DeliriousAbsol
*Crazy Absol Noises*
Book 0 - Memory Leak
Chapter One
Chapter One
Deep, pulsing music filled the small ship as the green hedgehog nodded along to his music, tapping one hand on his knee while the other rapped on the dashboard. Fluffy clouds rolled past his ship, tinted with a dramatic spray of red and orange as the sun set ahead of him.
The music cut out abruptly to be replaced with a shrill tinkle, and Manic cast a disgruntled look at the computer's speaker.
"What is it, Navi?" he asked.
'We shall shortly be arriving at Pulse City,' replied a female voice. 'Will you be wanting to make any last minute preparations?'
"Nah, that won't be necessary." He twirled his laser around one finger and leant back in his seat. "I've got everythin' I need."
'Are you sure?' the computer asked. 'It has been exactly two months and fifteen days since you last stepped foot in Pulse City. After what happened-'
"Not necessary," Manic affirmed. "Just get us there safely. I know how to look after myself. Been doin' so for years. You know that."
'As you wish.'
Navi's voice cut out, allowing the music to take over again. A grin spread across Manic's face and he tapped away at his leg again.
"Oh yeah. That's my jam."
Ahead of him, Pulse City's familiar skyscrapers and neon billboards appeared out of the clouds, and deep in the centre stood the city's Chaos Amplifier, its bulb blinking green and blue as it spread the Chaos Network across Pulse City.
Manic leapt from his seat, leaving Navi to guide his ship into Pulse City's docks while he double and triple-checked over his haul. All bagged up and secure. Fantastic. He grabbed his black cape and matching eyemask from the coat peg and was just putting them on as the ship came to a halt.
Navi's voice rang out once more. 'We have now arrived at Pulse City. Please take care, Manic, and have an enjoyable stay.'
"Oh, I shall." Manic winked at the speaker by the hatch. "I'll be back in a few."
Before she could accuse his statement of making 'no sense whatsoever', he dropped onto the docks and closed up the hatch. Curious eyes flashed in his direction, followed by a few sneers from the passing space pirates. He grinned back at them, making sure he knew where his laser was. That way they would also know and keep their distance. They weren't his targets. His target was the Black Market. The first port of call for any self-respecting Phantom Thief.
The Black Market stood at the end of one of Pulse City's busiest roads, a good walk on from the Scarlet Lounge. Its neon sign hung at an awkward angle above the gaping door, its roof resembling that of a black tent. Voices filled the inside as space pirates and mercenaries gathered around the various market stalls. Shouts came from some of the markets as the sellers announced their wares, or announced prices for the most wanted items of that day.
Manic had his sights set on one stall in particular. A stall for fresh robot parts. The seller, K, sold them as upgrades and enhancements for home robots, or even to enhance EggTech. Not that GUN ever visited Pulse City. But they had their contacts.
Manic pushed his way between a sly-looking coyote and a massive rhinoceros and dumped his bag onto the table. K fixed his pale blue eyes on Manic and removed a thin cigarette from between his beak.
"Manic!" Despite his tone, he didn't look remotely impressed. "Not seen you in weeks. Thought you were dead."
"Not today." Manic opened his bag and let the contents roll out onto the crow's table. "I've got some parts I took from a Strider Drone. Took out a couple of fliers, as well." He tossed one of the chopper blades towards K to make his point.
The crow caught it and gave it a quick check-over. "Not bad." He then peered at the hedgehog over his spectacles. "But I thought Phantom Thieves didn't specialize in 'robot hunting', Manic."
The hedgehog shrugged. "Who said I hunted them? I took them off some wealthy mayor who kept them in his garden in Rave City."
The rhinoceros snorted, spraying the hedgehog with spittle. "That were you?!"
Manic grinned up at him and winked. "Of course! He didn't exactly put up much of a fight, either."
Creases appeared along the coyote's muzzle and Manic found himself locked in twin glares from the two space pirates.
