Jevil carries himself. And as they talk, Jevil begins to describe the strange dreams he's been having, dreams about the fate of humans and monsters.



Something was wrong. Seam could tell just from the look in Jevil’s eyes.


It had been weeks since they’d seen him last. These days, with the war raging like an inferno, it was rare Seam could sneak away from their duties. Especially when said duties pitted them against monster kind, in a war they wanted no part of, but found themselves embroiled in anyways.


Only by the grace of sympathetic colleagues, some of which found themselves in similar situations, did Seam get a chance to sneak away for these meetings. And even then, they had to be careful.


For Jevil, it was different. There were monsters that would judge him for seeking companionship with a human. But the real problem lay in taking a capable fighter away from the front lines, especially as casualties on the monster side climbed ever-higher.


Even in normal times, any change in Jevil’s demeanor would concern Seam. But the circumstances as they were only made them worry more.


Seam’s immediate thought was that the strange look on Jevil’s face had something to do with the state of things on the monster side. Bells jingled as he dropped down from the tree he’d been waiting in, tail twitching and eyes distant, the slightest of frowns on his face. He was quiet. Abnormally so.


“Jevil?” Seam began, dropping to their knees to be closer to eye level. They opened their arms to offer an embrace. Sometimes the jester took it, sometimes he did not. But they knew from experience that Jevil always wanted to be the one to initiate contact. “Is everything alright?”


A beat of silence followed, then Jevil’s gaze finally seemed to focus on them, his frown twisting to the slightest of grins. “OF COURSE, OF COURSE, NO TROUBLE AT ALL. NOTHING MORE THAN THE USUAL. EXCEPT, PERHAPS, A MATTER MOST QUEER THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE KNOWEDGE OF.”


The jester rocked on his heels, back and forth, but made no motion to move, so Seam shifted to sit in the grass, giving the clearing one quick glance before returning their attention fully to Jevil. “Well then, tell me about it, my dear. I am all ears.”


Jevil took a seat in front of them, sitting cross-legged. He tilted his head, the bells dangling from his horns jingling. “IT STARTED WITH A DREAM, A DREAM, THE SOUND OF A VOICE UNSEEN. MANY A MONSTER, IN AN ALL-ENCOMPASING DARK. THE HUMANS HUDDLE IN THE LIGHT. THEY THINK THEMSELVES SAFE, SAFE. THE MONSTERS TRAPPED, TRAPPED. BUT I WONDER. WHO IS THE TRAPPED AND WHO IS THE FREE?” He leaned forward, his smile faltering and gaze serious. “AND WHAT DOES IT SAY OF YOU AND ME, ME?”


Seam was not sure how to respond at first. They reached over for their staff, sitting it over their lap, then draped their arms over it, clasping their hands together. “Is this a riddle of some sort?” they began slowly.


“NO RIDDLE, RIDDLE, TRULY SOMETHING I'VE SEEN. BUT ONLY IN MY DREAMS.”


Well, that eliminated the least concerning reason. “Does it have to mean anything? Perhaps it is just a bad dream, a troubling side effect of the war we find ourselves in. I imagine it is… difficult, involved in the fight as you are.”


It was an extreme understatement. Seam wished they could take Jevil away from the fight. He was an entertainer. They both were! Meant to bring joy to human and monster alike! But instead they were trapped in this conflict, trapped on opposing sides. Seam swore an oath to protect the kingdom, a vow not easily broken. But for Jevil and the monsters, this was a matter of life or death. For now, they had not been called to war, only called to use their magic for healing. But who knew when that would change?


“PERHAPS, PERHAPS.” Jevil pulled back, his expression troubled. “BUT THERE WERE MORE. MORE DREAMS OF THE DARK, AND THAT BECKONING VOICE. A BECKONING VOICE THAT OFFERS A CHOICE. THE TRUTH AT A COST. FREEDOM TO SEE, SEE. WHAT WAS AND IS AND WILL BE, BE. THE END OF THE WAR OR, PERHAPS, MORE.”


Seam frowned, reaching for Jevil’s hand. “Dearest, these are dreams and nothing more. Does the fighting trouble you?” They shook their head quickly. How could they ask that? They already knew it did. “If it is so troubling, perhaps there’s another position you could fill?”


Jevil shook his head. “IT IS TOO LATE, LATE FOR THAT. THE VOICE CAME MORE AND MORE UNTIL I ACCEPTED ITS LITTLE FREEDOM. AND IN DOING SO, IT GIFTED ME MINE. I SEE NOW WHAT IS TO PASS IF MONSTERKIND IS TO BE SAFE.”


Unease prickled along Seam’s spine. They humored Jevil anyways. “What do you mean?”


“TWO WORLDS, DIVIDED BY LIGHT. A KINGDOM OF MONSTERS AND A KINGDOM OF MEN SEPARATED INTO LIGHT AND DARK, NEVER TO MEET AGAIN WITHOUT THE ANGEL’S WILL. BUT NOT WITHOUT COST. UEE HEE HEE! THE HUMANS LOSE MUCH IN A WAR OF DISTRUST.”


“Jevil… Are you sure you should be trusting these dreams of yours? Seam’s brow knit together. “Does it not all sound a bit farfetched to you. There’s no guarantee that any of this will happen. And I wouldn’t want you working yourself up over it.”


“BUT IT MUST, MUST. IT WILL, WILL. THE ECHOES OF FATE DRIFT EVER CLOSER.” He faltered, drooping with a sigh. He took a few steps forward, tossing aside Seam’s staff so that he could settle into their lap.


