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Chapter 3: Feathers
May 7th
(19)
After having taken a day off, I was feeling refreshed and ready to resume my challenge of the clubs!
As I stepped out of my front door, eyes landed on a particularly rotund Doduo. Clearly it was the one that had followed me home the day before yesterday!
It was asleep with
both its heads!
But didn't Doudo sleep with only
one head at a time?
Pah! No matter.
As I turned to close and lock my door I heard a sudden ruffling of feathers. Curious, I glanced over my shoulder to see Doduo had jerked awake.
(20)
It looked about frantically until one head noticed me. It then pecked the other head causing it to turn towards me too as the both sighed in a way that I thought might be relief!
I had barely even met the bird and it already seems inordinately concerned with following me!
I turned around and faced it.
It looked at me. Its eyes a vacant and its faces with rather dull expressions.
"I don't know why you are following me, bird, but I am not currently in the market for a pet, nor do I have the funds to spare on food for you!"
It simply continued to stare at me.
Rightfully so. I spoke to it in the same manner I do when I am alone: without expectation of a reply.
I glanced about the yard. I had been distracted before, but now that I had a moment, its feathers... They were EVERYWHERE!
In the bushes, in the newly planted yard tree, all over the lawn, and they spilled over into the neighbors lawns as well!
Its a good thing Doduo feathers are not on the list of prohibited yard debris for the homeowners association...
I recall their last visit to be particularly unpleasant. Apparently my Scyther-themed mailbox was
not on the approved list of mons for the neighborhood! Now all I have is that dull
Doduo mailbox in its place...
Shifting my focus back to the feathers, I was immensely relieved that I did
not invite the bird inside the house.
Clearly the bird is so lazy that it rolled about my yard for an
entire day! There were few other ways to explain the sheer volume of feathers I was seeing...
A fat, lazy, dumb bird...
If it causes people to take duels with me less seriously, I reasoned it would likely reduce the chance of opponents refusing to duel me...
Very well! Since I stand to benefit from this arrangement, I suppose I can tolerate it following me about if it chooses to do so.
(21)
Just then, I caught sight of what appeared to be collars on Doduo. One on its left neck and another on its right neck.
I brought a hand to my chin. "A collar? Could you perhaps belong to someone, bird?"
Doduo looked up in a way that displayed the collar more prominently.
Taking the opportunity, I knelt down to inspect the left one first.
Doduo appeared not to mind and stood there patiently.
The collar was old and worn. Dirt encrusted every inch of it. If it had a color before, it was certainly brown now. It had a dog-tag attached, and even though it was worn, I was able to make out letters on it: 'go'. Go? Go where? I turned it over to find a male symbol on it.
"Ah, it seems we share a gender, dear bird."
Out of the corner of my eye, Doduo appeared to have... grinned for a moment? Perhaps it was my imagination.
I next inspected the right one next and found it in similar condition to the first one. This one had the letters 'tan' on it. The back of this tag was empty.
Well, I supposed doduo is rather 'tan' in color as a whole and it's certainly a creature that 'goes' and quite fast, at that!
I then had an idea! If this bird should follow me about everywhere, I may as well give it a nickname!
I looked Doduo in the eyes and grinned confidently. "Very well, bird, I now know what I shall call you!"
Doduo looked at me with both heads wide-eyed and... eager?
"Gotan!" I smiled while crossing my arms proudly.
Gotan's heads tilted as its eyes seemed to squint for a moment with a flash of... bewilderment? -or at least I thought he might have, perhaps it was my imagination?
I tilted me head. "Can you... understand me, Gotan?"
Gotan simply stood there with a blank vacant stare.
Of course that bird couldn't understand me... What an absurd notion! I turned my thoughts to more productive matters.
If Gotan had an owner, it must have been from too long ago to expect to find them again. Judging from the collar's condition, the one who placed these collars on Gotan was not Imakuni.
"So, it seems like you have been without an owner for a long time, huh?"
Gotan's eyes began to shimmer slighty. Were its eyes... watering?
Before I could contemplate the matter further, Gotan suddenly broke into a roll in the grass sending feathers into the air as it went.
"Well, from now on, I'm going to call you Gotan. At least, until you get bored and find someone else to follow."
Gotan stopped rolling and I almost thought I caught him squinting at me, but on closer inspection, it was his usual dull vacant expression.
Wanting to waste no more time chasing idle flights of fancy, I looked over the yard again and thought about cleaning the feathers, but decided that would be a problem for future me instead.