"Not exactly somethin' someone should brag about," the coyote said in a nasally voice.
"What?" Manic shrugged again. "Just because space pirates haven't got the gall to rob the rich and famous?"
The rhinoceros tugged at the hems of his gloves then balled his fists together, ready to pummel the smaller hedgehog. Manic raised his hands and laughed, trying to calm the space pirate and failing miserably.
"Just pay the man," the coyote spat at K. "Before Crusher here turns him into a smear on your tablecloth."
The crow tutted and reached into his belt pouch. "I'll give you five thousand credits for the lot."
Manic swiveled towards him, turning his back on the enraged rhinoceros. "Five thousand?! That's worth at least ten!"
"Seven." K met his eyes and popped his cigarette back between his beak. "And that's my final offer."
Manic sighed, casting a wary glance back at the space pirate looming over him. He thought he heard his knuckles crack. "Fine. I'll take it. But you're screwin' me over, K. I'm gonna find me a new buyer."
The crow tapped on his computer and Manic's visor flared to life. Seven thousand credits had been added to his account. K didn't even blink at the hedgehog's security measure.
"Pleasure doin' business with ya." K flashed him a grin and tucked the bag beneath his table.
'Great,' Manic thought as he left the table. Now he'd need a new bag.
He strolled out of the market, glancing back to make sure Crusher and his lackey weren't tailing him. Then he made a beeline for Scarlet Lounge. A nice, cold beer sounded like a treat after a long ride through Mainframe's skies.
The bar was bustling with its patrons, some familiar some not so familiar. The Hooligans, a bunch of unruly space pirates, were sat around their usual table arguing with a pair of skunks. He gave them some wide berth, making his way towards the bar. But a pair of sparkling blue eyes caught his attention at the table beside them.
"Well, well, well," said the white fox. "If it isn't Manic the Hedgehog."
Manic froze, meeting her gaze. She leant on one hand, smirking, while a blue and black nightjar sat beside her, scowling at him. Manic knew both of them. Bitty and Strobe, his two rivals. A smirk tugged at the side of his mouth and he joined their table, leaning his hands on it as he eyed the pair.
"Hey! It's Frosty the Snow Fox." He chuckled at the piercing, icy glare from the white fox. She didn't have to say anything for him to understand how much she hated that name. "You say that as if you never expected me to come back," he crooned.
"One can dream." She leant back in her seat, never breaking eye contact. "It would make competing with you a lot easier, anyway."
Strobe tutted and turned his attention to the Hooligans' table.
Manic chuckled at the nightjar, causing his feathers to stand on end. "Aww, still bitter I beat you on that jewel heist?"
"You got lucky!" Strobe snapped.
"I must get lucky a lot then," Manic mocked.
Strobe raised a finger and opened his beak to speak, then waved off the hedgehog and sank back into his seat.
"Don't worry, handsome," Bitty crooned at the nightjar. "He won't get so lucky next time. How about we all go for the same thing, huh? Make it a contest."
Manic pushed himself back from the table and gave a small laugh. "Hold that thought. I think I'm gonna need a drink in me before I make any deals with you, fox."
Bitty winked one of her blue eyes as Manic turned away towards the bar. So she wanted to play a game now? Well, it would certainly make his next job more entertaining. Not that he had one planned. Robot parts had become harder to come by these days. He'd got lucky with the mayor. Normally his targets put up much more of a fight.
He returned to their table and set his drink down beside him, locked once more in Strobe's piercing glare.
"So." Bitty's voice drew Manic's eye from the nightjar. "How about my little idea, hmm?"
Manic sipped his drink and leant back in his seat. "Can't wait, huh? Well, I'll be honest. Things are getting a bit stale. It might be fun to spice things up a bit."
Strobe huffed and folded his arms. "Well, you can count me out. I'm not competing with either of you."
"Why?" Bitty chuckled and winked at him. "Worried you'll lose?"
"I wouldn't lose at all." Strobe pulled out his pocket computer and distracted himself with it. "I'm just not interested in whatever games you have to offer."