“I DO NOT WISH IT TO BE SO. HOW LONELY, LONELY I WILL BE WITHOUT YOU.”


“You won’t be,” Seam said sternly. They reached up to wrap their arms around Jevil. He closed his eyes and leaned into the touch. “Because I will do everything in my power to ensure it doesn’t come to pass. There has to be a way to end this war and still be together. There must be.”


“YOU ARE BUT ONE VOICE, A WHISPER IN THE WIND,” Jevil countered, tail swishing from side to side. “PERHAPS YOU CAN CHANGE FATE, PERHAPS NOT. YOU HAVE A CHOICE, CHOICE TO MAKE. TO ARGUE AGAINST THE SEALING, OR TO PLAY A PART. OR PERHAPS NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL. BUT, MY DEAREST SEAM, YOU MUST REMEMBER.”


He paused and, with a flourish of his hand, made a handful of diamond-shaped bullets appear before tossing them aside. Then he smiled a pained smile, a rare moment of fear that Seam had never seen before. “WHAT HAPPENS COULD BE A FATE MOST WORSE.”
 
Cold as Stone | Isolation | Deltarune New

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Cold as Stone
Prompt: Isolation
Fandom: Deltarune

Summary: His foot felt numb. He shifted his position to try and get comfortable and wake it up, but it wouldn’t move. Looking down, he realized it was… harder than it should be. He reached down to touch it, and found it cold and hard. Stone.

He was turning to stone.

Of course. Of course he would. He was never meant to be here. So why wouldn’t he?



Ramb couldn’t remember the last time he’d felt a lightner’s touch. It must have been years ago by now. He hadn’t felt a darkner’s touch in a long time either, for that matter. It wasn’t like he had any close connections in TV World, stuck behind the bar making drinks for uncaring employees or sleeping off his latest headache. Tenna getting unplugged had only made everything worse.


So when the dark fountain opened, when the lightners came, when Kris of all people, came, he allowed himself to hope that maybe things would change. He could set up the kind of games he remembered Kris liking, facilitate some real fun. Bring a smile back to their face.


He leaned over the counter as the lightners arrived in the green room, watching as they wandered around and spoke with some of the other crew with a fond smile. It was good to see Kris hanging out with friends. They were always such a lonely kid.


Finally, Kris made their way over to the counter for their prize and Ramb handed it over. They made small talk for a few minutes, and Ramb hinted at something special set up in the S-rank room, shooting Kris a wink.


But Kris’s expression never changed from that careful, neutral look. Kris never smiled, never showed any interest. Then they wandered back towards the stage without ever even entering the S-Rank room or acknowledging Ramb further. He felt his core break a little, shoulders slumped as he picked up a rag to polish the countertop.


Well, that was alright. Tenna was clearly intent on making them stick around for a while, for some reason. There would be time after the second, haphazard board.


But their conversation after the second board was even briefer. Kris came by to accept their prize, then they headed towards the exit. Ramb watched the argument with the zapper blocking the door with dull eyes. What was the point of trying? Kris clearly wasn’t interested in him. They weren’t interested in Tenna either; he could tell. They were just going through the motions. He could relate, but it didn’t make it hurt any less.


Things didn't get much further than that, though. The lightners were captured, then slipped away. Tenna called for all hands on deck. Ramb sighed and went out the back, but didn't make it further than the green room before Tenna stopped him.


“Ramb! There you are!”


He blinked up at Tenna with a neutral expression, unfazed by the looming CRT, and waited. “Let's make this quick. Come with me.” Tenna spun around and stalked towards the exit, giving Ramb little choice but to follow out into the snow.


As they walked, Tenna ranted to myself. “I can't believe the lightners would just run off like that! I mean, we were having so much fun! They're supposed to be having fun!”


“Maybe they found the boards boring,” Ramb suggested as they stopped under the tree Tenna kept up year round.


Shut up!” Tenna snapped, whirling on Ramb before his screen flickered. He stood up straight and fished in his coat pocket for a walkie talkie, which he dropped into Ramb’s hands. “What would you know about real fun anyway?”


Not much, apparently, Ramb thought, given his failure to entice Kris. Out loud, he said, “What am I doing out here?


“I'm so glad you asked!” Tenna gestured to a large prize capsule resting against the trunk of the tree. “I need you to keep an eye on dearest Toriel while I and the rest of the crew track down the other lightners. It is imperative that she doesn't wake up!”


Ramb took a step closer, putting a hand on the capsule. Sure enough, he could see Toriel through the clear top, snoring away on a royal purple throne. “You put her in a capsule?”


“Yes, yes, to keep her safe. Don’t worry, it’s got airholes.” Tenna waved a hand dismissively, already rushing back towards the studio. “I’ll be in touch! So don’t dare slack off!” Then the doors slammed shut, leaving Ramb out in the cold with Toriel.


He let out a quiet sigh, getting to one knee before sitting down against the capsule. Snow fell in quiet flurries around him. In the distance, the dark fountain pulsed, the distant glow cycling through different colors.


“Why didn’t you ever take me back?” Ramb asked, addressing Toriel despite knowing she couldn’t answer. “Kris hasn’t played with me in years. They obviously don’t need me anymore…” Although he wished that wasn’t the case. “And it’s not like I’m of any use to you. I’m not compatible with the darkners here, and I’m not useful in the light world either. I’ve known that for a long time.”


He was met with silence, and was content to leave it that way for a while. But eventually he let out a humorless chuckle. “It wasn’t like I didn’t appreciate you Dreemurrs, luv. Kris gave me a purpose in life. A way to be useful, when I wasn’t otherwise. But now?” He looked down at his hands, turning them over. “I might as well just be junk, yeah?”


