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Chapter 110: Are You Eternatus Entertained? New

Ambyssin

Gotta go back. Back to the past.
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Residency hell
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  1. silvally-dragon
  2. necrozma-ultra
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  4. zoroark-soda
  5. dreepy
  6. mewtwo-ambyssin
  7. vulpix-ambyssin
Chapter 110: Are You Eternatus Entertained?

Noctum walked his empty plate and silverware across the hotel suite toward the kitchenette. Scarlett was already coiled beside the open dishwasher, tapping the beaded end of her tail against it.

"So, things are going okay so far?" the dragonair asked.

"I guess?" Noctum handed her his plate, followed by his silverware. "The opponents we fought were, uh, not exactly difficult. One of them scored a direct hit with a Rock Slide and I... barely felt a thing." He poked his right shoulder, where the attack had hit. It wasn't even sore.

"Even Eternatus Troopers are tougher than 'em."

The cosmic charizard's tail flame shrank as he caught Valkyrie out of the corner of his eye. Even during something as simple as dinner, the garchomp kept getting the drop on him.

"I guess it isn't that surprising," Valkyrie continued, voice slightly muffled as she picked a piece of meat out of her teeth with a claw. "The toughest 'mon in Radiance all work for yakuza."

"With a few exceptions," Noctum butted in. He laughed nervously when Valkyrie squinted at him, then quickly tried to save face by asking, "I have always wondered why that seems to be the case, though. Back home, everyone had to train so they could be ready to use Cosmic Blessing to ward off distortion."

"Which would, I suppose, be true for the Radiant Guard."

Artemis slithered his way between Noctum and Valkyrie. The cosmic milotic handed his plate and fork to Scarlett with a starcloud ribbon. "But Vortex's company makes a lot of stuff that encourages lazier lifestyles." He turned and gestured to the PV screen on the wall far behind them.

"Most pokémon have no reason to train or battle." Valkyrie walked around the kitchenette's counter, resting her right claw on the marble. "Which leaves them weak. And generations of that weakness have compounded on one another."

She paused. "Or, at least, that's what Sakaki claims."

"Well, it's not just him."

Igneous was the last to walk his dinner plate over. He placed it on the counter and slid it across, where Scarlett could grab it in her mouth. Shimmer and Starlene lingered behind him. The former lacked a plate, but he'd apparently eaten while watching the tournament on PV.

The grovlazzle drummed his claws on the counter. "He claims he got that from his father who got it from his father and so on." Igneous lazily twirled his other hand around.

"What about the Medicis?" Noctum tapped his chin in thought. "They're yakuza, so—"

Valkyrie snorted out blue-purple embers. "Buncha shortcut-taking, drug-abusing assholes."

"Drugs?" The cosmic charizard raised a brow.

"They make 'medicine' that turns you stronger," Valkyrie scoffed, making air quotes with her claws.

"Part of the Ryujin's business involves stealing the drugs and reconstituting them into stuff that will actually heal someone," Igneous added. "But they work faster than we can intervene."

"Right." Noctum looked at the kitchenette's black tile floor. Did any of that really matter anymore when they were all involved in a much bigger fight?

Igneous must've picked up that from Noctum's expression. The grovlazzle turned around, leaning back against the counter. "I guess none of that's important, though. We're here for Xander."

He glanced at Shimmer. "How you holding up, by the way? Jackass wouldn't shut up over the stadium speakers, so I imagine the PV feed wasn't much better."

The ponytales' ears folded. "I'm... hanging in there." He slowly paced across the carpeted floor on the other side of the kitchenette counter. "He's made me out to be this... slutty bimbo. If this broadcast really is getting a lot of attention, then I don't know what's going to happen when this is all over."

An uneasy silence followed. Noctum wasn't sure he knew Shimmer well enough to offer any support. Even if Yuna were in the same spot, he'd struggle to come up with anything.

Although there was a different angle to it.

"I think... a lot of us are in the same boat," the cosmic charizard offered. He sucked in a sharp breath. "It'll be hard to go back to the way things were, knowing everything that we do."

Valkyrie smirked. "Hell of an understatement, Palkia."

The nebulas in Noctum's belly swirled around.

Igneous pushed himself off the counter. "What he's getting at is that everyone's lives have gotten upended. If we're able to stop Paradox and Zodiark, then we're going to need a lot of time to figure out what's next." He looked at Shimmer. "But it's not something you have to deal with by yourself."

"Look at that!" Starlene hovered between the grovlazzle and ponytales, beaming. "Mr. 'I don't need anyone but me' is embracing the power of friendship!"

She comically shed a nonexistent tear. "It makes a latias so proud."

Igneous' head leaf caught fire. "Do you mind?"

Sighing, Scarlett recalled Starlene to her neck bauble. "Sorry. I think she gets a bit more obnoxious when I'm tired."

"It's barely evening." Artemis turned to the window on the opposite side of the suite from the kitchenette. Even with the blinds down, there was some orange sunlight seeping in.

"She was, um, singing some soothing songs for me earlier," Shimmer admitted, rubbing his forelegs together nervously. "To help me not panic while Xander was going on a tirade about me."

"Ah." The cosmic milotic's eyebrows curled up. "That'd do it, I guess." He stretched out his ribbons. "Well, I'm going to wash up. Dibs on the master bath." Artemis slithered away before anyone could protest.

Igneous lazily walked around the kitchenette counter. "I'll give Scarlett a hand cleaning up."

"Uh, same." Shimmer propped himself up against the counter. "Don't, y'know, want to be a bad guest or anything."

Noctum looked at Valkyrie. The garchomp turned around. "Guess I'll use the other bathroom to shower."

"Oh, uh..." Noctum looked at the layer of dirt caking his starry belly. "I was kinda hoping to go first..."

Valkyrie stopped mid-step and took one look at him. "All right. Fine. But clog up the drain with all that dirt and I'll kill you."

"Aha ha... very funny." The cosmic charizard lumbered past Valkyrie, trying to keep a confident grin on his face.

She stopped him, however. The garchomp grabbed his right arm and dragged Noctum into the smaller bathroom.

"Wha— hey!" Noctum looked around in a panic. "I, uh, don't think this shower was built for us to share."

Valkyrie glared at him. Noctum stared back blankly.

"Was it something I said?"

She smacked the bathroom door closed with her tail, sighing. "I'm not even going to entertain that. I pulled you aside to talk." Valkyrie bit her lip. "Briefly."

"Oh." Noctum knew there were better places for that than the bathroom, but if he voiced that thought he'd probably get another scaly knee to his groin.

Valkyrie finally let go of him and pivoted to her right. "I know you think there was something off about me today."

"Hmm?"

"You saw my arms shaking when I heard Gus over the stadium speakers," the garchomp said, squeezing her eyes shut. "And I kept looking over to the broadcast booth."

Now that she mentioned it, Noctum had noticed that. He figured Gene put her up to it or something. But the way she was describing it said otherwise.

"I take it this Gus guy's the reason?" the cosmic charizard said.

Valkyrie nodded. Eyes still shut, she took several deep breaths.

"He's the one."

"Hmm?"

"Gus was the guy who sold me out," she whispered. A purple tinge took over her claws and fangs. "He's the reason I got locked up in Citadark."

Noctum's tail flame shrank. "Oh," was all he could manage.

"He wasn't always so sleazy," Valkyrie continued. "Gus took much better care of himself when I was younger. Carried himself a certain way. Made me think I could trust him."

She opened her eyes. Her usual fiery glare was back. "As much as I want him six feet under, I'm not about to jeopardize this assignment."

Valkyrie's gaze dropped to the floor. "But I... wanted you to know. B-Because I trust you... to keep me grounded in the worst-case scenario."

Noctum's head throbbed.

Irida stood at the edge of the lake, her gaze shifting between Noctum and Akari.

"Listen." She put her hand to her chest. "I... I want to battle mighty Palkia!"

Noctum's wings folded. Was she out of her mind? He could down Glaceon with a single Spacial Rend. He was sure of it!

"I want to prove to myself that when the Pearl Clan worshiped mighty Palkia, thinking it was almighty Sinnoh...our belief, at least, was real!"

She looked out over the lake. "You told me... that battling is how people and pokémon can start to understand one another, yes?"

Akari glanced at Noctum. He nodded. She'd told him and his siblings that on more than one occasion.

"Then I wish to understand you and mighty Palkia better," Irida said, a fierce determination in her eyes. "Even if our gap in strength is wide, I trust you and Palkia to handle this."


"—tum? Noctum, you there?"

Valkyrie jabbed the cosmic charizard's belly with her elbow.

"Ah, yes. Sorry, I—"

The garchomp scowled. "Were you listening to me?"

Noctum vigorously nodded. "I was. And I'm... glad you trust me enough to bring this up." He offered her an arm. "I'll keep it in mind, though I think you're strong enough to handle yourself."

They gazed silently at one another for a bit. Then Valkyrie whispered, "Thanks."

She silently opened the bathroom door and stepped through it, shutting it behind her.

Warmth rising in his chest, Noctum opened the glass shower door and turned the water on.

XxX​

"Time to keep the #Destructapalooza train chugging!"

Noctum stood at the edge of one of the tunnels leading out into the arena. A concerningly buff decidueye with a red holowear hoodie had told him and the others to wait until Xander announced the team before heading out. It was the same deal as yesterday.

He tuned out the other team's introduction, instead focusing on a gyarados flying in with three mantine flanking her.

"Tch. You guys'll have to pick up the slack for me."

Igneous approached Noctum's side, arms crossed. The grovlazzle eyed the gyarados nervously.

"It shouldn't be that bad, right?" Noctum said.

"Hope so."

"And in the blue corner, we got the reptilian fearsome foursome, #TeamScalebound!" Xander declared.

Artemis pushed past Noctum and Igneous to lead the quartet out into the stadium. The battlefield had pools of water surrounded by fake grass. Clearly, it was playing to their opponents' advantage. Valkyrie was looking around at the fake palm trees, trying to scout out a potential sniping spot.

The audience, at least, offered a smattering of applause. So their performance yesterday had won some folks over.

"Could be worse," Artemis said. The cosmic milotic came to a stop at the edge of one of the pools. "He could be actively heckling us. Trying to turn the crowd against us and all that."

"All right. Looks like the combatants are set," Xander said. "Which means it's time for a—"

Instead of the siren their previous day's matches started with, loud bells echoed through the stadium.

"Up there!" Valkyrie pointed a claw skyward. A blinding blue flash gave way to a large robotic corviknight that hovered high in the air, near the top of the stadium.

Noctum flinched as the speakers squeaked and crackled. Whatever Xander was trying to announce became garbled up and a familiar voice soon replaced him.

"Haaa ha ha ha ha! Bonjour, my precious little scallywags!"

Igneous backed away from the others, cupping his claws around his eyes. "Who's saying that? Did someone hijack the stadium speakers?"

Valkyrie's shoulders sagged. "Oh, you have got to be kidding me."

A small, bird-shaped drone dislodged from one of the corviknight robot's giant wings. It descended toward the ground, carrying a familiar chatot who held some sort of strange rectangular device in his wings.

"Mademoiselle Chomp!" Gilbert fluttered his eyelids at Valkyrie. "What a delightful little surprise to find you here."

After a beat, he added. "I say, knowing zere is no surprise, because Chatot Gilbert, first mate extraordinaire, already knew you were here!"

"Oi, what's the big idea?!" Gyarados roared. "Clear on out, ya little freak!"

Gilbert shook his head, sighing. He raised his right wing. More drones dislodged from the corviknight robot's wings. They rained Thunderbolts down on Gyarados and her mantine flunkies from above.

"I spit upon your rudeness," Gilbert scoffed. "Zis is between ze silly little rebels et moi." He gestured to the quartet.

The startled gasps and mutters from the crowd grew louder. Several were asking what Gilbert meant by that.

Igneous spewed a Flamethrower at the chatot. Squawking, he steered his drone out of the way.

"Asshole's blowing our cover," the grovlazzle snarled. "Let's get rid of him."

"Sacre bleu! So quick to ze persecution!" Gilbert raised his wings innocently. "But I am simply dropping by to give you all ze thanking."

