PokE mon: the quest of aLL the legendaries

[SparklingEspeon]

PokE mon: the quest of aLL the legendaries

Ashley woke up in her bed one day Her mother was calling her down because it was the day she gets her first poke mon.

Ashley is the daughter of ash ketchup who is poke mon champion of the world and lives in a castle in pallet town.

No one knew that Ashley is not really ash ketchups daughter but a mew with sycic powers that can make everyone die like bllllleeaaaaaaaagghg

Ashley skiped to dr oaks lab. dr oak is jeleous of ash ketchup poke mon champion of the world who lives in a castle in pallet townand dr oak lives in a shack b/c 1 day dr oak does crazy experiment on magickarp and majikarp got mad and died like bbbllleleaaaaaaaghg and dr oaks lab blow up!

Ashley ask dr oak "can i have my pokemon now dr oak"

"Yes you can have your pokemon now ashley dr oak says. " i only have one poke mon left but its wild and i catch it in poke ball"

"take good care of it' dr oak says. "i will" ashley says ashley presses button and poke ball oPENS UP AND eVEE opos out!

'helLo evee" ashley says

'Hello ashley" eveE says 'yes I can talk to you because you have sycic powers and i have sycic powers too'

'tHat is cool' ashley says 'here is you'r poke dex' dr oak say.

'thank you dr oak ashley sys and takes evees poke ball but its voltorb and dr oaks shack blow up! and the voltorb die like bbbbbllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghggh

'i will have my revenge' dr oak says 'thank you for pokemon' ashley says

Then mew2 of doom appers and dr oak dies like bbblllleeeeeeeeaaaagggghhhgh

'I am mew2' mew2 says 'i will destroy everyone because i am angsty darkness'

'i will never let you mew2' says ashley

'you can not beat me' mew2 says mew2 uses sycic powers and then evee dies like bllllleeeaeaaaaagggghhhghghhhgh

'nooooooooo evee' ashley says 'you will pay for this mew2'

Mew2 lafs 'i will destroy you 2 i will destroy the entire world'

'no i will destroy you mew2' ashley says her sycic power chargs up

magikarp

Mew2 is scaed now 'nooo my worst enemy' ashley blows up mew2 into the ski and mewtwo dies like bbbbllllleeeeeaaaaaghghhhghgghhg

'yay' evee says 'I thot you were dead ashley says

'I was faking it' evee says

Then the reader dies like bbbbllllleeeeeaaaaaaghghghghghghghg

'yur a mew btw' evee says

'yay' ashley says

ashley and evee defeat all the poke mon gyms and then ashley fights battle of doom to become poke mon champion of the world but then the worst hapens

evee is poke mon champion

'nooooo' ashley says 'you betraid me evee'

'ha ha ha I am champion of the world you hav lost ashley' evee says

'I wil defeat you evee' ashley say

ashley use sycic power to call all legendaries to win this battle and magikarp

'nooooooo' evee says then the legendaries blow up evee and evee dies like bbbbbblllllleeeeeaaaaghghhhgggghghgh again

'yes i am poke mon champion of the world' ashley says

Ash ketchup comes to his castle inpallet town and all his friends are in the castle

'ash you need to quit your poke mon journey and go to school' ashes mom says

'no i am poke mon master mom wait and see' ash says

ash takes pikachu poke ball from his belt but its voltorb and ashes castle blow up!

And they all die like bbbbbbbbbbbbbbblllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghghghhghhgthhghgggghhhhhghghghhhhghghhhhg

 

[Adamhuarts]

This was the most emotional astounding fantastic epic I have ever read in my life. From the very first sentence, I could feel my soul reaching peak transcendence and all the answers to the human condition came pouring into me like a tsunami of hot chocolate.

When I read the below quote:

No one knew that Ashley is not really ash ketchups daughter but a mew with sycic powers that can make everyone die like bllllleeaaaaaaaagghg

I burst into tears. Not only has Ashley been lied to all her life about being Cash Mechumps dortar, but it turns out she was never even human to begin with. All her life she had been living among them, never once realizing she would never be one of them no matter how hard she tried. She wears a human mask, a human smile, a human thinking, but in the end she isn't human. She is but a fake, one with no identity to call her own. Is she even truly Ashley? Maybe even that name isn't real. Perhaps she doesn't even remember what her real name is. Maybe she's just trapped in a a vicious cycle, constantly erasing her memories every century so she can infiltrate another family and play pretend every time. Her original identity is lost to the sands of time, and who she even is now may not even exist. What is and isn't but has been not perhaps, we may never know.


Anyway good one shot. Loved the characters. The prose was solid and straight to the point.

9.5/10 score

It has a little something for everyone.

 

[Chibi Pika]

No one knew that Ashley is not really ash ketchups daughter but a mew with sycic powers that can make everyone die like bllllleeaaaaaaaagghg

We're already opening with one of the greatest plot twsts of the ages, showing that this fic is not afraid to shake up the status quo.

dr oak is jeleous of ash ketchup poke mon champion of the world who lives in a castle in pallet townand dr oak lives in a shack

Ash lives in a CASTLE??

mew2 uses sycic powers and then evee dies like bllllleeeaeaaaaagggghhhghghhhgh

Spoiler

magikarp

you have killed me. I was completely unprepared for 'magikarp' smack in the middle of this completely unrelated scene

'ha ha ha I am champion of the world you hav lost ashley' evee says

and just when the fic had lured us into a false sense of security ANOTHER PLOT TWIST

'ash you need to quit your poke mon journey and go to school' ashes mom says

and the fic leaves us with the important lesson that you're never too old to return to your education, even if you live in a castle