A heavy feeling welled up in his chest. He tried to force it down, Instead, he let out a sob and rubbed at his eye sockets. He didn’t belong here. He never had. He was always on borrowed time. Always just waiting to be discarded the moment the lightners grew bored of him. He only wondered why he hadn’t realized it already happened.


His foot felt numb. He shifted his position to try and get comfortable and wake it up, but it wouldn’t move. Looking down, he realized it was… harder than it should be. He reached down to touch it, and found it cold and hard. Stone.


He was turning to stone.


Of course. Of course he would. He was never meant to be here. So why wouldn’t he?


The radio in his pocket crackled. “Ramb!”


Ah, right. Tenna.


He couldn’t muster up the energy to fake cheeriness. “What do you need?”


The CRT’s voice crackled over the radio. “How is Toriel?”


Ramb glanced up at the capsule. She still looked like she was sleeping peacefully. “She rolled over in her sleep,” he lied.


“WHAT!? She ROLLED OVER in her SLEEP!?”


“That’s what I said, innit?”


“Did you try the CLASSICAL MUSIC CHANNEL like I SAID!?”


“You didn’t say anything about that, mate,” Ramb replied with a frown.


“Well it was IMPLIED!” Tenna shouted at him. “You know she’ll be in GRAVE DANGER if she wakes up, RIGHT?”


Ramb suppressed a sigh. Tenna was really in one of his moods this time. He was going to be a pain later.


Oh, right. There wasn’t going to be a later for him. He was already turning to stone.


So why was he still putting up with Tenna?


“You know what, mate? I don’t have to deal with this,” Ramb replied, keeping his voice matter-of-fact. “I think I’m done.”


“What are you saying?”


“I’m quitting.”


“What? You QUIT!? You can’t Quit!!!”


Ramb tossed the walkie talkie aside, even as he heard Tenna shouting his name. With some effort, he struggled to his feet and began to limp inside, dragging his petrified limb behind him. The stone was slowly expanding, and he didn’t care to be out here when it happened. He could at least make it inside, right?


He left scuffs in the tile flooring as he reached the green room, then shuffled through the S-Rank room and into the entrance to his stand. At least he could have one last drink, maybe.


He tried to lift his left arm, but it wouldn’t move. He couldn’t feel it. It was stone.


Below the stand, he shuffled around glass jars until he found a squirreled away bottle of battery acid, something he saved for special occasions, or for when he was feeling really down.


Well, that certainly described the current moment. He downed a few hearty glugs, relishing the burn, then put it back under the counter. He didn’t want the kids to see evidence of him drinking if they came back through.


Twelve years trapped in TV world, only for it all to come to an end like this. Drinking alone in his bar, without anyone who cared. The pippins would probably raid the bar once they realized he was gone. They wouldn’t shed a tear. Tenna would be glad to be rid of his smart mouth. The zappers and shadowguys? Forget it. He might as well be window dressing to them.


As he felt the petrification reach his neck, he found he wasn’t scared. This was always how it was going to end, wasn’t it? Freedom was never in the cards for a discardable thing like him.


He hadn’t feared something like this for a long time.


He might as well have already been stone inside.
 
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No Guide in the Dark
Prompt: Loss of Powers
Fandom: Deltarune

Summary: Spamton attempts to navigate the darkness between worlds without his benefactor's guidance. It does not go well.


Spamton couldn’t remember the last time he wore street clothes like these. For so long it had been suits and ties and slacks, ranging from business casual to business formal. But now wasn’t the time for that.


He pulled the hood a little lower over his face and kept his head down. His hands went into the hoodie pockets, hiding the holes and plastic, segmented fingers. Like this, one might mistake him for a regular old addison, if perhaps a shorter one than usual. And he intended to keep it that way. The last thing he wanted was to be recognized, not in this state.


He never should have left TV World. But he did. Like a fucking idiot. Because he was afraid of what was to come. Because he was afraid of what Tenna would say when he found out the truth. And maybe he thought leaving would stop his benefactor from dropping him. Maybe it still could, if he begged and prayed and groveled. He already had, some. But first, he had to know. Had to be sure.


His benefactor had cursed him with an ironic appearance. Cursed him with the knowledge of the strings that, even now, tugged at him, urging him to turn back. He didn’t know how long he’d be able to resist their pull. But he had to be certain — had all his blessings been revoked, too?


Ahead, true darkness leeched into the wide green fields, swallowing the horizon. Spamton reached into his pocket for a small, handheld flashlight and flicked it on. It didn’t emit much light, but it would have to be enough.


Normally, he would have made the journey by car, head beams cutting through the deepest dark. It was safer that way, his benefactor had told him. Brighter lights, and a layer of protection between himself and the things that roamed the darkness between worlds. But as he looked at the way his hands trembled and felt the buzzing feeling of an oncoming glitch in the back of his head, he knew that wasn’t going to be an option. He’d never drive his way to the outskirts in his current condition, let alone make it through the dark.


Heaven forbid he had an accident and was seen in his current state. His image would never recover.


He stood still at the border between the dark world and true darkness, trying to feel his connection to TV World. Jevil used to make the journey between his dark world and here without anything. If he could do it, Spamton could. Sure, Jevil was technically stronger, but Spamton lied to himself and considered himself the more clever of the two. (He hadn’t come by to annoy him recently. Spamton couldn’t help but wonder why, but thought “good riddance” at the same time.)


Deep, artificial breath. Ignore the tugging feeling. He could do this. Even if he couldn’t feel the connection… he had to try. He had to try and get back. He had to be sure Tenna was okay. Because he wasn’t answering his calls, and he had no other way to check on him except going there.