"The hell you talking about?" Embers crackled on Igneous' back. He looked ready to spawn his volcarona wings. But no one on the team had used any of their crazy powers yet.

Noctum glanced toward the commentator's booth. He could barely make out Gus screaming something at Xander, but the sylveon was watching all this with an amused expression.

"For keeping ze meatheads preoccupied, of course!" Gilbert said, adjusting his eyepatch. "What did you call zem, again? Medisees?"

Valkyrie crouched into a fighting stance. "Why are you getting mixed up with them?"

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

One of the corviknight bot's drones dropped a screaming nickit from the air. He landed with a soft thud in the turf between two pools. Seconds later, a greedent and grapploct landed on top of him. Electric burns covered them from head to toe.

Gilbert beamed. "To raid zere stupid homebase, of course! We found ze treasured trove! All thanks to your distractions!"

Igneous and Valkyrie's jaws slackened. Noctum looked up again and saw the perrserker gesturing wildly in the commentator's booth. Xander was laughing and apparently filming the guy with one of those uPhones.

"I was hoping for more of ze drama and emotions, personally, but ze beggars cannot be ze choosers," Gilbert continued, shrugging. His drone zipped him left to dodge a Dragon Pulse from Valkyrie. "Like ze prince storming in to beg his lover to reconsider. He is in ze city, oui?"

That got Xander's attention up in the commentator's box. The crowd's muttering continued. And Noctum heard shouts in the tunnels. Were Medici goons about to swarm the stadium? They'd never reach Gilbert, but they could certainly cause problems for Noctum and the others.

This was bad. But Gilbert was focused on Igneous and Valkyrie.

Noctum tore open a rift and spewed bright blue fire into it. The rift's other side opened by the corviknight robot's head. It was far too large to avoid the Flamethrower. It wobbled in midair, the red lights along its mechanical wings flickering erratically.

Squawking in surprise, Gilbert's drone carried him higher into the air. "What do you think you are doing? Leave Iron Wings Willie alone!"

Noctum let his flames do the talking, spewing another blue Flamethrower across Willie's back. Its altitude dropped further.

"I will not stand for zis insulting!" The chatot's feathers puffed up, though it hardly made him look intimidating. "Willie, make with ze attacking!"

Willie's wings glowed bright red. All the mechanical feathers dislodged into drones similar to the one Gilbert rode. Some immediately fired Air Slash crescents at Noctum, while others carried pirates that took off toward the ground.

The cosmic charizard quickly found himself scrambling in midair. He rolled left past one set of Air Slashes, then right to dodge another. Then he flapped his wings and made it over a third before a fourth smacked his nebula belly and propelled him away.

Now the crowd was screaming instead of muttering. Though Noctum didn't hear the trampling of footsteps to suggest people were running for the exits.

Noctum got his bearings just in time to see more Air Slash crescents heading toward him from the drones. Willie opened its beak and a large cyclone raced toward Noctum. There was no way he could dodge this stuff just by flying.

Wait!

He dropped from the air, opening a rift underneath him. Noctum reappeared behind Willie and doused its backside in blue flames. Sparks raced along its torso. Noctum was already strafing left through the air, which took him away from the retaliatory Air Slash crescents the drones unleashed.

"Non! Left! He's going left!" Gilbert squawked. Noctum had no idea where the chatot was anymore. His hijacking of the stadium speakers had his voice coming from all directions.

Half a dozen drones attempted to surround Noctum, but he flew up into a rift and reappeared between Willie's legs. He turned and spewed a Flamethrower at the robo-corviknight's right leg. Willie tried to kick the cosmic charizard with his left leg, but Noctum dove under its tail feathers, then immediately swooped back up. He caught a glimpse of Artemis and Valkyrie exchanging blasts with a few drone-mounted galvantula.

Noctum spat a couple of fireballs at them, only to jolt as electricity struck his horns from above. His wings stiffened for a moment and three other drones seized the opportunity to shock him from behind. One of the water pools quickly rushed up to meet him.

He couldn't loosen up his wings enough in time. Noctum splashed down, grunting from the force of striking the water.

Instincts initially told him to resurface. His tail flame was going to go out if he wasn't quick, after all! But after a couple of seconds, he realized the starry tail flame was perfectly fine. And surfacing was what Gilbert no doubt expected. Noctum saw blurry drone silhouettes crackling with electricity.

Instead, Noctum opened up another rift. Water poured out along with him, dousing five drones from above. They collided with one another and exploded in bursts of gray smoke.

"Zat is cheating!" Gilbert fumed through the speakers.

"#DealWithIt, dweeb!"

Noctum stiffened. He glanced at the commentator's booth on his right and saw a familiar sylveon in a pink lace dress standing atop it, brandishing a uphone... styled to look just like him, outfit and all.

"You think you're being disruptive? Ha!" Xander pulled down his right eyelid and stuck out his tongue. "We've gone #viral, bitches! #RebelRunts and #PitifulPirates are at the top of Chatter's trending page! The #XanFam's already spent three million eternabucks betting on this, too!"

"Why you— fire all ze things! I want zat charizard sauteed and served with fresh lemon glaze!"

Sizzling in the air sent Noctum flying to his right. He barely avoided a mix of Thunderbolts and Air Slashes. He turned around to see Willie sending another cyclone at him. Noctum dove into a rift and reappeared between Willie's legs again. Only this time, there were two drones ready and waiting.

He threw up a Protect shield to eat the Air Slashes, while drifting toward the robo-corviknight's damaged right leg. C'mon...

"Zere! Fire! FIIIIIIIRE!"

Noctum smirked as the drone took the bait, launching a Thunderbolt at him... and, by extension, Willie's leg.

The Thunderbolt struck the leg, blowing it clean off. Noctum endured a flurry of metal shrapnel slicing at his arms and torso in order to shoot a brilliant blue Flamethrower into the newly made hole in Willie's body.

"Noctum, look out!"

At Valkyrie's cry, Noctum folded his wings and fell into a rift. When he reappeared higher in the air, he saw Willie losing altitude below him. Its red lights were struggling to stay on. His teammates had destroyed most of the drones that went after them and were chasing after a couple of arcanine and manectric pirates frantically trying to escape.

"Aw, snaps! Looks like the #RebelRunts have got the #PitifulPirates on the ropes!" Xander said between bouts of laughter. "Who could've seen this coming? Oh, wait, eighty-five percent of the audience predicted the #RebelRunts winning. My #XanFam's full of #SmartCookies!"

"Ohhhh, poor Willie!" Gilbert's drone hovered toward the failing robo-corviknight. "Look at how zey have massacred you!" He brought his wing up by his head like he was about to dramatically faint. "What a horrible tragedy zat we must blow you up while our insurance eats ze expenses!"

Noctum's mouth flames shrank. "Wait, what?!"

The sole remaining drones carried the battered arcanine and manectric up to the chatot. "Are ye sure?" Arcanine asked.

"Ouuuuiiiiii!" Gilbert proclaimed, his voice growing quieter as his drone rapidly ferried him away from the stadium.

"Stop them!" Valkyrie shouted from the ground. Noctum realized she was yelling at him, but by the time he'd gathered a Dragon Pulse in his mouth, Willie dropped from the air, its body glowing bright orange. Igneous was flying away with his volcarona wings, dragging Artemis along with him. Valkyrie sprinted for the nearest tunnel. And the audience was finally running for the exits.

Willie hit the water and surrounding turf. The initial burst of heat and napalm vaporized the water instantly. But a pink, misty dome covered in sparkling hearts suddenly surrounded Willie, containing the chain of explosions. Noctum hovered high in the air, watching Willie crumble and melt into slag and metallic debris. Once the orange flashes faded, the pink dome disappeared.

"What did I tell ya, #XanFam?" Xander declared, striding confidently atop the commentator's booth. "I had this thing on lock. Can I get some EZ Claps in the chat?"

The crowd — or what was left of them — was... applauding? And the sylveon was basking in it, waving with two ribbons and blowing kisses with another!

Noctum's head pounded. Xander's shenanigans were bad enough, but the pirates' presence raised uncomfortable questions. They could make rifts... and had giant robots like what the emperor was making? Not to mention they seemed to have knowledge about the anomalies and other issues plaguing the world.

Just who were these guys? What sort of resources did Captain Blackskull have?

"Xander, please stop this!"

A nasally, pleading whinny snapped Noctum out of his thoughts. The cosmic charizard spotted a ponytales galloping into the arena with a dragonair and toxtricity hot on his tail.

Noctum quickly dove down. Over to the right, Valkyrie had stopped dragging around Medici goons to whirl on the three newcomers.

"What part of don't leave the hotel didn't register?!" the garchomp growled.

Shimmer clumsily hopped up on some of the non-burning remains of the robo-corviknight. "Listen to me, Xander! I don't care if you don't actually like me and only used me for clout! But this has gone too far!"

He stomped a forehoof down, only to wince when the rubble he was standing on threatened to crumble underneath him. To save face, Shimmer quickly continued, "You're putting innocent lives at risk!" He looked down. "I may be a lousy asshole, but even at my worst I didn't want to hurt anyone!"

"L-O-freaking-L!" Xander's laughter carried through his uphone. Enough so that some of the crowd joined him in laughing at Shimmer. The ponytales started to shrink back, only to freeze when he realized his rear hoof had no ground to stand on.

"Maybe your #FaceTurn suckered those #RebelRunts, but #YaBoiXander sees it for what it is," the sylveon said. "#FakeAF. Cuz everything about you is F-A-K-E, fake, fake, FAKE! At least #YaBoiXander knows when to jump ship to the winning side. You're such a loser you've gone from being #CrownPrinceOfLoserville to #RebelRuntChump!"

Noctum had heard enough. If Xander wasn't going to do anything besides blow hot air, then it was time for him to act. Just like with Gilbert. All he had to do was open a rift and—

Wait.

The cosmic charizard's tail flame shrank. Why couldn't he open a rift to the commentator's booth? They were working just fine for him earlier! Paradigm lieutenants couldn't stop his rift. At least, Noctum didn't think they could. The only one who he recalled having that effect... was Xeromus.

Noctum looked around in a panic. The stadium seats weren't exactly packed. It should've been easy to pick Xeromus out, even in a crowd. But he got nothing.

"You know what I think, Xander? You're projecting!"

Igneous buzzed underneath Noctum, over to Shimmer's side atop the pile of rubble.

"You're calling him a fake loser because that's what you are!" The grovlazzle pointed an accusatory claw. Noctum flew left to scan the other half of the stadium. "All you care about is people watching you and showering you with undeserved praise about how amazing you are for doing jack shit! You're a textbook worthless narcissistic asshole! I bet the emperor treats you like the joke you are!"

No signs of Xeromus anywhere. Noctum tried opening a rift again and it didn't work.

He looked to the sky. Nothing. Then he looked at the ground. Scarlett was nervously watching Igneous and Shimmer while Nikki showered Nickit, Greedent, and Grapploct in electric sparks to paralyze them so Valkyrie could roll them toward the arena's south tunnel.

What was he missing? Why didn't his rifts work?

Ah, forget it. If Noctum couldn't get the jump on Xander with rifts, then he could still go with good old fashioned brute fo—

A loud blast rang out to Noctum's right. He turned to the commentator's box to find it a smoking, smoldering mess with the nearest crowd members practically climbing over themselves to get away.

"Gotcha!"

Igneous barely managed to lift Shimmer up by several of his tails and carry him away seconds before a large, brown and gray bear slammed into the pile of rubble from above. She locked eyes with Noctum briefly. Roaring, a red, moon-like sphere appeared over her head.

Next thing Noctum knew, he was staring down a large red beam! The cosmic charizard rolled right, but misjudged just how wide it was. It grazed his left wing. Searing pain forced Noctum into a rough landing that sent him rolling across dirt and burnt grass.

The stadium speakers crackled back to life, despite the commentator's booth being reduced to burning slag like some of the rubble piles littering the stadium.

"#AdBreak's over, #XanFam!" Xander gleefully proclaimed. "Now that #YaBoiXander's whet your appetite with some surprise pirate shenanigans, it's time to give you all something to really sink your teeth into!"

Rough, scaly arms pulled Noctum back up.

"Look alive. I think we found out what happened to that missing ursaluna."