Manic flashed a grin at Strobe. "If bird-brain's out, then that'll just make things easier." He laughed as the nightjar's feather's bristled around his neck. "Have you got your eye on something in particular, Bitz?"
Bitty shrugged her shoulders, still leaning her chin on one hand. "You know me. I like information. But I think a hacking race won't be all that fun. I really want to get my hands dirty."
"So you're bored as well, huh?"
Manic took a swig from his beer, right as his visor flared to life over his left eye. He jerked forward again and placed his glass clumsily on the table, reaching to switch it back off. It didn't usually behave like that. Was it malfunctioning? Or had K pulled a fast one and dumped a virus on his computer?
Just as his finger touched the button below his ear piece, he noticed the 'new message' icon blinking away. Flagged. 'High priority'. He tutted and considered dismissing it. It was probably K or some other parts dealer who wasn't happy with his trade. Something didn't work as intended, or whatever.
Bitty cocked an eyebrow. "What? Has someone dropped you a Calling Card?"
Calling Card? He scoffed and glared at the blinking icon. It was always a possibility. Oh, whatever. There was always that chance. It wasn't unknown for Phantom Thieves to target each other. He opened the message and a thoughtful 'huh' left his mouth.
'Manic the Hedgehog, I have something that might be of interest to you. Of course, it's not something I can hand you easily. It's not in my hands to give it. I know you Phantom Thieves like a challenge, so I can clue you in on a potential new target for you. If you're interested, meet me at six this evening by the little lake just outside Node City. S.'
Ominous. Manic gave it another read over, trying to gauge the legitimacy of it. Why would someone aide a Phantom Thief? It didn't sound like he wanted anything in return. Unless it was to act out a grudge. There was always the chance it was a trap, too. Someone who wanted his head on a platter. It was a little unnerving to say the least. Node was just below Pulse City. A two hour trip at most. Leaving him with a time like that… did this person know where he was? If he'd been all the way over in Rootkit Town, there'd be no way he would have made it in time. Not unless he shot off over there in hyperdrive, and that wasn't something he was willing to risk in the atmosphere. Not to mention Navi wouldn't let him. For a computer, she was rather adept at straying away from moral grey areas.
Bitty was still staring at him. Or more-so at his visor. She raised an eyebrow again and locked her blue eyes on his.
"So are you gonna take it?" she asked.
Strobe glanced up from his computer, frowning.
Manic looked from the nightjar to the fox and blinked out his visor. "So you read it? That's a crime, Bitz." He punctuated that with a grin.
The fox smirked and swished her bushy tail. "One doesn't become a pro in gaining information if they can't read reverse text on someone's visor, hon."
"Eh." Manic leant back and retrieved his glass, swirling the contents around. "I might drop in and see if this guy's for real."
"Make sure you're armed to the teeth," she said. "I know I will be."
Manic looked up at her with a start, and cold beer swilled over his glass to soak into the fur on his stomach. He quickly dabbed it away with a glove and locked eyes with the fox.
"Trying to slime your way into a potential big target for me, hey?" he said.
Bitty chuckled and twirled a lock of hair around her fingers. "It's what I do."
...
It was five in the evening when Manic arrived at the little lake. He leant back against his ship's hull, sheltered from the rain by its wide wing. It didn't stop the wind whipping up around him though, blowing his black cape about and spraying him with damp air. Ripples stretched out across the lake as the rain drops broke its surface, and on the other side a small wild squirrel huddled beneath the branches of a willow tree, nibbling away on whatever nut it had harvested.
An hour early. He'd beaten Bitty. There was no sign of her ship. The lake was silent, surrounded by manicured bushes. Not a single person occupied the benches surrounding it. No childish voices came from the playground. The clouds lit up above him as lightning streaked across the sky, followed by a deep roar of thunder. The rain came down like a sheet, and he huddled further back against his ship as water splashed up around the hem of his cape, forming muddy puddles as it saturated the earth.
