The adventures of magical girl, guzzling guzma.
Very_Tired_Person
Self-proclaimed sleepyhead
- Location
- inside a giant coffee mug
- Pronouns
- he/his
The following Monstrosity is a full compilation of a story made on the game-night channel of the Thousand Roads Discord server. Anyone could pitch in, and add a word to the story. You could do this as much as you wanted, as long as two of your words were not back to back. The end result was, as you will soon realize, absolute pandemonium. I've messed around with colors to add a little more to the text, and changed maybe two or three punctuation errors, but it is otherwise a carbon copy of the actual result of our combined endeavors.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Guzma guzzled down Guzzlord. Screaming, he also ran into Giovanni, who frowned because his Persian had transformed into meowth. "What!?" Meowth said. "I'm scared. Gio please don't go sledding. Something is behind you." Giovanni turned. Towering above him was Guzma, guzzling Guzzlord rapidly. "Stop!" shouted Giovanni. "You owe me nine million e g g s."
Guzma began laying Guzzlord down on the lava. Eggs popped, cooking them alive. Giovanni ate omelettes with red sauce and Combusken meat. Guzma snarled. "You monster, begone. Lamers are not gamers. Gio, more doritos!" Giovanni roars like Cutiefly raging pilots. "Now, LIVE or love me!" Guzma screamed. Guzzlord growled growlingly, growling, "Growler, you growling, gormless greasy gremlin grubby grassy goblin. Go guzzle some salty soda from Sears, now." Giovanni dabbed passionately. "Do you devour memes elegantly?" "No! I enjoy moonwalking to work." Said Guzma. He turgled. "Fool, work your booty instead." "Wha -buffet!" cried Pikachu, "There's too much rice in this buffet! Kill time by zapping Dialga, so gods everywhere t-pose constantly. That slaps!" So the dancing torterra cha-chaed and died. "RIP." said Guzma angrily. He grabbed Giovanni aggressively and poured Gatorade into Giovanni's eyes. "AHHHHHHH!!!!!!" he screamed, "You will drink Gatorade!"
"No, you Dorito-shaped Mewtwo!" Giovanni punched Red and poured coffee over his Mewtwo's eyes. "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mewtwo shrieked in agony, teleporting Giovanni into Alola. "Alola, motherfuckers," Gio said, cheerfully. He ran to Kalos and murdered countless chickens. His knife was orange, embedded in Lysandre's blood. "Ow," Lysandre spueaked. It slapped because songs are groovy and based. The knife yawned. "I'm sleepy, papa, you're dying now. Please subscribe and like the video. Thanks!" Gio disliked tiktok, so he deleted existence of all teenagers. Lysandre nodded appreciatively. "Thanks bae." They walked hand in hoof, neighing joyfully. Everypony, bazinga'd, nay neighed, and whipped. "I hate sand, it tastes like rocks and suffering, mixed with egg." Gio senpai, twirling his eyelashes, began singing like Muk smells. So -me BODY once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the dullest Geodude pasta. Nom. What the Muk did we make today?
"Magic."
"Pixies."
"Dreams."
"And lots of spaghetti!" Mewtwo clapped passionatly. It levitated like wind in July. The music lit like Chandelure. Beats by Dreepy Onyon Plantet? EMERGENCY! Guzma ran into the hospital and said "Mother, you are killing me?"
"Eventually."
"Now : )"
"Yay!!"
"Nevermind." And so they realized that Snom was a god who possessed Pokemon. When flygon arrived at the dance, and belly flopped onto some fragile Pikachu, screams echoed through the v͐ͪͣ ͬͫ͊õ̽ͯ ̑̈́ͤi͋ͨ̃ ͑̑ͬdͥͯ̀. Bright lasers erupted from the eyes of the cake which had flipped onto Arceus' face, exploding into more lasers. Unova was covered in narwhals who played soccer and kick potatoes. Hydreigon nuked the solar panels, screeching “DIE!!!”
Explosions rang out, stabbing Ghetsis in the toe. He died in agony.
"Arrrrrghhhh!!!"
He charged the defendant and said “Hold up y’all, i just accidentally warbenscharled Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Gaming?” he broke his lung which, wow, is kinda strange, but the archen baked pies. Magikarp splashed onto stunfisk. “Ow! Oh, berrycrackers,” they hollered to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. Then they waited until the KRAKEN used Draco Meteor on darkwhite and beans died at the opera. Pears fell along the snackbar and multiplied by 1,000,000, causing bidoof to dynamax into Gigabidoofmon after sunset. And heck, why bother? Let’s eat everyone and then dab while wearing fedoras. So they travelled to Ransei for ramen! Their ramen was spicy.
“Excellent, we have ingested many nutrients ... albeit we have also ingested ourselves. During our massacre we decided to break a leg despite bees dancing Guzma."