He stepped into the darkness and kept walking forward. Or at least, he hoped it was forward; it was hard to tell in the void, with no anchor to guide him. But he tried anyway. Because he had to.


Soon Cyber World was a dim speck on the horizon. He kept walking. He remembered passing other specks along the way. Other dark worlds. Perhaps, if he paid attention, he could find them, recognize a pattern, and use them to navigate.


But all he saw was more darkness.


He paused, trying to reorient himself.


A shuffling noise from his right followed.


Spamton froze, a chill crawling up his back. His hands started to tremble. He forced himself to start walking again, faster this time, still trying to pinpoint the right direction in the dark.


The shuffling noise followed.


Don’t look back. Don’t look back!


He broke out into a sprint. A shrieking noise, like a thousand shattering mirrors sounded behind him.


Something latched onto his back, hitting with enough force to knock him prone. The flashlight bounced out of his grip.


Spamton screamed — a horrible, bitcrushed sound — as whatever was on his back clawed at him, poking through his clothes to scratch at his plastic. It hurt more than it should, like it cut right through him to the core of who he was. His body glitched in response, his vision exploding with patches of discolored pixels.


He fought through it and kicked himself forward, plastic fingers scrambling uselessly on the ground before he grabbed the light, and shone it on his back.


Whatever had grabbed him detached, giving him a chance to roll over and illuminate his pursuer.


He almost wished he hadn’t.


Spamton couldn’t find the words to describe the beast looming over him. If the void was pitch black, it was darker than dark, like a flat shadow, only visible because it blocked the light from passing through. It was at least twice his size, even before taking into account that it was floating, looming over him. Little vestigial arms (at least, that’s what he assumed they were), wavered, then tucked against its body. A slimy substance oozed from it, dripping onto his legs.


As he stared, fawning, smaller copies spawned in the air around it. They swerved to avoid the light, lunging at him.


He screamed again, waving the flashlight. It seemed to repel the little copies, and those that stayed in the light too long flickered and vanished.


But there were too many. He had to get out of here.


No longer worried about trying to find TV World, he turned and fled, trying to reach any dark world. Anywhere but the void. More of the beasts latched onto his back and he stumbled, waving his light to shoo them away. But only seconds later another would take its place, sending fresh agony down his back.


There. Ahead, a pinprick of light. A lighter patch in the darkness. That had to be a dark world. He just had to get there—


He tripped, sent sprawling again. This time, at least, he kept a hold of the light. Which was fortunate, as more of the spawn latched onto his body the moment he was down, anywhere they could. His arms, his legs, his back. He rolled over, thrashing, and one landed on his stomach. He smacked it with the light and it let go in a daze.


The moment he was free enough, he took off again. Running. Stumbling, waving the light wildly to ward off further attacks.


The patch of light grew closer… Closer… He started to make out details, like the dark, blue-black sky and neon wireframe— Cyber World. He’d somehow managed to end up back in Cyber World.


He chanced a glance over his shoulder as the green fields of the outskirts came into view beneath his feet. Whatever had been chasing him was gone.


Heaving, he collapsed to his hands and knees, trembling. Somehow, he’d made it back.


But this wasn’t TV World.


He looked himself over for injuries, but aside from a few scuffs, he seemed outwardly fine. But on the inside, everything hurt. Everything ached. Like he’d been torn apart by whatever that was.


Slowly, he struggled to his feet and turned around, staring back into the darkness. Then he looked down at his hands. Those plastic, segmented hands. The hands of a puppet.


He’d learned his lesson. Without his benefactor’s guiding hand, he’d never make it through the dark. And his benefactor wasn’t answering the phone.


Unless…


Maybe there was something he could use. Something that could cut through the dark. Maybe even further. With the power granted by lightner hopes and dreams… Maybe Neo could let him escape the dark entirely. Reach reality. Reach the light world. Reach heaven.


Pulling up his hood to make sure it covered as much of his face as possible, he turned and stumbled back towards the mansion.
 
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Blue Paint
Prompt: Quivering
Fandom: Deltarune

Summary: Spamton's shop needs a spruce-up if he wants to bring in the customers. At least, that's what he thinks. And a mural of the heaven he covets seems like the perfect subject.

Unfortunately, his body has other plans.


Spamton stared up at the drab, grey wall, arms at his sides.


He’d been working on setting up a shop in the dump, creating a little space for himself against the cinder blocks, hidden among the trash to keep it hidden from less understanding darkners. In the past week, he’d finally gotten it set up enough to open up shop, placing ads (little more than squiggles as his magic seemed to be on the fritz, but they were still eye catching) in the trash zone drop-off area to attract customers.


Unfortunately, so far his clientele had been a grand total of zero.


Sure, he struggled to bring in customers before, but they at least pity browsed. But he hadn’t even gotten that so far, not even from that trashcan darkner he always saw scurrying around the dump.


He needed to spruce the place up. Make it more friendly to customers instead of a drab little place with little more than a desk and a ratty chair. And he had the perfect idea in mind.


That’s how he ended up with a few cans of pilfered paint and a brush, staring up at the back wall. His desk had been scooted out of the way, his chair set aside nearby to climb on and reach the higher parts of the wall. Now it was just a matter of painting his mural, his reminder of everything out of reach that he wanted, needed. His heaven.


He dragged the can of blue paint to his side and tried to pry it open, but his stubby plastic digits couldn’t get under the metal seal. Grumbling, he scampered over to his desk, rustling around in the drawers until he found a rusty screwdriver. It would do the job. Wedging the flat end under the lid, he pressed down and popped the lid open. Bright blue paint stared back at him.