My next destination would be the science club. After my suffering at the hands of the opposite gender, a currently all-male club would be a welcome reprieve.
I opted to take the bus to see how determined that bird was to follow me.
Sure enough, that bird followed me all the way to the science club!
He didn't even appear to have even ran
close to it's top speed.
Clearly, that bird would be following me until it found someone more appealing.
I suppose I could attempt to sneak away when he slept, but that would only leave him in my yard and accrue even more feathers in it...
As I entered the science club, Gotan trotted right behind me. Feathers fell off the bird like the leaves of an autumnal tree.
I then I saw the sign.
(22)
There was one hanging in every club. It read: 'Doduo owners are responsible for the cleaning of any feathers left behind. Violators will be prosecuted.'
Obviously I was NOT this bird's owner, but with him following me around everywhere, who would believe me? Besides, I suppose I DID nickname him...
I lamented the fact that I would soon be routinely cleaning his feathers at
any club I visited...
Had I the funds, I
could pay a lawyer to fend off the lawsuits, but the problem would still remain that it would
look like I disrespected the clubs by allowing my presumed Doudo to leave his feathers about. As a champion and a gentleman, I had to hold myself to higher standards than that!
At least I wasn't planing to visit the lounges, so the feathers could all be contained to the entrance and main room of each club...
The entrance of the club was unchanged from my last visit since clubs almost never redecorate.
The floor had a large square light purple tile in the middle with the TCG Island science symbol on it. The symbol itself looked rather strange now that I was looking at it closely. Almost like some kind of mechanized Mew.
The remainder of the floor was some sort of light green metal tiles. One would assume this building was brand-new with all the technology it contained, but these light-green metal floors were actually among the oldest structures on our island. They also seem to be impervious to all forms of damage. Perfect for an experimental building that may contain the occasional chemical explosion. I had the lectures from my academy days to thank for that information.
Blue diamond patterned rugs adorned the floors in the hallways leading to the other rooms.
The walls were all covered in light purple ceramic tiles.
In the far left corner of the lobby were two large cylinder objects with steps leading to frames on either of them that looked to be a sliding door of some sort. It seemed like something a person could crawl inside of.
In the far right corner was one of the science club's quantum computers. It may have been old technology, but few households had their own quantum computer due to their cost and bulk.
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As Gotan and I entered the main section of the lab, I noticed the majority of the room was unlit, with only the separate room in the back with the light on. As I stepped into the room, the automatic lights kicked in, revealing the usual decor.
There were three large wooden tables in the main section of the room with laptops, beakers, flasks, and various notes scattered about.
The wall that formed the separate room towards the back left, was lined with two shelves with various chemistry supplies. Finally, there was a large hall off to the right leading to two more quantum computers at the back. Seeing no one in the main section, I made my way to the smaller room in the back.
I could hear a voice mumbling to itself in the back.
"...but what could I use for testing this? Our stock ran out just yesterday... If only we had some Doduo feathers laying about... They are getting so hard to come by these days... Another shipment of them went out to Neo just last week... I thought they hated those birds..."
I coughed loudly from the other room.
A head poked around the corner.
"Well! If it isn't the Gentleman!"
His gaze shifted to Gotan.
"Ah, very good of you to bring a present! Well, come on then! I have work to do!" He stuck a hand out around the corner beckoning with a wave.
I glanced at Gotan. He seemed to be... afraid? I didn't know he could be afraid of anything!
Rick always was an odd one. More interested in science than the Pokemon TCG. It was hard to believe that he was Nikki's brother. Even when we were kids, he was always holed away in his room working on Mew knew what.
Now that he was leader of the science club with tools and quantum computers at his disposal? I had even
less of a clue what he was up to.
Since he appeared to be the only one here for the moment, I figured I may as well see where the club members were.
As I entered the back section, it was as I remembered: the two quantum computers in the right corner were lit up with a variety of flashing lights. The small workbench in the far left corner that Rick was standing at had a variety of flasks and notes strewn about. Two more cylinder objects like the ones from the entrance loomed in the left corner to my left.
It was a wonder that Gotan wasn't wrecking things in here or the previous room. If I didn't know better, I'd say he almost seemed respectful!
Speaking of the bird, Gotan followed, but was cautious. Using both heads, he eyed the surroundings and Rick carefully.
Rick was busy pouring some chemical into another flask with his back turned towards me. He was wearing a long white lab-coat.