Valkyrie nudged his head back toward the rubble piles in the middle of the arena. Ursaluna roared once again. This time, though, Noctum spotted someone sitting on her shoulder.

... A certain plump perrserker.

"You really thought you could pull the wool over Big Gus' eyes? Ha!"

Gus pointed an accusatory claw at Valkyrie. "Y'know, there was always a rumor dat li'l ol' Prisma done escaped Citadark. Never gave it da time of day. But dat look in your eyes... oh-ho, I remember it well."

He held tightly onto Ursaluna's fur as she roared and beat her chest.

"You crash my party while your weirdo pirate friends ransack my home?" Gus scoffed. "It's only fair my new friend and I return da favor!"

This was bad. Ursaluna had to be that other Paradigm lieutenant Gene mentioned, right? What was her name again?!

"Gene, we've got a situation," Noctum said. Valkyrie had let go of him and was staring at Gus with a mixture of shock and fury. "What was your plan for Ursaluna going on the offensive?"

"Gene's line's gone dead, Noctum," Cid said. "We can't reach anyone who left for Eternatus' core. I think Valhalla blocks our X-transceiver network."

The ground shook. Yelping, Noctum dove right, taking Valkyrie with him. An Earth Power kicked up a plume of dirt right where they'd been standing.

"Cut it out, Xander!" Shimmer pleaded from somewhere across the stadium. "It's not too late to change! If I can do it—"

"Blah, blah, blah. STFU, #ClownPrince!" Xander responded. "All right, #XanFam, let's get that chat bumping for Big Gus and Lieutenant Turian! You too, crowd! Help 'em give these #RebelRunts hell!"

Noctum managed to get back to his feet, but Valkyrie was still dazed. He got the garchomp standing again.

"Stay with me, Val!" The cosmic charizard jabbed her side.

"Huh? Wha?" Valkyrie blinked several times. "What are you doing?"

"What you told me to," Noctum said. "Keeping you grounded." He jerked his head toward the ursaluna and perrserker. "Now, how about we take these guys out together?"

Crouching into a fighting stance, Valkyrie nodded.

"Right. I'm... I'm with you. Gimme a boost?"

Noctum turned so she could climb onto his back. She was heavy, to be sure, but he was able to take off just in time to avoid another Earth Power.

Sure, the fight with Willie had tired him out. And the lack of rifts was annoying. But Valkyrie's confidence in him had given Noctum his second wind. And with some reinforcements, they'd be the ones giving Xander's cronies hell.
 

Spiteful Murkrow

Busy Writing Stories I Want to Read
Pronouns
He/Him/His
Partners
  1. nidoran-f
  2. druddigon
  3. swellow
  4. lugia
  5. growlithe
  6. quilava-fobbie
  7. sneasel-kate
  8. heliolisk-fobbie
Heya, feeling unmotivated to do anything creative tonight, so I'll take that as a cue to try and do something different and belt out a day and date(-ish) review of Path of Valor for the first time in a while.

Chapter 110

Though wait, is that title implying there are multiple Eternatus in this setting?
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Noctum walked his empty plate and silverware across the hotel suite toward the kitchenette. Scarlett was already coiled beside the open dishwasher, tapping the beaded end of her tail against it.

"So, things are going okay so far?" the dragonair asked.

Smells like these two haven't had much to do lately from that background music you teed up in the first paragraph.

"I guess?" Noctum handed her his plate, followed by his silverware. "The opponents we fought were, uh, not exactly difficult. One of them scored a direct hit with a Rock Slide and I... barely felt a thing." He poked his right shoulder, where the attack had hit. It wasn't even sore.

"Even Eternatus Troopers are tougher than 'em."

I was going to say that it was a shame that we didn't get to see any of these battles, but if a 4x strong move barely dented Noctum... yeah, I can see why you just hit the fast-forward button even if it'd have been nice to have a highlight reel on a background PV or something.

The cosmic charizard's tail flame shrank as he caught Valkyrie out of the corner of his eye. Even during something as simple as dinner, the garchomp kept getting the drop on him.

"I guess it isn't that surprising," Valkyrie continued, voice slightly muffled as she picked a piece of meat out of her teeth with a claw. "The toughest 'mon in Radiance all work for yakuza."

Wait, wait, wait. Just how atrophied are Radiance 'mons' strength relative to the average Aeon's? Since if an Aeon with mid-tier training can just shrug off a run of the mill tourney entrant, it makes me wonder how on earth this place has been able to pen Aeon up in Temu Mordor for over a millennia.

"With a few exceptions," Noctum butted in. He laughed nervously when Valkyrie squinted at him, then quickly tried to save face by asking, "I have always wondered why that seems to be the case, though. Back home, everyone had to train so they could be ready to use Cosmic Blessing to ward off distortion."

That would probably explain a thing or two about how Radiance has lost a nontrivial portion of its land to the distortion over the ages, honestly. I'm going to chalk that up to something something, deliberate choice by Enamorus.

"Which would, I suppose, be true for the Radiant Guard."

Wait, they can use Cosmic Blessing, too? Or is Valkyrie counting them among the exceptions for Radiance Pokémon being wet paper bag-tier fighters?

Artemis slithered his way between Noctum and Valkyrie. The cosmic milotic handed his plate and fork to Scarlett with a starcloud ribbon. "But Vortex's company makes a lot of stuff that encourages lazier lifestyles." He turned and gestured to the PV screen on the wall far behind them.

"Most pokémon have no reason to train or battle." Valkyrie walked around the kitchenette's counter, resting her right claw on the marble. "Which leaves them weak. And generations of that weakness have compounded on one another."

Ah yes, the wonders of epigenetics. Or I suppose in this case, epidysgenics. Though that makes me wonder if there are certain disorders among Radiance Pokémon that are otherwise extremely rare among Pokémon leading more natural lifestyles.

She paused. "Or, at least, that's what Sakaki claims."

"Well, it's not just him."

Igneous was the last to walk his dinner plate over. He placed it on the counter and slid it across, where Scarlett could grab it in her mouth. Shimmer and Starlene lingered behind him. The former lacked a plate, but he'd apparently eaten while watching the tournament on PV.

The grovlazzle drummed his claws on the counter. "He claims he got that from his father who got it from his father and so on." Igneous lazily twirled his other hand around.

Oh, so Sakaki is basically a distant descendant of Gio's Nidoking akin to how Gus is very strongly implied to be a distant descendant of TRio Meowth, huh?

"What about the Medicis?" Noctum tapped his chin in thought. "They're yakuza, so—"

Valkyrie snorted out blue-purple embers. "Buncha shortcut-taking, drug-abusing assholes."

"Drugs?" The cosmic charizard raised a brow.

"They make 'medicine' that turns you stronger," Valkyrie scoffed, making air quotes with her claws.

Those are just called vitamins and Exp. Candies, Valkyrie. Though I'm snerking at the mental image of a Garchomp air-quoting right now.

"Part of the Ryujin's business involves stealing the drugs and reconstituting them into stuff that will actually heal someone," Igneous added. "But they work faster than we can intervene."

Oh, so Medici steroids are basically a bunch of snake oil. Makes one wonder how nobody's noticed all this time that their goods don't deliver.

"Right." Noctum looked at the kitchenette's black tile floor. Did any of that really matter anymore when they were all involved in a much bigger fight?

You'd think not, but this story has a talent for seemingly irrelevant details becoming important down the road, Noctum. So don't blow things off completely.

Igneous must've picked up that from Noctum's expression. The grovlazzle turned around, leaning back against the counter. "I guess none of that's important, though. We're here for Xander."

He glanced at Shimmer. [ ]

"How you holding up, by the way? Jackass wouldn't shut up over the stadium speakers, so I imagine the PV feed wasn't much better."

I kinda wonder if it'd have made sense to show off a bit more of what Shimmer's present emotional state is, since there wasn't much of an indication provided in that passing acknowledgement that Shimmer was here in the room.

The ponytales' ears folded. "I'm... hanging in there."

He slowly paced across the carpeted floor on the other side of the kitchenette counter.

"He's made me out to be this... slutty bimbo. If this broadcast really is getting a lot of attention, then I don't know what's going to happen when this is all over."

Bruh, that's your main concern when the entirety of the Radiant Crown's legitimacy is dangling by a thread right now?

An uneasy silence followed. Noctum wasn't sure he knew Shimmer well enough to offer any support. Even if Yuna were in the same spot, he'd struggle to come up with anything.

Although there was a different angle to it.

"I think... a lot of us are in the same boat," the cosmic charizard offered. He sucked in a sharp breath. "It'll be hard to go back to the way things were, knowing everything that we do."

More like impossible unless your author busts out the tactical amnesia ray, but I see that you haven't come to terms with that yet, Noctum.

Valkyrie smirked. "Hell of an understatement, Palkia."

The nebulas in Noctum's belly swirled around.

Noctum: "Right, make that impossible to go back to the way things were."
:dizzyzard:


Igneous pushed himself off the counter. "What he's getting at is that everyone's lives have gotten upended. If we're able to stop Paradox and Zodiark, then we're going to need a lot of time to figure out what's next." He looked at Shimmer. "But it's not something you have to deal with by yourself."

"Look at that!" Starlene hovered between the grovlazzle and ponytales, beaming. "Mr. 'I don't need anyone but me' is embracing the power of friendship!"

Igneous: "... Never do that again." >_>;
Starlene: "Oh come on, I heard you earlier! Don't even try to deny it!"

She comically shed a nonexistent tear. "It makes a latias so proud."

Igneous' head leaf caught fire. "Do you mind?"

Yeah, I figured that Iggy would get annoyed by that.
:loltias~2:


Sighing, Scarlett recalled Starlene to her neck bauble. "Sorry. I think she gets a bit more obnoxious when I'm tired."

Huh, that's an interesting correlation. I wonder if that's from Scarlett lacking the energy to keep Starlene in line, or if that's something different.

"It's barely evening." Artemis turned to the window on the opposite side of the suite from the kitchenette. Even with the blinds down, there was some orange sunlight seeping in.

"She was, um, singing some soothing songs for me earlier," Shimmer admitted, rubbing his forelegs together nervously. "To help me not panic while Xander was going on a tirade about me."

Wait, Starlene's physically capable of performing music other than pop songs? Makes me curious as to what she sang to help manage Shimmer's nerves.

"Ah." The cosmic milotic's eyebrows curled up. "That'd do it, I guess." He stretched out his ribbons. "Well, I'm going to wash up. Dibs on the master bath." Artemis slithered away before anyone could protest.

Igneous lazily walked around the kitchenette counter. "I'll give Scarlett a hand cleaning up."

Quite literally, since she's a bit short on the 'hand' department there.
:loltias~2:


"Uh, same." Shimmer propped himself up against the counter. "Don't, y'know, want to be a bad guest or anything."

Noctum looked at Valkyrie. The garchomp turned around. "Guess I'll use the other bathroom to shower."

That actually makes me wonder how baths and showers are set up in this setting anyways, and if they're materially different from how they are for humans.

"Oh, uh..." Noctum looked at the layer of dirt caking his starry belly. "I was kinda hoping to go first..."

Valkyrie stopped mid-step and took one look at him. "All right. Fine. But clog up the drain with all that dirt and I'll kill you."

:VidriBlink:


Noctum actually likes taking a shower? I mean, I suppose I shouldn't rule it out given that the SM Charizard apparently liked hot springs, but...

"Aha ha... very funny." The cosmic charizard lumbered past Valkyrie, trying to keep a confident grin on his face.

Noctum: "Um, that was a joke, right?"
:ohnowen:


She stopped him, however. The garchomp grabbed his right arm and dragged Noctum into the smaller bathroom.

"Wha— hey!" Noctum looked around in a panic. "I, uh, don't think this shower was built for us to share."

Valkyrie glared at him. Noctum stared back blankly.

"Was it something I said?"

Noctum: "Were... you not joking about the clogging the drain comment?"
:scaredzard:


She smacked the bathroom door closed with her tail, sighing. "I'm not even going to entertain that. I pulled you aside to talk." Valkyrie bit her lip. "Briefly."

Oh, well this is definitely new. Though what is going on in Val's head here anyways?

"Oh." Noctum knew there were better places for that than the bathroom, but if he voiced that thought he'd probably get another scaly knee to his groin.