Dipping the brush in to get the bristles thoroughly saturated, Spamton started at the bottom, running the brush across in long, smooth strokes. He couldn't remember the last time he’d painted. It had been a long time since he’d had the spare time to indulge. Sure, he had time to do a doodle or a sketch here or there, but the time it took to paint was more involved. And in the last several months, he hadn’t been in the mindset to do any of that. Not with everything falling apart around him. Now, he wished he’d tried anyway. There was something relaxing about painting, soothing, almost.


But as he reached a point where he held his hand above his head, running the brush back and forth in sweeping arcs, his arm began to quiver, first with a slight tremor, but quickly turning to proper shaking. An ache started in his wrist, traveling up his arm and down into his fingers. He ground his teeth together, struggling to keep going, until a glitch buzzed through his body, his hand locking up, making him drop the brush. It smacked against the ground, spattering blue paint.


“[%@#$]!” he swore, taking his wrist in one hand and bending over to grab the brush with the other. He tried to grab it, but his hand shook, pain receding to numbness. Damn it, why couldn’t he do this?


Finally, he managed to close his fist around the handle, an improper grip, but it was all he could manage. He reached up to continue painting, his strokes uneven and messy. The pressure wasn’t right. But he had to finish this. He had to. It was just a part of business. He had to keep working through the pain. He always had.


But this type of pain was different. Before, it was just exhaustion and soreness, the after-effects of long, extra hours just to do enough to make rent. This was different. He hadn’t spent all day on his feet. Maybe he was a little tired, but that’s just the way things were when he had to catch shut-eye when he could. He should be fine. He should be able to do this! So why couldn’t he?


Why? Why? Why? Why? Why—


He stumbled forward, catching himself against the wall as another glitch rippled through his body. Stronger and longer this time, leaving him quivering worse than before. As it passed and he came back to reality, he realized he had leaned into the wet paint and hastily pulled away. But the damage was done. A big, splotchy hand print ruined the perfect, smooth, blue backdrop.


Letting out a frustrated cry, he hurled the paint brush at the wall, letting it clatter to the ground, and sat back, staring at his ruined, incomplete masterpiece.


How was he supposed to complete the mural if he couldn’t even hold a brush long enough to finish it? How was he supposed to get anything done with this god forsaken body?


Breathing heavily, he stood back up and lunged at the wall, running his fingers over the blue paint and leaving streaks.


“STUPID! [#%@!]ING!! [[paint.net]]!!!”


He spun around to kick the paint bucket. It didn’t budge. He kicked it again. It didn’t make him feel any better. He dipped his hand in and scooped up a handful of paint, hurling it at the wall. The splatters oozed down the cinder blocks, dripping down into the already painted area. With a grumble, he ran his hands over it to spread the drips out. Then he repeated the process again and again, until the bucket was half empty. Only then did he start to come to his senses, breathing heavily.


To his surprise, the majority of the wall was covered in bright blue. Not cleanly, mind you, with streaks crisscrossing the scene. But at least he’d managed to get something done. And for a moment, he almost felt sweet relief.


But then he looked down at his hands, completely covered in blue paint. He wiggled his fingers. They didn’t move right, joints gummed up by the drying paint oozing between them. More paint was splattered on his clothes, little blue splotches all over, the ends of his sleeves soaked.


No no no, what was he thinking? Now there was paint all over his blazer! How was he supposed to get this cleaned off? He didn’t have anything to clean it with and nowhere he could take it. Why? Why? Why? He brought his hands to his face, inadvertently getting more paint on his cheeks and in his hair. But he didn’t notice, too busy spiraling over his clothes.


As he dragged his hands down his face, his head snapped to the offending paint can. With a bitcrushed shout, he picked it up and hurled it at the wall, where it smashed against the cinderblocks then went rolling across the ground, spilling the remaining paint.


Only after standing in the midst of his destruction, heaving for breath, did the consequences set in. He looked at his stained hands and stained clothes, then to the stained floor and unfinished mural on the wall. It had taken ages to find that paint, and now he’d just wasted a bunch of it before he was even done. And why? Why?


He stared down at the paint spill slowly spreading across the floor, sneering at it like it had insulted him. He didn’t have an answer.


And as he slumped to the ground and stewed in the mess he the paint had created, his horrible puppet body still trembled.
 
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Tangled Up | Caught in a Net | Bravoman New

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Prompt: Caught in a Net
Fandom: Bravoman

Summary: Reverse Anti-Bravoman runs tests for his father, simulations of battles to learn Bravoman's skills. He thinks it a waste of time — their fighting styles are totally different — but he gets money for it, so he can't complain too much. He always comes out on top, after all. And he always will. He's too skilled to be defeated.

Right?



A/N: This one is set in Bravoman's "Reverse Universe" But since everyone here is from the reverse universe I chose not to append "reverse" to the front of their names. OK cool.

“Again!”

Anti grumbled under his breath, climbing back to his feet. He’d run this simulation at least a half-dozen times today, at his father’s request, and the result was always the same. He’d crush every binja his father threw at him. They were weak, all of them. Too flimsy. Too easy to crumple, Mass produced to overwhelm by numbers rather than by power.

He wasn’t sure what his father thought he’d get out of this. The idea was sound enough: Dr. Bomb needed data on Bravoman’s powers if he was to defeat him. Who better to run tests with than his own son, who shared powers with said hero?

Except, in Anti’s humble opinion, it was all a waste of time. He was the more skilled of the two, and knew they fought totally differently. Observation showed him that. But hey, his dad paid him for it, and how else was he going to afford his limited-edition figurines?