Well, that 'S' guy had picked a grand old day. No ears to listen into whatever he had to tell him. Or no witnesses to the hedgehog's death… one or the other. Manic's hand went to his laser, and he un-holstered it and clicked open the back. The energy core was intact, and the lights lit up around the gun's rim when he activated it. Working. He just hoped he didn't have to use it.
Time ticked by, and there was no sign of the rain easing. The lake darkened as the clouds grew thicker, and lighting strobed through the sky in its own dramatic light-show. Then, on the other side of the lake, a different light flashed. One that stuck around for a while as a hazy yellow halo formed like a doorway. Whatever was beyond it Manic couldn't see, as a shadow blocked it out and strolled from it with all the nonchalance of someone leaving a supermarket. The figure paused to unfold an umbrella, and the halo vanished behind them, hiding away whatever it was that lay behind it. A pair of red eyes locked onto Manic. A platypus? Was this that 'S' who was meant to meet him? They made their way around the edge of the lake, strolling through the puddles with long, confident strides.
Manic kept a tight grip on his laser, but tried to hide it behind his own mock-confidence. As the platypus drew nearer, he fixed Manic in a friendly smile that still managed to come across as chilling.
"Manic the Hedgehog, I presume?" said the gentleman.
"Yeah?" Manic replied.
"I have to admit, I was a little worried you wouldn't show up." The platypus bowed, taking Manic by surprise. "My name is Doctor Starline."
"So that's what the 'S' stands for, eh?" Manic twirled his laser around his index finger and relaxed back against his ship. "What do you want with me then?"
Starline watched the laser with a cautious eye, yet still managed to maintain his smile. "I was hoping you could do something for me."
"Let me give you a little newsflash." Manic tossed his gun from one hand to the other, but the platypus didn't even flinch. "I don't work for no-one. Especially not mysterious monotremes who appear from weird-ass portholes."
Starline's smile fell as he let out a sigh. "Well, that's a pity. I think you'd quite like what I have to tell you. I know the robot trade is becoming more of a competitive route for you Phantom Thieves. This could really establish your position in your chosen field."
Manic raised an eyebrow at that, but the expression of surprise didn't come from his lips.
"Oh really?" Bitty leant over the wing of his ship, grinning like a Cheshire Cat. "Now that is intriguing."
Manic flashed his canines at her. "What are you doing climin' over my ship?!"
"Hiding."
Her icy cape billowed around her as she dropped, landing in a puddle and splashing muddy water over the hedgehog's legs. He grimaced as the cold water bit through his fur and fought the urge to beat himself dry.
Bitty turned to face Starline, now somewhat startled and disgruntled as he wiped mud from the tongue of his shoes. He didn't even seem to notice the fox eyeing the amber gem fastened in the back of his left glove.
"If he won't take the job," she said, "then I will. I could use the boost."
Starline stood up straight and narrowed his crimson eyes at her. "I don't just want to hire any old Phantom Thief."
"Then you won't want Strobe, then." She waved a dismissive hand at the roof of Manic's ship.
At the nightjar's protesting rant that followed, Manic slammed his hand into his muzzle and groaned. Where did they even come from? Did they just hang onto the wings of his ship or something?
Starline closed his eyes and let out a long breath. "I really wanted to avoid prying ears. This is a sensitive subject. Maybe I am better catching you, Manic, at a better time? Or even… finding someone else to acquire this information for me?"
Manic pushed himself back from his ship, his interest officially gained. And not just his. Bitty's tail wagged as she took a step closer to the platypus.
"Information?" she said. "That's kinda my jam, Doctor. You want information, you come to me. Not Mister Robot Parts over there." She waved her hand in Manic's direction.
"Yep, that's what he does." Strobe landed beside Bitty, narrowly avoiding the puddle. "Hunts robots. Now what are we talking here? Are you planning on paying a thief to do your dirty work? Because if someone can offer more for this information than you can, you won't hear lick of it."