Valkyrie finally let go of him and pivoted to her right. "I know you think there was something off about me today."

"Hmm?"

Noctum: "Um... is this going to lead to a conversation about that time of the month-?"
:fearfullaugh~2:

Valkyrie: "What-? No! Zardy, read the damn room!"
:seviAAAAAAAAAAA:


"You saw my arms shaking when I heard Gus over the stadium speakers," the garchomp said, squeezing her eyes shut. "And I kept looking over to the broadcast booth."

Now that she mentioned it, Noctum had noticed that. He figured Gene put her up to it or something. But the way she was describing it said otherwise.

"I take it this Gus guy's the reason?" the cosmic charizard said.

Valkyrie nodded. Eyes still shut, she took several deep breaths.

"He's the one."

Noctum: "Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean, 'the one'?" .-.

"Hmm?"

"Gus was the guy who sold me out," she whispered. A purple tinge took over her claws and fangs. "He's the reason I got locked up in Citadark."

:bidoof:


Yeah, I can see why Val was taking that well™ there.

Noctum's tail flame shrank. "Oh," was all he could manage.

"He wasn't always so sleazy," Valkyrie continued. "Gus took much better care of himself when I was younger. Carried himself a certain way. Made me think I could trust him."

Lol. Lmao. Just saying, "no honor among thieves" is an idiom for a reason, Valkyrie. And it tends to apply to criminals more generally.

She opened her eyes. Her usual fiery glare was back. "As much as I want him six feet under, I'm not about to jeopardize this assignment."

Valkyrie's gaze dropped to the floor. "But I... wanted you to know. B-Because I trust you... to keep me grounded in the worst-case scenario."

Noctum: Uh... okay? But... how do I do that again?"
:fearfullaugh~2:


Noctum's head throbbed.

Irida stood at the edge of the lake, her gaze shifting between Noctum and Akari.

"Listen." She put her hand to her chest. "I... I want to battle mighty Palkia!"

Ah yes, flashback time again.

Noctum's wings folded. Was she out of her mind? He could down Glaceon with a single Spacial Rend. He was sure of it!

"I want to prove to myself that when the Pearl Clan worshiped mighty Palkia, thinking it was almighty Sinnoh...our belief, at least, was real!"

Noctum: "No, no, I believe it! You don't have to-!"
:ohnowen:


She looked out over the lake. "You told me... that battling is how people and pokémon can start to understand one another, yes?"

Akari glanced at Noctum. He nodded. She'd told him and his siblings that on more than one occasion.

"Then I wish to understand you and mighty Palkia better," Irida said, a fierce determination in her eyes. "Even if our gap in strength is wide, I trust you and Palkia to handle this."

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"—tum? Noctum, you there?"

Valkyrie jabbed the cosmic charizard's belly with her elbow.

"Ah, yes. Sorry, I—"

The garchomp scowled. "Were you listening to me?"

Noctum: "Er... honestly, no. B-But there's a perfectly reasonable explanation, I swear!"
:ohnowen:


Noctum vigorously nodded. "I was. And I'm... glad you trust me enough to bring this up." He offered her an arm. "I'll keep it in mind, though I think you're strong enough to handle yourself."

Noctum: "(Boy I sure hope that she didn't say anything important after the 'keeping her grounded' part...)"
:uhhh:


They gazed silently at one another for a bit. Then Valkyrie whispered, "Thanks."

She silently opened the bathroom door and stepped through it, shutting it behind her.

Warmth rising in his chest, Noctum opened the glass shower door and turned the water on.

Noctum: "Hoo boy, no pressure or anything there..."
:sweats:


"Time to keep the #Destructapalooza train chugging!"

Noctum stood at the edge of one of the tunnels leading out into the arena. A concerningly buff decidueye with a red holowear hoodie had told him and the others to wait until Xander announced the team before heading out. It was the same deal as yesterday.

Oh, I'm just realizing that those performance-enhancing drugs the Medicis sling are likely the reason why their underlings are consistently described as being 'buff'. Though this is definitely some different BGM than I was expecting for a scene with Xander in it.

He tuned out the other team's introduction, instead focusing on a gyarados flying in with three mantine flanking her.

Right, fishmons are Flying Seafood Specials in this story. Even if I still find myself double-taking at moments like these.

"Tch. You guys'll have to pick up the slack for me."

Igneous approached Noctum's side, arms crossed. The grovlazzle eyed the gyarados nervously.

"It shouldn't be that bad, right?" Noctum said.

"Hope so."

Aaaaaaand you two jinxed it, I can already tell. Especially since I vividly remember from my battles with Lance that Ice Fang is not exactly rare on Gyarados.

"And in the blue corner, we got the reptilian fearsome foursome, #TeamScalebound!" Xander declared.

Artemis pushed past Noctum and Igneous to lead the quartet out into the stadium. The battlefield had pools of water surrounded by fake grass. Clearly, it was playing to their opponents' advantage. Valkyrie was looking around at the fake palm trees, trying to scout out a potential sniping spot.

Igneous: "I swear, does that stupid fairy know that we entered this tournament? How on earth is this fair?!"
:grohno~2:


The audience, at least, offered a smattering of applause. So their performance yesterday had won some folks over.

Oh boy, so how badly were they booed in their first match anyways?
:loltias~2:


"Could be worse," Artemis said. The cosmic milotic came to a stop at the edge of one of the pools. "He could be actively heckling us. Trying to turn the crowd against us and all that."

"All right. Looks like the combatants are set," Xander said. "Which means it's time for a—"

Instead of the siren their previous day's matches started with, loud bells echoed through the stadium.

Oh yeah, that's an ominous turn in the background music. I assume that this arrangement is used for the second MvG fight in the TTYD remake, since boy is that significantly more menacing than what it sounded like in the original game.

"Up there!" Valkyrie pointed a claw skyward. A blinding blue flash gave way to a large robotic corviknight that hovered high in the air, near the top of the stadium.

Noctum flinched as the speakers squeaked and crackled. Whatever Xander was trying to announce became garbled up and a familiar voice soon replaced him.

"Haaa ha ha ha ha! Bonjour, my precious little scallywags!"

Valkyrie: "Oh, you have got to be freaking kidding me..."
:mewtwofacepalm:


Igneous backed away from the others, cupping his claws around his eyes. "Who's saying that? Did someone hijack the stadium speakers?"

Valkyrie's shoulders sagged. "Oh, you have got to be kidding me."

:hoodLUL:


Man, when I call 'em, I call 'em.

A small, bird-shaped drone dislodged from one of the corviknight robot's giant wings. It descended toward the ground, carrying a familiar chatot who held some sort of strange rectangular device in his wings.

"Mademoiselle Chomp!" Gilbert fluttered his eyelids at Valkyrie. "What a delightful little surprise to find you here."

Valkyrie: "Oh my god, will you seriously just piss off right now?! Why are you even here?!"
:WHY:


After a beat, he added. "I say, knowing zere is no surprise, because Chatot Gilbert, first mate extraordinaire, already knew you were here!"

"Oi, what's the big idea?!" Gyarados roared. "Clear on out, ya little freak!"

Gilbert shook his head, sighing. He raised his right wing. More drones dislodged from the corviknight robot's wings. They rained Thunderbolts down on Gyarados and her mantine flunkies from above.

Noctum: "Hey! We were supposed to fight them!"
:ragezard:

Gilbert: "Not with our author, you weren't."
:proudmander:


"I spit upon your rudeness," Gilbert scoffed. "Zis is between ze silly little rebels et moi." He gestured to the quartet.

The startled gasps and mutters from the crowd grew louder. Several were asking what Gilbert meant by that.

Igneous spewed a Flamethrower at the chatot. Squawking, he steered his drone out of the way.

Igneous: "Well, looks like we're in for a battle after all. Even if I honestly would've rather dealt with getting soaked by that other team."
:gardexhausted:


"Asshole's blowing our cover," the grovlazzle snarled. "Let's get rid of him."

Oh, oh. Yeah, I'd completely forgotten about how Valkyrie entered herself as a male Garchomp. Should've also set that holowear to make yourself shiny, Val. Even if it’s kinda moot from Gilbert just outing that you’re rebels.

"Sacre bleu! So quick to ze persecution!" Gilbert raised his wings innocently. "But I am simply dropping by to give you all ze thanking."

"The hell you talking about?" Embers crackled on Igneous' back. He looked ready to spawn his volcarona wings. But no one on the team had used any of their crazy powers yet.

Noctum glanced toward the commentator's booth. He could barely make out Gus screaming something at Xander, but the sylveon was watching all this with an amused expression.

Xander:
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Igneous: "Pls no."
:grohno~2:


"For keeping ze meatheads preoccupied, of course!" Gilbert said, adjusting his eyepatch. "What did you call zem, again? Medisees?"

Valkyrie crouched into a fighting stance. "Why are you getting mixed up with them?"

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

One of the corviknight bot's drones dropped a screaming nickit from the air. He landed with a soft thud in the turf between two pools. Seconds later, a greedent and grapploct landed on top of him. Electric burns covered them from head to toe.

Carpaccio: "... Ow."
:riplup:



Gilbert beamed. "To raid zere stupid homebase, of course! We found ze treasured trove! All thanks to your distractions!"

Igneous and Valkyrie's jaws slackened. Noctum looked up again and saw the perrserker gesturing wildly in the commentator's booth. Xander was laughing and apparently filming the guy with one of those uPhones.

Xander:
:smugzel:

Team Scalebound:
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"I was hoping for more of ze drama and emotions, personally, but ze beggars cannot be ze choosers," Gilbert continued, shrugging. His drone zipped him left to dodge a Dragon Pulse from Valkyrie. "Like ze prince storming in to beg his lover to reconsider. He is in ze city, oui?"

That got Xander's attention up in the commentator's box. The crowd's muttering continued. And Noctum heard shouts in the tunnels. Were Medici goons about to swarm the stadium? They'd never reach Gilbert, but they could certainly cause problems for Noctum and the others.

Looks like I jumped the the gun on that Judy Hopps gif, since the gang's definitely got that reaction going on right about now.

This was bad. But Gilbert was focused on Igneous and Valkyrie.

Noctum tore open a rift and spewed bright blue fire into it. The rift's other side opened by the corviknight robot's head. It was far too large to avoid the Flamethrower. It wobbled in midair, the red lights along its mechanical wings flickering erratically.

Oh, so that's what the MvG battle theme sounds like in the TTYD remake. Not a bad mix, really.

Squawking in surprise, Gilbert's drone carried him higher into the air. "What do you think you are doing? Leave Iron Wings Willie alone!"

Noctum let his flames do the talking, spewing another blue Flamethrower across Willie's back. Its altitude dropped further.

Gilbert, considering how thoroughly you've grenaded the gang's infiltration plan, you should consider yourself lucky that they're not doing more to try and blow up your mecha Corviknight right about now.

"I will not stand for zis insulting!" The chatot's feathers puffed up, though it hardly made him look intimidating. "Willie, make with ze attacking!"

Willie's wings glowed bright red. All the mechanical feathers dislodged into drones similar to the one Gilbert rode. Some immediately fired Air Slash crescents at Noctum, while others carried pirates that took off toward the ground.

Space Pirate #1: -sees Team Scalebound - "Oh boy, did I pick the wrong day to quit drinking."
:HessScared:


The cosmic charizard quickly found himself scrambling in midair. He rolled left past one set of Air Slashes, then right to dodge another. Then he flapped his wings and made it over a third before a fourth smacked his nebula belly and propelled him away.

Now the crowd was screaming instead of muttering. Though Noctum didn't hear the trampling of footsteps to suggest people were running for the exits.

Gilbert: "For ze record, you scallywags are all a lot of ungrateful philistines. Zis is how you react to being given a proper show?!" >v>

Noctum got his bearings just in time to see more Air Slash crescents heading toward him from the drones. Willie opened its beak and a large cyclone raced toward Noctum. There was no way he could dodge this stuff just by flying.

Wait!

He dropped from the air, opening a rift underneath him. Noctum reappeared behind Willie and doused its backside in blue flames. Sparks raced along its torso. Noctum was already strafing left through the air, which took him away from the retaliatory Air Slash crescents the drones unleashed.

