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The title says it all! Take a song you like, and convert the lyrics into overly-verbose thesaurus hell. 
As a bonus, link the song and include the original lyrics, if you can!
Song: The original Pokemon theme song (season 1, Indigo league, English dub)
As a bonus, link the song and include the original lyrics, if you can!
Song: The original Pokemon theme song (season 1, Indigo league, English dub)
I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Pokemon!
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Pokemon!
I wish to become the greatest of all time,
As no other person has ever achieved in all of history.
Containing these individual creatures is the true trial that awaits me,
And coaching them to their utmost potential is the meaning of my life.
In my quest I will venture forth across the continent,
I will investigate places both distant in length and horizontally large.
Every single Pokemon must be acquired through these means in order to perceive
A singular force that is contained within each and every one of us.
We must contain all Pokemon that exist!
The individuals therein are you, my friend; and additionally, myself.
I am fully aware that this is my destined path.
Pokemon! They are my most truest of companions,
In this world that we must protect from devastation.
We must contain all Pokemon that exist!
My heart is of the purest and truest quality imaginable.
Our bravery and perseverance will allow us to persist even in the direst of circumstances.
Educate me on the things that only you have knowledge of, and I in turn will share my own personal knowledge in order to further your understanding.
We must contain all Pokemon that exist!
Very much, contain all that may exist!
Pokemon!
As no other person has ever achieved in all of history.
Containing these individual creatures is the true trial that awaits me,
And coaching them to their utmost potential is the meaning of my life.
In my quest I will venture forth across the continent,
I will investigate places both distant in length and horizontally large.
Every single Pokemon must be acquired through these means in order to perceive
A singular force that is contained within each and every one of us.
We must contain all Pokemon that exist!
The individuals therein are you, my friend; and additionally, myself.
I am fully aware that this is my destined path.
Pokemon! They are my most truest of companions,
In this world that we must protect from devastation.
We must contain all Pokemon that exist!
My heart is of the purest and truest quality imaginable.
Our bravery and perseverance will allow us to persist even in the direst of circumstances.
Educate me on the things that only you have knowledge of, and I in turn will share my own personal knowledge in order to further your understanding.
We must contain all Pokemon that exist!
Very much, contain all that may exist!
Pokemon!