Starline looked at each Phantom Thief in turn, his expression turning more and more sour. "I was after the Number One Phantom Thief in Mainframe. I thought I contacted him alone. Where do you two fall into this?"
"We're the top three, Doc," said Bitty. "Ranks change. I think I currently fill the Number One status, while beaky here has been stuck at Number Three for months." She nodded her head towards Strobe.
The nightjar looked away from her and folded his arms.
"Top three?" Starline's face softened and he inclined his head on one side. "How are you at working together?"
Manic raised his hands before Bitty could answer. "We don't work together."
"Really? Because this might actually get a little dangerous. And I'm beginning to think my plan will have a better chance of unfolding if there are more of you involved."
"Phantom Thieves don't work together," Bitty explained. "It's the nature of the game. An ongoing contest. Do you even know how we work?"
"I know you are very good at what you do," said Starline. "And Manic in particular has a promising track record of getting his targets."
Manic flashed a boyish grin at Bitty, causing her muzzle to turn red. "Well, Doc. If you're looking for stealth, you ain't gonna get it from us. We're naturally loud in what we do."
"Loud is fine," said Starline. "My targets will have an eye open for stealth strategies. You're little game might give you an edge. Utilizing the element of surprise. Keeping them on their toes."
Manic nodded and gave a half-shrug. "I guess. I might be interested. What is this target of yours then? And how much are you wantin'?"
"I don't want anything," said Starline. "All I want is that information to get out there. For people to be scared by it, and bring this entire thing to a halt."
"So let me get this straight," said Manic. "You want us to get this information and sell it? That's all you want?"
"I don't just want you to sell it, dear fellow, I want you to spread it," said Starline. "Broadcast it! Blast it out over loudspeakers if you have to. Duplicate it and sell it on the streets! Do whatever it takes to get it out there."
"Hmm…" Strobe scratched the tip of his beak. "Duplicating it will lower its value."
Starline spun towards the nightjar, causing him to squeak with alarm. "There is more value to this information than mere money, sir. Believe me. This information cannot remain secret."
"Let me ask you something," said Bitty. "Given how heated you are about this, do you know exactly what this 'information' is?"
Starline's beak curled up in a smile. "I have a strong inkling."
"Then why can't you just spread it?" she asked.
"Because I need the proof," he explained. "And let's face it, ma'am, how do you think Pulse City would react if someone of my caliber were to show up in its streets?"
"You'd be walking bait," said Strobe. "Especially if you keep that fancy gem on show."
Bitty was still ogling it like a hungry wolf. She flashed Starline a playful grin and folded her arms, shifting her weight to one leg.
"I'm game," she said. "For a price."
Manic face-palmed. "This is meant to be my job, yanno!"
"Well you're slothing." She turned back to the platypus. "I wanna know what fancy doohickey allows you to walk through space like that."
"What? You mean my transport technique?" Starline cast a glance back to the other side of the lake. "My dear, that is rather simple. It's a technology I created. Something I call the Warp Topaz."
The fox's eyes snapped right back onto the jewel in his glove. "Created, eh? A girl like me could sure use somethin' like that. It would make my job a lot easier."
"Can't get the information yet has the ability to create portholes from one place to the next?" Strobe scoffed and leered at the doctor. "Seems legit."
"If you don't trust me, then walk away," said Starline. "No one is asking you to do this. I came here for Manic. You two are the third and forth wheels in this scenario."
Regardless, Strobe didn't budge. He continued leering at the platypus with one hand on his laser.
"Strobe's right," said Manic. "I get the feelin' this information is so highly guarded that you're worried about gettin' killed tryin' to get at it. So you're willin' to send someone else like a pig to slaughter, just on the off-chance they might come out of it alive."
"And given you clearly know about this," Strobe added, "if it got out, then they'd think it was you who leaked it."
