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Pokémon Shitty Mystery Dungeon Fic: the entire story in 1 page

Yap#2

Youngster
"Fuck you Mobsters" Ashton said.
"Fuck you Ashton" Nekazis said.
"Fuck you Nekazi" Ashton said.
"Fuck you Ashton" Nekazis said.
kills unrelated terrorist "Fuck you Nekazi" Ashton said.

meanwhile on some random ass alien planet, Necrozma is chasing Lunala.
Nekrozma snaps neck of sci fi Lucario "get back here you stupid moon bitch"
"Nooooooooo" Necrozma consumes Lunala, becoming Necrozma Lunala

Meanwhile back on earth. Team Charm is just standing around, cleaning their pink guns. Lopunny starts to speak.
"Man im sick of seducing men then robbing them, lets rob a bank"
The others nod in agreement. Then they rob a bank. Ashton arrives, and starts to fight them. Ashton wins, and the explorers turned outlaws run away.

"Fuck you Ashton" Nekazis said.
"Fuck you Nekazi" Ashton said.
"Fuck you Ashton" Nekazis said.
"Fuck you Nekazi" Ashton said.
"Fuck you Ashton" Nekazis said.
"Fuck you Nekazi" Ashton said.

Ashton does a bunch of filler shit.
"Fuck you Ashton" Nekazis said.
"Fuck you Nekazi" Ashton said.

Meanwhile on another alien planet, Necrozma is chasing Sogaleo.
snaps neck of sci fi Lucario "get back here you sun cat"
"Noooooooooooo" gets consumed
Necrozma then turns into Untra Necrozma, and blows up the planet.
"Great! Time to beat up Arceus and blow up this very specific planet for no reason"
beats up Arceus, and he crashes onto earth "Oi Nekrozma is gonna kill yall" Arceus said. Panic noises intensify.

"Time to fly to space and beat up Nekrozma" Ashton said. "Oi Ashton i love you" dusk said. "I love you too" Ashton says then flying into space. He then beats up Nekrozma and returns to earth. "Oi cars exist now" Misty said.

"Cool" drives away in Koenigsegg
 
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