So... I take it that this is a sign that the tourney arc's pretty finito after this, since it's going to be just a little difficult to clear that massive Corviknight mech after this is all over.

"Non! Left! He's going left!" Gilbert squawked. Noctum had no idea where the chatot was anymore. His hijacking of the stadium speakers had his voice coming from all directions.

Half a dozen drones attempted to surround Noctum, but he flew up into a rift and reappeared between Willie's legs. He turned and spewed a Flamethrower at the robo-corviknight's right leg. Willie tried to kick the cosmic charizard with his left leg, but Noctum dove under its tail feathers, then immediately swooped back up. He caught a glimpse of Artemis and Valkyrie exchanging blasts with a few drone-mounted galvantula.

I'm honestly surprised that Gilbert got any takers for this since you'd think they've have kept tabs on how Team Scalebound's members fared in past fights. That auto-teleport system must be doing wonders to raise their appetite for punishment.

Noctum spat a couple of fireballs at them, only to jolt as electricity struck his horns from above. His wings stiffened for a moment and three other drones seized the opportunity to shock him from behind. One of the water pools quickly rushed up to meet him.

He couldn't loosen up his wings enough in time. Noctum splashed down, grunting from the force of striking the water.

Noctum: "Ow."
:dizzyzard:


Instincts initially told him to resurface. His tail flame was going to go out if he wasn't quick, after all! But after a couple of seconds, he realized the starry tail flame was perfectly fine. And surfacing was what Gilbert no doubt expected. Noctum saw blurry drone silhouettes crackling with electricity.

Instead, Noctum opened up another rift. Water poured out along with him, dousing five drones from above. They collided with one another and exploded in bursts of gray smoke.

Noctum: "... Boy were those drones cheaply built if that's all it took to make them explode." .-.
Valkyrie: "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth! Hopefully the rest of feather duster's mech is built as cheaply!"

"Zat is cheating!" Gilbert fumed through the speakers.

"#DealWithIt, dweeb!"

Oh boy, now Xander's entered the chat, I see.

Noctum stiffened. He glanced at the commentator's booth on his right and saw a familiar sylveon in a pink lace dress standing atop it, brandishing a uphone... styled to look just like him, outfit and all.

"You think you're being disruptive? Ha!" Xander pulled down his right eyelid and stuck out his tongue. "We've gone #viral, bitches! #RebelRunts and #PitifulPirates are at the top of Chatter's trending page! The #XanFam's already spent three million eternabucks betting on this, too!"

Noctum: "So... uh... yeah, that cover's completely blown now. What was our plan B again?"
:fearfullaugh~2:


"Why you— fire all ze things! I want zat charizard sauteed and served with fresh lemon glaze!"

Missed opportunity to drop in a 'fire ze missiles' line to reference that ancient meme, but this is still pretty lulzy.

Sizzling in the air sent Noctum flying to his right. He barely avoided a mix of Thunderbolts and Air Slashes. He turned around to see Willie sending another cyclone at him. Noctum dove into a rift and reappeared between Willie's legs again. Only this time, there were two drones ready and waiting.

He threw up a Protect shield to eat the Air Slashes, while drifting toward the robo-corviknight's damaged right leg. C'mon...

"Zere! Fire! FIIIIIIIRE!"

Let's check in on Iron Wing Willie's bridge right about now:

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Noctum smirked as the drone took the bait, launching a Thunderbolt at him... and, by extension, Willie's leg.

The Thunderbolt struck the leg, blowing it clean off. Noctum endured a flurry of metal shrapnel slicing at his arms and torso in order to shoot a brilliant blue Flamethrower into the newly made hole in Willie's body.

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"Noctum, look out!"

At Valkyrie's cry, Noctum folded his wings and fell into a rift. When he reappeared higher in the air, he saw Willie losing altitude below him. Its red lights were struggling to stay on. His teammates had destroyed most of the drones that went after them and were chasing after a couple of arcanine and manectric pirates frantically trying to escape.

"Aw, snaps! Looks like the #RebelRunts have got the #PitifulPirates on the ropes!" Xander said between bouts of laughter. "Who could've seen this coming? Oh, wait, eighty-five percent of the audience predicted the #RebelRunts winning. My #XanFam's full of #SmartCookies!"

I mean... yeah, the Space Pirates have been portrayed as a credible threat to the protagonists exactly zero times in this story and have consistently been lulzy nuisances, so... yeah. Sucks to be that 15% that took the wrong side of the bet there.

"Ohhhh, poor Willie!" Gilbert's drone hovered toward the failing robo-corviknight. "Look at how zey have massacred you!" He brought his wing up by his head like he was about to dramatically faint. "What a horrible tragedy zat we must blow you up while our insurance eats ze expenses!"

Noctum's mouth flames shrank. "Wait, what?!"

>that delivery
:LULgia:


Though yeah, tourney arc's officially over here, since... yeah, hard to see how it can go on with such an explosive turn.

The sole remaining drones carried the battered arcanine and manectric up to the chatot. "Are ye sure?" Arcanine asked.

"Ouuuuiiiiii!" Gilbert proclaimed, his voice growing quieter as his drone rapidly ferried him away from the stadium.

So wait, did they just abandon all those Galvantula earlier, or did the teleport-on-faint system kick in? Since if the latter did, wouldn't that imply they have a mothership nearby?

"Stop them!" Valkyrie shouted from the ground. Noctum realized she was yelling at him, but by the time he'd gathered a Dragon Pulse in his mouth, Willie dropped from the air, its body glowing bright orange. Igneous was flying away with his volcarona wings, dragging Artemis along with him. Valkyrie sprinted for the nearest tunnel. And the audience was finally running for the exits.

Willie hit the water and surrounding turf. The initial burst of heat and napalm vaporized the water instantly. But a pink, misty dome covered in sparkling hearts suddenly surrounded Willie, containing the chain of explosions. Noctum hovered high in the air, watching Willie crumble and melt into slag and metallic debris. Once the orange flashes faded, the pink dome disappeared.

Well, might have called the end of the tournament a bit soon. Though Xander can do that now? Talk about a power upgrade on his part.

"What did I tell ya, #XanFam?" Xander declared, striding confidently atop the commentator's booth. "I had this thing on lock. Can I get some EZ Claps in the chat?"

The crowd — or what was left of them — was... applauding? And the sylveon was basking in it, waving with two ribbons and blowing kisses with another!

Ah yes, there's that song that you've been playing for Xander's appearances on his influencer show.

Noctum's head pounded. Xander's shenanigans were bad enough, but the pirates' presence raised uncomfortable questions. They could make rifts... and had giant robots like what the emperor was making? Not to mention they seemed to have knowledge about the anomalies and other issues plaguing the world.

Just who were these guys? What sort of resources did Captain Blackskull have?

Translation: they were recruited by Paradox something like 20-30 chapters ago, and are increasingly becoming state actors

"Xander, please stop this!"

A nasally, pleading whinny snapped Noctum out of his thoughts. The cosmic charizard spotted a ponytales galloping into the arena with a dragonair and toxtricity hot on his tail.

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Though Shimmer sounds nasally? Boy he really was getting carried all his life by his royal blood.

Noctum quickly dove down. Over to the right, Valkyrie had stopped dragging around Medici goons to whirl on the three newcomers.

"What part of don't leave the hotel didn't register?!" the garchomp growled.

Oh, so they are just casually getting mobbed by the Medicis right now. Guess the tourney arc really is over.

Shimmer clumsily hopped up on some of the non-burning remains of the robo-corviknight. "Listen to me, Xander! I don't care if you don't actually like me and only used me for clout! But this has gone too far!"

He stomped a forehoof down, only to wince when the rubble he was standing on threatened to crumble underneath him. To save face, Shimmer quickly continued, "You're putting innocent lives at risk!" He looked down. "I may be a lousy asshole, but even at my worst I didn't want to hurt anyone!"

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"L-O-freaking-L!" Xander's laughter carried through his uphone. Enough so that some of the crowd joined him in laughing at Shimmer. The ponytales started to shrink back, only to freeze when he realized his rear hoof had no ground to stand on.

"Maybe your #FaceTurn suckered those #RebelRunts, but #YaBoiXander sees it for what it is," the sylveon said. "#FakeAF. Cuz everything about you is F-A-K-E, fake, fake, FAKE! At least #YaBoiXander knows when to jump ship to the winning side. You're such a loser you've gone from being #CrownPrinceOfLoserville to #RebelRuntChump!"

Yeah, I figured. Though, uh... Xander's reason you suck speech there technically wasn't wrong for the way that Shimmer started in the Resistance or his entire life beforehand.

Noctum had heard enough. If Xander wasn't going to do anything besides blow hot air, then it was time for him to act. Just like with Gilbert. All he had to do was open a rift and— [ ]

Wait.

The cosmic charizard's tail flame shrank. Why couldn't he open a rift to the commentator's booth? They were working just fine for him earlier! Paradigm lieutenants couldn't stop his rift. At least, Noctum didn't think they could. The only one who he recalled having that effect... was Xeromus.

I think that it probably would’ve been worth explicitly showing Noctum trying to form a rift and getting no-sold, since that was admittedly a bit "told and not shown" for that reveal there.

Noctum looked around in a panic. The stadium seats weren't exactly packed. It should've been easy to pick Xeromus out, even in a crowd. But he got nothing.

"You know what I think, Xander? You're projecting!"

Ah yes, time for the gay version of a catfight.

Igneous buzzed underneath Noctum, over to Shimmer's side atop the pile of rubble.

"You're calling him a fake loser because that's what you are!" The grovlazzle pointed an accusatory claw. Noctum flew left to scan the other half of the stadium. "All you care about is people watching you and showering you with undeserved praise about how amazing you are for doing jack shit! You're a textbook worthless narcissistic asshole! I bet the emperor treats you like the joke you are!"

:burned~1:


Though I can already tell that Xander will take this in a totally normal and not completely unhinged manner, surely.

No signs of Xeromus anywhere. Noctum tried opening a rift again and it didn't work.

He looked to the sky. Nothing. Then he looked at the ground. Scarlett was nervously watching Igneous and Shimmer while Nikki showered Nickit, Greedent, and Grapploct in electric sparks to paralyze them so Valkyrie could roll them toward the arena's south tunnel.

Oh, hi Nikki. So much for sitting on the sidelines, huh?

What was he missing? Why didn't his rifts work?

Ah, forget it. If Noctum couldn't get the jump on Xander with rifts, then he could still go with good old fashioned brute fo—

Um, Noctum? I don't think that this is something that you want to just be casually brushing off like thi-

A loud blast rang out to Noctum's right. He turned to the commentator's box to find it a smoking, smoldering mess with the nearest crowd members practically climbing over themselves to get away.

"Gotcha!"

Igneous barely managed to lift Shimmer up by several of his tails and carry him away seconds before a large, brown and gray bear slammed into the pile of rubble from above. She locked eyes with Noctum briefly. Roaring, a red, moon-like sphere appeared over her head.

Yeah, see, I knew that you shouldn't have just dismissed your rift abilities not working, Noctum.

Next thing Noctum knew, he was staring down a large red beam! The cosmic charizard rolled right, but misjudged just how wide it was. It grazed his left wing. Searing pain forced Noctum into a rough landing that sent him rolling across dirt and burnt grass.

The stadium speakers crackled back to life, despite the commentator's booth being reduced to burning slag like some of the rubble piles littering the stadium.

"#AdBreak's over, #XanFam!" Xander gleefully proclaimed. "Now that #YaBoiXander's whet your appetite with some surprise pirate shenanigans, it's time to give you all something to really sink your teeth into!"

Noctum: "So... uh... yeah, this was a giant trap the entire time, wasn't it?"
:oofzard:

Valkyrie: "Gee, what tipped you off there?" >_>;

Rough, scaly arms pulled Noctum back up.

"Look alive. I think we found out what happened to that missing ursaluna."

Valkyrie nudged his head back toward the rubble piles in the middle of the arena. Ursaluna roared once again. This time, though, Noctum spotted someone sitting on her shoulder.

... A certain plump perrserker.

Let's check in on how Val's mood is doing right about now, huh?:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aPSLqJ341g


"You really thought you could pull the wool over Big Gus' eyes? Ha!"