He strode to the center of the room, breathing heavily, not having caught his breath from the last simulation. Maybe that’s what his dad was testing: endurance. Well, that was just fine. He could endure anything.

A green light clicked on above the door and it slid open, revealing a fresh set of binjas. Eight this time, from the look of things. He took a deep, steadying breath as they got into position, surrounding him. Each held some sort of weapon — mostly stereotypical ninja weaponry like kunai or bo staffs, the kind of weapons you’d expect out of a children’s cartoon about mutated turtle martial artists. But a couple held gun-like weapons. Knowing his dad, there was a pretty good chance they were net launchers.

The intercom crackled above him, then his father’s voice rang out. “Begin!”

Anti sprang to the right as the binja directly to his left charged, swinging its staff in a wide arc. He ducked beneath the blow, shooting out one foot to sweep it off its feet. Then he dropped and rolled to avoid another one, stretching out his other leg to hit it square in the chest. The metal dented beneath the strength of the blow, and the robot crumpled to the ground.

He scrambled back to his feet, diving through the gap his attack had opened to put some space between himself and the other robots. Two of them charged after him, while the other four hung back, the two with the gun-like weapons taking aim.

A dodge to the right avoided the left attacker while he blocked the other with the hard part of his gauntlet-like gloves. He grabbed its arm with his other hand, twisting it around and using it as a shield against the other binja. Then he kicked it away, sending them toppling to the ground together. He finished the fight with a hard stomp to each of their heads, disabling the processing unit.

He looked back up to ascertain the position of the remaining units. The first one he’d knocked over was back on its feet now, rushing at him. He didn’t immediately see the others. They must be taking a wide approach, or else they were taking cover, hiding behind terrain.

Using his strength to leap over the charging robot, he quickly swept his gaze across the room. He spotted one binja taking cover behind some of the terrain, and another approaching from the left. A third was chasing after the one with the staff…

But where was the fourth?

He had approximately three seconds to spot it, its weapon aimed, before the net collided with him mid-air, knocking him off course.

The ground rushed up to meet him, and he skidded to a stop, trying to twist free of the net. But the more he struggled and thrashed, the more he became entangled in the mesh. His legs got stuck together, and he let out a frustrated yell, fingers pulling and twisting to no avail.

After a moment, he had to stop to catch his breath, panting on the ground. And the moment he did, he felt a foot planted on his chest and a staff pressed against his throat.

He twisted his head to get a better look, realizing he was surrounded now by the remaining Binja. Heaving for breath, he tried to struggle free, but the binja put more pressure on his chest. Between that and his tangled limbs, it did no good.

Just to make sure he was down, one of the binjas kicked him in the ribs. He gasped and recoiled at the sharp pain; even with the relative protection of the suit, he would feel that in the morning.

The pressure was still increasing. It was getting harder to breathe. “H-hey, wait!” he wheezed. “This is just training. S-stop it! I can’t—”

It happened so quick, he didn’t have a chance to react. A boot came down on his head, just like he would have done to disable the bots. His visor cracked and shattered under the pressure. White-hot pain made his vision blur. Something was said above him, but his ears were ringing. He groaned and tried to move.

Suddenly the pressure on his chest went away.

Slowly, the ringing faded, and the blotches of white in his vision went away. But something was still wrong. Like something was in his eye, blocking most of his right-side vision.

He was vaguely aware of someone tugging at the net he was wrapped up in. shifting it around. Suddenly, it was pulled away from his head and torso, then they set to work freeing his legs. He turned his head and saw Benjamin, face as unexpressive as always, pulling the last of it away.

The cyborg let out a series of musical notes, ending with a higher note like a query, then offered out his hand. Though dazed, Anti took it and let him drag him to his feet. He would ask what happened, but he knew Benjamin couldn’t answer with anything but music, so he didn’t bother, instead limping with the robot out of the room.

His father was nowhere to be seen outside. Of course he wasn’t. All too happy to put him through the wringer, but disappearing the moment something went wrong, leaving him to limp to the bathroom to clean up. At least Benjamin helped him get that far. It wasn’t like he couldn’t walk, but he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t dizzy. He left right after, of course. But at least he had the decency to help when it was technically soldier robots under his command that had caused the damage.

There, he finally got a chance to look at himself in the mirror, horrified with what he saw.

Half his visor was shattered, the right side. Ink-like blood ran down his face from a cut over his eye. And he couldn’t be sure with all that blood, but he wouldn’t be surprised if the eye itself was damaged, the way his vision was messed up.

He leaned forward until his forehead rested against the mirror, taking heaving breaths as he tried to quell his panic. This was fine. This was fine, actually. He’d have a badass scar to commemorate the occasion. He could make up a totally cool story about some awesome, heroic accident that caused it and pretend it wasn’t his own fault for losing track of enemies in a fight. He’d never do that. He couldn’t. He had to be perfect. The best hero. He was the best hero. Better than Bravoman. Better than anyone.

He repeated that mantra to himself as he washed the blood away, bandaging up as best he could. It would keep him going.

When he finally made it back to his room, he found no note, no formal apology. Just the promised money, left on his bed, with a few extra bills than normal.

He didn’t know if that made things better, or worse.
 
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Crumbling Pedestal
Prompt: Trapped with the Enemy
Fandom: Bravoman

Summary: Bravoman and Reverse Anti get trapped in a basement after an old building comes down on top of them in the middle of a fight. Perceptions of each other are challenged.

Bravoman roused to a dull ache over his entire body. His vision swam as he forced himself to his knees, bringing one hand to the side of his head.