"Well! Don't just stand there! Bring the bird over. Hurry!"
I approached and so did Gotan. Still cautious, but less so at this point.
Perhaps the bird found my presence comforting at an otherwise scary situation? Not that I could see what could be so scary about this room in particular.
Rick grabbed at Gotan's feathers and took a decent clump of them. "Ah! Excellent!"
Gotan had a stupid grin on his faces. Apparently he enjoyed having his feathers forcefully removed.
I held my chin with my right hand. "Do you always collect feathers that way? Were Gotan a woman, you would likely be missing your hand right about now..."
Rick chuckled. "Oh trust me, I've dealt with enough Doduo to understand they PREFER it that way! They also tend to yield more feathers with such an approach. I don't pretend to understand it, but it is an observable law of Doduo."
I chuckled a bit as I shook my head.
What is wrong with these birds?
He then placed the feathers on the workbench and pulled a single feather from them to drop into the chemical he was holding.
The feather rapidly dissolved with a hiss and some light smoke as Rick turned to face me.
"Unlike quantum phenomena, watching the feather dissolve does not change the behavior of the process. Curious things, Doduo are. Unless the old tales of the three legendary Pokemon gods are true, they are the only Pokemon to inhabit our world."
I nodded. "Correct by my understanding."
(24)
Rick held the flask up. "Mew of Neo island, Ho-oh of TCG Island, and Lugia of GR Island. I am not one to trust superstition though. If there are other Pokemon, we have yet to find any
scientific evidence to support that hypothesis."
An odd diversion, but Rick was the type to be helpful
after indulging him in conversation that interested him.
I crossed my arms. "Where would one find such evidence I wonder?"
Rick suddenly appeared more focused and confident. "For Ho-Oh, The Legendary Rainbow Palace may hold clues, but no one has seen it in over a century. Historical accounts from multiple eye-witnesses have been compiled on it. Is it truly a miraculous place, or does it simply involve technology beyond our current understanding? We know it employs anti-gravity to float in the sky. Anti-gravity is not new technology, GR Island's blimps use it, but we do not know the source or specific means that the palace utilizes."
My arms still crossed, I impatiently tapped my finger on my arm. "Yes, I too have heard of such a place. My late grandfather, Jack, had told me stories of it that he had heard from his grandfather."
Rick grinned. "Indeed! The eyewitnesses are numerous! Those accounts also refer to a temple dedicated to Ho-Oh within the palace. Perhaps it contains some artifact or clue on the matter. Unfortunately no one knows the current location of the palace or how to get it to appear again, if indeed it ever does!"
As interesting as this all was, it had nothing to do with what I was here for, so I swooped in to change the subject.
I waved my hand dismissively. "Perhaps if it appears again, you will find something interesting to study. For now, I am here seeking duelists to test my new all-common card deck against!"
Rick raised an eyebrow. "All-common? How fascinating! It's been a while since I've had the opportunity to collect duel data on such a unique concept! However, the club members are currently at the TCG Island science symposium and will be occupied for the next month... I
could briefly recall them one at a time, but I would like something in exchange."
I tilted my head slightly. "Like what?"
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Rick peered at Gotan intently. "
Feathers. I need more of them! Your Doduo appears to produce them in abundance!"
I smiled. "Well, if that's all you want, I'll give you as many as I have! I have some at my home I can perhaps bring by tomorrow."
Rick frowned. "Tomorrow?! I need those feathers ASAP! Where are they at?"
I held my arms outward. "At my house! This bird has been camped out there for days! You wouldn't
believe how many of them there are!"
Rick lit up. "Ah HA! That settles it then!"
I fully tilted my head this time. "What does?"
Rick grinned. "I shall come with you back to your house and gather the feathers myself! I have a method of procurement that ensures quality and freshness!"
Free lawn care? Did my ears deceive me?!
I nodded. "Very well, you may accompany me and I will permit you to gather them!"
Rick smiled broadly. "Excellent! Do you have a spare bedroom?"
I furrowed my brow. "Why do you ask?"
Rick rolled his eyes. "Well I'll need a place to crash for the night! Also, being around Gotan will give me the opportunity I need to collect the most
fresh feather specimens! I do hate manual labor, but I can tolerate it... if you have some beer."
I laughed. "Well, yes I do. I don't find myself partaking it in much, but I keep a supply for guests."
Rick looked me in the eye. "Not bad, but do you have enough... for
two?"