Gus pointed an accusatory claw at Valkyrie. "Y'know, there was always a rumor dat li'l ol' Prisma done escaped Citadark. Never gave it da time of day. But dat look in your eyes... oh-ho, I remember it well."

He held tightly onto Ursaluna's fur as she roared and beat her chest.

"You crash my party while your weirdo pirate friends ransack my home?" Gus scoffed. "It's only fair my new friend and I return da favor!"

Noctum: "Um... Valkyrie? Why is there suddenly worrisome music playing in the background?" o_o;
Valkyrie: "Because I'm gonna gut that worthless cat and wear him as a coat!"
:brachyRee:


This was bad. Ursaluna had to be that other Paradigm lieutenant Gene mentioned, right? What was her name again?!

"Gene, we've got a situation," Noctum said. Valkyrie had let go of him and was staring at Gus with a mixture of shock and fury. "What was your plan for Ursaluna going on the offensive?"

"Gene's line's gone dead, Noctum," Cid said. "We can't reach anyone who left for Eternatus' core. I think Valhalla blocks our X-transceiver network."

Ah yes, great timing there, Gene. This is definitely one of those moments where pantsing everything is coming back to bite everyone in the ass.

The ground shook. Yelping, Noctum dove right, taking Valkyrie with him. An Earth Power kicked up a plume of dirt right where they'd been standing.

"Cut it out, Xander!" Shimmer pleaded from somewhere across the stadium. "It's not too late to change! If I can do it—"

"Blah, blah, blah. STFU, #ClownPrince!" Xander responded. "All right, #XanFam, let's get that chat bumping for Big Gus and Lieutenant Turian! You too, crowd! Help 'em give these #RebelRunts hell!"

Xander's not going to leave this stadium alive, is he?

Noctum managed to get back to his feet, but Valkyrie was still dazed. He got the garchomp standing again.

"Stay with me, Val!" The cosmic charizard jabbed her side.

"Huh? Wha?" Valkyrie blinked several times. "What are you doing?"

"What you told me to," Noctum said. "Keeping you grounded." He jerked his head toward the ursaluna and perrserker. "Now, how about we take these guys out together?"

That would be wise since the heavy hitter of the pair there is STAB effective against her. ^^;

Crouching into a fighting stance, Valkyrie nodded.

"Right. I'm... I'm with you. Gimme a boost?"

Noctum turned so she could climb onto his back. She was heavy, to be sure, but he was able to take off just in time to avoid another Earth Power.

Sure, the fight with Willie had tired him out. And the lack of rifts was annoying. But Valkyrie's confidence in him had given Noctum his second wind. And with some reinforcements, they'd be the ones giving Xander's cronies hell.

Noctum: "Which I'm not really sure how we're going to get when Gene's ghosting us, but let's think positive here!"
:fearfullaugh~2:

Alright, made it to the end. Looks like that lull that'd been around is finally over in this story, and with quite the explosive opening act, to boot. I thought that you did a pretty good job at keeping the readers on their toes this chapter, and I definitely snerked at a few of the exchanges that happened during the Iron Wings fight. Not bad for an opening act for an arc climax, and it definitely left off on a nice and tense note to tide your audience over for two weeks.

There were a couple spots that I noticed that I thought could've used a bit more description. I also thought that it would've been nice to see something of those rounds that Team Scalebound did that were apparently curbstomps in their favor, but I'm aware that your general ethos as a writer has shifted against doing battle scenes more generally, so I kinda just took that as part and parcel of your current style. I do wonder if it'd have been worth squeezing in something to check up on Yuna's end of things given that she and her team are either in or close to Valhalla right now, but I suppose you had limited runway to do something with that with your target run length for chapters, and I do think that injecting a dose of action was the right call for this arc.

Glad to be current with this story again, @Ambyssin , and I'll be looking forward to seeing where you take things later on this year. ^^
 
Chapter 111: Your Chariot Awaits New

Ambyssin

Gotta go back. Back to the past.
Premium
Location
Residency hell
Pronouns
he/him
Partners
  1. silvally-dragon
  2. necrozma-ultra
  3. milotic
  4. zoroark-soda
  5. dreepy
  6. mewtwo-ambyssin
  7. vulpix-ambyssin
Chapter 111: Your Chariot Awaits

No amount of training could prepare Noctum for all the dirt this ursaluna could kick up. He rolled right in midair, only for a plume of dirt to erupt underneath him. It didn't really hurt, but the force still sent the cosmic charizard crashing to the ground. Noctum rolled to a stop near the outskirts of the arena.

Everything spun, but Noctum could hear Gus' unhinged laughter.

"Throw whatever ya got at us!" the perrserker boasted. "It won't make a difference! Hit that flying lizard while he's down!"

Noctum's starry tail flame pulsated. Surely Turian was too preoccupied with—

Nope, there was a wave of dirt heading right for him. And Noctum still couldn't make any rifts!

Instead, he wound up and slashed at the air. Two Spacial Rend blades struck the dirt wave and parted it. The dirt collapsed into piles by Noctum's side, allowing him to easily fly through.

Across the arena, Turian's eyes briefly widened, before Gus tugged on some of her shoulder fur and she pivoted left to deflect a Flamethrower and Dragon Pulse from Igneous and Valkyrie.

"And #CrazyCharizard used some cheap parlor trick to block that Earth Power!" Xander announced, making no effort to hide the dissatisfaction in his tone. "Can I get some ones in the chat if you think #CrazyCharizard's a dirty cheater?"

Ignoring the jeers from the crowd, Noctum opted to keep his distance while Turian was busy with his teammates. Blue and purple light coalesced around his arms again.

"Oh no you don't! Gettem, bros!"

"For the boss!"

Gasping, Noctum looked over his shoulder to see two buff greninja running him down with a couple of machamp and pangoro behind them. Noctum flapped his wings, ascending to avoid several Water Shurikens. He hurled the Spacial Rends meant for Turian at the Medici goons. The explosive crescents blew them all the way back down the tunnel they'd came from.

Noctum quickly flew away, expecting more to try and funnel in. "Guys!" he shouted. "Gus is sending thugs at us!"

"Great!" Valkyrie snarled ahead of him, spitting a poisonous Dragon Pulse that the eerie red beam attack Turian used earlier swallowed up. The lingering beam struck the garchomp, who skidded along the stadium's dirt.

"We should switch it up," the cosmic charizard suggested, shooting a Dragon Pulse of his own straight ahead. It hit Turian square in the muzzle. She staggered back.

"Whoa!" Gus tightly gripped the ursaluna's shoulder fur. "Don't let 'em rattla ya, sweet cheeks! Give 'em another Blood Moon!"

Turian roared. Her dark eye turned red and another red moon appeared over her head.

"Back!" Igneous cried to Noctum's right. Noctum flew up and easily avoided the beam as it swept across the ground, kicking up huge dust clouds in its wake.

Startled yelps behind Noctum suggested the Medici goons halted their approach in the wake of Turian's Blood Moon.

"Val, now!" Noctum pointed behind him. "I'll try to keep Ursaluna's attention!" He dove down as the dust settled, spewing a Flamethrower. It hit Turian's crossed arms, singing some of her fur but not leaving her much worse for wear.

"Noctum..." Valkyrie growled from somewhere behind him.

"Val, please." Noctum didn't look over his shoulder. He threw up a Protect to absorb the huge Earth Power plume that surrounded him. His starry tail flame tripled in size, the heat blowing the dirt away.

"Tch. Fine."

Footsteps headed away from him. Noctum sighed in relief.

"Yeah, dat's right! Run!" Gus jeered from his perch. He lightly tugged Turian's neck. "It's all you're really good for, Prisma!"

"Oh, shut up!" Noctum punched the air. A Spacial Rend crescent raced forward and struck Turian. The ursaluna jolted stiff and, for a brief moment, Noctum caught a glimpse of what she was supposed to look like.

The blow knocked a yowling Gus off her shoulder. He was now clinging to Turian's back fur for dear life.

"Hey, hey, hey!" The perrserker kicked at the air rapidly. "Pull me up, sweet cheeks! Dis ain't cool!"

"Hot damn! #CrazyCharizard's trying to solo Turian!" Xander said. "Is this guy nuts or what? And speaking of nuts, that last hit was sponsored by—"

"Knock it off, Xander!"

While Shimmer was shouting from somewhere across the arena, Noctum pressed his attack with a stream of blue fire. Turian was too busy trying to get Gus back on her shoulder and the flames washed over her face.

Roaring in pain, the ursaluna frantically rubbed her face with her arms to put the flames out. Noctum readied another Spacial Rend.

"Protect, Zardy!"

"Huh?" Noctum looked over his shoulder and saw Nikki sprinting past him. He shifted his focus and surrounded himself with a blue shield.

The toxtricity slammed her gills. Huge soundwaves rippled out around her. Noctum's Protect flickered from the Boomburst's force. More importantly, though, it hit Turian. Yowling in pain, Turian fell over.

Noctum saw a bundle of black and gray fur tumble into the dirt. Without thinking, the cosmic charizard dove toward it.

"OMG, Turian's toppled!" Xander gasped. "The #RebelRunts' cheating is paying off? Well, we can't have that happening! Spread the word, #XanFam! We need more viewers sending Turian their energy! C'mon, five hundred K's only the start! Can we hit the million for #YaBoiXander?"

"Xander, stop! This isn't funny anymore!" Shimmer cried.

Noctum grabbed Gus and quickly flew up to dodge a swipe of Turian's paw.

"Hey! Heeeeeeeey!" Gus flailed around. "Put me down, you filthy lizard! Nobody touches Big Gus without his say so!"

"VAL, CATCH!" Noctum shouted, grip holding firm. He spun around and chucked a screaming Gus toward the other end of the arena, where Igneous and Valkyrie were dispatching two mawile goons.

XxX​

The moment Igneous was sure his flames had downed Mawile, he looked over his shoulder to find Gus hurtling through the air like the least graceful bird he'd ever laid eyes on.

He was defenseless. Igneous noted Valkyrie tossing the other mawile into the pile of unconscious goons and looking up.

"I got this!" The grovlazzle's volcarona wings flared to life. He flew up, flames swirling around his normally leafy tails. He hadn't had a lot of practice trying to Fire Lash, but there was a first time for anything.

Igneous swung his hips around. His flaming tails clubbed Gus upside the head. He rocketed toward the ground, where Valkyrie was waiting. Rather than a specific attack, the garchomp waited until Gus struck the ground. She roundhouse kicked him upside the head.

The perrserker tumbled through the dirt.

"Nobody hurts the boss!"

"Let's shave her scales off, aphbrodesiacs!"

Igneous dropped from the air, spitting Bullet Seeds along the ground to cut off the oddly buff scrafty and emboar charging toward Valkyrie.

"Don't even try it," he growled.

"We got numbers, bros!" one scrafty said. "Let's pound that twink!"

The other scrafty cringed. "Phrasing, Broseph!"

Igneous' volcarona wings buzzed rapidly, even as he stayed on the ground. A whirlwind of fire whipped up around him. The Fiery Dance pummeled the two scrafty, who tumbled back into an unconscious heap.

Both emboar were mostly unbothered, however. One slammed his rock-covered head into the grovlazzle while the other rushed him for a Head Smash of his own.

"That's our Turian! Fending off #CrazyCharizard and #TrashyToxtri like it's nothing! Keep the donos and viewers rolling in! We're at six hundred K, #XanFam!"

Igneous parried part of second Head Smash with his Leaf Blades, but his legs still buckled. He held firm. He'd dealt with worse.

"Yaaaaah! Get dis crazy broad away from me!"

The ground rumbled. Sensing an incoming Earthquake, Igneous jumped. His volcarona wings carried him over the Head Smashes both emboar attempted. Valkyrie's Earthquake took care of the rest.

Igneous turned around and found Gus running back toward Turian with Valkyrie in hot pursuit. He charged after them in the air, catching a glimpse of Scarlett struggling to fly in the opposite direction while wrapped around Nikki.

"Scarlett! Where's Starlene?!" he said. "She might be able to—"

"I c-can't..." Wincing, Scarlett frantically flapped her wings. "It's like... with Xeromus!"

Igneous' eyes widened. Was Xeromus here, then?