“Anyone get the license on the truck that hit me?” he groaned, shaking his head as he tried to reorient himself and remember what happened. He was in a dark room — or room of sorts, at least. A spattering of light filtered down from above, illuminating the space just enough that he could take a look around. He spotted stone and debris, old electrical equipment, the unconscious form of Reverse Anti-Bravoman, ratty old furniture — wait.


His head snapped back to Reverse Anti, who was slumped over a rock pile, out cold. It all came back to him at once. He’d been fighting Dr. Bombs latest upgraded attack bomber when he’d spotted the villain skulking about near an old, abandoned hotel. He’d wrapped up the fight with the giant robot before chasing him inside, but the wood panels of the flooring had given out, sending them both tumbling down here.


Annoying, but that wasn’t so bad. All he had to do to escape is stretch back up to the hole and leave, right? Except, as he looked back up, he couldn’t spot any holes large enough to be the hole they’d fallen down. But that didn’t make sense? It should be immediately visible, shouldn’t it? Unless…


The ceiling creaked, showering Bravoman with a cloud of dust.


Oh right, he’d knocked the robot onto the building. It must have collapsed the building on top of them. Which meant… Getting out might not be so easy.


A groaning noise brought him out of his thoughts. He turned back towards Reverse Anti, who was finally stirring. The antimatter clone brought a hand up to the right side of his face, sliding it under the visor to rub at the skin around his eye. He, too, took a slow, bleary look around the room, only to freeze and stare at Bravoman as soon as he made eye contact. Bravoman was inclined to stare back.


Reverse Anti scrambled to his feet, swaying unsteadily for a few precious seconds before jabbing a finger in Bravoman’s direction. “You! What did you do?”


“What did I do? You’re the one that started the fist fight!”


“Only because you were chasing me! Where are we?”


“Good question. I think we’re in the hotel basement.”


“In the…” Reverse anti paused. The antennas on either side of his helmet drooped as he seemed to think about it. “Actually, that’s pretty sound logic.”


“Yeah. I can’t think of anywhere else. But it looks like the way we fell might have caved in, so we’re going to have to find another—” He was cut off when a sucker punch smacked him in the jaw, sending him stumbling. He threw his arms out to catch himself, then pushed back to his feet and held a hand to his jaw.


He whirled back to see Reverse Anti retracting his arm, expression seething. “What’s the big idea? I was trying to discuss a way out of here!”


“I don’t need your help, cheater,” Reverse Anti snarled, shifting back into a fighting stance.


Bravoman let out an exasperated sigh. “Really? Could we maybe not do this when we’re trapped?” Reverse Anti didn’t respond. “Fiiine. You asked for it.”


He launched himself at the false hero, arms outstretched. Reverse Anti dodged to the side, so Bravoman used one stretchy arm to pivot, spinning back in Reverse Anti’s direction. His opponent jabbed at him, and he blocked the blow with his gauntlet before tackling reverse Anti to the ground. They rolled together in the debris, until Bravoman’s back struck a pillar. More dust rained from above, followed by a creaking noise.


Bravoman had just enough time to say “Wait—” before the ceiling above them caved, raining debris down from above. He squeezed his eyes shut and held his hands above his head, pelted with wood and stone, and heard Reverse Anti let out a yelp.


Only once the debris seemed to stop did he dare to lower his arms and open his eyes. Wood and cement and plaster littered the ground around him. But he was, ultimately, barely harmed. Clearly, the universe still favored him.


The sound of heavy breathing dragged him out of his thoughts. Right, he wasn’t here alone. Sitting up, he noticed Reverse Anti on the ground nearby, propping up his torso with one arm while he twisted and tried to knock debris off his back with the other.


While the worst of the debris had spared Bravoman, that didn’t seem to be the case for Reverse Anti Wooden planks and chunks of cement had landed on and around him, with one particularly large chunk pinning his legs to the ground. As Bravoman watched, he twisted as best he could and stretched his arms, trying to push the stone off his legs. He huffed, arms trembling as he managed to lift it an inch or so, only to lose his grip. He let out a strangled cry as the stone fell heavily back onto his legs.


Bravoman winced, sucking in a breath through his teeth, and Reverse Anti suddenly seemed to remember he was there., snapping his head back to face him. “What?!” he snarled, voice pitched with distress. “What do you want?!


After a few seconds of hesitation, Bravoman started to scoot closer, but Reverse Anti swiped at his legs with his hands, making him stop in his tracks. “That, uh. That looks painful,” he said dumbly.


“You think?” Reverse Anti growled. He dug his fingers into the cement and tried to drag himself free, but it didn’t budge. Then he twisted back around and tried to push it away again, muttering obscenities under his breath.


Suddenly, Reverse Anti didn’t look like the formidable enemy Bravoman had come to expect, but instead a pathetic, panicked man, desperate and afraid. But it seemed like he was too proud to ask for help.


Bravoman could just leave him here to sort himself out. It was probably what he deserved. But no, that wasn’t a heroic thing to do.


“You, uh, need help with that, bud?”


“No!!” Reverse Anti screeched, slamming his fist on the chunk of cement. “I don’t need you! Or your help! Or your stupid luck that lets you get out consequence free!”


“You sure?” Bravoman asked, leaning closer, flashing Reverse Anti a coy grin. “You look like you could use it.” He watched fury flash across Reverse Anti’s features, and felt only the tiniest bit guilty about the satisfaction it brought him. Was this what Brave Man felt like when he antagonized him? No wonder he kept doing it.