"Oh they won't think it was me," said Starline. "I know how you work. Phantom Thieves leave Calling Cards. They'll know exactly who is coming for the info, and when it gets out, I'll be back in my prison cell, kitted out in my usual prison garb, while everything else is neatly stowed away safely where they can never find it. My plan, sir, is flawless."
"Flawless save for the risk of a life, provided it isn't yours?" Manic snickered, and twirled his laser. "All right. Tell me who the target is, and we'll take it from there."
"The target is simple," said Starline. "GUN's high security prison cell, on the remote island just off the coast of Rave City. It's stored on a computer in my old office, which now belongs to another doctor."
"So this is a grudge game?" Strobe scoffed.
"It's not a grudge per-se. The information at hand is far more incriminating now than it ever would have been had I still been in charge of the project. I cannot elaborate. I only know what I've heard… and seen… as I've gone about trying to prove to myself that this is happening right under Eggman's nose. If you can get to that information, and get it out there, then this will all be brought to a halt and any threat over Mainframe will be nullified."
Manic stared aghast at Starline, and he wasn't alone. It sounded more like an elaborate rescue mission where Mainframe was the victim. Taking out the killer before they even had a chance to strike.
"Sounds pretty extreme," said Manic.
"Yeah, how dire is this situation?" asked Strobe.
"It isn't dire right now," said Starline. "But it will be if this project is allowed to continue, believe me."
"Can you at least give us some clue?" asked Manic. "I mean, we can't look for somethin' if we don't know what it is, can we?"
"Fine," said Starline. "I can give you one clue. It concerns that alien jackal that landed here when Eggman did."
"Huh." The three Phantom Thieves exchanged glances.
"And you can't leak it because you're too important?" Manic asked.
"I can't leak it because they'll know it was me," Starline explained. "They already suspect something. When I get back, I have to lay low for a while until their targets are off my back."
"All right, I get it," said Manic. "I'll take the job, Starline."
"Doctor Starline," the platypus emphasized.
"I'll take it, too, handsome." Bitty placed a hand on her hip and fluttered her lashes at Starline. "Provided you pay me."
Starline gave her an amused look and placed a finger to his bill. "How much are you asking?"
She nodded at his glove. "That gem. The ability to go anywhere you want in the blink of an eye? A girl like me could sure use something like that. It would make my job a ton easier."
"Oh, I bet it would." Starline grinned and tugged off his glove. "I can't resist the request of a lovely girl like you. How about I leave it with you as insurance?"
"You're kiddin'?" Bitty's jaw went slack. "How does it work?"
"Place your hand on it like so, then picture where you want to go." A golden halo appeared behind Starline, cutting through reality. On the other side was the sunbaked Rootkit Desert. He let out a dry chuckle and shrugged. "A little ditty I made up for it. It's linked wirelessly to the Chaos Network. So long as you can access it mentally, then it's pretty easy."
"Oh yeah, my visor's all wired up, doc." Bitty took the glove with a squeal, bouncing on her toes.
Starline stepped backwards into the wormhole and immediately lowered his umbrella, shaking the droplets off it onto the baking sand. "I trust I have left this job in good hands?
"The best." Manic flashed him a grin.
Starline bowed and the hazy yellow ring closed up behind him.
Bitty looked from the spot he'd vanished to the glove in her grasp, and her features twisted with suspicion. She placed a hand over it and her tongue poked out between her lips. Then her brow furrowed and she stared at the glove as though it had offended her.
"This is a fake, isn't it?" she said.
"What do you think?" said Strobe. "'Think about where you want to go'? 'Wirelessly linked to the Chaos Network provided you can access it mentally'? Come on, Bitty. He's pulling your leg."
Manic doubled over with laughter. "And you fell for it!"
Bitty's cheeks flushed and she stuffed the glove into her belt pouch. "Oh, I am so gonna get him back for this."
Strobe rolled his eyes. "And you're meant to be the smart one?"
Bitty jabbed a finger into his chest. "Shut up, or you're walking back to Pulse City."