Gus' screams snapped his attention back in front of him. Turian kicked up another dust wave. Valkyrie skidded to a halt. She was going to get swept up along with Gus!

"Dis is your fault!" the perrserker hissed. "I'm glad I got ridda ya! Ya shoulda stayed in da slammer where ya belong!"

Snarling, the garchomp whirled and lunged for Gus, who fell back on his rear, screaming. Igneous' wings caught fire as he surged ahead.

"Head's up!" Igneous cried. Valkyrie looked up seconds before Igneous grabbed her. His arms and shoulders burned from trying to hold her. He just had to get a bit higher. Higher. Higher!

"Nrrrgggaaaah!" The grovlazzle tossed Valkyrie up. She stuck out her arms to glide through the air. The trajectory was just enough to get her over the dust wave. Igneous flapped his wings to avoid it.

Which left no one for the wave to sweep over except a yowling and hissing Gus.

"Hot damn!" Xander's whistle carried through the stadium speaker. "#Twinkvyle tossed #GrittyChomp over that Earth Power wave at the last second! And now Big Gus is taking a hell of a dirt nap!"

Valkyrie managed to turn around in midair. She descended toward a newly-formed dirt mound. Igneous stole a quick glance over his shoulder and saw Noctum barely skirting a Blood Moon while Nikki fired off a Boomburst that made Turian stagger back, clutching her ears.

"Looks like chat's still on Turian's side, but the numbers are switching up!" Xander said. "What a tweeeeest! Are the #RebelRunts really gonna pull this off? The tension! The ratings! Seven fifty K, baby!"

Igneous swooped down and landed near Valkyrie, who'd plunged both arms into the dirt.

"Got him." The garchomp heaved, kicking up dust. Igneous waved it out of his eyes. He found Gus lying on his back, with Valkyrie pressing her right foot into the perrserker's portly gut.

"Tell me why?" Valkyrie growled. "Why'd you sell me out after everything I did for you?!"

Gus squirmed under Valkyrie's foot. Despite his precarious position, a smirk wormed its way onto his face.

"Dat pink tint to your fangs... poison, ain't it?" The perrserker snorted. "You're Ryujin now, ain't ya?"

Valkyrie pressed down on his belly again. "Answer my question."

"Heeeh." Gus' laugh was strained. "And dat one." He tilted his head in Igneous' direction. "Sakaki's kid, ain't it? I recognize dat look in his eyes."

"What's this? The fighting in the middle of the arena's stopped!" Xander exclaimed. "It looks like Big Gus is dropping some #DramaBombs! Spread the word, chat! You don't wanna miss this!"

Frenzied roars came from Igneous' right. He ignored them, instead glaring at Gus.

"I don't have anything to say to you," the grovlazzle sneered.

"I'm, urrrgh, sure." Gus managed another strained laugh.

"Five seconds before I kill you," Valkyrie warned. She pressed more of her weight down on Gus. He wheezed like a deflating balloon.

"You were... too soft," Gus said. "Same reason... I tried... to poison dat idiot's pops. Everyone else... was too soft... to try."

Whatever Igneous was planning to say to Valkyrie got stuck in the back of the throat. He stared at Gus, who managed to smirk back at him.

"How's... dat arm... treating ya... dead weight?"

Igneous' head pounded. He saw himself in his mother's hospital room again. The withered sceptile lay in her bed. Her tail, protruding through a hole in the bed to accommodate 'mon like her, had lost most of its pine needles. Her chest rose and fell with the hisses and whooshes of a machine connected to a tube stuck in her neck. Other tubes stuck in her arms and stomach provided strangely colored fluids.

[(FeelsBadMan). He's (OMEGALUL)ing at you. (Are you just gonna sit there and take it?)]

The grovlazzle saw red. Flames shrouded his Leaf Blades.

[Or maybe you should use a little (START9) on him?]

Snarling, Igneous lunged for Gus. Flames blurred the sides of his vision. He heard Valkyrie shout... something. However, his head was buzzing too much to make it out.

All he could think about was the withered sceptile dying in her hospital bed. And lying on a cold steel floor, gripping the stump of his right arm.

He conjured Honedge, ready to plunge it into Gus' face.

But the moment it should have struck the perrserker, Igneous' arms froze. The red faded from his vision, revealing that, instead of Gus, his arms were stuck in some sort... red, staticky box.

"What the hell?!" Igneous couldn't pull his arms out no matter how much he tried. "Help!" he shouted to Valkyrie.

If the garchomp was still there, though, Igneous didn't hear her. Or see her, for that matter. Instead, the static cube expanded. It swallowed up his legs and his arms.

[I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU, KIDDO!]

Igneous didn't even have the time to scream before the static completely enveloped him.

XxX​

As Noctum rolled out of the way of yet another Blood Moon, a disturbing thought rumbled around in his head.

All Turian did was roar and snarl. She hadn't uttered a single word throughout the entire fight.

The cosmic charizard spewed a blue Flamethrower while flying forward. It washed over the ursaluna's head, leaving her swatting dumbly at the air. That gave Nikki an opening to strike Turian from behind with poisonous Venoshock spears. They did little more than make Turian grunt, but the purple splotches lingered on her backside.

More grunts and growls. The brown mud around her shifted. Noctum swooped down, grabbed Nikki, and hurled her over toward the wall separating crowd from arena. The Earth Power clipped his tail, but he managed to stay airborne.

Turian roared again. Noctum flinched. That thought wouldn't leave his head.

Was Turian... feral?

Had the emperor actually gone out and dragged a feral into the Paradigm? Or had eons of service to Paradox reduced Turian to nothing more than a snarling beast?

"Look alive, Zardy!"

A Moonblast was heading right for him! Noctum dropped to the ground and the ball of fairy energy exploded in a pink flash over him.

"What's this? The fighting in the middle of the arena's stopped!" Xander exclaimed. "It looks like Big Gus is dropping some #DramaBombs! Spread the word, chat! You don't wanna miss this! C'mon, we're so close to the #million!"

He charged forward, flapping his starry wings as fast as he could.

Noctum had to put an end to this now. Not with those little crescents. He had to do that thing he did against Halvus!

"#CrazyCharizard is charging right at Turian! I think he's finally gone full #delulu, chat!"

Not on your life.


Blue-violet light swirled around Noctum's arms. Pink gems flickered around his nebula belly.

The ground trembled beneath him. Noctum flapped his wings, then slashed at Turian. The air around the ursaluna warped as Noctum weaved between her legs, swiping at her brown fur. He flew right through a plume of Earth Power, grunting from the pain.

"#Bullseye! Direct hit! We got nine hundred K! Keep it up!"

Noctum ascended, striking Turian above her bulky tail. Snarling, Turian conjured another Blood Moon over her head. Noctum slashed her across the back. The air continued to distort around Turian. With one last flap of his wings, he clipped Turian's ear as she turned around to try and bite Noctum.

"Nine hundred fifty K!"

The Blood Moon's red laser descended right toward him. Noctum glanced up, then clapped his hands together.

The air around Turian shattered like glass. Her Blood Moon vanished in an instant, leaving Noctum unscathed. Turian's roar of pain quickly turned to a weakened whine as the ursaluna toppled onto her back. She tried, weakly, to swipe at Noctum, but the moment she struck the ground, her brown fur darkened. The red circle on her forehead faded to a calming yellow. A tiny card drifted out of her head before crumbling to dust the arena's winds carried away.

"OMG! Turian's down! The #RebelRunts cheated their way to victory! What a slap in the face!"

Noctum remained in midair, head still buzzing. He looked at his hands, which still hand lingering blue-purple sparks in them.

That was... Spacial Rend's true form. He was sure of it. It was pure desperation that brought it out last time. But this time he'd used it right when he wanted to.

And it felt good.

"There it is! One million viewers! The #XanFam's stronger than ever! And now we can
really kick things off!"

Noctum heard a shout from the center of the arena.

Valkyrie!

To Noctum's left, he saw the garchomp disappearing into an expanding ball of red and black static. Without thinking, the cosmic charizard charged toward it. He didn't care if he was already tired. Noctum had to help her.

"VAL!" he cried, reaching toward the static.

[Join the (START9)! It's (GOOD, CLEAN FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY)!]

A red shockwave slammed into Noctum while he was in midair, then everything went black.

XxX​

Shimmer was trying his damndest to get to the part of the stands above the destroyed commentator's box. First it was crowd members getting in his way, pelting him with concessions and refreshments, leaving him with popcorn caught in his mane and salsa and soda pop staining his icy white fur. Then it was some sort of pink, misty barrier sealing Xander away.

The ponytales fired an icy lance at it. No dice. He bodyslammed the barrier, only to bounce right off of it.

"Listen to me, Xander!" Shimmer begged. "Stop and look at what you're doing!" He gestured toward the arena with a foreleg.

"Oh, now you decided to grow a conscience?" the sylveon sneered. "You really are the biggest #fraud around. You think any of those #RebelRunts give a shit about you? LOL!"

Xander held his uPhone back up at the arena. His voice projected through the speakers once again.

"#CrazyCharizard is charging right at Turian! I think he's finally gone full #delulu, chat!"

"You're wrong!" Shimmer flung himself at the barrier again, only to bounce off it and land splayed out along stone steps. He quickly rolled upright. "I... I have friends now!"

He caught a glimpse of a dragonair flying frantic circles over the arena. Shimmer looked around for any signs of Igneous, but couldn't find the grovlazzle.

"L-O-freaking-L!" Xander smacked a forepaw against one of the empty chairs beside him. "Imagine being so desperate for someone to pity you that you coddle up to a couple of #LoserLizards! #Couldn'tBeMe, bitch!"

Shimmer's ears folded. He wanted so badly to believe this was Paradox's influence, but that venom behind Xander's words...

It had always been there, hadn't it? Shimmer just never noticed... because he and Xander egged each other on.

"#Bullseye! Direct hit! We got nine hundred K! Keep it up!"

Xander pranced around happily, jumping from empty seat to empty seat. He was practically drooling looking at his uPhone.

Shimmer's heart sank. All of this... was a waste. Nothing was going to get through to Xander. All he really cared about was commanding people's attention.

... Well, he wouldn't be able to do that anymore if Shimmer could stop him.

Come on. Come on!

The ponytales leveled his horn at Xander's barrier. The sylveon was completely ignoring him, engrossed in his uPhone and whatever was happening in the arena.

"Nine hundred fifty K!"

He just needed a strong enough strike. Focus!

Ice coalesced around Shimmer's horn. A large ice lance formed around his head.

"OMG! Turian's down! The #RebelRunts cheated their way to victory! What a slap in the face!"

With a strained grunt, Shimmer forced the icy lance forward. It struck the barrier. Shimmer leaned forward, horn glowing with pink light as he tried to force the lance through with his ESP. He wasn't sure if Xander noticed. The ice obscured his vision.

Suddenly, the force pushing back against his attack vanished. The icy lance shattered. Shimmer stumbled forward with a surprised whinny. The ponytales quickly collected himself.

The barrier was down! He had a chance to—

... Wait, why was there a giant, heart-shaped crystal sticking out of the sylveon's head?

"There it is! One million viewers! The #XanFam's stronger than ever! And now we can really kick things off!"

Xander turned and grinned eerily. A sudden rush of Fairy Wind swept Shimmer off his hooves. His head struck the nearest empty chair and everything spun.

"GGs, #ClownPrince," Xander sneered. "It's like I said. Once a loser, always a los—"

"Get back, Twinkie! Your boy toy's gone full Whisper!"

Shimmer managed to blink the stars from his vision. He found Nikki bounding up the steps, with Scarlett hot on the toxtricity's tail.

"Perfect! The whole #LoserSquad's here!" Xander floated into the air. "You're gonna LOVE what #YaBoiXander's got in store! #LETHIMCOOK!"

Static energy erupted from the sylveon's heart-shaped crystal, swallowing Shimmer up before he could even react. He caught the briefest glimpse of blue and purple lights swirling all around him before blacking out from just how much his world was spinning.

XxX​

"And... there... we... are."