“I mean, if you’re sure, I could just go and leave you here to sort yourself out. Or send Bravowoman to round you up.”


“Fffffuck you!”


“Hey, hey hey! We like to keep a pg rating around here!” Bravoman said with a frown, crossing his arms. “That’s like, at least pg-13 language.”


“Do I look like I care?! I can’t feel my fucking legs!” Reverse Anti spun back around, huffing as he tried to push the boulder free, muttering under his breath. His movements became more frantic, the longer Bravoman watched, until his satisfaction died away, replaced with pity.


This was the man that kidnapped the Bravoman of his universe. Who brought his world to ruin to stoke his ego and hero complex. Heck, Reverse Anti even tried to imprison him, too. And yet, at the moment he didn't look like the danger Bravoman knew he could be; he looked frightened and in over his head, almost like his Anti-Bravoman.


Bravoman crossed his arms, tilting his head from side to side until he came to a decision. He took a few steps until he was staring at the chunk of cement, looking it over.


It was a good two to three feet across in both directions and at least six inches deep. On one side, pieces of rebar poked out, bent at the end.


“Geeze, this place is really falling apart,” Bravoman grumbled. “Did we really do that much of a number on the old building?”


“Did you forget the giant robot you abandoned fighting just to chase after me?”


“Hey, I didn’t abandon fighting it! I took it out first!” Reverse Anti gave him a deadpan stare. Bravoman gulped. “I did! I knocked it out!”


“Yeah. Right on top of the building, idiot.”


Bravoman huffed, crossing his arms. “Look, do you want help or no?”


Reverse Anti glared and said nothing for a moment, before his anger shifted to unease. “What's the catch?”


“The catch is that if I help you out, you don't attack me.”


“Seriously?” Reverse Anti barked out a harsh laugh. “Do you think I’m stupid? You think I’m just going to let you drag me out of here?”


Bravoman shrugged and turned around. “You’re choice, pal.” He started to walk away, looking up towards the ceiling for an opening. It looked like more of the building had collapsed where the ceiling had caved in, so that wasn’t going to work…


“Wait!!”


Reverse Anti’s voice cut through his thoughts. He turned back to see that his doppelganger was looking away, antennas drooping. “I suppose if the alternative is remaining stuck, that I will allow you to assist me. But this truce is only temporary!”


Fully turning around, Bravoman strolled back. “I expected it to be. You’ve proven to be too stubborn for your own good, anyway.”


“I don’t need your lecture!” Reverse Anti spat. “If I were in a better position, I’d have enough leverage to get this off! Then you’d be sorry!” He twisted around to prop his hands against the cement chunk and waited.


“Sure you would,” Bravoman said with a roll of his eyes. Still, he stooped down to press his palms against the edge. “On three. One… Two… Three!” With all his strength, he heaved upwards, lifting the chunk a few precious inches. Geeze, this was heavier than it looked. This was one of those moments where he really wished he had Bravowoman’s levels of enhanced strength.


Still, it was enough. Reverse Anti pushed off against the block, giving him just enough leverage to push himself out of the way. As soon as he was clear, Bravoman let the block drop with a heavy thud that sent a cloud of dust into the air.


Reverse Anti hissed through his teeth as he dragged himself over to the pillar, using it to try and prop himself up. But he’d only made it up to his knee before one of his legs gave out, only his grip on the pillar keeping him from collapsing entirely.


Now that it was free, Bravoman could see that the villain’s leg seemed off, twisted at an awkward angle. He sucked in a breath. “That doesn’t look good.”


All he got in response was a glare before Reverse Anti tried to put pressure on it again, only to let out a pained scream as it gave out again. “Don’t. Say. A word.” He let himself sink back to the ground, breathing heavily as he leaned over to get a better look, running his hand over he leg, hissing when he found the tender spot near the ankle. As it was, Bravoman wasn’t sure if it was broken or not, but he definitely wasn’t walking on it any time soon.


He shouldn’t feel pity for Reverse Anti. Not after everything he’d done. Not when half of this was his fault. But watching the man tremble as he tried to drag himself to his feet again, despite the injury that clearly shouldn’t be walked on, well… it was hard to feel anything other than pity.


Sighing, Bravoman offered out his hand silently. Reverse Anti stared at it as if he’d been slapped.


“You’re supposed to hate me,” Reverse Anti snapped, shrinking away from the offer.


“Uh… yeah?” Bravoman replied. “Who said I don’t? But you look like you need a hand, and it wouldn’t be very hero-like to leave you here when you need help, now would it?”


Reverse Anti’s expression was unreadable. His eyes darted between the offered hand and Bravoman’s face. Then, after a long moment, he gingerly reached out to take his hand. Gingerly, as if he thought it was an animal that would bite if he moved too quickly.


Bravoman gripped it tightly, hauling Reverse Anti to his good foot, then helping sling his arm around his shoulder for support, so that the injured leg didn’t have to touch the ground.


“Look. I don’t like you. You hate me. And if you try to snake your hand around and choke me I will kick your injury, so don’t even think about it. Let’s just figure out how to get out of there, okay? Then we can worry about all of that.”


For a second, Reverse Anti looked like he was going to argue. Then he averted his gaze and let out a gruff, “Fine.”


Satisfied for the time being, Bravoman started taking slow steps towards the edge of the room, keeping an eye out for stairs or openings in the ceiling. All the while, Reverse Anti’s fingers dug into his shoulder tightly, shaking with strain. Maybe he was more hurt than he let on.


“Don’t think me weak, Bravoman. As soon as I’m well enough, I’ll make you regret this.”


“Oh, joy.”


They couldn’t get out of here soon enough.
 
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