Paradox pointed to his wall of monitors, where the Paradigm signal tracker showed the Chariot's signal going dead. The other monitors had shown different angles of what happened in that arena. First the perrserker exploded into a ball of distortion that caught the garchomp and oddly-colored charizard and grovyle. Then, right after his livestream hit a million viewers, Xander sprouted a crystal on his head and vanished along with the rebel ponyta, dragonair, and toxtricity into a rift exactly like the ones popping up inside Eternatus.

"I'm not sure I understand, sir." Sticky was trying not to snap his tablet in half. The emperor was... happy about losing Turian? About Xander having somehow rigged a system to open a rift and escape into it with the Lovers?

He could've been repairing Iron Enforcer. But, no, the naganadel was floating in Paradox's office instead. Utterly confused.

Think of the promotion. Sticky tightly gripped his tablet. Think of the promotion.

"It was right before that imbecile's disappearing act." Paradox turned to his desk and pressed a button on a holographic keyboard that appeared by his left upper tentacle. The stream feed — it had suddenly cut to advertisements — rewound.

"Here!"

Paradox paused the footage, then teleported over to the monitor. "This ball of static that sucked up those reptilian rebels." He tapped the screen with his left lower tentacle.

Sticky squinted. "That came out of the perrserker, yes?"

"It's clearly part of the power that's interfering with us," Paradox declared. "And now it's out in the open." His tentacles coiled into arms so he could rub his hands together. "The rebels are scattered thin. The nearest connecting distortion may not be that close, but I believe my Troopers can reach this pathetic city soon enough."

Sticky frowned. "To do what, exactly?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Paradox teleported atop his desk and raised his right fist. "Siphon that energy. If it's strong enough to make the rebels panic, then it's precisely what I need to wipe them out for good!"

That was news to Sticky. "Uh, right. I suppose that makes sense. So, you gave the Troopers a siphoning device?"

"I have something much better." Paradox folded his arms behind his back. "Threw a few more of those expendable Horizon students together to make my latest and greatest machine: Iron Treads!"

He snapped his right fingers. Xander's stream cut out. In its place, Sticky found footage of a robotic donphan curling up into a big metal ball and rolling over a grassy hill. Presumably out in Radiance.

... Wait a second.

Sticky gasped. "It's in Radiance already?!"

"Of course." Paradox thumped the gem in his chest. It flickered red. "It's as I said, Sticky. Your supreme grand emperor is always thinking three moves ahead!"

He teleported back to the monitors and resumed watching a feed of Iron Treads and its Eternatus Trooper escort heading across Radiance's landscape.

"Now, run along." The deoxys waved his right arm dismissively, which unraveled into tentacles. "Fix up your little pet or whatever. I intend to monitor this situation directly."

"Y-Yessir." Sticky bobbed his head, then turned for the door.

If that staticky energy really was as impressive as the emperor thought, then it meant great things were on the horizon. And great things for the emperor meant great things for Sticky, too.

XxX​

"... Truly unbelievable sight! Distortion spread over Salim Stadium like wildfire! Who knows how many people are now trapped inside it?"

Isola sat in front of her large, heart-shaped vanity mirror, telekinetically running a pink brush through her mane. The rapidash's left ear swiveled in the direction of her PV screen.

[Your Eminence, PNN and Vulpix News are asking for a comment.]

Isola glanced at her newly-dubbed Iron Leaves' reflection in the mirror.

"No comment," she said sweetly.

[Understood.] Iron Leaves stepped back. Its eyes glowed bright red.

"It was already wild that Her Eminence allowed the Medicis to do as they please here, but I haven't caught wind of a single Radiant Guardsmon in the city!"

Isola hummed a jaunty tune to herself, stroking her mane with her brush.

"I'm just getting word Her Eminence has no comments on the matter! Randy, has the studio been able to get a hold of Commanders Grayson or Tobias?"

The rapidash chuckled to herself. What desperation these ugly media mandibuzz had.

Well, that wasn't a problem. In times like these, actions spoke louder than words.

Isola set the brush down on her dresser.

"Justy, darling, be a dear and order the genesect to Khelifet," she said, smiling serenely at Iron Leaves' reflection. "And get Iron Crown to join them."

[As you wish, Your Eminence.] The robotic virizion bowed and departed the room in a stiff trot.

Isola levitated the brush back up and stroked it through her pink mane a few more times. Then she set the brush down again and looked approvingly at her reflection.

"There. Truly beautiful."

She stepped away from her vanity mirror and turned back to the PV. The news was interviewing bystanders who were pointing frantically to the tower of static protruding from the stadium.

XxX​

"This is bad! Very bad!"

Cid hovered back and forth in front of the resistance's computer bay, clutching at the base of his giant head.

"No shit." Leo tapped forehooves impatiently against the hangar's metal floor. "Xander was hiding an anomaly the whole time and it looks like Xeromus sprang a trap on us, too!"

"No one over there's responding!" The orbeetle's spots flashed asynchronously. "Not to mention, the group that went to Valhalla are completely unreachable."

"Well, I gotta get over there," the cosmic arceus declared, golden wheel glowing. "If there's an anomaly, I have to seal it."

"But Leo, you're the last rift-maker we have left here!" Jade squawked, waddling up to his side. "If you leave, we're all stuck here! What if something bad happens somewhere else?" The salugia glanced at some of the skorps seated at the computers, as well as Grishi who was floating upside down behind them.

"I mean..." Leo's voice trailed off. She had a point, yeah. But the rifts were also a big freaking deal. No way Leo could stay here to be a glorified ferry. "What about Nikki, Shimmer, and Scarlett? You guys all saw Xander's rift swallow them up, right? Nikki's the only one who's been through any before. They're hosed without me."

"Then why not meet halfway, Creator?"

Leo winced. That sounded like that Diamond-Not-Seifer guy. Still giving him a dumb title like when they'd met last night. Cringe.

He looked over his shoulder to see the cosmic keldeo marching across the hangar with purpose. Cyril followed him. The first time anyone had seen the zoroark leave that tiny bedroom on the far side of the outpost in days. Maybe this meant his mopey doomer phase was over?

"If there's concern for enemies striking at this spot while you tend to the rift, then transport some of us with you as backup," Diamond said. He fixed a stern gaze on Jade. "Perfectly agreeable, wouldn't you say, Miss Lugilazzle?"

"It's salugia," Jade said. "And, sure, fine. I guess we can work with that."

"Then let us sally forth." Diamond stomped a forehoof on the floor. "Time is of the essence, as it always is."

Leo noticed the hesitant expression on Cyril's face. He leaned in Diamond's direction, squinting. "You serious, fam? Maybe you weren't here when I mentioned Xeromus. I dunno if you should go there, considering what happened last time."

Realization flickered in Diamond's eyes. He wrinkled his snout. "Yes, well—"

Diamond went silent. Then he cleared his throat. "Your fears are unwarranted. A legend does not back down from their duty. There is a rift to seal. And I, the Essence of Time, shall aid you in your quest, Creator."

"Yeesh," Leo whispered. There had to be a less cringe way to get that across.

The cosmic keldeo turned to Cyril. "Besides, how can I try to better myself if I let the recent past paralyze me so? Time marches ever onward, and so must I."

Cyril's starry mane was dim, but he nodded slowly. "I understand." He casually strolled over toward the computer bank. "Then Cid's going with you guys."

The orbeetle almost dropped out of the air. "I am?"

"Well, I'm not fighting fit." Cyril stretched his arms out. "I'll man the hub here. Your Dynascan's more useful closer to the action."

Surprisingly, the orbeetle crossed his arms. "With all due respect, I can do everything with my Dynascan here that I could there. We can't be splitting our resources like this."

Leo shrugged. "Whatevs. So, who's actually coming with?"

Grishi blipped over onto Leo's back. He lazily draped his tail over the arceus' wheel.

"Heat bad for Grishi's fur, but make exception because this important."

Leo looked in the direction the zorotwo had teleported form. Vince was there, but the purple koraidon was still in ride form. He shrank back, shaking his head.

Freaking figures. Leo looked around the room. There were no other volunteers outside of Jade. So, he turned around and threw open a rift to the roof of that Ryujin hotel the others were staying in.

Sure enough, the moment they stepped out, they found a large static pillar rising up from the middle of the stadium.

"Oh." Leo's mane and tail flickered. "That's different."

"Different how?" Diamond frowned. "Good different? Bad different? We lack the time for questions."

"Bad. Rift's a chonker," Leo said. "Practically an entire tower!"

"But tower in center of stadium," Grishi noted, tapping his chin with a claw. "Where static eat zard, chomp, and grov friends. On footage, anomaly eat other friends over in stands."

Leo raised a brow, then his eyes glowed blue. Seconds later, they widened.

"No cap!"

"What now?" Diamond groaned. "And can you please talk normal?"

"Grishi's right! There are two mystery dungeons there!" Leo exclaimed, his wheel flickering erratically. "One feels like an anomaly dungeon for sure. But the other... that giant pillar..."

"No time to waste, then!"

Diamond was sprinting toward the edge of the roof. Leo groaned.

Cripes, did that idiot think he could fly? He wasn't a dialga right now!

The cosmic arceus charged forward, easily running past Diamond and catching him on his back when he leaped from the roof and gravity, predictably, took hold.

"Whoomf!" the cosmic keldeo grunted. "Ah, yes. I, erm, am in a different form. Seifer propelled himself with jets of water for short spurts. That will take getting used to..."

Leo took off galloping through the air, figuring the others would catch up with him. As the stadium grew close, there weren't any shouts or screams to be had.

... But there was a Hydro Pump shooting up into the air.

"CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!"

Leo flew up over the top of the stadium and spotted a black spec on the outside of the arena, safely away from the distortion pillar. The other pokémon in the stands all sat there, motionless, staring at the smaller rift on the opposite side of the stands.

He didn't have time to wig out over that, though. "Artemis?" Leo called. "Is that you!"

The black speck waved a couple of blue specs around. Leo charged down to the arena. The cosmic milotic came into view, relief flooding his face.

"Oh, Leo, thank goodness!" Artemis kept glancing nervously at the distortion pillar. "I have no idea what happened! Got knocked out by a stray blast from Ursaluna and when I came to..." He gestured all around him with his starcloud ribbons.

"Short version's that Xander played us," Leo said. "He created an anomaly rift somehow."

Artemis' eyebrows shriveled. "That's what that is?!"

Leo shook his head. "No. This pillar's... something different. Are you okay keeping an eye on it?"

"I, uh—"

"Brought you company." The cosmic arceus pivoted so Diamond could hop off his back.

"Well met once more," Diamond greeted. "Or, err, I suppose this is our first meeting in this lifetime. So, ah, put her there?"

He extended a foreleg to the cosmic milotic, who blinked in confusion.

Then his starry ribbons flickered erratically. "Wait, Dialga?!"

Well, this was already awkward. Leo feared if he stuck around these two any longer, he'd die of cringe. Fortunately, he had a convenient excuse.

"'K, I'm out. Anomaly time." Leo hopped into the air and galloped away from Artemis before he could protest. He caught a glimpse of Grishi and Jade heading into the stadium out of the corner of his eye.

Good. Hopefully they could handle things. At least until he figured out what lay in this anomaly dungeon.

As the smaller rift came into view, Leo hoped that Nikki, Shimmer, and Scarlett were okay.

XxX

~Il Paradigma, No. VII: Turian, the Chariot~
Once a feral ursaring whose lust for battle caused her to evolve differently than her counterparts. The emperor found her early on after Matriarch's disappearance. Rather than returning the Chariot to its original holder, he instead placed the fragment within her. It accentuated her bloodlust, but the effects caused her to age rapidly. To counter this, the emperor continuously seeks out ursaluna strong enough to handle the strain of her Paradigm fragment and ferries her spirit through each puppet.

XxX​

Path of Valor Almanac
The Chariot is seventh of the major arcana. Upright symbolizes providence along with war, triumph, vengeance, presumption, and trouble. Reversed represents riots, quarrels, disputes, litigation, and defeat.

In European history, the House of Medici was a powerful Italian banking and political family originating in what was then the Florentine Republic (now Florence, Italy). They operated the largest European bank in the 1400s. Over the next two centuries the family produced several prominent political figures including four popes (Leo X, Clement VII, Pius IV, and Leo XI) and two queens of France (Catherine and Marie de' Medici).
 
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